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ok enough is enough. whichever one of you virgins invented instagram starbucks recipes, die 1000 deaths. I had a customer come in today holding out their phone (full brightness) and looking all shy and Im immediately like 🙄 fine ok, what does the instagram user want me to make for them this time. well this time it's a cringe harry potter themed frappucino. excuse me??? "can you make this for me?" I said excuse me??? -- I mean *customer service voice* "yeah it looks like I have all the ingredients, haha sure!"

ok cringe instagram harry potter frappucino drinker. ok. die. "Ive never had this drink before" yeah I can tell due to the fact that it didnt exist until someone posted a #aesthetic photo of it to instagram 14 hours ago ok. ok,

but whatever, Im paid to put up with this shit. so I add the ingredients all up on my computer and congrats! ur harry potter cringe social media drink has $10 worth of syrup in it. are you happy??? is this what you wanted??? a $10 frappucino??? $10. for a drink. you doubled the price of this drink for ur off-brand "harry potter and the legend of the overpriced starbucks drink" drink. you doubled the price!!! is this how u imagined spending ur day? is this what u wanted to do when u woke up this morning? $10 for a 24oz drink?

and u know, you KNOW the influencer making this recipe doesn't even work at a starbucks cause when it was all said and done the drink looked like shit. my blender was straining against the weight of your sins (and syrups) and Im sweating, Im an animal, Im losing my mind and my blender is getting watered down frappucino syrups everywhere -- u put so much shit liquid in this blender it doesnt even fit in the cup btw. it's making a huge mess. but is it instagramable? no, its fucking ugly. #trending #foryoupage #cringe $10 harold potter drink for adult children,

so are you happy? is ur social media influencer bestie happy? I made ur stupid $10 drink for u. does it taste good? no? well I hope instagram shuts down tomorrow. I hope you read a different book. I hope I never get sober. there is no sign of land. I hope you die. I hope we both die.

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Mary Meriam, from “A Poem”

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Jonah is such a silly little guy and I love him even if he is BIG cringe.

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send 🛑 to clean blood off of my muse after they protected yours.

add + to reverse so receiver is the one cleaning blood off sender.

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“ I need a strange goth european man for aesthetic purposes … “

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                       “ ‘ Horror ‘ is just another way to say ‘ Female Experience ‘. “

                                                                            FEMME - HORROR™

            An Independent & Mutuals - Only Exploration of Female - Centric Horror  

                                       As Imagined By: Ya Gurl, Heather™

                                                   Rules. || X. || X. || X. || X.

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                    “ Yeah, you’re definitely going to need a bigger boat … “

                                                  Jausette || Rules || Mun 

                *Muse featured on an independent & mutuals only multi-muse blog !* 

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                                                 Trimble Twins + Personality™

Picrew Here. 

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                             This game is * chef’s kiss * -> Also, Bruce is just anime Seth. 

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• Sherlock:

A hand reached to make contact with Seth’s, fingers lazily interlocking with his. Sherlock had pushed pretty much everything away from himself, consciously and at times even violently. Seth had been the only individual he could tolerate because he could see himself in him, he was also the only one that stuck around, even after seeing the ugly side of him.

“You have it bad for me…” he mocked, pulling the hand to his lips to kiss his knuckles.

Sherlock was difficult at best to get a long with and that didn’t include navigating the intricacies of his personality. Unfortunately, Seth could understand that completely considering his own frustrating habits. 

“ It could be worse - You could have it bad for me. “ he teased, a small smile forming for a scant few seconds. 

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he’s an irredeemable villain to you. he’s my special little princess though

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                          Oh, look - - - Barnabas Collins & Edward Cullen, in the house. 

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There’s something boiling beneath my skin angrily and I want to let it win.

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Im crying real tears over this.

@twins-parted rare footage of jonah & eve 💕

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We should all lose our minds to this, because everytime I open the group chat I lose it all over again and take 15 minutes to compose myself again:

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                                                            Goth - Mothered™

                   Independent & Mutuals - Only Interpretation of: Morticia Addams

                                                  Idolized By: Ya Gurl, Heather™

                                                         Rules † Muse † Mun