#i was thinking about that picture allll day

[angelixrr]

cw for fem!reader, yan!vees, noncon + dubcon, 4some, electrocution, manipulation, slighttt voxval if u squint REALLY hard

vox !

vox was by far the most insecure of the vees, and thus overcompensated for his insecurity by being overly possessive of you

would oftentimes drag you away from the other vees to take with you to meetings to show you off to shareholders, high ranking sinners and demons alike

his insecurities reared their ugly head whenever someone else happened to talk to you. be it friendly conversation or legitimate flirting, vox wouldn't spare either one, either dragging you away or having his security throw out the unlucky sinner

vox quite literally has eyes on you 24/7, has gifted you numerous pieces of voxtech technology, ranging from a phone, to a voxtech watch, and unbeknownst to you, he had you chipped after the two of you had drinks  he, n he slipped something into your drink to knock you out for a few hours

vox will give you anything you ask for, to not only showcase his wealth, but social standing and power. he's basically telling you through gifts that "no one else could do this for you, or would do this for you. i went through hell and back to get you this, you owe me"

vox is also the first of the vees to tighten his grip on your leash you're on if he feels as if you're getting too wild, too close to other people. he'll force a shock collar onto you, and then keep you confided either to his penthouse, or the vees's tower in his office

vox can be pacified really easy, acting obedient towards him really feeds his ego, and can make him go easier on you

valentino !

valentino is the least possessive of the vees, which isn't saying much, but he has the most confidence out of all of them so he doesn't worry much about you running away

really, he thinks you're lucky to have the attention of someone as powerful as him, the only time he ever really has an outburst is if you deny him

if you tell him no to accompanying him to a club, starring in a show, or being intimate with him behind closed doors, he will take it out on you, telling you that you should be grateful that he's been this nice, cut you so much slack when he's got all his other bitches on tight leashes. you're special to him, and he treats you so well compared to his other whores, so just shut the fuck up and take him

does tend to spoil you when you've been behaving particularly well, takes you out on the town into all the nightclubs that an ordinary sinner like yourself wouldn't dare go into.  takes you to the vip lounge and sits you on his lap to show off to anyone lucky enough to look at his favorite little bitch

absolutely loves to have you as arm candy, if he goes out 9 times out of ten hes begging vox or velvette to let you go with him, and if they tell him no, he gets huffy

loves loves loves to drape his wings over you and hold you close to him

blows smoke in your face. bc he’s mean and he sucks and that’s so hot of him

velvette !

velvette is by far the worst one to land the affections of, for what she lacks in power, she makes up for it in intellect 

she’s extremely cunning, and always makes you play directly into her hand, through manipulating you and others around you

will spread rumors between your staff about you selling someone out to an exorcist, or about you getting someone else fired, when really, it was velvette’s fault

will also manipulate your social media, since that is her specialty. she will boost your social standing if you play nice with her and behave, but if she thinks you’re out of line she will spread rumors and leak compromising images of you just to send you running back to her arms 

"aww, dollie what's got you in a tizzy? someone uploaded some nasty pictures of you? 'm so sorry darling, why doncha c'mere, i'll make you feel allll better" 

dresses you up practically every day, except when she's particularly busy, but even then, the night before she'll lay out clothes for you or organize a whole week’s worth of clothes. however, if she finds out that you didn’t wear anything she picked out for you, she throws a fit, and you’re guaranteed to be manhandled for the next week like her own personal dress up doll, with extra scandalous outfits to boot

if velvette feels like she hasn't gotten enough time with you, she isn't afraid to tussle with vox or val about it because she knows who's really pulling all the strings

loves to have you working for her, because she feels as if you’re the only one who really gets her. oftentimes she’ll have you working as her assistant, and mediating between her and her designers, or fetching her whatever she needs. she’ll also dress you up for the job, so she has some eye candy while she’s busy yelling at her incompetent staff. but, she loves it when you’re incompetent. when you do it, it’s cute.

posts you on her social media 24/7, wants to show you off to her audience. will cover you in black lipstick kiss marks, then take a selfie of the two of you, just to make sure all of hell knows who owns you

will oftentimes blow up on her current models and fire them, just to have you stand in for them, and have you scantily clad in front of her cameras.

nsfw

vox !

cuz vox is insecure af so he overcompensates for it in the bedroom, barely lets you do anything by yourself, wants to control everything

likes to use his hypnosis to make you do things that usually require a bit of persuasion. if you say that you’re scared of being electrocuted during sex, vox will put you under his mind control, and make you all docile so he can put a shock collar on you and fuck you while he electrocutes you. will remove his mind control halfway through fucking you dumb just so you can feel how good he makes you feel

likes to use sex toys on you, because he can override a lot of their factory settings to make the vibrations more powerful (to almost a painful extent)

can tie you up with his own wires, which will tingle n shock you slightly

valentino !

valentino is an exhibitionist through and through, it’s one of the reasons he runs a porn studio. will sometimes either demand you star in a show for him as a favor for all the nice things he does for you, or he will secretly record the two of you without your consent. just wants to show all of hell his favorite fucktoy

loves to degrade you and call you petnames, you’re his little conejita, his puta tonta, his favorite muñeca to use til he turns you into putty in his hands

is one of the more violent ones in the bedroom if you upset him, will choke you out and slam you against the floor if you tell him you’re tired. will fuck you no matter what you tell him

velvette !

velvette dotes on you in the bedroom, loves to have you all fucked out and teary eyed underneath her

her favorite thing is to eat you out until you’re overstimulated and crying, adores making you feel so good it hurts

uses you as stress relief if she’s having a frustrating day, will drag you into a changing room and make you kneel on the floor as her nails dig into your scalp to eat her cunt

whenever you’ve had a night with velvette it’s incredibly obvious, she will rake her sharp nails all over your body, and leave hickeys, bite marks, and lipstick stains all over you. adores marking you up for vox and valentino, just to remind everyone who’s really in charge

loves to use sex toys on you, from a cute pink n purple strap to a vibrator wand, not as mean as vox with them though. just wants to make you feel good til you’re a dumb mess under her

all !

even though the vees are competitive, vying for your attention 24/7, they do come together sometimes to mutually plan how to get you even more wrapped around their fingers

val n vox share you the most, they know what makes one another feel good, they're kind of a dastardly combo together 

you'll be taking vox's cock n then val will kneel in front of you expecting you to suck him off, but the moment you have his dick in your mouth, vox is pushing you all the way to val's fluffy groin, making you tear up and gag on his length

velvette n vox are also more likely to share you at once, but they work separately to make you feel good. vox will be fingering you, while velvette licks and sucks at your neck and chest, occasionally leaving harsh bites. 

velvette n valentino hardly ever share, but when they do its messy and competitive. they're practically fucking you til you see stars, seeing who can reduce you to tears the fastest and make you squirt the hardest. they're the meanest to you when together, calling you a dumb fucktoy, their useless whore, their favorite cumdump. won't hesitate to yank you away from each other. they just fight over you like two kids fighting over their favorite toy

when they're all together though, you're in for a longgg night. happens occasionally, just bc they're all so busy (andd sometimes they're too jealous to share). but when they're together they love to share you between them all. vox n val will use both your holes at once, while velvette kisses you n pinches your nipples til they turn red. they loveee to indulge themselves in their favorite plaything so they’re prone to overstimulating you. they will still use you even if you pass out, so you’ll be super sore the next day

[wystericwoes]

“Pretty boy”

Inumaki Toge x reader

Fluff

Warnings: slight cursing

"You just don't understand Maki!"

You dramatically entered your room, putting your belongings on the floor and tossing yourself on the bed as she rested her weapon against the wall, crossing her arms and raising a suspicious brow at you.

You stared up at your dismal ceiling. Letting out a long sigh.

"He's just so pretty."

She observed you curiously as you thrashed around your bed.

"Maybe if you finally talked to him rather than hoping he'll magically become a mind reader-"

You tossed a pillow at her which she easily caught.

"I don't want him to become a mind reader, I just want him to like me and tell me!"

"But without him knowing you like him first? Yeah, because expecting him to make the first move is always the best thing to do.”

she adjusted her glasses and tossed the pillow back to you which you roughly caught and placed back.

You leaned against the wall and pulled your legs up to yourself, resting your chin on your knees.

"You don't get it, if I confess and he doesn't like me, I lose him."

"You're not going to 'lose him' from a confession. It takes more than that to scare him away sadly. We're all stuck together after all."

"Exactly!" You sat upright.

Maki rolled her eyes as you rambled.

"He'll get sick of me, having to see my face in class every day, every mission, all the time."

"You're so dramatic."

You pulled your phone, zooming in on a picture you snuck of him during training. He was looking off, his long eyelashes and smooth locks gracing his face like a goddamn angel.

"Its not fair!"

You set your phone aside so you could slam your face into your pillows and let out a muffled scream.

"Why can someone be so damn pretty? It shouldn’t be allowed!”

You huffed as you recalled his smooth skin and sharp features. Soft hair and gentle smiles.

You put your hands on your face and rolled over to your side facing the wall on your bed.

“You’re obsessed with him.. get a grip.”

Maki rolled her eyes placing a sassy hand on her hip with an annoyed expression.

“You wouldn’t get it. You’ve never had boy problems.”

Her jaw ticked.

“Id hardly call it boy problems if it’s just you sitting in bed thinking about him.”

You threw a pillow again, which she threw back again.

You caught the pillow and pulled it into yourself, hugging it tightly.

“You don’t gotta say it like that!”

You sat upright and whined.

“I just wanna hold his face and kiss it!”

You roughly imitated the motions of what you were saying and made a dramatic kissy face.

“And he kept smiling at me all day, with those big stupid pretty eyes! It’s like he knows what he’s doing.”

“Yeah you don’t sound creepy at allll.”

She said sarcastically.

“It’s not creepy! It’s honest. It’s not like it’s my fault he’s got those stupid pretty lashes and that stupid silky hair and that stupid smooth skin!!”

“If you’re just gonna talk about Inumaki then I’m leaving.”

She turned around and began making paces out the door before you yelled at her to come back.

“Okay sorry!”

“Thank you.”

She made her way through your room and sat in your chair legs crossed facing the bed. You two sat in silence as she began pulling out her books and setting them on your desk to begin your nightly ritual of studying next to eachother. But she abruptly stopped her movements when you let out a long and hearty sigh, making her let a sigh of her own.

“Do you just want me to talk to him?”

“No! Thats 100 times worse.”

“Then get it over with yourself so he can at least reject you and you can move on already.”

“It’s different with him!”

“You’re absolutely delusional. We’re not in elementary school anymore, we communicate our issues like adults.”

You hated to admit that she was right. At this rate with your feelings, you would either drive yourself mad not knowing If he felt the same or if he didn’t. But Is it really better to be rejected than to never know at all? You silently weighed your options.

Maki opened a pencil case and pulled out a ballpoint pen, clicking the end as she started to write. The rhythmic sounds of it began to lull you into a daydream as you fantasized about him again.

Closing your eyes and succumbing to your own fantasies maki took it upon herself to take action. Because as much as she valued you as a friend, if she had to what about your fanatical little crush one more time- she’d lose it.

A few minutes had passed as you remained unmoving.

“Y/n?”

She whispered.

Asleep.

She chuckled to herself as she carefully grabbed your phone Off the bed typed in your passcode, opening up recent messages.

>Toge Inumaki 🩵

>Nobara Kugisaki

>Gojo-Sensei

She cringed to herself as she clicked on Inumakis name and the heart.

Y/n: Hey Inumaki, sorry to bother you. Are you free to hang out soon?

Maki set down the phone content with her text. Not expecting the phone to ding seconds later.

Inumaki: Hang out?

Y/n: Yeah, is that okay?”

Inumaki: ofc it’s okay lol I just don’t know you wanted to hang out with me

Y/n: well ofc! I really like being with you.

She watched as the three dots popped up, anticipating his response.

Inumaki: As long as you’re sure you wanna. Just us?

Maki cringed as her fingers hit the keypad and typed the response.

Y/n: Yeah. I wanna be alone with you :) If you’re okay with that.

Maki looked up from the screen to check that you were still asleep, confident you were since you were even drooling a little- she went back to work.

Inumaki: sounds good, what about the movies tonight?

Tonight?? Maki bit her nail as she looked back from the phone to you back to the phone.

Y/n: sounds great! Text me the deets and I’ll be there.

She got up and tapped your shoulder until you stirred awake.

“Hey! Wake up.”

You pushed her hand away as your eyes slowly rose. Maki shoved your phone in your face.

“I got you a date.”

[agarthanguide]

I just need to tell you how much I love the new M9 art but especially Jester’s cool as hell dress! Were you inspired by anything particular when you were working on it? It’s so frothy and great.

Laura included a picture of a beach in the initial brief. Like it was just a pic of a tropical beach, and there were lots of pastel colors, frothy waves. And that was about it. I started with just getting the body down, and aging up her face in a way that felt like it still had Jester's joy and playfulness.

Like I really focused on the face, actually. I think Jester was the one I was the most worried about- Jester is so iconic and.... the character isn't fragile, but the archetype is? Like if you fuck it up and make her look too seductive or too innocent or too... idk. She's complex, and I didn't want to break her, because I was sure that if she was wrong, it would make everyone else feel wrong along with her. So I focused on the face.

So then as soon as Laura had that starting point, she suddenly knew exactly where to go with it. She liked a top, but asked for a dress. Then she added ruffles for days. Then she added jewelry for days. Added the hat, etc. Like that is allll Laura. Laura is very, very good at her job. We all knew that, right?

Here's a quick sketch of her very frothy top in its earliest incarnation!

omg another fun thing about Jester- I asked Producer Kyle if Sprinkle was still alive, and if I should draw him. And we both agreed, almost simultaneously, that Sprinkle is not dead until those words come out of the mouth of Laura Bailey and no other.

[tracksidequeen]

Thrist Tweets

Request: Hi, could you write a drabble in where the reader reads thirsty tweets with Toto?

Warning: Boss!TotoxAssistant!Reader, some vulgar language, daddy?

Words: 900k+

*****

"Have you thought about it?"

With a mischievous smile on your face you walk in Toto's office and sit down on the sofa.

“Thought about what?” he asks confused. He takes off his reading glasses and folds them gently.

"The suggestion Paul gave you, about reading thirst tweets for the social media account. The fans would love it..."

"-I swear, this is why Paul gives me a headache on the daily," he interrupts you shaking his head and gets up. He walks over to sit down next to you, as you eye at him with a cheeky look on your face. "What?!"

"...I would love it.” You say with a sarcastic, whiney voice.

He laughs, and then his face goes blank. "No."

"Toto, c'mon, it's fun!" You give his shoulder a slight shove. 

"No," he repeats, but the excited look on your face makes him hesitate. "What are they even saying on there anyways?"

"OH, they are allll over you!" you say as you instantly grab your phone and open the comment section under a picture of him on the Mercedes twitter account. 

"Mind you; admin is probably busy muting half of the comments under your photo's... for obvious reasons."

"What? Muting- when? Why?" He looks at you confused, understanding half of what you just said.

"When admin posts something of you, the fans have - let's say - and interesting form of showing their love for you." You give him a cheeky side-eye.

"You are enjoying this too much for my liking," he says and you show him the comments. He takes his folded reading glasses from his shirt and puts them on. Instantly he raises his eyebrows. 

"You'd be reading this out loud and responding to it in the video." He looks at the comments on your screen and shakes his head with blushing cheeks.

"Don't be shy, read it out," you say teasingly.

"No, this is insane." His words say he doesn't want it, yet he can't take his eyes off your phone and continues reading. You hear him mumble under his breath- "Toto can eat a pumpernickle off my body any time of the day." He looks back at you.

"Why would anyone want to do that?” 

He says it in a confused manner, but you hear in his voice how it stroked his ego. “Crazy, crazy." Without waiting for your reply he diverts his attention back to the phone. He leans over and starts scrolling your phone.

"I'd let Mr Wolff break my back like a glow-stick." His loud laugh fills the office. “Well that’s a bit aggressive, don’t you think?”

"I mean, we're all thinking it, they just wrote it."

Without saying a word he looks at you and you feel your cheeks getting warm. You continue scrolling through the comments under another photo of him so the topic can switch. But he doesn’t let you off the hook that easily.

"So you're thinking it as well?"

With a lost look on your face you say, "huh, what are you talking about?" He raises his eyebrows in response, and smirks before looking at your phone again.

"Toto can use my ass as his table to slam on, and I'd still say 'thank you daddy.'" He says laughing, "they are really getting creative with ways to flatter me.” 

He looks at you, and without taking his eyes off you he says, “Secretly one of these is from you."

"Well, don't flatter yourself too much, Toto."

"You'll start calling me dad soon as well." You look at him confused, "why?" He nods his head at your screen, "they called me 'dad' at the end right?"

You feel your heart drop from the nervousness. Never in a million years would you have thought that you’d sit with your boss on his office sofa, discussing the terminology of the word...

"Daddy? You mean?"

"Yes, you'll start calling-" "Toto, nooo! That's not what they mean!" You say with part panic part hysterical laughter.

A questioning look emerges on his face as you can't stop laughing. "Well explain it then," he says. "Stop giggling so annoying."

He can't stand it when he doesn't understand something, and it's even worse when he's the center of the joke. "C'mon! Stop it, what?"

"Toto, they mean 'daddy', not as dad, but..." you say holding in your breath, but then you realise you're talking to your boss and suddenly your eyes fill with embarrassment. It's great how comfortable you feel around him, but there are some limits, you figure. "Toto, no, you're smart enough to figure this one out on your own."

"Would you call me daddy?"

"WHAT?" You say with widened eyes.

"I'm trying to figure out in which context you'd use- oooh." His face turns red. "I see."

"You're a joke Toto, absolutely ridiculous." You joke, to make him feel less uncomfortable for what he just said. But your efforts in making him less embarrassed was not necessary, because he rises above every situation.

"So, would you?" he asks with a smirk.

"Would I- what?"

"You can figure this one out on you own."

*****

[factual-fantasy]

One why are you scared of horses and two do you mind if we show you art not fanart like stuff we drew ourselves just a general question?

People are always free to show me what ever artwork they happen to make! :0 I don't mind at all! :}

But if you're wanting to show your appreciation for me/my artwork, don't draw something specifically for that- comments/asks/reblogs are all I want please <:}

As for the horse thing.. you know what time it is?

✨FACTUAL'S RARE VAGUE STORYTIME!!✨

Ok so when I was very smol me and a friend of mine went out into a field that had one big black horse in it.

The horse was allll the way across the field just minding his own business so I figured he probably wouldn't bother us.

Now this field had a pond and a HUGE WALL of blackberries that divided the field in two. Me and my buddy wanted to go to the other side of the pond and explore.. but the literal only way to get there was to carefully trudge through this narrow path that was formed in the blackberry bush wall.

So up we went. Slooowly stepping through this narrow path.. stomping down the protruding spiny blackberry vines and carefully pushing them out of the way with our bare hands. I think we were wearing shorts and sneakers which just added to our slowness and carefulness.

Now picture this, we're almost at the top. There was probably about 2-3 meters left to go before we were finally through the blackberries.. then we hear..

We turn around and the black horse was running up the path towards us. Keep in mind that we were very small, and this very much larger than us, horse was not stopping. He was absolutely going to mow us over.

"thumpthumpthumpTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP"

We. freaked. out.

We scrambled as fast as we could up the rest of the path, tripping in the blackberries and getting cut, screaming all the way-

We made it through just in time and stood flat to the fence. The horse made it through right after us and then jumped around and kicked his feet in the air, nearly nailing my friend in the face.

After a moment the horse stops jumpin around and just kinda looks at us. My friend and I have jello legs and are scared out of our skin-

So for several hours, tiny me and my tiny friend slowly wandered around the space behind the pond. Blubbering and shaking the whole time. With this giant black horse just kinda following us around and sniffing us.

We were terrified of this horse, and we wanted to go back to the house asap- but the only way back was through that narrow spiny path. We didn't want to risk the horse chasing us again..

Eventually an adult came looking for us and was calling out our names. The horse got spooked by them and ran through the path and back out into the field. The adult came up and escorted us through the berries and back to the house.

So anyways, since that day I have learned that horses are way more scared of you than you are of them. All you gotta do is wave your arms around and scream and they'll run. But even so, I don't go out in the field without the scary adult or horse expert by my side. And I'll only feed or pet them through the fence. I am just forever spooked by horses <XD

We found out later that the horse was just playing. Seeing us and running up to greet us and to jump and play! Only for us to be completely spooked and not really engage with him. Causing the horse to kinda sniff us and follow us around like "?? :0 Play? Hm?? <:0 What happen? (Sniff sniff) We're having fun? Play..?? Why not look at me...? So slow..??🤨"

[morganbritton132]

tbh whenever i think about ur tiktok saga i think about how erica’s a senator and how to everyone else in the party she’s literally their baby sister?? like she’s the youngest of all the kids and was in grade school for ALLLL of the upside down stuff, and like yes. she is now a full blown adult with a VERY important job and a lot of power and influence. but in my heart of hearts i think that steve has seen her as “the baby” for so long that by the time she’s an adult and making moves it’s just. she’s still the youngest of the pack, forever the baby sister, only holly comes close to competing except holly wasn’t involved in any of the stuff and so is family but not Party. and i just think about eddie filming steve getting all excited and cleaning their house and baking with captions like “the baby is coming to visit and mama bear cannot wait” and the thought of like. their fans’ curiousity and confusion around WHO is this person who steve is so excited to see??? what baby??? and then the absolute anarchy that follows eddie posting a video of US senator erica sinclair petting ozzy in her pantsuit with a caption like “the og baby & the oz baby”

Steve is proud of all of the kids but there is a special place in his heart for The Scoops Troop. You spend all night in a funky Russian elevator and you’re bonded for life, and that’s just how it is. Steve always knew that Dustin and Erica were going to accomplish everything that they set their minds to, but he is so ridiculously proud to see it happen.

It’s kind of embarrassing sometimes.

They don’t even live in Indiana anymore, but Steve will still stick one of her signs in their front yard. He films her political ads when they air on tv and then play them for people. Steve’s not very political but he does watch Erica’s debates and the only person tearing apart her opponents more than him is Erica.

Erica started her career as a Republican but switched parties when her values (and competency) no longer aligned with the shambles that is the Republican party. Everybody was saying that she was not going to win her re-election, but Steve never doubted it and Erica won.

Sometimes one of those smear campaign websites will run an article about how Erica can’t keep her assistants and it’ll use a picture of Erica out to lunch with Steve. In the photo, he’s holding her briefcase, her files, her sunglasses, and her coffee while she looks for something in her purse.

Erica’s just like ????? “That’s my dad.”

Erica still to this day refers to Steve as the only bitch she’s ever respected.

I absolutely love the idea of Eddie filming Steve be all excited that their kid is coming home for the first time in FOUR months and then later it’s Steve full picking US Senator Erica Sinclair off the ground to hug her and then Steve is getting her ice cream because he does uphold his promise as best he can.

[whorhees]

Ghost from your past {Creed III}

Adonis x wife! oc x onesided! Dame

Description: Spoilers for Creed 3. Jade, Adonis, and Dame were all friends when they were teenagers. However, things changed when they all grew apart. Adonis and Jade were able to rekindle their love for each other and even start a family, they get revisited by a ghost that they’ve been trying to forget about.

Authors note: I’m mentally ill for these men so I wrote more self indulgent shit. I’m gonna see how many chapters I can string out, it’s pretty weird that I’m going in reverse anyways but who cares.

{face claim @/aerincreer on Instagram}

Jade sat in her window, staring out at the street.

It was about nine pm, and nothing good happens on the streets of LA past eight. But she was waiting for something, more like someone.

Just then, the lights of a car slowly pulled into view and stopped in front of her house. She grins, leaving her window seat to go downstairs. She tip-toed past her father sleeping on the couch and walked out the front door. She had to push open her gate so it wouldn’t make a loud noise if she punched in the code. Afterward, she ran up to the car and leaned in the roll-down window.

“What you sneakin' around for shawty?” Dame grins as he stared at the light skin girl. “I was just comin' by and seein if you were up. Don’t you got class in the morning?” “Both of y’all got class in the morning” She props her arm up on the window, glancing over at Adonis. He was always nervous to talk to her, even after all these years. “Hey Donnie, why so quiet?” The boy cleared his throat, shaking his head. “That’s funny coming from you. Didn’t you just start learning how to talk?”

Jade rolled her eyes. “Yeah, six years ago. Shut up. Where y’all rolling off to?” “My match,” Dame says proudly, tapping the bag that Adonis had on his lap. “I’m ready to win baby” “Ooh! Can I come? Please?” Jade smiles, leaning towards the back seat. “You said one day I can see your boxing matches, come on Dame!” “Nah Shawty” Jade frowns, her bottom lips forming into a pout. “Why not? C'mon, you promised!” “I know I did. I keep my promises baby, You’ll see me. Check it” Dame fully turns towards her, placing his hand on top of hers.

“You’ll see me, my face plastered everywhere. My name on them announcement posters like Mike Tyson, and, you’ll be there front row when I beat his ass. You and Donnie” Jade’s smile began to grow on her face. Her head cocked to the side, “You better not be lying. Because I still think it’s unfair that I can’t see you fight” Jade backed away from the car, “I’ll see you guys tomorrow”

“Bet. The same spot as always” He nodded, putting the car in drive. “Now sneak back into your castle Rapunzel” Jade flipped Dame off before sneaking back into the gates, locking them behind her.

Adonis looked at Dame, nearly having stars in his eyes. “..Cause one day, I’m gonna save you” He pulled away from Jade’s house and went into the main road. “You like her?” Adonis asked, staring out the rearview mirror. “…Something like that.” Dame turns to his friend and grinned. “When I make it, I’ll do my thing with you, bro. Scoop out some ladies, then settle down with her.

I have it allll planned out”

“Come on Honey and Blue” Jade walked out with dry towels as the twins climbed out of the pool. She promised them that on the first warm day, they could do so, but it was drawing close to the sun setting. “Your dad is going to be home soon” Blue removes his goggles. “Will I get to show him my picture I made today?” “Of course, after you take a bath” Blue grins and ran into the house to a bathroom. Jade turns to her daughter, quiet like always. She signs to her.

‘What’s wrong?’

Honey glanced at her, shaking her head. She moved closer to her mother and leaned into her. Now she got it, she missed Adonis. That’s all. “Don’t worry, he’ll be home soon” Jade picks up the little girl and took her to the bathroom.

Hours passed and Adonis wasn’t home, it was weird. He would usually call if he was going to be at the gym late. She sat on the couch with the twins, watching Blue’s favorite Tv show while honey curled up next to her. The front door finally opened and Jade stood up. “I’ll be back, Blue watch your sister” “Okay mama”

Jade walked down the steps to the front door, her arms crossed. “And where were you?” Adonis turns towards her, a smile on his face. “Baby-“ “I called you multiple times Adonis. You had me worried sick!” Jade playfully smacked his arm. “You aren’t gonna believe who I ran into” Jade tilts her head, her eyebrows knitted together with confusion. “Who?”

“Man…This place is nice…” Jade peered passed her husband, her arms dropping to her side and her eyes widened. “What’s up lil lady?” “Dame…?” He smiled, walking passed Adonis. “At least someone remembered me first. No bullshit” He held his arms out, looking at the woman. “What? No hug for me?” Jade had conflict in her eyes. “Yeah, of course!” She hugged the man, it was strange. Seeing him after all these years.

“And who are these little rascals?” Jade’s eyes snapped open and she pulled back from the hug. She turned around and stared at the twins who stood there, Honey held her brother’s hand who greeted the stranger with a hard unwelcoming stare. “Oh, Dame. These are the twins, Honey and Blue” “Twins…y’all had twins?” Dame crouched down to the height of the children, extending his hand. “Im Uncle Dame”

Blue looked at his parents, his glare didn’t falter. “You’ll have to forgive them. The twins aren’t too fond of strangers” Dame chuckled and stood back. “It’s cool, I would be lookin at a nigga weird if someone I aint know was in my house” Jade glanced at Adonis before walking over to the twins. “It’s bedtime babies, I’ll be up soon okay?” Jade moved Blue’s face gently to look at her. “Okay?”

“…okay” Blue took Honey’s hand and lead her to their shared bedroom.

“How is it possible that they both like you and Adonis? That’s just crazy” Dame turned back to the couple that stared awkwardly at him. “Dame, how have you been? Would you like some dinner?” “Oh please, I would love to” Dame took off his jacket and placed it on the coat rack near the door. “I’ve been cool, Just got out. Tryin' to get my PO off my back” “That’s good…” Jade led the two men to the kitchen, and the chef was finishing up the meal. “Yeah, how have you been Jade?”

“I’ve been okay” Jade moved to put the plates on the table for the three of them. “Got your modeling career off the ground? I had all your shoots when I was in the pin” Jade sat beside her husband. “Did you? I always look at my early work and cringe a bit” “Nah, you still look as good as the last time I saw you” Dame watched as the chef poured the food onto his plate. “Private chef, glass floors…yall really went all Hollywood huh” Adonis chuckled and reached for his fork. “Yeah, I guess you could say that”

“No really, you guys don’t come around the hood no more.” Jade sighed as she picked with her food. “Nothing is for us there anymore. Times changed Dami” Dame smiled, pointing his fork at the girl. “Not long enough if you still callin' me Dami. It’s fine”

It was a long awkward silence, mainly on Jade and Adonis’s part. They didn’t know what to say to the man, he felt like a stranger again. The boy they grew up with, someone they just locked away and tried to forget about…he’s here in their house. “So, what do you plan on doing now that you’re out?” “I want to get back in the game” Jade rose her eyebrow. “The game…As in boxing?” Dame smiled. “Yeah, Adonis promised to put me on”

Jade side-eyes her husband quickly. “Did he…” “I told him I’ll see what I can do” Adonis corrected them, stuffing his face full of food. “Okay,” Jade pushed her plate away. She suddenly lost her appetite but she decided to look at the two men. “You know you can always come to us if you need something” “You don’t need to worry about me, Jade. I’ll get it all together” Jade stood up and gave Dame another hug before going upstairs to check on the kids.

~

Jade sat on the edge of the bed biting her thumb, she couldn’t sleep. She was on edge, her heart ridden with guilt. The door creaked open and she turned her head, Adonis stood in the doorway. “Hey,” He came over and sat beside her, leaning his head on her shoulder. “God I feel so horrible” She mutters quietly. “I stopped writing him a few years ago around the time me and you were getting together, I just couldn’t-“ “Hey, Hey” He grabbed her shoulders, making Jade look at him.

“It’s not your fault…You did more than me” Adonis kissed her forehead. “I never even got any of his letters.” Jade took a deep breath and nodded. “Alright…What did you promise him?” Adonis rubbed the back of his head. “Dame wants a shot in the world league to get the belt” “What?” Jade said astonishingly. “We’re getting old, even you are retired! Dame wouldn’t even have a shot against half those young guys now” “Way to have faith in him” Adonis chuckled. “Faith? I’m being real.” “The man said he kept himself in shape, so we can see”

Jade fell backward on their bed, sighing. “Just…Don’t do anything you’ll regret. You…We don’t owe him that much just because we knew him” Adonis stared at his wife as she pulled the blanket on herself. “At least, that’s what I’m trying to tell myself. I’m gonna come by the gym tomorrow to see so myself” Adonis kissed her forehead, stroking her face. “It’s going to be okay…I’m going to check on the kids” Jade snuggled deeper into the blanket. “Mhm…Okay”

Jade tried to fall into a deep sleep, but her thoughts couldn’t help but linger on her old friend. I don't owe him anything, she tried to convince herself. He made that decision by himself, she reminded. But god, it didn’t help her from feeling less bad.

[xstarkillerx]

Dom Toretto and Brian having a weird sizing-each-other-up-thing drabble because Rica Y Apretadita has been stuck in my head allll day, and listen...

Hop hop 🐇 I keep picturing sitting on Dom's lap at a Toretto function. The table's been cleared of all but the drinks, and the sun's getting low so it's cool enough not to sweat anymore, there's even a slight breeze in the air that makes you curl up closer into his body. Dom's nursing his 5th beer, down to dregs, which keep the glass at the bottom cool against your thigh where he rests it between sips.

Someone puts this song on, Letty probably, but believe it or not, Leon knows his classics too, knows what gets girls moving in that easy way that makes them look angelic, and it's about that time of evening. Everyone's full, everyone's happy, everyone's waiting for dark so they can burn off their hearty meal on the drag strip. Dom's laughing at something Mia said, rumbling his chest under your fingers and all you can think is, God this is song is so good.

"Dom," your voice is sweet and breathy against his skin. Dom gives you a hum of acknowledgment before he turns to look at you, his eyes are warm, his face a little red with alcohol. " Dance with me?" You press a kiss to his skin, running your finger along the line of his jaw. "Come on, before it's over." You find your footing on the grass when you step off of his lap and offer your hand. He smiles at you, takes your hand and presses a kiss to it, but he remains in his chair.

"Next song, promise."

"Dom," you can't help but whine a little. "I love this song, come on." He looks at you like he just thought of something amusing, before he tilts his head in Brian's direction. Your eyes follow. The blond is standing easy, nodding his head to the music and mouthing along to every other word, white boy has good taste, you think. Brian's gorgeous, even now in his mechanic shirt and messy hair, the sun makes it look like a halo.

"Buster looks a little restless. How about you give him a dance huh?" Dom's eyes are dancing with something playful, a glint of mischief and It gets you hot. You lean in close, biting back a smile.

"and what, you gonna watch me?"

"'course." He doesn't back down from your challenging tone.

"yeah," That ghost of a smile grows to a sweet grin, "yeah ok." Giddy and feeling a little dirty, you keep your gaze on him a bit longer. Somewhere in the background you hear Mia flee the scene. You'll apologize later, but god knows she's used to it by now with the way her brother is.

You can feel the heat of Dom's gaze on your body when you walk over to Brian. Poor thing, no one's told him Dom's already decided he likes him, you can tell by the way he sets himself apart from the group and keeps sober, even when he isn't driving tonight. He'll figure it out once Vince catches on that he's here to stay and stops messing with him. When you're close enough he turns his head to look at you, you don't miss the way his eyes flit down in a once over of your body. You don't say anything, don't have to. You know you've already got him. Taking the beer outta his hand and putting it down, you can drag him closer to the speaker. He shuffles along, glancing at Dom whose face betrays nothing, stoic as ever. His own sick sense of humour.

While Brian's distracted by Dom you've already begun moving, swaying your hips and using his hand to pull him closer "You know how to dance, white boy?" You tease, not bothering to look at him, lost in the song.

"Yeah I guess." He still seems distracted, but his hand finally find your waist; he pulls them closer to his hips.

"Show me then." Your voice is playful and bright as you back up that extra inch to close the space between your bodies. You risk a glance at Dom, his posture changes when you lock eyes. A shift in his hips on the plastic chair, a darkening of his gaze, a swipe at his nose. It makes you laugh. "c'mon." You say to Brian, turning up the heat up on your movements and bringing a hand up to graze your fingers on the back of his neck. Your hand migrates up further to run through his curls. With a tilt of your head you're looking up into his cautious blue eyes, you pull him down almost close enough to kiss.

Brian get's the idea eventually, hips falling into the rhythm set by yours. When you take his hands off your hips and slide them up your body, he learns that he doesn't have to be polite about it either. His hands move from your tits back down to your waist before they settle on your back to bend you over. You don't miss a fucking beat, flexible enough to keep your hips moving in this position. You take your hair and move it to the side, giving him a full view of your back and the way it's moving. Just like that, as he's getting into it, the song's over. You always hated the way it ends so suddenly.

In the pause between tracks you can hear the combined heavy breathing of the two of you. You turn to look at him, he looks about ready to go, heavy eyes, eager hands he's since pulled away from your body. The tension is thick. Another song cuts through the silence soon enough and Dom's off his feet in time to join you like he promised he would. Him and Brian share a knowing glance that you can't care to decipher, you had your fun, let the boys duke out the politics of it later. If Brian decides to stick around, he'll learn soon enough that Dom isn't stingy with his women. 🐇 Hop hop

[writingduhh]

any chance u could do, cuddle hcs w the chuckle sammy boys please?

Of course my darling!! I’m so excited this’ll be my first HC so hopefully this goes well! I hope I can deliver on your request 😅

Chuckle Sandwich || How You Cuddle (HC)

❥ Jschlatt:

▷ Definitely insists on being the big spoon. But on the rare occasion, he’ll sometimes agree to being the small spoon.

▷ Contrary to popular belief he’s very affectionate behind closed doors

“Y/nnn, please come lay with me.”

“One second J, I need to finish this.” “Ugh.”

▷ Eventually grows impatient, leaving you no other choice because he’ll either grab you by the waist or even pick you up, laying you down on the couch/bed.

▷ His favorite way to cuddle is when you’re laying your head on his chest, or classic spooning.

▷ Laying on his chest always results in him running his hands through your hair. Softly humming whatever song comes to mind.

▷ Feeling his heart start racing anytime you kiss him

“Why did your heart start beating so fast when I kissed you?” You’d tease “Oh shut up.”

▷ When spooning he always kisses the back of your neck (sometimes leaving hickeys … lets be real)

▷ He enjoys being able to hold you in his (massive) arms.

▷ Loooves to have his hands up your shirt

▷ When you’re the big spoon he’ll lay his head on your chest. Resting a hand on your hips or wrapping his arms around your torso.

▷ Let’s be honest, most of your cuddling sessions end up with inappropriate touching or ending early ;) (But that’s always up to you.)

❥ Ted:

▷ He’s basically your own teddy bear. Your 6’4 teddy bear 🤤

▷ He insists spending your Sundays being lazy together. Whether you’re tangled in each others arms in bed, or laying together on the couch, he doesn’t care as long as he gets to touch you.

▷ He’s 50/50 on being big spoon or little spoon. It depends on the day as well as what you want.

▷ When he’s the big spoon he likes to pull you completely on-top of him, faces only centimeters apart at all times.

▷ When you’re ontop of him he’s always kissing you whether it’s your lips, forehead, top of your head, or even your neck.

▷ He gives you allll the compliments

“You’re so gorgeous.”

“Your hair look so amazing today.”

“You have the most beautiful eyes.”

“How did I get so lucky?”

▷ Absolutely cannot keep his hands off you. Always rubbing your back, tickling your arms, cupping your face, or even just lacing your hands together.

▷ Whenever you’re the big spoon it’s like being his backpack. (this boy is huge)

▷ Literally having all your limbs wrapped around him and still feeling like you’re barely able to hold him.

▷ When he lays on your chest his hands always find their way to your hips/around your waist, holding you close as you play with his hair.

▷ Deep conversations. Talking about life, plans, the future, even conspiracies from time to time.

“Do you think aliens are real?” “Oh, 100%.” “Maybe my next video will have to be ‘alien hunting with my amazing partner, y/n.” He smirks

▷ He usually ends up falling asleep in minutes when he’s laying on you, as do you.

▷ Waking up to pictures of you sleeping on his phone

[taissaswifelowkey]

Yellowjackets calling/texting you pt.ii!

a/n: DAMNN okay so i really need to figure out how to insert hyperlinks without it showing the whole thing 💀💀 also in pt i, i mistakenly added jackie TWICE instead of including lottie :(( my bad. ig it’ll be up to us to interpret who’s who 😭

i also decided to do a modern timeline for once!! proofread and as usual feedback is always welcome and enjoy 🥶💯💯

italics = texts, dialogues will be known with quotation marks

warnings: mentions of canon elements! they’re light spoilers but i’d rather be safe than sorry about ruining the show for someone. self-indulgent but you already know it yellowjackets gay propaganda 😎‼️‼️

modern timeline

📚 with meetings, galas and interviews and both of your conflicted schedules taissa doesn’t always have time to be with you (even though you’re often her plus one!) you’re not that much at the house at the same time but she’ll always text you to check up on you, making sure you and sammy are okay. ive said this once and ill say it again, ms turner is an avid ellipses and ok user. also uses the 👍 emoji

I made pasta!!

👍 Nice.

I might come home late…

Whose body do I need to bury??

i think she’ll also send you motivational quotes, or something related to philosophy. or anything that reminds her of your relationship. she can be simultaneously romantic and so nerdy, you love it

You know what this reminds me of? A certain quote of Socrates.

You talk about that guy more than you do about me 😒😒😒

🛹 if im thinking idealistically, it would be random texting with van. anything from memes, to weird statements, to memes again. but if you want my solid truthful opinion? i think she’s not really that big on technology. will mostly call you for hours using her vintage landline. you two however do keep contact with each other in any way when you’re apart, or when she’s on yj business

This TikTok has me rolling and sobbing

TikTok as in…the clock? Why would it make you cry? Are you okay?

phone calls when you are away! she loves hearing your voice :(( and you love hearing her laugh. she swears it’s awful but you like it in a “i like that laugh, hahaha” way. but back to idealist thinking, she would honestly use a list of emojis to communicate like

😁😃☺️😌😊👌

What’s happening?

I’m saying yes for the groceries get with the times 🙄😒🫤

🕷️ nat will forget to answer your text messages but she’ll still answer you as soon as she remembers? or she’ll just reply to you in person. otherwise than that she’ll take pictures of anything that reminds her of you. idk why but i think she texts in all caps unintentionally. would also have a few typos

I HATE TRAFFIC

Omg are you okay?

UTS FINE I JSUY DONT KIKE YRFFUF BUT IM OAKY

would use all sorts of emojis in any context but according to her interpretation. it leaves you confused most of the time like what does 🦵 mean???

🎀 hear me out…same as van i feel that adult lottie doesn’t use her phone that much??? i mean sure a few texts here and there but it’s not allll the time. HOWEVERRRR if, let’s say you’re on some trip or something, she will call/text/facetime you every now and then. would also text you right after calling

Heyyy how are you 🥰🥰🥰

Good :)) and you?

Great but I just miss you

It’s only been 30 secs since we hanged up lot ��😭

is the type of person to send you recommendations on outdoors or indoor activities like “we should do this 🥰🥰🥰”

🦉 misty is a serial texter (when she has time, being a nurse and a secondhand dexter takes up a lot of time) so, sporadically, you’ll have messages. pictures of her coffee, or to gossip with you and minion memes. im telling you your inbox are spammed with facebook memes to the point of it being slightly concerning? also uses acronyms and 😂🤣

LOL check THIS out I am ROFLING 😂😂😂

This is the 10th minion meme in a day 😭😭

will also correct you. is literally ☝️🤓 but it’s something about those asterisks and corrections that brings a smile to your face

🪵 shauna is basically your virtual reminder. you hardly even use the notes app. sends you voice messages and expects you to reply with the same format. sends you pictures of what she did throughout the day

Look at what I found in our garden today!!

Aww that’s a cute bunny can we name it Mayfield

WILL and WILL expect you to answer directly, or at least answer 10 minutes after. of course that does not apply when you’re busy but if she’s doing the groceries and you’re at home you can answer, right? right???

🧸 voice messages with jackie taylor. like, podcasts. lots of tiktok memes, insta reels, just like lottie she will send you couple activities and be like we should do this omggg 😍😍😍 uses emojis, sometimes will spam you and WILL expect you to answer her too.

Hey beautifullll 🥰

Hi :)

Can you pls listen to my voice memo

Jax it’s three minutes long 😭😭

So??? It’s a signed masterpiece LISTEN TO IT

i think she’s also the type to send you playlists but also random recommendations, not just couple stuff. like clothing, jewellery, or makeup if that’s your thing. if you two are apart expect lots of 1 hour facetimes and thirty minutes of texting right after

[icypenguin]

★~ Taking care of sick!scaramouche

hello everyoneeee! uhh this is my first time writing for scara so it might be ooc… but please enjoyyy!

- i don’t think he will be whiny, i feel like he would be quiet and suffering on the bed…. but ofcourse you would check on him every 5 minutes! he says that it’s irritating but he actually loves it when you’re paying attention to him!

- ofcourse he says he’s okay… he doesn’t want to look weak infront of you. you knew about this and try to comfort him… you do want the best for him.

- he won’t stay in bed all day even though you said so.. typical scara…

- making him take medicines are the hardest… he would decline it and probably stomp off your shared bedroom to hide hehe.

- we all know that he secretly loves cuddling with you. because you convinced him to stay home, you both will probably cuddle all day long! (who doesn’t love soft scara?)

- he would probably get nightmares often when he’s sick. so you would often feel a wet patch forming from where he’s cuddling you. mostly on your chest or shoulder.

- he would probably be grumpy allll day but he has his own ways to make you cuddle him.

~ small drabble ~

“scara please drink your medicine!” you hold the medicine on your hand, trying to convince your boyfriend to take it. “no, i don’t want to” he replied with a cold tone while turning his back at you. you were at the edge of giving up. you tried everything to make him drink his medicine, even begging and making a kiss deal! but finally, after a few minutes, you got an evil idea. you kept a baby picture of him when you were looking through his old stuffs a few months ago. you knew that’s his weakness, besides you ofcourse. “okay fine. if you won’t take this medicine then i’ll show all of the harbingers your cute little baby picture!” you told him in a sarcastic tone while holding the picture infront of his face. you could see by his face, he immediately got worried. “y/n it’s not funny! okay fine i’ll drink that stupid medicine i don’t need..” your face lights up as he gave up. you gave him the medicine and he drank it while making a disgusted face. you giggle at his reaction as he scoffed and told you to shut up. but in the end, you both were underneath the blanket, his head on your chest while you’re caressing his head.

~~~

thankyou for reading! sorry if there’s any mistakes but i hope you enjoyed thiss! advices are accepted, thankyou!

[therealslimshakespeare]

Okay I've see your post on Brady and Clevens talley whackers so I just needed to be the one to ask for the Hambone girls and dudes. Like what do you think his you know would be like, because your posts have really painted a picture.

I'm also slightly curious on what you think Bubbles and Douglass have going on but that's beside the point.

My curiosity is peaked.

Reading the words “Talley Whackers” in my inbox sparked such joy. You’ve no idea. Literally wheezed in mirth. So happy you’re enjoying this prestigious and highly scientific series. Thank you for your own submission.

No intimate Hambone discussion would be complete in my own canon if I didn’t consult the darling genius who I consider the Howard Hamilton Oracle: @mercyedes . Enormous thanks are due to them for the majority of the contributions herein.

Now to business. Cock-versations || Hambone Hamilton edition

nsfw (AF!) below the cut:

Length: don’t ask me why but often it’s the tall, slightly underfed, corn raised depression era rizz dudes who have the big dicks. Now I’m not saying Hammy would be huge, he’s no Third Leg Egan but he’s tall, he’s lanky, he’s got largish hands and a sizable nose -so I’m gonna declare it bigger than average, but not crazy girthy.

Color: Pale, as he himself is pale, and pretty uniform in color but with a pinkish/beige tip rather than the shocking petal pink you sometimes see on white dudes. A smaller head in comparison to the rest of him, and not many veins. However, the veins that ARE there, are quite prominent/noticeable

For your endearing consideration: he has a mole/beauty mark on it, a lil spot perfect for kissing on the underside halfway downish

A note on the pubes: blonde and just a tad darker than his hair. He bleached them once to try to make the carpet match the drapes and it burned so badly he went running stark naked through the bunks seeking help from Murph who then poured Condensed milk on his gential region in hopes to put the burning out. Brady brings this anecdote up whenever Hamilton gets disgruntled about his bright ideas being sidelined and under-appreciated by his crew

A note about the wielder of the instrument: Hambone has got “resourceful sleazebag” written all over him (affectionate). This man loves to watch you do the work, I hope your thighs are strong he’s gonna want you riding him allll the time. Furthermore and more into the freaky side, he's definitely got voyeur/exhibitionist tendencies, doing shit in public places where the risk is super high of getting caught is his jam. Hope you like weird ass foreplay, because it’s all he’s got to offer. He’s one of those guys who you’ll either vibe so well with you’ll drink his blood for funsies or it’s a hard no on the first date.

My modern day side note: probably has a dick piercing in 2024, he also passed out while getting it but, no regrets

[songbirdstew]

Curtis broke the election news to Royal before school on Wednesday. We both were a little apprehensive about the climate. I would have been completely open to letting Royal stay home if they wanted to. Instead, Royal said, "Well. That sucks." and then, "A few people will be pumped. A lot of people will be very bummed. Most people won't care at all." I honestly think they summed up the whole country with that. They have spent the week carrying a little notepad to tally the number of premature Christmas songs they hear at school. Most of the merry aggression is actually coming from their friends, deliberately trying to annoy them. Incidentally, did you know Michael Buble covered "Santa Baby" and it's super fucking weird?

I already culled most of my fascist idiot people during the last go round, so I actually haven't seen too much trumpeting this week. I, too, noticed that ALL the campaign signs went away the next day, even his, which has never, ever happened before. Part of me wonders how many people pulled an accidental Brexit situation, voting for Trump while never expecting he would actually win again. (You know. In addition to all the dick driplets who just didn't vote at all.) But, my cousin, who ordinarily has been very quiet about her politics, changed her profile pic to a selfie of her in front of Trump Tower. And allll the nieces and nephews heart reacted to it. And it just. Stung. Like. I already knew you thought we were godless weirdos. But now you've shown me that you actually just DO NOT care about me or my kid AT ALL. Her husband TAUGHT my kid. And he hearted her new pic. So if anyone would like a holiday card in the mail, two new slots on my list just opened up.

One of my old high school classmates is very Christian, but is also very openly vocal about how Trump and his followers are NOT Christian, and are in fact horrible people. And another one of our old classmates brought the clown show to her comments. She told him, "He literally said he wants to be a dictator." And Clown Boy, who is a line cook at the casino, so he knows what he is talking about and definitely does not need to look up the word "dictator" in a picture dictionary, said, "he's smart enough to be. Anyone could be if they tried hard enough. We live in a country where you can accomplish anything if you work for it." And I'm torn between saying nothing, laugh reacting and replying with clown emojis, or simply commenting, "When you see the people who come to his defense on Facebook, 'smart enough to be a dictator over them' is not exactly a high bar." Don't worry, I would immediately block him after commenting. I'm not a masochist.

I don't hate Christians. I don't even hate idiots. I just hate people who act to hurt you and then act like they're doing you a favor. I'm not going to waste my time trying to change anyone's mind or """educate""" them. But I also don't feel obligated to be nice or polite to them anymore. You get what you give, fuckarino.

[kirans-wonderland]

Hi! I had a fun idea! I didn’t see a character limit, so I’m going to request a small thing for all the boys (you can choose whomever you wanna write for if there is a character limit, but at least have Lilia please :’) )

Let’s say every time it’s someone’s birthday, the prefect gives the birthday boy a kiss on the cheek as “it’s tradition where I’m from~”

Hi Anon! This is such a cute request <3. Thank you for sharing it! This is the third thing I’ve written about kissing Lilia in less than two days- what is happening with me. >:)

~~~~~

A Kiss for the Birthday Boy~

“Happy Birthday!!” You cheered for the boy of the hour and *mwah* kissed him on the cheek. “Just a little thing we do where I’m from~” 

~~~~~

Lilia:

Surprised for an instant 

immediately becomes cheeky 

He chuckles and smirks 

“Heheheh~ I am curious as to know more about your little tradition… perhaps you should demonstrate it again~” 

~~~~~

Riddle: 

The boy is a tomato 

Stuttering and stammering all over the place 

Congratulations! You broke him 

“I- Rule 4- uhm 4-45! No public displays of a-affection in the gardens! On a.. a Wednesday!!”(He’s grasping at straws here) 

Trey:

It definitely surprises him 

He puts and hand over his face trying to cover his flushed cheeks and laughs 

He doesn’t know what to do guys he’s caught of guard

“Wow- thank you (y/n), it means a lot.” *cue the sweet boi smile* 

Cater:

“Wait Wait Wait do it again!” 

You’re confused but do it again 

*click* aaaaand he took a picture 

“Wait till my followers see that I got a kiss from THE prefect~” 

“Cater- put the phone down” 

Ace: 

Cocky cocky cocky 

Boy did you activate this mans ego 

“Are you sure you didn’t just want an excuse to kiss me~?” *eyebrow wiggle* You turn around to walk away. “NO WAIT (Y/N) COME BACK!” 

Deuce: 

You broke him too 

You’d swear he had completely disassociated from reality 

“Hello? Earth to Juiceeee??” Shut up Ace 

His face suddenly takes on a look of determination and his kisses your cheek back 

“Uh- I um- you- uhhhhh-“ he cannot form words 

Leona: 

Honestly surprised he showed up for the event 

He pretends to be disgusted swatting you away like you’re a fly 

“Yeah yeah just don’t do it again herbivore.” 

He actually does want you to do it again :/ 

Ruggie: 

Happy boy happy boy happy boy 

Immediately holds his cheek like he doesn’t want the feeling to go away 

Teasing teasing teasing 

“Shishishi looks like you finally stole something from me.” 

Jack: 

The man goes stifffff 

He turns his head away to save face (he’s blushing)

Don’t look now but his tail is wagging 

“That’s- yeah- … thank you.” 

Azul: 

You’re breaking so many boys 

He tries to be so calm and composed but the red shade of his face betrays him 

“Well- *clears throat* that was unexpected prefect… But d-don’t think that’s any sort of payment!” 

Jade: 

He’s pleasantly surprised 

His eerie smile never leaves his face

“Oh? What an interesting custom. Why don’t you tell me more?” 

Floyd: 

Smiles with allll his sharp teeth 

He’s a gigglin

“Ohh shrimpy~ I think you missed~” 

Run. Start running. You are no longer safe. He’s chasing you.

Kalim: 

Happy happy happy!!!

immediately grabs your face to kiss your cheek back. 

REALLY?? THATS SO COOL!!” he’s literally beaming

Jamil: 

shook 

You kissed him? Him!?! 

He doesn’t really know what to do or what to say. 

“Oh.” 

Give him a break. This is new to him. 

Vil:

He’s used to attention but not quite this type of attention 

As long as you didn’t mess up his makeup, you’re fine 

Takes out a mirror to check if you left a mark (lol) 

“Hmm thank you. Your gesture is much appreciated dear.” 

Rook: 

Immediately grabs your hands with a smile that’s kinda scary- 

Starts muttering rapidly in fluent French before he says anything intelligible

“Mon Dieu! It’s Magnifique! What a tradition!!” 

He’s loud and dramatic about it

Epel: 

He’s a mix of shock/confusion and cocky 

He grabs your shoulders and shakes you aggressively 

Now you’re confused 

“EY- YOU CANT JUST GO ROUND DOIN SUMTHIN LIKE THAT” 

“But you could do it again… i-if you wanted.” 

Idia: 

I see two possibilities for this 

1. He actually leaves his room for the party 

Idia.exe has shut down 

You absolutely fried him 

I quote him from the ghost marriage event “Dude, I will literally DIE if we smoocharoo”

2. He sends his tablet in his place 

You kiss the screen 

Now he can die happily in the comfort of his own room 

Either way he’s a sputtering mess

Ortho: 

Happy babey happy babey 

He’s floating circles around you 

“I have to go tell my brother!!” 

Malleus: 

He’s immediately all smiley 

He grabs your hand and places a kiss to your knuckles 

“I quite enjoy your homelands tradition my Child of Man, may I attempt it?” 

Yes please do

Silver: 

He was asleep and your kiss woke him up (sleeping beauty much?)

“What? Oh. Thank you.” 

He kisses your forehead

“It is only right that I return the gesture” 

Sebek: 

He has to buffer for a second before

Oml the volume-

“I APPRECIATE YOUR TRADITION, BUT PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DOING SUCH THINGS IN THE EYES OF THE PUBLIC AND MASTER MALLEUS” 

It’s because you did this before the hand holding stage- so inappropriate 

[cameronsprincess]

thinking about going to Disney with Drew :((

omg he’d be so so sweet and attentive!!! letting you rest on him when you guys are waiting in lines!!! him buying you all the souvenirs (mainly ears and stuffies) you look at and point “baby, look at how cute this is!!!” and next thing you know he’s at the register buying it for you!!! filming and taking pictures of you on his camera. and and and- maybe everyone else is tired but you really want to go on this on specific ride and he’s more than happy to ride it with you! or when you see all the Disney characters you get so excited and you have to take a picture with allll of them!! buying you any food you want and eating his ☺️ omggggg and when you guys are walking back from the park and your obv tired bc you guys stayed all day you look up at him and raise your arms and he already knows. he picked you up with ease letting your head rest on his shoulder. & the hotel sex when you guys get back…. it’s so sweet and slow just whispering I love yous to one another.

(oh I miss him so bad. I’m gonna take a nap and cry bc he will never be mine)

omg baby🥺🥺🥺 this is perfect!!!! disney trips with drew would be AMAZING 🥺😫 he’d definitely be SO sweet and attentive and just loving all on you and giving you whatever you wanted… and then the thought of the hotel sex after a long day😵‍💫😵‍💫 lord i need him so bad😭

[clatoera]

id love to hear more about the period where Cashbaria were friends in your au & how they realised they both had genuine feelings and id LOVE to know how you picture their first kiss

Have you ever listened to Red Wine Supernova by Chappell Roan because-

I'm kidding i'm kidding not entirely go listen to it but anyway I paused writing chapter 8 (?) to answer this ask because I was thinking about it allll day okay anyway.

I think it's important to like realize sometimes these things happen like these feelings sneak up on you without you realizing it or processing what those feelings are which really is the case. So Enobaria is about 16 when she wins, the next year she is 17 when Gloss wins (at 16) and then When Cash wins she's 18 (Cash is 17). And so naturally she knows Gloss first and remembers the things he did and how like..hollow he looked when he returned to the like room where the victors hungout because of the depths he was going to get sponsors for his sister. Enobaria doesn't have a sister (or brother) so like she can't really fathom what he's experiencing right now. By the time they properly meet when Cashmere is on her victory tour they're probably 18 and 19. And like...I don't know if you ever had a codependent friendship at 18/19 but if you have you understand that theres like a depth and fine line you don't really know. Like you are SO close with this friend that you don't really worry about dating people becuase like you have your little bestie why would you need a man. And So I think from the time they're like...20-22 thats what it is. They see each other relatively often in the Captiol (because despite popular opinion I don't think Enobaria just escapes the victor abuse, like theres masochistic men who want to feel those teeth). That being said the kind of clients Enobaria get want to be like..degraded but the ones Cash get want to put a pretty girl in her place and truly just..abuse her. So that being said for years they're just like..they see each other a lot. They don't think about it. Cashmere wonders to Enobaria's room/floor after a bad night when she doesn't want to be alone and feels like someone's after her.

Have you ever like...realized you developed feelings for someone who you just considered your best friend. Thats what my first boyfriend (in HS AND College both) was like. It's just a line you don't realize you crossed until it's too late. Like you aren't aware until it just hits you one day thats what it is. And thats what I can only imagine it was like for them too. Just one day oh! Thats...thats not a platonic feeling.

And when it comes to who kissed who first it was Cashmere. I think it was some time around the 67th? games I think. Like neither of them really had skin in the game at that point. They're alone. Just a little drunk. It involved a conversation about even after like 5 years she sometimes still like cuts her own lips on her teeth and Cashmere's like oh you wouldn't hurt me and even then I'm not scared of you and just like..goes for it and the rest is history!

Anyway stream Red Wine Supernova