#i was sick so i slept all yesterday then stayed up to color this :U

[chickenoptyrx]

Baby goku: 'dat me!' :D

[lovemesomesurveys]

“I’m a dick, I’m addicted to you”

Do you add extra letters to words sometimes? (ex. haaaa) Yeahhh.

Do you like the letter Z or Q better? I don’t favor one over the other. Who would you like to be stuck on an island with? I’d like to not be stuck on an island at all. What's your favorite quote? I have a lot of favorite quotes. I just love relatable stuff that puts into words how I’m feeling or what I’m thinking better than I can. I struggle with expressing myself and putting it into words, so. Name one random fact about your best friend. She loves the ID channel.

Do you like vegetables or fruit better? Gonna be honest, I don’t eat much of either one. Especially, fruit... it’s been a few years since I’ve had any. :X I have spinach, potatoes, and green onions pretty often, but that’s all the veggies I’ve had in a few years as well. In comparison to my zero fruit intake it’s something at least, ha. There are fruits I like and a few more veggies as well, but I just haven’t had them in awhile. What brand of shoes do you wear? Adidas. What's your favorite smiley face? On the computer I use :) Do you believe that if someone goes to bed thinking of u, u dream of them? I’ve heard that before and it can be a cute thought, but nah. Have you ever snitched on someone for cheating? No. Do you own a Snuggie? I do. What's your favorite number? 8. Which of the 7 dwarves are you most like from Snow White? Sleepy. What's the last movie you watched? Dumb and Dumber yesterday. What's your favorite month? October and December.

“I’m alright”

Do you like the smell of campfires? Yesss. If you could do one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? I don’t know. Do you like eggnog? Yes. Is there a song out right now that you can't stand? I haven’t heard any new music recently. I haven’t been listening to music lately. If you could stay one age forever, what age would you pick? I’d be fine if I just stayed 31 here on out. What's your favorite state? I like my state the best out of the few states I’ve been to (the others being Arizona, Idaho, and Georgia). There’s a few I’d like to visit that could potentially take the top spot for me, though. Have you ever went in public with your tag still on your clothes? I don’t think so.

Would you say your loud or shy? I’m quiet and shy. What's your favorite symbol on the computer? I don’t have one. Are you afraid of clowns? Pennywise is awesome. Do you wear glasses? I do. Ever rode on a horse? Just on one at the pumpkin patch as a kid. Poor horse, guided around in a circle all day.  Do you have trouble saying or spelling some words? I think I spell pretty well. I stumble over my words when I talk sometimes, but I think my pronunciation is pretty good. Have you ever thought something was just to good to be true? Many times. And when I think that, it’s usually true. Do you like potatoes? I love potatoes.

“I’m in trouble, I’m an addict, I’m addicted to this girl”

Are you random? My thoughts and dreams are really random, but I wouldn’t describe myself that way. I’d say I’m predictable and boring. Do you believe that aliens are real? I don’t know. Certainly not the weird looking green creatures that are usually depicted for some reason. Do you sleep with the TV on? I do. I’ve done that ever since I was a kid. What's the longest you've slept in? Like 5PM or so. Have you ever seen a hairy toe? Yes. What's the last thing you watched on TV? Roseanne this morning. Do you have a song stuck in your head? Not at the moment. Who do you talk to the most? My mom and brother. What's the first thing you get on when the internet comes up? When the internet comes up oh man, was this made in the late 90s, early 2000s? lol. The first thing I do when I get on my laptop is continue scrolling through my Tumblr feed or do a survey. When's the last time you were sick? I’ve been sick with something for the past week. And no, it’s not the rona.

Which is your favorite: Music, Dogs, Shoes, Books, Jonas Brother? I love a variety of music, I love doggos in general, but I’m biased towards Labs and German Shepherds, Adidas are my favorite shoes, and back in my die hard Jonas Brothers days I was a total Joe girl. What color is your hair brush? Rose gold. Do you enjoy arcades? I did when I was a kid. We used to have one at my mall back when I was a kid that was a fun place to go. And Chuck E Cheese, ha. Have you ever liked 2 people at once? Yes. Have you taken a nap today? Not so far.

“show me the meaning of being lonely”

Would you ever want to be in a horror movie? I think it’d certainly come off as believable because I’m such a scardy cat and super jumpy. Being chased would genuinely scare me even it was acting. Even knowing what was going to happen I know I’d still be jumpy. Only thing is I don’t have the scream down that you gotta have for a horror movie.  Have you ever been to Washington D.C? Nope. Do you hate when girls have guyish names and boys have girly names? I really don’t care.  Have you lost or gained any weight since February? I know I haven’t gained any weight. I’ve probably lost some weight, which is really not good for someone who’s already underweight.  Have you ever felt like no one wanted to be around you? Yes. I don’t even want to be around me. I often feel like I’m such a burden and annoyance. It’s my own thinking and feeling, though. My family doesn’t do or say anything to make me feel that way. I have had other people make me feel that way, though.   Have you ever had to use a pay phone? Yes. Have you listened to music today? Nope. It’s been awhile since I’ve listened to music, actually. Do you only drink bottled water? Yes. Don’t judge me. I bet someone is on your mind right now, right? No, actually. Do you like writing in pen or pencil better? Pen, definitely. What's the last magazine you bought? I don’t even remember it’s been so long. Has anyone in your family ever forgot your birthday? My parents, brother, and close family members always remember. Was it any of your friends birthday in the past week? My older brother’s birthday was a couple days ago. Is anyone else in the same room as you? Nope. Are you one of the popular people in your grade? I’m done with school, but no I was never popular.

“you never call me when you’re sober”

What word best describes you in the dictonary? ”Depressed”, “Awkward”, “Lame”, “Loser”, “Ugly”... Do you like Soy Milk? Yeah, I’m lactose intolerant. I use that or almond milk. I don’t drink any kind of milk by itself, but I use those in stuff like coffee drinks and cereal. And for dunking my cookies and brownies in. Where were you at 10:30am yesterday? Right here in bed where I spent all weekend. I was having a really rough weekend. I felt really shitty and had zero energy. I couldn’t even drag myself outta bed for coffee, so that’s how you know I was feeling really bad. Thankfully, my mom and brother brought me a Starbucks. Do you think ghosts are real? I believe in spirits, but not actual Caspers. Do you know anyone who has been attacked by a shark? No. What is your best friend's mom name? Lupe. Have you ever made out in a movie theatre? No. What part of your body do you wash first? My arms and work my way down. Do you have an innie or an outie? Innie. How do you think the dinosaurs died? An asteroid. What's your favorite flavor of Pringles? Sour cream and onion, cheddar and sour cream, pizza, and ranch.  What was the last thing you got grounded for? Something when I was like 12. Did you go to a water park last summer? I don’t go to the water park ever. What shoe do you put on first? I think the right. Finish the sentence: Girls.. Just wanna have fun.

“I think we’re alone now”

Have you ever had a song or poem written about you? No. Did you have a nickname growing up? My family called my Noodles, ha. When was the last time you played the air guitar? I don’t know. Have you ever biten your toenail? Ew, no. I’m not flexible enough to even do that, but I would never want to so it’s fine. Have you ever been dared to do something that you regretted? No. I didn’t do dares. Favorite website? Tumblr and YouTube. Worst thing that has ever happened to you? Probably the incident that made me a paraplegic at 7 months old. That’s certainly top of the list. Best thing that has happened to you? My doggos are definitely amongst the top. Best friend? My mom. If you could dye your hair any color, what color would it be? I dye it red and would like to continue to do so. Do you have a wii? It’s my brother’s, but since we live in the same house and I’ve used it, too, I’m gonna say yes.  Most used phrase on IM? I don’t remember, it’s been over a decade since I’ve used IM. Have you ever heard of The Beatles? Of course. Have you ever wanted to give money to a charity? Yes, and I have given to charities.

“Who says you’re not beautiful?”

Would you ever want to have 14 kids? Uh, noooo. I don’t even want one.  Are you wearing any bracelets right now? Nope. Do you have any jewelry that once belonged to an old family member? No. Do you dream every night? I usually do. Give me on of your goals Just taking it day by day. Do you like skinny jeans? Yeah, those are the only jeans I have. Do you ever say stuff that you don’t mean? It happens. Have you ever said "I love you" and not meant it? Yeah, but that was back when I was 16 and felt pressured into saying it back to my boyfriend at the time even though I didn’t have those feelings. Ever since then I haven’t thrown those words around lightly. What is your dream guy/girl? A patient, understanding, caring, loving, trustworthy, good sense of humor kind of guy. Do you hate when people overract? I can definitely be one of those people that overreact. And I know I’m overreacting when it’s happening, but I can’t help myself. I sometimes see people in situations where I’m like, ‘omg, they’re totally overreacting’ and think it could be handled differently, but yet I do the same thing. When was the last time you used the oven? It’s been awhile, actually... I don’t remember. Have you ever wanted to be free like a bird? ”And I’m as free as a bird now... and this bird you cannot change.” Are you a worrier? Oh am I ever. Does your house have an attic? Nope. Are you going fishing this weekend? No. I don’t go fishing.

[shytiff]

Jan 2021 Wins

ive “journaled” for 6 months now. it started as small ___ wins because when you feel rly empty, even doing the bare minimum feels like a win. written down some of the wins. i think until now i’d like to keep the “win” part. a win against my shadow sometimes. a win in life. some things to be grateful for. a win for remembering it later in the future. i know some days im just basically doing nothing.  there are a lot of wars not won by me. but im still tryna ✨manifest✨

1 - woke up. watched bts’ 2021 seasons greetings. read trap city. afternoon nap. pupuy’s mbah passed away. i got DOMS in my body even though i did the barest of exercise yesterday (frail, i know). shower, matcha latte.

2 - the x banner atikah and i sent for racil post thesis defense has arrived lmaoo. mom made delicious (and sweet) fried banana. did some studying (more than usual, bcs the bar is on the floor)

3 - ate muesli, 3 risols. Kopsus coklat at flavola. Stayed there from 12-ish to 17:30 lmaooo. weekly bahas soal w/ fi. Rapat nemo

4 - first day of collab module. Barely cicil ukmppd. My mood is normal-ish but i hardly have the will to study. Dinner is fried fish with mentai sauce, potato wedges, and saladdd by mom

5 - collab module, qa presentation for rsui reps. finished reviewing tryout 2 solid. did padi pretest (got 66,5). ate chicken porridge, a bit of muesli and vsoy, tan ek tjoan bread, matcha latte, fish and chicken and potato wedges and salad, fried banana. i ate well today lol.

6 - slept during collab webinar, went to clara’s place to study osce and attended padi together. i ate well at clara’s placeee lol. ate nastar, kusuka, white kwetiaw with soup (?), and lele goreng. went back home @ 9 pm. i feel refreshed. even though we’ve half studied half mukbang all day. human interaction rly does heal me. i need human interaction more than i think. at night i dreamed about going to bali, to waterparks, seeing sea creatures, watching a movie displayed on a concert-like stage and screen at the front row. 

7 - woke up at 07:55, finished my part for collab group work. felt a bit tired today. the rest of fam went to DM, and when they were on the way back i HURRIED my way out, not even taking a shower lmaoo. got pistachio matcha latte at starbucks dm. now im more skilled in searching the best spot in a cafe to distance myself from people lmao. the matcha latte is served with some sort of pistachio cream and sprinkled with nuts on top. its like when sbux had taro matcha latte and it had purple cream on top. the pistachio taste is quite strong. reviewed TO 1 padi, sent proposals for nemo sponsorship.

8 - did syndrome try out and padi 2 web try out. studied for osce and padi @ clara’s place. wanted to order pizza since clara bought me food before, but she insisted in ordering lmaoo. so dinner is pizza hut

9 - woke up at 11.00 lmao. havent had breakfast. lunch is muesli with the brand new delishhh chocolate granola and cimory banana milk. did one shot try out, got 71. had a google meet with Prof Agus (that ethics book ghostwriting job from a year ago is not finished until now huaaa) that went from 20.00ish and finished at 22.30,,,,, reviewed syndrome try out along the way. havent made my collab self reflection hhhh. i also need to study for osce. also havent edited article for bukang solid. and there goes my saturday nooo

10 - i swear i keep waking up late lmao. Flavola w atikah, racheel later came with wawa. Kopsus coklat and ukmppd class w dr yudo. After class i just talked at flavola (and ended not studying osce at all for sunday). Went to racheel's to pray and talk some more. Hurriedly went back for booty call with fi, watched konser dies natalis first. Tryout and sum study with fi and clar that went from 20:30 to 00:10. Powered by left over kopsus and 2 snackit pia. Rip my sleeping schedule

11 - woke up at 10:30 ish, the lack of meal and horrible sleep pattern (for my standard) produced stuffy nose during the day and a bit of headache that went away for a bit after i ate. Late bfast is muesli, drank protein, ate tan ek tjoan, plus 2 brownies in the evening. Tht coaching w dr niken. Did self reflection for collab. Had dinner without rice, as usual. Ukmppd class w dr ayu. Finished reflection at 21:30 lmao (deadline is 23:55). Tryna sleep and my nose is still itchy and i sneeze a more often. i hope it goes away 2mrw

12 - DV coaching, scele tryout, took a nap before padi cause my head kind of hurts. Les padi while drinking matcha with vsoy less sugar and no added sugar. I can withstand the horrible sugarless cy matcha taste bcs theres a taste of soy. Didnt do anything else. Havent studied osce on my own until now. Astagfirullah

13 - my head still kind of aches. Its goes away when im eating. im eating so well during the weekdays that i gained 2kgs lmao. lazed around the first half of the day. padi. finally tried saint matcha and damnn its an amazing upgrade from Cy matcha. the green color is super different yall. Cy’s green looks sick and tired compared to saint matcha. the taste? immaculate (although coco deli is more fragrant). caffeine? hits. awake and feel normal? yes. messaged an ao3 author and got replied and turns out she’s making a sequel for my fav fic of hers. yay

14 - osce practice w ara ren ness. bedah and anak osce coaching. had 3 of mom’s cinnamon rolls and matcha latte for the afternoon. cicil osce DV. edited some pld articles. did nothing else basically

15 - wasted my day, didnt have the courage to study osce (i feel like i procrastinate on it bcs it feels overwhelming to me), TO FKUI 2, hurriedly reviewed to 1 before, les padi. i feel like this is the least focused im being in a les. maybe its the too few matcha powder.

16 - woke up at 9 am. breakfast is muesli. reviewed to 2 fkui w apa salahku (finished at 12 pm, there goes half of my saturday). tried fried chicken master. its good and tender but i still prefer moon chicken. 

17 - breakfast is muesli, banana and 2 martabak tahu. snack is keripik pisang aduuu wenak (and picking bits of meat cooked by mom). went to devi’s place w/ racheel silvi. brought RJ to be wrapped. we watched okay madam and its super fun, hilarious and full of twists anddd a bit of cutesy romance. just the right balance to enjoy and let the stress out. late lunch is moon chicken yay!! went home after maghrib, did to padi 6 w/ fi and matcha latte. talked about a senior’s wedding and eating healthier til 22:30

18 - To fkui 3, wasted my afternoon playing my phone, finally mustered some will to study after ashar. My progress is rly slow today. Watched hilarious jessi interview with eric, heechul. Im telling u, i thought tiktok is the funniest internet content but i was wronggg. Seeing heechul flustered is hilarious. Tried to study again at night but only learned 1 disease hiks

19 - had no idea what i did before dzuhur lmao. went to racheel’s to surprise atikah. actually napped at her place lmaoo why do i feel so sleepy. gifted rj to atikah. we ate fried chicken master and pempek on a small green table and talked. its like korean movie lmao. we talked while im simultaneously listening to padi lol.

20 - woke up at 8, chicken porridge + muesli and low sugar vsoy for breakfast. arrived at clara’s @10am. to fkui 4. reviewed it. reviewed general physical exam. finished up to padi 7. tried bombo donut. studied osce. i felt sooo dumb in osce (and clara is already super smart). superrr motivated to learn after going back home (arrived at 7) but i ended up opening youtube and drinking protein lmaooo and its suddenly 9 pm

21 - matcha latte at starbucks dm. Studied osce. Obgyn coaching w the super kind dr ilham. Les padi. Read angel buddy and played with my phone til 12 pm

22 - to fkui. padi as usual. had low motivation, so i did the tryout that day close to the actual course.

23 - left home at 06:30 to study together in capitol. had breakfast in mcd first. thank god i ate rice + chicken and breakfast wrap cuzzzz. studied osce together w ara, ical, kelvyn, dio and kak ilonka til about 2 pm. WALKED to bk bcs my parents are there. apparently simply driving to capitol is too much for them. immediately ate muesli at 4 pm cause i didnt eat anything in capitol. did nothing else after that. did not pray maghrib together lmao somehow mom had mercy on me and let me sleep som more. mom bought sate padang but i didnt eat it. i cried in bed because as yoongi said, “this is the real you and this is the real me”. did not shower/wash my face at night bcs i felt like shit lmao rip my face (its a week before bukang photoshoot)

24 - i feel tired, lazy, and just wanted some sleep. like all that’s in me is drained. ate muesli with strawberry milk. tried fitmee beef. its better than i thought. because the noodle is chewy you spend more time to chew. also ate fried chicken and daun singkong. usually i cant wait to go to flavola but even at 12 pm i just feel like laying down. finally mustered the will to shower and go out. its raining a bit on the way. colddd. 

25 - to fkui 6, osce briefing, covid lecture (that was actually for ppds), padi

26 - spaghetti for brekkie, coaching neuro and ophthalmology, cicil osce

27 - cicil osce, the second to the last padi omg. the fastest padi ever

28 - obgyn osce practice at kak ilonka’s place (that nice kosan at forkabi) with ara, ren ness, kelvyn, dio with mannequins from og dept, tried meokja salemba that serves bulgogi rice. quite good. after arriving at home, studied neuro together with menno til about 20:45 an and i just dont have the energy lmaooo so i gave up and slept

29 - today is bukang photoshoot at bintaro. put base make up on the way. even put glue on my eyebrow. got eyebrow, eyeshadow and blush done by renata. took lots of photos. nebeng om coro afterwards to bxc to meet mom. we ate at genki sushi (renata ara kris mendel oca regan geordie eka). i missss road trips hua. did tryout fkui on the way back home. after shower and prayer proceeded to review TO with apa salahku. Last padi (havent done the questions beforehand so i sprinted it out while on the actual course). Muhasabah osce with kak widia afterwards lmao. Studied osce with clara

30 - studied osce with ara ren ness @ merra. I ate eatlah, moms muffin, kemplang, tango. I ate so welll. Its a productive sesh, neuro and infectious disease. At home i studied osce w clara til abt 22:15 ish. I feel like i miss my me time lmao its been 3 days. I can still go on w clara but i dont wanna get myself sick

31 - simul osce in the morning. Osce study with clara almira. Cicil osce alone. Played my phone at 10 pm even though i still have mental clarity post matcha latte -___-

[sweet-suggestions]

All the asks for you now fuck you

Welp this is my own fault XD BUT STILL FUC U

1: The last person you kissed screams they love you, you say…

I’ve never kissed anyone so I’m skipping those questions 

2: Did you get to sleep in today?

yeah!!!!

3: You never know what you got until you lose it?

well yeah,,

4: Do you have siblings?

yeah!!! I have two older brothers

5: How many kids do you want?

I don’t know if I want children, if I do then one, maybe two

6: Who was the last person you held hands with?

One of my best friends, she’s basically my sister XD @flyingdinosaurr

7: Did you stand on your tippy-toes for your last kiss?

-

8: Do you think if you died, the last person you kissed would care?

-

9: Last person to talk on the phone?

In a call? It was kat. Just messaging it was the fuck who sent this ask :p

10: Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone?

-11: When’s your birthday?

22 march 200312: Remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?

-

13: What kind of phone do you have?

Samsung Galaxy s5 mini

14: Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?

Right now just a very big sweater so,, 

15: Are you a different person now than you were 5 years ago?

I fukin hope so, five years ago I was 10 XD

16: What were you doing at 4 am?

either sleeping or staring at the ceiling

17: Would you rather write a paper or give a speech?

write a paper most definetly

18: Are you lying to yourself about something?

yes

19: Last night you felt…?

sick

20: What’s something you cannot wait for?

either going to England this summer or going to America next summer

21: Ever told your parents you were going somewhere but when somewhere different?

I think so

22: How many hours of sleep did you get last night?

like?? 5?

23: Are you a morning or night person?

night

24: What did you get your last bruise from?

walking against a metal table

25: Do you reply to all of your texts?

usually yes

26: Your phone is ringing. It’s the person you fell hardest for. What do you do?

pick up, its kat. I call w her on the regular XD

27: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

-

28: Anyone you would like to get things straight with?

I don’t think so

29: How many months until your birthday?

9

30: Favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?

nothing, I don’t like peanut butter

31: Did you like this past summer?

kinda, its not over yet tho

32: What were you doing before you got on the computer?

trying to answer this fucking thing on my phone

33: Your ex is sitting next to you, with their new partner. What do you do?

depends on the ex, one I wouldn’t want to be in a room with. any other id congratulate, I might be a bit salty but I wouldn’t show it

34: What is the last thing you said out loud?

‘I don’t know the months from my head’

35: Your mood summed into one work?

I don’t understand this

36: Are you doing anything else besides taking this survey?

listening to music and talking to a friend

37: What are your initials?

m

38: Are you a happy person?

not really, I try to be

39: Do you still talk to the person you liked 4 months ago?

yes

40: Where do you want to live when your older?

I honestly have no idea

41: Have you had your birthday this year?

jup

42: What did you do yesterday?

went to the store and talked to a few friends

43: What will you be doing tomorrow?

going to two stores where they sell some animals and plants

44: How late did you stay up last night?

 I don’t remember, I think around 4am

45: Is there anyone you would do anything for?

yes, multiple ppl

46: Is it hard to make you laugh?

sometimes yes, usually no

47: Do you believe ex’s can be just friends?

yes

48: Do you think any of your exes will eventually want to be with you again?

 don’t know, maybe

49: How many people have you had feelings for in the year of 2012?

I don’t remember

50: Do you wish your ex was dead?

one of them yes

51: Have you ever dyed your hair?

yup, lots and lots of times

52: Would ever take back someone that cheated?

no

53: Was New Year’s Even enjoyable?

not really

54: Bet you’re missing someone right now?

yeah

55: How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?

they wouldn’t give a fuck, as long as its not really ugly or badly tattoood

56: Sleep on your back or stomach?

my side

57: If you could move away, no questions asked, where would it be?

anywhere that isn’t here

58: What would you change about your life right now?

my view on life

59: Has anything upset you in the past week?

yep

60: Are you on the phone?

calling? no

61: Today, would you rather go forward a week or back?

back I think

62: Would you take $40,000 or a brand new car?

$40.000 definitely I cant even drive

63: Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?

yes, almost dayly

64: Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone?

jup, quite a few times

65: Have you ever copied someone elses homework?

that’s the only time I turn in homework

66: Are you the type of person who likes to be out or at home?

at home definitely 

67: Do you automatically check your phone when you wake up?

juuuup

68: Have you ever stayed up all night on the phone?

almost every night XD

69: Could you use some sleep right now?

probably

70: Are you going to have a baby by the time you’re 18?

nah

71: Does it bother you when someone hides things from you?

yes, im too curious for my own good

72: What’s your favorite color?

I like all colors

73: Have you ever slept in the same room with someone you liked?

ye

74: Have you ever been looking for something and it was already in your hand?

so many times

75: Do you get annoyed easily?

yea

76: If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you?

yes please, I don’t want you to struggle w it

77: Do you have a person of the opposite sex that you can tell everything to?

yes, I have one online amab (were talking abt sex right? not gender?) friend who I fully trust

78: Does anyone call you babe?

idk, one of my friends sometimes

79: How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

like,,,,, 3

80: What do you prefer, relationship or one night stand?

relationship 100%

81: What color hoodie did you wear last?

im wearing a light blue hoodie rn

82: Is there someone who meant alot to you at one point, and isn’t around anymore?

yes

[nostalgiaispeace]

2139.

Do you add extra letters to words sometimes? (ex. haaaa) i do

Do you like the letter Z or Q better? idc Who would you like to be stuck on an island with? my husband What’s your favorite quote? i don’t really have one Name one random fact about your best friend. no

Do you like vegetables or fruit better? fruit What brand of shoes do you wear? toms What’s your favorite smiley face? :) Do you believe that if someone goes to bed thinking of u, u dream of them? no Have you ever snitched on someone for cheating? No. Do you own a Snuggie? no What’s your favorite number? 3 Which of the 7 dwarves are you most like from Snow White? Sleepy. What’s the last movie you watched? godzilla vs kong What’s your favorite month? DEcember

Do you like the smell of campfires? yeah If you could do one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? read Do you like eggnog? no thanks Is there a song out right now that you can’t stand? im sure there is If you could stay one age forever, what age would you pick? 10 What’s your favorite state? i don’t have one Have you ever went in public with your tag still on your clothes? not that i recall

Would you say your loud or shy? depends on who i’m around What’s your favorite symbol on the computer? i don’t have one Are you afraid of clowns? no. Do you wear glasses? yes Ever rode on a horse? i have Do you have trouble saying or spelling some words? yeah Have you ever thought something was just to good to be true? yeah Do you like potatoes? loveeee them

Are you random? no? Do you believe that aliens are real? sure Do you sleep with the TV on? no What’s the longest you’ve slept in? lately..10am Have you ever seen a hairy toe? Yes. What’s the last thing you watched on TV? catching fire Do you have a song stuck in your head? no Who do you talk to the most? my sister What’s the first thing you get on when the internet comes up? tumblr When’s the last time you were sick? rn

Which is your favorite: Music, Dogs, Shoes, Books, Jonas Brother? lana del rey, corgis, toms, harry potter, nick What color is your hair brush? red Do you enjoy arcades? sure Have you ever liked 2 people at once? yeah Have you taken a nap today? no

Would you ever want to be in a horror movie? sure Have you ever been to Washington D.C? yeah Do you hate when girls have guyish names and boys have girly names? no idc Have you lost or gained any weight since February? gained Have you ever felt like no one wanted to be around you? yes Have you ever had to use a pay phone? yeah Have you listened to music today? no Do you only drink bottled water? yes I bet someone is on your mind right now, right? no Do you like writing in pen or pencil better? pen What’s the last magazine you bought? idk Has anyone in your family ever forgot your birthday? no Was it any of your friends birthday in the past week? no Is anyone else in the same room as you? yes Are you one of the popular people in your grade? lol i’m 30

What word best describes you in the dictonary? idk Do you like Soy Milk? sure Where were you at 10:30am yesterday? chilling Do you think ghosts are real? sure Do you know anyone who has been attacked by a shark? No. What is your best friend’s mom name? melissa Have you ever made out in a movie theatre? No. What part of your body do you wash first? my hair Do you have an innie or an outie? innie How do you think the dinosaurs died? a comet What’s your favorite flavor of Pringles? regular What was the last thing you got grounded for? lol idk i’m 30 Did you go to a water park last summer? no What shoe do you put on first? my right Finish the sentence: Girls.. Just wanna have fun.

Have you ever had a song or poem written about you? idk Did you have a nickname growing up? yeah When was the last time you played the air guitar? I don’t know. Have you ever biten your toenail? ew no Have you ever been dared to do something that you regretted? No. Favorite website? Tumblr Worst thing that has ever happened to you? lol Best thing that has happened to you? becoming a mom Best friend? my sister If you could dye your hair any color, what color would it be? blonde Do you have a wii? yeah Have you ever heard of The Beatles? duh Have you ever wanted to give money to a charity? i think so

Would you ever want to have 14 kids? uh no Are you wearing any bracelets right now? Nope. Do you have any jewelry that once belonged to an old family member? No. Do you dream every night? yeah Give me on of your goals to be a good mom Do you like skinny jeans? sure Do you ever say stuff that you don’t mean? yeah Have you ever said “I love you” and not meant it? yeah What is your dream guy/girl? my husband Do you hate when people overract? yeah When was the last time you used the oven? last night Have you ever wanted to be free like a bird? yeah.. Are you a worrier? it’s all i know how to do Does your house have an attic? no Are you going fishing this weekend? ew no

[lalka-laski]

Do you add extra letters to words sometimes? (ex. haaaa) I did as a teenager. Though I have no clue what the point of that ever was?

Do you like the letter Z or Q better? I’m gonna go with Z because it’s in my name. Yes, that’s my logic and I’m sticking to it! Who would you like to be stuck on an island with? Whoever I know who could assist me in getting OFF the island. Perhaps my friend Tim who’s in the Navy? What’s your favorite quote? I love far too many poems, songs & book passages to ever choose one single favorite quote  Name one random fact about your best friend. Again, I have too many best friends to pick just one!

Do you like vegetables or fruit better? I eat veggies far more regularly, but fruit is great too!  What brand of shoes do you wear? Most of my shoes are Keds or just cheapo flip-flops  What’s your favorite smiley face? My favorite smiley emoji is the one that’s somewhat blushing and holding its hands up for a hug  Do you believe that if someone goes to bed thinking of u, u dream of them? That’s cute but if that were the case, I’d show up in a LOT of bizarre people’s dreams.  Have you ever snitched on someone for cheating? I don’t think so. I’ve been in the position where I really wanted to break the news but I decided not to. Do you own a Snuggie? I did in high school  What’s your favorite number? 7 Which of the 7 dwarves are you most like from Snow White? Sleepy, for sure. Although I share a lot in common with Sneezy these days too... 

What’s your favorite month? Oh, tough! I love October-December, but I also love July because of all the birthdays in my family (including my own). And I like March a lot too for some reason. 

Do you like the smell of campfires? Love it! If you could do one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? Raise a family while I write for a living Is there a song out right now that you can’t stand? I don’t listen to the radio but I can only imagine what kind of... gems are out there right now.  If you could stay one age forever, what age would you pick? I think I’d get bored and restless if I didn’t age What’s your favorite state? Despite the cost of living, I have a lot of love for New York & I couldn’t imagine living anywhere else.  Have you ever went in public with your tag still on your clothes? I’m sure I have at some point 

Would you say your loud or shy? I’m definitely more on the quiet side. I don’t feel the need to talk just for the sake of talking. 

What’s your favorite symbol on the computer? Uhhh what? Are you afraid of clowns? Not necessarily but I don’t LIKE them, either.  Do you wear glasses? Mhm  Ever rode on a horse? Just once as a kid  Do you have trouble saying or spelling some words? I’m an avid reader so most of my vocabulary has been learned from books. This means that I haven’t heard a lot of words out loud & thus mispronounce them when I go to say them Have you ever thought something was just to good to be true? Often Do you like potatoes? I’m Irish & Polish, it’d be illegal not to 

Are you random? I’d say I’m more predictable than anything. I can  be impulsive, but even my impulses follow a pattern. Do you believe that aliens are real? In some form, yes.  Do you sleep with the TV on? Not intentionally but sometimes it just happens What’s the longest you’ve slept in? 5 pm? Have you ever seen a hairy toe? LOL yes? What’s the last thing you watched on TV? Catfish last night before bed  Do you have a song stuck in your head? WAP, actually.  Who do you talk to the most? Glenn and Kathleen When’s the last time you were sick? A couple weeks ago, although I still have some lingering symptoms 

Which is your favorite: Music, Dogs, Shoes, Books, Jonas Brother? Music: Alternative, rock, pop rock usually Dogs: None Shoes: Also none. But I guess flip fops Books: Domestic, “slice of life” fiction Jonas Brother: Joe? What color is your hair brush? Pink, of course Do you enjoy arcades? Not really. Even as a kid they weren’t my scene Have you ever liked 2 people at once? Yes Have you taken a nap today? Nope, it’s only 8 am. 

Would you ever want to be in a horror movie? As an actress? Yeah that could be fun  Have you ever been to Washington D.C? Yeah for a school trip in 8th grade. It was interesting although I was definitely too young to absorb and appreciate most of it Do you hate when girls have guyish names and boys have girly names? Nah, I love gender neutral names!  Have you lost or gained any weight since February? Lost almost 45 lbs, baby!!  Have you ever had to use a pay phone? Years ago Have you listened to music today? The office Pandora station is playing right now, but it’s hardly audible from the room I’m in.  Do you only drink bottled water? I don’t like water enough to justify spending money on it, so the only kind I drink is tap.  I bet someone is on your mind right now, right? I mean, now I’ve PUT someone there Do you like writing in pen or pencil better? Pen. I DESPISE pencils.  What’s the last magazine you bought? It’s been so long I can’t remember. Which is sad because I used to be a magazine FIEND.  Has anyone in your family ever forgot your birthday? I don’t think so  Was it any of your friends birthday in the past week? Nope  Is anyone else in the same room as you? Also nope Are you one of the popular people in your grade? I’m 28 years old, my friend 

What word best describes you in the dictonary? Anxious  Do you like Soy Milk? Bleh, no.  Where were you at 10:30am yesterday? I was here at work, reveling in my misery. And I have another 10 (now 8) hours of that to go! WOOHOO! Do you think ghosts are real? Mhm  Do you know anyone who has been attacked by a shark? Nope  What is your best friend’s mom name? I have several best friends  Have you ever made out in a movie theatre? Yep  What part of your body do you wash first? In the shower? My face or my hair, it can vary.  Do you have an innie or an outie? Innie. How do you think the dinosaurs died? An asteroid. That’s not really disputable is it?  What’s your favorite flavor of Pringles? None. Pringles are a disgrace to chips!  What was the last thing you got grounded for? As I said a few questions ago, I’m 28.  Did you go to a water park last summer? Sadly no!

What shoe do you put on first? Now that I think about it, I’m pretty sure the right.  Finish the sentence: Girls.. chase boys chase girls

Have you ever had a song or poem written about you? Yes, that’s the ultimate expression of love to me.  Did you have a nickname growing up? Little Bit/ Libit, Lala, Enebis  When was the last time you played the air guitar? Ha, I’m not sure  Have you ever been dared to do something that you regretted? I hardly ever chose dares whenever I played that game  Favorite website? Twitter  Worst thing that has ever happened to you? .....  Best thing that has happened to you? Graduating college, getting my own apartment, meeting Glenn & getting engaged to him  Do you have a wii? I did at some point. I think my sister has it now?  Most used phrase on IM? Probably lol or lmao, I’m sure  Have you ever heard of The Beatles? Nope never  Have you ever wanted to give money to a charity? I try to frequently. I don’t have a lot of excess income but I can pitch in here and there. 

Would you ever want to have 14 kids? UH. NO.  Are you wearing any bracelets right now? Nope  Do you have any jewelry that once belonged to an old family member? Hmm.. I actually don’t think so Do you dream every night? Always  Give me on of your goals To get another paid writing gig  Do you like skinny jeans? It’s all I wear  Do you ever say stuff that you don’t mean? Hardly, I’m not afraid to be open and vulnerable  Have you ever said “I love you” and not meant it? I would never do that What is your dream guy/girl? Glenn Do you hate when people overract? Yes, although I don’t really have room to talk..  When was the last time you used the oven? A week ago maybe? Have you ever wanted to be free like a bird? I mean, sure?  Are you a worrier? It’s my greatest skill  Does your house have an attic? I live in an apartment  Are you going fishing this weekend? The answer to that question will never be yes 

[princess-ryu]

Do all the "be nosy" questions~ - Yosh.

You....!!!!!

1: The last person you kissed screams they love you, you say… Why do you scream at me?!

2: Did you get to sleep in today? Almost

3: You never know what you got until you lose it? Whise words

4: Do you have siblings? Nope

5: How many kids do you want? Didn’t thought about it

6: Who was the last person you held hands with? Souma

7: Did you stand on your tippy-toes for your last kiss? Probably, like almost.

8: Do you think if you died, the last person you kissed would care? Hope so!

9: Last person to talk on the phone? Sujk

10: Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone? Don’t think so

11: When’s your birthday? 28.10.199x

12: Remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed? YES!!!!!!!!

13: What kind of phone do you have? iPhone

14: Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants? Right now? Shorts

15: Are you a different person now than you were 5 years ago? Yes

16: What were you doing at 4 am? Mostly go to sleep or get up

17: Would you rather write a paper or give a speech? Always paper.

18: Are you lying to yourself about something? Yep...

19: Last night you felt…? Fucking tired

20: What’s something you cannot wait for?Next live & sleep

21: Ever told your parents you were going somewhere but when somewhere different?No

22: How many hours of sleep did you get last night? Around 3 or 4

23: Are you a morning or night person?Depends

24: What did you get your last bruise from?When I was sick I felt on my table...

25: Do you reply to all of your texts? Private ones? Yes

26: Your phone is ringing. It’s the person you fell hardest for. What do you do? Hiding

27: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?Correct me, @maybe-not-a-host-gakkun, but I think it was somewhere else?

28: Anyone you would like to get things straight with? Yes. but no names here

29: How many months until your birthday? 9

30: Favorite thing to eat with peanut butter? I don’t like peanut butter...

31: Did you like this past summer? Are you serious? ...

32: What were you doing before you got on the computer? Get some coffee

33: Your ex is sitting next to you, with their new partner. What do you do? Would be too shy to do something

34: What is the last thing you said out loud?Good night

35: Your mood summed into one work? Guess that’s a typo here. However, infatigable

36: Are you doing anything else besides taking this survey? Listen to music

37: What are your initials? R

38: Are you a happy person? Yes!

39: Do you still talk to the person you liked 4 months ago? Also yes

40: Where do you want to live when your older? Back in Spain

41: Have you had your birthday this year? Will have it in October, so...

42: What did you do yesterday? Bandstuff

43: What will you be doing tomorrow?Bandstuff

44: How late did you stay up last night?Wasn’t that late... around 2.30?

45: Is there anyone you would do anything for? Almost everything, yes

46: Is it hard to make you laugh? No

47: Do you believe ex’s can be just friends?Why not?

48: Do you think any of your exes will eventually want to be with you again? Nah

49: How many people have you had feelings for in the year of 2012? No clue. Looks like I’m getting old

50: Do you wish your ex was dead? No?!

51: Have you ever dyed your hair? That’s obvious...

52: Would ever take back someone that cheated? Cheating is not nice.

53: Was New Year’s Even enjoyable? Kinda

54: Bet you’re missing someone right now?Yes

55: How would your parents react if you got a tattoo? Uhm... depends, But so far I don’t wanna have a tattoo

56: Sleep on your back or stomach? Back

57: If you could move away, no questions asked, where would it be ? Spain or Osaka

58: What would you change about your life right now? Nothing

59: Has anything upset you in the past week?Not enough time for everything

60: Are you on the phone? Not right now

61: Today, would you rather go forward a week or back? Forward

62: Would you take $40,000 or a brand new car? New car, big enough for my band

63: Have you ever talked to someone when they were high? Maybe...?

64: Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone? Si

65: Have you ever copied someone elses homework? Of course

66: Are you the type of person who liks to be out or at home? Home

67: Do you automatically check your phone when you wake up? Yes

68: Have you ever stayed up all night on the phone? Yes

69: Could you use some sleep right now?PLEASE

70: Are you going to have a baby by the time you’re 18? As I’m older already and without baby, I don’t think so

71: Does it bother you when someone hides things from you? Up to the thing

72: What’s your favorite color? Silver

73: Have you ever slept in the same room with someone you liked? Sure

74: Have you ever been looking for something and it was already in your hand?Too often

75: Do you get annoyed easily? No

76: If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you? Please

77: Do you have a person of the opposite sex that you can tell everything to? Yes

78: Does anyone call you babe? Nope

79: How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? Uhm... don’t know

80: What do you prefer, relationship or one night stand? Relationship

81: What color hoodie did you wear last?Black

82: Is there someone who meant alot to you at one point, and isn’t around anymore? Unfortunately, yes

Kinda thank you, Yosh!

[verytamenow]

Ohhh can u answer all

.....I mean I asked. I figured it’d be in chunks from several anons but I did ask.

1: is there a boy/girl in your life?

Nope. Single.

2: think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?

Yeah. I think I do.

3: what do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”

Nothing really. Probably “why the fuck is someone meowing at me” or “oh! a cat!”

4: what’s something you really want right now?

A state job I’m qualified for to open up, to see taylor swift in concert, TS6, and a girlfriend.

5: are you afraid of falling in love?

Falling in love doesn’t scare me. I don’t think falling is something we can control. Being the only one to fall though? That’s a bit scary.

6: do you like the beach?

*looks pointedly at my url* 

7: have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?

Yes, but only in a platonic way.

8: what’s the background on your cell?

The standard background because I’m boring.

9: name the last four beds you were sat on?

My bed, the guest bed, probably my dad’s bed, and my ex best friend’s bed.

10: do you like your phone?

Yes, except when it would decide it didn’t want to send or receive texts. 

11: honestly, are things going the way you planned?

No, but that’s okay. Plans change all the time and I just have to go with it.

12: who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?

My ex.

13: would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?

Neither, but if I had to pick probably a rottweiler.

14: which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?

I’ve got a fair tolerance or emotional pain. Not sure how well I stack up to physical pain.

15: would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?

Probably a zoo unless there’s an en exhibit on an artist I like or I’m with someone who really loves art.

16: are you tired?

Perpetually.

17: how long have you known your 1st phone contact?

Less than a year.

18: are they a relative?

Nope, a coworker. Not sure why their number is even in my phone as we don’t really talk.

19: would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?

I don’t know. I don’t think it’d ever happen so, no.

20: when did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?

I haven’t been kissed (yes, I’m lame. Pray for the poor woman who takes one for the team and kisses me), so that’s a bit impossible.

21: if you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?

I don’t know. I suppose so, but it’d be a risk. I’m not one of those people who dreams or getting married or has ever planned it out in my head. I could be with someone for years and probably be okay not getting married. But I also place a lot of stock in wedding vows. If I promise someone “for better or worse, richer or poorer, sickness and in health, til death do us part” I’m going to intend to keep that promise. I wouldn’t really see divorce as an option if I got married.

22: would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Doesn’t apply.

23: how many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?

None. I don’t really wear jewelry.

24: is there a certain quote you live by?

I don’t really live by any quote. “An it harm none do what ye will.” or “This too shall pass.” maybe?

25: what’s on your mind?

Why did I suggest someone ask me all 100 questions?

26: do you have any tattoos?

No but there’s a few I’d consider getting.

27: what is your favorite color?

Right now, blue.

28: next time you will kiss someone on the lips?

Not a clue. Hopefully at some point.

29: who are you texting?

I’m not texting anyone at the moment.

30: think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?

Doesn’t apply.

31: have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?

I always have that feeling. It’s called anxiety. Sometimes it’s right and sometimes it’s not.

32: do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?

Not really.

33: do you think anyone has feelings for you?

As far as I know one person and they came to their senses eventually.

34: has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

Nope.

35: say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?

Doesn’t apply.

36: were you single on valentines day?

I’ve been single every Valentine’s day as I will be on this one.

37: are you friends with the last person you kissed?

Doesn’t apply.

38: what do your friends call you?

Zoe. You can’t really do nicknames with my name.

39: has anyone upset you in the last week?

No.

40: have you ever cried over a text?

As reluctant as I am to admit to crying, yes I have.

41: where’s your last bruise located?

I think my last one was on my knee.

42: what is it from?

I probably banged it on something. I’m fairly clumsy at times.

43: last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?

Assuming you meant more than my usual wanderlust, probably last time I got really depressed.

44: who was the last person you were on the phone with?

My dad.

45: do you have a favourite pair of shoes?

My Redwings.

46: do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?

I mentally refer to my beanie as my “I couldn’t be fucking bothered” hat.

47: would you ever go bald if it was the style?

I don’t know that I could pull it off.

48: do you make supper for your family?

My dad prefers to cook. I need to do it more often.

49: does your bedroom have a door?

Yes, thank fuck.

50: top 3 web-pages?

Tumblr, AO3, YouTube

51: do you know anyone who hates shopping?

Me, a lot of the time.

52: does anything on your body hurt?

My back is still a little tight but it’s better than it was yesterday.

53: are goodbyes hard for you?

Permanent goodbyes? Yes.

54: what was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?

I would think it was milk or water but I can’t recall.

55: how is your hair?

A mess.

56: what do you usually do first in the morning?

Turn off my alarm or check the time.

57: do you think two people can last forever?

If they choose to. I’m of the belief that falling in love is out of our control but staying in love or making it work is a choice. So if both people choose to, then yeah I think it can.

58: think back to january 2007, were you single?

Yes.

59: green or purple grapes?

This is an odd question but I really like it for some reason. Green grapes. Always.

60: when’s the next time you will give someone a big hug?

I don’t know. I don’t really hug or even touch many people.

61: do you wish you were somewhere else right now?

I can think of several places I’d rather be.

62: when will be the next time you text someone?

Don’t know. Maybe later today or one of my work friends tomorrow.

63: where will you be 5 hours from now?

Probably in my room or downstairs.

64: what were you doing at 8 this morning.

Sleeping, thank fuck.

65: this time last year, can you remember who you liked?

No one.

66: is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

Not really.

67: did you kiss or hug anyone today?

My dad and I hugged at some point.

68: what was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

“I’m probably going to wake up really early.” I feel asleep at like 9 and woke up the first time at 0530.

69: have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

Who hasn’t?

70: how many windows are open on your computer?

3? I tend to open more tabs than windows.

71: how many fingers do you have?

10. I’m not so clumsy that I’ve lost one....yet.

72: what is your ringtone?

Standard ring tone. Boring.

73: how old will you be in 5 months?

25. It catches me off guard sometimes.

74: where is your mum right now?

I can’t say with any certainty as that’s a matter of spiritual belief. Physically? In an urn on a shelf downstairs. 

75: why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?

They realized they couldn’t ne in the relationship and I shoved my feelings into a bottle so I didn’t have to deal them.

76: have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?

I probably have platonically but romantically....I don’t think I have.

77: are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?

No.

78: do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?

I’m pretty sure that’s 6th grade and in that case, no.

79: is there anyone you know with the name mike?

There are a few Mikes with my company so technically yes.

80: have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

No.

81: how many people have you liked in the past three months?

One.

82: has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?

No. I’ve managed to avoid scarring anyone for life thus far.

83: will you talk to the person you like tonight?

I don’t have a crush on anyone so no.

84: you’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?

I don’t drink and can’t imagine doing this even while drunk. But if hell froze over, it’d probably be Heather.

85: if your bf/gf was into drugs would you care?

Depends on the drugs and how heavily.

86: what was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?

I think the last movie I went to see was Mad Max: Fury Road and as I recall nothing that eventful happened.

87: who was your last received call from?

Probably my dad.

88: if someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?

Yes. No one said it had to be alive.

89: what is something you wish you had more of?

Self discipline/executive function? Confidence? Talent? Intelligence? Money? A lot of things, mate.

90: have you ever trusted someone too much?

Yes. My head is pretty paranoid but my heart is entirely too trusting.

91: do you sleep with your window open?

Nope.

92: do you get along with girls?

Yes, thankfully.

93: are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?

I don’t think so.

94: does sex mean love?

Absolutely not.

95: you’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?

Yes because I’d be locked in a room by myself. Does anyone know I’m there? Who locked me in? How am I going to get out? I have so many questions about this scenario.

96: have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?

As you might have suspected by now, no.

97: did you sleep alone this week?

Sadly, yes.

98: everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?

Not really.

99: do you believe in love at first sight?

No. Infatuation? Yes. Maybe even the belief/gut feeling you’ll fall in love. But not love itself.

100: who was the last person that you pinky promise?

I don’t know. I haven’t done that in a long time.

[yaoiwarning]

@captain-fanattic tagged me in a Fucking meme like its 2012 

Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you are done tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, HAVE FUN!

A - Age: 18

B - Biggest fear: My parents finding out about my sexuality/being outed/my parents going through my things (are you seeing a pattern because I sure am)

C - Current time: 7:57 pm

D - Drink you last had: Water

E - Every day starts with: Me going back to sleep for .3 seconds and wishing from the bottom of my heart that I was dead

F - Favorite song: It changes REALLY FREQUENTLY but I really like Tim I Wish You Were Born A Girl  and Poor Grammar  pretty much all the time, most recently my new favorite has been Southwestern Territory and Let’s Take a Ride Like We Used To (I’m sorry I really love music) 

G - Ghosts, are they real: I’m already overwhelmed with life as it is do you honestly believe I think about this anymore 

H - Hometown: St. Louis, I’m still here and I’m staying for at least four more years I’m so , fucking, thrilled 

I - In love with: My PARTNER !!!!!!! 

J - Jealous of: People who talk to and trust their family ?? And people who don’t get sick Every Single Day of their Life and actually LIKE THEMSELVES AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

K - Killed someone: My heart says no but my violent intrusive thoughts and unwanted dreams scream yes 

L - Last time you cried: It can’t have been more than a couple of days ago honestly, time sort of blends together lmao

M - Middle name: Elizabeth

N - Number of siblings: 1, a younger brother 

O - One wish: To like,,, actually be happy and comfortable with being alive 

P - Person you last called/texted: My partner,,,,, for both,,

Q - Questions you’re always asked: “Are you feeling ok” “Are you sick” “Have you showered” “Have you done ________ yet” 

R - Reasons to smile: IM ALMOST OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL !!!! AND DOGS ! 

S - Song last sang: I lost my voice screaming Boomerang in the car yesterday, along with the rest of the Mia Pharaoh album

T - Time you woke up: Around 8:30am, I wish I could have slept longer 

U - Underwear color: Unfortunately pink ones with white dots, my bra is black though, which reflects my usual color choice lmao

V- Vacation destination: Michigan,,,, going out of country kinda terrifies me 

W - Worst habit: Biting my tongue, sitting/laying down in the shower for an hour and not actually washing myself, overreacting 

X - X-rays you’ve had: A couple on my right arm, a LOT on my left ankle from my break and surgery, and quite a few from my orthodontics and oral surgeries.... I love my ankle ones the most they’re very disturbing, my favorite is the one they took when my leg first broke and my ankle was still dislocated 

Y - Your favorite food: Pastas and soups, generally the only things that don’t make me feel like I’m dying?? I really like chicken and dumplings but also udon is mcfucking good (and spicy food in general) 

Z - Zodiac sign: Leo, thats why I’m such a fucking furry

And I’m NOT gunna tag anybody because I’m fucking... I don’t actually care but if you see it and want to do it go for it and @ me bc I totally wanna see it

[junker-town]

NFL Dad, Week 3: Protests, naps, and guacamole

One father of two young children attempts to watch the RedZone channel while parenting. Along the way: reflections on serving your country and the reliable success of guacamole.

Parents often talk about “seeing the world through a child’s eyes,” a cliché that should come with a $500 fine or a punch in the nose from someone without kids. What they mean, in plainer terms, is that they noticed something they had previously taken for granted because their dumb kids saw it for the first time.

Seasons changing is a great example of this. If you’re an adult with no kids, the shift to fall is automatic: you slide into your football-watching habits, dig your hoodies out of storage, maybe post some foliage on your Instagram. This ain’t your first rodeo.

My daughter is almost 3, and her preschool’s ENTIRE CURRICULUM is season-based: apples in the fall, snowflakes in the winter, seeds in the spring. She’s obsessed with books about autumn and Halloween. Instead of going to bed when it’s light out, her bedtime now happens at sunset; we look out the window and try to spot leaves that have started to change color. The farmer’s market we walk through on Saturdays now has pumpkins and squash, and when I take the kids to Trader Joe’s on Sunday morning, 70 percent of the items are pumpkin-flavored. I swear to God there’s pumpkin-flavored almond milk and a sign that says “All pumpkin everything!” It is 87 degrees outside.

But the equinox doesn’t lie: it’s officially fall. At least there’s football.

EARLY GAMES, FIRST HALF

— The dominant story line before the games, and even throughout them, is how players and teams react to President Trump excoriating the “sons of bitches” who kneel during the national anthem, tough words indeed from a patriot who loves America so much he wouldn’t leave her soil during the Vietnam war.

Maybe you voted for Donald Trump, and maybe you didn’t, but there’s no way around those five draft deferments. And, speaking as someone who’s actually been to war, avoiding war is genuinely a very good idea! It’s just a shame that the president abandoned that stance when it wasn’t his jiggling ass on the line.

Anyway, I wrestled with most of this a year ago when Colin Kaepernick first started his protest, and the video I made then still captures my feelings now:

Long story short: My father went to the Air Force Academy and served 22 years as a pilot. I served as a Marine tank commander in Iraq. Because of my time in the Corps, I have some friends who still wear the uniform, some who now work as FBI agents, and some who are underground, God rest their souls. The flag means a LOT to me. I love the anthem. But that doesn’t mean the anthem protests are ABOUT me, or what I feel.

A protest during the national anthem may be offensive to you. Your feelings are valid. But placing them ahead racial injustice in this country — or even a person’s peaceful execution of his First Amendment rights — demonstrates a woeful lack of empathy, or at least a willful ignorance of racism in America. If this isn’t self-evident already, I’ll just point out that the president responded to a white supremacist march that killed a woman by saying that SOME WHITE SUPREMACISTS ARE VERY FINE PEOPLE. I’m so tired of being gaslit about this shit. It’s exhausting.

— I don’t see most of the anthem stuff because I’m putting son down for a nap. When I come back, Rob Gronkowski scores a touchdown on third-and-goal. Save me, Gronk. Save me from the stupidity. Whisk me away to an island of frosty light beers and laughing at “69” jokes. I yearn for the intellectual upgrade.

— The Saints sack Cam Newton on third-and-three inside the 10. A goal-line stand? From the Saints? Something is amiss.

— Weird NFL continues: after the Steelers muff a punt, the Bears go up 7-0 with a Jordan Howard TD. Not long after, Ben Roethlisberger gets sacked and fumbles, with the Bears recovering. I took the Steelers -7 today, and I’m already sick with regret.

— AHAHAHAHAHA, I just saw Joe Flacco’s numbers against Jacksonville on the ticker: 8-18 for 28 yards with 2 interceptions. Holy shit, 1.6 yards per attempt! I hope they quarantined the stadium before Flacco could spread the plague any further. London suffered enough in the 17th century.

— At 1:34 p.m., everyone but me is napping: my daughter in her bedroom, my son in ours (the kids sleep in the same room at night but nap separately), and my wife on the couch as I watch RedZone. The shades are drawn and the TV is muted. Could I nap? Nothing about this column prevents me from napping. The Eagles convert a fourth-and-inches near midfield. The Jets punt.

— On third-and-goal in Indy, Jacoby Brissett fakes a pass and takes it on a designed keeper. Nice play design. Am I tired enough to nap? I had a cold brew a little before the games began; I don’t want to miss out on football for a failed nap.

— DeShaun Watson hits Bruce Ellington with a beautiful throw over the middle for a score, and the Texans have a surprising 10-7 lead over the Pats. I managed to get a nap in yesterday afternoon. After my son’s swim lesson, my wife took the kids so I could stay at the pool and swim laps. I came home with that all-over muscle fatigue you only get from swimming, made a grilled ham and cheese sandwich for lunch, and crashed on the couch while the kids slept.

— Duke Johnson leaps into the end zone for a 19-yard touchdown to tie the game at 7.

CBS broadcast

See, this is why I’m hesitant to nap. Because even though the Browns-Colts game is the LAST game I’d want to watch this week, it has already produced two touchdowns I thought merited inclusion in this collection of notable plays.

— So much for the Texans’ lead: after a Watson INT sets the Pats up in the red zone, Tom Brady finds Chris Hogan wide open in the end zone for a TD. In Indy, Jacoby Brissett scores another TD on the ground, while the Saints and Falcons -- both on the road — build commanding early leads. If I napped now, I’d probably be awake by the third quarter of the early games. I’d miss nothing of note. I should just do it.

— On second-and-goal, Ben Roethlisberger goes to Antonio Brown 1-on-1 on a quick screen, and that’s a TD every time. It ties the game at 7-7, and while rooting for the Steelers feels gross, I have gambling interests to protect. Or maybe I’m just too tired to think straight? I should nap.

— It is 2:05, 31 minutes after I first started contemplating a nap. My heart is beating a little fast from the cold brew, but the exhaustion of parenting is resolute. I lie down next to my wife and throw my arm over my eyes to shade them from the flicker of the television.

EARLY GAMES, SECOND HALF

— At 2:38, I open my eyes, and Drew Brees is hitting Tedd Ginn over the top for a 40-yard touchdown. The safety help arrived too late.

— I scroll back through Twitter just a few minutes to see if I’ve missed anything big, and BOY HOWDY are people tweeting about the Bears.

Wow. #PITvsCHI http://pic.twitter.com/gG6Ry6Uylr

— NFL (@NFL) September 24, 2017

In the Twitter era, this is the perfect thing to experience AFTER it’s happened. I don’t have to wade through dumb exclamations or the confusion of the moment, and I don’t have to wait for the Bears’ false start on their untimed play. I just wake up to a brief, handy explainer. Naps are the best. Always nap.

— Stefon Diggs is going OFF. A long touchdown, his second for the game, makes it 28-3 in favor of the Vikings early in 3rd quarter. I picked the Bucs to win because Case Keenum is sun-bleached highway trash, but apparently Diggs, the Vikings’ defense, and home turf are more than enough to handle Tampa Bay.

— A flurry of touchdowns as my wife makes chorizo bean dip: Tom Brady to Brandin Cooks on a deep crossing route puts the Pats up 28-20; Golden Tate’s first TD of the season cuts the Falcons’ lead to 23-20; and Zach Ertz scores on a short pass for the Eagles. The Giants now trail by five* scores, 14-0 (*adjusted for Giants’ offense).

— My daughter is awake, but we’re not getting her out of bed yet. My wife is putting the finishing touches on the chorizo dip, and I’m making guacamole.

This is all I'm eating the rest of the day (thank u @celebrityhottub for the chorizo dip recipe)

A post shared by Matt Ufford (@mattufford) on Sep 24, 2017 at 1:06pm PDT

Guacamole take: guacamole has a huge range of success. My ideal guac has salt, lime, garlic, cilantro, red onion, and tomato, but I still enjoy it with fewer or more ingredients. Whatever you like is fine.

— Down two touchdowns, the Giants fail on fourth down in red zone, but the resulting Manningface minimized by RedZone’s double-box. I NEED FULLSCREEN ANGUISH, YOU HEATHENS. I realize only now that I’ve seen both of Manning’s interceptions today, but none of his reactions to them.

— DeShaun Watson still makes rookie mistakes, but his ceiling looks an awful lot like Russell Wilson at his best:

DeShaun Watson out here stealing Patrick Mahomes plays. http://pic.twitter.com/0e2VXqNOKS

— Clay Wendler (@ClayWendler) September 24, 2017

Watson caps that drive with a TD to his tight end, cutting the Texans’s deficit to 28-27. A few minutes later, they’ll kick a field goal to go up 30-27.

— Jameis Winston hits DeSean Jackson down the sideline for a TD as the third quarter ends; the Bucs now trail 31-17. Can Dirk Koetter wear his glasses any further down his nose? He’s like a disapproving librarian in a children’s movie.

— The Dolphins are losing to Jets 20-0. Living in the New York broadcast area guarantees me the Jets and Giants every damn week, but a small part of me wishes I were watching this game on local TV so I could see Cutler’s face.

— In a shocking turn of events, the Giants score an offensive touchdown! Less shocking, it’s Odell Beckham who scores it. For his celebration, he crawls on all fours and lifts his leg like a dog pissing, earning a flag for unsportsmanlike conduct.

And whatever, that’s part of the cost of doing business with a physical genius, but when Beckham scores again a few minutes later on an incredible one-handed catch, he raises a solitary fist in protest. And y’all, I don’t want to be Grumpy Old Columnist, but Beckham’s messaging priority is perhaps less than ideal here. “Okay, pretend to be a dog taking a piss — check. Up next: racial equality!”

The only explanation that makes any sense is that the first celebration was a reference to Trump’s “son of a bitch” comment. Regardless, the world was so much better when he was making out with a kicking net.

— Deshaun Watson does it again:

Deshaun Watson is just insane, man. @battleredblog http://pic.twitter.com/Po9IPRdBgf

— Clay Wendler (@ClayWendler) September 24, 2017

The Texans are running the ball with the lead in Pats territory with only 2:30 remaining in the game. Could the Pats lose this? The telecast cuts to Bob Kraft up in his suite, his mouth agape and forehead scrunched, like a billionaire trying to understand what starving people could be mad about.

But no, the Texans are stoned on third-and-one, and kick a field to go up 33-28. They are 100 percent about to lose this game.

— With 55 seconds remaining, the Bears punt on fourth-and-two just short of midfield with the score tied at 17. On the one hand, I respect the decision to remove the responsibility for victory from Mike Glennon’s hands. On the other: COWARDS.

A WILD FLURRY TO END THE GAMES

— The Patriots get the ball back with about 2:30 to play. Tom Brady converts the following into first downs: second-and-20, third-and-12, third-and-18. On the next play after the third-and-18 conversion, Brady finds Brandin Cooks for a toe-tap touchdown with 23 seconds remaining.

— Trailing by four, the Lions have entered the red zone, then exited it on penalties. Matt Stafford is incomplete on 1st and 30, but defensive holding on second-and-30 gives the Lions a first down and new life. Pass interference a few plays later gives them first-and-goal on the 1. Golden Tate scores a touchdown with 8 seconds left! The Lions are gonna win!

— In overtime, Tarik Cohen scores on a long run to seal the game for the Bears. Both my kids are up now, and my daughter is going around the apartment yelling, “DING-DONG! TRICK OR TREAT!” A few minutes later, Jordan Howard scores from 19 yards out to re-seal the game for the Bears, and whatever context there was for Cohen NOT scoring a touchdown is lost. Could I look up the box score to see what happened? Sure, but it’s more fun to have it LOST TO HISTORY.

— The Texans’ final prayer goes unanswered, as Watson’s Hail Mary is intercepted in the end zone.

— Wait, what?!? The Lions LOST? Tate’s TD is overturned, and the game is over. Just a BRUTAL blow for my fantasy team, and also the Lions.

Kevin Seifert of ESPN explained why it was the right call, but to me it doesn’t look like there was enough evidence to overturn the call. As swings of luck go, this should even things out for Tate, who caught the Fail Mary for the Seahawks ... wait a second ... FIVE YEARS AGO TO THE DAY. SpoOOOoOoOooOOookyyyyyy!

Sorry, I’ve been reading lots of Halloween books to my daughter.

— Eagles attempt a 61-yarder in a vain attempt to avoid overtime. Odell Beckham is back to catch a potential miss and … IT’S GOOD! HOLY MAMULA! MANNINGFACE FOR EVERYONE.

LATE GAMES, FIRST HALF

— After the hypodermic of adrenaline that ended the early games, the late slate has a whopping three contests: Chiefs-Chargers, Seahawks-Titans, and Bengals-Packers. If the NFL can push Seahawks-Titans to a late start, why not do it with two other games that start in the Central Time Zone? Push Bucs-Vikings and Browns-Colts to the second slate of games, and they won’t get lost in the early shuffle. “America’s Game of the Week” notwithstanding, I will never understand why the NFL doesn’t try to balance this more. It’s bad and I hate it.

— Kids change SO FAST when they’re young. Physical and linguistic milestones whiz past seemingly every week; go a month without seeing someone’s toddler, and you’re bound to meet an entirely new kid.

That said, this was my son’s favorite game in June, when he was just over a year old:

Fatherhood: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

A post shared by Matt Ufford (@mattufford) on Jun 18, 2017 at 5:38pm PDT

It is more than three months later, and he’s STILL doing this. Just smashing his face into the couch or any soft chair like it’s the best thing in the world. (*slowly crosses off “engineer” on list titled FUTURE CAREERS*)

— Tyreke Hill has already scored a TD, on a great pass by Alex Smith. It’s still super-weird to see Smith throw deep with confidence, or at all.

— Davante Adams fumbles just short of the end zone, and Aaron Rodgers does a nice job of preventing a Bengals touchdown on the return. After review, though, Adams is ruled down and the Packers have first-and-goal inside the 1. Lance Kendricks gets wide open on play-action and catches the touchdown, tying the game at 7 in Green Bay.

— Our neighbors have come over because we made too much dip and guacamole, and there are now four kids under three years old in my two-bedroom apartment. The math sounds bad, but it’s not: their kids are younger than ours — a 2-year-old daughter and a newborn — and anyway, they’re a delight. In 13 years of living in New York City (in six different apartments), I’ve never had good neighbors before. When we eventually move, I’m bringing them with us.

— On a Titans third-and-10, Marcus Mariota sails a pass that gets picked off by Kam Chancellor. Richard Sherman, though, gets flagged for pass interference (ticky-tack in my opinion, but I’m not an objective viewer). He also gets flagged for holding on the return (also ticky-tack), then tears off his helmet to argue with the refs, earning a misconduct foul (definitely warranted). The penalties cost the Seahawks possession and 30-40 yards of field position. After several more penalties, Tennessee kicks a field goal to go up 3-0.

This is fine. Everything’s fine. This column will not be me yelling about the Seahawks every week. (*jaws clench so hard my head vibrates*)

— Y’all, we need to talk about the most nonchalant human being on the planet:

To make matters worse for the #lions. The food is on fire at Ford Field by the locker room. http://pic.twitter.com/aLFNDj4kc3

— Evan Jankens (@KINGoftheKC) September 24, 2017

That lady has straight-up ICE WATER in her veins. “Oh, a fire as tall as I am? (yawn) Not really much I can do here. Let’s just close the— yep, open this other door to get that closed. Anyway, let me know if it’s still there after my break.” She’s the Daenerys Targaryen of concession workers.

— Philip Rivers has thrown his THIRD interception, and it’s barely the second quarter. Every time I look at him, I just think, “Eight kids, man. EIGHT. KIDS.” That HAS to define his entire life. Like, when was the last time he took his family to a restaurant? Never, right? I have two kids that are relatively well-behaved; my wife and I have taken them to restaurants three times this year: brunch twice (one disaster, one white-knuckle balancing act), and dinner once (only a success because the pizza place had just opened and there was no one else there). We have no desire to take them out again. Maybe in another year or so.

I guarantee you the youngest Rivers children are being raised by their siblings. Nobody parents that well past three kids.

— The Bengals have dominated offensively so far. They’re up 14-7 on Gio Bernard’s short catch for a TD ... No, make that 21-7. Rodgers throws a pick-six — only the second of his career — to William Jackson.

That’s mind-blowing. This is Rodgers’ TENTH season as a starter, and that’s only his second career pick-six? Matt Schaub once doubled that in a month.

— Richard Sherman, who has apparently lost his damn mind, earns a flag for a late-ish hit on Mariota.

FWIW here is when Sherman hit Mariota http://pic.twitter.com/WTeBy9IrHC

— Ben Baldwin (@guga31bb) September 24, 2017

Taylor Lewan immediately gets up in Sherman’s face, and I think he gets flagged too, but my daughter has come up to me saying, “I want to be an animal. I want to see a jellyfish.” Is Richard Sherman ejected? What’s happening? “I want to see a jellyfish.”

Goddammit. Okay, sweetie. Let’s watch some f**king jellyfish.

“What’s that?” she says, pointing at my laptop screen.

“It’s a jellyfish, sweetie. These are all jellyfish.” Richard Sherman is still in the game. The Titans kick a field goal, 6-0.

— My son’s other obsession tonight — besides smashing his face into the couch — is the hokey-pokey. He’s no good at putting his hand in and shaking it all about, but he DOMINATES at turning around. He spins around in circles until he careens left and crashes into the credenza. He thinks it’s hilarious. He is correct.

— Stop me if you’ve heard this one: the Seahawks have a third-and-long, leading to a Russell Wilson sack. With the Seahawks missing their top two special teamers, Adoree’ Jackson takes the ensuing punt back for a score ... but it gets called back on a block in the back, yet another ticky-tack call. LET ‘EM PLAY, REFS.

After doing little on offense for 28 minutes, the Seahawks and Titans come alive inside the two-minute drill, with the Seahawks engineering a quick touchdown drive before the Titans kick another field goal to go into the locker room up 9-7.

— Rodgers is sacked again near the end of the half, and the Bengals call timeout to force the Packers to punt ... but the punt is muffed! The Packers recover, but the clock runs out during the scramble for the ball. Y’know, looking back on this play, I probably didn’t need to write this paragraph.

LATE GAMES, SECOND HALF

— On Sundays, the kids are supposed to take a bath together, but they’ve got their own ideas about that; my son refuses to sit down, and my daughter screams “I’m not ready yet!” any time we pick her up. So, separate baths.

At one point, as both kids cry, I see the referees signal TDs for Seahawks and Packers, but not the touchdowns themselves.

— The Seahawks defense looks tired. The tackling on Rishard Matthews’ 55-yard TD is pitiful (and, ahem, aided by the tight end tackling Kam Chancellor from behind, I REGRET ASKING FOR LESS OFFICIATING), and they’re similarly flat-footed on Jonnu Smith’s 24-yard score that puts the Titans up 23-14.

— Following a sack on third-and-seven, the Bengals miss a field goal. They still lead 21-14, but now it looks tenuous.

— The Seahawks never look close to completing a third-and-11; they are now 2/10 on third downs. Before they punt, RedZone clicks back to Bengals-Packers.

I see it on Twitter first: DeMarco Murray has scored on a 75-yard run. It’s a little after 6:30; my kids will be going to bed in the next half-hour. I pause the TV. “Actually,” I say to my wife, then turn the TV and cable box off completely as a way of finishing the sentence. “But can you still pick up where you paused?” my wife asks. “Nope,” I say, and that’s the point, because I’m a dumb baby who hates watching his stupid football team.

— My daughter, who refused to eat dinner at the prescribed hour, is finally eating her spaghetti as long as I’m reading the same four godforsaken Halloween books I’ve been reading to her for the last two days. My wife got those books out of the closet when she was in there to get something else and she “just happened to see them.” There are five weeks until Halloween. In a month, this column might be about divorce.

— I put the kids to bed at 7:00, and turn the TV back on. The Seahawks have the ball and trail 33-20 with about 8:30 left, which means this will be just stupid enough to keep me watching as the Seahawks lose by one score. Almost immediately, Seattle’s dangerous-looking drive gets blown up by intentional grounding, setting up third-and-29, then fourth-and-22.

They go for it. It’s a ... Hail Mary into the end zone?

Seahawks just whiffed on a three-man rush on 4th and 22. Wilson had about .7 seconds to throw. Embarrassing.

— Robert Klemko (@RobertKlemko) September 24, 2017

The half-moon of regret that is the Seahawks offensive line. Couldn't protect for four seconds against a three-man rush on fourth-and-22. http://pic.twitter.com/kSVeZGLUjh

— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) September 24, 2017

That Barnwell tweet is all I need this season. Finally, a nickname for an utterly unworthy unit. The Half-Moon of Regret. Might not be as catchy as Legion of Boom, but I’m determined to make it stick.

— TV back on, Seahawks have the ball and trail 33-20 with 8:30 left. With just under 8:00 remaining, RW intentional grounding, 3rd and 29.

— KC still up 17-10. What the shit? Have they just been playing backgammon for the second half?

— Some good endings brewing: the Packers are in the two-minute drill down seven; Chargers down seven with the ball and four minutes remaining. The Seahawks have just scored to cut the lead to six, but need an onside kick for any realistic hope.

— Rivers sacked on third-and-10 by Justin Houston, and Kansas City easily recovers the onside kick. But hey! We still have excitement in Green Bay: first-and-goal for the Packers with 30 seconds.

— Jordy Nelson scores his second touchdown of the game. Big ups to Jordy for being questionable all week after last week’s zero-catch scratch. That way he could produce zero points for my fantasy team last week and make me gun-shy enough to bench him this week. THANKS FOR TWO KINDS OF NOTHING.

Green Bay kicks the PAT to go to overtime, even though Mike McCarthy ALWAYS loses the toss, then watches as the game ends without Aaron Rodgers ever touching the ball in OT. It’s so good to see a coach refuse to adapt or take chances or learn from his mistakes in any way. I think it’s great that he’s singe-handedly prevented the best quarterback of all time from winning more than one championship. Give him a lifetime contract, I say, so he can be mediocre forever.

Whatever, I’m all for Cincinnati-Green Bay going to overtime, because I always want more of any game called by Tony Romo. No one this new to a job should be THIS good at it.

Tony Romo is so good, I'm glad CBS finally gave Jim Nantz a broadcast partner who wasn't a talking block of marzipan

— BUM CHILLIPS (@edsbs) September 24, 2017

— The Packers, after losing the coin toss (of course) miraculously force the Bengals to punt. Facing third-and-10 from his own 22, Rodgers hits Geronimo Allison deep on a free play, because that’s what Aaron Rodgers does: murder you on free plays. Allison winds his way inside the Bengals 10-yard-line, and this one’s over.