#i was severely under-dressed for this night btw lmao

[stonebutchery]

Speed Ratliff fanclub

here's a picture of me operating a boom mic on a 19°F (-7.22°C) night while shooting my friend's student film

[chickensarentcheap]

Esme stuff :) Tyler centric :)

@tragiclyhip​, @youflickedtooharddamnit​, @secretaryunpaid​

Someone had a rough night. LMAO.

Both Millie and TJ had (very noisy) sleepovers with friends and I went out with my sister and came home so drunk that he had to carry me upstairs to bed and then I proceeded to pass out in the middle of feeling extremely amorous.   And although I apparently gave him ‘blue balls’, he still undressed me and put me in pyjamas and then fetched the puke bucket several times during the night.

Needless to say,  he’s feeling it this morning.  

Missing your bachelor days right about now, aren’t you Tae LOL

Tyler swears that Nugget is starting to look more like me, but does he not look like his dad here? Even the expression?  

LOL

That’s a Tyler look for sure 

When you're married to the hottest guy on earth.  He just gets better and better with age. While I look more and more like a busted can of biscuits.   Yet he doesn’t seem to care that I’m a mess (and not a hot one either, and he still sticks around and seems to be horny ALL THE TIME). So suck on that, thirsty bishes,  He’s all mine. 

The new ‘thing’ at our house is Tanner going into the gym to hang out with his dad while he works out.  So Tae will forgo listening to music in favour of Tanner reading to him from his favourite book of the moment.  Today however, Tanner brought in a joke book he’d found at the school book fair and apparently,  that shit is hilarious lol

And look at that adorable, clean shaven face.  I prefer the beard (as do the kids) but there’s doing he’s cute AF.

We just got her buckled in and the husband starts the truck, then sniffs the air and quickly turns the ignition off.

“Esme....check on your baby.” 

LOL

I thought she was YOUR baby,  husband. Your peanut.

Now she’s just mine?

Feels like so long ago! But baby Tanner.  In the NICU. And wearing daddy’s wedding ring.   It was a long road and we came so close to losing him so many times, but now he’s ten years old and the healthiest person in the house!  Now he loves to tell anyone who will listen that his twin brother ‘tried to kill me when we were in mum’s tummy’

Our first winter trip to the lake house.  Senior and Junior taking in the view.  My humongous  -and always and forever- love and one of my little loves :)

Back in Colorado. At the very end of the longest and most painful six months of my life.   We reconciled (under certain ‘rules’ that had to be followed) and he was finally home to stay after an eight week stint in rehab.   Clean and sober and healthier than ever.  And both of us ready to start from scratch :)

What’s more beautiful? The sunset? or the man?

I’m going with the man.

It’s hard to lay claim to him when he’s dressed like that.

*sigh* Yeah...he’s mine.

lol

Nice thighs tho, babe.   I just want to bite them.  

My husband is no ‘multiple trip bitch’ as he calls it.   He’s like this when carrying the groceries in the house too, btw. 

And holy arms, batman.  holy...everything.

#yum

That’s his “I’m going to rail the shit out of you later” look ;)

Sadly, we’re both going to have to wait. We have company. I guess he approves of the new sundress I’m wearing?  Is that what did? Or because I told him that underneath: no bra, no underwear? 

I don’t know where the foul language comes from, but she’s yelling “Where’s my f*cking bubby! (sippy cup)” as she wanders through the house.

Cheap labour. All he asks for is snuggles, apple juice, and goldfish crackers. 

Just a lazy night in the Rake house :)

A new baby means new ink :)

We’re in Finland! Just us.  And he’s ignoring me because apparently I’m too many pictures him when I’m supposed taking pictures of all the sights.

Baby, you’re the best sight of them all.

#Iwuvyou #bunches

[ackermansupremacy]

Porco, pieck, zeke, and reiner headcannon with a partner who’s a warrior? I love your work btw!

These compliments mean so much to me ;-;

Porco, Pieck, Zeke and Reiner with a warrior s/o

Splash of angst warning!

Porco

Lowkey a simp lol

You guys probably met while training

He had his eye on you a lil bit

But you were always so focused on your training that you never really noticed him

Until he really started putting himself out there for you 💀

Then he started catching your attention a bit

When you two actually started dating he tried his best to remind himself not to be overly protective

He knew that if you were able to get this far you didn’t constantly need him to protect you

This didn’t stop him from hovering around whatever area your in a bit though

And stepping in whenever things start to look bad, but that was a rare occasion

One time he straight up GRABBED you in his titan form when you were almost severely injured

You really chewed him out for that one...

He always comes out of battles way more roughed up than you

You like to tend to his wounds sometimes

He doesn’t need it obviously, but he thinks its really kind of you to do and it feels like an intimate moment between the two of you so he would never stop you

He sneaks extra food rations for you guys too sometimes

“Babe look what I found!” “Found or stole?” “...Yes.”

Most of the time you spend together is always under serious circumstances so the time you guys spend together out of that is COMPLETE tomfoolery (as Zeke calls it)

Nothing really stupid, little childish things.

Ways to relive the childhood you didn’t really have

Its not often that you get to spend time with each other without the heavy atmosphere of war

So he likes to take you to old empty kids playgrounds at night where you can play on the swingset and stargaze

Like its just you and him in the whole world ❤️

Pieck

My girl!!

You and Pieck have been friends for as long as you can remember

But it wasn’t until you guys got older that there started to be sparks

Training wasn’t as difficult when you had each other

You guys got scolded a lot for talking during training

Shes pretty distracting lol

You guys never really formally declared that you were together

But one day someone asked and the two of you were just like “....yeah, we are”

Pieck is exact opposite to Porco

Shes not protective at all

Not in a bad way or anything!

She knows you, and she knows what you’re capable of

So she knows better than to worry herself too much over it

But of course she does a little bit cuz she loves you

After any kind of fight goes down she always goes to find you first

She always dresses your wounds and pokes fun at you a bit to ease the tension

“You’re so clumsy!! Its cute.” “Pieck I got shot??”

Her lighthearted approach to it always makes you feel better

She swears up and down thats why you have such speedy recoveries

In reality, she just takes care of you really well

She feels like since she doesn’t protect you on the battlefield she’ll definitely protect you off of it

Shes so sweet, I think shes like a lil fairy

She finds little things and brings them to you all excited

“Look what i found!” “What is it..?” “I don’t know! :D”

It always sets you off on little adventures to find out what strange things shes found are

She once found a ring and makes you wear it whenever you guys go out to fight

She always kisses it and calls it your good luck charm

For just a little piece of metal, it makes the two of you feel calmer when marching to your potential death

Even though shes very confident in her and her titans ability, the real reason why she gives you all the little trinkets is so you have something to remember her by if something suddenly goes south....

So shes really really happy that you keep them, but she didn’t realize you kept them for the same reason she gave them to you

Zeke

Ahahaha you? The love of his life? On the BATTLEFIELD?

I think not

He knows you’re strong, he knows what you’re capable of and he knows you could hold your own out there

But hes also met Levi Ackerman

So he KNOWS whats out there

He trusts you, but not that much LMAO

And if you somehow are able to convince him to let you go out there you best believe you’ll have the safest job

Like being inside the carts artilery or a medic

He MUCH prefers when you don’t fight at all but do your part behind the scenes

Like organizing battle plans or preparing things for the mission itself rather than going on it yourself

He just doesn’t want to risk losing you

“Zeke you know i can handle myself out there” “You sure can” “You mean I can go?” “No.”

Would pull some serious strings to keep you off the battlefield

He thinks of you, his beloved lover like a breath of fresh air from all the war things that he deals with daily

He prefers to keep you out of things as much as he can for that reason

He doesn’t like being selfish about it

But he can’t help it, not when it comes to you

He values you too much

So whenever you guys aren’t in uniform he just,,,won’t discuss war things with you

He just wants to value the time he has with you outside of it because he already has so much time with you inside of it

Hes very different when his mind isn’t racing about it

Much less stiff and composed because he lets himself loose

Because he trusts himself to do that around you

After all, your the most secure thing in his crazy and twisted life

Reiner

SO PROTECTIVE

Dating or not dating this man loves you and thats that

He doesn’t have quite as much pull as Zeke does so hes unable to completely get you off the battlefield

But that doesn’t mean he won’t go to extreme lengths to protect you

If he hears you scream or cry out on thr battlefield...

Titan form, human form he doesn’t care

He will come RUNNING

He would carry you around on the armored titans shoulder if he could

His time with you off the battlefield is by far his favorite

He doesn’t even count the time you guys spend together in uniform

You guys are so used to the wages of war its almost robotic

But of course, its a different story when the two of you are alone

Typically at night

Its the one time the two of you can just pretend everything is okay

He likes to do peaceful things with you

Like read, or help you cook sometimes

He takes you out a lot too uwu

Sometimes a nice restaurant is just what you two need to unwind

Or maybe a visit to a play the two of you spent a lot of time as kids to bask in the nostalgia a bit

Hes still protective of you off the battlefield

After all hes been through hes scared you’ll slip through his fingers too

So he hides you away and protects you

Like a precious gem someone could try to steal away any moment

You really are the light of his life, he adores you

Just make sure to keep safe okay? :)

****

I am LIVING for these marley requests i will take any reason to write about them 💀 I kinda popped off with Pieck (-_-;)>

I really really hope you liked it! Thanks for requesting!

[herohotline]

Beneath the Mask (Shouto Todoroki x You)

A/N: yeah btw im super into persona 5 LKNKGJ lmao. Happy birthday, Shouto!!\

A Link To The Song

Summary: It’s Shouto’s birthday and his friends convince him to go out. A masked wonder begins to sing at one of the bars they stumble into, singing a melody that completely captivates him. Or are you really a stranger?

Where have you been?

Shouto Todoroki was a quiet, reserved sort of man. As he grew up and graduated from high school, he became more so like his teacher than he would have ever thought- often shying away from the cameras and fame. He kept contact with all his classmates, but besides that, his connections were limited to very few- often professional contacts for hero work. 

If he’s not working, he’s usually at home. But tonight, his friends demanded, tonight he will go out to several bars and enjoy himself. Because today was Shouto’s birthday, and it called for a celebration. If it wasn’t for Izuku and Uraraka’s gentle- but firm- coaxing, he’d probably spend it inside by himself (again). 

The first place the rather heavy group (Izuku, Uraraka, Iida, Tsuyu, Momo and surprisingly Bakugo and Kirishima) went to wasn’t super exciting, so they quickly moved on to the next bar. It didn’t look promising either- until the music started to play, catching the fire-and-ice user’s attention. 

Been searching all along, 

Came facing twilight on and on.

“This place blows,” Bakugo groans, leaning against the bar they sat at with a sour look on his face. Shouto just hums, keeping his eyes on the singer at the stage. 

They were clearly dressed up for the event- though, this is probably their job, so that’s a given. Their clothes were simple and modest but hugged their body in an elegant, beautiful kind of way. Surprisingly, on their face was a simple black mask. 

Without a clue, without a sign, without grasping yet- 

The real question to be asked, 

Where have I been?

“Do you want to head out?” Izuku’s head pops up into Shouto’s vision. He moves his head to the side so he can keep his eye on the singer. “Huh?” Izuku follows his gaze before going ‘ooh’ under his breath. 

“He’s totally captivated,” He hears one of the girls snicker from behind him. Shouto would glare- if he wasn’t busy looking at the singer. The weird thing is- he swears that he recognizes them. 

I’m a shapeshifter, 

At Poe’s masquerade, 

Hiding both face and mind, all free for you to draw.

That’s when you begin to dance. Slow, graceful movements that catch his attention even more. 

“They’re pretty,” Shouto says, the drink he’s nursing in his hand nearly empty. Kirishima snags it away from him, drinking the rest and placing it on the bar with a satisfied ‘aaah’, but Shouto doesn’t mind. 

“You are the birthday boy. Maybe they’ll give you a dance,” Bakugo snickers and gets a clean smack on the head from Tsuyu. 

“They’re not that kind of performer, don’t be rude.”

His friends continue to chatter, but his attention remains on the performance. In a swift second and a twirl, your eyes meet his from beneath the mask. 

I’m a shapeshifter, what else should I be?

Please don’t take off my mask, 

Revealing dark

Shouto feels frozen- and it’s not from his quirk. You hold him still in your gaze, the song continuing as you dance along with it. And then, surprisingly, you head his way. His friends grow quiet as they watch, one of your hands meeting the bar as you grow closer. 

Moments of calm,

Nothing left to be found,

A mirror right in front of me, that’s where I find

Your hand nearly touches his- so close- before you pick up his glass. You smile at him coyly, something that makes his hairs stand on end. 

An empty glass, 

Reflecting the sad truth,

You gaze at it, mostly for performance, but there’s a look in your eye that Shouto can’t place. Your expression grows resigned as you place the cup back down- upside down, the last of the drink dripping down onto the wood. His eyes meet yours again.

It’s telling words not to be told,

I need the mask.

The chorus begins again after that and you drift away with it, leaving Shouto behind as he watches you dance. A desperate breath escapes Uraraka then, who shakes in her seat. “Oh my God, that was so intense. Did you feel that?”

Momo’s eyes are wide as she leans in and whispers in Uraraka’s ear. It’s not quiet, though, Shouto can hear her perfectly- “talk about sexual tension.”

I’m a shapeshifter, 

At Poe’s masquerade, 

Hiding both face and mind, all free for you to draw.

He rolls his eyes. “That’s not it. Don’t you think they’re familiar?” 

“Familiar?” Kirishima’s face scrunches up. He looks over to you, as does the rest of the group. They think it too, right? There’s something about you. 

I’m a shapeshifter, 

Chained down to my core.

“Now that you mention it, yeah,” Izuku hums. “But I can’t tell with that mask.”

Bakugo snorts. “That’s the point.”

“Yeah, well-”

Please don’t take off my mask,

My place to hide.

That’s when you come down to their group again. Your hand is outstretched, an invitation- for who?

For Shouto, of course. 

He looks at you, baffled, and you just smile at him and stretch your fingers to persuade him. It works, because not a second later his hand is in yours as you drag him out of his seat and toward the center of the bar. You lead him into a mesmerizing waltz- something that’s strange for the setting but somehow fits. 

Shouto hates the spotlight- he hates attention. But dancing with you- someone he’s unsure is a stranger- having you look at him like that, it’s like he’s pulled into a separate world where none of that matters. 

I can’t tell you how to see me, 

Just a cage of bones, 

There’s nothing inside

Your hand grasps his jaw gently. 

Will it unleash me?

Burning down my walls,

Is there a way for me to break?

Your mask suddenly falls off your face, falling to the floor in dust- an illusion. A familiar face greets him and Shouto can’t believe he didn’t realize it before- 

Because he knew you. 

I’m a shapeshifter, 

At Poe’s masquerade,

Hiding both face and mind, all free for you to draw

As you spin together in the center of the room, his friends finally see who it is and it’s impossible not to hear the collective gasp. You wink someone’s way, and when he turns his head to see who, he sees Bakugo silently raising his glass with a sly grin. 

He should have known. 

You turn his attention back to you, grabbing both sides of his face. Your smile is as dazzling as ever and he can’t help but smile back, pulling you a little closer as you continue to sing. 

I’m a shapeshifter, 

Had no face to show. 

Please don’t take off my mask, 

My disguise. 

There’s an applause at the end of the performance and Shouto doesn’t pay it any mind- something he’s done a lot of tonight. “I thought you didn’t come back until next month,” he says. You chuckle as you use your hands on his face to get him closer, kissing his lips like you’d been wanting to the entire night. 

“I wanted to surprise you,” you whisper against his lips. “And I wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday.”

“You already did a thousand times on the phone.”

“Yeah- still! I surprised you, didn’t I?”

Shouto nods, slowly bringing you back to where he sat before and his friends waited for him. “You did. I’m surprised I didn’t realize you were using your quirk.” You smack his chest. 

“I wouldn’t be a really good hero if you could!”

Your name is yelled out in a chorus as your friends gather around, successfully drawing you away from Shouto as you’re embraced by Izuku and Kirishima. Shouto just watches with a smile, leaning against the bar. 

“Thank you, Bakugo,” he whispers. Bakugo rolls his eyes. 

“Happy birthday,” he takes another drink from his beer, clearly trying to shush him. 

“How’d you do it?” He watches you- his partner- positively beam as you reconnect with the rest of the group. If Bakugo orchestrated it, he’s surprised he didn’t tell anyone. They all seem genuinely surprised to see you. 

“Pulled a few strings, but does it matter?” He hides his smile behind the glass of his bottle. “Get out of here and fuck each other like crazy, man.”

“Well, I won’t say no to such a graceful offer,” Shouto snorts. 

He lets you talk with everyone else for a few more minutes, but his patience unsurprisingly wears thin shortly and soon the both of you are waving goodbye, your hand around Shouto’s arm and snuggling in. The walk home was too long, so you wait for a taxi to come in the cold. There’s a comfortable silence between you two before you break it. 

“Did you like the song?” 

Shouto looks down at you. You’re blushing- probably from the question and the cold. “I did. Even if you were making me think you were someone else… I was captivated by you.” 

You smile and coo at his answer. “Aww, that’s because you’re just so in love with me, right?”

“Exactly.”

“Good!” The taxi approaches, cutting the conversation off as both of you slip in and Shouto gives directions to your shared apartment. “I’m glad I was able to see you tonight.”

Shouto kisses you quickly- shyly before the driver can see. “You should sing more. It’s very pretty.”

“Maybe I’ll sing for you tonight, birthday boy,” your eyebrows wiggle at him. It’s touching to know that your mind and Bakugo’s are right in the same place, really. 

“Is that a promise?”

“Fuck yeah.”

[shy-marker-pliers]

High school AU thingamabob

Dark

17 year old senior

class president and is kinda high and mighty about it tbh

“yes i know student council can’t really make any changes without the input of the superintendent but IM THE PRESIDENT AND YOU’RE NOT SO SUCK MY DI-“

does sound/lights for all the shows the school puts on

dating wilford and no one knows how or why they’re together

had a deep as hell voice and a beard the second he hit puberty

takes every ethics/psychology class he can

wants to be a lawyer

that one kid that everyone fears but is actually kinda chill if not a little surly

wears a collared shirt and tie to school every day and would totally get made fun of for it if he wasn’t terrifying

listens to classical music unironically

“oh my god i’m so going to fail this test” *proceeds to get the highest grade in the class*

protector of the gays™️

person: *says something mean to a student because they’re lgbtq+*

Dark: *teleports in front of said student* omae wa mou shindeiru

Wilford

19 year old senior

Yes he still has the mustache

doesn’t give a fuck about what anyone thinks of him

deadass wore a dress to school after one of his friends got made fun of because she wore a suit to a school dance

b u f f a s h e l l

could bench press a teacher if he really tried

on the cheer team

“no i’m not wearing pants, this miniskirt makes my ass look great!”

everyone’s bodyguard

usually attracts a crowd of nervous underclassmen

has mild dyslexia

tol

gives his friends piggyback rides

president of the drama club

works hard enough in school to pass his classes but that’s pretty much it

sleeps in class

Bim

15 year old freshman

vice president of the drama club

wilfords shadow

first freshman to help run the drama club and shoves it in everyone’s face

shouts his gayness from the rooftops

secretly super insecure

loves plants and helps out in the schools greenhouse

named all of the plants but if you tell anyone he’ll stab you

gets mostly B’s and C’s

has mild ocd but not enough to affect him severely

talks like a game show host cause he thinks it makes him sound attractive

it doesn’t

Google(s)

16 year old juniors

identical quadruplets

they have to wear different colors every day or else no one knows which one is which

they’re called the googles because their backpacks match the colors of the chrome logo and they’re super smart

straight A 4.0 GPA students but Oliver has to try a little harder than his brothers

all of them are in the robotics team except for ollie

Blue works on programming and red and green are on the build team

Ollie is the sweetest day of sunshine to ever exist and everyone loves him

he’s basically adopted Eric as his lil bro

tutors people in the library every tuesday and thursday

the other googles disapprove of his relationship with bing but he makes ollie happy so they don’t do anything about it

they all work in a supermarket and they’re saving up for college

ollie wants to be a vet, red and green want to be engineers, and blue wants to be a web developer

Bing

17 year old junior

mostly A’s, a few B’s.

his full name is zachary bing but people call him bing because he’s always trying to one up the googles

dudebro

was pining after ollie for months before chase finally felt sorry for him and told ollie how he felt

they’re dating now and it’s adorable

so soft for his boyf

a really good skater and wins a lot of local competitions

doesn’t study but still gets p good grades

wears sunglasses all the time because he has light sensitivity

Has ADHD

s t r o n k

always challenges people to arm wrestle him

can sing really well and plays gitaur

shares a youtube channel with chase where they skate and to challenges and stuff

Dr. ipiler

18 year old senior

Everyone calls him doc because he helps the school nurse and takes every single biology and health class there is

all A’s

really wants to be a surgeon

best friends with Schneep

huge star trek/harry potter nerd (ravenclaw if you’re wondering)

almost always at schneep’s house studying or just chillin’

kind of a control freak

thinks he’s charismatic but he’s actually kinda annoying

but annoying in a funny way

has a pet ferret that he sneaks into school

feral

espresso and sugar flows through his veins

“i actually got a good sleep last night.” “oh really?” “yeah bro i got a whole half hour!”

super dark bags under his eyes

Host

17 year old junior

all A’s except for in gym class

he has eyes in this

his real name is Simon Charles Teller (there are specific meanings to those names btw look them up) but he’s called The Host because he does morning announcements every day.

has gold eyes and a lot of people find it unnerving

“hey i have a podcast you should totally listen to it”

nocturnal

spends all of his free time in the library

always reading in class but the teachers don’t really care bc his grades are good and he does his homework

wants to be an english/poetry teacher

crushing on the cute shy kid from his english class

doesn’t talk much but he’ll still be nice to you

that one kid who’s always correcting the teachers

Runs the D&D club (he’s the dungeon master)

Eric Derekson

16 year old junior

Mostly high B’s, a couple of A’s.

lives with his uncle mark after he ran away from his abusive dad and is living a happy life

the guy that always volunteers to take care of the class pets over the weekend

animals love him

has anxiety, mild paranoia and autism.

animals, harry potter, and pokémon are his hyperfixations.

he also really likes gardening

crushing big time on hostioli

spends his entire english class staring at him and blushing

is seriously considering joining D&D club just to be able to talk to him

he’s in the art club

wants to be a vet and maybe do some freelance art stuff on the side

Ollie keeps yelling at him to just ask host out already but he’s too nervous

my poor bb boi

Wears sweaters all the time

wears headphones to block out noise if it ever gets too loud at he goes into sensory overload

disaster bi

Yan

18 year old senior

gets C’s

non-binary

has a makeup tutorial channel on youtube and has a pretty decent following

That one weeb

dyes their hair a new color every week

also has a new crush every week

everyone knows who their newest victim is because they never stop watching them

draws anime or cute animals for every art class

wants to be a a fashion designer

does MMA

everyone kinda stears clear of them

writes their first initial along with their crush’s on every notebook they own

has gotten suspended for beating kids up on multiple occasions

doesn’t really have that many friends but they don’t mind

spends their lunches watching their crush

in the drama club and the art club

Randall Voorhees

18 year old senior

C’s and D’s

Eric’s cousin/bodyguard

they have a lot of the same classes and walk everywhere together

loves animals and has like 10 pet rats

he doesn’t really care about his grades because he knows that he wants to be a woodworker/construction guy

makes little houses out of scrap wood for his rats and Eric thinks it’s adorable

always sneaks his rats to school and lets them have play dates with dr. iplier’s ferret

“nO IM NOT RELATED TO JASON VOORHEES HES NOT EVEN REAL SO SHUT THE HELL UP-“

used to live in nyc in queens and still has a pretty strong accent

completely incomprehensible when he’s excited or angry bc of the accent

everyone is jealous of his hair

spends like 100 dollars on shampoo and conditioner and stuff but it’s worth it

acts like the straightest guy in existence but could not be more gay

his boots are always muddy

Yancy

16 year old sophomore

his name is Yancy Bird

g...get it? like jailbird? ahaha...ok i’ll stop

permanent resident of the detention room

but he gets to just chill out and read for an hour so he doesn’t really mind

mostly gets detention for beating up kids that bully others

fuck the system

always wears a leather jacket and blue jeans

“hey, the 50’s called and they want their-“ SMACK. “shut up.”

takes a lot of criminal justice and psychology classes ironically

in the botany club but if you tell anyone they’ll never find your body

everyone is surprised when they find out he’s friends with Eric and ollie

pan but in denial

“i’m not gay guys, that ain’t me, i’m just comfortable with my sexuality. so i can admit when i see a guy with a handsome face and pretty eyes-“

that song is great btw you should listen to it

anyway

always makes really dark jokes and everyone is like “are you ok?”

except for his friends they just laugh

“lmao wouldn’t it be funny if everyone like...died”