#i was originally gonna have the roles flipped because terezi would do some petty shit like that to investigate something
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Vriska: Terezi, I cant help 8ut notice that the chocol8 chips cookies you 8rought to the potluck yesterday had 8ad vi8es.
Vriska: So I went through your ca8inets while you were sleeping and checked out the chocol8 chips you used. I mean they looked innocent on the surface, they were even fair trade certified.
Vriska: 8ut I just couldn't shake that itching sense that sometning was off.
Vriska: I infiltr8d the chocol8 company's headquarters 8y posing as IT support. and you know what I found?
Vriska: The guy who designed the la8els got a dui in 2007. So it turns out my instincts were right and you're a terri8le person.
#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#vriska serket#terezi pyrope#mod terezi#i was originally gonna have the roles flipped because terezi would do some petty shit like that to investigate something#but then i realized it would make more sense for vriska 'i must drag everyone down to my level' serket do mental gymnastics here instead
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