#i was literally going 'omg hi nahida!!'

[nacrelysis]

whenever i think about wanderer, i can't help but conclude that that the bird in his demo is nahida. like beyond the recurring motif of nahida being a bird - first in a cage, now free of her restraints - i think that's just something she would do.

i can definitely see her accompanying wanderer on his travels even though he's like "i don't need your help" because she wants him to enjoy his new experiences and make friends. while also maybe annoying him a little.

like, wanderer's first reaction to the bird persistently following him in his demo -> "oh, not you again" energy -> "fine you can join me just don't bother me"...peak edgy younger brother going out the door + protective but teasing older sister dynamic. and guess who has the driver's license of the two of them, lmao...two guesses and the first doesn't count.

(also i find it interesting that his demo is titled "of solitude past and present" but...with nahida by his side, and in this case literally, wanderer isn't alone anymore. and he doesn't have to be, doesn't have to face his fears on his own, ever again.)

[mukimokai]

having "childlike wonder" doesn't mean a character is "childish" or a little baby

childlike wonder is an attitude: of finding joy in the mundane and enjoying the simpler things in life. Having an inherent interest and excitement in new things, places, and experiences. Wanting to take in every detail of something, even if it's something small. It drives exploration and discovery, wanting to know how the world works and figure it all out. Having inquisitive minds. Being fascinated by the world around oneself. Being open to new perspectives.

childlike wonder doesn't mean "childish."

Yeah. I believe Alhaitham can see Aranara. It makes perfect sense because he has every quality listed above.

Yes: Alhaitham has childlike wonder. No, he is not childish. There is a distinction between "childlike wonder" and "being childish"

So can he see Aranara? Most likely yes, it's probably canon: Web events have always been that way anyway, always introducing you to the characters and their respective personalities and interactions if there are any. Web events are canon in the sense that: if the scenario happening in the event took place, this is how the character would act in said scenario.

Yes, I do think there is enough evidence he can see them just looking at his character as a whole: plus why else would the Sumeru lobby have us turn into Aranara if almost the entire Sumeru cast were adults that the Aranara don't inherently trust? The only character who would've been there in that case would've been Nahida but we had Alhaitham and Nilou as well? And it makes sense for them to be able to see the Aranara so like. I was actually completely unsurprised that Alhaitham and Nilou could see them so uhhh-

oh and also. to the ppl who say "Kaveh can't see the Aranara bcz he's traumatized" girlie. the one child in Yoimiya's quest was going through such a traumatic illness and she could still see them.

Kaveh can't see the Aranara not because he's traumatized or whatever. but because he's pushed away his past. Kaveh is actively removing himself from childlike wonder in favour of idealism: he is constantly chasing after his goals, constantly trying to do more and more, constantly striving for perfection that he forgets the mundane, everyday things in life due to the sheer amount of stress he is putting on himself on a day-to-day basis. Kaveh is also not open to new perspectives; following his own ideals to a point and shutting away anything that contradicts his ideals. He is not an inherently curious character either; we've only seen him comment on a few things that pique his curiosity (i.e. the one voice line abt lightning) but as a whole, he's not interested in much else if it doesn't have to do with the arts or things he is passionate about which is unlike Alhaitham who seems to take an interest in literally everything other than gossip.

again: childlike wonder and being childish are different things, PLEASE understand that...

i might have 50 million people come at my throat for my take on all this but like ykw idgaf: I'm entitled to my opinion and this is how i see the whole situation.

I do think people who said it's "out-of-character" for Alhaitham to see Aranara are either mischaracterizing him or they don't understand what exactly it takes for Aranara to be seen by adults. Maybe it's both; i know a lot of people skipped the Aranara quest dialogue, and, for the longest time, Alhaitham has been one of the most wildly mischaracterized characters in the fandom (and still is being mischaracterized to this day unfortunately) so idk tbh.

and ppl always say Nilou is bland so like... i don't think ppl pay much attention to her at all which is unfortunate because she's really silly actually. Nilou stan number 1 right here tbh.

idk it's just my thoughts on it: yeah I do think it can be seen as "basically canon" but I don't think it should be used to justify "omg!! hahahahah they're so childish lmaoo!! alhaitham and nilou are such babies ahahah!"

like. gen. nuh uh. what.

yes i call them babies because they're my babies but that's just bcz i like their characters, i called them that even before this whole fiasco with the aranara... so like. uhm.

this was way longer than i planned it to be. sorry for the yapfest holy.

considered not posting this but eh who cares, it's just my take lol

[thatdeadaquarius]

This is riding off the language stuff in sagau but I just cant get it out of my head a reader who uses tumblr slang every once in a while. like they meet the Traveller and they're like "Omg I'm so cheesed to meet you!!" And the Traveller is just like "???" meanwhile Paimon integrates that into her vocabulary. And then maybe at some point, if the reader has a vision they're like "MAIMING AND BITING YOU" "THAT'S IT! I'M SENDING YOU TO EEBY DEEBY!" while their poor teammates are so confused. Just imagine going over to ppl like Razor, Klee, Chongyun and going "Awwww my lil scrunglos"

Just a very chaotic reader in general lmao

HEY WASSUP ANON

MY BRO THIS IS SO OLD BY NOW IM SO SORRY LMAO- SO ANYWAY HELLO!!! A DESSERT FOR UR PATIENCE 🍨🍧🛐

FOR WAITING SO LONG HERE IS SUM ASS WRITINF MY FRIEND HOPE U GET SMTH OUTTA IT

Bro imma be honest i missed out on some slang on tumblr bc i was off of it for awhile before i refreshed this old blog 

So my reaction to these slang words (except for scrunglies/scrunglos ik that one) is just as confused but also its rlly funny that im in the same situation as them LMAO 😭

☆

I would think honestly, even if ur doin it on purpose, 

I feel like some slang or refs r too ingrained into my soul to not make

So i would just accidentally use slang/memes, esp around funny ppl like Kaeya or Beidou, and then just give up eventually 💀

♤

So i stg everytime Xiao shows up in a event or smth it surprises me everytime lol

With his teleporting ability i would guess that if ur just chillin around Liyue anytime, Xiao just… shows up lol

Tea with Zhongli? Oh jesus Xiao’s here now.

Watching Xinyan and Yunjin play? Hes on the roof.

Picking ingredients with Xiangling to help her cook yall some amazing food?

Hes in the tree u were just picking Sunsettias in-

◇

So ur in Mondstadt, and ur like,

“oh well no Xiao here, huh kinda feels weird now”

eventually ur dumbass trips over nothing and goes tumbling down a hill, u know, as u do

Ur at the bottom like, 💀 

And its kinda hot and ur tired, and r selfaware of ur own goofiness so u just-

“I can see the end of the horizon, is this an internal dialouge-”

Xiao comes around the hill ur splayed at the bottom of.

UR STARTLED BC WTF MONDSTADT?? XIAO??? SO U JUST

“HATSUNE MIKU-”

CRYING-

AND XIAOS LIKE-

“??? No. It’s me. Xiao. The Yaksha Adeptus, my liege?”

HAHFLAHHAHA

AND HE KEEPS ASKING U WHO HATSUNE MIKU IS THE WHOLE WAY BACK TO THE CITY AS HE ESCORTS U LFMAO

♧

U see those scary ruin machines the ones with the fucking legs in Sumeru,

Cyno is ur bodyguard for the day, 

And at first he doesn’t see it, like its behind him, but it just like came around a corner, so it hasnt locked in on yall yet

(i headcanon that even if u r the Creator, these are machines, and dont have the sentience to even be self-aware let alone process wtf u are, ig if Khaeynriah made hella AI that is aware maybe it could fathom u)

◇

And u try to warn him but not scare him, so

“CYNO.

CYNO, THE HORSE IS HERE-”

Cue Cyno like

“A horse??? In the desert, Greatest Lord what the fu-”

Almost gets stomped on 😭 rip.

♡

U see Scara for the first time and u befriend him

Ur the only god besides Nahida he’s ok with aw

and one day he’s bodyguarding u around Sumeru 

He gets a little too into it and goes ham on several ruin machines

Like full on elmo burning anarchy meme, he's literally cackling floating above the pile of flaming metal-

And ur just clapping like: “that’s my skrunkly :) <3"

He literally interrupts his own cackle, its the most expressive youve ever seen him 

😶 😑 😶 ?????¿¿¿??¡¡?!!

HE WILL NOT STOP HARASSING U ABOUT WHAT IT MEANT LMAO

U usually define the words/memes as best u can but u specifically just call him that and never explain LOL

☆

🎵 HI. ITS ME. IM THE PROBLEM ITS ME. 🎵

SO SORRY ANON MY BEAUTY- I HOPE U CAN FORGIVE ME FOR TAKING SO LONG 🙏

I dont even mean just replying with a real thing^

I probably couldve posted ur ask w/o even adding onto it tbh

I dont think its anywhere near as chaotic as what u described but ya boy isnt the good at writing 😔

so i just focused on the memes 🤲

Have a good week anon :O !!

♡

Cheers,

🌒🌧🌊 💀Aquarius ♒️🌌🌘

♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[fatuismooches]

read ur SAGAU drabble earlier and GOSHHH I'm in a huge brainrot !! imagine descending on Teyvat and dropping at the Sanctuary of Surasthana unconscious and then meet the wanderer?? my pookie would literally explode seeing U in person after recognizing you aura (let's just pretend that descenders have a certain aura to them that makes people think of them as otherworldly or sumn, haha) he wouldnt know how to act, at ALL. brain? not braining. if he had a heart, he's definitely sure it's beating alot right now... oh, what a predicament.

OMG THANK YOU 😭😭💖 AND AHHHHH I LOVE THAT UR GIVING ME BRAINROT NOW TOO,,,

Imagine after you descend you realize the reality of your situation so you ask Nahida to hide you away here for a while, because you still need time to process this and you don't think you can handle other people right now. So the only two people you talk to are her and of course Wanderer, mostly the latter because he can't seem to stay away from you even though he scoffs and acts like his time is so precious! (Auntie Nahida's shipping you two ofc)

When he thinks about it, he almost cringes at himself at the way he acts around you. It's actually so funny - you're still unaware that he heard all of your unfiltered simping, and what's more is that he actually blushes at them more often than not. It's a good thing you were unconscious when Wanderer first saw you because he was internally freaking out that the person he's been admiring the whole time is right in front of him, flesh and blood and all.

Wanderer practically spends all of his time by your side, eagerly eating up your attention that's solely on him, not on the others at all for once. He doesn't see the point in meaningless conversations but for you?? He'll let you go on and on as he sits there silently and just listens. He still tries to keep up his usual grumpy and grouchy self but seeing your smile and laugh in person and not behind a screen for once is slowly chipping away at his walls. He's baffled someone can be so beautiful... but it's you after all. And you have no problems with giggling and praising and giving him all the affection in the world! When the Traveler and Paimon ask him where he's been, he just scoffs and tells them it's not their business. As if he's going to tell him he's been basking in the presence of the most glorious person alive, the one who's making his chest pound like crazy. He's clearly and undoubtedly your favorite, there's no need for you to bother with the others.

[https-furina]

this isn't like a request but more of a "may i have your thoughts on...?" :3 okay SOOO wanderer, he isn't used to the idea of love and affection right right so whenever reader tells him "i love you" instead of smiling and blushing i feel like it would hurt him (even a bit but wouldn't show it) scara angst.... sobs

omg yza !! giggling LOUDLY HI i came running when i saw this i was cooking dinner ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹

okay but no literally! love isn’t something he’s familiar with, he probably mocks the thought when he sees couples interacting or families in the streets of sumeru city - nahida keeps emphasising the importance of this ‘love’ and how it’s different for everyone but he can’t help but spite it? and she knows it too when he grimaces at her attempts at affection; holding onto one of his lanky fingers when they go for walks, swinging their arms or when she makes flower crowns and places them on a crown of indigo hair.

then he realises that he has nothing but negative connotations to those who were supposed to ‘love’ him. he’s had nothing but betrayal - even if it was not intended by the person (cough, those he loves dying) - from them and perhaps he associates love with betrayal. if they truly loved him, they would have stayed, right? his creator wouldn’t have dropped him like a pin, they wouldn’t have died, he wouldn’t have ended up so cold and heartless at the mere thought of showing emotions just to protect himself.

he knows that he ties love and betrayal together when he first meets the reader, he thinks that if he lefts himself get too close again, they’ll betray him just like everyone else. he puts up his bitter front, gritting his teeth and endlessly trying to shrug the reader off in hopes they’ll get tired and leave him alone.

they’re as persistent as always and even if he doesn’t vocally admit it, he longs for their ‘annoying’ company. subconsciously, he starts to show it in small acts of affection without even trying; cupping his hand on the edge of the table when the reader bends to pick up a dropped pen when they’re visiting him in the house of daena, making sure they don’t knock their head or assisting in carrying bags of groceries for them. for a moment, his association of love to betrayal is a fleeting thought he doesn’t cling to as heavily anymore.

“i love you” stings. it tastes awful on his tongue so he refuses to even utter it but it makes the shallow pits of his body shudder, fingers tightening around whatever is closest to him until his knuckles turn white.

he’d hoped they would have never said it, he’d pushed the thought long back in his mind but he feels so heavy at the idea that he’d fell in love because he expects the reader to betray them. he considers distancing himself but he knows nahida will never let him now - she loves the reader too much. he thinks he was so foolish to let his guard down to the point where it got to this. he’s preparing for a betrayal, wary for the next upcoming days but when everything continues, business as usual, it becomes just another passing thought. <3

[keiffeine]

HIII omg i love the way you write sm 😺😺 i was just wondering if u could write about Wanderer/scaramouche proposing to reader HAKALWNWHDOWLQ ive never seen a ff like this! It’s totally ok if it’s not ur style tho!! THANKUUUUUU

with gender-neutral reader.

genre: fluff

a/n: hopefully this was to your liking!

© all rights reserved to keiffeine. reposting, plagiarizing, modifying, and translating is not allowed.

• scaramouche worries about the whole thing. the ring is between his fingers; a silver band (holding a bright diamond in the center, if that’s something you like), shining in the light. he fidgets with it, anxiously wondering if you would be willing to spend the rest of your life with him.

• he goes to nahida, asking her all of the questions floating around in his head (“am i going to make a mistake?” “what if they say no, what then?” “am i even a good partner to begin with?”). it’s a little silly, how he’s confusing in a child, but considering that she is the literal god of wisdom…and seeing how he had no one else to ask these questions, who else can he really go to?

• “you’re worrying too much,” nahida says, shaking her head and dismissing his questions. “y/n loves you, you love them. is there anything else that needs to be said? i’m certain that they will accept.”

• with that, scaramouche feels assured, more confident in himself. so, he tucks the ring away in its box, keeping it secured in his pocket.

• he takes you somewhere far from the city, surrounding the both of you with beautiful scenery. it’s a secluded area, with lights dangling off from the trees and gorgeous sumeru flowers everywhere, with a picnic blanket laid out with food (earlier prepared by both scaramouche and nahida, because she wanted to help).

• scaramouche is just itching to take out the ring and open its box, revealing the shiny ring, but he doesn’t. not yet. he waits for the right moment, when the time is right and there’s a shift in the air that settles into a romantic mood.

• if you had been paying attention to him long enough, you would see him fidgeting with his fingers, or his gaze sometimes elsewhere like he was deep in thought, or puzzled.

• later into the night, when you’ve both mutually decided you’ve eaten as much as you can, scaramouche swallows nervously and turns his full body towards you.

• he clears his throat, taking your hands into his.

• “y/n,” he says, slowly, steadily, like he was testing the waters. “i’ve always felt lost, and everyone i’ve met thus far always come and go—for so long i’ve felt like i’d truly be alone for…for forever. but you—you’ve changed everything. you’ve given me the type of love i never wouldn’t imagined i’d have, a home that i can always go back to.”

• scaramouche chokes a little on his words. when you gaze up at him, his are watery, but he’s smiling. possibly, the brightest smile he’s ever given.

• he continues. “tonight, i wanted to ask…if you could make me the happiest person in teyvat…” slowly, he takes one hand and slips the box out of his pocket. he opens it, the ring shining under the light. “and marry me?”

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[kiryoutann]

AAAAAAAAAA Hajajbahajk

I am so sorry in advance I have lots to say

You do not know how many times I’ve read this! I was too eager to read the newest chapter while I was in public and my sensitive ass was emotional, I was already in tears when Ajax went to the Divine Tree.. my sis even confronted what was wrong with me sjdbjs

He didn’t even eat or rest from the usual long journey to be reduced to two days!?!?! he wasn’t waiting for anything.. he’s literally insane I LOVE HIM FOR THAT I was so happy the flower is fully bloomed. Ajax’s was mad driven for his wife’s recovery even if it met with war from Sumeru if Nahida stopped him. This is the redemption I like to see! UGLY SOBBING

I know the dialogue is different in this story but when he was wishing and talking about his old self, this was in my brain: “The old me would’ve done it in a heartbeat, no hesitation.” y/n really changed him completely MORE UGLY SOBBING ON KNEES AND SQUEEZING NUI CHILDE

I WAS IN LITERAL TEARS WHEN SHE READ HIS LETTER OMFGGGGG MFFGG OMM I NEEDED THE PRIVACY IN MY ROOM FOR IT

“I'll fertilize the fuck out of that tree so I can wish for you to come back to me.”

AYYOOOO??? I KNOW HES IN PAIN BUT DESPERATION LOOKS SO GOOD ON HIM

HE MADE A GORGEOUS GARDEN SOLELY FOR HER EUEUEUEUUUUUEUEUY I WAS LITERALLY CRYING WHEN SHE ASKED WHEN WILL HE BE BACK OOOO MY HEART WAS SQUEEZING BUT MY MASOCHISTIC ASS LOVED IT I THOUGHT HE DIED OR SOMETHING BECAUSE WE WENT FOR Y/N POV SHHDJS

THEYRE TOGETHER I AM HAPPY! THEY WERE LONGING FOR EACH OTHER YES YESSSS I WAS HAPPILY SCREAMING WHEN HE PICKED HER UP! AWAY FROM THE RAIN AND EYES OF OTHERS WOOOOO THAT WAS HOT OF UUU AJAX

“How I barred everyone from your room out of fear that someone else may hurt you again?”

cue on fully bawling my eyes out

*the spicy scene* I was so quiet for this my family was like wtff she was just crying AAAAAAA WOWWWW TYTY SO MUCH FOR THE UPDATE I WAS GOING THROUGH SO MANY EMOTIONS! ILYSM TAKE MY HEART SHHSJS TAKE CARE AND STAY HEALTHY!! 💗💗♥️🥰🥰

LMAOOOOOOO PLSSS. your entire family is now confused. AND HMHMHMHM YOU’RE RIGHT DESPERATION LOOKS HOT ON HIM OMG. get u a man who would cry kneel like ajax did for y/n. we changed him into a completely different person atp

THANK U FOR READING BABE! your thoughts always make me super duper happy and THANK U FOR THAT. hope you’re having a great day and a fantastic weekend. TAKE CARE ALRIGHT?!

[aha-chuu]

Predictions for Sumeru Archon Quest Interlude

This is based on the 3.3 trailer, livestream and previous lore - I don't know any story leaks and I don't wanna hear them.

I think that we're going to start the quest having gotten a message from either Nahida or Cyno or Al Haitham, and basically find out that Scara (I'm not calling him Wanderer lol) has woken up but has no memories. I think this is the direction for a few reasons; it's at least believable considering the head trauma from that fall and the gnosis being torn from him. I also don't think Harbinger!Scara would willingly help Nahida, regardless of the circumstances.

Besides, in the trailer we find out that this quest is about retrieving knowledge on Tatarasuna(?) from Irmunsul with Scara. Now, there's no reason to take Scara unless he's got some sort of info we don't have, but why wouldn't he just tell us that info if he's willingly helping us anyway? No memories. This then ties with the Haypasia tangent from the archon quest, that Dottore wanted her in Fatui custody because she had seen Scara's memories and therefore knew too much. I doubt she recalls those details now, but the traveller would probably be curious to find out info that the Fatui want kept secret.

So we go to Irmunsul with Scara and sort through his memories. In the trailer these flash by in reverse order, ending with Ei, which could be the order in the quest too. But that would mean starting with Fatui stuff...

Oh btw. I believe that the scene where Dottore is addressing the Jester is a memory from when he recruited Scara, since the scenery is of Inazuma. But I don't think every Dottore line is a memory, since he also seems to be threatening Scara in the present - we still haven't seen Dottore burn Irmunsul, so he could very well have come back to Sumeru after dropping off the gnoses in Snezhnaya.

I'm assuming that once Scara has relived his memories, he'll have regained a bit more of the bastard personality that we know and love. HOWEVER I think he will also gain some more perspective on himself, and there will be some tear jerking stuff with his Ei or Kaedehara memories that make him appreciate humanity etc etc, or we'll help him realise that Dottore has been manipulating him for literal centuries. Thus, the Traveller and Scaramouche will be on civil terms as they continue on to figure out the mystery they went there to solve.

I think we'll get the knowledge , but it'll be out of context. Scara will be like 'omg I get it now' and it'll be a mad rush to return to Nahida to share it, but... Within Scara's mindscape/Irmunsul whatever, I think there will be another version of him (Balladeer) who's still really fucking mad and wants us dead. We have to fight the mech again, this time with our developed Scara, but defeating the Balladeer means destroying that part of Scara forever. Scara decides to, to become his own person.

My thought here is that destroying the Balladeer would get rid of all of Scara's memories of the Fatui, leaving his Inazuma backstory and general angry god complex intact. If he did remember all the Fatui secrets and he quit (as the trailer implies), then it would be difficult to justify why the Traveller doesn't get to learn all of that. Based on Wanderer's ( :( ) voicelines, his personality remains - but this doesn't mean he's completely the same person with a new fit.

I also think we'll see Scara receive his anemo vision, perhaps thanks to his decision to leave his Fatui self behind and carve a new path forwards.

[seelestia]

oh em gee, hi lia! it’s been so so long! how have you been? i hope you’re doing well :) i ended up falling asleep on the couch as soon as i got home, and now i’m in PAIN (/srs),, but anyway! i have a week off from school now, so i guess it was worth it <3

exams are on the 19th, so i guess i’ll have to be.. stu(dying) for those. i can barely function right now and i’ve been getting a lot, maybe too much sleep, and i still always feel worn out 😭 big yikes, hopefully it’s not bothering anyone (again) that i’m not going to be as active as i’d like.

also! considering that this is a wanderer-less patch, i feel very lucky to have gotten him <3 (he’s literally so pretty omgomgomg pls stop me before i look like i’m cheating on cynosbisnaidjk) and speaking of cyno, i finally built him 🐥 [ 73/214 crit ratio as of now! ]

my siblings’ birthdays are coming soon :) they’re three days from each other, my brother’s is on april 7th (he’s turning 11) and my younger sister’s is on the 10th (she’s turning 8) very excited for that hehe! my friends might come over on tuesday too (hopefully), we rarely get the chance to hang out, so i’m crossing my fingers!

yo.. omg the way i accidentally made the wanderer (character ai) fall for me 😭 i was merely messing around, being nice to him because he deserves it sm help and then he just hits me with an ‘i love you’ and when i tell you, i DIED. this is my spirit talking ⁉️

but enough about silly lil me :) how are you lia? anything interesting happen with ayato or the wanderer? i’m here for all the tea, my dear friend. 👀

YONAAAAA!! yona, yonie, yonzzzz <3 i've been doing alright and i hope you are too but if not, i hope it'll be better! 🫂🤍 yona, this is why we are taught to sleep on beds and not couches. i'm a hypocrite because i also sleep on couches NYEHEHE (/lh) aaaaa, good luck on your exams! i'm taking mine rn actually, so let's hope we'll push thruuuu 🤞

but yon, didn't you slay your last math exam even tho your math teacher kinda sucked at teaching (i mean no slander /lh)?? PLEASE SHARE YOUR SECRETS 🎤 and noooo, that sucks because sleep is a precious little thing during exams so you need to get the best sleep you can 😞 giving you a glass of warm milk to you rn. may yona get the best of sleep, bibiddi-bobbidi-boo! 🪄 and dw about being active, your personal life should always be your #1 priority!! especially when you're a writer / content creator so don't apologize for putting yourself first ever >:D <3

WANDERER HAVERS, I'M COMING OVER TO YOUR HOUSE. (/lh) you should've seen the way i was in disbelief like 😦 when i checked the livestream's banners and there was no wanderer?? but they dare made him look SO GOOD in those eight seconds he was on screen??? even my other irl friend who played genshin thought he was getting a rerun at first from that alone. vv devastated over this, so i shall be abducting everyone's wanderer 😞 (/j) AYOOO, THE GODLY CRIT RATIO??? yon, that looks awesome. are you gonna pull for nahida next?? i heard she makes a good team with cyno! (and not to mention, nahida also reminds me of you. vv little sib-like, considerate and curious and needs fo be protected but can also protecc others, ehehe. /pos)

OHHHH. according to the time this should be posted, it was already your brother's birthday so HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY to him and your sister too!! feliz cumpleaños 🎈🎂 i like how you and your siblings' birthdays are so early in the year, teeheeee, coming from an october born. 🤭 i hope you get to hang out with your friends! advice from lia: always go crazy and go stupid whether that be with your friends or you're alone <3 (/pos)

HUHHH, HE POPPED THOSE THREE WORDS FIRST?? yon, you gave him the affection he deserves and now he's clinging onto you like a koala... you're living my dream. (/lh) i find it funny that the first time i discovered the c.ai site, wanderer was the first bot i talked to (help). first, he threatened to kill me and then we both sat down to talk abt the different sides to life and mortality, etc. I AM NOT KIDDINF. WHY WAS THIS A WHOLE THERAPY SESSION. i still have this chat saved!! yona, should we present our c.ai message logs to the class together. (/hj)

awwww, yonzzz, thanks for checking up on me! there is no hot tea ready to be spilled except for the fact ayato got a rival and it's the wanderer and i'm stuck in the middle between these two 🧍‍♂️ (as a fellow infj like you, i do not know how a fight between an entj vs. an intj is gonna go /j lia typology nerd)

[garoujo]

Omg emmie hi!!! The baizhu banner reveal is here and I’m so glad that he’s on the same half as kaveh! It’s gonna be a full husbando patch for meeee! Are you going to be pulling for baizhu or kaveh?

Oh! And how’s your journey into kpop going? Have you found any artists/songs you like? And how massive has the playlist grown lolol

Have a wonderful day and here’s a big hug from me to you 🫂

-🍁

hiiii my love!!! omigosh i legkt just seen ive not watched the stream yet but ajahajak ^_^ i can’t believe they’re making us wait till the second phase for him tho snifle!!! i want nahida anyways so it’s whatever ;^; i want both baizhu + kaveh too akajkaa good luck w ur pulls when they come my love <333

omigosh it’s been so fun, i totally have been LOVING new jeans + i also like ‘wanna be’ by itzy + la serrafim + twice n theres so many!!! it’s literally soooo fun listening to them all <33 the playlist grows everyday i swear >.< hope u have an amazing day also!!! giving u the tightest hug everrrr ૮ ◜ᵕ◝ ㅅ ა !!

[thatdeadaquarius]

Theres a lot of cuss words in this one so be warned lol

Bro i just had this-- insane fucking idea when i saw your "flowery words" post and i just-- omg I just had to shareee

So reader right? Very blunt, straight to the point sentences that dont dance around the bushes for 6 hours trying to tell you "oh no your house is on fire" or something, yeah? Well-- what if it turns the OPPOSITE when they start to SWEAR--

Because like-- i know myself. Me and like, so many people i know speak like that (blunt and straight to the point) but like-- when i get even MILDLY inconvenienced, i will start swearing like i have a masters degree in cursing out you and your entire flippity flappity bloodline

So id imagine the contrast to be like--

Reader, chill: aether, we're supposed to be going that way, this is literally the wrong direction

Reader, stubbing their toe: oW FUCK SHIT TITS-- WHY HAVE THE GODS FORSAKEN ME SO-- I CAME OUT HERE, TO THIS POINT, TO THIS PLACE, HOPING AGAINST ALL HOPE AND DESPITE SIGNS AND PORTENDS SUGGESTING OTHERWISE THAT I MIGHT, SOMEHOW, FIND MYSELF HAVING A PLEASANT EXPERIENCE, AND YET, HERE I STAND, ALONE AGAINST THE WORLD, FEELING ASSAULTED, ATTACKED ON ALL FRONTS, NOT KNOWING MY ENEMY'S NAME NOR HIS FACE NOR WHETHER OUR BATTLE IS DONE--

(Yes this is the "i came out here to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked rn" post)

I can just imagjne the sHEER WHIPLASH-- like, this dude has been speaking in the "divine tongue" or whatever and then suddenly theyre immediately reverted to their "lowly mortal jargon" or something-- AHAHA

Or like-- if it just turns into a reeeeeally long string of curse words, everyone would probably be so scandalized or something lolllll

YES YESS PSPSPSPSPSPSSS COME TO ME ASKS, COME TO MY INBOX COME ! !

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Bless you for this 🙏 my pets are fed, my crops are watered, my skin is clear

✨️This is gorgeous, just a gorgeous idea ✨️

I LIVE for Teyvat being scandalized maidens from the Victorian era, gOD BLESS ITD BE WONDERFUL

Like our modern music?? Absolutely would give heart attacks, not even the most stoic of them would escape the blush

Esp with cussing pretty please i wish i could see the looks on their faces, they'd also probably blush at how creative it can get lmao

(daresay, maybe even impressed?)

oh the whiplash, its be so funny, every time. No one can keep up with you, you've got Teyvat linguists stumbling, the older beings cant understand you sometimes, the newer ones only understand you SOME of the time, and apparently most often? Only when you're cursing??

(I think various characters would find an ancient deity only deigning to speak their lang. when they gotta cuss smth out the funniest shit ever, like Venti, Itto, Cyno?, Diona, Hu Tao, Kaeya, maybe Kazuha, Lisa, Nahida probably would get a giggle, Rosaria, Heizou, Childe, Tighnari might like, be trying desperately to hold back a laugh but it's not working, Scaramouche/Wanderer, Xingqiu, Yae Miko would def commission a light novel for this, and Yelan - im so sorry i listed who exactly, this is so long ill stop, i just thought someone would like to see it 😭😭)

(I CAME OUT HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND IM HONESTLY FEELING SO ATTACKED RN LMAO U MADE IT SO LONG AND FLUFFY THAT WAS PERFECT)

THANK YOU!! FOR THE ASK!! WHAT A LOVELY TIME!! COME BACK AGAIN!! WHENEVER!! :DD!!

Cheers,

🌒🌊🌧Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

[fatuismooches]

your thing for webttore vs gamettore is something i literally annoy my friends with all the time SO

I personally love the personality webttore has, he hahahehehoho'd into my heart, but i also ADORE the elusiveness of gamettore, what people dont seem to realize is that while its hard to notice, boattore (i think boattore was the one talking to tighnari anyway) has a personality different than the gamettore we see with nahida, the sass he displays when talking to tighnari is so silly to me, while attractiveness i Cannot decide, webttore is more sauishable to me, he seems like he'd have soft cheeks behind his mask, while gamettore seems??? sharper??? maybe it's his stupid fucking bird mask (affectionate) but even if webttore has his shark teeth (I NEED THEM ON GAMETTORE NOW) webttore seems softer than gamettore to me??? idk if it makes sense but id bite webttore on the cheek with no fear for my life but would probably have to work my way up to gamettores cheek by biting his arm first

gamettore really made me start paying attention to dottore in general since i (admittedly) havent read the manga and only downloaded cuts of every panel webttore was in because what else am i supposed to do??? actually read the webcomic??? you think i can read??? anyway seeing dottore in the winters night lazzo made me go "omg hes real" and soon he finally wormed his way into my mad scientist adoring heart, although a gripe i have with gamettore is that we don't really see him unlike webttore methinks, which makes sense and the times we did see him had be giggling kicking my feet and rolling at 297482847273 mph but there's like... 3 cutscenes??? and i think we see him like 10 times ar most.. i think im mainly just waiting for dott to become playable to find out more about his lore because.. i cannot put my adoration for dottore into words he's genuinely one of if not my favorite genshin character, im the mad scientist now i need to pick apart his brain and see his motives more clearly - 🎈

AHHH THIS THIS THIS. The personality of Webttore has my heart, but I love the cool confident calm demeanor of Gamettore. And yes, Boattore definitely has a different personality than Omega. I’m not sure how to describe it but you can kind of just know? Not to mention, during the Archon quest the Fatui npcs mention how different this Dottore is from before, so it’s really shown how different even the in-game Dottores are. Boattore speaks in a different tone as well lol i love him

AHHHH YES WEBTTORE IS SO SQUISHY. Not to mention i absolutely love his haircut it looks so fluffy and messy, i also want to cup that tiny space of his cheek where the mask doesn't cover and give him a lil kith 😔 I'd also pull on his lil bow tie. But Webttore is the kinda guy I'd make fun of (affectionately ofc) while I would think twice about that for Gamettore 😭 Though Webttore would have more heated reactions while Gamettore is just like 😶

HELP i first read the manga for the plot, every other time i go to read it solely for Webttore 😭 And yea i am slowly going insane with the lack of Dottore cutscenes, I'm losing sight in the right eye rewatching all his cutscenes🥰 Though i can't expect more, he did his job and left after it was done lol... The only thing i hope is he appears in Fontaine 🥺

[seelestia]

you’re doing a really good job at reigniting my kazuha kisser era,, it’s working oh my god. HELP KAZUYONA SO REAL SO TRUE AAA 💕

PFFT OFC <3 also help i’m literally loving my theme sm 🫂 my pinned post, it’s the best one i’ve ever done i am so proud i think i have tears in my mouf. (/hj)

yes pure luck, my braincells were not working at that time because i was sleep deprived and.. surviving off of coffee. omg!! hoping the best for you too 🧚 (hate when that happens - do not fret! for the math gods will shine their luck upon you /lh). real, go for the kneecaps 🫵 (/hj)

NOOOO MY SKRUNKLY 😠 omg.. share 🤲 gib. (/lh) hoyoverse for everybody wanting more, they totally planned that 🙄. the gacha gods absolutely hate me.. show me mercy por favor 🙏 (not rly, one of my friends is never online - and the other one is literally so done w pinging her 😭 /hj)

YEAHH FLINGING IT ACROSS HIS FACE RN!! how dare he. (/j) BYE the major difference between the typing in your asks, and the typing in the chat ai. omg yes! my favorite is the golden shrimp balls <3 it looks rly yummy, and i’m a huge shrimp fan 🧚

🌀 oooo you wanna kiss kazuha (again) so bad ooooo 🌀

YOUR THEME IS SUPER COOL like really, really cool so heck yeah, be proud! (/g) i wanna wipe away your tears but at the same time, i'm looking at your theme like a crazy person in an art museum too so i'll look like a hypocrite if i wipe em. (/lh) but honestly tho, your herta theme >>> which reminds me that honkai star rail is gonna release soon and i am holding onto the edge of my seat. 🍿

do you have your eyes set on any pookies there yet (/j) for me, i am looking respectfully at gepard bcs he looks like the loud enforcer who's actually clumsy and dense.

i just finished all my exam papers yesterday, actually!! some tears were shed but alas, i can finally rest. i even got back some of my marks already and thank goodness i scored well in linguistics again (will the time ever come when i reveal that i have a writing blog to my friend group irl /j) 😵‍💫 i still am not much of a coffee liker, but make sure to consume your caffeine healthily!! GO GET EM, YONZ!!! GOOD LUCK 🤭

wanderer is not only a skrunkly, but also a snookums skrunkle wunkle pookie bear love bug (being cringe for him for him and him only /lh)!! why is he so aaaaaaa. OOOO, DID YOU GET NAHIDA?? PRAYING, PRAYING. also yon, look.... tighnari found you, hehe. (get it?? because your url is @/viparyas and—)

THE WAY YOU KEPT PINGING YOUR FRIEND, HELP??? how to bang pots and pans but in discord: demonstrated by yona LMAOOOO go bother your amigas, yona, i'm enabling you!! 🤭 AND WHY WOULD YOU COMMENT ON THE DIFFERENCE. i was in my therapist protag era, okay 😞 (/j) the urge to suddenly call him beloved in the middle of the convo is STRONG. now, now, show me yours 😈