#i was in the middle of sometihng

[somber-sapphic]

Ao3 is down. Dark times are upon us.

[angelfoodscake]

listening to music with both earbuds in was an ethereal experience..... it made me want to animate

[petew21-blog]

Teen wolf - Alpha needs his pack Part 2.

Hey, y'all already know who we are right? We're like two of the most popular guys at school. Or maybe the coolest. Or... ok forget I said that. We are just bestfriends, by day we do normal shirt together by some nights Scott is doing his wolf stuff and I try to help out as much as I can.

But recently sometihng has changed. Scott started to act more dominant. We spoke less and less. He is so focused on the pack and the dangers that might come, but that's not how Scott usually is. Also, what happened to Theo? He is always ten steps behind Scott like some sort of a servant and he even keeps looking at me. But not with his self-centered I AM BETTER THAN YOU look, but now he looks like he wants to tell me sometihng, like he is being punished. I'll try to talk to him, since Scott is distancing himself from me now. HE EVEN GOT A TATTOO. Without me! We were talking getting one and he didn't wait for me. Ok, maybe my dad would be against it, but I would resist. Maybe, for a while. Ok, I wouldn't dare, but you know. He could have said something.

I think I was getting really desperate. My best friend is not talking to me, everyone else would think the way that I do. I knew If I were in his pack he couldn't ignore me. But if my dad found out I was bitten someday, he would flip. Or maybe I would too. The first transformation must be horrible. Which is why I contacted one witch. She is not evil, but doesn't work for free. And I still didn't have an idea how to get Scott to talk to me, but she would know what to do. Wouldn't she?

We met up in the forest. She brough a box with her with all sorts of potions and equipment. She was a middle aged, very beautiful woman, nice hair, leather jacket.

"Hey. You're not the witch from Snow White I was expecting."

"Money" she said annoyed after my joke

I handed her the money. And started nervously: "Haha, sorry about that. I just get nervous handling illegal stuff in the dark with strangers. Not like I would do that, like ever. Not like drugs or anything. I don't do drugs..."

"You talk too much." She handed me a small vial of liquid. As I observed the vial, she touched my hand. "Do you even know, there's some magic in you? Are you so blind to everything around you, you don't even see whats in you?"

"I am a wizard?"

"No. You have some magic, but you're weak." she started packing her things and getting ready to leave.

"Wait, you didn't tell me what to do."

"Drink it to get close to who you want." she said mysteriously.

What does that even mean? I drank the whole vial and she just smiled at me. I hope that's a good sign. A smile from a witch. Sure

Suddenly a noise echoed through the forrest. That sounded like a howl. The witch was already running away from me.

In a minute Derek appeared behind me. "What the hell are you doing here?"

I was really surprised to see him, but also not. The wolves always protect the Beacon Hills so if there was a creature tresspassing, they would know. I tried to sound confident. "Well I could be asking you the same thing"

"Do you even know that the Dread doctors are in Beacon Hills?! Has no one told you they pose a threat, Stiles?!? They want to get to Scott and you are parading in a forrest doing god knows what."

"I was just... on a midnight walk. It's very healthy actually. You should try sometimes. But I guess you run a lot around the town during the night. Right. Anyway..."

"Stiles, shut the fuck up and let's go."

He touched my arm and then my whole world flipped. It must have happened really fast, but for us it felt like ages. I even think I saw Derek's aura? soul? I don't know. But those things switched places in our bodies. They positioned themself and after that I opened my eyes again.

I saw myself. Myself from Derek's eyes. As I looked down I saw Derek's muscles. Oh man, he's gonna kill me now.

"Stiles?!?" the expression of my face changed from my usual friendly approach to the one I might have had maybe the last time playing a video game. I didn't even know my face could do this.

"Yesss?" whoa. Did that vibrating manly voice just come out of me? That's so hot. I have to calm down before Derek notices I am not that mad about the situation as he is.

"What exactly have you been doing here? And I need you to tell me everything." haha. My body looks so funny when he's trying to look angry.

I told him how I felt about Scott, how the witch took the money and gave me the vial and how I drank it.

He laughed of frustration. "You fuckin' idiot. Don't you get it?"

"Get what?"

"The Dread Doctors were planning to swap you and Scott. You were suppose to go meet him after this, right?"

"Yeah..."

"Well of course. Our little stiles feels intimidated by Scott new ball drop and wants to be close, just to endanger the whole town in doing so. What would you do if you swapped with him? Would you manage being the Alpha? HUH? No, right. Didn't think so."

"Sorry, this wasn't the plan."

"Oh I know it wasn't. And it sure wasn't my plan to spend the evening fucking myself."

"WHAT?! WHAT do you mean?! Why should I.... YOU...WHAT?"

"Every magical thing has a twist. And maybe from every cheesy freaky friday movie you watch, you might understand, that the people that swap have to get close somehow, make up. They always have to 'learn a lesson', 'try to walk in each others shoes', but they all take the long way. The fastest way to swap is to know how the other one FEELS."

"Derek, I... I don't know if I want this."

"Well I sure as don't want this kid, but we don't have a choice now, do we? Now, get on your knees. I got places to be."

He came close to me and started unzipping my jeans.

"Hey that's my dick!"

"No, it's mine now. And if you don't want it to be like this forever, which I really don't, then SUCK IT!"

I have to say, that seeing my own body being so dominant was in some ways really hot. I lowered myself.

"I have never seen it from this angle. It looks really nice."

"Stiles. SUCK IT!"

I didn't want to bee yelled at anymore, but Derek's body seemed to react to it slightly. I liked the shaft first, grabbing the lower part of my dick and positioned my mouth over it. My beard over my lips slightly scratching the head of my dick seemed to cause sensation to him. I pushed the dick more and more. Damn, almost no gag reflex. Convenient. My dick is real nice I gotta say. Striaght, slightly hairy, nice balls. It's not one of the biggest out there, but it's not bad in the mouth.

I accelerated. He started moaning. I used my right hand to jerk the lower half and blow the top. I think I'm getting good at this. Maybe cause Derek now put his hand in my hair to hold onto something.

"So you like it huh?"

"DON'T STOP!"

I got back to it, accelerating even more until streams of cum released into my mouth. I swallowed.

"So? When do you think we're gonna swap?" I asked him

He hyperventilated from the orgasm. "I... I thought this would work actually."

"Well maybe we gotta fuck for real. Let's go to my place. My dad's on duty now.

We entered my room. I could see the post nut clarity in his eyes. Post nut clarity and desperation. Nothing I haven't seen before on my own face.

"Ok, Derek. The lube is in the drawers. There is a completely new one. I haven't had a chance to use it. Guess I still won't be the first one using it. Hahah."

"What do you mean?"

"You just came. My body isn't used to cum two times a in an hour, So if you can't do the math, I'll do it for you."

"We'll wait until your body's dick gets hard." he said indifferently

A wave of anger swept over me

"Listen here, Derek. You suggested this and I followed. Now it's your turn to obey and do what I tell you. You don't want to be stuck like this and these are your methods. So we're gonna fuck. And I will be on top. Understand?"

He just nodded. I could see the fear in his eyes. But also excitement. And what I really didn't expect a tent formed in his jeans. That little fucker likes to be dominated. He's just hiding it behind this facade.

I was horny, hell yeah I was. And I also wanted to enjoy being this buff for just a few minutes. I did some pull ups. It went so easily. His body is so amazing. Maybe I should hit the gym after we go back.

Derek just sat shirtless on the bed, watching me lift myself up and down.

I got near him. The sweat drops rolling over my muscles. I took his hand and positioned it on my belt. He unbuckled it. SHIIIT this dick is huge. No wonder when Derek is such a masculine man.

"SUCK IT!" I said just as he said before. Only now, my voice was more manlier than his. He obeyed me, he wanted me to feel good and ge was doing such a great job. I thrusted my hips into his mouth as he was sucking. He choked many time. My body's gag reflex made it worse for him. Take that, that's for before

I took off my pants and he took off his. He turned around and got in position for me to enter him. I took the lube, put some on my hand, then his ass. Then on my new dick. Fuck, it's my first time jerking his dick. And it feels so good. I don't think I want to swap. But if I get my hands on the vial, I could swap with anyone. It would be cool to know what it's like to be Theo. He has a beautiful body.

My mind got back from daydreaming to fucking again. My hard pulsating dick in my hand ready over my hairy ass. I pushed, slowly, gently. I waited for him to get used to it. He moaned like a little bitch. While I waited for him to enjoy the pain I grabbed his dick. He was just as hard as I was. I took my other hand and grabbed him under his neck and took him close to me. My other hand still on his dick, jerking him, my own dick thrusting into him. He moaned. I kissed his neck and bit him a bit. I could feel my wolf teeth come out. But no, not the time

I accelerated. Thrusting more into him and jerking him twice as before. He wasn't moaninf, he was screaming out of pleasure now. And then it hit. Both of us. Be came at the same time. I came into him and ha came all over my bed. We panted, my dick still inside of him slowly getting flacid.

I pulled out. Laying myself down and he did so next to me on the bed.

"Well, that didn't work."

We just looked at each other, both wondering what we were gonna do.

But hey, atleast I get to be part of the pack with Scott now.

A story from inbox that skipped a few others: Maybe a second part of the new alpha where stiles hires some witch to make him and derek swap bodies in order to improve the pack. Maybe even derek had a kink with being smaller and loves the new reality.

Sorry for taking so long, but don't worry. Your story is coming

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[rzyraffek]

If slashers interact regulalary, like as if going about more or less like rgeular people(but still slahsers of course :P), I am curious. Jamie Llyod, how would slashers interact with there buddies niece?Suddenly finding herself with a bunch of honorary "uncles"

Specific curisiotes include, Brahms, Jason, Bubba, both Scream guys(Billy and Stu), Leslie Vernon, and anyone else you might wanna toss in there if your happy to answer :)

AWWWW (i had to google Jamie Llyod cuz i thought you meant a guy from lego ninjago cartoon series and i was a little confused) Request open!!

Voorhees Jason

HE WILL BE SO SCARED PLS HE, HE CANT, HE CANNOT COMPERHAND

Accually he seems to be great with kids, he is just overthinking. If they go to shop together he wont be able to resist buying her whatever snack she wants!

He would rather pick her up and carry her around than to hold her hand because he gets distracted easly and he would just loose her in middle of forest

Jason will melt if jamie will say something along the lines "you are the best unlce ever!!" he will litteraly pass out and die

Jason and Micheal are besties so i can see them just hanging around and Micheal just randomly bringing her with him. just to chill and vibe. It would be very quiet vibe due to them being mute but it doesnt stop them from hanging out!

Billy and Stu! (tw to yall homophobes, this biches gay)

"ew a child..." "sup uncle Billy and Stu" "uhh look you are here only because Micheal made us baby sit you" "lol okay"

"I hate childen so much Stu :( " "Cmon its not that bad! She painted my nails!" "of course she did" "Also she said Im way better baby sitter than you!" "I- aint no way you are better than me"

This evening just turned into Billy and Stu trying to beat each other in "who is better uncle" competition

"Hey Jamie wanna see a scary movie :]" "cmon shes like 4" "im almost sure shes like 7 dude"

"I'm hungry im calling Micheal" "NONONO I- i mean why- we ordered fastfood! right Stu?" "uhh yeaahh, wait i just need to go outside for a, eeehh for an *runs to nearest fastfood to buy sometihng to eat*

they forgor that children accualy have to eat

they are so chaotic, they will fall asleep together (all 3) while watching Sponge Bob (Stu and Billy are secretly boyfriends btw i do not care that it has nothing to do with this headcanons, i just wanna inform you all)

"I know you guys are gay" " :O WHAT! I mean- who told you that! pfff some prankster probably" "I saw you hold hands! and thats what people do when they love each other! :3"(top tier sin)

Billy and Stu live together probably and their house is such a mess! its probably huge too, because Stu perents kinda rich. So i can imagine them loosing Jamie in middle of hause and then looking for her (shes goofy ah she will pretend they are playing hide and seek jsut to scare the shit out of them)

Heelshire Brahms

HE he would be so akward!!! Like "ehhh uhh hello child why are you in my house child, uhhh bloody hell" (Quick reminder that hes British and i will make fun of him)

HE WOUDL PROBABLY CALL MICHEAL "Uhhh Mr Micheal ur eeh your niece is here uhh can you like pick her up-" Jamie just standing behind hir "AAH-You, you wanna play scrabbles?" "ew no, can we play hide and seek" "Oh.My.God nevermind you can stay"

Micheal just comes to pick her up or something and Brahms with Jamie are already besties and they prolly made frienship braslets (and shit talk some people too)

okay ladies im back and i will write some more soon! pls comment and dont remember to like and subscibe and hit that bell button

tbh i dint have a lot of ideas (thats why Bubba isnt included i just had no clue what to write) but its good ig, and if i will find any people bullying stu/billy for being homosex i will steal ur steam account B)

x reader tags are only for more people to reach this post nothing sus here

[helsafterdark]

light cnc is instresting for me maybe sometihng like hels overstimng ex and not stoping unless they safeword?- cw anon

Ohhh yeah definitely, that's the kind of cnc that's most appealing to me, not the 'no stop' because that's pretty distressing for me, more the 'i cant' pushing limits and the free use cnc (like somno)

Hels being so horny in the middle of the night that he can't help but use ex to get off while they sleep, him overstimming them and seeing how far he can go like you said etc

[pleasedonteatthebees]

Man i had these headphones once and i accidentally sat on them or sometihng so they broke but i only noticed in the middle of science class and so i had to badly patch them together with tape

[bougiebutchbitch]

Since you also believe that Team Ro cared much about each other, what are your thoughts on an AU where Itachi, after Shisui's death and between the time Danzō brought up the massacre thing but before Itachi does do it, he instead found himself in desperate need of an advice and did the only thing he could think of: go to his Taichō hoping to find any sort of help from one of the very few people he could trust

OH MY GOSH SO MANY CHOICES

CN: mentions of suicidal thoughts & genocide

I wanna say that Kakashi quietly goes and assassinates Danzo & the other anti-Uchiha elders in the middle of the night. But that would have consequences. If he does it anonymously, he risks Danzo being martyred and the Uchiha scapegoated and punished.

So he leaves his own lightning chakra everywhere.

He then confronts the Uchiha with Danzo's head to show both that he's a friend, and that he's serious, and tells them that if they do try and overthrow the village and instate Uchiha-rule, they will be executed. He'll help, in fact, because one clan imposing rule over all the others ain't great. But now there are three council spots opening up, and he's just made himself Konoha's public enemy number one.

He holds out his wrists to Itachi, still holding Danzo's bloody head up by the hair. "If you take me in," he says, toneless, almost bored, "it'll put your clan in better stead."

Itachi feels a bit sick. Danzo won't be the only one headless by the end of today, and Taicho must know that, he must, but he did this anyway.

It shouldn't be a surprise. He's always been a risk-taker, throwing himself into the line of every kunai like he can't bear to commit seppuku but lives only in the hope someone else will do it for him.

Somehow, that motivation would be almost as hard to accept as if Taicho just did this out of some misplaced sense of kindness.

Itachi's hands tighten into fists. "I had a mission," he whispers, voice shaking far more than he would like. I never asked you to interfere. I never wanted you to take the fall for me. I'm not a child, I don't need to be saved -

But a part of him lets itself relax, in a way he hasn't since he was first informed of his family's coup. Deep down, he knows that he is a child. And he did need to be saved.

He just wishes this wasn't the price.

Kakashi-Taicho presses his wrists forward a little more determinedly, one brow raised. "And now you have another," he says.

Itachi ties his hands together, using special ANBU finger-locks so he can't make seals. He takes him in, as he's supposed to. As Captain wants him to. As his family needs him to.

But if the ropes are tied a little looser than they should be, and Itachi staggers into the ANBU compound a half-hour later, head bleeding from a (self-inflicted) kunai scrape, mumbling sometihng about the traitor having escaped... Well, that's no one's business but theirs.

#

OR.

Or.

Another alternative concept for you...

Kakashi offers to do the job instead of Itachi, so Itachi doesn't have to live with the burden of that guilt.

Honestly... I'm not 100% sure he'd spare Sasuke, unless Itachi specifically asked him to.

Itachi still has to go into hiding as the massacre gets pinned on him, but Kakashi accompanies him into life as a nukenin out of some weird messed-up sense of loyalty and responsibility towards his teammate. Maybe they'd both infiltrate Akatsuki together... All while Itachi is growing up and dealing with some very complicated emotions about how Kakashi murdered his entire family... for him?

(And Kakashi is having some very confused emotions about the orange-masked idiot who keeps staring at him for uncomfortably long periods, but that's another story).

There are a lot of directions that this idea could go, and all of them would be really fascinating to explore!

[gutmeats]

Fuck It i am going to talk about my lovelink mcs now <3 i was kinda waiting for someone to send an ask but actually i dont care for waiting to see if something will ever happen

this is pel

and this is harvy (i havent drawn him yet so hes a sim)

abouts under the readmore bc i just know its gonna be kind of long

pel is in his 40s, and hes a welder and an artist. he can also do a bit of electrical work but he sticks with welding bc its what he likes best. his full name is michael-tyler pelman & hes a middle child with A Lot of siblings (im not gonna say the exact number bc me and my friends like to play fibbage 3 as our characters to help flesh them out and i want to drag out using his number of siblings as much as i can <3)

hes the mc i play as to romance sheng, oliver, mamoru, and dr vile and i consider him romancing them all one at a time to be one universe (theres canonical multiple universes right??????). the story that i have is that he dated sheng up until sheng’s coronation, when he panicked and booked it from the airport bc sheng declaring his love for him on live tv was Too Much Too Soon, rebounded with oliver until the date where oliver ignores the safeword, wherein he punches oliver in the face and blocks him <3 mamoru was the next rebound and they were pretty close until the part where mamoru has to go to pallay, and pel admits that he was actually lying about not knowing anything about pallay bc he panicked and didnt want to admit He Boned The King Of Pallay And Then Ghosted Him and they decide to slow things down a little. and then all the stuff with dr vile happens <3 (im still trying to decide if pel should actually be the heir to meneki or not bc on one hand it doesnt make sense for someone with as many siblings as he does to be the heir but also at the same time i think itd be funny if the lost heir of meneki appears for a week, talks about how stupid he thinks monarchies are, and then fucks off to do evil shit in space) (also i do think that pel, vile, and mamoru would be a cute thruple <3)

ingrid, nicholas and garrett are also his li’s, but “non-canonically”

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Harvy is in his mid to late 20s, canadian (hes from vancouver, spent most of his time on hastings) , and an “ex”-hooker however unlike my boy avalon (who was a very classy gigolo and only did the weird stuff if the price was right), harvy will do the weird stuff for $10 and a burger from some shitty fast food place. (i feel like this song is a really good description of him). he also used to be a part of a gang but something happened and the gang leader helped him go into hiding. also hes trans <3 and has every sti <3 also a bunch of fake identities. like liam/min-jae, he changes his hair color every few weeks

his “canon” li is austin in the sense that hes the one that you match with, but bc of his history as a hooker who did the weird stuff he’s really into gross dudes while he does try to help austin out he has considerably more feelings bennie (the feelings being disgust and horniness <3). i think after he gets the dna evidence from bennie (which does not involve bennie getting stabbed but instead getting consentually laid) and turning it into the police, he convinces bennie to go into hiding with him by saying that he himself did sometihng to get the police on him and that he wants bennie to go to canada with him (harder for cops to do things when country lines are crossed). it does get austin off of death row. thats about as much of their story as i have planned out. mostly the whole point of it is sometimes its fun to write about fictional characters who r toxic to each other (meaning that. bennie and harvy r toxic to each other, his relationship with austin is pretty okay except for the unreciprocated feelings)

his noncanon lis are emmerson, liam, phillip, alex and mayyyybe tiros? im still trying to decide if i want to make a new charcacter specificially for tiros on account of you literally Cannot go back to sleeping with regular humans after being with a centaur. it wont be the same

[sylatac]

     The poor dear spooked herself awake.. How embarrassing.

[darnellbebop]

Quick rant about comics. I really hate how the whole investor market has started to leak into comics as well. It’s more frustrating than with trading cards cuz they’ll fuck you up in the middle of reading a story. I went to the comic shop on new book day last week and couldn’t find Black Panther #3. On the day it came out. I couldn’t find that, Hulk #3, or the most recent Ninja Turtles issues. No big deal, though. I figured I’d just go to another shop. They didn’t have it either. Neither online shop I buy from had them in stock. And I even contacted a few shops in the city who all said that these issues were out of stock. Why though? Why these specific brand new issues? Speculation that they’ll be worth sometihng one day because they introduced new characters. Will I be able to find Black Panther #4, Hulk #4, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #126 with no issue? Probably because they won’t introduce new characters and the people who bought up every isseus for the sake of investing in it won’t give a rat’s ass about it. It’s not like Pokemon cards where you miss out on the cards, it’s whatever. I’m missing out on the plot to the story I’m reading. 

I know technically I could wait for the second printing but typically second prints are ugly and I would rather have the first print, especially if that one’s going to be the valuable one. The way I look at it, if I’m actually reading the comic and not just buying random issues on speculation, I deserve to have the maximum value version not the “Go fuck yourself, scalpers got there first” version. I know that’s a little entitled but that’s just how I feel. I’m just annoyed cuz now I’m dropping 3 books from my monthly read and I was really liking TMNT and Hulk (was undecided on Black Panther still). Also the fact that two of these were fucking Marvel comics with 2 of the most well-known Avengers. Like... how are those the comics I struggle to find? I can find the weird porn covers of Sex Criminals, a comic about a couple that freezes time when they cum, no problem. But Hulk? Nope. 

[vab9919]

So I had a crazy dream

It consisted of girls I used to go to school with actually being Australian, shopping at Walmart, a hose, Colson Baker (machine gun kelly), a broken scale, a night club, a crazy maze of a hotel room that hadn't been updated since the 70s, Kat Von D, vampires, a talking dog, my 7th grade gym teacher, cute shoes, measuring how deep a stairwell is, 197 lbs, a girl I went to school with and her friends being there, a concert, calorie counting, my middle school friends and our lunch room, a person I used to know being alive, my cat's parents being siblings, some random hippie looking dude being famous, my elementary school art teacher, three scantily clad plus size girls, teenage boys being concerned about their facial hair, and the word something being spelled "sometihng"

[lunosamentelunitoo]

Gintama 628 translation

TITLE: When you are not able to open the lid of your jam. try to seize it with a gum glover”

RAWS: https://www.spoiler.net/spoiler/gz.1-gintama-chapter-628

Kagura: ...

Shinpachi: Whatching at this is still so amazing, every one fought together.

“Kabuki cho 4 devas”

Otose: So in short.. the liberation army will probaly come back in a day or two, this town has a little of peace for now.

“Shinsengumi”

Kondo: We got separetad by the bakufu’s army in space and lost every means of communications with them, but this happened with their army too, so rearrenging will be hard even for a big troupe. 

Toshi: The rest of the bakufu’s army went after the ones that escaped and got scattered. But now we don’t know the situation of our army, and we don’t know how to do an offence attack.

Okita: While the situation here, it will be hard to guarantee an attack even against a lone army, maybe if we attack their supplies the enemy will crumble. 

“Onibanwhashu”

Sacchan: We have to jump in? We could proceed making a massacre, but we thought our aim was t ostop all of that and make an armistice.

Zenzou; We still don’t know how many enemies we chased away but.. we still don’t have a confirmation, but it seems that there is still a mercanary army around. 

“Yagyuu clan”

Binbokusai: We didn’t forget that, this victory is been a miracle, and we paid a big price for it, this is both like to wish fo sometihng, that lose something

“Yoshiwara guards Hyakka”

Tsukuyo: We didn’t won this fight. We just stopped this war for a while, would’t the liberation army go to seek for some aid too? 

“Onmyoji clans Ketsuno, Shirino”

Seimei: This is like being captured, while riding a boat on a stream, it will seem easy to escape, but there will be still a change of another tree blocking us. Our job is done, but anyway our visit was not the last chance of victory

Ketsuno ana: Brother! but the war...

Seimei: If we consider it now, we only had useless lost and sacrificies.

Shinsengumi: But the risks are the same, bith if we stop or begin a war! A resolution is needed! We have to fight!

Onmyouji: No, we done.

Gedomaru: .... And what about you Yorozuya? Do you wantto ride this chance and atack the enemy? Or you want to come back to set things up? We need your opinion

“Yorozuya”

Kagura: SOme curry will be ok, thanks

Shinpachi: They weren’t talking about meals, Kagura chan... we don’t get a lot from this difficukt matters but.. If i have to be honest, even if we all fell donw somehow, there is nothing to be scared, but all of this is kinda inspirational... to see so much people fighting together for Edo, for the Earth, for the place they were born.. I’m so..sorry, maybe isn’t that you wanted to hear, I am so sorry. 

Gintoki: It’s not like that, it’s more like all the humanity gathered for the same goal or something, and how we will fall, it’s only a trivial matter. So if you have so much time to spare, we could just decide playong Jaken. You bastards had hear what i said? It’s time to reibult things, the enemy is still around we are still in the middle of all. do you want get in in the EVA?

“All purpose demon model decisive battle weapon: EVANDOROGON”

Gintoki: What’s up guys? I made any sort of preparation to take the sync ration at its max, when will be ready to go?

Shinpachi: What I am looking at? This is far beyong the drama clichè, what the hell is a Eva? What the hell... what are you doing?

Gintoki: Yorozuya san you already gave your opinion.

Shinpachi : You ar part of the yorozuya too..

Gintoki: Eva, is this the right way to ride you? Do you prefer to be on stand by? What do you think? Do you like it?

Shinpachi: Before one knows, he is been elected as the chosen one for the Eva...

Gintoki: Eva what do you think? Oi Eva...

Hedoro: ....

Gintoki: Ehm... Hedoro san?

Hedoro: Eh? Me? I think i can go, but..

Shinpachi: EH??? He don’t know he is been turned into a EVA???

Toshi: Kondo san... what do we do? I think it’s to early tho...

Kondo: Yeah,,, me to

Sacchan: He said to go, butt I think it is still not the time.. isn’t Tsukki?

Tsukuyo: Yeah, same.

Jirocho: Entrust it to the youth my ass...

Otose: You don’t like the EVA?

Dudes: Eva or not.. or well, how did he said? Nova? 

Dudes: He said EVA

Shinpachi: Everyone has no clues!! You kicked in too early!! I thought everyone but me already knew 

Toshi: me too

Gintoki.You didn’t know? I thought you did...

Shinpachi: How we can if you don’t give us explanations??

Gintoki: There is nothing to explain, this is just a EVA, Hedoro was extraordinary enought to destroy the liberation army but he perished 7 times, so he is now becoming a Eva.

Shinpachi: Do we need an epser to understand??? We got nothing!! It is just getting even more complicated!!

Gintoki: The point is... inside Hedoro san there is a devil that wants to destroy the world, and Hedoro san wants to stop it and protect the world. But I that already seen the hell, came to rescue the world, and used this power to save the world from ruin. I will just use the power of Hedoro, and use it against the liberation army. Mankind’s greatest enemy will become its messiah. This is the essence of the  All purpose demon model decisive battle weapon: EVANDOROGON

Shinpachii: Say what you want, but you just created a monster!!

Gintoki: It’s ok! Above all errors, I disocvered how to roperly use the poewrof this angel and demon. I have just manupulate at my will this 2 flowers. So now i will rty to do some tsukkomi, you just be the boke.

Shinpachi: That was so sudden!! And the tsukkomi is me!!

Hedora: What are you doing?’ I will destroy you mankind!

Shinpachi: Hahahahah!!

Gintoki: So this way.. if you move the right level, the demon of destruction Hedora will appear. Te main tsukkomi to do is that he can't even open the lid frm the jam’s jar.

Shinpachi: What kond of use of his power is that?? Are you doing tsukkomi to the mankind? he still didn’t gave up to destroy us! That’s too dangerous!!

Gintoki: While the left level is...

Hedoro: Shinpachi kun didn’t you get injutried? I am so sorry, hedora is so  rude.

Shinpachi: He.. hedoro san

Hedoro: Pay more attention!! there is a poor bug here!!!

Shinpachi: It’s still the same!!

Gintoki: So depending on the situation, you can use both the power of the angel and the one of the devil. and this is the whole plan of how protect mankind.

Hedoro: Thank god he seems to be ok!

Shinpachi: he is still a devil, don’t matter how you look at him, but he seems to got it wrong and took out the perfect plan to protect bugs!

Hedora: What are you doing?’ Mankind I will destroy you!!

Shinpachi: I was tsukkomed by the tsukkomi!!

Gintoki: Tha’ts whyyou got it wrong and said something stupid, you just be a boke. you just don’t said stupid hings, you look like an idiot too, go, let’s tsukkomi!!

Shinpachi: That’s bad!! there is a devil riding a devil!!

Kondo: Wait Yorozuya! That’s too dangerous! That thing is nor a tsukkomi nor a boke. Let mankind be its own tsukkomi. At this rate this tsukkomi will not attack only the liberation army, but you too.

Gintoki: But yet.. yet.. we can’t go on being a tsukkomi. we can't laught to our downfall.. until this stupid heart will be stopped..

Kondo: So I will take the tsukkomi!!

Gintoki: But you are in my way..

Kondo Go!!

Gintoki: Move

Kondo ; Do it!!

Hedoro: You can’t tsukkomi, you are not even human, but just a troglodyte

Kondo; Go.. do it . give me some tsukkomi!!

Hedoro: py some attention!! there is cockroach here!!

All: He fell for the tsukkomi!!

Otae: You not a demon, but maybe you are a god, Ginsan would never go to rest if not for something like that, so go to rest for today, even th gods needs some rest. So don’t worry Hedoro. the one to be sorry should be this idiot that started to play robot with others.

Hedoro: I am so sorry, for me both Sakata san and cockroaches are important friends on this planet.

Gin: Otae chan, so my life have the same value of a cockraoch, this god is not cute at all.

Otae: Well. be strong! You can’t be less than that cockroach, right?

Hedora: What are you doing?’ Mankind I will destroy you!!

Gin: Ho w can i got stronger like that?? Leave those leaves alone!!

Shinpachi: But you really should rest Ginsan.

Gin: You should say that to your sister.

Shinpachi: The was will surely continue from tomorrow, if yu consider it, the only thing you did, since came back to Edo is being fighting. And that goes on since Rakuyou, and Kurosjyoushima.. you just barely fought. I just a sensation,but i feel like we kept running and now i just feel so tired.

Gin: Yes, you always been with me.YOu had be really usefull, and worked for free. You did a great job, This unworthy president, is really a useless adult and you two became so strong.

Otae: They took all the futon, and that was really a rere thing to heard from you.

Gin: There is still a lot to come, both for them and for me.

Okita: Hijikata san, why we are the only one to not rest, we could rest, and tomorrow work on some plan against the liberation army.

Toshi: I hate the idea of sleeping while the world is on the verge of destruction, so let’s enjoy this corrupt world by ourself

Otae: Don’t you know? you can enjoy  this dark times even sleeping, usually birth rate rise when there are blackouts.

Gin: Even with Edo in ruins you want to rise birthrate??

Sacchan:buhaa

Toshi: this is what i was looking for

Okita: eh a girlfriend like that?

Toshi: No!! the man that caused this blackout stopping all the machines! Hiraga Genkai, In order to stop  any comminication between the enemy’s fleets, he created a virus and spreaded it with this cannon, but now we are in the same situation and cant’t communicate with our allies in space!

“I gave you some nourishment while youare asleep, get well: Gedomarou”

Toshi: Genkai have probaly take some measures to fix it

Dude: The old Genkai? I didn’t saw him in a while. If I remember right, the mercenary army wanted to capture him, but I saw him running away , other than that i don’t know.

An other dude: He? Genkai san? I dunno I run away with the others. Prob he had some business to do and got separetad, he will surely be back.

Some other dude: Eh Genkai? Wasn’t he shouthing something like going under cover with paper.. I don’t know who , but I heard some faint voice near that wall, he said something like god* help me, but i was too afraid to get closer.

*God in japanese is kami, that has the same sounds as paper. so the dude heard kami, believing that Genkai were asking help to god, but he were just asking for some (toilet) paper 

Toshi: I am sorry to interrupt you in a moment like this, but I have a request for you.. Genkai?

Yato: So the one that putted down the liberation army is this old fart, So genkai, why are you here? But it doesn’t matter anymore.

Genkai: Well, I just finished, at least make me cover my ass.

[constanzemachiavelli]

The Journey (Lord of War, part II)

Thurn had gone out for a walk of fresh air in middle of the night. His sleep was uneasy, something disturbing it. Probably just a bad dream, but it was enough for him to not be able to go back to sleep. So he went out, putting on a thicker coat to keep away the cold winds of the night. He went on a small circle around the fort, first going around the courtyard, streching and breathing in, then continuining on the walls.

A shocking sight came upon him as he went up the walls – a lying body on the wall, noone had noticed it yet except for him. He ran to check on the body and found Tanef lying in pool of blood and vomit.

Tanef was waking up.

She was in her bed, with Loth nearby.

“Wh...what happened...?” she asked, barely regaining her counciosness.

“Please lay down, you need rest.” Loth said, the band's healer.

“We don't know what happened to you, we found you uncounciouss 2 days ago. You lost a lot of blood.” she said.

“But...what...?” Tanef tried to make sense of the situation.

“You suffered no physical injuries, but yet you regugitated lots of blood. Just rest for now.”

“No... I must...” Tanef tried to say something but fell back to sleep.

And so went 5 days, with Tanef slowly recovering from what came on her. Loth was taking care of her and making sure she recovers soon. She woke up many more times, in similiar state to when she first woke up. Eventually, she woke up and could finally form concise thoughts and speech.

“So... i was like this for 5 days?” She asked Loth, with Thurn nearby.

“Yes, as i said again, we found you unconciouss atop the wall. In a pool of blood and vomit.” Loth explained.

“Sometihng was... calling me... thats all i remember and then i was... here.” Tanef said. “Did you figure out waht happened, Loth?”

“I believe it was... metaphysical. Did someone physically call you or did you simply sense it?”

“It was... more of a feeling. Sometihng to the east... I dont know, but i feel like i must go out and seek it.”

She tried to to stand up and managed to do it, but had to sit back down, her legs still weak from 5 days of laying down.

“I need to recover soon and seek out whatever is calling me! I can't sit still, everything in my body, every bone and organ, is pulling me to go east! I must go!” Tanef said, while looking to the ground, in a fanatic craze.

“What are you talking about? A war is coming near, we can't just leave--”

“I NEED TO GO!” Tanef interupted Thurn, looking deep inside his eyes.

Tanef was strapping her supplies on her horseback as she heard someone approaching from her back.

“You will not get me to stay. You have no idea of this feeling, this urge to go. And even if you tried to stop me, you know my growing power! You will not be able to stop me even if you tried.,” she said, to Thurn, possibly, behind her back.

“I am not here to stop you.” Thurn said. “I'm here to join you!”

“Didn't i tell you to stay behind and see to the derfenses and dispatching orders for when the time comes?”

“Shirra can handle that, plus, she has a falcon that she can send after us. We can exchange orders via it.”

“And what are you doing here?” Tanef said, looking at Loth with her packs. “You really are the most important piece here. What if there's a battle and we need a healer?”

“But who will look after you when you fall uncounciouss once more?” Loth countered.

“I won't be able to stop you coming, would I?” Tanef asked, in defeat.

“You can't make this journey, wherever it heads, alone.” Thurn said.

“Fine... join me, i can't have you not come.”

“Great!” Thurn said, strapping his own supplies to his horse and getting his greatsword ready for the journey, Loth following them with her own horse and her supplies.

After they were ready, Tanef issued some last orders to Shirra and left for the east.

They headed northwards, along a path to Reval. They were entering boderlands between the two realms, somewhere where no law existed and barely any hospitable soul resided. This is where Tanef's mercenary band was active the most, scouting around for enemy patrols in case of a surprise attack in the service of their masters who hired them – Amelgalia.

They rode north until one point where Tanef came to halt and headed east, along a barely seen path. She was basically trusting her gut for the directions, because all she knew is to head east. She would lead the small group of her, Thurn and Loth as far east as possible along this small path until she would need to reorient herself or the path changed directions, based on her senses.

The weather seemed calm and they were entering a hilly region, where traversing was hard. Thankfully, they were on horseback so the jourey went easier than if they would have done it 3 years ago, with barely any money on them. City of Amelgalia rewarded them greatly for their service scouting out the borderlands and clearing bandit nest and doing other routine jobs around their northern border.

They named the fort they resided in for the time being Fort Havyn, in the memory of the hellish stronghold they all met. The fort didn't experience any other sieges during the 3 years they were serving under the city. They had repaired the gate and made some more refurbishments, like repairing and making the barracks livable and creating a proper courtyard for training the new recruits that flocked to the band in the opportunity to seek glory. Unfortunately, all they have seen so far is harsh drilling and scouting the wilderness, with infrequent and quite routine jobs of cracking down on criminal gangs around the area.

Along their way, as the evening neared, they passed an old campsite, seemingly left in a rush with charred remain of a fireplace. There were various tools left around, like pylons for tents and pencils. Seemingly not a camop of any hostile forces but of peaceful commoers. Propably spooked away by some wild beast they wouldn't have been able to take care themselves.

They rode a bit more and as the night set properly, they decided to camp. They set up their tents and layed down for the night, with Tanef, as usual, staying up to keep guard of the place. For some reason, her body had required less and less sleep over the 3 years she had spent here. It wasn't just her powers that had gotten stronger, but her body seemed to become more resilient. She ate less, she slept less, but she was stronger than anyone else. Something in this world was making her more powerful, which made her companions a bit worried what might happen in the future. Loth had made a prediction that given how fast her body is evolving, she might combust one day!

It was no worry to Tanef, though, as she didn't realoly see much combat herself since she took up the position of Captain. She has kept behind lines mostly, issuing orders and taking care of logistics, gaining renown among other mercenary captains as an efficient leader. Her band has so far not suffered any casualties, but its still young and lots of things can change over the upcoming years.

Next morning they resumed their travel. They reoriented north along the path, just as Tanef's pull pushed her northwards. They climbed higher and higher in the hills. It got colder and at one point it started to snow.

Tanef couldn't hold it anymore, so she pushed her worse in a full gallop. Her companions didn't manage to catch up at how fast she changed her tempe, but follow soon, even though she was way ahead of them now.

Very soon, not even an hour later, they came upon a black temple-like building. It had very bizzare, nonsensical architecture, with pillars going through other pillars in weird angles and even curving in ways a stonecuter would never be able to cut it without combing stones. Tanef was standing near the enterance, with her swords drawn as her companions came at her from behind.

“Is everything alright?” Thurn asked, preparing his own damaged greatsword.

“I sense... something.” Tanef said and entered the building.

                                                         ***

Zhango was raised in a cult.

It would be wrong to say otherwise. His parents were fantaic arcehologists who had found a book about ancient deities and spent their whole lives decyphering it, and then following by its principles. That a god would walk the land once more. They didn't know when it would take place, or if ever, but they believe that with their faith they would be able to pull one near them.

They were killed, burned at the stake for heresy. But their son – Zhango – survived. He kept following his parents' teachings and eventually found a magical object through searcihng various ancient sites. A magical orb, made from a metal not like from this world.

It was 5 years ago when her found it. He didn't know what to do with it, but he kept it safely guarded until one day a mysterious temple appeared out of nowhere and the orb was attracted like a magnet towards it. It was 3 years ago when he finally found the building and found a pedestal, perfect for the orb, and inserted the orb inside.

For a few years after that he worked closely with his findings in the temple and eventually came upon an eureka – a sacrfice would be needed. But not just any sacrifice – a sacrifice of an erudite was what was necessary. So he searched in the cities, disguised a simple traveler fro the wilderness, around and spread news about the temple around acadamies, in case someone sparked an interest in it – and he did. An old acedemic by the name of Maxime came upon and loked for a guide to safely lead them to this building. He was ready to pay everytihng to get to there – but Zhango was not interested in any monetary value. He just wanted to get this old man to the orb and slit his throat and pour his blood on the orb.

[childofnowhereinthemiddle-blog]

I am the child of nowhere in the middle, my stomache is in pain. Im not that high by alcohol or sometihng else but memories. They keep me alive in this dust of world. Never ever forget! Until lying is banned through whole insides of humanity, everybody lies. Tell yourself the best of it and repeat after me ; Every thing is gonna be alright !