#i was gonna specify in the 70s and 80s but i think it works as a general statement

[ren-the3rd]

for someone who chronically can’t cope with death as a concept, i think about dead people quite a lot

like what do you mean the drivers my brain has decided to zero in on are elio and ayrton? insane behavior from someone who pretends her dead relatives aren’t dead

[nanaminokanojo]

BAD NEWS | CHAPTER INDEX II (Part 65 onwards | Ongoing)

-just when you thought you were over your humongous crush on your older brother’s best friend, geto suguru, you couldn’t be more dead wrong, and maybe there isn’t really anything holding you back from acting on it now that you’re all grown up…except satoru doesn’t like suguru for you because he knows his kind all too well: a huge ass playboy who breaks hearts like he changes socks. but you think. MAYBE you’ll be the exception...maybe not.

CHARACTERS: drummer!geto suguru x (fem/afab) reader x guitarist!sukuna | gojo satoru | itadori yuuji | kugisaki nobara | fushiguro megumi | sukuna | fushiguro toji | nanami kento | choso | tsukumo yuuki | shoko ieiri | utahime iori

GENRE: full-length smau + prose | band au, tats, piercings, the whole shebang | college au | stupid pining | aged-up characters | friends to lovers (?) | this is gonna have smutty stuff because why not?

TW/CW: strong/mature language | adult content so mdni on some parts; just skip them. you’re not missing much | mentions of alcohol, drugs | mentions of cheating, promiscuity, mild dubcon (consent >>>), etc. | again, god-awful pet names i’d cringe at if a 3d person says it | toxic behavior | will add more if something arises

MASTERLIST | CHAPTER INDEX I

CHAPTERS: 65 | 66 | 67 | 68 | 69 | 70 | 71 | 72 | 73 | 74 | 75

76 | 77 | 78 | 79 | 80 | 81 | 82 | 83 | 84 | 85 | 86 | 87 | 88 | 89 | 90

ADDITIONAL NOTES: i will be using pics and other media which would fit situations and make the smau-ness of this piece a little more realistic and entertaining when i believe it’s appropriate/fitting to the plot. having said that, with regard to inclusivity, i just want to put it out there that they will not necessarily be aimed as the exact descriptions to fit a supposedly generic reader nor will they be representative of a specific race or color (even if you’re/the reader is gojo’s sister here). it’s all for the simple fact of media availability, for funsies and the fact that i don’t exclusively write in consideration of those aspects when using reader-insert characters unless i specify it. thank you for understanding.

© ORIGINAL WORK BY nanaminokanojo. CHARACTERS ARE INSPIRED BY GEGE AKUTAMI’S “JUJUTSU KAISEN”. [20240814]

PHOTOS/IMAGES/GIF/FANART/ANY MEDIA CREDITS GO TO THE RESPECTIVE OWNERS.

[vengefulvermin]

Can i get more passage of time/music development yapping ☹️☹️☹️??? I give you official permission to yap the most you can im so interested

YES YES YES YES YES I LOVE THIS ASK

warning beneath the cut SCARY WALL OF TEXT WARNING 😱

decided to divide it into colored parts if you dont gaf about certain elements 😭

second warning all of this is unedited rambling so some points might contradict each other or just plain not make sense.

okay so for CONTEXTTTTT

i have diagnosed OCD, and like, roughly since the end of last year and the beginning of this one, the 'obsession' part of OCD that was negatively affecting me, was the concept of time. how fleeting it was. how it's basically unescapable ALL THINGS MUST PASS (get out of my head george harrison) that shit proper cold dead SCARED ME MAN. sleepless & haunting me in my dreams type shi. sometimes it still does. i try not to think about it too much

to cope, i found great comfort in the 70s-80s since at the time i was and still am hyperfixated on david bowie and that was sort of his prime (love his 90s-00s work tho.) i was also starting to think of how much parallels and similar experiences i have to previous generations and how it's not ALL that bad after all so far. i can still walk to a record store and roller skate if i really wanted to, or go to a diner.

okey here's where the life changing stuff happens. i decided i'd listen to pink floyd's the dark side of the moon. then TIME CAME ON. ohhhh god oh gosh golly god i was bawling and everything the whole song spoke to me on a molecular level. then i found out about DB's song also called time, and i ALSO crode to that. i was like. wow. i'm not alone on this feeling of utter desperation and helplessness as eventually all things Must Pass. (GEORGE HARRSION GTFO)

i used to be bitchy on how i whined i was part of the 'wrong generation.' i thought i was alone, but virtually everyone of almost every era has thought this. somebody who lived my dream life wished they had what i have now.

that's when i started to lowkey realize the parallels and oneness of human experience. i could go to a club in the 70s, and (granted the infrastructure and music remains similar) i could today. nothing would change on how i perceive events. there is no color filter on the past. unless you got huge TVs and stuff all over your house, you could walk around, and think it's the 80s. AND IT'S BASICALLY THE 80s. the way your parents or any other gen Xer saw the world with their *eyes* (not counting the changes in buildings and stuff) is the same as you today pretty much.

i already really enjoy subcultures, and particularly how they evolve and adapt. the indomitable human spirit prevails no matter how gentrified or 'banned' things become. nowadays i feel like there is No Youth Subcultures. at least, none that will pass the test of time and be memorable enough to be remembered in the books. nobody's gonna go to their child and proudly say: "when i was your age, i was a chav" or something. and i credit this to the lack of creativity allowed in the wider music industry.

HEAR ME OUT this is because 90% of youth subcultures had everything to do with music. and now, everything must be palatable. to be clear there's nothing inherently wrong with that type of music, but to me it speaks no soul. it has no risks. contemporary pop music is very much formulaic and this is because now more than ever entertainment (this also applies to movies btw) is more of an investment than passion. I WILL SPECIFY.

music production is so vastly different genre to genre, and we're not letting it flourish because of how much short form content is valued nowadays. LET ME COOK.

tiktoks are formulaic. algorithms are formulaic. WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE. there must be an instant hook or rift in music if you want to 'go viral' as a musician. digitized fame doesn't mean SHIT (to me), since clearly monthly listeners don't equate real world fans. album sales are being replaced with streams, and because of how ASS spotify treats its artists, newer, less established acts need to GET ON THE GRIND INSTANTLY to earn Coin. that means that to be smart and work with the exploitative system they're given, they have to make albums filled with 1 minute 30 second songs. so you can technically give them the most amount of streams possible. i feel with this formulaic approach, you can't get 6 minute long gutwrenching guitar pieces. no more 4 minute drum solos, hell avant garde experimental works were 2 people shout their names out at each other for 20 minutes. THERE ARE NO MORE FRANK ZAPPAS.

i'm not going to be one of those sad assholes who claim there's 'no more good rock music' and how it'll never be the same. as corny as this is, the next beatles or nirvana could be right under our noses and we'll NEVER know because of how fame is distributed. it sucks to see a small band beg on tiktok for streams to kickstart their career. but this is what we gotta work with. if we want subcultures to be created and thrive, we gotta go looking underground again, except unlike in the past it's a kajillion times easier now AND everything gets gentrified in 2 tiktok weeks. but this is evolution. MUSIC EVOLUTION

the end honk shoo honk shoo (it's midnight)

[nightowlfandom]

PROMPT LIST 2021 EDITION (X RATED VER)

Hi, if you want a fic with no filter with nasty shit all over the place, this is the prompt list for you. These are a little more broad so I need more a storyline with these ones, alright? 

If you want a more tame prompt list/Less ‘nasty’ ver., YOU CAN CLICK HERE! (The rules are there too, so I would really recommend looking over there anyways because I won’t reiterate here because it would just be too long)

This is a no filter, no kink left behind, free for all, dirty over the top prompt list...am I getting rid of the other one? Nah. This is just the X rated version. If you want a mixture of both, be sure to specify which numbers from which prompt list purdy please?

Okay enough talking. Let’s get started,

...

1. Look at me when I fuck you!

2. Oh, you’re so cute with my cum in your mouth...don’t spill it, darling...swallow it all.

3. I said FUCKING BEG!

4. You’re a fucking slut you know that? But I fucking love it. I love you.

5. Bend over the counter and stick that ass out, baby.

6. You’re gonna be a good cock-sleeve, right baby?

7. You like when I choke you don’t you?

8.  Who told you that you could talk back to me?

9. You’re so slutty for me...touch yourself...that’s right.

10.  What if I just leave you here with this vibrator on your clit, huh?

11. Oh god, Y/N...Those sounds you make are so fucking hot

12. I can’t believe you’re sucking my dick in front of our friends.

13. Do you wanna play with daddy’s friends? Hm?

14. I think it’s time I teach you some discipline little girl.

15.  Whose gonna stop us? I own this fucking place, baby.

16. I love this...pussy...you like it when I say that?

17. I’m gonna overstim the fuck out of you and you’re gonna like it.

18. Do you like being used like a ragdoll? I thought so.

19. You think I can’t fuck you romantically, you think all I do is one night stands? Think again.

20. Don’t you ever hide your beautiful body from me, doll.

21. That’s right, you fucking worship me don’t you? Look up at me like I’m your god.

22. I have feelings for you, I just can’t get them out the right way...so let me love you in my own way.

23. Backseat. Now.

24. You look so cute tied and gagged, hon.

25. How about we skip introductions and just get to you riding my cock, hm?

26. If we’re gonna do this, you have to be quiet. Don’t make me cover your mouth.

27. I always thought (insert favorite color) suits you.

28. This? Oh...This here is a belt, my dear...What am I gonna do with it? Wouldn’t you like to know.

29. Nothing like a good fuck after a workout, right babe?

30. I don’t give a fuck that you’re on the phone, I want a taste right now.

31. Something tells me you don’t care where we do it, you just want some cock don’t you?

32- Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you’re angry?

33. I really wanna fuck the innocence out of your eyes, cutie.

34. I feel like the angrier you get at me, the harder I fuck you.

35. I wanna try something new...I wanna be gentle with you.

36. That’s it, grab my hair. Yank it, pull me back into your pussy. 

37. I want you to be in charge tonight. Show daddy whose really in charge, here baby.

38. No matter how much I order you around. you have the keys to my heart...and cock.

39. If you moan any louder we’re gonna wake you’re parents.

40. How do you ride me so good? God damn, you’re gonna break me!

41. Awww, baby. Did daddy make it hurt? Good.

42. I have such a nasty slut, I love it.

43. Do your friends know just how much of a whore you are, doll?

44. Let’s play hide and seek, the winner get’s to fuck the loser senseless....yes I know I always win.

45. Why be on video call when you could be hopping on this dick, baby?

46. Daddy had a hard day and work, you’ll make him feel better, right?

47. Give your master a proper greeting...yes I’m aware Master’s coworkers are here.

48. Aww, you’re trembling. Wouldn’t want to attract attention to us, would we?

49. I said I would fuck you just about anywhere, the gas station chip aisle is no exception.

50. Can those little fictional characters you simp over FUCK you like I can, doll?

51. Shit your so wet, did I do that to you?

52. Just because you have that pussy over my face doesn’t make you in charge of shit, cutie.

53. Aww, is my pretty baby shy? Our friends came here just to see you. They’ve been waiting to meet my cute little slutty baby.

54. Let’s play a game...it’s called *holding a blindfold* Fuck and Seek.

55. Don’t think, just focus on me. My fingers, my touch.

56. Fuck you’re dangerous, but so the fuck am I.

57. Fuck! You’re mine. You’re fucking mine and I’m fucking yours.

58. Everywhere you go, magic follows. You don’t see it, but I do. So let me worship you. Let me show you just how much I’m devoted to you.

59. Why read fanfic when you can have the real deal right here.

60. I found that little journal you made about me. I think it’s so cute how you fantasize about me, darling.

61. I know you and my friend have a thing going on...you wouldn’t mind if I join the party right?

62. What a gorgeous dress...but it’d look better torn to ribbons don’t you think?

63. Remember what lying does, baby girl...that’s five minutes you aren’t allowed to cum.

64. What? I’m just having my breakfast...move those covers.

65.I heard makeup sex was supposed to be super hot...why don’t we skip the arguing and hop right into the fucking.

66. I’m gonna corrupt your mind. I love to play with you like you’re a fucking violin.

67- You’re like a drug to me. I’m addicted to feeling that pussy wrap around my dick, doll.

68. There’s a huge difference between “I love you.” and “I love Fucking You”?...No, not really.

69. You never told me you were such a perverted slut...I’m dying to know more.

70. You know...it’s dangerous being out like this. A pretty little sla- I mean thing like you out here all alone.

71. I’ll fuck you on this table in front of all these people, and no one will say a think about it.

72. I love looking at you while you ride me...go ahead...show me whose boss, baby.

73. Defiance will get you punished.

74. I didn’t know you were into such lewd acts, honey. Show me more!

75. What’s a cutie like you doing being so sexy?

76. I love it when you’re dirty, baby.

77. Bend over and show me that ass, cutie.

78. I can’t show my love the way I want...I need you for more than just sex.

79- Stay the night with me...I don’t care if it will ruin our friendship.

80- Damnit Y/N, you’re gonna get us caught!!

[acotartogfan]

Send a ship and #!

New year, new prompt list!

Since I getting bored of the first one, I made an entirely new one with new prompts.

Some Things to Note: [Read]

pick a prompt(s) and a ship*and send it to my ask box and i will write a drabble for you!

PLEASE SPECIFY WHICH PROMPT LIST YOU ARE ASKING FROM***

*i specialize in Nessian (angst) from A Court of Thorns and Roses, but I write for Throne of Glass too)

Links in case you need them: Askbox | Prompt List #1 (fluffier prompts)

If you like my work, send me more prompts! It inspires and encourages me to keep writing, and it gets the creativity juices flowing as well :)

1. “Why didn’t you tell me?”

2. “We could have had a future together.”

3. “Absolutely not. That is way too dangerous.” - “Come on, it’ll be fun!”

4. “Calm down.” - “Don’t you dare tell me to calm down!”

5. "you're not broken"

6. “You’ve changed.”

7.  “I’m leaving.” “Of course you are, that’s all you know how to do.”

8.  “But it’s my fault right?”

9. “I don’t want to feel this. I want to be numb again.”

10. “You’re lying to me again. Why can’t you just tell me the truth for once?” 

11. “I can’t lose you.” - “You already did.”

12. “Did it mean anything to you? Did I mean anything to you?”

13. “Maybe they were right, you never did change.” 

14. “How was I such an idiot, to believe that you, out of all people, could ever love me?”

15. “What gives you the right to just waltz back into my life after all the pain you’ve caused.”

16. “Don’t you dare walk away from this!”

17. “Any other lies left to tell me?”

18. “Let me go.”

19. “I would’ve done anything for you.”

20. “I loved you. I loved you so so much but you hurt me.”

21. “Sorry doesn’t fix everything.”

22. “Leave.”

23. “I can’t keep playing pretend.”

24. “Give me one reason why I shouldn’t leave.”

25. “It’s pouring rain why are you here?”

26. “I love you.” “You shouldn’t.”

27. “Where were you when I needed you?”

28. “Take my hand. Just trust me.”

29. “You’re safe now, I’m here.”

30. “You made me a better person. Thank you.” 

31. “I’m pretty sure (you’re/she’s/he’s/they’re) my soulmate”

32. “You are my family.”

33. “Kiss me.”

34. “Can we take this home?”

35. “You look happy.” 

36. “I didn’t know where else to go.”

37. "What are you smiling about?"

38. "Do you even care anymore?"

39. “Are you ok? You sound like you’ve been gargling glass.”

40. “She/he/they was nothing to you, was she/he/they? Then prove it.”

41. “He’s the only person left! He’s the only thing I’ve got, the last good thing in my life!”

42. “I had it under control! I had a plan!”

43. “So none of it was real? You didn’t mean any of it?”

44. “I could kiss you right now!” - “You’re very welcome to do it.”

45. "Whoa. Easy, easy. I've got you."

46. “what about us?”

47. “And that makes it okay?”

48.  “How is this my fault?” 

49. “Let go of me.” 

50. “Your eyes are really pretty now that I’ve gotten a closer look.” 

51. “Can you just make a decision? Please?”

52. “Don’t look at me! I’m a mess!”

53. “If you want to leave, we can leave.”

54. “Stars pale in comparison to you.”

55. “I would give up everything for the chance to see your laugh again.”

56. “Everything about you is amazing to me.” 

57. “are you sure this is legal?”

58. “You're supposed to be washing my hair, but this feels more like a massage.”

59. "I trusted you."

60. "You're dead to me."

61. “Sleep is for the weak.”

62. “Need a ride?”

63. “You can have Manhattan. I’ll go somewhere else?”

64. “That’s a terrible book,” - “What are you talking about? It’s my favorite!”

65. “Running doesn’t matter. I’ll hunt you down if I have to.”

66. “Are you going to stop me?”

67. “Did the power just cut so?” - “I think so. Help me look for the candles?”

68. “Are you trying to get yourself killed?”

69. “Do you really need all that candy?”

70. “Why are you here?”

71. “I can’t keep doing this anymore.”

72. “We're falling apart and you don't even care!”

73. “Do not call your child a raisin!”

74. “I’ll choose her happiness over mine every time.” 

75. “Kind of a pretty boy, isn’t he?” 

76. “What is that?” - “A cake, obviously.” - “Does it taste like cake?” “...No.”

77. “Can we take it home?” - “It looks more like a rat than anything.” - “Please?”

78. “You and me against the world, remember?”

79. “I can braid your hair for you…if you’d like.”

80. “I will always choose you.”

81. “You can’t have her and it’s killing you inside.”

82. “Just a few…more…lines…” - “You’ve been at it all night. Take a break.”

83. “He is very dreamy, but he is not the sun. You are.”

84. “You have yourself wrapped in thorns, and then you hate everyone who tries to touch you.”

85. “You loved her…that’s not a weakness, that’s a virtue.”

86. “Being like this, it’s torture. Sometimes I wish I could just turn it off. Turn it all off.”

87. “You don’t have to carry the weight of the world all by yourself, you know?”

88. “(Name)?” - “Yeah?” - “I’m gonna kiss you now.” - “Okay.”

89. “We’re a mess, you and I.”

90. “Just stay. We can figure everything else out later. Right now, just stay.”

91. “I prefer the view from up there.”

92. “Away you three inch fool.”

93.  “Tell me a lie.” - “I love you.”

94. “Please, I am begging you. No more lies.”

95.  “You’ve suffered through enough.”

96. “You think you gave me some sort of gift? You took a messed up girl and turned her into a broken woman.”

97. “I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable.”

98. “Here, let me hold that for you.”

99. “It’s over. They’re not going to hurt you again.”

100. “___, please come. I’m sick.” “You’re what? I can’t hear you.” - “I said I’m sick!”

Send these into my askbox and I’d be more than happy to answer them!

[fly-flower-fanfics]

Book Thief

Spencer Reid x Male Reader

Warnings: None

~~~~~~~~~~~~

I went to the library for what felt like the millionth time this week. It was only Wednesday, too. I sighed as the librarian, Mrs. Livingston, proceeded to tell me that the book that I so desperately wanted, The Book Theif, was still not returned to the library.

She told me that the book was long overdue, but the man that had the book still kept calling and saying he was still reading it and bringing it back shortly. We both had stppped believing that he would be bringing it back ‘shortly.’

I thanked Mrs. Livingston and headed out of the library. I went to the coffee shop next door and grabbed a blueberry muffin and a hot chocolate before going back home.

I could just buy my own copy of the book, but I wasn’t sure if I’d actually like it. I wanted to check it out and read it first before buying it. That’s what I did with all the books I owned, and I couldn’t break that system now.

It was driving me nuts. This guy, whoever he is, was going to get a piece of my mind whenever I met him, if I ever met him. He’s lucky if we never meet. He’s gonna get an earful.

I meant it, too. Who in god’s name spent so much time with a book? Even if it was a good one?

I sighed and plopped down onto the couch, closing my eyes and rubbing them. Might as well do something else while I waited for my damned book.

I felt oddly tired, so I laid down on the couch, leaving my eyes closed. I groped around for a blanket before tugging it over my body. I eventually fell asleep.

~~~~~~

Two weeks later, Tuesday rolled around again, and I walked back down to the library. Mrs. Livingston greeted me with a smile on her face. A bright smile. It made my heart swell with hope.

“I have a surprise for you,” she said.

“Do you have my book?!” I asked excitedly.

She nodded and handed the thick book over to me. I hugged it agaisnt my chest with a sigh. It’s finally ‘mine.’ I’d finally get to read it.

“Who the hell had the book this long anyway? Are you freakin’ kidding me? I understand that it might be a good book, but did you really have to keep it three months overdue? What do you do that you have actually no time to drop a book off at a library? What do you need a book so long for? I know it doesn’t take three months and then some to read. I’m not that stupid. What the hell took so damn long?”

“Actually, I’m an FBI agent. That’s why I had no time to return it. We’ve been very busy the last few months,” a voice behind me spoke up.

I whirled around, startled, and nearly collided with a very beautiful man. His brown eyes were light and happy, and his hair curled around his face perfectly. I felt a blush heat up my cheeks, and my mouth gaped open like a fish out of water.

“Doctor Spencer Reid,” he said, introducing himself.

I offered my hand. “Y/N L/N,” I replied.

“The number of pathogens passed during a handshake is staggering. It's actually safer to kiss.”

My blush darkened, and I went to drop my hand, but he reached out and shook it anyway. I noticed the blush that was now dusting over his cheeks.

Boy was this an awkward meeting. But... it didn’t seem so bad at the same time. Maybe it was because we were both so damn fucking awkward that it really couldn’t have gone any worse.

“I-I’m sorry. I’m a bit awkward,” he admitted.

I laughed softly. “It’s okay; I understand. Me, too.” I hesitated a moment. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be so harsh about the book. I-I understand that people get busy. I really am not that bitchy all the time.”

Spencer laughed this time. “That’s okay. I did take an abormally long time to return a book.”

“Oh for heaven’s sake,” Mrs. Livingston cut in. “Just go for some coffee down the street.”

I felt my blush darken, and I turned to Spencer. “Would you?”

He quickly checked his phone and gave me a smile. “Yeah. I’d like that.”

We headed out of the library, book in hand. I opened the door for him and held it, following him inside.

I smiled at the man behind the counter, Jim. He always knew my order of a blueberry muffin and a hot chocolate. He only worked Tuesdays and Thursdays though.

“Hey! Y/N!”

“Hey, Jim.”

“The usual?”

“Yeah,” I replied. “And whatever my friend Spencer here wants.”

“I-” Spencer tried to cut in.

“Spencer, let me pay. Unless you’re getting one of everything off the menu, I can handle it.”

“Just a coffee,” he said to Jim.

Jim gave us a smile and winked at me. I could tell what he was thinking. He probably thoigh Spencer was more than just a friend, even though I had already specified that we weren’t. I shook my head with a soft chuckle to myself.

Once our order was ready, we headed over to the one booth that I always sat in. We continued to talk about anything and everything. It mainly stuck to books we liked and our favorites of things. I discovered his love for magic and history, and he discovered my odd obsession with the 70’s and 80’s.

Spencer’s phone rang, and he picked it up, offering me an apologetic look. Once he hung up, he stood.

“I have to go,” he said.

“Hey, I get it. Work calls. It happens. Good luck.”

He smiled and went to leave, bidding me a goodbye. I gathered up all the courage I had and called out to him.

“Hey! Spencer?”

He turned around and tilted his head. “Yeah?”

“Can-can I gave your phone number?”

Spencer smiled and gestured to the pocket of my jacket. “It’s inside your pocket already.” With that, he left.

I dug in my pocket and pulled out a small piece of paper with a number and a heart scribbled on it. I found myself laughing to myself as I headed out of the coffee shop as well.

What a man he was. I really was just... wow. Something in my heart told me to go for it. That he could be the one. Maybe not, but it didn’t hurt to try. I was interested in him, and it was hard to ge then interested in me. At least, that’s what it felt like.

I show him out a text later on, letting him know I was free and that I didn’t work tomorrow so if he wanted to do anything, I was free. I eventually got a text back, saying that he was busy with his job, but we could totally spend time together when he got back.

I was a little disappointed, but I knew it would be worth the wait. I’d be willing to wait for Spencer Reid.

I plopped onto my bed with a smile, clutching my phone to my chest. I hadn’t fallen in love in such a long time. I felt... happy. Happy for the first time in ages. And it was all thanks to Spencer.

[theturtlelovers]

Sentence Prompts

Rules

Specify the gender of the reader.

Maximum amount of characters is two.

Say who the sentence is directed towards.

Tell the relationship status between the reader and the turtle(s).

And what universe they’re from. (I can do, 2007, 2012, and bayverse)

Fluff/Angst:

00. “**Your Custom Sentence*” 1. Your hair is so soft.” 2. “It’s too cold! Come back!” 3.  “No, I’m not letting you go. It’s too early to get out of bed.” 4. “C’mere, you can sit on my lap until I’m done working.” 5. “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” 6. “Shh, you’re safe. I won’t let you go.” 7. “What? Does that feel good?” 8. “Just pretend to be my date.” 9. “He/she did it!” “No, he/she did it!” 10. “I think I’m in love with you and that terrifies me.” 11. “No no- it’s alright, come here.” 12. “I’m not going to leave you. You’re never going to have to suffer by yourself again, I promise.” 13. “Look, I know we don’t know each other that well, but I’m still worried about you. No one deserves to be alone.” 14. “If I could, I would kiss away all of your scars.” 15. “I think I might be falling in love with you.” 16. “Your lips are so soft. I could kiss them all day.” 17. “It’s not bad to cry. In fact, I think it makes a person stronger.” 18. “Mmm... you’re warm.” 19. “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this.” 20. “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with.” 21. “No, you can’t get up! You’re my prisoner for today.” 22. “Shh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was real.” 23.“You know I’m always here for you, right?” 24. “Please talk to me about it.” 25. “You have something in your hair. Um- do you want me to get it out?” 26. “I remember practicing how to ask you out in the mirror...” 27. “I would’ve had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm and I didn’t want to wake you.” 28. “I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but can I just like, have another ten, please.” 29. “I can’t believe I got the date, let alone a year.” 30. “I’m crying on the bathroom floor, how do you think I feel?” 31. “Why don’t you touch me anymore?” 32. “Turn around around and say that to my face!” 33. “I need your forgiveness.” 34. “I can’t promise you that.” 35. “I missed you.” 36. “Promise me you will come back... I need you to promise me.” 37. “Do you trust me?” 38. “You’re the most amazing, incredible, beautiful being I’ve ever met.” 39. “It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I heard today.” 40. “Wait, don’t pull away... Not yet.” 41. “From the first second I saw you, I couldn’t get over how beautiful you were.” 42. “Could you hold my hand?” 43. “You can’t leave without letting me hug you first.” 44. “You can call me whenever you want, even if you don’t have a reason to.” 45. “I really want to kiss you right now.” 46. “Don’t touch what’s not fucking yours.” 47. “Calm down! You’re scaring me!” 48. “Let him/her go, please! I’m the one you want!”

Semi NSFW:

01. “**Your Custom Sentence**” 49. “I’m still sore from last night.” 50. “Did you enjoy yourself last night?” 51. “You don’t need to cover up the bruises/hickeys.” 52. “Can I at least take off my shoes before you pounce on me?” 53. “I really don’t care. You still look hot and I’m trying not to kiss you senseless right now.” 54. “Does your ass even fit in those jeans?” 55. “Are you trying to turn me on or are you just that oblivious?” 56. “Did you just slap my ass?” 57. “I hate that you’re mad at me, but you look so hot right now.”

NSFW:

02. “**Your Custom Sentence**” 58. “Forget the bed. Let’s do it right here.” 59. “Stop teasing!” 60. “Are you trying to turn me on? Because it’s working.” 61. “Are you going to eye fuck me all night or are you going to do something about it?” 62. “Try to keep quiet. We don’t want to get caught.” 63. “You heard me. Take. It. Off.” 64. “It was so worth the injury though!” 65. “Did you just look me up and down and then bite your lips. ‘Cause if you did we’re having sex. Right now.” 66. “Your ass is going to be seven different shades of red after that little stunt.” 67. “It’s sex, not an Olympic sport. I promise I can handle it.” 68. “Is there anything you can’t do with that tongue?” 69. “Oh god, how can you manage to switch from cute to sexy in under a minute?” 70. “I’m really hard/wet and I’m gonna die if you don’t do something about it ASAP.” 71. “Don’t hold back, baby.” 72. “...Or we could just get naked.” 73. “I’ll be gentle, I promise.” 74. “Just relax.” 75. “Cum for me baby.” 76. “Come over here and make me.” 77. “I can’t see your beautiful body with this over my eyes.” 78. “Oh fuck, don’t stop!” 79. “Lay back and let me take care of you.” 80. “There’s only one rule. You can’t use your hands.” 81. “First one to moan loses.” 82. “Are you sure? Once I start, I might not be able to stop.” 83. “The things I want to do to you, baby.” 84. “How about you come help me out, huh?” 85. “What do you mean not yet? You can’t expect me not to cum when you’re fucking me so good!” 86. “Oh my god, do that again!” 87. “Could he/she make you feel as good as I do?” 88. “Were you just masturbating?” 89. “You look angry. How about you take all that energy and put it to good use?” 90. “Wanna try that again, sweetheart?”

[lesbian-deadpool]

3,333 Followers Celebration

So as a celebration to reaching 3,333 followers, I will be taking fic requests (it may take a while for me to answer them, but I will!) Thank you guys sm for this! It really means a lot. Ily all!

And now, you may ask me, “Rachel? Aren’t these the prompts from your 2,222 Celebration, and your Pride Parade Challenge?” And to that, I would have to say, yes. Yes, they are. (With a few bonus ones).

Yes, I may also have a bunch more fics to finish. But that’s neither here nor there. I won’t tell, if you don’t.

The fics will be anywhere from 500-700 words, sometimes less, sometimes more.

I will write for:

Men: Platonic

Women: Platonic and romantic.

Rules:

1-4 prompts per person.

Please specify if you want fluff, angst, etc. (I don’t feel like I’m the best at smut. So be wary of that). If you do not specify, the default will, almost always, be humour.

Don’t ask for gross stuff, like rape and shit, bc duh.

That’s it!

(All but #31 are my own original quotes :))

1. “I just spent the past four hours watching various cheese videos on Youtube.”

2. “I don’t know why I agreed to go on a date with you.” “You were drunk at the time.”

3. “Do I look like an idiot to you?” “Yes. Did you seriously believe I didn’t think so?”

4. “Hey, do you-” “No.” “But-” “No.” “Can-” “No.” “… what?” “No.”

5. “Motherf-” “Don’t. There are kids around.” “… Oedipus!”

6. “Hey. What ya doin’?“ "Planning out my crying schedule.”

7. “I’m so tired… I’m also tired of your shit. But that’s neither here nor there.”

8. “How many times have I told you not to do shit like this?” “I don’t know. At least three.”

9. *Snapping on dishwashing gloves* “Next patient, please.”

10. *Cocks gun* “I love you.”

11. “Please don’t look at me.” “Why not?” “It decreases my sanity.”

12. “What do we do?” “Cheeseburgers?” “About the mission, (Name).” “Oh… fire?”

13. “That’s gay.” “We’re gay.”

14. “IIIIII’m off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of-!” “Shut the fuck up!”

15. “There are so many bullets.”

16.  “I need a break.”

17.  “What was that sound?” “Maybe it was a ghost.” “… why do you have to do that?”

18.  “What are you doing?” “Well, I thought I was (Blank), but I could be wrong.”

19. “How much do you think I could get for my kidney?”

20. “BLASPHEMY!”

21.  “Hey, “ “If you quote another vine at me, I’ll stab you with a fork.”

22.  “I woke up this morning and all I wanted to do was kiss you.”

23.  “I want a divorce.” “… but we’re not even married.” “And whose fault is that?”

24. “Hey, do you hear that?” “Yeah, its me sleeping.”

25. “WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD?!”

26. “Was I supposed to wait for you?”

27. “You are breaking my heart. You’re breaking it.” “I ate the last slice of pizza, calm down.”

28. “I’m broken.” “And I’m glue. It’s nice to meet you.”

29. “What the fuck do you want?” “Y’know, the appropriate greeting is “hello”.”

30. “What’s in your hoodie?” “Nothing.” *mew* “Hey, by the way. Did I tell you about the new features of my meowing hoodie?”

31. “Your love is like a giant pigeon, crapping on my heart.”

32. “I’m pregnant.” “… how?”

33. “You disgust me.” “I disgust me.”

34. “Where did you get that cat from?”

35. “How many times have you done this today?”

36. “I want to dye my hair.”

37. “You’re a complete idiot.” “Right?”

38. “Y’know there’s a lot of things you shouldn’t do. Binge drinking’s one of them.” *Takes a swig from a liquor bottle*

39. “You do know they’re an alien, right?”

40. “Did you have to break my nose?” “Yes.”

41. “How do I look?” “Do you have time to go change?” “No.” “Then you look great!”

42. “How many fingers am I holding up?” “I swear to, God, if I turn around and you’re flipping me off, I will kill you.”

43. “Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?… oh, it’s a gun.”

44. “Hey (Name), have you seen my glasses?” *Crunch* “Oops.”

45. “What was that sound?” “Maybe it was a ghost.” “… why do you have to do that?”

46. “I want a baby.”

47. “Care to take a shower with me?”

48. (Over the phone) “Heeeeeyyyyyyy. So, guess what?” “What?” “I’m in jail, again.” *Hangs up*

49. “Do you love me?”

50. “What do I remind you of?” “An idiot.”

51. “In another life, I would be president.” “In this life, I’m annoyed by you.”

52. “Hey, (Name), I’ve got a song for you.” “If you sing ‘Baby Got Back’ to me, one more time.”

53. “Wanna get married?”

54. “You make me wanna scream.” “Oh, I’m that good?”

55. “I asked you two hours ago if you could wash the dishes.”

56. “Wanna work out with me?” “I am never stepping foot inside of a gym, with you again.”

57. “Please don’t threaten me with a knife. I’ll get horny.”

58. “This is my David bowie knife.”

59. “Oh my, God. I’m so gay.”

60.  ”I thought you loved me.”

61. “Was everything a lie?”

62. “Hey, babe, guess what-” “I think we should break up.”

63. “You were the one who broke up with me!”

64. “You are so hot right now.”

65. “I am so in love with you.”

66. “Is this relationship going anywhere?”

67. “Are you cheating on me?”

68. “I swear, I’m gonna kill them.” “Okay. Call me if you need help hiding the body.”

69. “Let’s have sex.”

70. “Why don’t you just move in with me?”

71. “Can I paint your nails?” “… sure.”

72. “Can I cut your hair?” “What?”

73. “I love you. And you make me horny. So it’s a win-win.”

74. “I never loved you.”

75. “This was just a fling.”

76. “I want a dog.” “I’m a mad dog!”

77. “You’re lucky I love you.” “Why?” “Because, I just ate all of the olives off the pizza, before you came into the room.” (They both hate olives)

78. “I love cheese.” “Do you love anything else?” “… nope.”

79. “No homo.” “(Name), we’re dating.”

80. “Please do not quote Jim Carrey.” “Alllllllllll righty then!”

[jbjsflower]

Okay so I found a 100 prompt list and I'm gonna leave it here. Y'know how it works, you send me a prompt (or multiple ones) + an idol and I'll write whatever situation comes to mind (you can specify if you want fluff, angst or whatever). Let's do this!

1. “Do you want me to leave?”

2. “I swear it won’t happen again.”

3. “I’m not jealous.”

4. “You can’t keep doing this.”

5. “I’m going to take care of you, okay?”

6. “You can’t die. Please don’t die.”

7. “You did what?!”

8. “Were you ever going to tell me?”

9. “Don’t ask me that.”

10. “I might have had a few shots.”

11. “What’s with the box?”

12. “Say it!”

13. “I could kiss you right now!”

14. “Are you done with that?”

15. “Are you still awake…?”

16. “Excuse you?”

17. “This is all your fault!”

18. “I shouldn’t be in love with you.”

19. “I could kill you right now!”

20. “Just admit I’m right.”

21. “That doesn’t even make sense.”

22. “That’s irrational.”

23. “Just pretend to be my date.”

24. “Are you really going to leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”

25. “When you love someone, you don’t just stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Especially then!”

26. “I think I’ve been holding myself from falling in love with you all over again.”

27. “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.”

28. “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”

29. “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”

30. “Can I sit here? The other tables are full.”

31. “You weren’t supposed to laugh!”

32. “This is, by far, the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.”

33. “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”

34. “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.”

35. “Before I do this, I need you to know that I have always loved you.”

36. “Did I say that out loud?”

37. “Do you think they could have loved me?”

38. “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”

39. “How long have you been standing there?”

40. “Have I ever lied to you?”

41. “Have you lost your fucking mind?”

42. “His ego is so visible; I can almost watch it grow.”

43. “I am not losing you again!”

44. “I don’t know why I’m crying.”

45. “I had a nightmare about you and I just wanted to make sure you’re okay.”

46. “I just need to be alone right now.”

47. “When I picture myself happy… It’s with you.”

48. “I made a mistake.”

49. “I may be an idiot, but I’m your idiot.”

50. “I need you to forgive me.”

51. “I see the way you look at me when you think I’m not looking.”

52. “I think I’m in love with you and that scares me half to death.”

53. “I’m flirting with you.”

54. “I’m not good enough for you.”

55. “I fell in love with my best friend.”

56. “I’m sorry, what? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

57. “I’m up to the challenge.”

58. “I’ve been in love with you my entire life. Ever since the day I first met you.”

59. “I’m yours.”

60. “If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.”

61. “If you go anywhere near them, you’ll have to deal with me!”

62. “It’s okay to cry…”

63. “What do you mean? It’s exciting!”

64. “Talk to me.”

65. “Look at me—just breathe, okay?”

66. “Look, I don’t have much time, but I wanted to say I love you.”

67. “Oh my god! You’re in love with them!”

68. “Well, this is where I live.”

69. “We finish it the same way we started—together.”

70. “What are you afraid of?”

71. “You are the single best thing that has ever happened to me.”

72. “You deserve so much better.”

73. “You don’t have to stay.”

74. “You don’t know you the way I do.”

75. “You fainted, straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention, you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”

76. “You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”

77. “You shouldn’t have even been there!”

78. “You weren’t supposed to hear that.”

79. “You’re safe now. I’ve got you.”

80. “Teach me?”

81. “We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you want to stop and feel the rain?”

82. “Looks like we’ll be stuck here for a while.”

83. “Just once.”

84. “I can’t believe you talked me into this.”

85. “It’s not what it looks like.”

86. “I got you a present.”

87. “Hey! I was gonna eat that!”

88. “See, now, what that so bad?”.”

89. “You’re the best part of me.”

90. “I don’t want to think about what I’d be like without you.”

91. “Can I hold your hand?”

92. “Let’s move in together.”

93. “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”

94. “What time is it?”

95. “Just wait a second.”

96. “Here, let me.”

97. “You’re so cute when you pout like that.”

98. “Hold me back!’

99. “I don’t care what they said, it doesn’t mean shit!”

100. “I adore you.”

[pianoperson]

Get to know me (if you want)

No one asked for this. Questions are from @chvmpagne-and-gasoline so if you wanna answer them, feel free to.

1. 6 of the songs you listen to the most?

La Campanella by Liszt, Humoresque by Dvorak, Rolling Girl by wowaka, Servant of Evil by mothy (?), Circles by Kira (?), Comptine D’un Autre Été (yes I don’t give a damn about pop culture)

2. If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Brett and Eddy from TwoSet

3. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

“1997—X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter” from Armada by Ernest Cline

4. Who do you think about most?

My real life friends because they’re great, and IkeRev guys (especially Jonah)

5. What does your latest text message from someone else say?

Asking them where they are

6. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

With. How do people sleep without clothes?

7. What’s your strangest talent?

Having random thoughts enter my mind that actually predict the future (but I never really tell anyone so)

8: Girls are cool; Boys are cool. (everyone is cool period)

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Nope, well at least I don’t think so. But I did write a poem about someone (it was never meant to be a roast poem, just a poem that was meant to be an outlet for my sadness, but it was accidentally written in such a way that it can be interpreted as one)

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

Bold of you to assume I ever played guitar. The closest was ukelele but that was for school.

11: Do you have any strange phobias?

No

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

No, unless your finger counts (hey, it gets bothersome sometimes to feel something within your nostril)

13: What’s your religion?

Roman Catholic

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Either I’m going out to eat or exercising

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

Behind, but I always end up in front of it

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

I don’t have a favorite band.

17: What was the last lie you told?

It was probs a yes to a question I no longer remember.

18: Do you believe in karma?

I joke about it, but honestly, no.

19: What does your URL mean?

I’m a person who likes piano. That’s it.

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

My greatest weakness is being too cautious to the point I get tense due to fear of failure. My greatest strength is probably scrape by school with grades 90 and above without putting in my best.

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

Bold of you to assume I even have one.

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Nope, never

23: How do you vent your anger?

If I want to rant, I either rant alone or with people who think alike. But that’s with  really shallow stuff. If it’s really bad anger, I tend to keep it to myself because I feel like I’m gonna waste people’s time and my own energy.

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

None

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Depends. But I’ll go with talking on the phone.

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

Nope. Not yet.

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

I hate Edgar Bright’s voice the sound of a spoon or fork accidentally scraping against the plate. I love the sound of pianos and flutes.

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?

What if I screw up so badly that I’ll end up a failure, a loser, and a loner for the rest of my life and end up dying in pain alone?

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

Ghosts, no. Aliens, a bit.

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

With my right, I touch air. With my left, I touch the TV screen,

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

Nothing

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

If it smells like garbage, then automatically, it’s the worst place for me. And I’ve been to a number of places like that so I can’t specify.

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

West Coast just because I’ve been there

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

Does Jonah Clemence count? He sings lol But in all seriousness, none.

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

Life is like a Pokemon game. You’re not going to win all those battles, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t give up. But if your life is Pokemon X and Y, you’re lucky.

36: Define Art.

Art is something universal yet personal.

37: Do you believe in luck?

Yes. Of course, you need to work hard, but you still have to hope that things go your way.

38: What’s the weather like right now?

Pretty cool since it’s nighttime. Clear skies too.

39: What time is it?

10:07pm

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

Nope. 

41: What was the last book you read?

Armada by Ernest Cline. It’s a great read, especially if you read Ready Player One by the same author.

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

Yes. Everyone around me finds it weird.

43: Do you have any nicknames?

Yeah 

44: What was the last film you saw?

Infinity War

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

When I was grade one, I fell and hit my head. 

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

Never had, never tried.

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?

IkeRev I guess

48: What’s your sexual orientation?

Bi

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

Yep. Quite a bit.

50: Do you believe in magic?

Nope. But I wish I have.

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

Nope, because that’s a waste of time and energy. Also, I tend to forget they even did anything to me lol

52: What is your astrological sign?

Sagittarius

53: Do you save money or spend it?

For school and food, spend. Otherwise, save.

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

Takeout from a restaurant because there was no food at home.

55: Love or lust?

Love

56: In a relationship?

Nope

57: How many relationships have you had?

Was single, has been single, always will be single

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

I think I used to, but no.

59: Where were you yesterday?

At home

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Nope

61: Are you wearing socks right now?

Nope

62: What’s your favourite animal?

Idk. My dog I guess.

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

I don’t even try.

64: Where is your best friend?

At home

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

@just-shower-thoughts​ @extramadness​ @laineclemence​ @theundyingskeleton​ @valkryie-nyte​

66: What is your heritage?

Filipino with a bit of Chinese and Spanish

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

Answering some questions on Tumblr

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

He doesn’t have one.

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

Sorry, what does that even mean?

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

Considering I talk to myself a lot, yes.

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

Go to work. I don’t think I can save that dog.

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

Yes I will tell my family and friends that I will die. Yes I will be very afraid. I will go to confession as soon as possible and perhaps try to do some stuff before I die.

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

Trust

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

The One That Got Away by Katy Perry just because nostalgia

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

My lips are sealed about that.

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

Being great friends grants a great relationship.

77: How can I win your heart?

You can’t.

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

No, but it can make you do the things you want to do by removing all insecurities and inhibitions preventing you from doing those things.

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

Staying alive

80: What size shoes do you wear?

If we’re talking about closed shoes, size 5

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

Never thought about it

82: What is your favourite word?

Right now, it’s Queen.

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

Jonah Clemence (ok how many times have I said his name in this post)

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

“Lol”, “nice”, “I wanna die.”, or “Patayin mo na ako.”

85: What’s the last song you listened to?

Melt’s cover of Rolling Girl

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

Blue and black

87: What is your current desktop picture?

A galaxy

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

I don’t want to have that on my conscience and my record so nope.

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

Do I have a kink?

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Clutch my blanket and stay still, trying to think of a way to get them out without inadvertently causing my death.

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

Psychic powers

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

That one time I touched a thermometer that wasn’t supposed to be touched in grade two. Everyone got mad at me for it. It took me three or four years to get over the shame from that incident.

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

2016. What a time waster.

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

That’s uncomfortable...

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Iceland just because it sounds great

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

Nope

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

Never, which is great

98: Ever been on a plane?

Yep

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

Jesus is the answer.

[fourmisfitz]

Prompt Me Drabble (51-100)

Heres the old drabble list, you can still request from it, but I figured Id refresh it with some new ones I came up with on the spot.

How this works: send one to two of these prompts over my ask (preferably 1, but 2 could spice it up), specifying a queen member or borhap boy you want it to be written for, and yes, I do write for 3-person ships, so feel free to request BxRxR or whoever if ya want <3

*If you choose multiple numbers & don’t want them blended, let me know, because otherwise I am blending the phrases into one storyline!*

Ill reply with a blurb/maybe a fic :)  i need something smaller than a fic which is all Ive been working on lately and blurbs are the perfect solution <3 ill finish my fics later

*I love drabbles because a phrase that might often be used in angsty situations could be used in a comical one if u change the context, so you might get angst or fluff or comedy or smut for almost any, really, but some you can predict:) enjoy! send away

51. You're telling me how to do it?

52. I tested positive

53. If only I had some motivation...

54. You can't go- not now.

55. We'll find a way 

56. Bite me

57. Shouldn't you be with her/him?

58. It wasn't your fault

59. Did you need something?

60. You can’t handle me

61. I could never do that to you

62. Promise me.

63. You're going to catch me, right?

64. You lay one hand on her and I will end you

65. This has got to be illegal

66. Somewhere deep down in you,  I know you agree

67. I'm sorry, I thought you knew...

68. Don't stoop to his level

69. You can't be in here

70. I just want to help, let me help

71. Are we there yet?

72. Carry me!

73. You've known all this time?

74. Are you wearing my shirt?

75. I cant hear my thoughts over you're weeping

76. This has to be a prank

77. Wanna bet? No longer taking requests

78. Why would you do that for me?

79. Wow you really don't pick up on hints, do you?

80. Prove it.

81. I wont allow this, I cant accept it.

82. Quit staring.

83. You got me what?

84. I think it's backwards

85. Wait, you're allergic?!

86. Jinx

87. Get comfy, because this is gonna take awhile

88. You're going to regret this

89. Truth or dare

90. Well would ya look at that? You were right.

91. Go ahead, hit me

92. Ever heard of knocking?

93. Im banned from there

94. Get down from there before you hurt yourself

95. Did I stutter?

96. I heard you say it in your sleep

97. Who’s bra is that?

98. Hold me. Just hold me.

99. This isn't how I planned on telling you, but...

100. This was a bad idea

All blurbs written will be compiled in my masterlist & blurb list:) link in bio! enjoy

[lionesspidge]

Voltron: Defenders of Tomorrow hc's (pt 3)

Pt three here we go babey

-the second arc is about answering the question of whether to continue the fight against the galra, and who the paladins really are

-the paladins are all tired. Exhausted, after ridding the city of all possible galra influence

-the galra don't give up, though, and frequent galra attacks give the paladins plenty to focus on

-Hiroshi is the leader, and he is the most done. With just, like, everything

-he wants to just live his life out with Dante in the city. He's been through a lot. Also, I like the headcanon that he's an android built by Dante so that's that

-He gets his rest. Alzira takes over much of his duties while Rowan works alone as the team librarian basically. oh, and Rowan is Muslim. Islamaphobes die

-Hiroshi is still active in the team and fighting the galra but he doesnt have to be responsible for everyone else's problems afsgsfsg

-Pana/Petra finds herself uninterested in continuing the fight bc she just cant connect herself to the people suffering. She knows it's happening, and she doesn't like it. She just can't dedicate the rest of her life (many many years) to it. she's just more inclined to other things. Like robots

-anyways, she ends up becoming dante's apprentice and also being cared for by Hirante (hiroshi & dante)

-the extent of her involvement now is studying drones and giving the team useful tips etc

-shes just a kid give her some slack

-anyways, dante now is just running his tech business, building away and loving life w/ his husband and six adopted kids lmfao

-Alzira, as mentioned, is now active as the Black Lion though her and Hiroshi co-lead mostly (black paladin allura was one of my many dreams for vld and now I finally get to realize it)

-Rowan is still the team's sort of historian/communicator/common sense lmfao

-(I loved romelle. Loved. She's great. So snarky also her and hunk r sarcastic soulmates in every universe)

-Henare is... ok with either. He doesnt want to give up his dreams to continue to pursue the Galra outside of their home turf (and that's what this is: giving up their dreams and personal lives for the sake of others)

-but he cares. He cares so, so much. Lion of compassion after all

-He'll eventually stay with the cause, deciding to make the decision to stay with it. He doesn't blame Hiroshi or Pana or anyone else for not though. It's a big choice with consequences either way.

-He doesn't let it consume him, though. He has other friends. He talks with his family. He has hobbies.

-Akira and Leandro are different.

-They both commit themselves fully to the goal of eventually taking down every single Galra member in the universe, regardless if it's realistic within their lifetime

-Akira is all red. That passion is all consuming.

-Leandro is a little more blue than red. Maybe 70 30. That red is enough to drive him to the ends of everything to prevent suffering, but the blue keeps more stable. More realistic.

-Akira's righteous fury is great in the heat of the moment, but it can't be sustained.

-just as Leandro's stabler approach is better suited to the long haul but can't drive him to do things sometimes sadly necessary for the cause

-they balance. It's cool.

-So whose gonna be green? Glad you asked

-Amadeo!!!

-i lied in my earlier post saying he wouldn't be featured sorry

-hes like Pana but more experienced in actual conflict and real life problems. Wiser

-also he has more blue and yellow, while Pana has more red

-team voltron can only handle so many impulsive people at once facsxzggd

-amadeo fits in well. He's older than a lot of them, but he's not overbearing. Not like a parent, more like an older brother whose concerned for you, but won't be all up in your business and will be content just giving advice.

-which is good bc regardless of main colors everyone on team voltron is very independent lol they like things their way

-also I just thought I should probably specify just what amounts of each color team voltron has. Ok

-Hiroshi is 70% black, 15% yellow 15% red

-Amadeo is 70% green, 20% blue 10% yellow

-Pana is 80% green, 20% red

-Henare is 70% yellow, 30% green

-Alzira is 60% black, 30% red, 10% yellow

-Akira is 80% red, 20% yellow

-Leandro is 70% blue, 30% red

-i guess I'll do the others even though they won't weild

-Rowan is 40% green, 20% yellow, 20% red, 20% blue

-Coran (do we still not have a name for him? I think i saw Vax or Vil??) is 60% green, 40% blue

-Dante is 40% green, 40% blue, 20% red

I think that's enough for now kids see you later!!

(Also reply/reblog if you want my worldbuilding of the city they're in. It's long and sort of not relevant and I'd have to split it in half but if you're interested just say so)

[v-for-vandetta]

All of the numbers >:)

Yeah, figures.

1:Name

Van Galaxy

2:Age

Only 19

3:3 Fears

Failure to meet expectations, the reality that I never earned anything I worked for, discovering that I am exactly who I think I am

4:3 things I love

My friends, music, memes

5:4 turn ons

Genuineness, loving things with no shame, a sly wit, and apparently when they let their hair down

6:4 turn offs

Pursuing things solely for money, elitism, pandering, insincerity

7:My best friend

I don’t think I’m theirs anymore

8:Sexual orientation

Ace

9:My best first date

We watched Little Shop of Horrors

10:How tall am I?

5′7″

11:What/Who do I miss?

My friends in California

12:What time was I born?

Don’t know the time specifically, but it was on a Monday

13:Favourite color

Slytherin Green

14:Do I have a crush?

For once, yeah

15:Favourite quote

“Keep moving forward” - Walt Disney

16:Favourite place

My room

17:Favourite food

Can’t go wrong with pizza

18:Do I use sarcasm?

Gee, I dunno. What do you think?

19:What am I listening to right now?

Cuphead soundtrack

20:First thing I notice in a new person

Their face?

21:Shoe size

9

22:Eye color

Brown

23:Hair color

Black

24:Favourite style of clothing

“Asshole chic”, according to a friend

25:Ever done a prank call?

Not really

27:Meaning behind my URL

My name is Van and I like V for Vendetta

28:Favourite movie

Meet the Robinsons

29:Favourite song

Dust and Ashes, Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812

30:Favourite band

Really feelin’ Simon and Garfunkel right now

31:How I feel right now

A little shitty

32:Someone I love

Ol’ buddy ol’ pal @sourdohjoe​

33:My current relationship status

Single and cripplingly afraid to mingle

34:My relationship with my parents

We’re chill

35:Favourite holiday

Christmastime

36:Tattoos and piercings i have

None

37:Tattoos and piercings i want

None

38:The reason I joined Tumblr

Friends convinced me too

39:Do I and my last ex hate each other?

We’re both mutually concerned about each other’s happiness

40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

Not as much anymore

41:Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

My mom? Yeah

42:When did I last hold hands?

I can’t remember anymore

43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

Usually half an hour

44:Have you shaved your legs in the past three days?

Nah

45:Where am I right now?

In my room

46:If I were drunk and can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

Statistically, my fencing captain

47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

Reasonably loud

48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

During summers, yeah

49:Am I excited for anything?

Just trying to live day to day, man

50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

I try not to do that

51:How often do I wear a fake smile?

Heh

52:When was the last time I hugged someone?

Yesterday

53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

Mom and Dad kiss all the time

As an aside you’re gonna have to specify what kind of kissing you mean; just to be clear I do NOT make out with my mom

54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

Yeah

55:What is something I disliked about today?

I drank

56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

I don’t really care about that kind of stuff?

57:What do I think about most?

I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory...

58:What’s my strangest talent?

I have gotten stopped at security checkpoints for having odd musical instruments in my bag

59:Do I have any strange phobias?

Not really

60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

Behind it

61:What was the last lie I told?

“I’m fine”

62:Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Texting

63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

I’m open to the idea of ghosts, and to think Earth is the only planet that has life is irritatingly narcissistic

64:Do I believe in magic?

Yeah

65:Do I believe in luck?

Yeah

66:What’s the weather like right now?

Humid. I don’t like it

67:What was the last book I’ve read?

My textbook

68:Do I like the smell of gasoline?

I don’t mind it

69:Do I have any nicknames?

When your name is Van Galaxy you’re bound to have a lot of car and space related nicknames.

70:What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?

I really can’t say, I don’t know

71:Do I spend money or save it?

I save it ‘till I choose to spend it

72:Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

Nah

73:Is there anything pink within 10 ft from me?

A physics formula sheet

74:Favourite animal?

Rabbits

75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

Playing Cuphead

76:What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

Uh.. I haven’t really given it much thought. I guess just to spit out a name... LaRue?

77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

Under Pressure, Queen/David Bowie

78:How can you win my heart?

Rip it from my cold, dead body

79:What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

I’d prefer to be cremated instead of lying in a coffin; then people could say that I was thinking out of the box

80:What is my favorite word?

Snark

81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr

Uh, my friends’ blogs, duh

82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

“Go back to your lives, this is stressing me out”

83:Do I have any relatives in jail?

Nah

84:What superpower would I have?

Telepathy

85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

If I said then you’d want to know the answer

86:What is my current desktop picture?

It’s a chicken looking at an egg, contemplating which came first

87:Had sex?

Yeah

88:Bought condoms?

Yeah

89:Gotten pregnant?

Nah

90:Failed a class?

Nah

91:Kissed a boy?

Nah

92:Kissed a girl?

Yeah

93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

I don’t think so?

94:Had job?

“Had job”, that’s hilarious; and yeah

95:Left the house without my wallet?

Yeah

96:Bullied someone on the internet?

Geez probably inadvertently

97:Had sex in public?

God, no. People actually do that?

98:Played on a sports team?

Yeah

99:Smoked weed?

Nah

100:Did drugs?

Nah

101:Smoked cigarettes?

Nah

102:Drank alcohol?

Yeah

103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

Nah

104:Been overweight?

Nah

105:Been underweight?

Probably

106:Been to a wedding?

Nah

107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

Yeah

108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

Probably

109:Been outside my home country?

Yeah

110:Gotten my heart broken?

Yeah

111:Been to a professional sports game?

Yeah

112:Broken a bone?

Nah

113:Cut myself?

Accidentally

114:Been to prom?

Yeah

115:Been in airplane?

Yeah

116:Fly by helicopter?

Nah

117:What concerts have I been to?

A lot of operas, some symphonic ones, one rock concert

118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

Yeah

119:Learned another language?

Then I forgot it

120:Wore make up?

Yeah

121:Lost my virginity before I was 18?

Yeah

122:Had oral sex?

Yeah

123:Dyed my hair?

My hair’s growing white, I don’t have to dye shit

124:Voted in a presidential election?

Yeah

125:Rode in an ambulance?

Nah

126:Had a surgery?

Yeah

127:Met someone famous?

Yeah

128:Stalked someone on a social network?

Probably?

129:Peed outside?

Yeah

130:Been fishing?

Nah

131:Helped with charity?

Yeah

132:Been rejected by a crush?

Yeah

133:Broken a mirror?

Nah

134:What do I want for birthday?

I don’t like the attention

135:How many kids do I want and what will be their names?

Andromeda seems like a cool name

136:Was I named after anyone?

Technically my dad

137:Do I like my handwriting?

It’s alright

138:What was my favourite toy as a child?

Legos; also what do you mean “was”

139:Favourite Tv Show?

Right now, probably the new Ducktales

140:Where do I want to live when older?

I don’t know man, I don’t think that far ahead

141:Play any musical instrument?

Yeah

142:One of my scars, how did I get it?

Got stabbed by an epee

143:Favourite pizza toping?

Pepperoni

144:Am I afraid of the dark?

Nah

145:Am I afraid of heights?

A little

146:Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?

Yeah

147:Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

Yeah

148:What I’m really bad at

Taking care of myself

149:What my greatest achievements are

Managed to learn an entire musical’s worth of music in 3 days, I’m pretty proud of that

150:What I’d do if I won the lottery

Pay off student loans and use the rest of the money to get a leg up in my career

Alright yeah, that was fun. Thanks.

[strawberry-and-neon]

...All of them. Por favor.

*cracks knuckles*

1. The real reason I’m confused is a question that no one thinks about; why does Charlie the tuna advertise for a tuna commercial. Why is he selling us tuna. Why is no one bothered by this.

2. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten good morning texts; but on everyone else’s behalf, this is probably a wise thing.

3. I would only care if they smoked pot instead of doing anything else, like why am I paying for your vices, I’ve got my own to worry over, why am I involved

4. Not particularly, especially if the other is a stranger. Or if the other starts questioning me about god at four in the morning and there’s no one else around

5. Organizing a shit-ton of prompts

6. Nobody; I would not be drunk or lost walking down a road. I don’t drink. I don’t get lost. That is not me. Run.

7. Heaven help the hapless soul who cheats on me, for I have no mercy. And heaven’s the only thing that’s gonna save them.

8. Not particularly, but I’ve been told we have similar personalities

9. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, no

10. Abient-wise: the thunderstorm that’s going to roll through. Music-wise: Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack

11. I feel like this is a trick question… so I will give a trick answer. Water, because you can make nearly every liquid drink known to mankind, and the question never specified whether or not you can add things to the liquid.

12. I’ll let you know when I’ve had one; probably wouldn’t care, I get random bruises already

13. Usually around 4am… don’t judge me, 4am is the best time for stuff

14. Uhhh… no, actually, thank goodness

15. I can text fast with one hand. I can text fast with the other. Ironically, I trip myself up when using both hands at the same time

16. I have the annoying habit of trying to answer /everything/, even if it’s ridiculous and doesn’t need an answer, so yes. Just don’t expect it the same day

17. Nope, I don’t think I’ve ever fallen hard for anyone, actually… so can’t hate them *shrugs*

18. Last night, 1 in the morning

19. Yes. 

20. “I bet if I just finish this sentence, I’ll be able to quickly finish this smut piece tomorrow at some point…”

21. I certainly hope there’s no one in this room with me right now

22. No, what, that’d be ridiculous *nervous laughter*

23. I was still doing school, so no, not happier at all. I will only be happy when my mortal enemy is defeated.

24. *the magic conch says* try asking later

25. Uhh, yes, but because of characters. And stuff. You know the stuff. You know why.

26. Black like the void

27. Nope. If they do, I just keep walking, because who are they. How did they find me.

28. …Actually, all my characters are listening to me for a change, this is incredible; it’s a miracle!

29. Absolutely

30. Not really, mainly cause I’ve never kissed anyone. And if I had, there’s a reason they’re my ex. Go right ahead.

31. A family member, about going to IHop this morning; I got chocolate pancakes.

32. Nobody specific, really… okay, I take that back, Tom and Rodrick because they deserve to be hated

33. Nope, unless you count platonic kisses, in which case yes

34. Do I get points if I make up a birthday?

35. According to my horrible math skills, 337 days

36. Um… summer school… vacation in August… I don’t have a summer

37. Yep, but I don’t talk to them as often anymore

38. I am definitely keeping something, but only cause it’s not done yet

39. Possibly, if I could be bothered to remember it

40. See, the great thing about never kissing anyone before is I don’t have to regret a damn thing

41. In certain cases; but if they’re both consenting adults, who cares

42. Available for what? For hire? For dating? For the third Wednesday of October? Yes, I suppose, and no, in that order.

43. Ummm… define “real strong feelings” because I’d argue no…

44. First, I would question why I had to get one; second, I’d probably get a second ear piercing on my left ear. Or third. Why not.

45. Yes, but it depends on the exes

46. I have no regrets; even if I did have any regrets, I can’t have regrets

47. “If I could just sit down and focus, I could get a lot more done” “Don’t be ridiculous, we both know you can’t focus that long anymore, you’d get distracted by literally any passing thought or noise” “But-” “Just sit your butt down and draw, it’s the only thing you can do that you won’t be distracted while doing”

48. I lost one at 7 because we moved; after that, I only lost fake friends, and I‘m okay with losing those

49. I should actually go and kiss someone, that’ll show you

50. Because I told myself to not get into another relationship right now; also because what is “like” and how does this emotion thing work

51. How many questions can there be about kissing?

52. THERE’S ANOTHER ONE :O Nope, I don’t

53. Kit-kats

54. I complimented myself for getting out of bed at a reasonable time, so yes

55. Dude, I wish I knew. Out of the many options, I hope it’s Disney… or Pompeii…

56. I own several foreign coins, a Japanese-made doll, and a few other things from Hawaii and Alaska; yes I know they’re not other countries; but they’re far enough away to be

57. Hmm… at the moment, mostly girls?

58. Texas, it’s the longest place I’ve lived to date; not by much, only slightly

59. A couple months ago, to an optometrist

60. Nope, should I?

61. I watched other people do it and laughed at them, but nope

62. Family members…?

63. In general: The Emperor’s New Groove. At theaters: Guardians of the Galaxy 2. Go watch it.

64. No clue, I’ll ask when I have a boyfriend/girlfriend

65. Uhhh… zero I think?

66. Nope

67. Heck no, I want to live to see graduation

68. No, summer lasts way too long and it’s /hot/. It’s hot right now. There’s no wind, it’s so humid, there’s sun; the only good thing about this is there are regular thunderstorms, but it’s /too hot/.

69. Short and sarcastic

70. Monogamous, I tend to have jealousy issues, so for the safety of human-kind…

71. Not yet, but who knows what will happen

72. Writing about it is fun

73. I can’t even flirt, what the-

74. Coyote take opportunity; coyote see no opportunity, so coyote take none

75. Eyes? Eyes. Yes. Or hair. Maybe. I don’t know. WHy are you asking me this-

76. Mah best friend

77. Does writing about this count? Dude, I won’t even kiss someone I’ve known for less than an hour

78. Again, same answer as above

79. My OTPs doing cute stuff together

80. Sure, kids are great

81. Yerp, once

82. No. What crush. I’ve never seen that crush before in my life. You can’t prove anything, and if you can, you won’t be able to hide

83. Uhhh… what? No.

84. I’ve literally never slow-danced in my life

85. Like fake dating? No, but I’ve considered it a few times

86. Books and chocolate

87. Taurus

88. Eating chocolate covered nuts, blissfully unaware I would be spending the next eight hours binge-watching Series of Unfortunate Events

89. Absolutely; I bake too, I just hate cleaning up afterwards

90. Nope. “I never look back, darling, it distracts from the now”

91. 100% no; I’ll take life as it comes, but I’m definitely not wishing to be in a relationship

92. I don’t really date… mostly monogamous relationships for the time being, but if it were just a one time date thing, sounds like fun; no strings

93. Interest in what? Like shiny things? I love shiny things, especially colorful shiny things… or things that make nice chimey sounds and are shiny and colorful… what were we talking about?

94. The power to punch people over the internet, a fairy to write for me when writer’s block strikes, a button to stop time so I can get enough sleep, and money so I can go places/visit people

95. I don’t even like playing board games, let alone people

96. I kissed two books in one day; I hope they don’t find out

97. If sarcasm counts as teasing, then yes; if not, I can’t help you

98. Nope, but I haven’t to meet Tumblreans, so…

99. No? Well maybe. Sort of. I don’t know. Probably not by conventional standards.

100. No clue, will there be breadsticks… *coughs*

101. Hugs? Wait, how well do I know this person

102. No, just too weird

103. “Nice t-shirt”

104. Umm… raises eyebrows, but is preferable to “doll”… I guess it’s cute?

105. No. Nope. Not happening. Doesn’t matter the sex appeal, not getting into that mess. Pretty obvious what they’re looking for.

106. I don’t even know when people are flirting with me

107. Make out scene between Berin and Correnten; good times…

108. Nope

109. Well I haven’t, but the same doesn’t go for my characters

110. I have a list, but I’m not talking. You can’t make me talk. Ahahahaha!

111. Who /really/ knows who they’re kissing next…

112. No clue, but if I did and they were hinting, I probably still wouldn’t know

113. Maybe? What are you, the FB-

114. Serious relationships, I guess.

115. Nope, haven’t; might happen, I dunno, haven’t gotten that far yet

116. Does anyone really know the answer to that question?

117. Dunno the question, but: Let’s sit around the campfire and sing the campfire song

the C A M P F I R E S O N G song

and if you don’t think that we can’t sing it faster, then you’re wrong

but it would help if you just sing along

[nightskyhoseok]

Drabble List #1 (1 - 175)

Wow it’s been like sixteen years since I posted the rules right??? So I’ve been working on a Drabble list, full of lines suitable for angst, smut, and/or fluff. I apologize if some are repeated, since I didn’t have the time to review it. I’ll be accepting requests now, so go ahead and throw your wild fantasies at me and I’ll be more than happy to make them come true (well not really but you know what I mean).

Remember, when requesting a Drabble, please specify a member you want, and also try to limit your line choices to 3. And, if you would like to stay anonymous, feel free to do so or tell me. Alright, I’ll shut up now. Enjoy :)

1. “Are you kidding me? We’re not ‘fine’!” 2. “You’ve only heard his side of the story. You never asked for mine.” 3. “You make me feel like I’m not good enough.” 4. “For some reason I’m attracted to you.” 5. “I am not losing you again.” 6. “Why don’t they just kiss already?” 7. “All I wanted was your honesty.” 8. “Why do you keep pushing me away?” 9. “I can’t explain right now, but I need you to trust me.” 10. “I’ve never felt this way before…and it scares the shit out of me.” 11. “Don’t fucking touch me!” 12. “Are you really taking their side against me?” 13. “Are you jealous?” 14. “I wish I could hate you.” 15. "I miss how soft your skin feels.” 16. “Can I have you tonight?” 17. “You did not just say that.” 18. “Tell me what you want.” 19. “You know, it hurt when I realized that you’re not in love with me. But nothing can compare to the pain I felt when I saw you fall in love with him/her.” 20. “Come over here and make me.” 21. "This is by far the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.” 22. "You’re the only one I trust to do this.” 23. "I thought you were dead.” 24. "This isn’t just about you. It’s about what’s best for both of us.” 25. "I love you, you asshole.” 26. "Shut up, I’m not going to kill you. You don’t deserve that kind of mercy.” 27. “You can’t keep this up, not forever.” 28. “You did this for me?” 29. "I never loved you.” 30. “You can’t protect me.” 31. "You know I wouldn’t do this if I had any other choice.” 32. "I waited and waited, but you never came back.” 33. "I want to go back to before….” 34. "Go then, leave! See if I care!” 35. "I love you so much, but it’s time to say goodbye.” 36. “A key to your house, already?” 37. “Stay with me. Come on, just a little longer.” 38. “Just focus on the sound of my voice, okay?” 39. “Why are you up so early?” 40. "Have you lost your damn mind?!” 41. "I’m sick of being your little secret!” 42. “I’m so sorry I let this happen to you.” 43. “Please don’t argue. You have to leave right now, you aren’t safe here.” 44. "Is there a special reason as to why you’re wearing my shirt?” 45. "Am I supposed to be scared of you?” 46. "Get the hell away from me!” 47. “Don’t look down.” 48. "I didn’t mean for you to find out this way.” 49. “I’m sorry I yelled at you…” 50. "Will you just hold still?” 51. "I can take care of myself!” 52. “This isn’t just about you…” 53. "I need you.” 54. “What’s that behind your back?” 55. "I wish this moment could last forever…” 56. "Why are you giving me such a hard time about this?” 57. "Look into my eyes, what do you see?” 58. "Of course you’d believe that…” 59. "Shhh, they’ll hear us.” 60. "I hate seeing you two be all coupley when I’M the one you’re fucking.” 61. “Remember when you used to care?” 62. "Don’t worry, baby, I’ve got you.” 63. “Will you just tell me the truth?” 64. "Just leave already.” 65. “Don’t look at me like that!” 66. "You think you could do better?” 67. "You’ve been so selfish lately!” 68. "Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” 69. “Why did you think that was a good idea?” 70. "The truth hurts, doesn’t it?” 71. “None of it matters anymore.” 72. “There’s something I have to tell you.” 73. “Stop it, you’re embarrassing me.” 74. "Your eyes are red…were you crying?” 75. "Don’t fucking tempt me.” 76. “Shh shh, if you moan like that we’ll get caught.” 77. "I’m so tired of waiting for you.” 78. “We’re running low on time here.” 79. "You’re hot when you’re mad.” 80. “Because I love you.” 81. “I hope you two are happy.” 82. “How are you so calm about this?” 83. “You’ve got something on your cheek.” 84. "Stay behind me and be quiet.” 85. “If I could just get you to understand…” 86. "Go to sleep.” 87. “Don’t move, it’ll be okay.” 88. "Hey, don’t raise your voice at me!” 89. "I thought you loved me.” 90. “Come on, it wasn’t that bad.” 91. "We need to forget about each other.” 92. “You call that music?” 93. "I’m not what you need.” 94. “You’re saying this was an accident?” 95. “Do you have any idea how hot you look right now?” 96. “You can’t have it both ways.” 97. "Why is your heart beating so fast?” 98. “Just tell me how to fix this.” 99. “I’ve made a huge mistake…” 100. "I understand that there are a million things that he/she has, and I don’t.” 101. “Don’t worry about it. Everyone screws up.” 102. "You can’t do that!” 103. "If you love it so much, then why don’t you marry it?” 104. "We go on three…” 105. "I’m not bothering you, am I?” 106. "There is no next time!” 107. “I didn’t know you could do that.” 108. "I forgot you used to like this stuff.” 109. “What does he/she have that I don’t?” 110. “I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!” 111. “We knew that this wouldn’t work from the beginning.” 112. “Please tell me this isn’t what it looks like.” 113. “Why’d you help me?” 114. “Don’t do this.” 115. “Please, you have to trust me.” 116. “It’s literally five in the morning.” 117. “You’re really good at this…” 118. “I’m not going anywhere without you.” 119. “What if someone hears us?” 120. “Don’t be so rough.” 121. “How many times have I told you to be more careful?” 122. “Close your eyes.” 123. “Can’t you trust me just this once?” 124. “You have ten minutes, so make it quick.” 125. “I can’t do this anymore.” 126. “This stays between us, got it?” 127. “Just kill me already.” 128. “I don’t even want to look at you right now.” 129. “I guess this is goodbye.” 130. “Why don’t you say that to my face?” 131. “Stay the night. Please.” 132. “Can’t you see I’m trying?” 133. “We can’t keep doing this!” 134. “Can I buy you a drink, sweetheart?” 135. “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” 136. “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.” 137. “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” 138. “I shouldn’t be in love with you.” 139. “You don’t deserve me.” 140. “That’s not what I meant and you know it!” 141. “Oh, look at you. All tied up and ready to be fucked." 142. “I figured you shouldn’t be alone.” 143. “Why do you want to know?” 144. “It’s you, it’s always been you.” 145. “Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” 146. "Plenty of room under the blankets.” 147. “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” 148. "I couldn’t let that be the last memory you had of me.” 149. “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” 150. "What, does that feel good?” 151. “I won’t judge you, I promise.” 152. “Are you wearing my shirt?” 153. “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” 154. "You expect me to trust you after what you did?” 155. “You’re pathetic.” 156. “Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?” 157. “Wait, what did you just say?” 158. “I’ll make sure you can’t walk tomorrow.” 159. “If you touch me again, you’re dead.” 160. “You want me to do what?” 161. “Stop! I can’t run anymore…” 162. “You’re not nervous, are you?” 163. “Don’t even think about coming back.” 164. “Can we go back to your place?” 165. “You belong to me.” 166. “They’re all watching the movie. They’re not even going to notice.” 167. "How bad do you want me?” 168. “The only time I want to hear such filth coming from your sweet lips is when I fuck you senseless. Understood?” 169. “You’ll regret those words ever left your pretty mouth, sweetheart.” 170. “There’s no such thing as fate.” 171. “I guess this is goodbye.” 172. “I can’t even look at you right now.” 173. “I wish you hadn’t stayed.” 174. “I don’t want you talking to him/her again.” 175. “I can see it on your face.”

[sweetest--melody]

1, 2, 3, 5, 10, 11, 12, 15, 20, 22, 23, 24, 25, 28, 34, the entire misc section, 90, 91, 100, 103, 104, 105, 111, the entire "this or that" section, 156, 160, 165, 166, 178, 180, 186, 188, 196, 198, 200. have fun my dude.

That is a lot wow

LETS DO THIS ANSWERS UNDER THE CUT SO I DON’T KILL EVERYONE’S FEEDS

1: Did you answer all these truthfully?- Same complaint here, they’re all fucking backwards so I’m answering these things in  order but in reverse? So I guess yes?

- FAVORITES -

2: Dog breed:- CHOW CHOW LOOK AT THIS BOOFY FUCKER HE’S LIKE A FLUFFY BEAR

3: Comedian:- Mitch Hedberg 100%

5: Color: - I SEE A RED DOOR I MUST HAVE IT PAINTED   B L A C K

10: Restaurant:- I REALLY like Red Robin. I love a good burger, and all these different varieties are

11: Food:- Man that’s a hard one. Food is just so good. All food.

12: Thing to cook:- I’m not a good cook at all, so something easy; Pancakes. Cause you can always mix those up somehow

15: Day of the week:- Saturday cause it’s the night I like, Saturday night’s alright

20: Holiday:- ITS THE MOST. WONDERFUL TIIIIIME OF THE YEAR

22: Animal:- I. FUCKING. LOVE. DOGS.

23: Website:- https://twitch.tv/autocrossbow ;)

24: Movie:- Six years later, and I still think its Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Wonderfully written with incredible directing and editing, and the choreography is fucking INCREDIBLE.

25: TV show:-

28: Band:- I’m gonna go with Red Hot Chili Peppers. I really like their funk / alt rock style, and the fact that they’re never really the same thing 100% of the time is really nice imo. I just don’t really like their album Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magik cause it’s a lot of the same shit.

34: State visited:- I’ve only really been to two or three, but for as awful as it is, my heart will always be in Florida with my friends.

- MISC -

Holy dickballs this is a lot

38: I wish I was a professional:- Journalist. Gotta be the change you want to see in the world, and the thing that needs the biggest change is the journalism industry.

39: I would like to move to:- I don’t really know where specifically, but I would like to live in a city. But not like a REALLY big city, just kind of a city.

40: Last person I got mad at:- Myself, always

41: Have you pre-named your children:- Oh GOD no

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:- Yes, my bucket list is as follows: “1. Make a bucket list.” I feel like I’m doing a good job.

43: Do you have a 5 year plan:- “Try as hard as I can not to die and see what happens”

44: One person that you wish you could see right now:- Any of my best friends. I love them all and just always want to chill with them.

45: One thing that makes you feel great is:- Masturbation Being told that I’m good at anything honestly. I have extreme self-esteem issues and am constantly telling myself that I’m awful at everything and can’t do anything right (because tbh I can’t).

46: More guy friends or girl friends:- The ratio is like 5:1 b:g

47: Who’s your best friend:- I have a lot of them but #1 I have to say has been @hazzeyfarseer101. We’ve known eachother for a long ass time, and we really connect a lot. I’m just constantly an awkward mess lol

48: Ever been in love:- Only once. It was for a long ass time too, but things just didn’t work out. There’s still a little tinge there but its all surrounded by heartache.

49: Do you want children: - LMAO FUCK THAT

50: Where would you like to be:- Physically or in life? Both of those can be answered with “anywhere but here”

51: My favorite celebrity is:- Dave Motherfucking Grohl

52: My room is:- Small-ish and without a dresser so a bit of a mess.

53: How do you like your steak cooked:- I was a well-done pleb for most of my life but I’ve learned to appreciate a bit of color inside. Favorite is pure Medium.

54: The worst pain I was ever in was:- Sitting on my testicles. I felt it for days. Not fun.

55: Your dream vacation:- Go to Florida, chill with my friends for a week, hit up a Foo Fighters concert

56: Favorite web site:- https://twitch.tv/autocrossbow ;;))

57: TV shows you watch:- Rick and Morty, BoJack Horseman, Parks & Rec, Bob’s Burgers, Dragon Ball (all series, yes including GT and Super)

58: Your hair color is: - Brown, like a tree bark sort of shade

59: The movie I cried at was:- I nearly cried during Moana, entirely because emotionally charged motif music ALWAYS fucking get me feeling things, and emotion is foreign to me so whenever they come up I never know how to handle it. I was also on a date and we were snuggling and holding hands so like everything was in overdrive.

60: I lose all respect for people who:- Cheat. Its abhorrent. NEVER do it.

61: My Car:- Is a 2008 Ford Focus. It gets me where I need to go, but its awful in snow. Ah well, it has an AUX cord.

62: My School:- Looks sketchy and old from the outside, but its a fairly solid place. Its technology is very up-to-date, perfect for a Technical school

63: My computer is:- Getting better and better over time. Like I just got a second monitor and a webcam finally, and its finally strong enough to stream stuff reliably

64: My friends are:- My life. I love every single one of them.

65: Last time I cried:- Someone told me that, while I was practicing singing, I sounded like a dying cat and that someone should shoot me. But what tipped it over to the point of tears is that, instead of defending me, a family member decided that I was being an asshole for getting upset about it and yelled at me and told me that I was ruining Christmas.

66: People that make you happy: - Again, all my friends, and certain members of my family. @ginafleury1 @lovelyheartbeautifulmind

67: The person that makes me cry the most is:- Myself honestly. I do and say and think a lot of stupid shit.

68: The worst sound in the world:- The cracking in someone’s voice when you can tell they’re holding back tears

69: I have these pets:- I don’t have these pets :(

70: Next Weekend:- I’m gonna do the same shit I’m doing this weekend: nothing.

71: Next Summer:- See above

72: Today:- I was supposed to work but I’m sick as hell and its snowing so I called out

73: Tomorrow:- I probably won’t be feeling much better, but more than likely it’ll be the start of recovering from this shit

74: I have/will get a job:- I just bus tables at a family-owned restaurant / event destination. We have two buildings, one primarily for events and the other is the restaurant proper, and I detest being in the restaurant.

75: What are you going to do when you grow up:- lmao I am grown up, its too late for me

76: Right now I am talking to:- All y’all

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: - We have a friend in our group who’s 16 and my favorite joke with them is, whenever someone says anything remotely sexual I chime in “But she’s like 12!” Anyway people say this with me in unison a lot

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from:- @shoopdanwoop. He sees ALL

79: First time you had a crush:- Kindergarten. I had a crush on my teacher.

80: The first person i talked to today was:- My mother

81: My zodiac sign is: - Capricorn

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:- NOPE B)

83: The most difficult thing to do is:- Be true to and forgive oneself, and understand others. But I love a good challenge, so I try as hard as I can to do so at all times.

84: People call me:- idk People don’t really talk about me. I’m not really worth noting lol

85: The thing im not looking forward to:- Midlife *shudder*

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most:- Charley and Cailan’s wedding. Its happening eventually, its jut a matter of time

87: The last movie I saw:- Moana on that date I was talking about. We were gonna go see Rogue One for my birthday, but we all just played Rock Band for five hours instead

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:- Not paying bills

89: Who makes you laugh the most:- Northernlion, RockLeeSmile, that whole group. They keep me 𝔊𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡 𝔦𝔫 𝓡𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔱𝑦 & 𝔉𝔲𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔣 𝓡𝔢𝔞𝔩 𝔚𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 𝔓𝔯𝔬𝔟𝔩𝔢𝔪𝔰

- [ Last time I ]-

90: Texted: hour ago- Like an hour and a half ago

91: Broke the law: - idk I’m not a big law breaker.

100: Cried in front of someone:- The last time I cried

103: Hugged someone:- My sister and brother before they left after my birthday

- [ Here’s What I Think About ]-

105: My family:- A lot of them are great. Some of them are asshats

111: Work:- I’m not good with people, I don’t get paid shit (12 dollars in combined tips at the end of a night? Fuck all yall), and some of the people I work with are fucking assholes. Lookin at you Vin and a literal fucking NeoNazi

- [ This or That ]-

123: Yankees or Red Sox (don’t judge I actually don’t care either way)

124: Disney or Six Flags

125: Chocolate or Flowers (ok but picture this. Chocolate. Flowers.)

126: Your Birthday or Christmas

127: East Coast or West Coast

128: Manicure or Pedicure (ive never had either but its probably something I should do)

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler

130: Wal-Mart or Target

131: Small town or Big city

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks(who the shit)

133: Coach or Chanel(which one has the less amount of logo slapped on their shit?)

134: Singing or Dancing

135: Burried or cremated (when I die do me like that scene from The Big Lebowski)

136: Hillary or Obama

137: Coke or Pepsi

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor(yo that one never specified personality)

139: Flip flops or high heals(as in which I’d rather wear or which I’d rather see???)

140: Mac or PC

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate

142: McDonalds or Burger King(I like BK burgers better, but McD has better everything else)

143: Curly or Straight hair

144: Oranges or Apples(Its like comparing… wait)

145: Night or Day(They’re as different as… wait)

146: Chocolate or vanilla

147: Autumn or Spring

148: Summer or winter

149: Hot or cold

150: Blondes or Brunettes

151: Red heads or Black haired(can I say both? No? Shit)

152: Phone or Online

153: Drunk or High

154: Hugs or Kisses

- [ I Believe In ]-

156: Orbs: - You could say that

160: Soul mates:- I mean, not in the spiritual sense, but definitely in the “people whose personalities match up so well they were basically made for eachother” sense.

165: Aliens: - The universe is INFINITE and INFINITELY EXPANDING so there’s no way we’re alone on this dirtball

166: Yourself:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

- MISC AGAIN I GUESS -

178: My mom:- does the best she can to provide for everyone and has been through a lot in her life, but tbh she is not a very good person.

180: Marriage is:- a promise and a challenge. It is the ultimate display of love and trust in your partner, a statement that you are entrusting them with your entire life and that you care about them enough to take care of theirs forever. And you get some sweet legal benefits out of it.

186: My best friend:- has opened up a whole world of people and possibilities to me, and I will never forget that. Thank you @hazzeyfarseer101for introducing me to Andrew and Cody and being the gateway to the rest of my life. And just in general being someone great to rap with about random shit like video games, life, philosophy, and just everything and just being a great friend. I dream that I could be as chill and thoughtful and hard-working as you.

188: My bed is: - big and comfortable lol

196: My eye color is:- hazel? Lets go with hazel.

198: I am really:- socially awkward and in a constant state of anxiety and disappointment in myself and the rest of the world.

200: My crush’s name is:- Bella. She’s in my program and we get along really well and she’s super fucking cute, but she has a boyfriend that’s she really doesn’t want to leave (even though he’s left her like twice) so looks like I’m staying on Tinder