#i was going to make this a shitpost about how I just lost almost 200 words on my fic and it was the cherry on top of this terrible day

[abhainnwhump]

"If there are any gods out there, then they all collectively hate me."

[radicalreliablerandomness]

I posted 3,651 times in 2021

1395 posts created (38%)

2256 posts reblogged (62%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 1.6 posts.

I added 3,097 tags in 2021

#shitpost - 662 posts

#lol - 656 posts

#funny - 651 posts

#podcast - 279 posts

#podcasts - 265 posts

#dndads - 159 posts

#dungeons and daddies - 151 posts

#dungeons and dragons - 118 posts

#dnd - 117 posts

#jumblr - 39 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#also like there’s no one to talk to abt them cause it’s abt a person and i can’t talk abt her cause them ppl r gonna get the wrong idea abt

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

LOSING MY SHIT

233 notes • Posted 2021-06-16 03:43:44 GMT

#4

“It’s okay to be angry, it’s not okay to be cruel” really got me send help, on the verge of tears

288 notes • Posted 2021-07-14 02:49:11 GMT

#3

being gay sure is gay!

479 notes • Posted 2021-01-19 00:05:02 GMT

#2

Just a reminder that college board hates when you make memes talking about the tests!

518 notes • Posted 2021-04-13 12:59:10 GMT

#1

do you have any podcast suggestions?

Boy do I ever!! Imma just list a lot them and a short summary 

Dungeons and Daddies (Not A BDSM Podcast)- dnd real play podcast about four dads from our world lost in the Forgotten Realms on a search for their sons. It’s a comedy and oh my god I lose my shit over it every time (I’m actually listening right now lol) and they barely actually play dnd it’s all just role play and there’s about 54 episodes right now  

The Heart of Ether- small town gay gothic podcast. Recorded in the style of leaving voice mails to an ex girlfriend who may or may not be dead. Very gay. Everyone’s voice acting is amazing. Funny moments, sad moments, gay moments. Did I mention how wonderfully gay it is? They just finished their first season so it’s a great time to jump in and binge the episodes  

The Bright Sessions- people with superpowers (not necessarily superheroes tho) go to therapy. It developed into more in later seasons but that’s the basic premise. It’s an older one but still great. 

Hello From the Hallowoods- omniscient narrator? Many storylines? Lots of gay people??? It’s not super long right now, almost at the season one finale but the story line is already amazingly complex and deep

Micro-Cosmos: A Science Fiction Podcast- there’s only one episode so far and it is a wonderful train wreck. So far it’s just: people in space. Big time fuck up in space. 

The Magnus Archives- gay horror pod. If you follow me, you probably know vaguely what it’s about. There’s one more episode left in the show and the only emotion I have is gay fear. (200 episodes in all)

Neighbourly- spooky houses on spooky street. Each episode is different and there are only 9 right now. It’s just really great. Wonderful voice acting and narration. 

Welcome to Nightvale- I mean. Wtnv. Enough said. 

Dark Dice- a dnd pod where they take out most of the actual play and dice so it’s just the storyline. Horror, naturally. They just about finished their first season and it’s honestly amazing. 

They Made It Out Of Clay- a podcast that looks at the Jewish origins of characters in media or similar stuff. They’ve only got one episode so far but it’s well done. 

The Two Princes- gay friends to enemies to lovers. Well that’s the first season at least. There are three seasons right now, relatively short. A good listen one of my comfort shows. 

Alright that’s about it lol

532 notes • Posted 2021-03-23 19:43:00 GMT

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2020 ~everything~ wrap

i finally have time to do all of the tag games that people have tagged me in over the past month or so! i cannot for the life of me remember who tagged me in which one, so i’m just putting ~everything~ in one huge post. if i tag you anywhere then consider it a standing invitation to do whichever of these you haven’t done :) in fact, this is me issuing a standing invite to any of my followers who wants to do it :) also, thank you all!

Creator Wrap: Favourite Works

Rules: It’s time to love yourselves! Choose your 5 (or so) favorite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, etc.) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you brought into the world in 2020. Tag as many writers/artists/etc. as you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome works!

this collection of philosophy quotes paired with thai bl series, (and its sequel) which is possibly my favourite thing i’ve ever made. for, uh, nerd reasons.

these gifted text post memes i made still make me laugh sometimes

this fic about green from 2gether, which i wrote in the notes app on my phone and published the same day. not my absolute best writing but i am very fond of it <3

i have a bunch fof friend zone dangerous area edits/shitposts which i like, but i’m particularly fond of my fzda as satire headlines (which now has a sequel!)

i also love my crisgood-walmart-lesbian post. i might send it in to gmmtv to try and convince them to do a crisgood-bffs spin-off

+ bonus: since i wrote this list i made this gifset (my first ever!) of jennie panhan in the shipper and i love her too much not to include her on here

+ extra nerdy bonus: this niche meme about Chinese philosophy, which still makes me crack up whenever I think about it

Favourite Creators/Follow Forever

i’ve completely lost track of who’s following who from which blog, so this is just going to be a haphazard, non-exhaustive list of people who i adore/admire/am vaguely intimidated by, mutuality be damned. maybe we talk all the time! maybe we’ve never interacted! maybe i am constantly there in ur tags... lurking... 👀... but if you’re on this list you have made me smile at least once this year and i love you for that alone <3

@wjmild kylie!! you make gifs of arm & tay & lee (separately or in various combinations) & the shipper & and kapook & random fluke pusit cameos & school rangers so i don’t have to <3 ilysm

@janeramida vianey, you have such impeccable taste in general, but your sizzy gifset in particular is so gorgeous it lives in my mind rent free

@applelapis bri, this post was a callout and i want you to know that it haunts me at night as i lie awake staring at the ceiling :((((( i hope you are happy

@gigiesarocha cata, i love it when you show up on my dash bc you have!! such taste!! also, every time you gif gigie i gain five years of life <3 pls continue doing the Good Work

@pvrrish​ eleni, i remeber legit thinking that this was an official poster when i first saw it, it’s so beautiful

@ahysopae​ juliette your khaithird fic is so good and it literally changed the way i think about khai (not an easy feat)

@kurosawadachi angel, whenever i think about grace’s speech i remember your gifset and get literal chills

@doctorbahnjit alexa, you have no right to be as funny as you are. your friend zone edits give me life

@khaotungthanawat sam, you’re probably sick of getting tagged in these lists by random strangers, but i just had to bc your gifsets are Pure Art

@tanwirapong roa, all your gifsets are so ✨iconic✨

faiza @asianmelodrama and rahul @petekaos! yours were the first two thai drama blogs i followed and for ages i lowkey thought of you as my fandom parents.

and some more blogs that make me happy: @curlykytta / @lee-thanat  / @fck-inspector-m / @pangwave / @tichawongtipkanon / @tawanv @kimmonv (violet istg i have spent more time this year trying to figure out how many blogs you have than i have spent admiring your gifsets. & i spend a lot of time admiring your gifsets) / @taytawan / @1akorn and @yihwas (and your radiant lovechild @lakornladies ofc) / @teh-ohaew / @vihokratanas (mel your gifsets are just so gorgeous) / @tootiredtoosadtooangry / @headcompletelyempty / @demiromanticmickey​ / and there are definitely more but my brain is a sieve so apologies if i’ve forgotten anyone!! i love you all!! 

2020 HIGHLIGHTS ✨

rules: list your top 10 shows (bl or not) you watched in 2020 (doesn’t necessarily have to be shows that came out in 2020 though!)

1. 2GETHER & STILL2GETHER

my first thai drama, and even after all the amazing shows i’ve watched this year, it still has a special place in my heart. watching 2gether was the first time i’d ever seen a queer romcom that just... was. for me, by the simple fact of its being, 2gether was revolutionary. and then still2gether came along and took all the best things about the first season and gave us something beautiful and quiet and lovely and just proved to me, once and for all, that queer happiness doesn’t need to justify its own existence. there can be gay cuddles on the beach for no other reason than that we want them. 

2. UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN

i don’t really have the words for this one but. it makes my heart so very soft.

3. FRIEND ZONE 2: DANGEROUS AREA

season one was mindless fun because everyone was an absolute trashfire and it was hella cathartic to watch, but season 2... wow. i love it for so many reasons: it has messy and authentic queer rep; the characterisation is excellent and i somehow care about all of the characters; amazing women taking centre stage(!); a wlw relationship with lesbian, ace and bipolar rep; multiple interesting plotlines; actual character development; arm weerayut as a chaos gremlin... absolutely one of my favourites of 2020.

4. CHERRY MAGIC

i don’t think i need to explain this one, which is fortunate, because i have no idea how exactly i’d describe the happy-warm-fuzzy-queer-seen-loving-affirmed-profound feeling that rises in my chest whenever i think about it. 

5. THE GIFTED: GRADUATION

confession: i liked season 2 more than season 1 (with the exception of the ending, which we don’t talk about). season 1 was enjoyable and interesting, but for me it was season 2 which made me love this series. it did some incredibly interesting and complicated things (even if it didn’t quite nail the landing): it pushed characters to the breaking point and wove so many layers into the story and questioned its own underlying themes. plus, watching it alongside everyone in the fandom made it 200% better. i love all of you and i love this show. egg girl 5eva.

6. THE SHIPPER

i 100% understand why so many people didn’t like this show, or found it problematic, but through some fluke it absolutely worked for me (even the ending). one day i will write an essay explaining my rationale, but for now i’ll just say that it’s one of my favourite shows about adolescence and queerness and identity and compassion and friendship and love that i’ve ever watched. 

7. YYY

this series is absolutely off its rocker, and it somehow managed to be one of the most affirming shows i’ve watched. it shouldn’t have worked by it did, and i love it so much.

8. 3 WILL BE FREE

absolutely iconic. amazing plot, stunning visuals, great characters, canon polyamory, jennie being incredible... what a series.

9. MANNER OF DEATH

i love the fact that this show exists; i love the mix of crime and romance; i love maxtul’s acting; i love the central relationship; i love bun. i know we’re not even halfway through yet, but this show is doing something special and i’m so grateful that i get to watch it unfold in real time. 

10. CHIHAYAFURU (SEASON 3)

odd one out on my list, but I had to include it. chihayafuru is my all-time favourite anime and it finally got a third season, which is somehow even better than the first two. mashima taichi is one of my favourite characters of all time and his storyline hits me on such a profound level. plus, in the years since i first say this show i’ve fallen in love with classical japanese literature (particularly heian poetry) so i had newfound appreciation for the karuta matches (aka i cried every time someone recited one of my favourite poems)

other favourites: together with me, he’s coming to me, sotus and sotus s, my dear loser: edge of 17, why r u, theory of love, wake up chanee!, gameboys, pearl next door, uta koi (anime), three kingdoms (2010), blood and water (netflix). (itsay would almost certainly be on my list if i’d had time to watch it. same with dark blue kiss, which i had to pause so i could do my assignments)

Final Thoughts

well, it’s been... a year (i don’t think anyone needs a reminder of the details) but writing this post has reminded me of all the amazing shows and people I discovered over the course of it.

thank you to everyone for being so lovely and creative and funny and quirky and kind and passionate. you’re all incredibly awesome people and i wish all of you the very best xx

[sasamdcu]

Poison Highvy

Pamela Isley/Selina Kyle/Harleen Quinzel Rated M for Mature - 1447 Words TW Drug usage

Crossposted on AO3

The Sirens get high and relax for the night. But like it's a shitpost. Selina centric because I just want her to be happy and with people who love her.

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Selina slides into the entry way of the small apartment, taking quick glances behind her to ensure she wasn’t being tailed before closing the door with her free foot. It wasn’t that she thought anyone was following her, it was more a force of habit, one like the evasion patterns she took back. These habits ensured that unless there was a team of at least five or more skilled watchers or one dedicated bat then no one would find the hideout the Siren’s were currently using. Batman didn’t need to follow her to find it, he already knew where it was located and didn’t seem to care as long as they didn’t cause any immediate trouble.

Locking the door Selina placed the large paper bag she was carrying down on the small black bench and plopped herself down beside it. Slowly she worked off her boots unlacing them and tugging them off. Groaning she stretched her latex clad foot and massaged it. Choosing high heels to be part of her aesthetic had it’s down side, especially after a long day and she silently thanked the stars that it was over and she could finally relax. Or at least she could as soon as she figured out why Harley had her pick up over 200 Chicken McNuggets™ on her way back.

Grabbing the bag of McDonalds™ once more she padded through the small kitchenette and out into the living room where she found Harley and Pamela lounging on separate corners of the couch, so slumped back it almost looked like they were sinking into it. Pamela was flicking through their Netflix™ account (That Harvey had been so kind to share when he got the family deal and only needed two for himself) though didn’t seem to be settling onto anything in particular, Harley meanwhile was flopped over the armrest giving Bud and Loud some ear scratches.

Harley noticed Selina enter first and grinned up at her with her big infectious smile, not the one she had when working for Joker meant to intimidate but one of genuine happiness.

“Hey, my favourite kitty’s here!” she drawled out her Brooklyn accent coming through thicker than usual.

“I’d better be, you know how people stare at you when you order 200 Chicken McNuggets™? It’s not pleasant I can tell you that much. Why do you even need so many?”

“Munchies.” Pamela replied without taking her eyes off the screen.

Selina nearly dropped the bag on the floor, something that Bud and Lou may have enjoyed but the rest of them would not have.

“Sorry I did not hear you right. You? Poison Ivy? Plant lover extraordinaire. Has Munchies?”

“’Bout sums it up.”

“You smoked Pot. You took a plant to your lips and lit it on hire?”

Pamela finally turned to face her looking aghast with terror.

“Selina, don’t even joke about that.”

“Then how the hell did the two of you get high? Some new pheromone concoction you were working on go wrong?” Selina pinched the bridge of her nose. This was just what she needed tonight, her two room mates conked out on what should have been a nice relaxing girl’s night in together.

It was at this point that Harley began whining and reaching for the bag.

“I prescribed her some medicinal Marijuana for when her connection with The Green becomes overwhelming for her senses. Now can you give us the dang Chickies already?”

Harley made a vicious swipe for the food but Selina pulled the bag out of her reach. Harley pouted and seemed to consider just getting up off the couching and going to take it from Selina but settled back down, arms crossed in a childish mimicry of anger.

“Not until you tell me what exactly is going on in here, if Pam didn’t smoke weed then how did you prescribe her any?”

“I realized with my body the way it is that I could just synthesize the equivalent THC levels in my body organically.” Pamela answered for them.

“Like a weed woman! No more Poison Ivy it’s Marijuana Mam!” Harley butted in much to Pamela’s exasperation, forgetting that she was supposed to be pretending to be angry with Selina.

“I told you I’m not changing my name to Marjiuana Mam, I want to save plants not legalize them.”

“But the alliteration-”

“Okay okay okay.” Selina cut off their banter. “I know Harley wouldn’t smoke any plants either for your sake so how did she get high then?”

“So funny thing about producing THC in my body, apparently it releases in my bodily fluids at extremely potent levels.”

“Okay. T. M. I. Sorry I asked.”

“I meant Saliva you kink obsessed bimbo. Though if you want to take it that way yes you could probably get high off my sweat or cum.”

Satisfied she finally had some idea of whatever the hell was currently going on Selina leaned over the couch between the two women and dropped the bag there for their taking. She was about to leave and retreat back to her own room to find a book or something to occupy the rest of her night alone when Pam grabbed her arm and pulled her back.

“Don’t you want to try?” She smirked.

“Try what?”

Pam leaned in close brushed her lips past Selina’s ear. “A hit of course. Don’t you want to kiss me?”

It wasn’t a real question. Selina caught Pam’s gaze as she pulled back to stare into her eyes. Slowly she let the other woman pull her in to a deep kiss. As their skin met Selina felt her lips buzz and she let herself be guided deeper into the kiss, let her lips part and Pamela’s tongue enter. It was intoxicating. Literally.

When Selina finally pulled back her lungs screamed and her thoughts jumbled for a moment and then seemed to ooze back into focus. She let Pamela guide her back into a second kiss, and was unsure if the light-headedness she was feeling was from lack of oxygen or the dope saliva. As they broke off a second time she realized she was purring, something she’d started doing as a joke to fit her moniker but had soon become a real habit she just couldn’t seem to quit. Harley loved it and she could already hear her snickering behind her.

“I told you it’s good. How’s it feel getting a little Poison Highvy?” Harley crooned slapping the side of the couch and chortling at her own joke.

“Please no.” Pamela sighed already accepting the new pun she’d have to put up with for the foreseeable future.

Once Harley’s snickering faded she beckoned Selina onto the couch between the two of them, moving the McNuggets™ to the small coffee table adjacent. Selina allowed herself to languidly slide over the rest of the back and twisted to fall sprawled across her room mate’s laps, her head resting on Harley’s thighs.

“Yes?” She continued to purr.

“I haven’t had my turn yet.” Harley bent down to steal a kiss of her own from Selina’s lips.

“Now how about you find something fun to watch while I get at these nugs. Then once we’re done me and Pamela can show you some of the other neat things she’s being coming up with.” “It’s vine tentacles but they’re part of my own body instead of just through the green.” Pam stated bluntly.

“And you call me the kink obsessed bimbo.” Selina’s voice came out deep and sultry now, melding into the low rumbling hum she continued to make.

“You do insist on wearing the skintight latex catsuit and those horrendously high heels.” To make her point she began kneading and massaging Selina’s feet, savouring the sigh of delight it elicited from her.

“You like it though don’t you?”

“Mmmm that we do.” Harley replied tracing her finger over Selina’s should and playing with the partly unzipped edges of her suit. “We’ll show you how much AFTER we eat. Priorities.”

Priorities were quickly forgotten halfway through the McNuggets™ as they ended up on watching old episodes of Totally Spies™ and got so into calling out and bashing it for it’s weird PG rated kink content that they completely lost track of time, eventually falling asleep without ever moving from their spots. The next morning Pamela would make the executive decision to only occasionally let her body produce THC as after a small kiss good morning the three conked out for another consecutive session aimless lounging and bad cartoons. Bud and Lou had gotten into the leftover McNuggets™ throughout the night and it would double decided that they would never let them near McDonalds™ again. Harley came up with another dozen weed puns before they finally called the whole thing off completely.

[ciebei]

11 Q Tag

Tagged by @icchiruki​ (ty binche!)

Rules:

Post the rules

Answer the questions given to you by the tagger

Write 11 questions of your own

Tag 11 people

1. what’s one thing that annoys you about a fandom you’re in?

People are so incredibly rude with literally no provocation. I guess ‘cause you’re hiding behind a screen? Regardless the level of threats some people receive are uncalled for and bless them for putting up with it.

2. top 5 most played songs in your playlist

I actually don’t have a playlist on spotify I just dump loads of songs, n I can’t figure out how to see most played so I’m going w/ most recent:

Chris Garneau | The Cats & Kids 

Cristobal Tapia de Veer | Apricot Jam

Talking Heads | Making Flippy Floppy 

alt-J | Hit Me Like That Snare

Keaton Henson | Don’t Swim

3. when did you open your tumblr account?

Late Sept/early Oct last year I believe.

4. is there a fandom you’re embarrassed to admit you used to be a part of?

...Homestuck. For like, I wanna say 2 months but it may have been 3. 

5. what’s the longest you’ve been part of a fandom?

Honestly I think it’s been the bleach fandom, so almost a year now! (If you count actively participating as the criteria).

6. zutara or kataang? (this is very important)

ZUTARA. 1000% God, I used to love atla so much.

7. name 10 things you like about yourself.

1// I can bake decent stuff. 2// I look out for friends. Always. 3// I make impulse decisions, either the best or worst thing. 4// My creativity. 5// My dedication. 6// When I want to be, I’m very hard working. 7// I try to look out for people around me. (That’s all I got!)

8. are you introverted or extroverted?

I am 3 billion per cent introverted. But also 200% extroverted around the right people.

9. the reason behind your last falling out?

I was concerned for their safety.

10. what’s your favorite post that you’ve made?

Uhhhhh honestly any of my dog posts are pretty decent.

11. list 5 of your favorite blogs and explain why you like them

@/yesterdaysprint - Hands down my favourite blog since I found it. Kind of a collection of vintage shitposts, and each one is glorious.

@/quietpinetrees - Lovely micro fiction. Feels like settling into a forest somewhere with a blanket and getting lost in other worlds. 

@/inkskinned - I remember finding her poetry years ago but losing her url. Found her again recently. I adore her work. 

@/dogjpeg - Recently found this DOG BLOG, NEED I SAY MORE??!

(das it, barring my lovely mutuals)

My Questions:

Is there anything you would’ve wanted your parents to teach you sooner?

Anyone you want to meet some day?

Do you have any good/favourite habits?

Is there any era you’d like to have lived in?

Do you have a favourite time of day?

Who in your life has influenced you the most? How so?

Favourite number?

Least favourite movie?

Are you holding onto something you need to let go of?

List two pet peeves.

Do you stick to fashion trends?

Tagging: @paradox-spiral @sam-theundefinedentity @mondfangerin @duckiesteasmiles + anyone else who would like to do these!

(Sorry if I’ve double tagged anyone I have no idea who I’ve tagged previously at this point)