#i was fkn DYING

[the-cookie-of-doom]

Kim and Chay Accidentally Develop A Pony-Play Fetish

So I saw this post:

And I thought to myself, you know what would be really funny?

Chay is the first one. Kim goes okay. I'm willing to work with this. A warning would have been nice. But he's going to power through any awkwardness, swallow his giggles, and ride his ass. And Kim gets into it. Not like, personally, but he's going to make damn fucking sure his boy is satisfied.

Kim is saying some dumb pony-play shit trying to play into what he thinks is Chay's suddenly-revealed fetish, grabs his hair and tells him to neigh, or says he's gonna break him in like the wild stallion he is.

Chay thinks Kim is the freak.

They're both like Okay, This Is A Bit Weird, But If You're Into It.

They're both very supportive boyfriends. Goals, honestly. One drops a buckwild (haha) fetish in the middle of sex? Fuck it! Guess we're doing that, now!

Afterwards goes something like this:

Chay: so you know how we talked about discussing kinks before, like, doing them? Kim, judging him: oh so now you remember? Chay: EXCUSE YOU??? Kim: ME??? Chay: you're the one that started the pony play!! Kim: You said you were a horse!?!?!

Once they figure out the misunderstanding they're going to die. Rolling on the floor laughing, can't breathe, haven't even put their clothes back on yet. Chay is wheezing.

Chay: you told me to neigh! Kim: and you did!!

Kim committed to the bit (haha) so hard. No hesitation. He just fkn went with it. If Absolutely nothing else, that man is RIDE or die.

But then it gets better. This could easily be a one-time occurrence. Something to laugh at later. But then they get kinky another time, Kim brings out a riding crop, and Chay just. Loses it. Then Kim loses it. He can't even defend himself! He's laughing to much to remind Chay that they already owned the damn thing, and he wasn't thinking of That Incident at all!! It takes him at least half an hour to clam down enough to even try fucking, and they're still giggling the whole time.

After that, one of them buys a gag that looks like a bit. Once again, on the floor cry-laughing for at least ten minutes. (But actually it's so much more comfortable than a ball-gag, may as well use it!)

One night Kim is tying Chay up and Chay goes, "Are you gonna lasso me?" grinning like a menace, then honest to god knickers. He's been practicing. He's going to kill Kim.

All that to say- they eventually, accidentally, end up with a full kit of tack, complete with Kim in this outfit:

thank you @snickerdoodlles for not immediately blocking me when I started this nonsense 🤣💛

[lavelluvian]

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[boxwinebaddie]

Now Miss Nina...THOSE TAGS

i said what i said!

ALSO: i think he said "I-I Lo--" before he passed out </3

[beanthebugboi]

Who needs aesthetic insta-worthy breakfast pics when you can turn your toast into a dumbass meme

[hogans-heroes]

“You are talking to the patron saint of gender neural bathrooms in Austin you little shit”

[mohabbaat]

https://www.tumblr.com/mohabbaat/751909189454102528/hindu-nationalism-is-a-genuine-disease-in-our?source=share

Tell me honestly bro, did you ask your parents the same question about Kashmir massacre and mass rapes during your childhood? (Yk which one I'm talking about) Did you read about it any of the history books in your school? Or you just say this shit to look cool on school media?

no, i didn't ask my parents or grandparents whether they "shared resources on social media" during the kashmir massacre. since you know social media wasn't a thing back then. hope that answers your question!

[justmeinatree]

oh how badly i wish i could just disappear into the night and never look back

[violentviolette]

me anytime ppl bring up ship discourse in 2024

[skitskatdacat63]

Next au is truly bound to be Don Quixote! Fernando istg 😭 it's so him yknow. Deranged man who has delusions of grandeur because he's read too much knight fanfiction and everyone around him both is concerned but also humors him

[hyah-lian]

Misery Loves Company (and cheesy tropes)

(Sickfic drabble ish thing idk I am Misery and I wanted Company but can't type more than a paragraph at a time so this is as much as is going to happen. Stomach sick warning, but not graphic just mentioned)

The smaller fluff of Legend's strawberry blond hair peeked out from under the blanket behind the pale shaking hand.

"No. Don't even look at me. Or talk. Just juice. I'll live, ignore me, leave."

"You can't just preten-"

"Just go. No audience. Out."

Twilight rolled his eyes and placed the juice cup down with an unseen flourish, and very heard thud.

Though, he closed the door with a much gentler click.

"Mr. Hero is always like that when he isn't feeling well," Ravio's near whisper made Twilight jump.

"He is especially prickly over sicknesses like-"

Ravio was cut off by the bedroom door creaking open and the abrupt slam of the bathroom door. They both winced as Legend was heard retching for the third time since they had arrived.

"It is best to leave him be. As much as Mr. Hero could use the comfort, he only works himself up worse with it."

Downstairs Four and Wind were loudly discussing drafted weapon designs, Time and Wild were looking through the kitchen, Hyrule and Sky were searching through the group's bags for any remnant of potion or medicine, and Wars stood alone off to the side feigning nonchalance.

"I'd reckon he's gonna be like Ledge," Twilight tilted his head towards Wars, "you think?"

Ravio took in the stiff stance, slow edging to the room's exit, and complete lack of colour to Wars' face.

[straycalamities]

i wanna draw but the thing is: i Think too much when i draw and so the horrors flood in

[track2hack]

Going to the mall is not a choice it’s a necessity and I would rather DIE

[eversweetflowerpot]

it’s so rude that i have to go to my job today. mondays can eat it

[taegularities]

I’VE LIKE 18 PAGES LEFT, SO I’M ALMOST DONE BUT MY GOD I FEEL SICK TO MY STOMACH AND SCARED LMAO Y’ALL THIS CHAPTER IS SO MUCH FSKLJKLAGD

[unofficialadamtaurus]

"Yang's "you never gave up on people, even when they hurt you" sounding like something that would be said about Sun vs. Blake getting hurt by Adam and, in fact, giving up on him." anon..

I literally thought about this the entire time... unfortunately... like. Blake wincing at a comment Weiss made. that line just now in todays episode..

THERES SO MANY MOMENTS WHERE I THOUGHT ABOUT ADAM THIS VOLUME SO FAR... I was live blogging the last episode and I posted this few aka Weiss comment I was talking about:

" “things have to die someday, right?” Weiss says. WHY DID BLAKE WINCE AT THAT. is there something you want to share with the class "

like... girl you are thinking about something. you have to be. like clearly obviously the event in v6 is still bothering her and still hasn't left her mind.

that's clear because they've only talked about him like. once. not even directly. they don't talk about him directly ever. in the scene where they were talking about him in v7...

whole conversation:

Yang: He didn't have a lot of good options. (abt ironwood ig?) Blake: I'm not sure there are many good options left for any of us, anymore. Keeping secrets, *taking lives? It makes you wonder how far we're going to have to go to keep doing.. the right thing.. ... Yang: Blake. *We did.. what we had to do. ... Blake: *I know.. But next time, I want to make sure.. we don't have to. And I can tell you, ambushing a huntress who's just trying to help isn't an option I'm thrilled about choosing. Yang: Then maybe we shouldn't.

*highlighted parts are about Adam (NOT DIRECTLY, but they ARE talking about him) proof:

from the writers documentary. (it's an image.. should show)

Are they still hinting at how this still bothers Blake in this volume?? Since they've done it in v7 or is that out the window? Things still haven't gotten better in regards to what Blake was worried about in this original scene. in fact they've gotten worse (we know).. but she isn't talking about it. NONE of them are even talking about it..

So many people have died!! yet the last few episodes all of the characters are like "oh, another time." and "i don't wanna talk about this right now." GIRL YOU HAVE EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF THE MINUTE OF THE DAY TO TALK ABOUT THIS.

All of them are worried about the same shit.. and don't want to do their worst but ohhh that cannot be avoided because they're not even speaking about it at all.

they're all insane /lh

Tbh I haven't really gotten Adam vibes from anything this season other than the hilarious hypocrisy of Yang's line, but I also haven't been looking for them. Didn't notice Blake's wince at that line either. Maybe it's about Adam? But with how he is apparently The Character Who Shall Not Be Named now, I don't see them doing much with him and particular his relationship with Blake, so who even knows what Blake was thinking about in that moment.

Unless you count Blake's uncharacteristic shyness, meekness, and fear of everything around her as Trauma about Adam that's only resurfaced after *checks notes* an indeterminate amount of time after killing him with her own hands.

[raccoonspooky]

*shaking and twitching, covered in blood* it is day 1948102 and i have found a moment to transcribe a single word into the soft bark of a tree i found