#i wanted to post yesterday so bad but i didnt want to jinx it but NOW

[anotherfandomok]

I GOT MY FUCKING TITS CHOPPED OFF

[onlyjihoons]

traffic police!seongwoo

(repost)a/n; ong's installment of my policeman!w1 collab w iris @alliwannado-w1,, and mb by the very talented xuan @hwinkinghwi!

prompt:  “It’s 2 in the morning and i was just trying to get home but i left my sunroof open all day and now there’s a squirrel in my car and it scared me and i drove into a pole – would you please stop laughing you’re a cop. you’re supposed to be helping”

ong had a liking to cars since he was young

and he thought traffic police were cool, having the ability to make people listen with the snap of their fingers

also because his father was a reckless driver, almost landing the family into accidents a few times

he wanted the roads to be safe for everyone

he was also hella stoked to get his first license, and passed it with flying colours on the first round

nearly failed the police academy though, he was good at practical tests but bad at theory test because it requires a lot of memorising

anyhow, he was awarded one of the higher honours of distinction when he graduated the police academy

alongside with fellow traffic police!daniel at Gangnam police post, they do meet up once a week to drink

sometimes gets too drunk that daniel needs to carry him over to his place...

"d-daniel hyunggggggg!!!!"

"hyung, i think you got the wrong idea--"

"shush baby, i know you like me--"

"no, hyung. youre drunk. get out of it."

sorry ongniel shippers

but when he's sober though, he will keep daniel in check

"stop eating jellies, you'll die of diabetes before you can even die whilst on duty"

often patched to patrol because he cant seem to write reports that well

both drunk and sober girls and boys hit on him because he is that good looking

instead of this number, they get a ticket from him

take his job seriously though, despite his playful façade

likes to spike daniel's morning tea with 6 packets of sugar

and paste screenshots of jihoon's aegyo all over the younger's desk

but when traffic police!ong comes in play though, he is indeed, very very very serious and looks really really really hot

i mean quite literally, because he might've accidentally turned on the heater too high during the winter

causing the car to be a sauna

bites his lip in concentration, taking down every single detail

has a keen eye, able to tell the speed of a car just by 1 look

sometimes he gets tasked to check the expiry timing for parking coupons and may or may not have taken a selca or two with the fancy looking cars

and posts them on instagram

but honestly no mercy when offering tickets?? like santa claus but traffic tickets

likes to take notes with a ball point pen, cap in between his lips

remember what i said about people hitting on him when they get stopped by ong?? the female officers in the station do hit on ong as well

but has no qualms of dating people, he would like to achieve at least a commander post, then paying a little more attention to his love life

not that he has none, but those didnt seem to work out as ong priortises work over love

which sometimes is a turn off but honestly no one really does think it is

you were working overtime for your job, and you left the sunroof open of your car because your car seemed to have some smell and you wanted to get rid of it

by the time you were done with your work, it was already 2am

you sighed as you took off your heels and put your work bag on the passenger seat beside you

it was a long day, working from 9am to 2am

all you needed was some animal to be in your car and wreck havoc

well jinx

there was a squeaking sound from the backseat of your car, and you even made sure it wasn't the work of your rusty brakes

you looked back to see a squirrel staring at you, as it blinked its eyes back at you

you screamed, as your brain lost control of your hand coordination and made you barge into a lamp post

you cursed on your luck, as you could hear the sirens of the traffic police approach you

you got out of the car, inspected the damage the squirrel inflicted

"are you okay?" was the first thing you heard from the traffic police

"yeah i'm fine, i drove into this because i left my sunroof open and a squirrel came into my car--"

you could barely finish your explaination as you heard laughter from the traffic police beside you

he was crouching down, clutching his stomach and eyes crinkling, hand occasionally hitting his tigh

"so you're saying, you drove into the lamp post because of your negligence and a squirrel?"

"y...yes."

"wow"

now you were wondering if the traffic police officer was nuts, because he was supposed to help you, not laugh at you

he cleared his throat, as you glanced at his face, it was really cute

"i'm sorry, but i'd still have to issue you a ticket for driving into the lamp post...because of a squirrel"

"what--"

"no special treatment, young lady, you were the one who drove into the lamp post, not the squirrel."

you groaned as the officer tore a ticket from the electronic ticket printer

"please pay the fine by this coming saturday, all damages done to your car will be repaired at your own cost." the officer with the name "ong sw" on his name tag said as he took down some notes

"you can pay at any post office, or simply at any police station if you'd like," officer ong huffed, with 2 hands tucked into the uniform pocket, "and please do not leave the sunroof open again, lest more animals reside in your car."

"yes, thank you for your concern."

"then, i will take my leave." officer ong bowed, as he retired back to his car

you looked at your ticket, then at the traffic police car that just left,,

"he's so cute"

you had a day off the next day bc your boss felt bad that you had to work overtime

so why not use the time to pay for your traffic fine!!!

you didnt have a post office near where you lived, so you had to make a trip down to the police station which was a 3 minute walk away

you trudgingly wore your pyjamas(an oversized tshirt and shorts) to the police station, your wallet and phone in hand

"hi, i'm here to pay for my...fine."

the officer at the front desk was a lady, with the name tag "kang seulgi"

"ah... you're the one ong was talking about just now..." she mumbled to herself, almost smirking, "can i have your ticket and identification card please."

you passed her the neccesary documents, as she began to type on the computer in front of her

"y/n, someone has paid for your fine already." seulgi looked up from the computer

"what?"

"yeah, it was paid last morning, but the system doesn't show who paid for it." she scratched her head, "weird, who comes into the police station at 4am to pay a stranger's fine?"

you were rejoicing internally, controlling yourself to not break out in your happy dance, "then... i don't need to pay for it?"

"yeah, since it was paid for." seulgi nodded as she handed you back your documents, "the person that helped you to pay your fine is really kind."

"yeah theyre sure are," you smiled, "thank you for your work!"

with that, you left the police station skipping happily

you didn't think you would come out of the police station happy, but yeah you did lol

you hear someone clear their throat, and you whipped your head around, it was officer ong from yesterday, in his exact same uniform

"i guess you have to thank me for that," he thrusted his head towards the entrance of the police station, "i had to chip in part of my measely salary as a traffic police to pay for your fine."

"did you really?" you frowned, "the system didn't show the name of the payee though."

"who on earth would be at the police station to pay a fine at 4am unless theyre on a night shift?" he winked

it all clicked now

"ah...i see."

"perhaps you can repay me with a dinner date? you see pretty cute you know."

you blushed, not expecting such a cute traffic police officer to pick you up like that

"sure, where do we meet?"

read jihoon’s part here and here, woojin’s part here, daniel’s part here. masterlist// requests are open.

[dailypigeonpost-blog]

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