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[thepronounsnatcher]

My Favourite Misc Quotes For Some Reason

1. “Maybe this is a ploy to make people come outside and touch more grass and maybe some more tree ass.” =

2. “Don’t microwave my salad!” =

3. “Stop saying you’re better than me, I agree but it’s really hurting my feelings.” =

4. “Stop, that’s animal abuse.” =

5. “Surely there has to be a cuter pose I can use. Meow.” =

6. “Ange, Ma Cherie, Etoile, Amour...Amour?” =

7. “It’s pinker in person.” =

8. “You’re adorable. Stupid but adorable.” “Really? You think I’m-” =

9. “Leo drives.” “Why?” “He’s least likely to hit something just for fun.” “True.” =

10. “Here’s my baby, he likes memes.” =

11. “Donatello, with a book in his hand saves the day and proves to everyone that he’s the man! Po-po comes in and takes him away, but Donnie D will live to fight another day!” =

12. “Your toothpick friend is stupid, Dan.” =

13. “Guys?” “Anybody there?” “Can somebody untie us?” “I’m afraid of togetherness.” =

14. “Lemon! Lime! Do you have Costa Rican beans that have been sung to?” “Why would I sing to coffee beans?” “There’s no time for crazy questions!” =

15. “I never made it past the butter.” =

16. “Looks like my Build-Your-Own-Cupcake stand is a hit, and honestly, I never would have come up with the idea if you all hadn’t messed up so badly. Thank you for being such terrible bakers.” =

17. “Did you say where’s Texas or we’re sexist because both of those are concerning but in different ways.” =

18. “I forgot my chemistry homework at home.” “I forgot we had chemistry homework at home.” =

19. “Name one attraction in West Virginia.” “Racism.” =

20. “One night at dinner on the green, I was going to ask her to marry me, but instead of accepting my proposal, she revealed she was a giant spider, kidnapped me to the Hidden City, and forced me to fight in the Battle Nexus. Not really the response I was looking for.” =

21. “Basically, if you handed a sparkle dog to an animator, they’d tell you to jump off a cliff.” =

22. “Fuck you, Goatman!” =

23. “Your name is Meat Sweats?“ “Well, actually, it’s Rupert.” “Oh, I would stay with Meat Sweats.” =

24. “Spoiler alert: the 99th digit is 7!” =

25. “Thank you for the drama.” =

26. “Can’t we just get new brothers?” =

27. “That is not a battle scar, that is a life threatening injury.” =

28. “Zahlen bitte!” “Why did you show up here speaking fluent German?” “Richthofen-san thought me.” “Do you know what it means?” “I don’t.” =

29. “Score? 45.” “6.″ “Is my Tetris score okay?” =

30. “That is the weakest excuse for a fire alarm.” =