#i want you to come claim it I DOOOO what are u waiting for....

[lovvelorrn]

yeah yeah she really put *something* on this track... and especially this live version...

[alley-catz-vs-daybreakers]

Only Fools Rush In

AC & DB drama track

Happy Birthday Gentaro! 🎉

Leading up to April 1st, a pair of Division leaders find them in a rather humorous mishap. However, due to a certain someone’s desire for inspiration, all six members are brought into the chaos. Meanwhile, the amused author looks on.

Kosuke: Yumeno-sensei? This is Furuhata Kosuke, you wanted to meet with me about a book cover?

Gentaro: Apologies, you seem to have the wrong person you see, for I am merely a poorly paid cosplayer. Meant to promote the recent book of a different author, titled “Tales of Genji.”

Kosuke: Yumeno-sensei, that is a book most know already know by name. Regardless, do you have any ideas for how you’d like for your cover to look?

Gentaro: I have no preference, though I would prefer it to an extravagant and bright one to catch eyes on the selves as it is different from my usual stories. A stand out story must have a stand out cover after all.

Kosuke: R-right. So may I see the overview to get an idea?

Gentaro: I am not yet done with that actually. Though I may give it to you in a few days. The first of April perhaps?

Kosuke: Yes. That works.

Gentaro: Also, about that cover.

Kosuke: Yes?

Gentaro: That was a lie. A simple design will do.

Kosuke: A-Ah. I see. . .

Gentaro: I will be off then. do enjoy the cake.

Kosuke: Wait what?!

Sever: Here you go sir. This was paid in advance.

[Door closes]

Gentaro: Now then, to see what unfolds.

Gentaro’s story: A young lady is to meet with her friend at a cafe when a stranger takes a seat beside her. He pretends to be her boyfriend as he claims he is being followed by numerous admirers. Along the way, they bond and find they went to the same school. Her friends however do not like him and in the end they must separate. Along the way, there are hints as to something must be off. Turns out, the man was indeed a highschool classmate whom she had a rush with, but one who was ostracized by her friends and moved away. Her visit to the cafe is for the last place she saw him, where he rejected her before he left.

Gentaro: Such an tragic tale, to feel the stings of love is truly a misfortune thing—

Emiko: There you are! Yumeno-sama! ~ ♡

Gentaro: Speaking of. 

Gentaro: I know not of this Yumeno you speak of young lady. I am merely a poor, homeless young man who has spent the very last sum of his money to buy these outdated clothes and some bitter coffee. 

Gentaro: Do you really not have anything better to do than disturb the unfortunate?

Emiko: Huh? Homeless? But you’re said-ooooh! You’re lying right? Sorry Yumeno-sama but cha can’t fool me! ~ ☆

Emiko: So you found me ‘cause Ramuda needed a favor right? Where is he? Is he hiding? 

Gentaro: About that, Ramuda’s not here, that was a lie. I just said that to get you here. For an informant you’re not very cautious are you? 

Emiko: Hey! I can be cautious! You just don’t seem suspicious. But why do you need me Yumeno-sama? Doooo you want me to find someone? 

Gentaro: You’re close but not quite. I actually need you to accompany someone for awhile. They’re waiting inside for you right now. Oh and take this with you, [hands slip of paper] the table number is on the back. But do not open it until you meet him.

Emiko: An escort job? I don’t think I’ve done that before, but it sounds like fun. Okay, you can leave it to me! Bye bye Yumeno-sama! ~ ♡

[walks inside the cafe as Gentaro leaves]

Emiko: Whooooa~ It feels really homey in here, so cute! 

Emiko: Hmmmm, table #6. I wonder what this guy is li—

Kosuke: ? ? ? 

Emiko: ? ? ? 

Emiko: Kosuke! [glomps him] Hello! What’s up! What’cha eating? Is it yummy? Can I have some!

Kosuke: Ah! Emiko-san! Um, yes, this is very good, and you can certainly have some if you’d like. [slides over plate]

Emiko: Really? Thank you! ~ ♡

Kosuke: Why are you here by the way? Do you have business with Ramuda-san?

Emiko: Well I actually owe Ramuda a favor, but I guess Yumeno-sama’s the one giving me a job today. What about you?

Kosuke: Ah! I had a meeting with Yumeno-sensei about a book cover of his. It seems that Ramuda-san recommended me to him.

Emiko: Cool cool! ~ ☆ Then that makes this way easier, ‘cause you’re actually my assignment today. Yumeno-sama said I have to escort you somewhere.

Kosuke: Escort. . .me? To where?

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Natsuki: I don’t get why you had to drag me along with you.

Haruto: Because an unknown number told me about where Ko-chan was and he might have a stalker.

Natsuki: This makes us the stalkers you numbnut.

Haruto: Dude, looks like he’s on a date with that cutesy Harajuku leader girl. . .

Natsuki: What?!

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Seiichi: Look I’m sure she’s fine. Emiko’s a tough girl, she can handle herself.

Hiroshi: That much is clear. But she’s not one to run off with a client without blabbing about it first. Plus whoever called us here clearly has ulterior motive, it could be them.

Seiichi: They did sound pretty sketchy, but it’s nothing we haven’t dealt with befo—

Seiichi: Dude, look at that window. That cafe over there!

Hiroshi: Yes, it’s just a cafe. What’s so special about—Is that her? With, Akihabara’s leader??

Seiichi: Wait is she on a date?!

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[they opened up Gentaro’s paper in suprise]

Emiko: . . .

Kosuke: . . .

Kosuke: . . . “Have an enjoyable date?”. . . Oh. . . This was a setup. . . What do we do?! I mean- you’re getting paid for this and I don’t want to be the reason you don’t get money but- why?! You’re like a sister!

Emiko: Eeeeeh?! A date! Like a date date! But you’re like my big brother! I don’t want you to have to pay for this. 💦 Plus I’ve never been on a date before! Ramuda are you in on this too?!

Kosuke: Ahhhhhhh. . . this is really bad! What do we do?! Does just hanging out here count?!

Emiko: I-I don’t know! Maybe! *turns beet red* U-umm. . . . . . . . . *goes quiet & looks down*

Kosuke: I’m not really the type to use swear words, but. . .

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Haruto: Hey, Natsu. I think Kosuke’s actually flirting with her. She’s blushing like crazy. (whistles) who knew Ko-chan could do such a thing.

Natsuki: You must be seeing things, besides, finish your food. We need to go, I don’t have all day.

——

Seiichi: Are they actually flirting?? I don’t think I’ve ever seen her that embarrassed.

Hiroshi: Hmph, together or not that fiend better not try anything.

Seiichi: Well, if this is really the client then maybe we should stay out of it.

Hiroshi: *sighs* I suppose you’re right, but I still want to know about that number—. . . Don’t look now, but do try to hold your temper.

Seiichi: Oi what temper! What are you looking at anyways? Huh? . . . It’s the other guys from Akihabara!

Hiroshi: I thought I told you to hold your temper. 💦 Now you’ve given us away.

Natsuki: Oh look, we’re just a squad of stalkers.

Haruto: Natsu! Don’t call us that!

Seiichi: He he he, stalker squad. Not bad coming from you losers!

Hiroshi: Well that’s one way to start things off. If I may add, what exactly are you two doing here.

Natsuki: My little brother got a text telling him where Kosuke was with a photo. He got scared and came over. Judging from things though, we were all just chess pieces for someone’s amusement.

Haruto: Yeah! It was a creepy message tho!

Natsuki: And I was dragged along, though I believe that if a certain someone thought things through, he could have reasoned that Kosuke is more than capable of defending himself.

Hiroshi: Hmm. Unfortunately, I’ll have to agree with you. We got a call not too long ago from an unknown saying Emiko was helping a friend. They too sent us a picture of where she was, at this very location.

Seiichi: So does that mean someone’s stalking them both? More importantly, are they really dating?!

Hiroshi: I can hardly see that as more important, but it seems we have two mysteries to solve.

Natsuki: That implies us four working together.

Haruto: Awww! Give em a little chance!

Natsuki: Don’t you dare go a tirade about going with the flow and disregarding everything else.

Haruto: I don’t do that! Much. . .

Seiichi: *whispers* Oh great, this must be my lucky day.

Hiroshi: Enough Seiichi, it appears we have no choice. However, do try to keep your brother on a short leash, boy.

Natsuki: Same goes for you old man, except this time it’s your ward.

Haruto: Geeze Natsu, you’re real riled up.

Natsuki: Oh. I’m sorry, not my fault the geezer’s insufferable.

Hiroshi: Right back at you.

Seiichi: Tch. You guys are one to talk! Especially that barking dog of yours!

Natsuki: If you want to lump us together then either stop calling me a child, or call yourself one.

Haruto: Rude! I ain’t a dog! Though they are really nice and fun to play with. . . so. . .

Hiroshi: So the little mocking bird finally speaks. Truly an incredible sight.

Seiichi: Pfffft ha ha ha! Are you really that dumb! You know I’m trashing ya right!

Natsuki: Last time I checked, it’s not me who’s constantly stuck in rut. And also, next time, try to choose a bird species that wasn’t helpful in Darwin’s theory of evolution hm?

Haruto: Hey! Aren’t you a bit too young to go trash talking everyone? Like I dunno, wait for like a competition of somethin’ I guess. Throwing hands isn’t the only way to solve your problems kid.

[cafe doors burst open]

Emiko: Wait wait please don’t fight! What’s going on out here!

Kosuke: This is in public! Please be careful!

Alley Catz: ! ! !

DayBreakers: ! ! !

Emiko: *tearing up* Why are you guys fighting about noooooow! This is embarrassing! ~

Seiichi: Not this again! 😰 P-Please don’t cry.

Hiroshi: Y-Yes, forgive the intrusion m’lady.

Kosuke: I certainly look forward to your excuse as to why you’re practically fighting on the streets.

Natsuki: . . . Haruto

Haruto: u-um... I uhh, was scared?

Emiko: What have I told you guys about starting fights? I can tell you started it too, bullies. Bleeeeeh! *sticks out tongue*

Kosuke: How does one. . .nevermind. Scared for what.

Haruto: Your safety duh! Some creep sent a pic of you and your location. And now we come to see you on a date!

Hiroshi: Right, we’re here for that very same reason. Someone called us claiming they knew where you were and we thought you might be in danger.

Seiichi: I knew you were fine but we didn’t know you were on a date with the beanpole!

Kosuke: Wait! No! It’s not a date! I was here on business!

Natsuki: Stop letting him call you a beanpole first.

Emiko: It is not a date! At least not a real one . . . *blushes* Look I’ll explain later ok! Plus, Kosuke’s not a beanpole, he’s cute just the way he is Seiichi!

Seiichi: That’s not what I meant. 💦

Kosuke: Oh! I don’t find anything offensive in that! It’s just a nickname!

Natsuki: Where’s your pride and self presevation?

Haruto: I think we all know where that is Natsu.

Natsuki + Haruto: Nonexistent.

Kosue: *blushes* (mumbles) I’m not that bad about it. . .

Emiko: *blushes* A-anyways, go home you two! Or else. . o-or else. . . Just go! And no more stalking!

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Kosuke: hm? A package? Oh! The summary! 

Kosuke: “Ruby Chocolate. Brought to a cafe, Aiko meets her first love on a whim, only to find their lives have been intertwined for years. However, her friends dissaproval will test their relationship.”

Kosuke: . . . Well, it is my job.

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Emiko: Yay! Package for me! Wait, I didn’t order a book. Did I?

Emiko: “Ruby Chocolate” “Brought to a cafe, Aiko meets her first love on a whim, only to find their lives have been intertwined for years. However, her friends dissaproval will test their relationship.”

Emiko: Aww how cute. This is from. . . Yumeno-sama! *blushes* Wait a second he really did set us up!

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Gentaro: *sipping tea* What a wonderful birthday present I have given myself.

[im-sexy-and-im-mystictrash]

So I wanted to know how the rfa+v+saeran+ vanderwood would react to a young mc like 15-18 being pregnant like a teen mom *Plantonic relationship Sorry if you don't like this *Let's say they got pregnant by a boyfriend

Naw fam I love this, I love anything with babies or teen moms so Ight I’ll take a crack at it, lets see what we can do if it’s okay some of them are going to have the boyfriend not in the picture. Also it’s like 2 o’clock in the morning so any spelling mistakes are still propable my fault, I still have shitty spelling at any time

Yoosung

You weren’t that far along 

only a tiny baby bump

So not being that far along you didn’t feel the need to tell them much

and then in the chat room you totally forgot you didn’t tell them

so you just

“Ughh the morning sickness is really getting to me again”

“Morning sickness? so you only get sick in the morning?”

“No that’s just a saying people use when the pregnant are sick”

…

…

“Pregnant?”

Oh yeah oops

“I totally forget that I didn’t say anything, Yeah i’m pregnant”

Yoosung has so many questions and then remembers

“Wait aren’t you in high school?”

“Yup”

…

“So you’re a teen mom?!”

“Yea”

He was so surprised

He’s never known anyone that’s been a mom so young

He had asked many questions and you answered all of them

but then he asked one that caught you off guard

“So are you and your boyfriend hoping for a boy or girl?”

“Well I’m not sure about him, he hasn’t talked to me for awhile…”

“WHAT?!”

He is furious

The dad doesn’t want to be there?!

“It’s okay MC I’ll be there for you!”

That just tugs at your heart

When you two met irl

ya’ll were stuck like glue

He stayed with you to help you

“MC would you like some more food?” Yes

He did

E V E R Y T H I N G   F O R   Y O U

“Don’t worry Uncle Yoosung is here”

Zen

You were trying to tell them that you couldn’t do the whole RFA thing because your due date was coming up soon

but they were so excited to do the party so you didn’t say anything

Seven obviously knew about it so you told him to say nothing

“Alright but I’m going to watch you like a hawk!”

So as the days went on you were pretty good and having fun

But it was when it came to the time that Zen broke his leg

You wanted to help so badly

but no one knew you were VERY pregnant

So while in the chatroom as the car was on it’s way to pick you up you just dropped it into the chatroom

“Can’t to see you”

“Me too! I’ll see you soon”

“Yup btw I’m 9 months pregnant bye!”

MC left the chatroom

Zen was freaking out

What if something happens on your way here?

And what would he do if your water broke while your were here?

your pregnant?!

*Ding dong*

OMG PREGNANT TEEN IS HERE WHAT DO I DOOOO

He opens the door for you and sees your very big belly

“MC get in here! what if the baby gets cold?!”

it was more like he was taking care of you then you taking care of him

He grew attached to you two

“Is this what it feels like to be a grandpa?”

“You’re not my dad Zen”

Also Zen refused to let you go back to the apartment

“You’re not going back while you’re going to pop any day now! I want nothing to happen to my grand child”

“Zen you’re not my…whatever yeah your grand kid”

Everyone agreed that you should stay with Zen for the remainder of the time

you were doing so good even getting many guests

until you were at the party

While stuffing your face at the food table your water broke

once he heard you screaming in pain he was running to you

“Don’t worry MC! Grandpa Zen will get you there safely!

He obviously didn’t go into the delivery room

But he was right beside you when your baby Boy/Girl was in your arms

“Zen would you like to hold your grandchild?”

He was in TEARS

Grandpa ain’t going anywhere

Jaehee

You actually didn’t know you were pregnant

You were only a few weeks

and you didn’t have a clue

Jaehee was the one that suggested it when you told her about you being sick and wanting really weird food, being really moody

“Jaehee I don’t know what’s going on”

“Aren’t you pregnant?”

…

…

“haha..”

“Are you serious?”

“Yes”

…

“OH MY GOD”

You get a pregnancy test and low and behold

Boom

Lil MC in progress

You were so scared

“Jaehee I can’t have a baby! I’m only in high school!”

She was a bit started about your age

but

“MC I may have known you for very few days but I know you’re a very strong woman, you can do this!”

Awww shedding a few tears

She helped you through the whole process

She ordered Seven around so you got all the things you needed

You could have left to get the things you needed 

but nope

Momhee ain’t havin it

“You’re staying in the apartment we don’t want anything to happen to you”

“Seven get her medicine for her morning sickness”

“Yes ma’am

“Seven watch to make sure she’s eating those veggies”

“But those are gross”

“Seven you’re getting her the fucking vegetables”

“Spare me yes your highness”

Seven was forced to go back and forth to take care of you in place of Jaehee

He was too scared to find out what she would do if he didn’t do what said

and when you two met?

She was even more protective

Made sure you did your homework

more healthy food

but she did it because she cared about you like her own daughter

“Jaehee you’re the best mom ever”

“But I’m not-”

“shhh Just let it happen”

Jumin

You were about 5 months along

So you had a belly

but it only made you look chubby

Which effected you greatly

“Jumin am I fat?”

“I’ve never met you in person so I don’t know”

“Oh my god you think I’m fat!”

“what? no I didn’t-”

“Well you’re fat!”

“No I’m within healthy range for my age and height”

“Oh rub it in why don’t cha! well you’re not 5 months pregnant!”

…

…

“Mc you’re pregnant?”

“Yeah! so I’m not fat!”

“MC I never said you were fat”

He had you brought to his penthouse sooner so you could get the best care

“I refuse to let you be alone without proper care”

So while being there the whole time you had whatever you wanted

you might or might not have worked the maids to death

You were queen

“I want ice cream”

“Yes ma’am”

“Get me someone to rub my feet, they hurt”

“of course”

“Bow and kiss my feet!”

“…”

“Sorry I was kidding Maybe”

When it came to the party he kept you by his side

And even after the party he took care of you

“Jumin you would make a great godfather”

He was so touched

He was there for everything

But you refused to let him in the delivery room

When he first saw your child he practically claimed him/her

“Make arrangements that this child will take over the business once he/she is 18″

“Jumin!”

“Make it 20″

Saeyoung (Seven)

you were 707 months along

I might have done that on purpose

He didn’t really think everything through

“It’s okay for her to do this as long as I watch her every 1.33 seconds”

Vanderwood was PISSED

“Stop watching this pregnant teen and do your work!”

LE GASP

“Uncle Seven can’t not take care of Them! what is WRONG with YOU!”

work was basically thrown out the window

Speaking of windows

*enter unknown through the window*

He also didn’t think things through by making a pregnant teen as a victim

Eh whatevs

*now enter agent 707*

“MC is the baby okay?!”

“What about me you asshole!!?”

“oh yeah are you okay? hopefully the baby didn’t get hurt”

You damn near slapped the boy

but it was sweet he cared

Again he stayed at the apartment for you and did basically everything for you

He also read up everything about babies

“omg MC did you know babies swallow and breath at the same time!?”

“Saeyoung you better not try that”

Too late

But besides all the silly stuff

He truly cared about you and the baby

He called himself Uncle seven every chance he could

“Agent 707 get back here to work!”

“Excuse you, it’s UNCLE agent 707″

“I swear to god I will taser you”

He took care of you even when you two went to save Saeran

“Saeran you have to come back you’re an uncle now”

“I’m an uncle? cool lets go”

By the time the baby was born

Both Saeran and Saeyoung were there for you

But Saeyoung tried to name the baby while you were asleep

“Saeyoung is this a good idea? I don’t think MC would like this”

“Shh Saeran this is the Job of an uncle”

“I name thee…Little defender of justice”

Que you waking up just as he’s about to sign the birth certificate

“SAEYOUNG”

“Shh MC just let it happen”

Jihyun (V)

It was THE day of joining the RFA that your water broke

“Ah Seven?”

“Hmm what can god seven do for you”

“Do you think you can take a look at the CCTV?”

…

…

“OMG MC I’LL BE RIGHT THERE”

No one could no the location

but seven didn’t want to be alone

so he brought V

They both show up as your clutching your stomach in pain

“ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU’RE HERE”

“MC don’t swear in front of the baby!”

“Um Seven I don’t think that’s helping MC”

V was holding your hand the whole way to the hospital

Seven had to get back to work

so V stayed with you

“You don’t have to help RFA we’ll understand”

“No I want to help! I just need a little bit of help…”

Done and done

V had given up all his time to be with you

you stayed with him

He was actually really good with babies

did you need sleep because you were up with the baby all night?

“Here I’m take care of the baby, You go get sleep”

Ran out of baby diapers?

“Stay here I’ll take care of it”

Dude He probably forgot about Rika

He was spending to much time helping you

and he really liked it

it might have been just to thing he needed to help him heal

“Jihyun would you like to be the godfather?”

He was so happy

He went and got the surgery so he was at his peak to help

“I would be honored”

Saeran

You had met after the whole mint eye thing

so Saeran was still very damaged

he was away from it all

but he felt like he was missing something

Then you walked into the picture

well you walked into him

you were a troubled teenager that had a pretty crappy home life

He was about to yell at you for running into him

but his eyes widen when he saw you holding your stomach in pain

“Help me?”

He took you to the hospital

and he thought it was his fault about what happened so he stayed to make sure you were okay

The doctor said the baby was okay 

that this pain was normal and should go away

you knew nothing about babies and being pregnant

You broke down when Saeran asked of you were okay

“I don’t know anything about being a mom! I’m all alone!”

you didn’t have any family

and the dad bailed

He didn’t know what but his heart went out to you

“I can help”

He can’t believe he said that

“You will?”

“Well…I can try”

and sense then you two became friends

He would help you and you would help him

he looked up everything about babies

and he went strictly by the books

“MC it says here you shouldn’t be eating this much”

“Seriously saeran?”

…

“Yes?”

Saeran wanted to help you by his self

so he didn’t ask seven for anything

and he didn’t need seven

although he was scared himself

he did pretty well taking care of you

When the baby was born he was so scared that you wouldn’t need him anymore

“saeran where are you going? The baby is going to need his/her Uncle

He had never felt this way

or felt this needed

He was very happy to call himself an uncle

*saeyoung walks in*

“Get out don’t come near him/her you’ll corrupt him/her with your idiocy

*saeyoung walks out with tears

Sorry I forgot you Vanderwood

Vanderwood

You were a family member from his past

so he had no idea that you were 8 months pregnant

The due date was just around the corner 

and you were trapped in a cult leader’s apartment

no big deal

Vanderwood didn’t like you because

1.You were distracting Seven from work

2.He had no idea it was you yet

So he would come to the bunker to collect Seven’s work

only to find that it’s not done

…

…

“Seven why the hell is your work not done?!”

“Hmm? babysitting”

Vanderwood is ready to roast his ass

“You can’t even take care of yourself and you’re babysitting?”

“I’m hurt Vanderwood…I’m hurt”

*takes out taser*

“Whoa whoa lets not get hasty here, I’ll get the work done if you help me watch over her”

…

…

“You want me to watch over some girl?”

Seven scoffs

“Oh my gawd Mary it’s not JUST a girl”

“It’s a teen girl”

That like set off read flags in Vanderwood’s head

“A teen girl?”

“Ya and pregnant

RED FLAGS RED FLAGS

“You need to be put in jail”

Seven busts out laughing

“Oh you naughty Mary you, I only father to all cats of the world, She just stumbled upon us.

Totally done with seven’s shit and just wants him to get his work done

He watches you

he looks into the CCTV

to see you with yo big ol’ baby bump

and then he sees your face

OH

EM 

GEE

“what the hell is my Niece doing in there?!”

Seven drops his pop to the floor

“SHE’S YOUR NIECE?!”

“YES YOU MORON GET HER OUT OF THERE”

“But-”

“so help me god if you don’t get my niece out of that room I will taser you till you fry”

…

“One niece coming right up!”

He picked you up and took you to his bunker

“Seven why are you bringing me to your place?”

“So I live”

You both arrive and once you see Vanderwood

Total tear fest

you and him haven’t seen each other in years

“MC why were you trapped in the apartment?”

“Seven put a bomb in it”

…

“SEVEN!”

He’s probably already on his way to mexico

You stay at the bunker with him

He took care of you

even after you gave birth you too stuck together

He wasn’t going anywhere ever again

Master list of my headcanons

Ray’s headcanon