#i want to kill them
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killlavendr · 4 months ago
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Bkdk but they’re both rly fucking awkward and stupid and bad at affection in different ways
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celfda · 8 months ago
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HAPPY PRIDDDEEEE
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blartboy29 · 6 months ago
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GUYS.
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Take a look at these cuties!!
Bright and Cleffffffff…,,,,, ‼️‼️☹️😛
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larryh0rnyfrsm · 2 years ago
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I hate them vr mch
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alittlesevere · 1 month ago
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"Prettiest corpse in the morgue" bold of you to assume I'd let them find you.
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pawstrosity · 13 days ago
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i would do it with a kn1fe to the face id st4b untill im out of breath out of my mind out of other options than to stop i want her to choke on her own disgusting bl00d she shouldve never been alive she shouldve died before she was even born washed down the toilet like the waste of space she is she shouldve killed herself the first time she thought of it how do i make her do it how do i get her to do what i want her to so badly and then i will move on to the next one and she will suffer they both will i promise they will suffer i promise i will make her dissapear forever and ever and ever forever she will be gone and buried 6 feet deep and i will come to her grave just to stomp down the flowers and break her tombstone because she deserves to be forgotten she is nothing and nobody and she never deserved to be with my perfect boyfie
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littlegildedswallow · 1 year ago
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I'm 5 feet tall with a delicate build, and I work out regularly. No amount of body-building changes the fact that the average man could easily wrap his entire fucking hand around my neck and EASILY choke me to death, or break my wrists or my fucking spine. That terrifies me. It terrifies me than in a real one on one fight to the death, I'd probably be the one dying. I'm thinking of that video where a woman stabbed a guy with a big knife like 15 times, and he still kept fighting, whaling on her. What the fuck are those tiny "self defense" blades supposed to accomplish ? My best bet would probably be to slice his jugular or push my thumbs into his eye sockets, but how the fuck am I supposed to do that if he's restraining my arms. It TERRIFIES me that I can't fight, and even if I could, I'd probably not stand a chance against the average man, and definitely not if there were more than one.
Do any of you know self defense tips that ACTUALLY work? No convoluted moves. If a brute has got me in a fucking chokehold, I won't be thinking about the steps of popular self defense moves. I'll be panicking, losing strength and consciousness. The way i see it, my best bet would be carrying a fucking dagger, but even that requires intense training to learn how to use efficiently.
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straightlightyagami · 1 year ago
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My room should have a button that i can press where if someone enters without my permission a giant rock is dropped on their head
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autobahnmp3 · 11 months ago
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didn't think it could get worse but this song is repeating merry christmas????????
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ace-octo-pix · 2 years ago
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i'm a good dynamo player why am i losing to this person (ignoring how i'm not wearing my usual gear for gear grinding purposes)
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sofhiasall · 2 years ago
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being high or drunk is better than being depressed 😇
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shiveringsoldier · 2 years ago
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anyways anti-maskers are so incredibly selfish and cruel and love to twist the narrative and jump through hoops to explain that actually it’s actually their constitutional right and moral justification for them to not do the simple act of wearing a mask for a few minutes and you’re the oppressor if you ask them politely to do a small thing that might cause them a very small and short-lived inconvenience but is for the public good
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larryh0rnyfrsm · 1 year ago
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I NEED MORE BITTERTOADS IN MY FUXKIBF LIFE
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jdropglitchartz · 2 years ago
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got banned for defending someone <3
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pawstrosity · 13 days ago
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i need to k1ll i need to murd3r someone in cold bl00d and his ex is a perfect victim that nobody will care about shes a lolcow and shes fucking horrible she did so much shit to him i want her to die there cant be another girl that has seen him naked and felt his love i want them all dead both of his exes are going to be found murd3r3d in the river and i will not hesitate to show no remorse for any of my actions because before i k1ll them i will t0rture them until i break their minds until they beg me to k1ll them.
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badolmen · 2 years ago
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People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.
For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.
The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.
So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.
Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.
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