#i want to kill them

[killlavendr]

Bkdk but they’re both rly fucking awkward and stupid and bad at affection in different ways

[celfda]

HAPPY PRIDDDEEEE

[blartboy29]

GUYS.

Take a look at these cuties!!

Bright and Cleffffffff…,,,,, ‼️‼️☹️😛

[larryh0rnyfrsm]

I hate them vr mch

[doccymon]

army dreamers trend :33

[littlegildedswallow]

I'm 5 feet tall with a delicate build, and I work out regularly. No amount of body-building changes the fact that the average man could easily wrap his entire fucking hand around my neck and EASILY choke me to death, or break my wrists or my fucking spine. That terrifies me. It terrifies me than in a real one on one fight to the death, I'd probably be the one dying. I'm thinking of that video where a woman stabbed a guy with a big knife like 15 times, and he still kept fighting, whaling on her. What the fuck are those tiny "self defense" blades supposed to accomplish ? My best bet would probably be to slice his jugular or push my thumbs into his eye sockets, but how the fuck am I supposed to do that if he's restraining my arms. It TERRIFIES me that I can't fight, and even if I could, I'd probably not stand a chance against the average man, and definitely not if there were more than one.

Do any of you know self defense tips that ACTUALLY work? No convoluted moves. If a brute has got me in a fucking chokehold, I won't be thinking about the steps of popular self defense moves. I'll be panicking, losing strength and consciousness. The way i see it, my best bet would be carrying a fucking dagger, but even that requires intense training to learn how to use efficiently.

[sadqueerenergy]

I hate printers.

How do I eliminate them?

[straightlightyagami]

My room should have a button that i can press where if someone enters without my permission a giant rock is dropped on their head

[autobahnmp3]

didn't think it could get worse but this song is repeating merry christmas????????

[ace-octo-pix]

i'm a good dynamo player why am i losing to this person (ignoring how i'm not wearing my usual gear for gear grinding purposes)

[sofhiasall]

being high or drunk is better than being depressed 😇

[larryh0rnyfrsm]

I NEED MORE BITTERTOADS IN MY FUXKIBF LIFE

[shiveringsoldier]

anyways anti-maskers are so incredibly selfish and cruel and love to twist the narrative and jump through hoops to explain that actually it’s actually their constitutional right and moral justification for them to not do the simple act of wearing a mask for a few minutes and you’re the oppressor if you ask them politely to do a small thing that might cause them a very small and short-lived inconvenience but is for the public good

[jdropglitchartz]

got banned for defending someone <3

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

[zaddyazula]

why do i make friends with such awful people