#i want to joim

[unriding]

i want to do something devious but what would i do

[altairring]

Victor:

[novacelestial]

@maytales @iamunabletothinkofablogname @asmolllurker @neptune-139 @enbyhyena @yago-undertale (I probably have more hut forgor-) /nf and @/anyone else who also wants to joim^^

FISH QUIZZZZ!!! FISH QUIZZZ!!!! TAKE IT!!!

quiz made: june 2024

[goldentemplariumcrow]

Favorite sex position?

What’s your character’s favorite kink?

Lingerie? Yes or no?

Would your character join a threesome if given a chance?

Does your character like to roleplay? If so, what?

When did your character lose their virginity?

@hacker-codeq

Favorite sex position? Favourite kink? Lingerie?

Would your character joim a threesome if given a chance?

"I wouldn't be against it, but only if I know all the parts involves in the dynamic. And depending on the circumstances, it can even be the better option given my high libido."

Does your character like to roleplay? If so what?

"I roleplay most moments of my life when I'm out of my home. Let me have a break from it when I'm in bed, please and thank you. But yeah, if it's an occasional thing and for my partner's pleasure, I'll roleplay."

When did your character lose their virginity?

"I was fourteen. A good soldier, had my orders… Do what it takes. Infiltrate, locate, eliminate. I did what I had to do to be useful, to prove that I'm truly my father's son..." Dio lowers his head as he remembers the experience all too well. "He was a mentor at the boarding school and one of us, but abused his power and influence. The Inner Sanctum wanted him gone by any means and I was one of the few that wasn't in the grid, because I was in a coma for eight years, so I was one of the best options as no one knew my face. Long story short it was both my first time and my first kill, all in the same night."

[cathode-ray-rube]

i feel like thematically and wrt localization and most aspects of the writing FF16 had so much potential but, for me, the game got weaker with each time skip, and I kept waiting for more time with each character and the building of an ensemble cast as per series tradition, but you hardly get any time with the big and important characters that in a traditional FF game you would get to know and care for thru small interactions with the world and its denizens, in small and slow moments, by exploring and searching for items to build them up and better utilize them as key members of your party- But in 16, the game only really slows down to put arbitrary roadblocks between you and moments with these characters, and the time you *do* spend with them is so limited that you scarcely get the time to care about them before their big moment- and sidequests do very little if nothing to flesh out the major players of the story and bring you closer to them- instead focusing on "tell" type exposition and minor characters to tell you how awful this crapsack world you're trying to save is, but there is near zero incentive to explore to make you *want* to search the world over and do sidequests..Once again, I enjoyed the gameplay and overall feel of the story and the big set piece moments but there was so much boring "go here do this" fluff that offers little meaningful reward other than pulling the plot carrot on the gameplay stick a bit closer, and the extreme focus on Clive just makes me sad, as there are characters that joim the cause later on where in a normal FF game they'd be a kickass addition to your late game party, but here they show up for a flashy cutscene and QTE boss fight and idk

[pepprs]

im not sure if it's your thing but if you want a wcrp rec @/chasingthesunwcrp is opening on the 1st! it has a really cool concept

ok um yeah so i think this might be the one actually

[shurisneakers]

Wow I just realized I sent that last ask on anon for absolutely no reason (the one about you don’t have to watch a movie if it makes you uncomfy) my brain has decided to not join me today. Anyway, back to your original post about movies with good character/stories that Sebastian is in, I haven’t seen it yet, but The Last Full Measure has been on my list to watch and I’ve heard some good things about it and seems to be liked by the general public, but it doesn’t have great *critic* reviews so idk

i was thinking about that too but i only trust it because sam l. jackson is in it for some reason. again idk i would generally check it out but ive been racking my brain trying to think of good stuff he's done and nothing immediately springs to mind so i guess that's putting me off a lot of his stuff. i adore bucky so much, like so so much, and seb is a lovely human but his movie choices are getting tiring

[hyperexplosion]

.

[jiminrings]

I REQUEST A SOFT BADBOY DRABBLE WITH SHY READER AND HES TEASING HER BUT SOMEONE ELSE JOIMS IN AND THEYRE DOING IT TO BE MEAN BUT HES LIKE STFU BEFORE I PUMCH UR FACE ONLY IM ALLOWED TO BULLY SHY READER GRR 😡😡😡😡 and soft readers like 0.o but *squeals incoherently* 😭😭😭😭

last name, jeon.

drabble week: day two

drabble week masterlist

pairing: badboy!jungkook x shy!reader

wordcount: 3k

glimpse: "can't you tell that i really don't want you to be here?"

notes: a tiny change on the plot!! also: frat boy!jimin from day four makes an appearance :D

feedback + support mean the world to me!!

“do you wanna form-“

... yes

you DO have an alliance with jungkook

it's a very fair trade honestly

he pretends to be your boyfriend!! there's no specific boundaries to it, but he springs into action as soon as you're put into an inconvenience

in exchange, you whore him out to your friends!!! :D

no but literally that's how he called it

the whole reason this came to be in the first place is because you hATE confrontation with a burning passion

especially when it comes to those "i have a crush on you" moments that people spring on you all of a sudden

you don't like them back!!! that's the truth!!! but the problem is that you aLWAYS feel guilty letting people down

you obviously don't have the obligation to like someone back just because you sit next to them in class :// IT'S JUST IN YOUR NATURE TO FEEL THAT WAY

you wouldn't get into a relationship with said confessor to ease your guilt, clearly

do you plan on denying their advances? yes

but hOW????

you always take the passive-aggressive approach

you get jungkook to carry your bag and hold your hand, walk in front of said person and pretend not to see them, jungkook makes sURE to put some snide eye contact in there aaaaand the whole ordeal is finished :D

you've managed to let someone down slowly without having to speak to them in-person!!!

jungkook comes more handy than that too

you take him when you want to eat out because you're too anxious to eat alone

you take him when you want to go somewhere in which lining up is essential and you're also too anxious to stand by yourself

you take him when you want to go shopping when there's a sale but you're almost always intimidated by the barrage of people and salespeople so he asks and answers the questions for you

jungkook, in hindsight, is the perfect fake boyfriend for you <3

ALSO jungkook wants something from you

"whore me out to the girls from the families your family's friends with, and it's a deal :D"

that alliance and exchange is going pretty well so far

you mAY be on the more-reserved side but that doesn't mean you're self-aware!!!

you know that your parents are loaded and your shy nature could be somehow chalked to that since you didn't really have anyone that wasn't as non-superficial as you'd like, since they were the overprotective helicopter two-rotor seven-blade parents :(((

jungkook, however, is the only constant you have in your formula

you've known him since childhood and have been friends ever since

his mom's your mom's personal assistant, and one day when mrs. jeon couldn't find a babysitter for jungkook, your mom didn't hesitate to let four-year old jungkook come with her to work

jungkook's your fIRST actual friend that hates gold spoons with you because of how tacky they look :-) he's your emotional support person basically

your emotional support person who was sO close to running late from picking you up during his free day >:( you were about to break into a sprint if he arrived a second later, because you managed to spot a jock coming to you from the corner of your eye awhile ago

You Do Not Like Him <3

"and i even changed into a short-sleeved shirt to ward off your suitors. how romantic of me, don't you think?"

now that he mentions it, it's only now when you can drink him in in full-display

... wow

his right arm's the only one with his tattoos while his left's completely blank, but something about the balance just makes you !!!!!!!! even more

his arm's not completely covered but it was coming to be, something about the blank spaces of skin that are yet to be inked being a nice touch

"very romantic, kook."

now tHAT'S the answer he wanted to hear

he forcibly on your helmet for you to showcase, your grunts of annoyance being drowned out by whistling

(he's even looking left and right and making eye contact with anyone who has their eyes landing on you!!!!)

your cheeks smushed is a look he'll never be tired being in awe of, but he'll never tell you that, of course

"do you ever wonder if your parents would kill me if i misplace even a single hair on you?" jungkook thinks out loud and you don't even flinch with how sudden his thoughts could be, sitting on his seat first so it'd already be balanced when you do, "you sure you’re okay riding with me?? on a motorcycle????"

he usually uses yOUR family's vehicles (they let him and insisted he just takes one at this point) but when you called him, he was en route to kim kradle (it's a one-stop vehicle shop apparently) to get new rims for his motorcycle, bUT NOT ANYMORE HE GUESSES????

you come first compared to the booking he's waited on for three weeks

"i have insurance, i think."

no that's the wrong answer

why did you even bother.,,.,

jungkook flicks your nose because your forehead's protected by the helmet, his face contorted in half faux frustration

"you were supposed to be mad at me for asking that — not logical!! don't even joke about that."

"... my life insurance? like, in the instance that i-"

oW THAT HURT

he flicked even harder this time!!!

you roll your eyes at him and it doesn't go unnoticed, a hand outstretching instead of his fingers flexing

“wallet, please.”

????

jungkook's surprised that you even look confused, this time rolling his eyes at you

“you rolled your eyes at me. you need to bribe me so i won’t rat you out.”

right

he has a never-ending knack for the you're rich jokes

you also know that he likes the cold and would turn the fan on even if it's too hot for a blanket, just because he wants to feel cocooned

you also know that he picks from the fourth row of drinks from the front because it's always been a habit

("the germs cling on to the first row!!!")

you also know that maybe, just maybe, you can't stand it tonight when he's putting himself out there instead of being your faux boyfriend

you keep on zoning out and hoseok, perhaps the only tolerable fellow rich kid you can tolerate within your circle, finally connects the dots in his head and snickers

he's been talking about finding the vintage sneakers he's always wanted on depop and how he almost got scammed for like tWENTY minutes already

in reality, all your nods and scowls aren't towards his story

it's to jungkook and... who's that? jihye whose dad is so colossally shitty, that this one rapper wrote a diss song for him? oh yeah, that jihye

"you like him. like actually 'lose your virginity to him' love him."

WHAT???

there's no way

"how did you-"

"you blush like one."

alright that answer was too quick

hoseok should've ATLEAST tried to wait for a few seconds before answering

"a-and the love part?"

"babe, jungkook may not be the richest one here and that should say a lot," you peer up at him nervously and he actually chuckles, peering to everyone at this function, "dude's humble — he could also just be dense to not see you love him."

okay very true

hobi's making a dig rn at how jungkook coinicidentaally happens to be blonde and maybe this is your cue to leave

hobi does not realize that his hair is aLSO dyed blonde while talking shit about jungkook and his hari

okay this is it

once again, you are NOT listening to hoseok and he's figured out what you're doing by now

you're psyching yourself up with a couple of shots and your heels are digging on the carpeted ballroom

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY TO BE MORE OUTGOING!!

"pretend to wobble. it doesn't help that nothing can sink you."

oh okay makes sense

if you're gonna try and charm jungkook while trying to play it off as just being tipsy playfulness, atleast make it believable

hoseok snickers because this is just A+ content with the things that you choose to do in your way

shy girl with high alcohol tolerance mannn coming of age film writers would LOVE you ://

you're about to cross the distance between you and jungkook, but something knocks you on your shoulder with a gentle force that seemed intentional

is that-

hold on a second

"what a coincidence :O"

jimin?

jimin???

as in, wholesome yet slightly fuckboy-ish frat guy jimin???

he looks dashing and composed, meeting your eyes perfectly and he doesn't let your confusion startle him

"i know that look. what am i doing here?"

he says it eloquently as if he's practiced it

AND HE DID!!!

you must've looked so shocked that you immediately apologized, shaking your head no

"i-i didn’t mean-..."

you're confused, sure, but that doesn't mean you're immediately judging

it's just that you never saw jimin here or any function of the like, but you wouldn't put it past him if he does go to these things!!! he looks like a million dollars anyways

"relax, doll. you’re so far the only other person i know that i've seen in these type of things."

he looks calm and collected, but maybe that's just because he spent the last five minutes waiting for you to stand so he could bump into you

this place is just sO suffocating and a familiar face is gonna be his relief from something so fancy that it became mundane

"have we been in the same event before this?"

"not that i recall, no. i get invited but this is only the first time after awhile that i went."

jimin drinks from his champagne flute, wiggling his eyebrows playfully, "wanna know why i'm here?"

you're curious!!! what can you say!!!!

you never really interacted with jimin at all before this, but a familiar face like his is comforting

because hoseok's already engaged in another conversation and jungkook's,,,, being jungkook and is fawning all over jihye

jimin chuckles at your insistent nodding, leaning closer to whisper to your ear

"my stepdad’s loaded as fuck."

oh so that's why

he tugs you down to sit at the nearest possible empty chairs, all its occupants gone anyways because they're in the dancefloor busting tRULY horrendous moves

maybe it's because jimin feels lonely too like you are, and it's him feeling comfortable because he's pulled you like ten seconds ago and not once asked him anything out of bounds

maybe that's why he fell into conversation with you easily because you're always intently listening

"might love me as a real son too. maybe that’s a bonus? you don’t really expect that shit in the things you see."

this situation is actually pretty cute

you snort because maybe you’re nOT that shy when you drink,, that’s the only thing that changes in you probably

this whole conversation that sprung from boredom was unknowingly the subject of many stares, including jungkook who you were initially supposed to go to

“you’re worthy of love, jimin.”

:O

jimin sPITS his drink because where the fuck did THAT come from???

why did you say that and why does he feel that he needed to hear that

“i-i think — i think you need more,” he raises his own glass to your lips hurriedly, caught in surprise but you still gulp nonetheless

“you’re-“ you keep sputtering as he keeps making you drink, but he rubs circles on your back at the same time and it's when you realize that jimin the frat guy may not be that bad, “what??? don’t think you’re not the only one with daddy issues! shouldn’t we have like, a radar for each other?”

jimin snorts at your counter and his eyes crinkle to the point where he can't see anything, not being able to see how you're still trying to recover with all that fizz down your throat

wow ur really enjoyable to talk to

“you’re insane and i think-“

listen

you're not really big on feeling beyond a sense and all that stuff, but you feel as if the aura around you just got dark all of a sudden

"who are you calling insane?"

jungkook appears at your side in an instant, hands wrapped around your shoulders while you remain seated

you've honestly forgotten that you were supposed to go to jungkook, but you're reminded of that vERY clearly now

"go away, jimin," he mutters through his teeth, looking at him dead in the eye

hold on

wait

THAT'S JIMIN???

okay now he's confused

sometimes jungkook's mouth just moves on its own without loading the thought process

"why are YOU here?"

jimin furrows his brows, shocked that he'd even see jungkook here out of all people

the guy barely even attends classes!!! and that's coming from him!!

"why’s he here?"

he crouches to your ear, eyes still furrowed at the younger guy

"long story."

nO???

jungkook scowls bitterly because jesus fuck

YOU’RE ON WHISPERING TERMS NOW????

he left for one second, and the moment he comes back, that's when this fucking frat guy approaches you?? was he waiting on him to leave??

you and jungkook only act as a couple when the need arises, and even if you don't feel it, hE feels that this is the need!!! this is the need and it is arising!!!

"get back to uh, alpha bravo charlie or something, park. beat it."

why’s he reciting the nato phonetic alphabet???

jungkook sounds half-angry and half-sad at the same time, and you don't know which side should you focus on

“move,” he repeats this time again but more sternly, making jimin much more confused since jungkook's trying to pull him away from his seat

jimin doesn't budge and it makes the frown even more evident in jungkook's face

what is he FEELING

“can’t you tell that i really don’t want you to be here?”

“i’m not here for you, though. i’m here for y/n.”

he answers honestly, shis gut telling him that there's definitely something going on between the two of you

“y/n doesn’t want you here," kook argues back surely, only noticing your bitten lips now that makes him realize that you're not exactly sober; just a happy kind of rush

he sees you raise your hand timidly, an equally cheeky smile on your face that's only directed to jungkook like it's meant for him

"i-i actually don’t mind."

you don't,,,

you don't mind?

HOW'S THAT POSSIBLE

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

why aren't you signaling him to commence the faux boyfriend act!!

"y/n has a boyfriend."

“... i’m not hitting on her.”

alright this is more than the entertainment that jimin wished for lol

“yeah, well she has a boyfriend still so beat it.”

you do??

the last time you checked, jihye's gonna have jungkook as her boyfriend within the night!!

“i don-“

ALRIGHT THEN

jimin decides to indulge jungkook, knocking his knee with yours as he winks slyly, urging you silently to watch on, turning to look at you and ask

“what’s your boyfriend’s name?”

you don't answer.

that gives him all the more reason to do so.

“last name, jeon.”

jungkook looks the most determined you've ever seen him, eyes characteristically angry with his arms across his chest that his suit tightens, “first name, me.”

....

......

the three of you know that’s not the truth

jimin takes it in, sighing when he sense that something else is about to be unfold and he does noT want to be a part of it

not before whispering to your ear again for the last time, of course

“pretty weird name if you ask me,” you laugh automatically, momentarily forgetting that jungkook's standing by you on just your opposite side and could hear you

he leaves and that only leaves you with jungkook, looking up at him as he's too frantic to even sit

“what are you doing?”

“being a social butterfly," you quip just as fast, drinking your water afterwards

jungkook only clenches his jaw by then, being taken-aback when you speak again

“who are you doing?”

://

“i’m busy being mad at- wait a minute, WHO???”

who instead of what??

the short-lived enthusiasm you had with jimin left with him, crashing just as hard when you're reminded of jungkook's presence

“jihye’s a pretty nice girl. you should go home early tonight.”

his brows furrow, trying to get you to look at him but you avoid his gaze insistently, “what? what are you talking about?”

“she’s not my girlfriend though.”

you're not at all satisfied with the answer because it sounds so wrong, knowing that jungkook's a handsome guy and everyone wants to be with him!!!

and he probably wants to be with everyone else besides you.

“then who-...”

“don’t know yourself anymore? jimin must’ve really swept you off your feet, huh?”

jungkook huffs as he qualifies for a rebutt, your internal wallowing being cut short

“he’s not my boyfriend.”

...

....

“well would you look at that,” jungkook snickers, sighing through his nose as your eyes finally meet his, directly stubborn yet soft around the edges

“she’s not my girlfriend, and he’s not your boyfriend. what a coincidence.”

god did he feel so threatened the moment his eyes couldn't find you besides hobi and instead next to jimin, eyes crinkled in laughter without hesitation

have you been chasing after one another this whole time?

jungkook silently grabs you by the hand and you wave no opposition to it

maybe it's your liquor-influenced vision or maybe it's you hyperfixating on such a warm moment, but your eyes immediately lock to see the matching red thread bracelet he wore like yours

you're dressed in next year's spring collection line, and the structured silk black gown that has a train behind it doesn't exactly scream to have a simple red thread bracelet as its accessory according to your mom's designer and everyone else —

but you don't have the heart to take it off

there's no need to take it off

jungkook drives your car and no one says a single thing about anything

his hand’s on your thigh and you don’t question it, eyes locking into the way his hand looks perfect and the way the bracelet looks meant to be wrapped in his wrist in the first place

you're sure this time that it's not the newfound courage you have, but rather the need to do it

you kiss jungkook's cheek on a red light.

it's on a red light that jungkook realizes he could fit the visage of his world within one hand, finally kissing you like he's always wanted to

“yeah. what a coincidence.”

[calumikey]

thank yoou for the tag @pinkbunny888 mwah

i don't have a fav a christmas snack so have some cookies

tagging: @thornedclover @ashen-char and whoever wants to joim

thank u for tagging me @sturnioloshacker <3

Search ‘my christmas animal’ on Pinterest and post the first thing that comes up with your favorite christmas snack.

those cookies are the best fucking thing in this world and i only ever have them around christmas time so i think they count as a christmas snack…

no pressure tagging: @moremaybank @starkeysbabygirl @starkeysprincess @rafeyscurtainbangs @rafesthroatbaby @drewsephrry @drewsarms @bloodibambiidoll @babygorewhore + whoever else wants to join!

[mahvaladara]

Arlo turned around, with a sigh. His eyes fell on the white haired alien man and he smiled. Arlo: Hey! Since Professor Isaiah won’t be today on the club, do you want to join my club? It’s an occult club! Like for looking for dragons and aliens, and since you’re a weird alien, maybe you can join.

Chris chuckled and smiled at the boy, brow lifted.

Chris: What makes you say I am an alien?

Arlo: I can feel it! You don’t feel human. 

Chris: But shouldn’t this club be for other kids your age?

Arlo groaned annoyed.

Arlo: They’re boring! They don’t want to join my club.

Chris: Why is that?

Arlo sighed: My brother’s fault. Paul doesn’t want to join so they don’t want to joim either. He’s like the A-lister popular kid, so what he says run, so if not even he wants to join his literal twin’s club, then probably others shouldn’t either...

Chris: Now how can you be sure of that-

Arlo: That’s how kids work, that’s how people work... -he interrupted with a shrug-

[spageddy]

i had a dream i was having a sleepover at dio’s house and we were larping warrior cats and i wanted to be the riverclan leader like i literally called it first but our “friends” wouldn’t let me and basically wouldn’t even let me joim riverclan at all so me and dio left to form evil thunderclan and he was my deputy and we took over sunningrocks

[kuromitos]

yo could you do something with itadori and sukuna with a s/o that has bad friends?? i’ve got this idea in my head that is so funny to me: you go to itadori, all frustrated and upset about how your friends are treating you. and because it’s itadori, ofc he’s going to try to help you. now he’s not perfect giving advice, but he tries his best for you. he says stuff along the lines of “well… uhhh so you’re obviously right, so uhhh… tell them you are?? and that you’re better?? because you are?? uhhh wait no…” HES TRYING OKAY. so you’re here like “uhhh i don’t think that’s gonna do much.” then SUKUNA, who is listening on this whole conversation, is getting fed up with it and literally barges in, creating a mouth on itadori’s hand and is like “just kill them. duh. 🙄🤚” and ofc you’re like “wtf no” and he’s like “well that would solve your problem wouldn’t it?? i’ll even do it for you!! i’m bored anyways. it ain’t like they’ll be missed..” at this point you and itadori are like “😟 ANYWAYS so…”

so yea i think that’s a fun idea if you’re willing to try it out. though genuinely, i have been having some friend troubles recently and it’s not going over well for me, mentally speaking. could you also include some fluff and comfort for me pls 👉👈🥺 i would really appreciate it. thx!!

Thank you for sending me a request! I did my best for you cause I also dealt with friend trouble. I hope you enjoy this! The ending kinda rush so sorry about that.

Itadori/Sukuna

"And after that happened, I  just left and I came here to see you." After retelling the event that led you to current situation, you wiped a tear of frustration from your face. Recently, your so-called friends haven't really been treating you right,leaving you out of conversations, not inviting you to hangout anymore, not even letting you in group chats, and you finally fed up with it. But when you out them out on their behavior, they try to make you look bad and say you're just being dramatic.

You had enough of them for the day and decided to pay the one person that will make you feel better a visit. Yuji Itadori. Your kind, sweet and goofy boyfriend. The guy who's love putting a smile on your face. The guy that love hearing you talk about your day. The guy that hates seeing you so upset. Seeing you at his dorm room door with a such a sad look on you face he couldn't help himself but to hold you in his arm the moment he saw you. He felt you might need it.

And after hearing your story, he's was right but he didn't excatly know what to say in this situation. He wants to help you and save the issue but how? Did you want advice on how to make them listen or how to take you seriously? Did you even want advice right now? I doesn't know what to say and it starting to frustrate him. But because he's cares about you, he'll try his best.

"Well ... Obviously they're treating you wrong and shouldn't do that.. Maybe you should keep calling them out til they stop." He really is trying his best here. You let out a small laugh at the suggestion but you got to answer truthfully. "Yuji, I don't think that going to work." "Honestly, why you even ask this moron for advice? The best solution is to just kill those people." The new voice that joimed the conversation shocked both you and yuji. Lifting up his hand from his side, appeared a mouth.

Apparently sukuna want to put his input on your problem. "Obviously they don't want anything to do with you anymore so why not just kill them so they won't be a bother to you anymore" the curse spoke with a tone that make the wild statement sound so normal. You grab yuji's wrist to be face to hand with Sukuna to explain why killing your friends is a bad thing. "I don't see the problem here. If you want, I'll kill them for you instead. Ive been want to do some killing anyway." "Do I honestly have to explain why its bad to kill them even if they are some jerks to me!?! You can't kill them." Oh come on, its not like they be miss-" " Shut it you."

Yuji shut the king of curses up by slap his hand down on the wall. "Sorry about that. Hes been pent up lately for some reason. But he makes aa point.. Kinda." He grabs your hand and start to caresses it for comfort. "They don't seem like great people so maybe you should stay away from them for awhile."

He looks you in the with a gentle smile as he continues." Being with people like that isn't really good for you and I want you always in a good mood. So, I hope this help you."

[just-a-little-anxious]

I don't get that much asks, but when I do they're always so nice.

When I first joimed Tumblr and I heard of anon hate, I was terrified of people hating me amd sending me anon hate, but I've never gotten it.

All of the anons I get are so sweet, even the ones that are just from ask games. They make me really happy. I've even cried multiple times because the anons that send them are sometimes even nicer than my friends in real life.

I just want to know that I really appreciate anyone who has ever sent me an ask. You guys are amazing.

[papasbabymommyslittleone]

Roman's intro!! 🌈👑🌈👑

Good morning/afternoon/evening everyone! I am Roman and I use he/him pronouns!

I am not an age regressor like my baby bro, but I am an age dreamer! Being a kid is super fun and it makes me happy so yeah! Unlike Vee, my littlespace is voluntary and I have complete control over it, I see it more like acting tbh

I don't think I have a little age really, I kinda just do whatever feels right! I like playing video games and drawings and building stuff and dancing and singing and making up new games (I'm really good at that!!) and loaaads of other stuff!

I really wanted to joim in on this blog because it sounds SO COOL! I love being asked questions and I love my family so it's kind of the most perfect thing in the world ever!! Besides me of course *flips hair*

Oh and I have ADHD! and Vee is autistic (he gave me permission to say that don't worry!!)

Also if you're mean to my baby brother I will show no mercy. I have a katana.

Anyways, have a good day everyone! And I really hope to hear from any of you soon!!

and i'm gonna sign off with 👑

[twilight-reprise-au]

So we all agree new moon is stupid, yeah? Yeah.

(Yes, we know this isn't Reprise AU but we thought of another one, so let's just pretend this is a normal twilight blog for the moment.)

Anyway, back to the point : New Moon is stupid. Specifically in that damn phonecall that made Edward believe Bella was dead and turn up hyper suicidal mode bc he's a fucking idiot.

So let's say Jacob is a bit less of an ass and a bit more specific, which means Edward sits in his trashy apartment feeling just as trashy, as usual, and doesn't immediately go trying to bedazzle the entire city of Volterra into killing him.

Meanwhile, with the vampires who have common sense, a.k.a. the rest of the Cullens, Alice still sees Bella jump, panics and comes back to Forks. She realises Bella ain't doin' so hot, and convinces the rest of the family (minus Edward because he's still in Trashland) to move back to Forks and to give Bella some sense of normalcy back. Because Alice likes her friends and doesn't take no for an answer. Cue barely believable excuses why they suddenly moved and came back again. Anyway.

Bella manages to brute force her way through depression with support from friends and family and finally gets over Edward (because that shit ain't healthy). Also let's assume that Jessica is a well written character and a supportive friend.

Since Bella is friends with bith the Wolves and the Cullens, and there's no dick measuring contest between Jacob and Edward, Bella manages to bring the two groups to a point where they can interact civilly and are even starting to show hints of friendship.

Everything is going fine and dandy, so of course we need a party crasher.

Bella is running errands in the city, when she spots a familiar head of perfecty disheveled "bronze curls". She halts. "E-Edward?". The guy turns around, and Bella's gaze travels over familiar features. A chiseled jaw, the lopsided smile she once used to adore, sharp cheekbones and- eyes as red as the blood he must have spilled. (We tried to channel our inner Smeyer for maximum cringe, did it work?)

So turns out you can't stop the hyper suicidal trash train, only delay it. While Alice had her mind full of other things, like laughing at Jacob and Emmett's newfound unwilling bromance, Edward decided to get himself killed by the Volturi after a long period of self-reflection and self-loathing. Only that the Volturi didn't want to kill him. In fact, they didn't want to kill him so much, that they politely volunteered him to joim their merry little band of assorted goths. With a good portion of torture and a pinch of some suggestion based special vampire superpower, they brainwash him into behaving like the monster he always thought himself to be.

When they're sure of Edward's loyalty, they send him back to Forks to recruit Alice, Carlisle and Bella, whom he saw in Edward's memory.

So now self-confident Edward is going after Bella, trying to win her back like "Didn't you want me to turn you?" and Bella is like "Bitch you thought".

And since Edward counts as a threat now the wolves are trying to convince the Cullens to let them kill him, because they're "friends" now I guess? And the Cullens + Bella try to figure out what happened to turn Edward back into his normal depressed "I play piano and read poetry aloud at 3am"-self.

And that's as far as we got! *jazz hands*