#i want to eat evan hes so ☹️☹️

[hoshikwonkisser]

I NEED MARAUDERS FRIENDS CAUSE I NEED TO TALK ABT THIS FIC ESP ABT EVAN MY BELOVED.

[allamericanb-tch]

crimson rivers thoughts (7)

@tastetherainbow290 more!! this one is longer

chapter 12

remus pov!!

LILY MENTION i love you lily i hope we see more of her in this

oh no wait what happened

wolfstar is wolfstarring

oh no the games. ugh.

regulus pov <3 i hope he finds evan

snake jump scare

james pov already wow ok

vanity!!! she lives

them boiling the water they’re so smart i love james

taking a break to eat dinner i will be back later.

ok i am back. (i love that im saying this as if my thoughts are being shared in real time)

“you’re going after regulus aren’t you” right as always, pete.

“stop thinking with your cock” PETER you icon

regulus pov again! i hope he finds james

water!!!!! huzzah

what is this spider 😭

james pov again

omg who died

i know it wasn’t regulus but i hope he is okay

wait is the spider like the wolf things?! that’s terrifying actually

omg irene and mathias hi

james interrogating them about regulus 😭

nice one regulus look at you killing avery spider

the lovers have been reunited!!!!

reggie come on don’t kill james

“he’s absolutely gorgeous” james now is not the time 😭

“you’re hesitating, love” AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

james “if i have to tie you up and carry you there, you are coming with me” potter

why is james flirting with regulus right now 😭 read the room james

james going with regulus because regulus wont go with james

“what’s it going to be”

chapter 13

another spice warning for this chapter… more jegulus content?! or is it wolfstar. probably wolfstar. although that’s what i said last time and it was jegulus..

young jegulus ❤️‍🩹

“James has always been that infuriating mixture of wonderful and stupid” yeah that’s james.

HELP WHY IS JAMES BEAT BOXING

james. sweetie. i know you don’t want to kill the cute little family of deer but your only other option is to starve to death.

ok but why is this sad

i guess they choose starvation??

james missing sirius ☹️

“we’re a great big tragedy” that is exactly what jegulus is. you summed it up perfectly, thanks regulus

“do you think we would have gotten married” james 😭

REGULUS TRIPPING OVER THAT you know what you did james

“if it was you asking, you know i would have” ahhhhh

of course regulus ate the snake that tried to kill him. icon behavior.

eeeeeeeee jegulus

THE HANDCUFFS james get your mind out of the gutter

“mum dad look away im having impure thoughts” 😭

james doesn’t have his glasses?! how is he seeing right now

me rn: 💔

WHY IS IT ENDING HERE

i can’t even be mad about it because i love dorcas

omg dorcas!!! she’s safe

slow painful death ☹️ gotta be the worst kind

dorlene <333

why is marlene shocked that dorcas enjoyed the games when she was young. she is literally a hallow. and she was a child??

ok they’re flirting now

eeeeeee they’re kissing

ok more than kissing

“eyes up here sweetheart” dorcas im in love with you

i love dorlene this is a nice break from the arena

noooo the moment has been interrupted

fab and gid ☹️ don’t remind me

and its over.

chapter 14

im scared for this one

i really hope evan doesn’t die

“do fish even have brains” 😭 james please

james shamelessly being in love with regulus ugh i love them

of course james has a knife kink

the story <3

yeah sirius would try to eat rocks

“Your gifts at twelve were a lot different than they are at twenty-five” jamesss you

THE PARTING GIFT james you’re teasing the viewers

“everything proceeds to go wrong all at once.” oh no

evan?! i hope that isn’t you

james killed him. oh. my.

regulus is os caring ❤️‍🩹

james having a crisis

they’re holding hands omg

“all james wants is him”

MULCIBER

run joey run (glee cast version)

ouchie that seems like it hurt (wow. great observation from me.)

“when mulciber has a sword to his throat it’s not sexy at all” i would hope not?!

“he looks rather terrifying in a sexy way” james. babe. keep it in your pants you’re about to DIE

ok regulus

this is stressful. i know they both live but it is stressful nonetheless. 

yes james you go girl

HE JUST CHOPPED HIS HAND OFF???!!!!

the spear. i’m getting rue flashbacks.

I KNOW THEY LIVE BUT STILL

EVAN!!!!!!!! he’s alive and here to save the day

i love that evan calls regulus lover boy

evan is going to die and i am not ready

not regulus thinking of james as his boyfriend

“both” ahhhh reggieeeee

jegulus + evan god tier combo

my face when james calls regulus love: 🤭

NO JAMES WHAT

YOU CANT END THE CHAPTER LIKE THIS?! THIS HAS TO BE SOME FORM OF CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT

is james going to go full peeta and lose his leg too

should i read another chapter….

[cintsalis]

James Potter: *Waiting for Severus’s response owl letter*

3 hours later.

🪟 👀

✍️ 🦉 📜💌📤

Severus Snape-Black: 🦉💌📥

*Opens it*

James Potter: 📜

Why aren’t you responding back?

Severus Snape-Black: 😒

✍️ 📜📤

James Potter: 🪟🦉✉️😱🥹

*Opens it*

Severus Snape-Black: 📜

"To begin with, you are not my boyfriend; you are experiment number 7. When I finish experiment number 2, I will meet with experiment number 3 and schedule you, a day or two from now. Relax, your turn will come.

James Potter: 😐😓😤😡✍️

(Traces the letter owl’s 🦉 foot prints)

-Location, Three broom sticks, with Evan Rosier-

Severus Snape-Black: 😌

Are you sure...you want to?

James Potter: *Grabs Severus’s arm, and drags him out*

Why are you cheating on me?

Severus Snape-Black: 😓😒

Potter, people have sex all the time, you don’t have to be in a relationship to—

James Potter: 🥺☹️😩😢

I—I thought… that… I was at least experiment number one, so did you have someone else before me?

Severus Snape-Black: 😐😒

Blimey, Potter, Obviously, you weren't my first, why? Did you think you were special because you were my first Gryffindor experiment?

James Potter:🥺😢 I'm not a pure individual, so I don't expect to be your first, but I also don't know what those numbers mean. If it's based on the people you've had in chronological order, then number 1 must hold a special place in your heart because he's your first. I won't lie to myself; I'm jealous of how he was able to hold that position, does number 1 touch you like I do? Massage your feet 🦶 when you’re exhausted from long walks because you don’t fly a broom, does he… know that you don’t like things that are sweet, rather bitter because it reminds you of eating mashed potatoes with sugar back at home? Does he—

Severus Snape-Black: 🫂

Do you realize how needy, clinging, and annoying you are?

James Potter: 🥺😩😢

Is that why you don't love me?

Severus Snape-Black: 😓😐😒

“I—I didn’t say that I-“

James Potter: *Hugs tighter*

So, you love me?

Severus Snape-Black: 🫂😐

Y—You’re annoying.

James Potter: 😢

Kiss me.

Severus Snape-Black: 😒

No.

James Potter: 🥺😢

Do you not love me?

Severus Snape-Black: 🫤😑

Are you going to keep asking?

James Potter: 🫂

"I love you! I love you so much from all seven layers of every world, no matter what universe we're in, so, I just can't bear it, if my sweet Snivelly doesn't love me,"

Severus Snape-Black:

Go home, you’re embarrassing me.

James Potter: 🫂♥️

I can't take rejection, I need to know why I'm not number 1.

Severus Snape-Black: 😑

Do you truly want to be number 1 so badly?

James Potter: *Tightens hold*

🥺😢😫

I shouldn't even be a number; I should be your everything!

Severus Snape-Black: 😑😒😓

Fine, I’ll stop seeing other men.

James Potter: 😕☹️

Really?

Severus Snape-Black: 😒

I’ll start seeing other women.

James Potter: 🥺😕☹️😫

Severus Snape-Black: 🙂‍↔️

When she gets upset she throws tantrums and fits, when she’s hungry she gets angry too, when she argues with me—I think to myself, if I invade her thoughts with legilimens, will I see myself in there too?

James Potter: *Blinks Eyes* 🫤😕

Do you love her so much? 🥺☹️

Severus Snape-Black: 🙂‍↔️😊

Yes.

James Potter: 🫤🫂

Snivelly, I had no idea you had such a fetish.

Severus Snape-Black: 😓

James Potter: 😌

That girl is just me.

😍😘🥰

Severus Snape-Snape: 😓😒😑

💭

"At least he knows."

James Potter:

😊

She’s me, me, me!

😍🥰

Severus Snape-Black: 😑

James Potter: ��

Since you love me so much, who’s number 1?

Severus Snape-Black: 😒😑

I’m not telling.

James Potter: 😥

I want to be your everything, exceeding number 1! Severus Snape-Black: 😒🙄

Blimey, Potter—

James Potter: 🥺

As a self-centered wizard, I desire all of you for myself. I dislike sharing, and if you shall be mine, I want you completely to myself—I don't like to- 😨

Severus Snape-Black: *Kisses his lips*

Please go home, Potter.

James Potter: 😐☹️🫤

I'm not going, if you're having sex with random Death Eaters—like Evan Rosier.

Severus Snape-Black: 😓

You noticed that every single one of those numbers is a Death Eater, which is great, but you're still the only Gryffindor I've slept with. I can have sex with anyone who's attractive, but there's only one person who I really felt an emotional connection with, and that person is you.

James Potter: 🫤

Snivelly, I don’t want to be your boyfriend anymore.

Severus Snape-Black: *Withdraws from the hug*

😐

James Potter: 😌

I want to be your husband.

Severus Snape-Black: 😓😒♥️

[thebestofoneshots]

listen i know i’m late but i needed time to read this and process because i knew it was gonna be big AND I WAS RIGHT OMG THIS CHAPTER WAS AHHHHH

ok i’m sorry this is gonna be long full analysis mode.

first of all when reader was reading and remus shows up i would have thrown the book in a panic. she’s better than me coming up with lies out of thin air!!

but also the story about sirius eating a moonflower sounds so cannon to me like he would eat random wildlife and not think about the consequences!!

i screamed when remus sent the note to alice like PLEASE WE ARE RIGHT HERE!!! LET ME LOVE YOU!!! LET SIRIUS LOVE YOU!!! LET US TAKE CARE OF YOU!!! like how do i show you i could treat you better??? ALEXA PLAY TREAT YOU BETTER BY SHAWN MENDES!!!

when i tell i audibly went “oh my god bro WHO INVITED YOU?!?!?” when evan, barty, and snape appeared like how can someone be so entitled??? and the way they were treating reader??? it pissed me off she couldn’t defend herself like shawty needs a gun at this point 🙄 give them a good old american welcome

but when they mentioned the bow???? omg???? I LOVE HOW MY POOKIE WENT THE EXTRA LENGTH TO. PROTECT US AND IT JUST MAKES IT SO MUCH MORE SPECIAL WHEN. SHE GAVE IT TO READER AND THW WHOLE KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR JOKE LIKE ANDENJSNSKS

leading to the shrieking shack the way barty talks just makes me mad for some reason like idk he’s just so annoying but besides that the way reader didn’t just give up and actually fought to try and get out? i love her and how smart she is like finding a iron poker and trying to open the door and then using the silencing spell to her advantage to be quiet when she was sneaking around to the room and using it as a weapon??? what a clever fox!!!

SPEAKING OF THE ROOM SHE BURST OPEN!! REMUS!!! my boy being so concerned about reader he doesn’t even question why she’s here just trying to make sure she’s ok ☹️ he’s everything! the “ Remus was completely focused on you, he wanted, no, he needed to comfort you.” destroyed me. like his need to comfort reader??? are you kidding me??? sobbing.

AND REMUS FOUND OUT READER KNOWS!!!! OMG FINALLY!!! remus just going “i wanted to tell you” like babe you don’t owe us NOTHING!!!! you don’t need to tell us anything you don’t want to???

but remus asking reader if she knew any defensive spells and reader going you mean MURDER SPELLS?!?!? hell nah i burned that shit. and remus being upset like you need to defend yourself and readers little “if it comes down to me vs you i’m picking you” THROWING MYSELF OFF THE ASTRONOMY TOWER OMG!!!!

ok but can we talk about the “Don’t be so fucking stubborn and bomb the shit out of me.” and reader using that to remember a spell??? how smart is she???? like and the way she was so quick with it too and immediately put up a protective spell over her and remus??? AND THE WAND!!! LETS TALK ABOUT THE WAND LETTING READER USE IT!!!! we all know the whole the witch/wizard doesn’t choose the wand the wand chooses the witch/wizard and how picky the wands can be AND YET REMUS’ WAND LET READER USE IT AS IF IT WERE HER OWN?!?!? I LOVED THAT DETAIL SO MUCH!!!

but back to reader and remus i gasped so loud when reader realized this was exactly like her dreams LIKE NOOOOO!!! but i loved how she used the nightmare to her advantage and used it as a guide almost? AND WHEN SHE USED THE WHOMPING WILLOW AGAINST REMUS!!! (or rather moony) I CANT SAY THIS ENOUGH SHES SO CLEVER AND SMART AND QUICK!!! (ahem ahem 🦊)

when reader ran to the woods instead of the castle my thoughts were “well maybe now she can find the moonflower!” and then it mentions her finding the moonflower and all i can think about is “PROPHET PROPHET!!! IM A PROPHET!!!!” 😭

also the bones of the fox??? and moony just appearing out of no where??? that’s literally horrific. but when she was trying to reason with remus but used moony instead and HE LISTENED!!! THAT WAS SO SMART!!! LIKE I LOVE HOW YOU MADE REMUS AND MOONY TWO DIFFERENT BEINGS!!! AND THE WAY IT SEEMED LIKE MOONY WAS ACTUALLY PAYING ATTENTION AND LISTENING TO READER?!?!? IT WAS SUCH A COOL MOMENT!!! AND I WANT MORE OF THEM INTERACTING!!! because now i’m wondering if the reason why people couldn’t reason with werewolf’s wasn’t because the wizard/ witch couldn’t reason with them but because they’re literally gone and it’s a whole different being that has different relationships and a different personality! which is why moony didn’t want to attack prongs, wormtail, and padfoot! BECAUSE THOSE ARE MOONYS FRIENDS!!!! like how james, peter, and sirius are remus’ friends!!!!! OMG SO MANY THOUGHTS AND I KNOW THEY DONT MAKE SENSE BUT HEAR ME OUT ITS ALMOST OVER!!!

i was so upset when sirius showed up like i wanted to see more of reader and moony see if she could actually convince him to leave her alone but i get it from sirius pov he thought there was no reasoning all he wanted to do was protect reader and the way reader wanted to protect “fang”??? she’s a sweetheart

can we bring up how fucking smart reader is again??? like she keeps on putting everything together so fast it’s scary! the way she realized the animals around her were sirius, james, and peter??? and the way she was just so proud of her friends for becoming an animagus! BUT THE WHOLE “ Finally, you smiled, recalling one last trick you had under your sleeve.” I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT AND I CANT WAIT TO SEE IT PLAY OUT!!! IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT SINCE I BROUGHT UP THE THEROY IN THE EARLIER CHAPTERS!!!! AND ITS FINALLY COMING AND THE CLIFFHANGER HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD!!! I NEED MORE!!!

lord….i’m sorry for how long this is i’ll cut it off here it was an amazing chapter and i can’t wait for more

OK IM GONE!!!

Your theories never fail to amaze me, darling! I freaking love reading them so much! The longer they are and the more I read the more I realize all the tiny little details I've placed in the story are so worth it because my sweet Sherlock Holmes level of detail readers are just the absolute smartest ever?!

Like you're calling reader so smart but you had a theory about what's gonna happen next like 7 weeks ago? You're just as equally clever my little fox! And I would def give you the prophet title too.

And then you see so many things that make writing so worth it, I swear I LOVE THIS!

I love you guys so much, Wednesday is coming sooner than ever, so you will not be hanging off that cliff for so much more.

Read Gilded Constellations Here

[unnerving-presence]

I said this before when someone wanted short hcs but i'll drop it here too in a bit more detail here

When Evan was young and his mother recently passed away, he stole his mothers wedding ring and jewelry box from Archies room and has kept them ever since, he guards it with his life and constantly hides it in random places throughout the estate bc he's paranoid and he keeps it well hidden in the estate even to this day, and as for the wedding ring Evan often thinks about and fantasizes about what its like to be married and putting that ring on someones finger.

also Evan is really good at chess.

THATS SO SAD BUT KINDA SWEET? 😭

i cant imagine how poor evan must feel whenever he thinks abt his mom ☹️

also i have no idea how to play chess he’d literally eat my ass

[allamericanb-tch]

crimson rivers thoughts (10) 

@tastetherainbow290

chapter 20

i’m scared for this chapter

my death predictions are vanity, peter, irene, and one of the death eaters (i can’t remember their names) (please let me be wrong please let me be wrong)

i’m only reading this one for now bc it’s “quick” according to the author

sirius pov! ok that’s good

ugh slughorn. die.

oh no the death eaters found peter

peter noooo omg. do not die right now.

they’re just. beating him to death. 

WHY DOES PETER ALWAYS BETRAY THEM IN EVERY FIC

james pov ahhhh dramatic irony

VANITY NO

and there goes willa

VESPA NO you will be missed

hodge no not vanity please

poor james oh my gosh

no vanity vanity no why no

tears

ok i need to be somewhere in 20 minutes this is horrible timing but i have to stop reading now

guys im back. it’s been like an hour i am not ready

“She never got her first kiss. She never got to fall in love. She never got to go home. Her prince never saved her. Her prince killed her. Her prince is dead.” SOBBING

why would you write this. i’m so serious rn WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS

peter saving regulus ❤️

IRENE NO

why would you write this. 

ugh poor mathias. they didn’t mean to 💔

irene no what are you doing

MATHIAS TOO NO

JAMES NO what’s gonna happen i’m scared

i know james isn’t dead but regulus doesn’t and no one can tell him james is still alive ugh poor regulus 

sirius pov

yes sirius send regulus a secret message

rip juniper 💔 i know i would’ve been sad if we saw more of her

every time the death count shows at the end of the chapter i get so sad when i see evan’s name

chapter 21

maybe this one is happier?

ugh i hate slughorn

the two victor thing this is just like the hunger games (every time i say smth like this it’s like… yeah… that’s the whole point 😭)

sirius you’re so smart i love you

dorlene yay!! i love them even tho this is SAD

dorcas running FOUR MILES to see marlene 

i love them.

dorcassss tell her about the orderrrrr

“you’re a good friend” ❤️‍🩹

remus pov switch

regulus putting everything in the river ok

he’s keeping his own stuff that’s good

is regulus going to LEAP ACROSS THE RIVER

okay he didn’t. good.

run regulus run go find james

“It reminds Remus vaguely of dogs getting the zoomies” 😭

i lowkey forgot to be writing my thoughts down

“fancy a trip to space” sirius 😭

hanky panky time

MOON

AHHHHHHHH

why are they stopping 😯

oh poor sirius ☹️ ugh i just feel so bad for him like. the way the hallow treated him was so unfair 

chapter 22

james pov!

james 💔

“happy birthday hodge” TEARS

eeee regulus is going to find james

james talking to regulus in his head

“regulus never fails to look up” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

poor james just out here suffering

james getting high off anesthesia 😭

come on regulus you can do it go find james

HE FOUND HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

james thinking regulus was sirius ☹️

regulus just going with it

the james pov of this 💔

not him trying to sell sirius about regulus’ “parting gift” 😭 i hope he does get to tell him eventually

he’s realizing

“you came and found me” “of course i did” AHHHHH

kiss kiss kiss

ok they’re hugging i love them

this is so sad but reunion!!!

sirius pov

joffery?! what is your offer

chapter 23

regulus telling james abt irene ☹️

why is this sad

they’re flirting

ope nevermind flirting over

regulus holding james ❤️‍🩹

i bet the audience is eating this up. which is kind of really sad. like. they’re having a moment and everyone’s just. watching.

SOUP 

they’re literally katniss and peeta in that one scene

“thank him” im just as confused as you are regulus

regulus feeding james (this is giving me the ick lowkey)

them talking about their relationship i hate that regulus is only doing this for the games

ugh i hate that james is being so james right now like. i want them to do this in peace and privacy and without the context of the games

“I used to collect brown rocks if they reminded me of your eyes” if someone did that for me i would cry

regulus telling james he was his first love

KISS ALREADY

i feel bad rn bc im like. the audience. intruding on their private moment. i know this is purely fiction but still. 

😯 they kissed

a sad kiss but a kiss nonetheless 

they’re kissing for real now eeeee

“That was one of the happiest moments of my life” ☹️☹️☹️

“now James knows that Regulus would kiss him in the pursuit of saving his life, if there literally was no other option” i am so sorry james

“peter wouldn’t betray me like that”

the tension rn (and not in a good way)

my sister is watching my favorite episode (s2 e13) of regular show rn im getting so distracted this is going to be my last chapter

“You can't protect me from this, because I'm already here” 💔

why is this SO SAD

“If there's one thing all of this has taught me it's that I've always cared” 

the end notes: “everyone: WHEN WILL THEY KISS??? me: be careful what you wish for” this feels targeted

[allamericanb-tch]

you signed up for this thoughts (3)

last part ! 

chapter 21

choking ?! 

jegulus 

sirius!

oh, sirius

barty jump scare

barty pov oh me oh my

oh!

HELP i thought the choking would be kinky but nope it’s just fighting

REGULUS TELLING BARTY HE LOVES JAMES AHHHH

go get your man reggie

AHHHHHHH

oh ?!

poor barty ☹️

i love evan so much 

kisses his teeth

wolfstar! so cute i love them

james calling regulus ‘mi vida’ ❤️‍🩹

i love them so much

minor spelling mistake 🤬

i love jegulus

chapter 22

marlene!!! also exact date and time ?! eat

“What’s a year to two determined lesbians?” i love you marlene 

please i don’t know 24 hour time

regulus you menace

barty!

i lowkey forget they went back to london. even though i JUST READ IT 

remus!

dolphins!!!

oh me oh my why is lily telling them to get out of the water (trying to be panicked for them but mostly i’m happy that i understood what she said)

sperm whale!

remus please ask him i’m begging you

HELP WHY DID I JUST STOP READING IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS

regulus!

mi vida ❤️‍🩹

dorcas is so me when i text

live laugh love peter

what

oh me oh my

eughh

EW 

UGH

EW

WHY DID I READ THAT

STOPPP AHHHHH EEWW

ew omg. 

chapter 23

🎶august sipped away like a bottle of wine cause you were never mine🎶

remu!

gasp

eughhh

me saying ew to all of this and then continuing to read it 

ew

AHHH

sirius is asking remus to stay

AHHHH

omg i love regulus

lily!!!!

platonic jily the love of my life 

AHHH!!!! PANDALILY!!!!!!

yes night swimming is so fun

oh ?

HELP I JUST DOUBLE TAPPED MY SCREEN TRYING TO LIKE THIS

“You want me to inception your brother?”

live laugh love wolfstar 

chapter 24

three more sleeps ☹️

james is so real ☹️

i want to move to spain

poor regulus ☹️

lily!!!!!

i love lesbians

dorcas!!!!

eugh

cliff jumping is lowkey terrifying 

AHHHHH!!!!!!

i love dorlene ❤️‍🩹

oh my

eughh

i’m literally at my friends house sitting next to her in her bed reading this

ew omg

ahhhh im traumatized 

chapter 25

they’re at the bench ❤️‍🩹

guys. 

jegulus 

hanky panky

minor spelling mistake

sad goodbye ☹️

i’m going to cry

sad sad sad

☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

dorcas pov

stop i’m going to cry

this is reminding me of my sad airport goodbye 

regulus is so me

oh my gosh

please tell me he’s going back in the next chapter

chapter 26

poor james ☹️

HES ONLY FIVE HOURS AWAY ?! i could drive in my state for five hours and still be in it and i don’t even live in a big state

i am going to cry. 

marlene!

dorcas

“Why can they make it work but Reg and James can’t? Why does Reg have to fall apart? James deserves better.” i know this is what we all are thinking. 

dorlene my loves 

poor james ☹️ he is just going through it right now

barty! it’s been a while

oh!

regulus ?!

EVAN!!!!!

oh ?! 

remus has to leave too ☹️

i love that james calls lily liliana

eugh

but i mean good for james ? but bad for james also

AHHHGWTWIWNSGEG

i’m gonna cry but in a good way this time

oh!

so that’s what the spit is for. huh. 

eughhh

HELP

SIRIUS AHHH

remus too 😭😭

sweet brotherly moment in the midst of all this hanky panky 

chapter 27

title chapter!

it’s december! 

jegulus ❤️‍🩹

minor spelling mistake 🤬

HELP

poor sirius 😭😭

this is hilarious

i love them all

the way james likes his christmas decor gold and red and regulus likes it silver and green

i love christmas 

effie and monty!!!!!!!!

HELP SIRIUS MADE REGULUS BUY A NEW COUCH

the black brothers are. oh absolute menaces

“i’m pretty sure james gets the bisexual from effie” HELP i love effie she’s an icon

poor sirius just out here suffering because of overhearing regulus and james being regulus and james

i love effie with my whole heart 

james got a tattoo for regulus omg

i love christmas

i can’t believe remus and sirius ever hated each other. 

mary marlene and dorcas i love them 

new year’s eve!!

yes i love the grapes 

🎶who says i can’t wear my converse with my prom dress🎶

happy new year!

chapter 28

bonus! huzzah!

i love architecture 

churros!!

i love that they just befriended a bunch of strangers

omg. their tradition is to watch the sunrise. that’s amazing. 

sometimes i forget they’re british

what a great read. this was a good fic.

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chapter 13

i love this fic so much even though some parts of it really make me cringe

kissing his teeth

i need to start keeping track of how many times solmussa says that

omg remus took a bunch of pictures of sirius ahhhh

“you’re a heathen” sirius you heathen 

ew body shots that seems unsanitary 

“denial is a river in egypt” i miss when people said that all the time

me when wolfstar

lily!

dorlene ☹️ 

pandora has a brother ?! please let it be evan i am a rosier twins truther

TWINS!!!! this is a good sign

IT IS EVAN!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!

jegulus

i love sirius and regulus being brothers

“remus is very sticky” SIRIUS STOP

“It’s just that I said nothing has stuck, but Remus clearly is sticking because I can’t stop thinking about him and I think if he weren’t leaving, I could actually fall in love with him—" VERY IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION 

remus jump scare

james and his rum and coke

i definitely know way more spanish that i thought i did bc i’m following these conversations pretty okay i think

this is kinda nast

yeah im getting the ick right now

oh me oh my

sirius is so sirius

jegulus is jegulusing

ewww 

chapter 14

my prediction for this chapter based solely on the title is that barty is coming

BARTY POV!!! WHAT DID I JUST SAY

ok i actually love bartylus

ao3 is draining my battery so much

rabastan!

omg is it evan ahhhh

barty pulling a teenage girl and doing some deep internet stalking he’s so real

barty is absolutely feral

the drama omg

barty 😭😭

rosekiller is rosekilling me

minor spelling mistake 🤬

chapter 15

i love how many of the chapter titles are maisie peters songs

i can’t wait for james to meet barty

oh james. jamie james james. 

regulus telling dorcas ahhhh

oh me oh my

sirius pov im nervy

oh me oh my

i mean. it could have gone a lot worse.

this is making me want to go on a boat now

wolfstar 

BARTY ?!

maisie peters mention no regulus you definitely did not lose the breakup

hip hip hooray for sirius

oh me oh my

chapter 16

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO END THE CHAPTER LIKE THAT AND NOT PICK UP WITH JAMES POV AHHHH

it’s okay bc i love lily <3

MARYLENE ?!

🎶it’s a cruel summer🎶

i love pandalily

oh barty pov

yeah he’s crazy

WHAT

the drama

“Remus has never considered himself a prude, and yet he discovers he’s a little scandalised by the way James and Sirius seem to have absolutely no boundaries whatsoever.”

wolfstar is wolfstaring

oh me oh my

skimming this party because brother euughhhh

oh me oh my

“he kisses his teeth” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

james 

🎶old habits die screaming🎶

ew stop icky gross

wow there is a lot of hanky panky in this

EW

AH

EW

ew

stopping here bc i have a class in 5 minutes 

chapter 17

alas i am home from school

wolfstar 

dorcas!

barty jump scare

bartylus 😧

i really hate that i don’t like barty because in this i love barty so much but like aghhhh

oh poor james ☹️

the drama

WHAT

well.

minor spelling mistake 🤬

please why is this angsty

chapter 18

wolfstar ❤️‍🩹

JAMES what the heck man

angst ☹️

pandalily ❤️‍🩹 they’re so precious 

i love sirius so much. 

jegulus is having a moment

WHAT

oh me oh my barty

REGULUS 😭

omg

AHHHH

AHHHH

AHHHH

AHHHH

barty ?! please i need rosekiller im begging

OH ?! 

i manifested this. 

i love evan. 

chapter 19

dorcas! i need dorlene to happen so bad omg 

pandora forgetting straight people exist i love her so much

AH

marlene just texted dorcas guys what’s gonna happen

my kink is karma on repeat (not relevant at all to this)

i love pandora so much you don’t understand 

dorcas mary and marlene ?! eat.

piano lesson now ☹️

i’m back!

i love jegulus so much

i left and i am back now

i need to distract myself bc i can’t tell if i made a bad decision rn

sirius inviting regulus to christmas ❤️‍🩹

minor spelling mistake 🤬

ooh

oh me oh my

genuinely i am so confused by all of this but i do NOT want to do research so i actually understand 

EW agh ew stop ew ew ew

sirius’ favorite movie being titanic is so real

i love man bun sirius

ok wait i am literally falling asleep rn i will be back later

marlene! it’s been so long HELP i totally forgot i was reading this

dorlene ?! my favs

chapter 20

rosekiller!

ew

🎶i love you it’s ruining my life🎶

ew

dorcas!!!

i love mary so much

ew 

wolfstar!

ew

eughhhhh brother eughhhhh

AHHHH

they said i love you

oh regulus

🎶I LOVE YOU AINT THAT THE WORST THING YOU EVER HEARD HE LOOKS UP GRINNING LIKE A DEVIL🎶

i love jegulus

““We can always burn the airport down,” Sirius says longingly. “Destroy all airplanes so they can't leave."” i love sirius

no thoughts just pandalily

jegulus ☹️

ok no more for today