#i want to die everything sucks and i also have a broken strut on my car

[everythings-whithering]

I hate banks, credit, loans, medical/dental industry, and capitalism.

[cake-in-a-tin]

My thoughts rewatching all the Harry Potter movies back to back

forgive typos, and be warned - there's a lot...

the first two have a smaller amount of thoughts for some reason, idk why

 Philosopher’s Stone

teeny harry haha

that snake is so beautiful

no post on sundays bro

hi hagrid

how did the dursleys get off the island tho

aw harry is so teeny and innocent

ollivander’s entrance is so iconic, like i want to enter every room like that

hermione is so great already

and you are…

‘you’ve got dirt on your nose by the way, did you know?’

haha tiny malfoy

TREVOR! + neville

that death glare mcgonagall omg

oof snape really hates harry

it's leviooosa not leviosaaa

troll in the dungeon!!!

hi fluffy

ew norbert is gross to be completely honest

creepy malfoy staring at the window

malfoy being sassy wow

‘nighty night…’ whyyy filch?

oof ron are u ok

bye hermione

voldemort is kinda cute with his big eyes

harry really just killed quirrell jeez man

alas earwax

Chamber of Secrets

ah go away dobby don't be weird

yes the car with fred and george

oof bye uncle vernon haha

ah awkward let go of harry lockhart we hate u

haha ginny is iconic

rons face when the train comes omg

ron can drive? that's impressive…

ooh a voice scaryyy

hey colinnn

eat slugs - yas

let go of his arm lockhart

uh oh colin is petrified

hahaha snape annihilated lockhart wow

gosh moaning myrtle is annoying

tom riddle is such a weirdo hgh

ew spiders

lockhart is hilarious when he has lost his mind wow

yas fawkes

ew he just stuck the sword right through its head didn't he...

powerful sock…

go away lucius ur annoying

Prisoner of Azkaban

ugh aunt marge blow up already

sassy harry tm

tom is iconic

so is crookshanks tbh

the knight bus kinda sucks in the movie tho

yess lupin hi

ugh shut up trelawney

ah the best scene aka harry and draco being sassy towards each other

‘it’s killed meh!’

the other best scene: lupin, boggarts and the record player

love when they are eating sweets and just being good friends

yay marauders map - iconic fred and george

nice snowman also

my dad didn't strut and neither do i - yeah right...

yes leave hermione

trelawney stop being creepy

take that malfoy

harry third wheeling

yas remus save sirius

"old married couple" haha snape knows what's up

die peter lol

haha yes they will chop your leg off ron definitely

ugh harry stop being noble

haha yes mentioning the marauders

ew stop peter

oh no werewolf

sirius is so dramatic haha he cant stop turning into a werewolf my dude

bad idea yes ron i agree

oof fight him sirius

no sirius!

the dementorssss

no harry that's not a real patronus dude

nom eat the little soul nugget nice

ah no they're gonna kiss sirius nooo

scabbers did it ok... shut up ron

dumbledore just smacking ron's broken leg and being mysterious

and enter many time paradoxes

‘this is not normal’ hahahah wow harry

yess save buckbeak dudes

yas beautiful patronus dude

this music tho wow

au revoir sirius

I wonder how many stairs they ran up...

poor ron so confused

that bird just got squished no

don't leave lupin

please tell harry about the marauderss

i love lupin omg

ooh a firebolt thanks godfather

the ending face wow

Goblet of Fire

ooh nagini hello

yay frank you will die soon so enjoy your tea

dr who!

ah voldemort's creepy little hand tm

yes ron is covering his non existent boobs wow

hermione's so mad 4 some reason

yes cedric diggory in a tree

everyone has long hair why

isn't just any manky old boot mate

cedric amos and arthur are show offs

feet off the table!

i luv magik

wow krum is enjoying himself

Why is draco wearing a suit?

lucius is very ominous

think ur in luvvv ron

is there no winky in this? sad

harry is so awkward omg

bye hedwig find sirius even though the ministry cant

oh bonjour beauxbatons

wow so dramatic here come the durmstrang peoples

wow run filch ao athletic

ew the beauxbatons entrance is so weird and compared to the durmstrang one is kind of sexist

ow poor flitwick a fork to the hand that's gotta hurt

moody is so dramatic

dumbledore already shouting nice

why does he have so many bugssss

ah that is a creepy spider

poor neville he has to have cuppa with moody that sucks

yess fred and george back at it again

hermione ruining the vibe

HARRY POTTER DIDJA PUTCHA NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH dumbledore asked calmly

what would happen if harry was just like "nope"? would he die that would be interesting

igh rita skeeter go away ur creepy my dude

hate it when ur eyes glisten with ghosts of ur past

yas sirius in a fire

"who are u talking to?" "im vlogging ron" (how it should have gone. harry should have a youtube channel just saying)

poor harry a third wheel yet again between madame maxime and hagrid ew

wow draco in a tree, why? so many people in trees this movie

"nyaaah"

malfoy as a ferret is my favorite character

my father will hear about thissss

omg rita get outttt

fight the dragonnnn

feel like someone should have stopped the dragon after it broke free... idk *shrugs*

it would be so boring if u were watching the tournament because you can't see anything that's happening most of the time, only for the 1st task and a bit if the 3rd task.

knew u wouldnt die harry, lose a leg - or an arm -pack it in all together? nevaaaaa

god just open it harry

ron ur so awkward...

harry spitting out his drink will never not be funny to me

oh yes the gorgeous dress robes

poor ron has it tough, having to dance with mcgonagall and having ro wear those robes...

*babbling bumbling band of baboons*

the twins are hilarious in this haha

aw neville!

snape is really violent can't 2 boys discuss their love lives or lack thereof in peace

ron's jealous of viktor krum haha

love harry just being so confused and saying "spectacular" when cedric speaks to him.

given the fact harry literally told him the task cedric didn't do that much to help.

ugh no myrtle stop

harry going "do i" when neville tells him he seems tense is such a mood

harry's hair when he was swimming haha

just leave them harryy omg too noble

harry holds his breath for a long time after his gills go away - longer than i can

fred and george making fun of harry having 'moral fiber' is exactly what i would do in the situation

mr crouch stop being weird

yes finally singing hoggy warty hogwarts

oh hi mr crouch, taking a nap in the forest are u? cool

i would say do not stick your face in the pensieve but that's just me

Dr Who changed a bit since i last saw him, he's a bit mental now...

snape is so iconic wow

"bubble juice sir?" bahaha sassy harry back at it again

this music is so great

i would freak out if i had to go in that maze it's so creepy and feels like it would be so filled with jumpscares just nope

"a cauldron? What are u guys gonna do - eat me? that's gross!" feels like it should be in the movie

aw baby voldemort is so cute

ugh just chop off another finger or something wormtail jeez so much drama

how is voldemort still alive - the cauldron is on fire??

the movie is also really missing voldemort dancing with the death eaters

u dont have hair my dude stop caressing ur bald head

voldemort has lovely long fingernails

lucius' blonde hair poking out from beneath his hood is so funny 4 some reason.

"i can touch u now" is really not a good sentence

bit awkward to return with a dead body...

its alright harry *shakes his head violently*

uh oh that's not professor moody its barty jr

Order of the Phoenix

halfway done woo

the intro music is still a jam the 5th time

that is big whinging not little whinging

hi big D what a great nickname...

uh oh dementorrrrr

yes mrs figg the most iconic character in the movies

harry looks a lot like frodo baggins

yay the order is rescuing him finally

yes remus and sirius and mrs weasley and everyone

ooh kreacher

jeez hermione attack him

crookshanks attacking the extendable ears is just what my cat would do

cute godfather godson moments yeass

arthur weasley trying to function as a muggle is just so wholesome

ugh not umbridge ew

yes clear those charges

aw padfoot yess

wow that's a lovely coat sirius

voldemort looks great in a suit wow

didn't harry see his parents die? why couldn't he see the thestral before?

yes luna!

oh shut up umbridge oh my goddd

yes ron u tell seamus like a good friend

sassy harry reaching full potential

ugh umbridge sucks wow

so evil torturing harry

yes weasleys wizards wheezes

luna is so pure and perfect

the friendship between her and harry is so amazing

yas tell umbridge, mcgonagall

trelawneys bad but she doesn't deserve to be kicked out by umbridge

oof professor dumbledore just straight up ignored harry

yes harry just say you're rubbish that will make people think your sane

yes hermione break the rules!

oof ginny is jealous of cho liking harryyyy

yay the room of requirement!

dumbledores army is so fabuloussss

nigel is amazing and i love him

wow hermione just knocked out ron haha

harry potter the boy who made cheesy inspirational speeches

wow ginny is so powerful

harry and cho are so awkward eeehhhh

just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon *cringy forced laughter*

occlumency lessonnssss yay what fun

cute christmas scenes wow

ooh the family tree and sirius' backstory yay

harry u aren't becoming like voldemort u are going through pubertyyyy its hormonesssssss

yay hagrid finally

oh no it's bellatrix get ready for crazinesss

poor sirius he keeps getting the blame for everything that's so unfair

is neville tall or is harry short, because there is a huge height difference

aw all the patronuses are so cute

uh oh here comes umbridge...

noo they are captured and dumbledores lying waaa

oof dumbledore is as sassy as harry at some points - "dumbledores got style"

no umbridge is heaf and shes fricking evilllll

grawp yess. hes kind of cutee

ron is jealous of grawp bahaha

sheesh snape chill

yes a bit of maraudrrss aahhhh

thats it? noo

aw fred and george comforting a little boy is too cute!

yes fred and george!!! disrupt those OWLS!!

no harry! he doesn't have sirius nooo

yes hermione fake it till u make it ( or until u get umbridge attacked by grawp )

yay the centaurs are here as well get herrr

'i must not tell lies' the sass omg

jeez how many prophecies are there wow

pranked, harry dude ur kind of rubbish

well done ginny you've made all the prophecies fall

yh id rather watch my friends die than give u the prophecy, don't really like them tbh

yas sirius!

the order yes

you're beautiful sirius

noooooo siriusss 😭😭😭😭

yooo voldemort my dudeee

hope the ministry has a massive roomba

the DA just come in to see harry writhing on the floor and are like 'cool'

nice one fudge finally realised he's back cool, cool

ah yes angsty harry tm

aw poor luna, her shoes are all stolen.

luna is an icon though

we have something voldy doesn't - noses hahahaha

Half Blood Prince

uh oh the dark mark is here

death eaters as well fun

fenrir greyback!!

oh no not this bridge! i went across it and i was scared af

dumbledore appearing out of nowhere is so funny

ew slughorn no

wow i need dumbkwdored tidying spell so badly

slughorn collecting people is kind of creepy tbh

im so glad i dont have as many staircases as the weasleys

oh yes narcissa and bellatrix being shifty

oops snape u probs shouldnt have done that

yess fred and george!!!

weasleys wizard wheezes looks amazinggg

uh not cormac mclaggen

oooh its "draco and mummy"

no fenrir we wanted to look at draco stroking a cabinet

yes arnold!

yes draco malfoy is a "creepy bloke" ronald

why is draco always wearing a suit??

yes draco is going to pigfarts!

ouch why would u stomp on his nose??

yez luna save him

noo dont let snape teach defense against the dark arts!! i miss lupin...

poor harry having to do potions again ugh

dun dun dunnn the half blood prince

poor seamus stuff is still exploding

haha dumbledore ships hermione and harry lol

baby tom riddle is creepyy

tom riddle and slughorn were bffs wow so cute

edgy draco in his loki suit

aw rons the only one listening

ugh cormac mclaggen is so gross nooo

haha ron is so rubbish at quidditch id be just like him

'the binding is fragile' hahaha excuses

harry sleeps with his potions book hheehe wow

wow sneaky draco

rons face when hermione mentions her snogging him haha.

uh oh cursed necklace alert

harry pottrr the boy who just knew

snape is so sarcastic wow icon (not really tho ew)

oh god they're talking about skin aahhh

noo harry stop being awkwarddddd sit downn

ew cormac stop eating profiteroles so suggestively ugh

haa rons outfit

ew lavender stopp

oh yes "felix felicis" makes ron great at quidditch

poor hermione she just loves ron thats all

aw hermione and harrys friendship is so nice

angsty draco standing in a tower

"bUt I aM tHe ChOsEn OnE" god harry so pretentious

luna is the coolest person there is, nice work harry

draco in a suit again looking sad he does that a lot

no draco ur apple!

oh nvm its back dw

ugh cormac sucks.  hermione why??

at least cormac did 1 good thing and vomited on snapes shoes

draco was lurking omgggg thats his vibe now

cant break an unbreakable vow - figured that out for myself thanks (sassy harry)

ew lavender stopppp

ooh noo ginny dont feed him a mince pie awkwarddd

thanks ron

stoppp ginny. harry can tie his own shoelaceee

why do they need to burn the burrow this doesnt happen in the books #not canon

wow everyones sassy including hermione now

also lav is an awful nicknname

aha tom riddle is still creepy

okay thats a lie slughorn u told him about horcruxes

uh oh ron loves romilda vane oop

harry thinks the moon is divine haha

Ron hugging a pillow then falling off the sofa in the background oh my gosh

slughorn is so useless

haha snapes face while rons saying hermiones name

draco being edgy again woowwww

lavender that is a death glare if ever i saw one

oh no draco is crying in a bathroom now like a moody teenager

let him cry in peace harry god man

'nyaaah' is dracos go to dueling sound

oops harry u kinda killed him a little bit.

no this is so awkwarddd ginny dont

just kiss like in the books after the quidditch match thats way better

yes the felix felicis

love harry potter like this its so funny

‘harry!’ ‘sir!’

not to mention the pincers *gestures awkwardly*

nice speech harry, now u have answers on the horcruxes

ooh back to tom riddle being creepy

yas harry and dumbledore field trip quality student teacher time

snape being edgy now wow everyone is in this movie

oops foreshadowing...

harry has precious blood apparently?

yay boat ride and smoothie

harry potter not harry water bro

noo bad just aguamenti right into his mouth Harry

yay new friends!!!

dumbledore ur gonna set harry on  fire careful my dude

ooh death eaterz

did draco change intot hat suit to impress the death eaters?

oop bye dumbledore

harry brooding in dumbledores office

yess RAB get wrecked voldemort

harry ur thick apparently?

aw cute friendship

Deathly Hallows Pt. 1

rusty logo wow

‘ello whoo are u

oh scrimgeour hi i dislike u dude

veey dramatic

aaawww hermione no

yas dudley being nice to harry and vernon listening to him and leaving

ron brooding wow

bye parents sad face

wow vernons old man

ooh its snapeee he looks loke he has a lot of contpur on

yay snape has a savey seat

pius is a great name

uh oh i dont wanna give u my wand voldy

dracos face haha

ugh do they have to watch nagini eat professor burbage gross

the dursleys house looks so empty

yay the cupboard happy memories and his baby toys cuteee

moody thinks that harrys gorgeous.

yay remus and tonksss

shut up mundungus

blimey hermionee

'just trying to diffuse the tension' hahaha lol

wow so many harrys lol

yh  wouldnt want to go in the motorbike tbh

uh oh death eaters

wow parkour harry

nooo hedwig - the saddest bit of this movie

yo voldemort wassup

oops the pylons fell down... just fly away good idea

nooo george's ear

jeez lupin y are u being crazy dude

george is saint like and holy aw so cute brother moments

uh oh bye moody u were a bit creepy tbh

ha lol harry a lot of people are going to die for u

harry stop being moody omg

wow george way to ruin the vibe dude

yo minister leave pls

ron just being ungrateful - u can turn out lights now ron lucky u

yay hermione you get a childrens book thats great

wow a snitch lucky u harry. hes so pleased with that. little does he know.... its a resurrection stone bro

give him the sword man

yay nice wedding

luna interrupting deep thoughts casually

xenophilius is creepy

ron and hermione staring at each other is a mood.

way to crash a wedding dude

hermione is the most competent out of all three it has to be said

i really want that bag of hermiones

shouldnt have said voldemory now the death eaters are here whoops

"hermione" *strokes face awkwardly*

sassy harry yas

oh yes grimmauld place

oof voldys having wand struggles

hi kreacher please leave ur creepy thanks

aw siriuzz room so cute sad hes dead

regulus arcturus black yay

ugh mundungus fletcher u suck dude

aw neville

oh no pie dude is the minister if magic now

uh shut up umbridge

feel like u dont need that many posters

sentimental piano playing wow

yo dobbyyyy

umbridge ruins everything omg

ron - u dont have a wife

haha harry getting out of the lift and walking in such a weird wayyy bahahaha

ew umbridge has moodys eye groosss

yas the ugly plates are still in her office

oops ron u just kissed that random dudez wife

nice suit harry

ouch splinch

lovely tent

kill the locket dude

dean thomas is on the run ooh fancy

yh harry stop letting voldemort in dude

harry stop being so moody bro

ooh watch snape on the map thats not creepy.

oh no snatchers...

ah u almost got caught dudes

ron ur so weak wow cant apparate or anything

lot of missing people...

haha a quarantine haircut

yes hermione ur brilliant

oh god ron stop chill

bye ron i guess lol

poor hermione

yas awkward dancing timee

awkward stares

kissy for the snitch. he must really miss ginny

uh oh its opening at the closee

vfd!!! an eyee!!!

ooh godrics hollowwww

oop its christmas eve whoopssss

oh a deathly Hallows

parents grave yay!

ur bathilda? nope im a snake boiii

bathilda is 1 creepy lady

what are u saying my dude????

ew snake lady

chaira are good defences agaunst snakes definitely

ah she jumped at them

looks like a nice campsite

wow now hermiones being sentimental

oop she sat on harrys wand

wait nvm

oooh a doe a deer a female deer

dont drown harry that would be awkward

omgbharry stop undressing

oof the locket strangling him

yay ron saved him yas dude

ron kill the horcrux

u tell him hermione

nice ron tell them u have been hearing voices

yes go see xenophilius the crazy dudee

aw ron ur so awkwsrd bro

their house is so cute

shut up ron god

yay we know about the deathly hallows now

xenophilius is so suspicious tho

why would you say his nameeee

noo snatchers

ooo ominous malfoy manor

draco dont doo ittt

yay dobby!

ah no hermione

aw draco looks sad in his little loki suit

yay dobby 'maiming and seriously injuring'

nooo dobby! he deserved so much better 😭

"hey guys welcome back to my unboxing video today we are opening dumbledores grave"

yay the elder wand wow

giving away ur position a bit dude by shooting stuff in the air

Deathly Hallows Pt. 2

snape hi ur brooding

lots of dementys

dramatic music

waaa dobby

yay bill and fleur

yo griphook what up

the sword was in a river bro

madam lestrange? no!

oops thats not dracos wand anymore wowww

wands are just like 'ya hiiii we have feelings too'

oop ollivander knows about the elder wand bros

ron looks great with a moustache tho

harry just broke the law jeez...

wow that cart looks fun

wow they fell from the cart nice

oh no ron broke the law too whoops

yay a dragon

lots of gold nice

yay the cup

oops they messed up nkw everything is multiplyinggg

griphook y are u evil my dude

yay ride a dragon

oops they fell no

yas they escaped

uh oh voldemort is onto them

that's a lot of dead people

oh no everyones looking for them

ah aberforth hi!

the other part of harry's mirror!

oop dumbledore was a secretive dude

ariana yas

neville!

i love neville hes so great now

yay all of the DA

luna!

ginny is being awkward

'shut up seamus' hhaha

aaa snape yooo

snape stop being a meanie

stop being angry harry

yas queen! mcgonagall!!!!

yay

uh oh voldemort is whispering to harry again

stop voldemort you need a cough sweet

yes everyone protect him

haha filch is a blithering idiot wow

i love mcgonagall

run harry

boom! seamus blow stuff up!

yay the knight peeps

uh yes theyre protecting harry and everyone

yes luna is so smart and iconic

go talk to a ghost harry

thats a lot of death eaters

go away voldemort no one likes u

yes go stab a crown harry

yay remus

fred and george aw

ron fake parseltonguing lol

nooo quidditch

lol peeps got disintegrated

go hermione stab the cup

yessss kisss!!!!

tonks and remus together wow

wow i hate voldemort's bald head with the weird veins

run neville!

yay ginny and neville

yay a little kiss for harry!

ooh the room of requirement

edgy draco back at it again

ooh the diadem

no dracooo

yh draco y didnt u give harry away?

aw ron loves hermione

uh oh fireee

nice work goyle

bye crabbe lol

yay hes saving draco

nice killed the tiara

oops voldemorts getting angry

snapes gonna dies dudes

runnnnn guys

lavenders being eaten

yay aberforth

yeet snapes dying

gosh naginis violent

“ew snape sorry i dont like u even tho u loved my mum” - what harry should have said

woops bye snape

freds death is too sad

nooo remus and tonks

go watch snapes life my dude

yess the always bit (i dont like snape but its iconic)

poor harry

its so sad that hes just sacrificing himself

his eye contact with ron omg im cryinggg

ooh yay his familyyy

he should have said 'its muffin time’ to the resurrection stone and it would be like 'cool bro here's your dead family'

u got this harry

yay teddy mention

"until the end" yas james

lets do this harry

wow voldemort why are you standing like a weirdo

yes harry be a brave man

byee harryyyy

oooh hes alive still

hi dumbledore

yes harry is a brave brave man

cool explain it to him dumbledore

bye dumbledoreeee

wow voldy u weakk bro

yas dracos alive get off me

aw neville u got this man

voldy yeeted that dead giant wow

ew snakey boi

nooo hes dead waa

poor draco such an awkward hug

oop neville what?

ok ur just making a speech that fine carry on

voldys very polite for a villain

yay harrys alive

haha dieee

run lucius wow

oof destroying the school harry really

naginis coming run hermione

u got dis neville

noo ron

yes molly!!!

y r u hugging dudes u arent friends... did u forget? oops..

ouch

bye snake boiii

neville is so iconic omg

kill him HARRY

noice

haha disintegrate voldemort

byeee

dont breathe in voldemort guys

wow harrys a mess

yay hagrid

hermione and ron are so sweet aw

harry yeet the wand

wow draco owns the wand and now harry has it

YEET

aw the friendship

yess 19 years later

wow that hair harry

all of their haircuts are tragic tbh...

should be albus remus potter... just sayinggg

THE END DUDESSSSS

[thebisexualdogdad]

The chapel

Ao3 version with gifs

Requests: OMG! Yay! Maritza! Reader is a prison guard and he takes care of her? Like helping keep rude inmates away and such and the one day Maritza decides to surprise him. So she drags him into the church and he eats her out first and she orgasms but then someone comes in so Maritza goes under the podium gives him a blowjob as reader is talking and reader cums in her mouth then once the person is gone he fucks her bent over the podium? And maybe Maritza calls reader Papi?

 Also could you include the reader is always giving Maritza little gifts like the odd flower or makeup materials. 

Hey I made the Maritza requests. For the one they are in the church can you make the person that interrupts them Flaca? I didn’t know who to pick but flaca seems like a good idea. What do you think maybe Flaca learned that Maritza was with reader so she tracked them to the church but Maritza is under the podium giving reader a blowjob and reader tells Flaca he doesn’t know where Maritza is? And maybe when reader cums Flaca just grins and shakes her head before leaving telling them to have fun?

It was illegal, your relationship with Maritza, you know it was but you never meant to fall for her. 

The only reason you even took the job at the prison a year ago was because out of all the places you sent a resume to they were the only one to offer you a position. 

A prison was the last place you wanted to work but in this economy, a paycheck is a paycheck and you thought you'd just stick it out until another job came along but then you met Maritza and everything changed.

It was just flirting for a while, plenty of inmates and CO's made flirtatious comments towards each other and nobody batted an eye. 

Then she kissed you one afternoon when you were alone in the kitchen after you helped her finish cleaning up the mess from lunch. 

She promised she wouldn't tell anyone, even Flaca though her best friend already had her suspicions that something was going on between the two of you. 

"Why can't i tell Flaca?" Maritza said as she pulled up her pants after one of your first hooks up in a storage closet. 

"I know she's your best friend but no one can find out about this," you said cupping her cheeks, "your sentence will be extended and I'll go to jail for the rest of my life." 

"I wish we could get out of this hellhole," she sighed. 

"You've only got a few years left, one day we can leave here together and never look back," you said kissing her softly. 

After that day it was a struggle to sneak around. 

Anytime another inmate spoke rudely to her you wanted to stand up for her but you also couldn't make it too obvious of your feelings for her. 

One day at lunch a neo started shouting racist terms at Maritza and the others from the spanish Harlem. 

As usual the other CO's didn't try to put a stop to it and instead enjoyed the show. 

When she got directly into Maritza's face you couldn't stand back anymore. 

"That's enough!" You shouted pulling the neo away from Maritza, "that'll be 3 days in solitary Sanders." 

"Woah that's so not fair," Brandy yelled. 

"You want to join her Epps?" You yelled back. 

You glanced at Maritza while you walked Sanders to solitary, she smiled at you but you had to keep your cool. 

"Get back to your lunch Ramos," you said calmly. 

As the months went by your affair escalated little by little. 

From picking her flowers in the yard to sneaking her in her favorite candies. 

She accidentally told you she loved you for the first time when you brought her real makeup, nothing too expensive though so the other guards couldn't tell it wasn't the generic stuff from the prison store or something that she and flaca had concocted up themselves.  

That accidental 'i love you' led to your real first 'i love you's' and of course the first 'i love you' sex. 

You were walking down the halls, monitoring everyone during their free time. 

Looking into the rec room some of the inmates were watching tv, some were doing yoga and others were playing board games with missing pieces. 

At the doorway Maritza strutted past you, tugging down on your shoulder to whisper in your ear, "meet me at the chapel." 

You gulped and Maritza went on her merry way. 

Little did you either of you know that Flaca watched the whole thing happen from the table she was sitting at. 

You did a lap around the prison making sure there was nothing urgent that needed your attention, or maybe it was more so people saw you, giving you an alibi before heading to the chapel. 

Cracking the door open you peeked inside to see Maritza standing on the stage next to the podium. 

"What are we doing in here?" You asked walking down the aisle towards her. 

"We are having sex somewhere besides a storage closet," she grinned. 

"Shh don't be so loud," you said as you climbed the stairs finally standing in front of her. 

"Don't worry, no one's gonna bother us here," she said cocking her head to the side and lifted her shirt up revealing the fact that she wasn't wearing a bra, "now are you gonna fuck me or not Papi?" 

God did you love when Maritza called you papi, shit maybe you shouldn't use the word God when thinking about sex in a church. 

You lunged forward and kissed her hard, pressing her up against the podium. 

Your hands groped her breasts, Maritza rocking her hips into yours making your cock hard. 

"Eat me out," she ordered so you eagerly got to your knees, pulling her baggy pants down to her ankles. 

You threw one leg over your shoulder, wasting no time in running your tongue through her. 

Maritza groaned, tangling her fingers in your hair. 

"Yes," she moaned when you flicked at her clit. 

You sucked her clit into your mouth, digging your nails into the back of her thighs holding her up.

Moving your tongue back down and in a zig zag pattern Maritza's hips bucked into your touch. 

Her grip tightened on your hair, tugging slightly. 

"Oh fuck," she moaned as she came closer and closer to her release. 

Plunging two fingers inside her you sucked harshly on her clit and with a few motions she was cumming. 

When her thighs stopped shaking you got to your feet, kissing her deeply. 

"Mm i taste sweet," she smirked, "now let me see if you taste as good." 

Maritza was switching your positions with ease, now she was the one on her knees, taking your hard cock out from your work slacks and stroking. 

Before she could even begin you were being broken from your trance by the slamming of the chapel door. 

"Y/L/N!," it was Flaca. 

She had followed you to the chapel. 

You turned around and Maritza scrambled to get under the podium. 

"Gonzalez what the hell are you doing in here," you said and that's when Maritza's decided to take a long lick up the shaft of your cock. 

"I should be asking you the same thing, it's not Sunday," Flaca replied. 

"I-uh," you stuttered, Maritza swirling her tongue around the tip, "I thought I saw Bursett and sister Ingalls come in here but I guess I was wrong." 

Maritza began to bob her head up and down and you tried to not make any noises signalling the pleasure being given to you. 

"Whatever, have you seen Maritza?" Flaca asked even though she knew the answer. 

"Haven't seen her," you said gulping, " but- but if I do I'll tell her you're looking for her." 

Maritza's hand was stroking the base of your cock and you couldn't stop yourself from cumming between her lips. 

Flaca grinned and shook her head, turning and walking towards the door. 

As she was leaving she looked over her shoulder and winked, "have fun you two." 

When she was gone Maritza stood up. 

"Shit. Shit. Shit. She knows Maritza!" You said in distress. 

"Y/N," she said calmly, using the back of her hand to wipe her chin, "I promise you she's not going to tell anyone, she would never do that to me." 

"How can you be so sure about that." 

"Because she's my ride or die bitch." 

You sighed and stared at the floor. 

"I love you Maritza, i just don't want anything to happen to you," you told her. 

"I love you too Y/N and nothing is going to happen I promise, " she smiled and kissed you. 

The kiss quickly returned to the intensity of before, you're worries vanishing as you put all your attention back to Maritza. 

You took hold of Maritza's hips, turning her around and bending her over the top of the podium. 

You squeezed her ass, stroking your cock until it was hard again. 

"You're so fucking hot," you groaned slipping your cock into her.

Maritza's knuckles gripped the edge of the podium as you started thrusting. 

The podium under her was shaking with every movement, her moans filling the otherwise silent chapel. 

You leaned over her, moving her hair aside and kissing the back of her neck. 

Your hips moved faster and you reached around to grope her breasts. 

Nipping at her neck Maritza moaned low when you pinched one of her nipples. 

"I'm so close papi," she breathed out so one of your hands moved to circling her already sensitive clit with your fingertips. 

"Oh fuck, oh fuck," she chanted as she came again from sensory overload with your lips on her neck, one hand pinching a nipple with the other on her clit as you thrusted roughly into her. 

After she rode out her second orgasm you pulled out of her, stroking your cock until you came on her ass. 

"You better hit the showers," you said catching your breath and putting your cock into your slacks. 

"When can i see you again… privately that is," she smiled putting her clothes back in order. 

"I don't know, I'm not working tomorrow so maybe Thursday," you said kissing her softly, "and I've got some eyeliner I'm gonna bring you, I'll leave it under your pillow when i do bed checks." 

"I'm the luckiest girl in the world," she teased.

[magerightsyeah]

Going Darkside

They left me. They fucking left me. I felt my rage bubbling over. It was all bullshit, all of it. I never tried to make people like me, I never cared, but they left me. All alone. They never liked me. They never cared about me. Worik, Yubel, Angie, all fucking liars. How could they do this? Perhaps this wasn’t the best place to start. Where I should’ve started, was the Battle of Adamant - 24 hours earlier.

I was on a team with three other people, Simon, Rowan, and The Iron Bull. Everything was going great, we finished off the demon that we were supposed to kill.  A little while later,  then the second team came in… and that was where it all went wrong. A dragon appeared, an honest-to-the-Maker dragon. Clarel, the Warden Commander, just barely managed to throw it off, but in the process destroyed the bridge some of the Inquisition (and your’s truly) was standing on. Everything happened so fast, I don’t totally know what happened, but I remember falling then… the Fade. We were actually physically in the Fade. Long story short - some shit happened, we lost some good people, but we got out. But then again, if we got out, how’d I manage to get left behind? Well that is a funny story.

Basically what happened was, well, I was pushed. I was looking over the edge of a wall at Adamant just as we were preparing to leave and bam, now I’m falling. I didn’t even see the bastard’s face, I just felt their hands pushing me and I fell. I managed to cast a force-field around myself just in time, but that only worked to soften my fall, not to negate the effect all together.

I lay there for 20 hours, bleeding and broken, waiting for salvation. But none came. No one came to find me, no one even looked for me. Eventually, I was fed up. I let my anger fuel my magic. “Few things are more powerful than the rage of betrayal” as my old mentor used to say... crazy old bat. She wasn’t wrong on this though. I felt unimaginable agony as my bones snapped back together and the sinew braided itself whole again. My magic was repairing my body cell by cell. I sat up as the hole in the back of my skull finished piecing itself back together again. Fine. If the Inquisition couldn’t appreciate me, I’d find someone else who would. And I knew just where to start.

Not all of Corypheus’s forces had been slaughtered, a few of his loyal followers quietly exited through secret passages which they assumed were unknown to Inquisition forces. Unfortunately that was not so. Just a while behind the forces, followed a group of three Inquisition spies. This was too easy.

“Hello there.” The scouts turned to my voice. Although I was wearing an Inquisition uniform, which seemed to comfort them a little, I could tell by their faces me being a qunari was making them uncomfortable. “Look fellas, I’m really sorry to have to do this, but I really can’t have you reporting to the Inquisitor anymore.” They looked confused for a moment, but once I snapped my fingers and a flame ignited in my hand, they got the message. Two of the spies drew their daggers, whereas one tried to run. Such a shame he had to die first. He died screaming as my white hot fire seared his flesh until he was nothing but blackened bone. The first spy came at me from the front, a stupid mistake really. How Leliana ever approved of these amateurs was completely lost on me. I grabbed his wrist as he lunged for my neck, swiftly snapping it in one quick move. He screamed in agony as I pressed my palm against his forehead and burned his brain from the inside out. A new trick? Cool. The second spy was smarter. While I was busy with my new trick, he came from behind and aimed for my head. A second, that’s all it takes, a second of hesitation and then it’s over. When his comrade collapsed on the ground with a blank expression on his face and his eyes little more than dust coating the sockets, that was the second. I took my chance. I grabbed him by the sides of his head and smashed his face into my knee. It wasn’t nearly as clean as good old fashioned incineration, but it did make a delightful squishing sound. I made a mental note that I’d have to kill people physically more often, it really took me back to my younger days under the Qun when I skinned my brothers alive, those were the good old days. I looked down at my uniform, it was very much not inconspicuous. I took the dagger from the still clenched hands of the eyeless spy, that has a good ring to it doesn’t it? Sorry what was I saying? Oh right, I took the knife from Eyeless Spy over there, and proceeded to carve the Inquisition symbol out of my chest. I nicked myself a few times, in hindsight I could’ve just taken off my shirt, but what’d be fun about that? Eventually, I just had a large hole in my uniform, so I decided to throw caution out the window and turned my top into little more than a breast band. It was the desert, it’s not like I’d get cold. I looked back on my mini-massacre. I wasn’t sure Corypheus would let me join him purely on good faith, I’d need something as a show of my allegiance. The man I’d killed with my knee was mangled beyond recognition, so I figured he wouldn’t be a good candidate. Eyeless Spy however, not only was he intact enough to verify he was in fact an Inquisition agent, but also it’d be a fantastic demonstration of my abilities. I grinned this plan was perfect. Or well, no it wasn’t, because I’d have to carry around a dead body for Maker knows how long, I just hoped Corypheus’s base was close.

It was not close. After a few days I started to notice the corpse rotting, so I used my rudimentary understanding of ice magic to freeze it, praying it was enough. Before long I reached the camp. It was in the Emerald Grave of all places. I don’t know why that struck me as odd, probably because I expected their base to be in a barren wasteland, not a tropical paradise. Either way, I wasn’t complaining. The camp was surrounded by Red Templars, those things gave me the heebie jeebies. I sucked in my breath as I approached the guard at the front of the camp. Immediately he drew his sword. I quickly raised my hands in a sign of goodwill, despite the fact every cell was screaming at me to burn this man alive.

“What do you want?” The guard’s voice was gruff and distorted, as if he had a rock lodged in his throat, which he might’ve now that I think about it….

“I seek a audience with Commander Samson.” I sounded very important, I almost sounded like an actual adult. It was weird.

The guard looked at me skeptically. “No one gets an audience with the Commander.” I snapped my fingers and the dead spy immediately defrosted. The guard’s eyes widened. “Can he make an exception?”

The guard glared at me, “We’ll be watching you.”

“I expect no less.” I winked at him as I re-froze my specimen, then strutted through the camp towards the large crimson tent. Another guard stopped me at the door, but with a nod from the guard at the entrance to the camp, he allowed me entrance, and to be allowed to gaze upon the esteemed Commander.

He was ugly. Simply put, he was just ugly. His face was too long, his eyes were too big, and his nose was too long. He had nothing on the Inquisition’s own Commander, and I liked him already.

“Commander Samson.” I addressed him, my hands behind my back like a proper adult.

He looked up at me, a wild look in his eyes, “What? Who’re you?”

I smiled, “My name is Hissera Katari, I’m was with the Inqui-” Before I could finish my sentence, Samson had drawn his sword and was pointing the tip at my throat. I liked this man more and more.

“Was, Commander, was,” I smiled “I have, defected, so to speak, and as a show of good faith, I bring you proof of my allegiance.” I snapped my fingers and the corpse was on its feet, a thin layer of frost coating it’s entire body. With another click, the Eyeless Spy was defrosted and a wicked smile spread across Samson’s lips.

“This will do quite nicely Ms.Katari, this will do quite nicely indeed”

[stereklibrary]

Hiya, I was wondering if you had any high school sterek?x

YES! I love a good High School AU (and to be honest, I had a hard time choosing) - here are some of my favourites

I also have a High School AU tag

Have fun reading! 

#librarynerd by yodasyoyo (1/1 | 7,742 | T)

“I’ll likely get far more done in the group if I’m not distracted watching you with your pen—”

“My—My pen?”

“Pens. Drinking straws. Don’t act like you don’t know,” Derek says darkly. “You know.”

In which Stiles follows Scott into his Spanish study group, takes one look at the hot nerd who runs it and then decides to stay… even though he doesn’t actually speak Spanish.

the nerd party by bibliosexual (3/3 | 6,827 | T)

Until this moment, Stiles wasn’t even sure Derek could read, and now he’s trying to steal Stiles’ obscure eight-hundred-page fantasy novel. What.

Option C) Some Bad Guys are Werewolves, but Not All Werewolves are Bad Guys by calrissian18 (1/1 | 9,039 | T)

Derek Hale—the Incredible Meat that Thinks—needs a math tutor. Stiles Stilinski needs something that will look better on his college applications than ‘passable D&D Dungeon Master.’

It’s a match made in heaven. Er, right?

Strut on a Line, its Discord and Rhyme by xiaq (21/21 | 61,818 | T)

“Carry me,” Stiles says.

“No.”

“But I’m injured.”

“You have a rash,” Derek says. “On your arm. Your feet work just fine.”

“Please?”

“No. You weigh almost as much as I do. And you ate a pound of chicken at lunch.”

“Well, yeah, but I pooped like an hour ago, so.”

“You’re disgusting.”

“Don’t play, you love me.”

I do, Derek thinks, relatively horrified. I really do.

And Then There Is No Mystery Left (Baby, I’m Sweet On You) by Swing Set in December (1/1 | 1,104 | T)

Stiles has no idea why Derek is sitting at his lunch table.

you love the hate that we share by bibliosexual (1/1 | 5,745 | T)

Maybe it’s petty — okay, it most definitely is — but it just irritates Stiles that the universe makes people like Derek Hale. He’s practically superhuman at lacrosse; he’s been blessed by the puberty gods with stubble and muscles on top of muscles and not a pimple in sight; he spouts off effortless monologues in Spanish class while Stiles is still struggling to remember how to say “Can you repeat that?”; he could probably make a killing as a male model; and when he asked Lydia to study with him, she said yes. Like, seriously, what the fuck.

Easy Alpha by interropunct (1/1 | 4,602 | T)

Easy A/Teen Wolf AU. Wherein, Derek Hale is the high school hussy, Jackson and Scott really need to learn to use their inside voices. And, contrary to popular belief, everyone is still a virgin.

I stopped believing in happy endings by otatop (2/2 | 8,531 | NR)

Derek was prepared to have his heart broken for just one evening with Stiles. He knew what he was getting himself into

(He had no idea what he was getting himself into)

(I Hate to Be) The One to Ruin the Night by wishingonalightningbolt (2/2 | 14,550 | E)

High school senior Derek Hale only has one goal for the rest of his time left at BHHS: avoid Stiles Stilinski. He’s wreaked enough havoc as it is, having spent all summer breaking Derek’s heart. Everything would be better for both of them if they just never saw each other again.

Derek doesn’t plan on ever getting mixed up with Scott McCall and his little gang of idiot friends. In fact, if he knew to avoid it, he would, but he guesses he just isn’t smart enough. Unfortunate, considering the consequences.

The Socioeconomic Repercussions of Mutually Assured Destruction by alocalband (1/1 | 15,285 | E)

“The trouble with having the kind of brain that likes to write essays on male circumcision for an Economics class, is that it also likes to turn PowerPoint presentations for Biology into odes on the perfection of notorious bad boy Derek Hale’s backside.”

When You’re Close I Feel the Sparks by Leslie_Knope (4/4 | 15,285 | M)

The guy is hot as hell, sure—leather jacket and glasses, Jesus, be still Stiles’ poor, bisexual, beating heart—but more importantly, it must really suck being new on the first day of senior year.

“We’re adopting him,” he decides, tugging Scott and Kira by the elbow in that direction. “Let’s go.”

Someone Please Murder Dr. Wyne by NotRoyalty (2/2 | 2,873 | NR)

Stiles starts asking questions in the margins of his chemistry textbook because that thing couldn’t be more confusing, and then someone starts leaving answers.

Talk Geeky to Me by stilesanderek (1/1 | 19,874 | E)

Derek and Stiles are the most typical combo of nerd plus geek two teenage boys could be; and as stereotypical as they could ever get, they’re each other’s only friend. That usually doesn’t bother Stiles much, Derek is the best best friend he could ever hope to have, but sometimes when he thinks about his fate of possibly not having his first kiss until college, he starts wishing he had a few more friends–or at least more people who were a bit more interested in him other than when they need to copy his notes.

In a fit of curiosity about how kissing feels like, Stiles proposes Derek that they each be the other’s first kiss–strictly platonic, of course. But afterwards, Stiles can’t stop noticing how hot Derek is, can’t stop thinking about kissing and touching him.

OR

The five times Derek and Stiles “fake” kiss and one time they take things further.

Binomial Coefficients by DevilDoll (1/1 | 20,783 | T)

In which brainy freshman Stiles Stilinski wants star quarterback Derek Hale to join the math team, AKA math nerds in love.

the lunch table configuration by thepsychicclam (1/1 | 16,677 | E)

When Isaac makes Derek switch lunch tables, the last thing Derek expected was to fall for Stiles.

The Sound of My Heart by orphan_account (4/4 | 8,654 | T)

Stiles is bored.

It always happens this time of year. It’s the middle of August, summer is winding to a close, and he’s run out of things to distract him. He’s marathoned Buffy four times and as much as he loves it, Spike is starting to be a little less charming and a little more irritating. It’s also not helping that Scott barely has enough time to separate his lips from Allison’s to tell him he can’t hang out.

Scott is officially the worst best friend ever.

In which Stiles meets Derek at the police station

A Thousand Fiery Suns of Angst - Just Press Play by apocryphal (1/1 | 20,934 | T)

All Stiles wants from life is to learn to control his magic, keep his grades up, and not die horribly while saving Beacon Hills from supernatural threats. It’s all going pretty well until Derek Hale, werewolf extraordinaire, has to go and ask him on a date. That asshole.

Just the Same by ericaismeg (7/7 | 68,066 | G)

Something is seriously up with the captain of the lacrosse team. There’s just no way Derek Hale is human.“I was wondering if you’re even human. You move so quickly. I mean, it’s ridiculously fast. No human should be able to move that fast, y'know? It’s unfair for us. I mean, it’s obvious you work out, and I don’t, so that could be why, but like…I was just wondering if you were human, that’s all.”

“Stop talking, Stilinski, or I'll—”

“Put me on the bench all season?” Stiles asks knowing full well that Derek Hale can’t threaten him with shit.

loving him is red by allhalethekings (1/1 | 14,915 | M)

“Who’s that?” Stiles asks, eyes not leaving the table.

“Who?” Scott asks, following Stiles’s line of sight. “Him? That’s Derek Hale. And you better forget about him. He doesn’t date.“

Practice Makes Perfect by blacktofade (1/1 | 21,061 | E)

In his sophomore year, Stiles gets dragged to lacrosse tryouts by Scott and ends up practising alongside the senior captain, Derek Hale. Stiles just wants to live long enough to become a junior.

[soopranatural]

Fever dreams

Summary: Steve takes care of you while you are sick. You did the same for him a long time ago. (Also, I made this wayyy more complicated than I needed to but that was the original prompt.)

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader

Warnings: mentions of sickness, mentions of the Winter Soldier program, mostly fluff? Feelings? Steve is a sweetheart and a worry wart. This is probably terrible sorry.

Words: 2127

A/N: being sick sucks, I can't breathe and everything's trash. (Also yay my first Marvel thing)

((Also also, imagine after CACW everyone went back to being friends))

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Steve remembers waking up  feeling like he was going to die.

His nose was stuffy and his throat was uncomfortably raspy. He swallowed hard and cringed at the scratch.

When Bucky had left the day before he had been fine. But now he felt awful. He grit his teeth when the sun filtering through the curtains made his head pound. Unable to get up, he covered his head with a groan and went back to sleep.

Maybe a few hours later, you came in, smiling sheepishly and carrying a bag of groceries.

"Sorry, I used the key under the brick, but only because you wouldn't answer and I knew you were here, I got worried" Steve looked up at you dumbly, half delirious with fever, as you strode through his apartment as if it were your home. He ignored the flutter of his heart at the thought, it was probably the fever.

You had taken care of him then, made him warm soup and kept an eye on his fever so it wouldn't get too bad. You were a great nurse.

And that's why you went to war.

He had nothing left in Brooklyn after that. He had been able to rescue Bucky, that first time, but shortly after he found out you had been shot in the field, and you wouldn't be coming home, to his apartment or otherwise.

Then he had lost Bucky, and flown a plane directly into the freezing ocean, and everything had gone to shit.

...

"We found her" Steve looked up from his paperwork, eyebrows raised at Natasha, who had strutted into his office already talking about something as if she was picking up on a previous conversation.

He rubbed a hand down his face tiredly. Couldn't she wait until he at least finished his coffee?

"Remember the missing soldier from last year?" He nodded, looking at her through half cosed eyes. She looked up at him and smirked knowingly.

"Jesus Cap, maybe you should go and take a nap and we can talk about this later. It's only vital international business." he grumbled at her, took a sip from his lukewarm coffee, and gestured for her to go on.

"Yeah, I remember that. You found her?" Natasha shifted her weight to one leg, hip jutting out as she pursed her lips and looked through the file she was carrying.

"Yup, she's pretty, right?" She smiled brightly and slapped the file on his desk on top of the unfinished mission reports.

Steve lifted the coffee mug to his lips, then promptly choked on his sip when he saw the picture.

"What's her name?" He breathed, his hands shaking and his breath caught in his lungs.

"Why, got a crush?" Natasha smirked playfully, wiggling her eyebrows "You know, personally I like Linda from accounting, y'know, the sane one, but if your type is..."

"What's her name, Nat" he sounded gruff but dangerous, he knew those eyes, the shape of that mouth. He knew the name was in the file, but he couldn't bring himself to read it.

Natasha straightened, squinting her eyes at Steve when she sensed the sudden shift in his tone.

"Y/N Y/L/N, she was captured by Hydra after being presumed dead from a shot wound"

...

How many people could say they had lost their best friend in the Second World War only to discover seventy years in the future that they had been brainwashed but alive, part of the Winter Soldier program this whole time?

Not many, he was sure.

It was weird that it had happened to him twice.

He hated every moment of getting you back, from finding you hiding out in Belgium (the old Y/N would have never approved of that apartment from hell), helping you remember your own name (you had gotten a haunted look then, "I don't know her, did I kill her?"), to trying to dig into your brain to find a cure (you had screamed as soon as you were strapped into the chair, you had broken your own finger trying to get out and they had to knock you out to stop you from hurting yourself too much).

It had been hell, these past five months, but he had slowly noticed you becoming more yourself. You still had trouble remembering stuff, and you always looked exhausted. He wondered why Hydra had decided you were a good candidate for the program, when you looked as fragile as you did. Maybe that was exactly why.

You had started to talk a bit more, mostly to him (he suspected it had something to do with the knowledge he could take you down if he needed to). And he was glad that you seemed to be making progress. The flutters were back, and he could now recognize them for what they were, but he couldn't possibly make a move on you, not while you were still like this.

Yesterday they had tried something new. They gave you a shot to lower your immune system, since the serum improved it so much, so they could take some samples and run some tests. (It was like two gallons, Steve, it hurt like hell) He was hopeful, maybe they would finally find a way to get you back for good. And if it worked for you, maybe it would work for Bucky as well, and they could finally wake him up from the cyro sleep.

...

The samples were still in the lab, and you were having a celebratory quiet day.

You and Steve had carried all the blankets and pillows to his room and built a nest on his bed, cuddling into it. You had planned to eat junk food and catch up on your list of movies, so you weren't planning on leaving his bed at all.

It was weird, cuddling like this. Sure, you had hugged before, but human contact had been rare since you were captured by Hydra, and hugs since you were back were short and to the point. Plus there was the Cap factor. You knew this was still your Steve, but the fact that he was now three times his previous size and could surround you completely was jarring.

You made a face and laughed quietly as you cuddled into his side. He pressed play on the remote and the opening credits of Star Wars showed on the screen.

You whispered commentary occasionally as you watched the movie, you had already finished a bag of popcorn and half a bag of chips by the time the second movie started playing. You shivered and made grabby hands at Steve so he would get back to the comfortable warmth of the nest. He chuckled and snuggled next to you, kissing the top of your head absently before settling back down.

You tensed suddenly, immediately forcing your muscles to relax. You resisted the urge to look up at him. He hadn't seemed to notice and you didn't want him to.

It hit you suddenly how much you were acting like a couple. And how much this looked like a date. You decided to ignore it. You were not normal people, and this wasn't a normal situation, you had always been protective of each other, and you knew you both needed positive human contact. Maybe he had just slipped, so you wouldn't mention it.

Instead you pulled up one of the thick blankets and tucked it tightly around you, you were feeling drowsy and the night was getting chilly.

In the span of an hour, you had managed to turn yourself into a bundle of shivering blankets. Steve was still hugging you, but he couldn't feel you trembling underneath the thick layer of blankets and covers, your eyes were burning, and you thought maybe it was because you had kept your eyes on the television for too long.

It wasn't until your teeth started to chatter that he noticed something was wrong. He looked at you for a few long seconds, but you ignored him. Jesus, you were cold as hell.

"You alright?" You nodded, but he was unconvinced. "Jus' cold", you relented, Steve frowned and pressed his hand to your forehead. It felt like ice against your skin and you closed your eyes at the feeling.

"God dammit Y/N, you're burning up" you blinked up at him blearily. "I am?" He pressed his hand to one cheek and then the other, wincing.

"I think you might be getting sick" you frowned at that, you couldn't be sick, you hadn't been sick in more than eighty years. "'Mnot sick" As if to prove you wrong, your head started pounding as soon as you said that and you groaned. "Okay, maybe I'm sick"

"We need to get your temperature down, I should probably call Dr. West, 'cmon, covers off" he started wrestling the blankets from around you and you fought him weakly, whining like a child.

He finally managed to get them off you, and the sudden cold bit your skin so harshly that you yelped. You were freezing.

"Yes, hello, Dr. West?" You groan "no, she has a fever" he hums and you try to take the blankets back while he's distracted, but he throws them to the corner of the room. You fall back to the bed face first, groaning pitifully. "Should I take her....okay, yeah, that makes sense. Thank you, I'll call you if anything changes."

He breathes out a chuckle as he takes you in, face smushed into the mattress and groaning dramatically, his hands are on his hips and you hear the smirk in his voice when he speaks again.

"Dr. West said this might happen. They lowered your immune system, so now you're sick."

"Great" you mumble. "I feel like shit."

There's a moment of silence as Steve considers the situation, then he leaves the room. You assume he left to go get the doctor, or maybe a thermometer, but after about ten minutes you start to think he just left you alone to die.

In the time he's been gone you have gotten worse. Your head is pounding and your vision is blurry, you feel hot and cold simultaneously and you feel half delirious.

You hear the door open and close, but it sounds muffled, like you're underwater. You don't bother moving.

You feel a cool hand touch your forehead and you hum. Your eyes are closed, but you hear someone move across the room to the bathroom. The door opens and you hear the tap running. The footsteps are back and then you feel a damp cloth been pressed to your forehead. You hum again.

You think it's Steve, but you only know for sure it's him when he climbs back on the bed, cuddling up behind you.

His scent surrounds you and you sluggishly move so that your face in against his chest. Your breathing is deep and heavy against him, you feel him sigh in worry and you feel his arm come around you and pull you tightly to him.

It all feels like a dream afterwards, sometimes he is cuddled up against you, with you mumbling nonsense into his side. Other times, the cold bites at your skin as he gets up to replace the damp cloth, which heats up quickly against your burning skin.

You hear him murmuring from time to time, asking questions or just talking. And you try to answer him whenever you can. Are you feeling better? Do you need another towel? Covers on or off? Do you want something for your headache?

Sometime later, you're guessing maybe a few hours considering the soft light that has started to filter in from the windows, your fever breaks. You feel weird and mushy still, but you know that your body heals faster so you'll feel better in no time.

You don't say a thing though, just breathe a sigh into Steve's neck and revel in the way he shivers. You think maybe he's asleep, but then he shifts and his face is right there.

Neither of you move, just stare at each other, silent and unmoving. His eyes are really blue.

"You're a good nurse" you say, your voice is hoarse.

"Thank you" he says, his smile is soft and shy, and your heart lurches.

"Thank you for taking care of me" you think maybe you should pull away.

"It's no problem" he pulls you closer.

He kisses your forehead before wriggling a bit. You wait a minute and then hear his breathing change and deepen.

Well then. You kiss him tenderly on the cheek before laying back down in his arms and relaxing into his hold.

You miss his blush and hopeful smile, because you're already asleep.

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Make-up artist Pt. 3

Part 1 2

You had just received a video of Peter freaking out over the new suit Tony Stark had sent him. It had been about a month since he had first told you and you two couldn’t be closer.

Y/N: That’s so freaking awesome! I told you you needed a makeover, clearly me and Stark are on the same brainwave ;)

Peter: Oh, so you’re a genius, playboy, billionaire, philanthropist (his words, not mine)? yeah, nobody is on the same level as him :0

Y/n: well, I am one of those things.

Peter: well if you’re a billionaire, that’s cruel not sharing your fortune with me :(

Y/N: fuck you, you know I’m broke.

Y/N: and I’m a genius, idiot.

Peter: yup you’re a genius idiot alright ^_^

Y/N: oh hush up bug boy *intensely rolls eyes*

Peter: *Rolls them back to you*

Y/N: nerd.

“Hey, I’m not a nerd! you just said you’re the genius here!” Peter's voice exclaimed from behind you.

You nearly jumped out of your skin and quickly turned around to glare at Peter at your window, “That was mean, but I’m glad you accept you’re the neanderthal to my homo sapien” you grinned gleefully at him and got off your bed to walk to your living room, starting to set up your movie night.

“What do you wanna watch tonight? Train spotting or that new Tony Stark documentary?” you asked from the floor in front of the playstation. You glanced round when you didn’t hear Peter’s reply and saw him frowning to himself, staring at nothing in particular. “Yo, you still in there bug boy?” You ask, putting the remote down and standing up.

“what? oh yeah I’m still listening let's watch um…” He stops in the middle of his sentence as he looks you in the eyes to see you raising your eyebrows up. “Listen, so you know how I told you Tony Stark knows who I am and has just given me a new suit?” You nod your head at him, of course you knew, he had just been texting you about it before he scared you. “Well he’s not given it to me just for the sake of helping me keep Queens safe, he wants my help.”

You backed off at this, knowing the kind of trouble Tony Stark is involved with, “Well that’s stupid you guys are on completely different levels, in the nicest way possible, he is a professional. We are kids.” any playfulness between the two of you had disappeared, an unusual seriousness blanketing the both of you.

“But I can help! I can help keep the avengers together! I won’t be fighting anyone other than the avengers and hopefully it won’t even come to that.” Peter protested.

“Where are you going?” you ask quietly, refusing to look at Peter.

“Germany.” Peter hesitates. You suck in a breath of surprise.

“You have to be fucking with me right now. How am I supposed to keep you safe in Germany! I won't even know if you're ok!"  you cursed, your eyes beginning to sting.

“It’s not your job to keep me safe! I can protect myself and anyway I’ve already told Tony I would help him, I leave in 3 days.” Peter stated, reaching to grab you.

You stepped away from his hold “When did you find out about this.”

“2 days ago, but I didn’t know how to tell you, Y/N” he sighed, “I knew you wouldn’t want me to go but it’s all going to be fine! I’m not going to get hurt.” Peter reached out to successfully grab you and wrapped his arms around you, resting his chin on top of your head.

“I know, but I have to worry about you. I’m the only one who knows who you are!” you croak into Peter's chest, relishing his warmth.

“Tony knows who I am” Peter pointed out cheekily.

“But he doesn’t care about you, that's the whole point!” you urged, “You’re just another suit to him!”

“You’re wrong about him you know, he cares about the people around him so much. If you knew him you would know that.” Peter stressed, a hint of frustration clouding his eyes.

“But what if you do get hurt out there or even worse die!” Peter scoffs at your statement “It can happen Peter, what you do is dangerous! When are you going to get that through your head!”

“Don’t treat me like I’m stupid. I know how dangerous this is but I have to help because otherwise the bad things that happen are my fault because I could have helped but chose not to. I can’t live knowing that and I wish you would understand" peter gripped his hair in frustration.

"Of course I understand that Peter! But this isn't some punk who's trying to steal a car. These are trained killers with more experience than you in battle. And what about May? What will she think if you run off to Germany and something happens. Please don't do this. I'm begging you." You were shouting at each other. You and Peter never argue this intensely.

"I’m going!" He shouted in frustration.

A heavy silence fell over the both of you as you looked into each other's eyes. As soon as those two words had left his mouth it felt as if two icy daggers had been plunged into your heart. One by him and the other from you as you knew you should let him do this. But you couldn't. It wasn't safe and you needed peter more than you liked to let on.

"I think it would be better if you left." You kept your gaze on the floor as you tried to keep your tears at bay.

Peter didn't leave through the window, instead using the front door for once. Somehow this simple act hurt and you knew something had broken in your friendship.

Your had no fingernails left to bite. Your leg was jumping up and down like a maniac as you sat watching the time get closer and closer to when Peter would be leaving.

Peter was leaving today and you hadn’t spoken to him since the fight and the only reason you knew what time he was leaving was because you happened to bump into May on the stairs.

“Peter’s leaving for Germany today right? On that science thing with Tony Stark?” your dad commented from his place sat next to you on the couch, “shouldn’t you two be all cuddling up before he leaves? You can barely go a day without seeing each other.”

“I’m sure he’s too busy to see me and anyway it’s not like we can't go a week without seeing each other” you sighed.

“You’ve got to be kidding me! I remember when you and Peter were 11 and you went on that dance course for 5 days. Peter snuck on a bus to come visit you after 2 days of you leaving. I swear he aged May 10 years with that little stunt so don't go around saying you two can live without each other for a week it’s bullshit” you remembered back to that day and remember peter turning up to the room you were staying in with the leader looking very angry that a boy had snuck into the girls dorms.

A smile crept into your face at the memory and you kissed your dad as you stood up shouting that you’d be back soon.

You walk up to Peter's apartment, knowing Tony is picking him up from there.

Just as you're about to knock, you hesitate.

Come on, Y/N. This is Peter, the boy you’ve known your whole life and who you’ve never actually argued with before-shit.

All of a sudden the door opens and Peter bumps into you.

“Oh, sorry- Y/N?” Peter realises it's you and you feel the awkward tension flood the corridor as everything you were gonna say leaves your head.

“I’m sorry-”

“I’m sorry-”

You both laugh slightly as you both speak at the same time, easing the tension.

“I’m really sorry Y/N. I just got frustrated because I want Tony to treat me like an adult and not give me all these rules that I can and cannot do and it hurt that the person i trust the most agreed with him.” You could see the worry, anger and frustration run through his eyes as he ran a hand through his already messy hair.

“I know peter, I know.” you want to hug him but you don’t at the same time. Hugging him makes it real that he’s leaving to Germany but you can’t not hug Peter before he leaves, you love him.

Shit.

Fuck.

Ignore that.

It’s only a crush though. Just a silly little crush that you’ll get over with time.

“Well, I guess this is goodbye for a few days. Never spent this much time away from each other before. We even had chicken pox together.” You both laugh lightly at the memory.

You look into Peter’s eyes to find him already looking at you. He steps forward and the both of you simultaneously pull each other in for a hug, still not used to the new muscles he has formed since being spider man.

“I’m gonna miss you so much” you whisper, holding onto the smell and feel of Peter with you.

“Not as much as I’m gonna miss you, trust me.” He squeezes you a little tighter and stuffs his face into the space between your shoulder and neck, his breath lightly tickling you.

The both of you stand there until you hear a voice at the end of the hallway.

“Oh, so this is what you’ve been keeping me waiting for?” It’s Tony Stark.

You both immediately jump away from each other and you glare at Mr Stark.

You slowly walk towards the iron idiot, alliteration so it true duh, looking him up and down.

“You are going to look after my Peter.” *pokes his chest* “If he gets hurt, no suit or security is going to be able to protect you from me, Stark.” you inform Mr Stark and keep eye contact with the shifty looking figure.

“Y/N..” Peter begins.

“Now, guts is something I like in a girl. Don’t fuck this up, Peter” Tony smirks at you and promptly turns on his heel and struts out the hallway, calling over his shoulder “We do have a schedule to keep Peter, not that you seem to care”

UPDATE!

WOOOO

I DON’T CARE IF NOBODY ELSE CARES BECAUSE I’M PROUD OF MYSELF FOR FINALLY FINISHING THIS PART, LOL.

Also, can we just talk about the new spider man trailer because I literally cannot cope with this movie anymore and please I beg of anybody who will talk to me about it because fuck me all of my friends hate me because I am spider man (more specifically Tom Holland) trash and it’s becoming a problem.

thanks, you’re friendly neighbourhood writer.

(ew. even I cringed at that, sorry.)