#i want to cosplay as her someday

[dooxliss]

hey gari if youre still doing the expression + hands ask game could you do frye with 13 :O

ask meme

ily frye i can’t believe i’ve never drawn you before

[juuria]

jjk doodles durin work

[eldritchfreakazoid]

he is a pretty princess

[garaviel]

Ok so im unsure if my hair will be long enough to look like Cover Art Mara Jade Skywalker ™️ by february (its a tad longer than shoulder length now and 2 months is hopefully an inch or so) so i need opinions from fellow star wars people:

[firebuug]

irl selfies belowww but nglll i kinda think i ate this carmen closet cosplay 🤨

*distorts you*

[quaddmgd]

played tekken 8 demo yesterday and

listen i always loved nina but her new design

i want to marry her. she's everything to me now

[osteichthyens]

P L E A S E your alternate Shenhe design and cosplay thoughts for it have been rotating in my mind since I first saw it

I would LOVE to see you draw her new outfit

you have no idea how heartwarming this was to read authfh thank you 😭❤️

i've got a page open and i'm DRAWING!!

[passionpluto]

i'm a blonde nerd with glasses and the official cakeworthy x neopets collab dress and i can easily pass for 22, you wanna make me into a brand ambassador so baaaad tnt (sarcastic)

[riwrite-a]

every time i see a critrole muse i go a little bit insane. btw.

[hedgehog-moss]

I went to see the transhumance last week and it was an experience! I've lived here for five years and I'd never been to this event despite it being advertised in the library & town hall every year because I thought, it's just cows crossing a town on their way to their summer pastures, it's not that interesting—but I didn't realise that people turned it into a whole party, as people tend to do. When I arrived in town I found that a nearby field had been (temporarily) turned into a car park to accommodate the many, many visitors who came to see the spectacle—and I was like, maybe I've been missing out on something.

The town was festooned with tassels and garlands (some of the cows were also festooned, with big pompons on their horns) (festoon is a really great English word.) When I arrived there was a thriving little market with several cheese stands, because of course people would take this opportunity to sell their cheeses. They also sold bread, fruit, and cow milk-based desserts including ice-cream, so you were covered if you wanted lunch. (Unless you're lactose intolerant. I'm sorry.)

There were also folk dancers, and a contest going on where you had to guess the weight of an absolutely massive bull (see above). (My guess was way off, he weighed 1 200 kg!) There was a stand with a guy selling beautiful, framed photos of his cows. In one photo a cow was whispering something in her friend's ear. Nearby some prize cows were waiting to be paraded around and one of them was wearing a halter with a little heart <3

(I was invited for apéritif at a neighbour's house a few months ago, he's a retired farmer and he had old Kodak photos of his cows from the 1980s and 90s all over his house. He remembered their names and personalities.)

There was also a stand selling a dizzying variety of cow bells, and I've been resisting the temptation to buy a cow bell for five years now because, well, it's such a cliché tourist thing to buy, but I will probably end up buying one someday. It's hard to resist their allure. I'm not sure which of my animals will have to deal with the humiliation of wearing a bell for a few hours and being photographed cosplaying as a cow against his will.

(Definitely Pirlouit.)

I was buying an ice-cream and asking the vendor if the cows were fashionably late when finally, the herds started arriving. One herd would cross the town, with onlookers clapping and cheering (including from their balconies), then people went back to buying cheese and watching the dancers or the brass band, and commenting on the prize cows strutting on the plaza, then another herd would arrive half an hour later and children would run ahead to warn everyone "They're coming!" (kids love being sentinels) and people would eagerly gather again to clap and cheer as they walked past, and it went on like this all day. You'd think you might get tired of eating ice-cream and clapping for cows but no, people were still enthusiastic when the last herd came.

Imagine being a local cow, and every year when your owners take you to your summer pastures in the mountain you cross a town where people are eating cow milk ice-cream and clapping for you gratefully as you walk past, and buying cow merch (like bells) and admiring an exhibit of framed photos of you and your friends, and watching cow supermodels walking the catwalk on the plaza, and just as you think you've reached maximum levels of appreciation you reach the entrance of town and there's a lifesized statue in your honour in the middle of the roundabout. These cows must have such solid self-esteem.

[heatherholes]

i get that the lack of individuality is the appeal of bimbofication for many. but what i like to see, personally, is all the wonderful different types of girls learning their place. their unique personalities kept but warped. the most obvi example is the nerdy weeb girl who loves hentai and ahegao and slutty cosplay, the desk pet gamer girls. unlike some less interesting misogynists, i don’t think they’re faking their interests for male attention. they just don’t know how to express themselves any other way and that’s super hot!

i wanna see it everywhere. the horror fanatic watching shlocky b-movie rape scenes like they’re porn. the girl who loves cars getting bent over the hood. the ren faire attendant dressed as a tavern wench. the tabletop gamers and larpers doing mediaeval fantasy, getting treated medievally. the skater chick who laughs loudest when a girl face-plants, the metalhead demanding you name five albums. the goth who draws a pentagram on the floor and kneels naked, thinks of her punishment for eve eating the apple and whispers ‘hail satan.’

barstool type girls are a favourite of mine. you know, they watch football, eat wings, are all too happy to go to strip clubs and participate in the locker room talk. who proudly proclaim that they’re not like other girls, they’re one of the guys because they put on a sports jersey, while still looking every bit the bleach blonde fucktoy. still pretending she doesn’t know how to shoot pool so he can show her.

and the gym bunnies with an intense discipline and determination; are strong physically and mentally. what motivates their commitment to self improvement? looking good for men, of course! she’ll work herself to the bone keeping toned for you and won’t whine for help hauling the groceries. let her tell herself it’s because you respect her strength if it makes your life easier.

similar are the boss babes, hyper productive and entrepreneurial. proud to have her own money, apartment, car, small business. she’s a big believer in splitting the bill on dates. why? she heard men don’t like gold diggers. she doesn’t want him to think she’s putting out cause she gets something out it. she’s not doing it for anything but him. whether or not she expands her “online brand” as a pornfluencer into onlyfans will depend entirely on him. he okays it, but only for a split of the money? wow, now she’s the provider. how empowering!

that’s to say nothing of the actual girl bosses. the salaried power player at a fortune 500 company. what does she do there? discourage employees under her from going to HR, cut funding for the women in business initiative and giggle at sexist jokes to show she’s a team player, mostly. she has the economic freedom to do anything, a career she fought tooth and nail for, a spot in the c-suite someday. she’s a winner, not a trophy. she’ll give it all away once a man further up the ladder knocks her up.

well, what about the marxist punk yelling no gods, no masters? no way she’s gonna submit to a man. no, but she’s gonna suck dick for the communal spirit and promote collective ownership of her holes.

the shy girl into art and literature? her love of culture gives her unique insight into the history of male supremacy. everywhere she sees herself through the eyes of men. not just any men, creative geniuses. in the museum she looks at the ancient vases that use the same iconography to depict marriage as rape. from the nude statue of a goddess to the painting of a peasant girl — both are objects, never the subject. in the library she reads the taming of the shrew and thinks, who am i to argue with shakespeare? quietly, she lets her dreams of being an artist die and resigns herself to the life of the muse.

tldr: cater to the male gaze and serve patriarchy but most importantly be yourself

[zarvasace]

Top 5 LOZ characters? :)

This one made me Think, especially because I didn't want to just list the Four Swords boys. I could. But I wont. XD

Hmmmmmm. In no particular order?

Shadow Link the little idiot. This one is easy.

BotW Link, he's weird and I love him

EoW Zelda, I cosplayed her and now she's My Zelda and I love everything she does

LttP/LBW Zelda, she goes through so much and deserves a vacation

That one dumb BotW/TotK NPC named Benni. I keep having to save her from monsters but she's cute anyway. It'd be fun to make her outfit someday.

[mttcafe]

I’m back!!!!!! do you have any UT or DR merch you wanna show off? :3

YES!!! sooo much. i'll attach everything and then yap under the cut about them. long post incoming! sorry!!!

okay so starting out! i have my plushie collection. i have sans, papyrus, flowey, lancer, and two chapter two ralseis that my bf got me the second he released. one of them is wearing the butler outfit. i got one for free because my first one had stains on arrival. so now i have a second to wear the costume! i also have bootleg sans and papyrus and bootleg asriel.

i have all of the nendoroids sans spamton. the undertale cast is displayed on one shelf and ralsei on another. undyne broke into toriel's house and took the pie that's why she's not on her mountain.

i have the fangamer undertale vinyl boxset! i have the first run boxart with gaster on it [picture included]. he is not in any prints you can get now. i own the fangamer deltarune chapter one and two vinyls as well.

for one of my holy grail pieces of merch, i own the iam8bit undertale vinyls! they stopped making them a long time ago. you can find them average between the 100-200+ range. but the real holy grail is the 7" vinyl. it's in the first picture and then there's a picture of the vinyl attached. it has dogsong on it. it was a preorder bonus for the original vinyl and there were NOT many made because the vinyl went up for preorder in 2015 or 16 iirc. i have only seen like four listings for the dogsong vinyl ever and most sit in the several hundred dollar range. i bought a bundle of the original soundtrack AND the dogsong vinyl for one hundred and fourty dollars. AN INSANE COP. i won. I WON!!!! i had been looking for a good listing for YEARS.

i have quite a few pins although i would like more. i have the flowey fanclub pin, the lancer bike pin. the fanmade ones i own are both mettaton + a ralsei button that i made. on this backpack i also have the mewmew keychain. they stopped selling her a while ago so i had to find her second hand. it was also EXTREMELY difficult to find a listing for her!! but i found one for 15. only two over retail. yay!

i have the cyber city desk mat. i love it very much. i have the nubert beanie that my friend bought me. thanks casper. i have the undertale collectors edition for the switch, and the undertale art book. i have an eshop card that was never active i'm not gonna lie to y'all i just swiped that thing one day. no harm done it's just a piece of cardboard. i own the game on pc, switch, and my xbox. if i owned a ps4 you best believe i'd own it there too. i plan on getting one someday and 60% of the reason is for the ps4 dynamic theme and so i can play all versions of undertale. also i have a lot of undertale stickers and tags, mostly the bonuses from fangamer and such. plus a few art cards from there. oh! and my bf made me that cup + coaster. i love it. when the cup is set down it squishes ralsei.

now for the clothes that i have! i own two sans jackets from fangamer [not pictured i forgor]. i got one in a size too big so had to get a second. i have the shirt showtime, disruption, your best nightmare [it has a little flowey on the back!], the fifth anniversary shirt [it has a bunch of quotes from the game on the back. i love it.], the deltarune hoodie, and the flowey scarf.

as for unofficial clothing, i have two hoodies from etsy. one of them is a chara hoodie, and the other one is a lancer inspired hoodie with a spade that comes down over your face! it's so cool despite the fact i can't see out of it.

i also have a few kandi bracelets that i made and a golden flower headband i made for a cosplay. and with that.. i think that may be it..! i have a few pieces of merch that i really want but that could go into a seperate post. thank you so much for asking! i could talk about this forever haha. if i forgot anything i'll mention it. i'm very forgetful.

shoutout to all the people that have helped me cultivate this collection. a lot of these are gifts or things i've made myself broke buying.

[polycraftory]

Imogen Temult & Nott the Brave

Leather Pouches

I cut, punched, and hand stitched these little real leather pouches for my wife and I's Nott and Imogen cosplays. I even made my own matching lace (and figured out how to do the fun lacing detail down the side of Imogen's pouch)!

Fun fact! The Imogen pouch was my very first leatherworking project ever and I think these are a very accessible leather starter project. I never took nice photos of it, so when I finished my Nott pouch I decided to do a little photo shoot.

Ironically, I have since switched from doing a level 3 Imogen cosplay to her new level 13 outfit because it Fucks So Hard. Still, I'll def do her low level outfit someday since it gives me so many opportunities for leatherworking. I made a pouch for Nott because Nic wants to carry around buttons to hand out to folks at NY Comic Con this year.

If anyone would be interested in a buy guides or how tos on this sort of leatherworking for cosplay, please let me know! I wrote a bit more about the process and pattern for the Nott pouch in this post. I have a masterlist of my cosplay (specifically, critical role) leatherworking projects I'm planning to post later tonight.

[gloriouscreatorunknown]

IM NOT LETTING YALL DROP TITAN LUZ HAVE YOU FUCKING SEEN HER? IM MAKING HER MY PFP, IM GONNA DRAW FANART OF HER, I WANT MORE HCS OF HER, AND IM GONNA COSPLAY HER SOMEDAY TITAN LUZ FOR THE FUCKING WIN WHAT THE HSIT SHE WAS SO COOL

[vivlily]

Um, like I got a wild story for you, more in the blog post

Here I am finally enjoying my vacation relaxing and everything (it's been banging so far btw). Then I see someone who looks just like the Radiant Knight herself just chilling not far down. I'm panicking and everything since I'm a big fan of hers and everything. Was trying to work up the courage to ask for a picture, I mean it's not everyday you run into THE Radiant Knight, and I do not want to miss this once in a lifetime chance.

But then I see she pulls out a floatie, and I'm like phew, its just a really good cosplayer, I mean the Radiant Knight just wouldn't use a floatie, its just not her style yknow.

I ended up asking if I could take a picture and she said sure. She was really nice about it too, easily one of the best radiant knight cosplays I've ever seen. I ended up wishing her luck with her career, and she even got the smile down too. I was shook, she's gonna be big someday I just know it.

Anywhos that's all from me folks, peace, see all of you next week

ah right, one more thing. I also saw this weird old man giving me looks through his newspaper. Bro was real unsubtle about it, maybe it was the cosplayers dad or something idk.

Bye Bye for realsies this time

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