#i want a rainbow of checkmarks ok

[gayvampyr]

i thought the double checkmarks was kind of stupid but now that they’re in rainbow… wish i had some cash

[ivy-loves-chocolate]

Let's say that some "no way home" shit is happening and the universe collides and stuff, and instead of multiverse villains coming in the main one, the boys just discover AO3/Tumblr/Wattpad, etc.

Would chuckle and try to hide his smile. He would also blush when he read steamy stuff. He is amazed by how many people he is shipped with and would spend nights reading fics about him.

He would make an account to mostly keep his favorite works. He would also try to write some stuff with him, thinking it would be easy since it comes from the source, but people say it's OOC. 

"Well, story of my life..." Thus, "@the-story of-my-life" was born. He gets sued by Capcom for copyright infringement. Poor guy can't catch a break, even in another universe. 

Also, his hair has its own fandom.

First, what the fuck is a "ship" and why people are "shipping" him with Chris? His eyes widen at the intense NSFW content made with him and his archnemesis, but the "x reader" stuff boosts his ego.

"They know me so well, it's amazing." He'd say it with pride in his tone.

It turns out he doesn't need a virus to mind control anyone, a shirtless picture would do just fine. Thus, "@realalbertwesker" was born on Twitter.

Why people ship him with his archnemesis is beyond him. Still, he quickly falls into addiction and stays up all night reading fics about him. They just put a smile on his face.

He is shocked to see how many people got him right. They got his preferences right—how he cuddles and what he likes to eat—and goddamn, even his dick size is accurate.

"Am I that transparent?"

No, Chris, we are just obsessed. You're hot.

Why is everyone calling him a "DILF"? What's a DIFL? And why is Mia either dead or divorced in almost all fics?

After some quick research, he laughs out loud, finding all of this hilarious and quite enjoyable. He likes all the fics, both SFW and NSFW, and he has no shame reading steamy things next to his wife.

He is addicted to slow-burn fanfiction because it keeps him hooked, and he lives for the drama. He starts a Wattpad account to write his life story: "Ethan Winters: from ordinary guy to mold." Everyone says that it’s OOC.

This man never thought he'd be worthy of being simping material. Still, his ego is increasing with each fics he reads about him.

He has a Tumblr account called "@ask-heisenberg-203". He also buys many checkmarks using Miranda’s credit card. He really wants the rainbow.

He lives for the "x reader" stuff mostly because he feels loved with all his flaws.

He is a ladies' man and would be so proud to see all the fics and headcanons about him.

He can’t stop blushing at all the cute headcanons, and he even submits. His username is "@definitely-not-carlos" and he reblogs content about himself or Jill.

He lives for the spicy stuff, and at some point, he writes too (from personal experience).

Let’s face it, he makes a Tumblr account just to write fanfics about himself. Luis is a very good writer and gets many followers in a short time.

"My, my, these people are very horny. And why is everyone shipping me with Sancho?" He said after reading a few smuts that it's ok 'cause he likes the attention he gets.

"Damn, Leon looks good in those thongs..." He would say that after seeing some pictures. He thinks of getting a tramp stamp too because if it looks good on Leon, it would look stunning on him.

Taglist: @rokurodokuro @shadow-wolf510 @skylar-todd @lunarastrobabe @alewesker

[traegorn]

OK, OK, OK. I don't EXACTLY follow you or anything, but feel that what you say/write is very sensible and often betrays an appealing touch of humor, which, I hardly need tell you, is often lacking in these circles, blah blah. Also, I am dazzled by your gorgeous hand knit accessories, which we have discussed before, not that I want you to think I'm shallow or anything. But now..........BUT NOW, I simply have to ask you what is up with all the little extra things embedded in your lovely rainbow array of checkmarks? Are they emojis or what? I don't keep up with stuff, I admit. I know the checkmarks are some sort of jokey snark aimed at Twitter, who richly deserve it. Anyway, thanks.

I mean, if you mouse over them on the web or tap on them on mobile, Tumblr tells you what they are.

A couple I "earned," most of them I paid for though (including my Supporter badge). I just like to occasionally add onto the pile because I find the string of badges deeply amusing.

[katiemonz]

yknow tumblr i probably wouldve bought badges if it werent for the tumblr live shit. and the twitterification shit. and the transphobia shit. and all the various other shits. if yall had rolled that out first? you bet your ass i woulda bought the checkmarks and rainbow crabs or whatever. bc i like it here. i aint leaving until someone pries me off. i dont mind kicking a few bucks to a website i use everyday. but i wasnt about to support that shit.

like i said, im still here. i aint goin anywhere. not that i post much anymore anyway lmao this is literally the only social media i have left and i dont even post hajdhdkd but yeah ig since you cant find me anywhere else, if we're mutuals, feel free to ask for my discord. i dont think tumblrs shutting down anytime soon but it doesnt hurt to get ahead of these things \o/ stupid hellsite

ok not totally true, im on neocities. i mainly just use it for the website for @salmonruntips but someday ill make my own personal site. so if you want the link to that lmk

[glitzy-dynamite]

(RE-UPLOADING with tags for every character I used for examples because no one could see this otherwise) (actually it’s re-uploading #2 because tumblr didn’t want to show it in the tags search so I’m trying again I think I used a ban-word)

Look guys I REALLY want the rainbow crab checkmark 😭 but I can’t buy it here in my country so I want to make an offer. You gift me the rainbow crab, I draw you full body sketch commission! Humans and human-like characters of any gender and age, both OCs and fandom characters are ok. Please dm me if you want to help me with it I want to look cool with this crab 😭🙏🏻

[alongwaytostar]

*scuttles into your inbox like a rat* hi i had the sudden thought that you three should all have those imporant little rainbow checkmarks that tay has to match each other, like a sudden mini-wedding gift >:) so... yeah get gifted 2.0, kiddo (honestly the urge to get you the new babylonian one was strong, but i wanted you three to still match so... get raindow-ed instead sjfkljsfj)

TEI TEI

I

I have NO WORDS

💓💓❣️💗💗💞💗💗💓💓💓❣️💞💞💖💖💖🫂🫂🫂✨✨💖💖💕💕🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

Ok i can try to word now. I love you. You are so thoughtful and so sweet and you deserve the world. Every second you are in our lives is a gem and I hope you know that no matter how long between contact or how busy life gets, we love every word from you and we think of you all the time. Aaghhhh we love you SO MICH TEI TEI AND ALL YOUR PATIENCE WITH OUR YOUTHFUL EXPLORATION OF LOVE AND CARE.

You are truly something special in this world and we are all lucky to know you, dear.

[teazzle]

my work bud (who i'm hoping becomes a real friend eventually because i adore her) asked what my tumblr was the other day (i was telling her about the rainbow checkmarks and about how unhinged and lovely tumblr is) and i froze because i deeply hate people im not close to having my tumblr and she luckily picked up on it and went 'oh you don't have to tell me it's ok'

and it really touched me because

this is legit my safe space lol and i have such a small amount of anxiety about posting the way i need to sometimes. and i don't want to sacrifice that