#i want a heated bed :(

[mugentakeda]

more jetko tomfoolery

[diodellet]

cw: sorry for writing more bedroom shenanigans, it will happen again. unbeta'd, all mistakes are mine. probably some scientific inaccuracies, except for the inertia bits, that i understand. established relationship things and some light swearing. it's all lighthearted 😇

who needs morning alarms when you're partners with naga!jamil?

the first thing to wake you up is the cold press of his scales against your skin. which is the beginning of the end, sad to say. being part-reptile, of course his instincts bring him to search for the closest heat source. as the warm-blooded one in the relationship, you will make do.

which leads to your current predicament - not the comforting feeling of sleeping in his arms, the upper body situation is all fine and dandy on this side, you like the fabric of his sweater, you (both) deeply crave this kind of skinship, it's all good up here! - his coils are twined around your legs, heavy enough to pin you in place, leaving you vulnerable to the cold of the room. as your eyes crack open, what greets you is the dim blue glow of dawn. of course.

in this world of magic, you'd think they'd have created a kind of blanket that doesn't become utterly useless after several hours of shifting in one's sleep. with your limited movement, you manage to free one arm.

"jamil." you shake his shoulder.

"hmm?"

"can you get up, please? i need to shut off the ac."

to your dismay, he makes a vague sound of protest, curls his arms more protectively around you.

"jamil." he can't seriously be going back to sleep.

"it's still early, and you're all nice and warm..." and wasn't that the twisted miracle of this situation? the fact that you woke up before his alarms?

his languidness has got to be a joke. you've seen him move quicker than a bullet. snakes can haul ass when the situation calls for it. you weigh your options, you could yell 'spider' and risk the consequences of a freshly-awoken-and-panicking jamil.

or you could just freeze. who needs legs? who needs to move? the way his fingers idly stroked against the flesh of your stomach was nice and comforting -

"bullshit, you're also freezing...!" he just liked to see you struggle, didn't he? you try kicking your legs in a last bid to free yourself only for his coils to shift and properly entrap you in their grip.

oh that was unfair, being comprised of mostly muscle and having quick reflexes even when half-asleep. damned naga anatomy.

you heave an exasperated sigh through your nose, not even bothering to hide your annoyance.

jamil's breath fans across the back of your neck. "didn't you want to spend more time together like this?" he asks, faux-dejection creeping into his voice.

the skin of your nape erupts in a flurry of goosebumps, definitely not from the cold. you feel like you're burning, and you're not sure if that's a good thing.

so you decide to roll off the bed and take him down with you.

tagging my fellow jamilnatics: @viperwhispered @twstgo @crystallizsch @jessamine-rose @just-a-little-silly

(if any yall wanna be tagged for future jamil writing, just lmk through the replies. i know in my bones he will strike again)

[clockwayswrites]

I shared this on the dead on main server, but just for all of your brain itches also:

So there's Danny-suddenly a halfa- by definition both alive and dead. He is two things that are diametrically opposed. They cannot exist at the same time, so they don't.

Every time Danny goes ghost, he dies again. Each time the rings of light engulf him he has a moment again of being electrocuted to death. Phandom greatly enjoys giving Danny Lichtenberg scars, but electric shock has other common symptoms such as hearing loss, tremors, and seizures...

...all things Danny faces every time he comes back to life.

It takes them awhile to put it all together- that transforming and fighting makes it all worse- and by then Danny's been through rounds of medication for his seizures that do nothing and has a permanent level of hearing loss. (And Ancients does the hearing loss explain some of his troubles with school.)

Part of Danny is tempted, each and ever time, to stay a ghost where he doesn't feel the constant ache of pain and trembling muscles and muted world. Part of him is tempted to stay dead.

But he pulls through it. Things settle with the ghosts. Danny is able to hang up Phantom and being a hero and instead focusing on living. The seizures stop, the tremors and pain have good days and bad, Tucker helped him make some amazing hearing aides... he lives.

He gets an internship with the Wayne Foundation and their outreach helping children left permanently injured by the attacks in Gotham- inspired in part by Jason Todd-Wayne's own partial hearing loss from an explosion.

When they meet, neither of them quite know just how deeply the other person can understand what they've been through.

[skunkes]

[housecow]

I find it strange how you'd like to get so fat that you depend on someone but at the same time you're saying that you wanna do gardening. It's like there is a confrontation between your kink and your regular life...

in fantasy (or with a lot of consideration between me and my feeder) i’d become dependent. realistically, i’ve always dreamt of having my own garden and i think i could keep up with it at over 350lbs tbh

why can’t i have both…… scooter accessible garden pls. with raised beds i won’t have to bend over too much 🥺

bonus. bacon and tomato sandwich w home grown red snapper variety tomatoes, one of the only beefsteak-like varieties that grow in TX 🥳 DELICIOUS w mayo and some black pepper.

[thecrowsart]

This was technically inspired by a post made by Mirai, but it ended up pretty far from the prompt so I won't link it here. I'll follow through on the original prompt soon, I promise <3 But I had this thought and I liked it

[chiropteracupola]

he's got a hairstyle and he's already planning mischief!

[ethan-acfan]

Okay, I just saw a video talking about the concept of black light. Not like a black light, but a light that emits black. It would work like a regular light, but instead of light, it would emit darkness.

So, I started thinking about this concept a little bit more. Why don't we have a black "light"? Obviously, it wouldn't be a light since that's not scientifically possible. But why don't we have the concept of something that is able to suck in light and make an area darker. How would something like that even work?

Well, I came up with an idea. Now, it wouldn't necessarily function as a light. It would act more as a magnet. Sucking in only light. Naturally, my mind jumped straight to a black hole, but black holes suck in everything, not just light. So we need to make a few adjustments.

First, ima state a few tiny facts/problems. 1. This lamp can't work like a traditional magnet since light photons have no charge and negligible mass. 2. This lamp would have to utilize quantum physics because with quantum physics, there is a way to "trap" or channel photons.

So, with quantum manipulation, we are able to use a thing called a quantum blockade, which consists of specially designed structures to control the flow of light. If we can figure out how to get these on a smaller scale (small enough to fit on a lamp shade probably), then we can most likely use this to help attract our light.

Next, we would also have to use cavity trapping. This uses optical cavities to confine protons to small spaces. We can use this to keep our light trapped inside the main power source to keep our lamp running.

This would probably mean we would have to find a way to direct the light towards the cavity in the first place, then trap the light inside the cavity, then convert that light into energy which is a super technical sciency experiment that I don't feel like attempting to understand rn.

Now I'm thinking, for this lamp, it could work similar to solar power. When it is turned on, it can manipulate the light into energy to keep it going. This might be a bit tricky and would probably have to also rely on regular electricity to keep it going since it would run out of light really quickly. So if we wanna stick with the solar power technique, we could probably stick solar panels on the base, and you can just leave the lamp in the sun when you're not using it.

On the note of solar power, we can probably power the main core by trapping the light inside solar panels, and then the solar panels can power the lamp. But it would probably have to combine both solar panels and quantum manipulation, which would honestly change the game with solar powered devices. If solar panels could attract all the light in an area, imagine how much power we would get from that. A single pannel in a well placed field could power a city.

I got off track, but anyway, theatrically, it's possible. But we probably need to make a few more breakthroughs in quantum science before hoping to achieve an anti-light lamp for all you cave dwellers. Also, I would like to propose the brand name "Ton-18" for whoever sees this and decides to start making these. Or really just name the brand after a black hole and I will be happy

Also, take this entire post with a grain of salt, I am but a nerdy 14 year old who is just really obsessed with quantum physics

[kiwiplaetzchen]

💋✨

runs away so very fast

Anon...chan! This is so sudden! What happened to 'Hello'? We don't even know each other properly!

I HAVEN'T EVEN ASKED YOU WHAT COLOUR YOUR TOOTHBRUSH IS, ANON! COME BACK!

NO SMOOCHIES WITHOUT... duties? I got some æ's I want to show you!!

[batwynn]

Shit. Another bad allergic reaction. 🥲 I can’t even tell which high potential MCAS trigger it was today.

[borealopelta]

today i remembered a beloved book and realised i wanted to reread it; no problem i thought, i can picture my bookshelf, know exactly where to reach, perfectly clear in my head, i'll just get it when i get home, settle down with it. had to confront myself with the reality that my bedroom is 738 kilometres away, no book, no familiar comforts waiting for me back home, just a shared room in a flat with no heating and too many flatmates. needless to say this hasn't been the most emotionally stable day after all that

[moonshynecybin]

if you don’t mind my asking, what were the best/worst parts about living in ireland to you?

stuff i LOVED: everyone was the nicest person ive ever met im not even JOKING... wahh... my first day some lady paid my bus fair and was just so overwhelmingly kind about it... i loved living in dublin for the ability to go into a city (i am from a very rural area and it was LOVELY) and see big old buildings and museums and pubs and get to do all these things that i just never had the option to do... public transportation ruled.... and i got to TRAVEL for so much cheaper than we do in the USA and i made a lot of FRIENDS both international and irish and american.... went to irish oktoberfest with a bunch of germans and italians and taught them how to play FLIP CUP cuz they didnt know... went to scotland with my roommates and friends.... drank a lot of guinness and walked around all the parks... saw the bog bodies at the natural history museum... got drunk adn walked around temple bar... bahhh i REALLY did like it whenever i wasnt trapped inside the house...

Stuff i HATED under the cut it has truly nothing to do with the country it was my living situation. lol. well actually im gonna be honest the weather was ASS but i knew that goin in. got to see some rainbows who CARES:

um the BIGGEST THING. was that my living situation was five alarm bell insane. i had to pick a place before flying over so i only saw it over facetime(RUH ROH) and my landlords did not seem interested in providing me and my roommates (two other american girls in their mid twenties) with a liveable space like at all. they never turned the heat on (i was shivering literally constantly. the other girls showered at the university bc it was literally too cold to do it at home. AND they didnt let us buy any electronics without prior approval so we could not buy like. a space heater. it was CRAZY i could see my breath in my ROOM...). they didnt allow any visitors not even my MOM to let me move in. there was a curfew they didnt tell us about. we didnt have a sink in our kitchen (and we had to walk outside to a different part of the building to access it). there was mold EVERYWHERE.AND apparently the reason we were living there was to fund house renovations so they were constantly kicking us out of our rooms to let in builders/construction people (one of the final straws was my roommate coming back from xmas break to find that they had moved her and ALL her stuff out of her room to do a renovation literally without telling her lol. they moved a WALL and we didnt have a SINK STILL...). they tried to enter my room without my permission. and all of this was PROHIBITIVELY expensive like genuinely i could have gotten a studio with the fees i was paying (and they made us pay in cash so. ATM fees compounded all that lol) BUT. they had us trapped in this ILLEGAL lease that stipulated that if we moved out we would owe our ENTIRE remaining rent for the agreed lease period. we sent this to a lawyer later he was like these guys are buckshit insane. i firmly believe they chose american girls and didnt let our parents like. even see the exterior of the house because they knew our moms would call bullshit immediately but WHATEVERRR... anyways after i left i found out that they had a secret baby that they didnt tell us about either. CRAZY!!!!

my school program also was not the most rigorous AND my migraine symptoms started while i was over there soooooo in addition to literally being cold ALL the time, i had NO idea what was going on with my head/health + i didnt really have the resources to find a new place/fight with my landlords + i was rapidly running out of money bc of how expensive everything about my housing was + i wasnt even getting the education i wanted because my professors sucked ass. so when i went home for winter break i just didnt come back ! and i got my roommates to send my stuff to the states. it was like the most insane six months of my life i lost like ten pounds from stress lol

[miodiodavinci]

collapses to the ground like a deflated balloon

[ilovemylaptop]

i wish there was a way to lay my head on my laptops keyboard without pressing all the buttons.... i want to put my hand on one side with the number panel and my head on the other and just listen to it work

[thornsnvultures]

I just want to be babied and taken care of and maybe laid on by a very large man, is that too much to ask for?

[bittergirlsworld]

yes I'm actually mad that i didn't get to see Ben and Devi as a couple. the most of them together we saw was in season 2, always parallel with daxton and honestly, it sucks because it was clear they were meant to be endgame since day one so WHY !!!! how your endgame couple don't get time having couple activities how they never go on dates steal moments for themselves in the dinner table with her mother that actually likes him very much how we don't see them walking holding hands and kissing more than just one kiss per scene ™ how they have their first time together and all you see it's the door closing and the awkward aftermath how they have more couple time with the people they were dating than with each other i want answers