#i wanna put him under a microscope and study him for ages in all seriousness

[bbael]

naamah i cant lie i am sooo curious and wanna hear more about you and argenti, if you have anyyy crumbs please :’) ♥️

HII Gray my love 🖤🖤🖤 your question made me run in circles for a bit fkfkgk. Honestly i want to hate him so much and hit him with a cartoonishly huge mallet!! He's so upsetting and silly and i just need to hold him like a little hámster Gray, help???

Okay so this is my evil selfship and villain origin story and wish i could hate Argenti but he's so baby and so dear to me bye. Actually just found him silly and ridiculous and wanted to slap the shit out of him at first but suppose I had the odd thought of "hmm its no good bc bet he'd like that :/ besides it would be kinda hot" and then it was downhill so fast for me 😭

The thing is i can't be mean to my men because then i feel sad and immediately want to make up for that by being nice and ig that was our whole dynamic until I warmed up (unwillingly) to him?

Other than that i think we share the same brand of over the top ridiculousness and to think he's just a little guy who finds beauty in even a houseplant and goes just wandering around the universe helping others is just so T-T sobbing.

He's my knight, my prince, my boytoy, my preraphaelite muse, my thesis topic, my amoeba under microscope, my artsy lewd photography subject. and my little lapdog too if that makes sense, i would literally guard him from evil... I'm his Lamia, his belle dame sans merci, his scary witch wife figuratively. i get in front of him and tell the cashier he asked for no pickles,, i have him by a collar of thorns, i unfortunately just feed into his silliness and delusions all the time.

Want to say so badly i am the only person who gets on his nerves enough to actually upset him (besides boothill probably?) and make him get into honest to god arguments dropping the good faith thing and losing his """cool""" but unfortunately that also works like two times before he figures out i just get a rise of seeing him angry and flustered and being mean on purpose and he's like. Oh. And i lose every bit of that upper hand quickly >_<. Probably the only instance he gets ahead and teases me for a change...