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elarrendajoazul · 8 years

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Shopping Sucks (Morby fanfic)

DISCLAIMER: Shipping and adult stuff incoming.

Based on this: http://adultnarwhalshinyeyes.tumblr.com/post/147128289497/two-variants-of-the-same-thing-i-dont-know

Info: Searching for new clothes in the summer, because of an upcoming visit to the beach, Mordecai will force Rigby to buy some swimsuits for this special occasion. What Mordecai is not aware, is that Rigby may not be open to it , and the reason could be much deeper than she know, very important reasons.

Fanfic here!

First day of summer: in a clothing shop. The preparations of their free week vacation begin.

- Never cared of what to wear if you just wanna take a break!

- You may be burned, or passed out; your back’s tanned like a flaming ham!

- Checkin’ cute guys all around oh you better beware watch your sight!

- If you just take a little nap you may get covered in freaking sand!

“Oooooooooooh!”

The daily laughs of two girls were heard very close to the swimsuit store.

Mordecai and Rigby were there to go shopping.

- Dude, this will be awesome! Did you remembered to tell Margo?

- Ugh, dude! I didn’t even need to ask him, they completely agree with us about going to the beach! He will come up with the car.

- Just like the time he said he would camp with us but “nooooo, that’s too childish for me!” Without warning us, he left to cover another rally from “Mayor Douchebag” from another stupid town, population: DUMB!

- Uuuugh! I’m sure he won’t fail us! No worries, he will be! Besides, he just told me that Eugene is going to be there too!

- Pffft, right, “I’m sooo thrilled”

Just after saying that, Rigby’s arms were closed at the moment; her excitement for being in the store was just cooled down right after “that” brought her attention. Just a quick “no” whimpered through her head, she tried to assimilate much of the panic that was trying to surface throughout her inner emotion rollercoaster.

Her mental fears were interpreted as an “industrial complex” being incinerated through fire and flames, very small Rigbys were running on circles inside the complex trying to save their lives, only because she just discovered that the store were running out of….

- Bikinis!

Mordecai, on the other hand, she didn’t knew what to do with all that much, she was so captivated about the shiny looking colors that she was desperately anxious about trying to take them all as it was possible.

Every pair had on the superior top a bright yellow shiny patch promoting a discount which disclaims: SUMMER SALES.

- Ooooooh! They even got of my size!

“You…Idiot!” Rigby quickly thought, after watching with jealousy how Mordecai was just too lucky to find clothes: “How can she even like those!? They’re like… too many…. Agh!”

She was clearly objecting for the bikinis’ shiny little colors.

Outside, Rigby was following her, she was walking with her closed arms, with mostly a resentment look and an unfair judgement on her face; completely showing a reflex of negation and immaturity. Could it be that she did not like bikinis that much?

Meanwhile, Mordecai just picked the first clothes of their election, a pink bikini filled with sparkling diamonds all around, after that, she decided to look deeply only for her friend.

- Rigby, they even got some for you!

Shock and disgust covered over her tiny angry raccoon face. On the same time, her blue jay friend covered her back with her right arm, leaning his whole body through the other shoulder, and with her left, she was trying to show her: the same pink bikini.

- Don’t you even dare! This…. –she points at her body drawing imaginary curves through it with her hands – will never wear something….like…THAT!

- Oh, don’t be such a crybaby

- YOU ARE SUCH A CRYBABY!

Mordecai knew right after that moment: Rigby didn’t even want to bear with those bikinis. It’s never too late to find the truth, so as for the young blue jay, it was time to make her raccoon friend, totally mad! A bright opportunity only for the main reason to have a little bit of fun and safe entertainment.

- Rigbyyyyyy….

With malice and innocence all disguised, Mordecai came closer to their shoulders, docking her hips with theirs, covering the frontal part of her body with the bikini she just choose for her, pretending like she was just wearing them.

- Oh no! Don’t come at me with the puppy eyes again!

Mordecai protects her face as a blanket; her blue eyes were glowing over the pink silk, a match between a blue clear sky and the sands of a heated day, till the point of burning. With that strategy, she was taking advance of her cute birdie face to convince her friend, something that would never happen because how stupid that idea was.

Rigby, ashamed of Mordo’s antics, the lame one, she just looked at her eyes with a deadly glare, commanding her to stop, don’t matter how cute she would be, that would never change her mind.

Now, the fight was becoming as the preparation of a shooting scene in an old cowboy film: face to face, Rigby’s stare was clashing against Mordecai’s innocent look. They were too tough to get beaten.

- We got to try them on anyways, Rigby.

- That’s…. that’s what I don’t want to wear!

- Ha! Well, look for some other stuff and let’s try that, then!

- I don’t like bikinis…. I like….swimsuits!

Mordecai could not believe that, she was the number one fan of bathing suits. She cannot help to picture Rigby wearing a swimsuit just like she just request, like these swim training uniforms. Her rack looked bigger, hips were looking wider and to her head: there was a bathing cap.

Rigby wanted to end the interrogation, so she tried to answer with the most purest honesty she never had in like ever, surrounded by a lot of shame and embarrassment that even made Mordo feel sympathy and kindness to her. Anyways, questions were just coming.

- Do you really like those suits!?

- Yeah…. To set this… – again she did the same gesture with her hands around her body, pointing through bust and hips – under control.

- And I’m the baby here!? C’mon! – Mordecai could not still believe it!

- Stop talking! I feel much comfortable in that way! – Tension just cooled down, prior that, there was feeling a civil war out there, but now, peace talks were just in the making, calmly explaining their worries – I just want to buy some of them! But there are no swimsuits in here!

- Go to the kids’ store! With the size you have it’s gotta be easy to fit on those clothes!

Silence on the store. Rigby then explode like a volcano.

- STOP TALKING!

Mordecai laughed without a break, she just accomplished what she just wanted! She couldn’t even resist it, she just hugged the mad out of Rigby to prevent her incessant hamboning to strike her arms, they felt like buzz stings but they really hurt anyway.

When the storm just calmed down, Mordecai just made her offer again.

She kneeled to talk better with her.

- Dude, we won’t be spending a whole day on the beach just because I want to make you feel bad. This is the only free week we will have and I want to hangout, have some fun! Yes, we’ll be only four there, but Rigby… you’re the only person who can really made this trip really…fun. Besides, I think you can definitely rock these babies!

- Is it possible there would be a…?

- Yeah. The room is over there and we can try them. I don’t know if that compromises with hygiene rules or something like that, but I don’t make the rules. Pick some of them and I’ll bring the same model for me!

Headed to the dressing room, Mordecai and Rigby changed their clothes in the same booth.

The first pair to try out was a purple suit without straps over the shoulders; the bra only covered the circumference of the breasts and nothing more! That was the chosen game by Mordecai since the beginning, for the fact that the color emphasizes her clear skin, highlights the belly button and showed how flat her abs were, she could package an acceptable size of boobage and really surfaces her frontal part with a subtle cleavage.

Rigby, felt like she was sausage, in her mind she imagined as a jumbo hot dog just like the big ham she was feeling like. She saw that her tits where flooding out of the bra, trying to come out of every single fissure, her flesh was trying to escape, a little glimpse of their areolas can be looked on the outside, ruining any chance of wearing that on the beach.

- No!

Next: the pink diamond game. Mordecai could see why she choose that bathing suit on the first place: even though it was cute and had some bright colors: the added skirt on the inferior part played with the illusion of catching something more if you could watch under it. Eyes would go straight to her butt even though she admits that was a little too slutty to wear.

Maybe on other time, she would have tried to attract Margo wearing that, but it could never happened that chance of going to the beach in these days, and less in that time, they only knew a little between each other. It was really a shame to not look her wearing that anymore.

The bra finally got the conventional form with straps on their shoulders, but for Rigby the problem was down under.

- Too... tight!

Her hips don’t lie! A little silk by a narrow margin were covering most part of the surface, over her buns, a thin line divide poorly every part, a little bit of their buttocks were escaping of the lateral holes the underwear had: I do not want to talk about the corrupted skirt covering only her waist, letting it to spoil the mystery in need to decode inside it. Her tail was wagging with disappointment trying to cover up the imminent tragedy.

With hands on her butt, again embarrassing thoughts climb up to Rigby’s face, painting it in red. This happened to rise quickly after seeing Mordo smiling with sympathy and pleased of what she was seeing, making Rigby to get angrier.

Finally, a pair of white with blue shades on, made only to highlight dark skin, perfect for Rigby!

- That bra is open to someone else, dude. It’s just too big for me.

Mordecai could not fit for the bra, she was few cups smaller, but for Rigby, her perfect sized bikini was awaiting for her, or in that case: her “problem resolver” was on the case!

Problem resolved! A breath of relief showed calm on little Rigby, their hands were led to rest over her breasts, extremely surprised of the magnitude of their size; she could not believe she was wearing a bathing suit who could not see her as a hog, but as hot and attractive as she can always aspired to be!

On their hips, underwear was covering everything, nicely. It was as careful and tighter as panties could possibly ever be!

Her ass had size, volume, curves! But even skin was not yet to be seen!

Rigby was so proud over herself she was not aware of the flash of the recent taken photo that was taken. That completely fell off her balance.

- Dude, what the fuck are you doing down there!?

- Hang on! Hang on! I’m gonna send this pic to Margo and Eugene!

- Noooo!

Rigby jumped to Mordecai to stop the sending. Now they were both on the ground.

- Do you have any idea of what you’re doing!?

- I’m showing to the guys what you’re gonna wear at. I’ll do the same!

- But… I’m not ready yet! I don’t want me to be seen like…Don’t…send it!

A gasp of surprise came shortly for Mordecai as the time she aware to see Rigby pouring tears off her eyes; Rigby could not even handle the fact to be looked like that, crying and sobbing, with ultra-intensified senses after doing everything she didn’t even want to do in the first place, but the trust she put on Mordecai was so blind, that it was impossible to stop it.

She felt so much confidence around her that she even had the guts to confess her a so little but a so complicated truth that it was believing to be oversized and disproportionate when she tries to wear bikinis, even though she will always know they are too small for her.

“I didn’t know… you will felt too bad for wearing that…”

Rigby cleaned her eyes to see with much clarity, Mordecai was trying to channel her again:

- I just… went too far, right?

Rigby looked back to her, while she was sobbing and aching for her constant pain. Shortly, after an abrupt end for the heart break, the hug silenced the raccoon.

Mordecai’s arms were all around her, her head was over her shoulder, Rigby remained quiet and goosebumps make her feel shaky, because of the sudden hug action. Close to her ear, Mordecai’s beak got closer to it.

- If your tears ruin my bikini…. I’m gonna have to kill you.

To calm her down, Mordecai just could come up with that. Rigby could not help but laughing. Rigby shoved Mordecai’s face only with her hands.

- Not so fast! Because my ninja skills will vastly destroy your puny face!

Rigby smacked without mercy on Mordecai’s face. She screamed a humoristic growl, just like the death of a giant pig. They both laughed on the same wide margin.

They both knew the feud was over and Mordecai tried to shove Rigby by pointing her out with a hand sign.

- C’mon, let’s make a pic just to see how great we look!

Without anything else, kneeling on the floor, their bodies clash between shoulder and shoulder. Mordecai’s big hands come in handy to bring aim to her phone’s camera. On an aerial take, a selfie was shot to capture a both bright juvenile smile, an exciting emotion that were fearlessly awaiting for a week free of jobs and the happening of an unforgettable moment.

Beach day was finally here! Night was just about to drop by over the coast.

Eugene and Rigby were seated under the same umbrella; Rigby cannot fall with the boring chit-chat Eugene was trying to come up with.

The only difference was that Rigby was wearing the same bikini she completely adorbs on that shop.

In secret, Margo and Mordo were standing on the car, looking at the stars.

- It was so nice of you doing that for her.

- Oh…. That? Shucks, its fine. I only prove her that bikinis can look cute on her too!

- But you said she did not like them.

- Pfffft. Nonsense right? Ha! It was only a matter of color, I guess…?

- Could it be possible that she was upset for not fitting on them right?

Mordecai’s silence just sealed the last nail on the coffin.

- Fuck you.

- Ha-ha, okay! You can’t hide anything to a reporter! Besides, that pic you send me the other day, she looks too damn cute! I can see she is so in love of what she’s wearing!

- I told her that I would not send that. You’re the only one whom I send to, so please, delete it!

- Okay. Just a moment, it’s just too important for her anyways.

Mordecai and Margo stared silently to Eugene and Rigby as they were talking.

The pic was deleted, only leaving to Mordecai, a bittersweet memory.

The wave’s crush was the only noise that can be heard through the beach.

- If you jerked off my friend’s pic I swear I’m gonna kill you!

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