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Dilaan malala ang gnap s mga accla RAHHHH
#silco#silco arcane#silco art#silco fanart#young silco#vander#vander arcane#vander art#vander fanart#young vander#vanco#vander x silco#lick lick lick lick i lick it#i wanna eat yo#but i can't fuck up my nails#so imma pick it up w chopstick#🤗🤗🤗#KLIEN2000
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"What's cookin', good lookin'?"
AKA I love how unhinged both Alfred and Bunet are and I want to study their brains.
#fe engage#alfred#bunet#alear#alear: wow these boys are insanely weird#also alear: i want to eat his vocabulary to study it#it was supposed to be like a modern setting thing so i threw alear in a hoodie in the first part#and i was going to draw alfred running on a track waving to bunet and alear for the bottom part but got lazy lmao#so here please take babies#i am beyond pleased with their support chain (alfred and bunet) because it is just one thing after another of yeah thats them#excuse me can i have a lick - of what? - your flower - you wanna eat my flower? - is that inappropriate?#yeah very normal conversation BUT ONLY FOR THEM#while alfred goes and asks another nations leader yo man whats your favorite muscle#and bunet guilt trips a criminal trying to atone for his sins into eating vegetables#they are absolutely the most kind menaces but still menaces#they care so much about people and their hobbies and they want to share their hobbies and love with people
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I’m gunna lick him
#jamie drysdale#nhl#hockey#philadelphia flyers#lick lick lick lick lick lick#I wanna eat yo dick#can’t fuck up my nails#so imma pick it up with chopsticks
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Some grape study, mainly looking at how light shines through semi transparent objects + guest star: Scrunkly Snail
#scrunkly snail#scrunkly#art#my art#digital art#artwork#artists on tumblr#illustration#commission me#please commission me#snail#grapes#light#juicy#yo i wanna eat that#august#end of summer core#:P#timelapse#speedpaint
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I know I’m a hiorin account but I am also a Hiori stan so seeing him get even more merch makes me giggle and kick my feet 🥹 look at this lil goober!
#blue lock#bllk#hiori yo#blue lock hiori#LOOK AT HIM#he was born without a brain and forced to eat cement when he was 6#I wanna EAT him#cronch cronch#HE’S SO SILLY
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such a manwhore and i love it.
#matt sturniolo#matt sturniolo smut#matt sturniolo x reader#i wanna eat yo dick !!#sturniolo triplets#with his slutty ass
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Honestly gotta think more about the 'nasty' sides of my anthro au societies... As is the slugcat trend and biology I've charted out is mostly, i guess the word would be 'safe' perhaps the only kinda gross or animalistic thing I've put in is the tail slime and even that isn't really as gritty as the thing is based on (Caecillian skin nursing) but I also don't think slugcats would be prone to much of the 'unsavory' trends in animal stuff. But on the anthro side, we really can't pretend like ANY established species and cultures dont have things that were kinda unethical- even if they were unethical behaviors borne out of convenience or safety. So I think going for a pure, utopia-but-like-theres-predators is a little lamer... At most I've sorta worked out how I think my anthro scavenger's societal structures play out and there are more peaceful and more war-like tribes, pirate-types, etc. I've sorta figured out a couple of less-than-ethical treatments for lizards that I could see emerging in an early society that doesn't go for straight culling or just like outright abusive- I want stuff that could reasonably exist in a society, even if only for a bit until something else takes its place as a more convenient option. I don't like comically evil or pointlessly dark shit that clearly just trying to for edge rather than being an aspect of a society you could see the understanding for, and why its not judged within that society. Like sure a regular scavenger probably doesn't think that much about killing a normal slugcat pup, thats just an animal to it. But if we're making them both anthros in the same situation why the hell wouldn't other scavengers be like holy fuck dude thats like, absolutely just a baby person, thats bad.
#Ive got reasons why i think they would be double sexed like real slugs and reasons why I think some are more carnivorous etc etc#Like ive thought these things but most of them are just a little weird and unique and not really like... idk#unappealing to people in the way that a wasp developing its whole life around infecting caterpillars with flesh eating parasite babies is#Ive got a dispenser system hc set up to keep both the slugcat tree society but also a semi-nomadic population#that keeps them moving but also prevents inbreeding within the enclosed populations ala naked mole rats#i wanna be THROUGH#but i also think trying to make them fucked up or gross on purpose just for ick factor or too be like oh i made them soo fucked up arent yo#mad ive corrupted ur cute little slugcats into monsters 😈 you cant complain because this is just nature#is fucking stupid and makes you look like a huge tool#i guess slugcats are just the perfect animal i don't even think being fucked up fits them from like an evolutionary standpoint#they DO starve to near death to feed their babies delicious and nutritious nasty body slime though
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i just psoapsoidososidosoaoxiz into a puddle. help.
#i sat down on my bedroom floor briefly and now. i dont wanna get up.#im pissing off mycats fkskfjja#<cus my door is osed#closed#but i neex yo shower and eat but both of those tasks sound sooooo#hhhhhhhhhhh#hard#getting up sounds hard rn#:(#shh ac
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Takes a nap so I'd have energy to cook because I need food to fuel my body
Finishes cooking and has to take a nap to get energy to eat
Only finished half my food because I ran out of appetite and energy
Takes another nap because digesting takes the last of my energy.
Repeats cycle.
#being chronically ill is WACK#chronic illness#just wanna enjoy my salmon nuggests yo#BUT KNOW I GOTTA LAY DOWN#was better going all day without eating
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Ai’s rationale for eating people alive.
#yugioh#ygo#yugioh season 0#ygo season 0#season 0#yugioh vrains#ygo vrains#vrains#ai vrains#ai ignis#dark ignis#dark ignis vrains#I only eat the bad ones! -Ai#yeah sure Ai#why can I see Ai applying for this position#going up to the leader of the underworld and being like yo I wanna eat bad humans!
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Same SpongeBob, same.
#harry styles#Harry’s thighs#Harry styles tiger tattoo#SpongeBob#I’d lick him like an ice cream cone#sluuuuuurp#yum yum#fern tattoos#Harry’s germs#Harry’s tattoos#moth tattoo#butterfly tattoo#Harry’s butterfly#Harry’s tiger#lick lick lick I wanna eat yo di-#hot as fuuuuck#fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck#screaming#harry styles dirty one shot#Harry is my daddy#daddy#daddy harry#so real
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🔥 + ass ( roach )
🔥 + a word and I will write a NSFW headcanon for my muse
What the fuck Elliott? You just came right at the man??
Roach is an ass man, you've heard it here first. Well, probably not first, but this is my confirmation to everyone that yes, he likes butts over anything going on in the chest area. His first real girlfriend in high school was into gymnastics and it kind of ignited something in him - he likes butts. And legs, those too.
You might be wondering, Oh Anarchy, what else are you going to ramble about in this post, and you know what, I'm just going to talk a little bit more about Roach and butts because ELLIOTT brought it up.
Really, he doesn't go around checking out everyone's butts, especially on base. He's a respectful guy, a good guy, he's not a horny little gremlin. In fact, Roach's libido is pretty on the eh side since he joined the forces - he hasn't actually been in a relationship, serious or otherwise, basically since he enlisted. But, if it's brought up, he will look, okay. So you bring that upon yourself if you talk about butts and thighs in front of him -
Okay. Unless you're Ghost. This rule doesn't really apply to him because I mean. It's Ghost. He fills out pants. He makes dad jeans look like a thirst trap and he brought this upon himself by walking around looking like that.
No, seriously though, Roach isn't a pervert. He's respectful of other people, especially his teammates. He doesn't look at their bodies sexually, because that's kind of weird. He also really, really has never been attracted to a man before Ghost. But, let's face it, Ghost has kicked his ass so many times in sparring that it's a miracle Roach's notice of his ass has taken this long.
Regarding his attraction to butts, he's just into them. Squeezing them, and what have you. God, he's really vanilla, like embarrassingly so? Lack of experience, only having real experience with a high school girl (that he wanted to marry), he's kind of just. Gentle and a little bland. Anal sex? Never really considered it before. Boo.
#warfared#g. sanderson » canon#i verbally vomitted#edit to add:#he likes butts in a gentle 'i wanna touch' way not in a 'lemme eat yo ass girl' way
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Crying shaking and screaming, my voice got quivery while I was presenting
#killing myself yo like god damn man#teeth chattering afterwards as well but luckily didn’t happen during presentation#it was over chickens as well yo#n I raise those bitches n wanna work with them#so oughghghgh#was the last person to present as well n when I got up there I was standing there for a bit as classmates talked about eating mountain rats#shut up prey
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THING I DIDN'T WANNA DO GOT CANCELLED ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
#the one type of phonecall i will never mind 😇😇🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼#okay i am free now then. i will now go to da store 🚶#i wanna eat tostones so i need green plantains 👍🏻#jajajaj nada que ver pero cami posteo este gif del spiderman bailando ayudaaa yo veia videos de ese gif con musica random#allá como en el 2009 XDDD
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Ichiban looks like a beautiful lady ☺️
real and true
#snap chats#i love how i have a genre of asks where people tell me how beautiful ichiban is#like SOOOOO true im glad we all agree...... gets it from his papa 😷#anyway cheer for me ipicked up my son today <- i got my kirby figure from hot topic#HT is so evil they gave me an in-store-only coupon that i only really can use today...#i refuuuuse to i refuse to spend today. i wanna get metroid prime 2... and a new gamecube controller....#so i MUST save.... esp cause i lowkey also want metroid dread 😷#NO LISTEN I WANTED DREAD WHEN IT CAME OUT BUT I DIDNT HAVE MONEY#i still dont have any but yk thats what im saying....... the wishlist BUT ALSO THE PRIORITY LIST.....#why is money everything. priceless is SOOO right...#I WATCHED THE SECOND EP TODAY AND OUGH. SOOOO true show...... im loving it so far......#ok im rambling too much i want to eat my LUNCH because i got LUNCH with my BRO while we were OUT so BYE !!!!!!#anyway im crying why the fuck is ichiban behind me like we’re in front of this ice cream place#and suddenly i hear this dude yell WHAT !!!! and we all look at him and he’s all#‘is there a bigger cup of this because this is the best thing ive ever had- i hope you have a great night thank you so much !!!’ like YO???#how good is that ice cream... now im curious...#OK I SHOULD EAT i have mango lassi anyway... hehe... tastes EXACTLY like mango pudding hehe...#OK BYE FR THIS TIME
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skenpiel has produced the worlds worst sandwich (x3)!
#o wuz like. well its a long car ride tomorrow n i dont wanna get thhere too late so lets make proper sandwiches so we dont have yo stop and#eat on the way like with baguette and everything#thhen i rrmembered ive never made a sandwich before. like not an actual proper Fancy sandwich or whatever#thrse thangs suck if anyone but me ends up eating them ill be amazed
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