#i wanna be a wag soooo bad

[mathewboeser]

ilya is the fun uncle of the romanov family. i love them🫶🏼

[darling-flora]

a sunday kind of love

fc : yesly dimate

charles leclerc  x interviewer!yn

Notes: Im not really a follower of the wag's so if your a "fan" of ASM you might not like this b/c she's a "villain" kinda (not really?? but idk) also this took me so long because nfl season started and im stressed 😫 ANYWAYS hope you like it rt's are appreciated !!!! ❤

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f1gossip Charles Leclerc and Alexandra Saint Mleux have confirmed their split after messages where she admitted to using Leclerc for fame leaked by a mutual friend of Leclerc and Mleux.

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username1 ohhhhh and yall hated everyone saying that she had bad vibes 🤭

username2 the season just ended??? bros gonna be alone for winter break 😭

username3 what about the messages of her being jealous of y/n interviewing charles 🤭

↳username4 i mean almost every driver flirts with her 😭 ↳username5 i hope they get together honestly 🤷‍♀️ every time she interviews him he's smiley, even if he's had a bad race 🥺 ↳username6 nahhh y/n was always a bit weird towards her, i wouldn't be surprised if she wanted charles ↳username5 SHE was weird, because when y/n tried to say hi to her she was being SOOOO fake 😭 ↳username7 yeah there's a video of them first meeting and SHE looked y/n up and down then when y/n turned around she made a face...... so y/n is NOT the problem

username8 she hasn't been at any races since the belgian gp, so they had to of been broken up for like three months???

↳username9 yeah i think so, the messages that were leaked were from early july don't know why it took them three months to say something tho ? ↳username10 maybe to not distract from him racing ?

username11 the friend ate for leaking the messages

username12 she really tried to lock him in with that dog 😭

↳username13 he kept the dog in the divorce anyways 🤭

username14 both carlos and charles in their single era 💅

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yourinstagram Bits of the 2023 season !! Looking forward to next year ❣

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username1 the lewis pic is iconic !!

maxverstappen Im an incredible artist

↳yourinstagram in someone's eyes maybe ↳maxverstappen wtf ↳maxverstappen i take back every time i've said your my favorite reporter ↳yourinstagram well we both know thats not true ↳maxverstappen yeah your right 😔 ↳username2 why do i love them 😭 ↳username3 there interactions are always so funny 🤭

username4 everyone's favorite reporter 🙌

bengals Every NFL press room misses you !! But mostly us 😔

↳yourinstagram I MISS YOU ALL TOO !!! 🐅🧡 ↳username5 she went from interviewing 6 foot nfl players to 5 foot f1 drivers 😭 ↳username6 the only reporter to make Burrow and Herbert smile after a bad game 🥲 ↳username7 she did nfl reporting ?? ↳username6 yep ! she did nfl and f1 reporting at the same time but the past two years she's only reported on f1 !!

username8 y/n being friends with all the drivers is my favorite thing

username9 Hi perfect woman!

charles_leclerc We got two pics carlossainz55 😮

↳carlossainz55 We have to aim for at least 1 more next year 😉 ↳yourinstagram you two are always plotting and scheming.... 🤨 ↳charles_leclerc Lies ↳carlossainz55 Lies ↳yourinstagram right....

username10 literally breathtaking. a disney princess

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charles_leclerc so your in malibu ? 👀

yourinstagram maybe.... 👀

charles_leclerc well i may be in malibu as was well 😁

yourinstagram mhm what a coincidence 🧐

charles_leclerc sooooo charles_leclerc do you wanna get lunch or something ? charles_leclerc maybe tomorrow 👀

yourinstagram i’d love too 😁

charles_leclerc i'll text you the details then i'll pick you up !

yourinstagram sounds perfect !! see you then 😊

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yourinstagram dinner and a date ❤

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username1 GOD IS A WOMAN

username2 what a face 😍

yourbff with... who i think it is?👀

↳yourinstagram maybe...

username3 Keep shining beauty 💫

username4 can whoever your on a date with fight ?

francisca.cgomes miss u already ❣️

↳yourinstagram hope to see you soon beautiful 😙❤

username5 my girl crush fr

username6 joe burrow and justin herbert just fell to their knees

↳username7 so did half of the f1 grid... 😔 ↳username8 unless it's one of them 👀 ↳username6 burrow isn't in la but herbert is 🤔 ↳username7 a hand-full of f1 divers are in la right now tho 😩

username9 the type of picture i would put in a locket and take to war

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charles_leclerc Summer over. 2024 season here we come ❤🏎

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username1 LEO LECLERC !!!!!!!!!!

username2 now who is that

username3 who is this diva?

username4 photo dump game is getting STRONGER

username5 HES ALIVE EEVEYONE CHEER

username6 THE LAST PIC ????

username7 I don't know which is more beautiful, the view or charles

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yourinstagram A Sunday kind of love ❤

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username1 now whose arm is that...

username2 ARE YOU READY FOR BHARAIN ????

↳yourinstagram Sadly no !! I'll be back to work at the Saudi Arabian GP !!

username3 *bows to you*

username4 u serve like no one else

maxverstappen Hello..... 🤨

↳yourinstagram whats with the face... ↳maxverstappen the cats were expecting a visit..... ↳yourinstagram OMG I FORGOT PLEASE TELL JIMMY AND SASSY IM SORRY ↳maxverstappen they wont forget this.... 😔 ↳yourinstagram NO PLEASE I'LL SEND THEM TREATS AS AN APOLOGY ↳username5 i know they are just friends but they have so much chemistry it's crazy 😵

username6 you’re my roman empire

username7 both charles and y/n soft launching.... if 2+2 = 4 then.....

username8 This woman makes everything she wears look good

username9 THOUGHTS ON LEWIS TO FERRARI ???

↳yourinstagram SO SO SO excited !!!

username10 well i adore u

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yourinstagram JEDDAH PHOTO DUMP !!!! My first weekend to start the 2024 season and what a weekend it was, glad Carlos is feeling better (we are appendix-less buddies now) max p1 checo p2 and charles p3 !!!!!!!! and a HUGE congrats to Ollie for scoring points in his f1 debut !!

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username1 Our princess is back!

username2 You’re unreal, you’re such a masterpiece, you’re angelic 

maxverstappen I expect to be in every photo dump

↳yourinstagram so sassy 🙄

username3 how could anyone be this perfect

olliebearman Thank you !!!! 😁

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username4 We love you princess

francisca.cgomes I’m the leader of your fan club ❤️

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username5 My favorite Woman is back!!!!

charles_leclerc The last pic is my favorite

↳yourinstagram mhm wonder why.....🧐

username6 The angel we all need

username7 i cannot get over how absolutely stunning you are ????? help

username8 Blooming 💅🏼

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yourinstagram HELLO HELLO !!!! Australia, Japan, China, Miami PHOTO DUMP !!!! The start of the 2024 season has been a bit stressful but ALSO so so so fun

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username1 please hard launch soon i cant take the suspense 😩🙏

oscarpiastri Some very intense racing going on in the 4th picture

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username2 y/n the woman you are, thank you for the pics🧎🏻‍♀️

lilymhe Gorgeous angle 📐 👼

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username3 you've a bit more down this season 💔 hope your taking care of yourself !!!

↳yourinstagram Don't worry I am !!! The weekends can be a bit stressful is all, hopefully lessening the work load will help ❤ ↳username3 sad if there is less y/n but glad your prioritizing yourself !! ❤

username4 you always have the best bts pictures thank you 🙏

username5 literally the it girl

francisca.cgomes You are everything and more 💌

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username6 serving cvnt as always

landonorris Im everyone's favorite part of this photo dump

↳yourinstagram you keep telling yourself that

username7 Oh hi pretty girl

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yourinstagram Italy ⭐

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username1 Real life princess indeed

landonorris podium 😎

↳yourinstagram who? ↳landonorris who what ? ↳yourinstagram asked... ↳landonorris wtf ???

username2 ik y/n freaked out seeing vettel 🤭

username3 in italy but no gp ?? do you job 🙄

↳yourinstagram Yes ! I was at the race just not reporting, Luke who is an incredible reporter is going to be doing a few races this season. ↳yourinstagram Race weekends can be a bit overwhelming and hopefully having the option of letting someone else report we'll help lessen the negative effects of the job for both of us !!! Hope that answers your question ☺ ↳username4 "Hope that answers your question" oh she ate that 🤭

username5 all the red..... she has to be dating either charles or carlos

username6 wait is she dating the dude in the 6th pic ????

↳username4 nope !! thats luke gooding a reporter and he has a girlfriend !!

username7 yall need to stfu about who she's dating omfg

francisca.cgomes i love you pretty girl

↳yourinstagram love ya 💫

username8 ughh face card sister oml

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f1gossip Charles Leclerc and reporter Y/n L/n were spotted shopping in Monaco ahead of the Monaco GP.

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username1 this is so serious for me....

username2 YES THEY ARE DATING !!! they have not been subtle about it, they flirt in their interviews, charles has been posting her cats in his insta stories for WEEKS ….

↳username3 they’ve probably been together for a while honestly…. glad they feel comfortable being more public tho 🫶

username4 they are being more public together while his ex is liking hate post about y/n.....

↳username3 she's always liked weird shit on socials, so im not surprised lmao

username5 wait they were in cali at the same time AND y/n posted a picture saying dinner an a date....

↳username6 so they've been seeing eachother for like 6 MONTHS ??? ↳username7 we dont know if they're together?? they were just hanging out... ↳username6 after the double date and this......i don't think it's really a question if they're dating 😭

username8 they are definitely hard launching this weekend

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charles_leclerc Happy birthday to the hardest working, sweetest, and most beautiful creature I've ever known, I adore you and love you more than you know ma chérie ❤

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username1 IS HE QUOTING HARRY STYLES SONGS ???? MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS 😭

username2 I love this couple! So beautiful ❤️

yourinstagram oh i love you so so much mi amor !!! 🥲🫶

↳charles_leclerc You are my world 🌍 love love you ❣

username3 The way he is looking at her is every girls dream

username4 the way you tagged her on your heart 🥺 happy bday y/n we love ya ❤️

leclerc_pascale Happy birthday to my favorite girl ❤ Always a smile on the two of your faces when i see you guys together ❤️

↳yourinstagram Awww love ya ❤

landonorris lucky guy 😔

username5 It's not fair that you're living my dream, perhaps the dream of millions.

username6 The most gorg pair

username7 I don’t think there is a more beautiful looking couple on earth

username8 OMG MY PARENTSSS

username9 You guys !! Love looks good on u both ✨

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yourinstagram Monaco 24' !!!!! What a dream to see Monaco love you back mi amor. Such a sight to see you on the top step of your home race, you have deserved this win for so so so long !!! i’m so proud of you and i love you endlessly ❣️

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username1 him blowing a kiss to her on the podium 🥺

charles_leclerc Thank you for being there ma chérie ❤

↳charles_leclerc I love you to the moon and back ❣ ↳yourinstagram love you my pretty boy 😪❤

username2 did you tell the cameras to focus on someone else because you were about to cry…

↳yourinstagram maybe….🫣 - not just crying though it was VERY close to full on SOBBING 😭

username3 oh i’m crying a little 🥲

leclerc_pascale thank you for making our boy so happy my sweet girl

↳yourinstagram thank you for making him easy to love ❤ ↳username “our boy” “easy to love” i can’t take this today i’ve already cried to much 😫

username4 three cats and a puppy..... its a full house mama

username5 AHHHHHH 😭😭😭 so so happy for you both 🌸💘

username6 I honestly just wanna be like you when I grow up.

arthur_leclerc I am in possession of a picture of y/n sobbing if anyone wants it

↳yourinstagram leo and cat privileges could very easily be revoked ↳arthur_leclerc My apologizes…. i was lying 😁 ↳username6 he really said “ my apologies i wasn’t familiar with your game” 😭

username7 yall are so cute im gonna throw up

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charles_leclerc Last but favorite photo dump from my Monaco weekend ❤

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username1 you and y/n are the only people ever 😪

username2 these two lovebirds ❤

yourinstagram my favorite race winner !!! 🥲🫶

↳charles_leclerc ❤🥰❤

username3 You guys look like a dream

username4 you can tell how much it meant to charles to win this race

arthur_leclerc Congrats to y/n's boyfriend for winning the Monaco GP !!!

↳charles_leclerc My favorite nickname 🥰 ↳arthur_leclerc The fact that i know you're not joking.... ↳charles_leclerc What's to joke about 🤷‍♂️

username5 adorable the two of you ❤

username6 charles monaco gp win you are and will always be everything to me

lewishamilton7 Happy for you man 🏆❤

username8 I'M SO SINGLE THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE

[lewisvinga]

ultimate wag | alex albon & lily muni he x fem! reader

summary; alex and lily soft launching their relationship with y/n but everyone keeps assuming they’re friends, so y/n takes matters into her own hands to hard launch

fc; various girls on pinterest

warnings; suggestive comments

taglist; @namgification

notes; requested! ALEX AND LILY ARE MY SHITTT, i am actually so in love w them both , they’re soooo🤭

masterlist !

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lilymhe: thailand 🌴⛱️🌊🛥️🇹🇭❤️

tagged; yourusername, alex_albon

yourusername: got a sunburn 😞 but 100% wanna go back😩

lilymhe: i got aloe vera gel i got u pretty girl

username: ALEXLSKD

username: her friendship w y/n is so cute! and i love how alex is close w her too!!

username: couples trip ft y/n😭

alex_albon: cool

lilymhe: u were the least cool out of all of us

alex_albon: wah wah

yourusername: she’s right you were

carmenmmundt: i miss you girlies!! we need to link up soon !

lilymhe: YES i’ve miss you too😢

yourusername: girls trip this time?😁

georgerussell63: not you guys keeping the bad bitches out

alex_albon: how rude!

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alex_albon: recharging 🔋

tagged; yourusername, lilymhe

yourusername: lils was thinkin’ hard

alex_albon: thinking hard or hardly thinking

lilymhe: you both know what i was thinking about 😼

yourusername: oh!

alex_albon: there are children (logan) here, lily!

logansargeant: oh! 2x

username: idk yall i’m not feeling the 2nd picture

username: the way y/n is holding onto alex and lily???? seems more than friendship to me😭

username: nah she’s always been cuddly, that’s how she is i think

landonorris: did you fall

alex_albon: wtf no

yourusername: liar! i have a video of it!

landonorris: SHAREEE

username: alex and his gf and his gf’s gf

username: lily is stronger than me bc if my friend was holding my bf’s face like that, we wouldn’t be friends anymore

lilymhe uploaded to their story!

[caption 1; happy birthday, pretty girl💗💗] [caption 2; too tired to walk in her heels😴 ( told her to not wear the ysl heels bc we were going to walk a long distance 🙄 )]

alex_albon uploaded to their story!

[caption 1; happy birthday, sweet girl🌸] [caption 2; my girls post 2 bottles of wine]

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yourusername: f1 driver bf x golf player gf = the ultimate wag ¿

tagged; lilymhe, alex_albon

alex_albon: the ultimate final boss wag

lilymhe: I CAN TAKE HER I CALL DIBS FIRST

alex_albon: lily wait THATS NOT EVEN FAIR??

yourusername: lils called dibs sorry 😕

alex_albon: love you, sweet girl❤️

yourusername: love you, my best boy💗👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

lilymhe:wow we are all so hot liked by yourusername!

username: so true

lilymhe: my pretty girl!! love u💓

yourusername: love u lils😣💗

username: OHMYOGSIDJ

username: my parents

username: goodness gracious

username: whatta sexy couple

username: alex winning at life w 2 pretty girls by his side

yourusername: u hear that albono?? alex_albon means stop being mean

alex_albon: you only call me mean because i try to limit your coffee intake 🙄🙄

lilymhe: BOOO

logansargeant: ur bf was mean to me today btw☹️☹️☹️

yourusername: i’ll protect u from alex_albon 🤺

alex_albon: u americans are snitches😕

username: i’d do anything to join this throuple

username: this is so weird

username: womp womp , they’re happy so who cares liked by yourusername, alex_albon, lilymhe!

username: i didn’t expect this at all

username: bye i thought alex and lily were monogamous this whole ass time

username: im literally like 😦😦😦 bc since when were lily and alex poly???😩

username: OOMF ON TWITTER WAS RIGHT?

[nobodylikety]

I know that you currently making hybrid! Newjeans and i love it. But ngl i kinda wanna see hybrid! IVE, like i really need hybrid! puppy yujin so bad. I know she's gonna be so cute 🥹🫳🐶

Puppy Hybrid! Yujin 🐾

Hi! I hope you're doing fine <3

Yeah, Iately I've been thinking about expand this Hybrid!AU and now that you mention it, I really want to make hybrid! IVE ~!

soooo let's begin with puppy yujin, since she is the goodest girl 🩷 I hope you like it! ^_^

tags: puppy hybrid! Yujin x gn!reader, fluff, hybrid AU.

Puppy hybrid!Yujin absolutely HATES bath time , she always demands a warm towel and serious snuggles after it. 🫧

Puppy hybrid!Yujin probably has an emotional support blankie! The reason? It has your scent, and when you're away from her and she misses you so much (to the point of whining and howling for you), she likes to curl up on top of it to feel a little closer to you. At least, until you return to her side to fill her with attention and tummy rubs, as she deserves <3

Puppy hybrid!Yujin subconsciously gives everyone puppy eyes. She can’t help it, it’s just how she looks up at people! she's literally this: 🥺

Puppy hybrid!Yujin is, contrary to what people would think, very calm. She's the kind of puppy that tends to lie down somewhere and when she sees you arrive, instead of running up and probably knocking you down, stays in her place while excitedly wagging her tail and smiling at you!

Puppy hybrid!Yujin is a certified good girl ™ She's a very observant pup, particularly about the emotions of others (and especially yours, since you're her owner), so she can tell when you need space or a hug. She only wants the best for you!

🩷 ، ﾟฅ ｡ [ Good puppygirl cuddle ]

You are working exhaustively trying to finish the report that your boss (whom, by the way, you hate with all you might) asked you. You've been like this for hours, staring at the monitor screen, while your fingers slide from one side of the keyboard to the other, excessively quickly. You are extremely concentrated, keeping in mind the idea of being able to finish that ridiculous report once and for all, even though you feel a stinging pain on the side of your head and your eyes are burning, due to the continuous and non-stop exposure to the screen.

You're so stressed, and so tired.

You could practically cry in frustration, because there seems to be no end to the damn report.

And Yujin realizes this. She feels your anguish, your tiredness, your frustration. She has always been very observant, especially when it comes to you. You are her owner, and she loves you.

So while you continue to type frantically, while leaning towards the screen more than is safe for your eyesight, Yujin gets up from the dog bed in which she is comfortably lying and walks towards you.

“Ngh” Yujin whines, demanding your attention. That familiar sound is enough to break your bubble of concentration. You stop your writing in your tracks, staying in the middle of a word, to move your chair and get comfortable. This action causes a pull in your back, indicating that you have been hunched over for too long.

"What's wrong, puppy?" You ask, looking at Yujin. Her lips are puffed up in an adorable pout, and her eyes give you a pleading look, one you know quite well. Puppy eyes.

"You don't look well. Yujinnie worries, owner"

You must look really haggard if Yujin points it out. You rub your hand over your face, yawning.

"Mhm, yes, angel. I haven't been feeling very well, it's work," You explain to Yujin. There's no point in hiding it from her, she's very smart and observant.

"Need a hug, owner?" Yujin's tail calmly begins to wag from side to side, with hidden expectation.

"Yeah, pup, please"

Within seconds, a pair of gentle arms surround you. Yujin snuggles deep into the hug, burying her face between your neck and shoulder, inhaling your scent. Being this close to Yujin makes you realize that these are the feelings you need now: peace, satisfaction, love. She is happy now. You are happy.

You no longer has the desire to continue working, nor do you have it in mind to continue with the report soon, since now all your thoughts are occupied by Yujin.

"Such a good girl..." You praise her, scratching her behind the ears. A hug from Yujin is capable of undoing all the discomfort of the day.

Puppy hybrid!Yujin has chew and nibble as love language, she often flops on you and randomly chews your fingers, clothes or your stuff just to make her love for you completely and absolutely clear!

+ This. Pup. CHEWS. EVERYTHING. Loves you? chews. Wants to play? chews. While she falls asleep? chews.

Puppy hybrid!Yujin breaks her toys more often than she would like :( but not on purpouse! she just has a strong grip 🥺

Puppy hybrid!Yujin gets REALLY scared with storms or loud noises </3 she will pout, get teary-eyed, crawl into your lap and whine, begging for the good ol' cuddles she needs so much to calm down 🫂

[meelkiewee]

EXQUISITE CORPSE SHENANIGANS

Hello!

The other night me and my friends @hoodyknight and @mellowmango were playing Gartic Phone and I wanted to share the characters that came out! We specifically played "Exquisite Corpse". For those who are not familar with it: each person makes one part of the body, having only a tiny hint of what was previously made.

We were very surprised, to say the least, when we put together many actually interesting ones.

Since it's fun to rate things, I'll do a personal chart starting from worst to best. For each one I will say the drawing order, my rating and a personal thought.

Drawing Order (DO) : Michael-Gabriele-Sole

rate: 4/10

We had a nice start with the girlypop bull but even tho I like that and the arm tattoos very much I think I did a mid job with the legs. Overall It's not even colored so meh.

DO: Gabriele-Michael-Sole

rate: 4/10

The face is interesting and the shirt is kinda cute, then i ruined everything with that nonsense foot and the colored background. Tbh the background wasn't really my fault but a bug sob...

DO: Michael-Gabriele-Sole

rate: 5/10

Nice palette, nice face. The rest: I probably see something like this running after me in my nightmares, luckily I never remember anything when I wake up.

DO: Gabriele-Sole-Michael

rate: 5/10

Head and torso look good together but I think we achieved the AI vibe with this one soooo.....

DO: Sole-Gabriele-Michael

rate: 6/10

I didn't put much effort in the monster heads but I didn't really expect my friend to draw yet another head below so that's funny. What's even more funny is if you know where the three animal heads come from, you'll probably understand why the cutlery is so unexpectedly fitting lol. Rat feet are cute.

DO: Sole-Michael-Gabriele

rate: 6/10

My most failed attempt at drawing Husk by heart, I should never do that again. Tho this is the first drawing that tells a story uwu and shouts trans rights even for the fellow femboys out there <3 feat a very disrespectful ant checking what's under the skirt for good measure. Little accident happened with the colors so meh.

DO: Gabriele-Michael-Sole

rate: 6/10

Those are the most realistic eyes ever, they spook me asf I feel like it's staring in my soul ;; I am also not a big fan of the fact that the drawing goes out of the canvas. Funny points for the mom tattoo and the implications of cannibalism though.

DO: Gabriele-Sole-Michael

rate: 6/10

Body and legs(?) are kinda meh and it's totally my fault for messing it up on purpose but I wanted to experiment a bit. I'm sorry to my friend who was responsible for the marvellous face :'c Points for the bad-boi jacket.

rate: 6/10

DO: Michael-Sole-Gabriele

This turned out kind of intimidating in a funny way and has some bitchy vibes.

DO: Gabriele-Sole-Michael

rate: 6/10

I liked how my friend used the space for the heads and they came out nice as well.

DO: Sole-Michael-Gabriele

rate: 6/10

What the hell is this. And she's a dragon too now. She's clearly typing the news in the chat with the ToudensSibs and receiving some compliments about it. Look at that blushieblush and the tail wag. She's def getting attentions.

DO: Gabriele-Michael-Sole

rate: 6/10

This looks like everyone's typical first OC back in middle school, that one OC you pray no one will ever remember again. Love this vibe for it.

DO: Michael-Sole-Gabriele

rate: 7/10

Don't get me rong this tiger is magnifique, the head belongs to a character Michael's has been working on lately. It just doesn't get extra point cause we all figured out where the drawing was going while we were completing it so yeah it came out really good to no-one's surprise.

DO: Michael-Gabriele-Sole

rate: 7/10

Came out nicely but nothing really catches my attention.

DO: Sole-Gabriele-Michael

rate: 8/10

It looks soooo polite, so well behaved, so into art and crafts, so passionate about country tip-tap. It's just the kinda guy I wanna date frfr AND GIIIIRLLLL THAT MUSTACHE SLAYSSS! Look at the details too! we have a butterfly bowtie and not one but two pair of shiny boots. I mean c'mon ladies, get in line!

DO: Michael-Sole-Gabriele

rate: 9/10

This is our water best boi, it's marvellous cause it's yellow and collecting shoes it's his hobby! We still don't know what method he uses to acquire these many spare shoes but we felt shy asking such a personal question.

DO: Sole-Michael-Gabriele

rate: 9/10

Miss Marbles! Yall can tell she's quite the refined lady, she occasionally gets really grumpy but I forgive her, after all who doesn't get upset hearing a mechanical racket following you all day while you do your office job? Guys let's all have some patience.

DO: Sole-Gabriele-Michael

rate: 10/10

I don't know if my friends agree with my chart up until now, but I'm sure they agree this one is absolutely the best one out of all of them. We are actually discussing turning this into a proper poster cause the perfection left us all speechless. Well not really speechless, we actually proceeded to compliment this drawing for a good half an hour lol. We are still unsure how to call this beautiful creature but if you read untill here and are invested, you can totally suggest names for it!

Have a nice day/night everyone!

[plushmews]

imagine turning a werewolf into a soft squishy plushy like awwww you wanna maul me so bad but all you can do is bap me with those cute lil paws :3 was that a squeak? omg are you trying to growl? soooo cute. and dont think i don't see your tail wagging <3

[preciouspiastri]

IM STARING SOOOO INTENTLY AT canon(ish?), logan loves benny and later sarah but feels like a homewrecker

ok this one i can already tell is going to be my legit baby so here's a few pieces of it so far <33 i'll probably decide later on down the road if benny comes back after he leaves or not but idk yet! i might make him and sarah logan's wags and let elias keep his job lol

��But this is our dream?” (Logan) “No, Logan, this is your dream. I want to be a father. I want to be a family with Sarah.” (Benny) Logan reels back like he's been smacked. “Oh. I get it. I'm not a part of this like I thought I was then.” (Logan) “Logan, I didn't mean it like that. You have to know I didn't mean it like that!” (Benny) “I thought this would be better, but it’s not.” (Benny) “We tried, right?” Logan curls in on himself, feels impossibly small. Just wants Benny to say this ever meant something, anything to him like it did Logan. “We did try.” (Benny) “I know we were waiting to see if it would get better once we made it to F1, but it’s just not getting better. I think we both have to admit that.” (Benny)

“This is hard, but I think you were right. You should go be a dad to Kobe and Nala, spend time with Sarah.” “I won’t stop you, but are you sure Logan?” Logan nods. “Yeah, I can’t keep taking you away from your family. It’s not fair.” “You’re my family too, Logan. Whatever happens, I need you to remember that, yeah?” Logan nods to appease Benny, but he knows that Benny’s just saying that to make this easier, to make Logan feel better about essentially firing his trainer. Knows that eventually communication will peter out to obligatory texts and that Logan has to find a way to cope with that and move on. He can’t keep doing this to Benny or Sarah. He can’t destroy their actual family.

Logan’s phone lights up with the name ‘Sarah ❤️’ and the picture that the three of them took on the beach in Miami in 2023. Logan has a feeling as to why she’s calling, but can’t let it go unanswered. He couldn’t do that to Sarah, so he takes a deep breath and unlocks his phone. “Hello?” “Hi, love.” “Hi, Sarah,” Logan says. “You want to tell me what’s going on?” She asks gently. And something inside Logan breaks. Suddenly he’s sobbing down the phone with shuddering gasps racking his body, unable to catch his breath. “Hey, hey. You’re fine, babes. I need you to breathe for me.” He’s fucking trying, but his body just won’t cooperate. Sarah can hear him struggling, and it breaks her heart. “Do you need me to do anything?” Sarah asks. “No,” Logan chokes out. “Will you just talk? About anything, I don’t care.”

fuck it i'll include the playlist for this one too, it's more infidelity/guilt vibes but there are a few repeats

you signed up for this (maisie peters)

the blue (gracie abrams)

is there something in the movies (samia)

i know it won’t work (gracie abrams)

aeroplane (greer)

the other woman (lana del rey)

triptych (samia)

picture you (chappell roan)

coffee (chappell roan)

why did you marry (nataly dawn)

i don’t sleep well (hello saferide)

i do (reneé rapp)

high infidelity (taylor swift)

right where you left me (taylor swift)

go home (lucius)

don’t tell my mom (reneé rapp)

the kids don’t wanna come home (declan mckenna)

the one that got away (katy perry)

as long as we’re together (the lemon twigs)

why didn’t you say that? (the lemon twigs)

pool (samia)

to me it was (samia)

orange show speedway (lizzy mcalpine)

reckless driving (lizzy mcalpine)

called you again (lizzy mcalpine)

just dumb enough to try (father john misty)

nobody sees me like you do (japanese breakfast's version)

everybody does (julien baker)

your father (the front bottoms)

when u love somebody (fruit bats)

tornado warnings (sabrina carpenter)

things i wish you said (sabrina carpenter)

talking to strangers (maisie peters)

tough act (maisie peters)

bad decisions (bastille)

good lesson (bastille)

make me cry (noah cyrus)

fell in love without you (motion city soundtrack)

rewind (goldspot)

where’s my love (SYML)

meant to stay hid (SYML)

bottom of the ocean (miley cyrus)

not like the movies (katy perry)

grow as we go (ben platt)

same boat (lizzy mcalpine)

illicit affairs (taylor swift)

if you leave (orchestral manoeuvres in the dark)

also probably half of lizzy mcalpine's new album will end up on this list as well because that entire album is about logan and benny

[theyluvkarolina]

౨ৎ IN THE PITS ౨ৎ

masterlist / rules / requests & talks with me!

SUMMARY౨ৎ Secrets are amazing between two people. But people can’t help but wonder who that girl is with Lance, and why she randomly shows up every so often. Well, maybe it’s time for this secret is to be shared.

PAIRING ౨ৎ Lance Stroll x Military!Reader

WARNINGS ౨ৎ mentions of the military, online hate (Hate and Lance are a package deal) but nothing serious. Also, the time frame is 2023 but photos may not be accurate!

A/N ౨ৎ i have little to no knowledge of the military so i tried my best! I decided to make Y/N one of the 1,200 Canadian troops deployed to Latvia. Lots and lots of love to you all 🩷 I did some research and found mixed responses about text messaging while in the military but for the sake of the fic, we will make it able to text friends, family and be on socials! Not my longest fic, but definitely one of my favorites.

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lance_stroll not a bad race day! glad to have some support despite the time difference 😊

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username1 THERE SHE IS AGAIN

username2 lancey strolly has a secret… and it’s not about him being on top

→ username3 being on top?? 😏 → username2 enough.

username4 no bc the way she comes on his socials and then just leaves again??

→ username5 maybe they are a on and off couple 🤷 → username6 no bc it’s soooo fishy?? → username7 i wouldn’t be surprised if she’s using lance for his money like all the other wags are → username8 or… or just maybe… she has a job and her life doesn’t revolve around her boyfriend 😱 😱 → username9 @ username7 bold of you to assume that they go after money as if the drivers don’t go after looks 💀

username10 does literally ANYONE know who in the world this girl is?? she’s been with lance since he started but then he posts her like a couple times a year and we never seen her in the paddock

→ username11 managed to find a old photo lance and some girl when lance first joined williams and lance had he tagged! apparently, her name is Y/N L/N but because he account is private, we don’t know much else about this maybe being the same girl. → username12 im sorry you are just sound STALKERISH. if i was his gf like y/n rn, i wouldn’t wanna show my accounts or who i am either.

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lance_stroll the real prize of montreal this year 🏆 My girlfriend definitely gave me the support i needed this weekend after our time spent apart. For everyone wondering, this is my amazing girlfriend Y/N who does the unthinkable. The reason why you barely see us together is because Y/N works as a engineer in the military. I always miss her, but her support means the world to me (whether it be online calls or seeing her for such a short amount of time 😅) and I wouldn’t be where I am today if it wasn’t for her support and belief in me since we were kids. Love you, and i cannot wait for the big day 🩷

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username13 OKAY LANCE “HARD LAUNCH” STROLL

username14 SHES A MILITARY GIRL

→ username15 no bc a being in the military and being a engineer is so badass?? → y/n_l/n stop im blushing so hard rn 🥹🥹

username16 i love how everyone is ignoring that lance just announced they are getting married in such a subtle way.

fernandoalo_official such a nice couple 😊 can’t wait for the wedding!

→ username17 WEDDING??? → username18 WTF DO YOU MEAN WEDDING??

landonorris ✔︎ FERNANDO KNOWS BUT THE REST OF US DON’T???

→ estebanocon ✔︎ we feel betrayed over here 😞 → mickshumacher ✔︎ very hurt. → lance_stroll ✔︎ whoops..? → landonorris ✔︎ DONT YOU “whoops” US YOUNG MAN??? → lance_stroll ✔︎ i’m literally a year older than you??? → landonorris ✔︎ you get what i mean.

y/n_l/n AHHHHH LANCEY STROLLEY :((

→ username19 LANCEY STROLLEY WILL MAKE HIS WAY ON TOP!!

y/n_l/n sir lancelot 💔 🥹

y/n_l/n i’m so happy rn you don’t get it 🩷 it sucks how different our lives are because of our jobs but i’m so glad i have you 🫶

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→ lance_stroll ✔︎ right back at you 🫶 → username20 what if i started crying rn.

username21 THE GF REVEAL!!!

→ lance_stroll ✔︎ *fiance now :)

username22 she served. literally.

username23 the way her being on and off rn makes so much more sense…

username24 okay… they are pretty cute..

𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓: “Hi girl. This just randomly popped in my head so I’ve decided to ask if you can write it since I love your works.Lance x military fiance, no one knows their together expect his father and he just randomly soft launches every now and again when she’s home and it always catches people off guard. Anyways she’s been gone for like a year or two and she’s finally getting to come home for a while so she decided to surprise him at his home race and a video gets leaked or sm and then he hard launches. This could be a mix of smau and real life if you want. Thanks. I can't wait to read the charles x ballerina fic your writing. Your fics never disappoint 🫶” - Anon

[goldsainz]

❝ THE FIRST OF MANY ❞

SERIES MASTERLIST!

MASTERLIST!

pairing . . . carlos sainz x reader

◦∘｡ﾟ. summary . . . it’s your first valentine’s day together.

◦∘｡ﾟ. note . . . this is the first fic of the year omg… took me a month (or more) but it’s finally here. first instalment of my valentine’s series!!! this is very exciting because i haven’t done one everrrr so i’m looking forward to completing this. also, i’ll be doing a fic per day for two weeks so pls pray for me 🙏 (i’m not sure why the quality of the pics is so bad but i’ll try to fix it for the next fic)

yourinstagram updated their instagram story!

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carlossainz55 Love would mean nothing if you weren’t by my side. I will be forever grateful to the universe for putting you in my path and letting me fall in love with you.

Valentine’s Day is just another excuse to show off my adoration for you, one that I take gladly.

I loved you yesterday, I love you today, and I’ll love you forever.

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yourusername i’m crying omg

yourusername TE AMO TE AMOOOOO

⤷ carlossainz55 Yo te amo más

⤷ yourusername imposible.

⤷ carlossainz55 No.

⤷ yourusername bueno. nos amamos por igual.

carlosfan1 i am speechless

carlosfan2 NEED THIS KIND OF LOVE IN MY LIFE

carlosfan3 god when is it my turn😭

ynfan1 couple of the decade!!!!!!!!

carlosfan4 they’re so cuteeeeee

ynfan2 if my bf isn’t like this i don’t want it

ynfan3 best f1 couple

⤷ carlosfan5 best f1 wag too

⤷ ynfan3 SO TRUE BESTIE

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yourusername this will be a carlos sainz appreciation post so please stay with me. this man has forever changed my life, has forever changed me. he is the most compassionate, most caring, most handsome man in the world. no words are enough to express how i feel about him, but if there’s something i can say is that he is the love of my life.

te amo muchísimo, carlitos 🤍

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carlossainz55 Mi amor ❤️

⤷ yourusername solo tuya

ynfan21 THEY MAKE ME FEEL SOOOO SINGLE

ynfan22 who allowed them to be this cute

carlosfan21 the IT couple fr

ynfan23 idk if i wanna be y/n or carlos

⤷ carlosfan22 i wanna be WITH them

ynfan24 mama y papa

ynfan25 they’re such couple goals

lilymhe so it’s like this.

⤷ francisca.cgomes i feel so betrayed.

⤷ yourusername I CAN EXPLAIN

⤷ carmenmmundt don’t even bother.

⤷ carlossainz55 …what is going on?

⤷ pierregasly You don’t want to know. Trust me.

yourusername updated their instagram story!

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yourusername best valentine’s day with the best valentine

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carlossainz55 You’re the most beautiful valentine ever

⤷ yourusername 🥹🤍

ynfan31 THAT DRESS IS GORGEOUS

carlosfan31 it’s giving ✨rich parents✨

carlosfan32 oh to be her

carlosfan33 she’s my fav wag

ynfan32 this makes me want to be in love

carlosfan34 no other couple is doing it like them

⤷ ynfan33 and no one ever will

carlosfan35 can carlos fight?????

ynfan34 she makes me question things fr

ynfan35 do they have room for a third person in the relationship

translations:

— te amo : i love you — te amo más : i love you more — imposible : impossible — bueno. nos amamos por igual. : alright. we love each other equally. — te amo muchísimo : i love you so much — mi amor : my love

-ˋˏ *.· taglist . . . @lorarri @lpab @noncannonships @lunnnix @elliegrey2803 @saintiastri @saintslewis @leoramage @toomuchdelusion @anthonykatebridgerton @enhacolor @gulabjamoon @toomuchdelusion @burberryfilms @ravisinghs-wife @nouvellevqgue @hobiismyhopeu @starlightpierre @lecsainz @kkeelss @namgification @darleneslane @avengersheart @onecojg @minkyungseokie @blue1amory

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[lxclerc]

Instagram AU with George Russell where you announce your relationship to the public

pairing: george russell x reader rated: fluff

INSTAGRAM AU

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yourusername he likes fast cars and i like him. win win

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user1 i feel like i'm being edged every time she post a photo of them together

user2 carlos sainz?

user3 bro carlos is not that pale

user4 not to mention that carlos is very much in a relationship and is literally her friend 😭

user5 you want to tell us who he is soooo bad

isahernaez that doesn't seem very safe

yourusername shush

isahernaez 🙄🙄

lewishamilton ❤️❤️

yourusername ❤️❤️

user6 is iT LEWIS?

user7 does that look like fucking lewis to you?

georgerussell63 where are you going?

yourusername i don't know. wanna come?

user8 it's george. i'm fucking calling it. it has to be george

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georgerussell63 summer break well spent

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danielricciardo russell george, you have been a busy bee

georgerussell63 😉😉

user1 y/n liked...

user2 it has to be y/n. it just HAS to be

lewishamilton ❤️

georgerussell63 ❤️

user3 lewis is like that supportive facebook aunt who comments on all of your posts

carlossainz55 oi there are children here

georgerussell63 🤣🤣

user4 george russell might just be the driest replier on earth

yourusername looks relaxing

georgerussell63 it really was

user5 theyre fucking with us

alex_albon georgeeeeeeeeeee

georgerussell63 albonoooo

user6 @yourusername we know it's you

yourusername 🤫🤫🤫

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yourusername more topless pic of my boyfriend to add to the growing collection

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georgerussell63 it's not that many

yourusername it's definitely that many

user1 is this the confirmation

user2 it's as good as we're going to get i think 😭

charles_leclerc where's that account that edits shirts when you need it? 🤣🤣

alex_albon i believe the account you're looking for is @georgerussellshirt 🤣🤣

georgerussell63 real funny 🖕🏻

user3 someone needs to take emojis away from these men

landonorris think of my virgin eyes, y/n

yourusername sorry i forgot you were still a minor

user4 i mean... it is a pretty great body ❤️ Liked by yourusername

user5 not the twitch quartet getting back together to bully george

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georgerussell63 morning views

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user1 topless boyfriend 🤝 bottomless girlfriend

user2 wish i was heather

isahernaez tell her to give my shirt back

yourusername no

landonorris what is it with you two posting half naked pictures of each other?

yourusername it's because we're pretty people and it needs to be shared ❤️ Liked by georgerussell63

landonorris 🙄🙄

user3 they're right, lando

user4 god i hate happy couples

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yourusername part time girlfriend, full time photographer (does this count as a relationship announcement?)

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mercedesamgf1 thank you for your service, y/n

yourusername where should i send in my resume?

user1 YES

user2 new wag in the house 🥳

danielricciardo everyone knew it was george

yourusername don't ruin my vibe

danielricciardo you need to announce relationships?

yourusername i wanted the clout

danielricciardo brb about to announce a relationship

lewishamilton all the best to the two of you, cheers! ❤️

yourusername thank you, uncle lewis ❤️

user3 finally a picture with his face on it 😭

isahernaez you're out of his league

georgerussell63 you introduced us?

yourusername i'm doing charity 🤫

georgerussell63 😧

yourusername just joking, i love you baby

user4 i mean...is isa wrong?

georgerussell63 my girl ❤️ ❤️ Liked by yourusername

[jade-parcels]

💕Gorou braintot is really kicking in tonight baby💕

Horny Gorou x female!reader

—💕-NOTSFW ahead…. Minors get outta here-💕—

Thinking about how he’d miss you while he’s off doing Manly General Things and how his tail will start wagging while he thinks about you. ‘Mmm… I wonder what’s for dinner tonight? I can’t wait to go home and cuddle, it’s been such a long day’ *wag wag wag* None of his men would dare say anything about it, they like seeing him happy.

He can’t wait to come home to his sweet, pretty wife!! He gets to wrap his arms around you from behind and bury his face in your hair. Throughout the day, he’ll secretly pull out a handkerchief with your scent on it and just give it a lil sniff. Its comforting!! he’s missed your scent so much!

When he’s home and he gets to hold you, he’s lost in the comfort of you as he subconsciously rubs up against you to make you smell like him, also wanting your scent to rub off on him too. You don’t get the whole scent thing but you go along with it since it makes him happy

After all, you’ve been out running errands and meeting up with friends, his scent has worn off throughout the day :( it makes him feel weird when you don’t smell like him :(

The subtle rubbing of his clothes against your clothes turns into his hands wandering over your stomach, up into your shirt…

He sighs and groans in response to your moans as he plays with your nipples, his sharp teeth nipping at your neck “Such a hard week” he’s practically whining, leaning over your shoulder to pout at you “Just- too much to do. Not enough time for us…”

“Aww, ‘m sorry baby” you murmur, taking the food off the stove so it won’t burn as Gorou tugs on you, eager to take you back to your shared bedroom. It’s kinda cute, he sleeps with your shirts over his pillows instead of pillowcases :) his pajamas consist of your clothes now and yours are his :’) but that’s besides the point. Poor Go is feeling hot and horny and can’t think of anything else now that the mood has hit him

He’s yanking his uncomfy uniform off, shaking his bangs from his face as he fumbles with the leather belts over his shoulders. You’re already out of your clothes, watching with an amused smile as your poor puppy paws at the straps, whining as his fingers don’t cooperate with what his brain wants. Of course you’ve gotta step in and help him <3 poor thing

When he finally gets that sweet skin on skin contact he’s just a mess, groaning and grinding and panting and groping. He’s shoving you down and rubbing his poor, leaking cock up against your thigh “M sorry…M sorry- can’t help it” his eyes are all big and glossy as he looks up at you, begging you to let him fuck you :( he needs it soooo bad :(

He’s almost crying when he pushes into you, he’s got the tightest grip on your thighs as he sloppily thrusts into you, moaning nonsense, totally losing his composure as he lets his primal urges take over. His sweaty hair is matted to his forehead, his tail twitching as your slick walls tighten up around him. He’s so sensitive, he’s cumming within the first ten seconds of being inside you, his mouth hanging open, drool dripping down his chin

He doesn’t stop though, he fucks you through his first orgasm, then second, then third. There’s absolutely nothing going on in that head of his, he can’t think of anything except you. Your sweaty, sweet scent is assaulting his nose and your sticky skin’s rubbing against him, he’s overstimulated but needs more all at once! He’s not done, even when his body is shaking and he literally can’t cum anymore

Only when the tiredness and satisfaction sets in, he stops. He takes it all in, the way you’re shaking from your many orgasms, the bite marks he’s left behind, the bruises he’s left on your hips, the cum on your thighs. He gives you a few apologetic kisses, hugging you close while keeping his dick inside you. After all, he just spent so much time and energy filling you up! Don’t wanna waste it “Thank you, honey, I really needed that… Dunno what came over me”

Gorou stays kneeling between your thighs, cock plugging you up while he rests his head on your tits <3 he smiles as you play with his hair, the two of you just chatting about your day. He’s so relaxed and so happy :’) his tail’s wagging so cutely you can’t help but smile too

[akutails]

so. can I request dazai having beef with your puppy? same as chuuya having beef with your cat? and it's not like the animals are mean, it's a totally one sided beef.

have a good day!!

CAT & DOG - dazai osamu and nakahara chuuya

✁your very mature boyfriend decides to create a lifelong rivalry with your fur friend. notes : this is SOOOO funny i got out of bed to do it so have fun! thanks for requesting &lt;3

┊❛ dazai osamu ❜┊

he really hates dogs. if you read the stuff irl dazai's wife wrote about him hating dogs, you would know that he would literally run to the opposite direction, climbing up a chair or a table because he had a gut feeling that a dog fight would start at the next block.

has the agency make a "no dog" policy for the dorms because he shudders at every bark and growl even if the dog is miles away. literally, any pet would be fine with him except for a dog.

why does he hate dogs so much? no one really knows, he just utterly despises them.

he loves you, and i swear by that with all my life, but it does not include and might never include your beloved dog.

the moment he realizes you have a dog at home (telling by the hairs on your cotton shirt and the light bite marks on your shoes), he drops to his knees and quite literally whines.

begs you on his knees to get rid of it, not wanting to see it when he comes over, but of course you don't, because what harm could a cute beagle dog do?

whenever you suggest he come over he screeches at the thought, urging you to just stay at his place instead of staying with that nasty dirty thing! (his words, not mine)

he does, eventually, meet his worst enemy and forever opponent for your love, and it doesn't go well.

"i told you, he won't bite. he's a bit cuddly and hyper, but that's it! you just have to let him get used to you," you say, sticking your keys into the door of your apartment. dazai lets out a fake barfing sound, wincing painfully as he starts to hear the excited barks of your dog.

"no, i wanna go home. let's head to my place, yeah? it's much better there, belladonna, i promise-"

your whining boyfriend was interrupted by small paws scratching from behind the door, you could practically hear his tail wagging from how excited he was.

you giggle, "he's already happy to meet you, osamu."

his face drops into a look of terror, opting to hide behind your body as you finally swing the door open, revealing a tiny beagle, spinning around in circles and letting out joyous yelps that you can't help but kneel down and cradle the puppy in your arms.

"beanie! it's so good to see you," the overhyped dog licks all over your face, making you laugh and carry him with you as you stand up and face your shitfaced boyfriend.

you extend your arms, revealing your dog in all his glory to dazai, "beanie, this is my boyfriend, dazai osamu. boyfriend, this is beanie."

"GET HIM AWAY FROM ME HE SMELLS BAD"

yeah. he's a bit overdramatic . he really really wants to kick your poor dog but he loves you (and he's scared of you) so he holds back

you can never leave him alone with your dog (as if he'll agree) because he will FIGHT WITH YOUR DOG . literally your dog would be sitting or laying down on the sofa and he'll push it off and lay his entire body where the dog was previously laying down

he'd eat the treats to spite it . enough said

when you're out of town or sick, he might begrudgingly agree to look after it, but he won't listen to ANYTHING you say and just ignore the dog

"have you fed beanie yet?" your buzzed voice echoes through dazai's phone, the sound of a crowded area ringing in the background.

"yes, i have," dazai sighs exasperatedly, "but it won't eat."

"what do you mean? do i need to go home?"

"i gave it an egg. why won't it eat?"

"you gave him an egg? i showed you where his food is, right? i already prepped it before i left!"

"it deserves an egg! it stole my spot on the sofa!"

he always manages to insult chuuya every time he insults your dog, like "you're so stinky, stupid and small. just like chuuya." or "ha! you fell for it. dumb like chuuya."

will play with your dogs toys, hides it, even breaks it? like damn what did the dog do to u

you will never be able to make him get along with your dog.

┊❛ nakahara chuuya ❜┊

he doesn't hate cats, unlike dazai, so when he finds out you have a cat he isn't necessarily losing his mind about it. he prefers dogs, yeah, but cats are fine to him.

his beef with your cat, however, is about getting your attention.

he loves spending time with you, since he has so little of it sometimes, so understand how frustrated he is when in his small space of time where he can actually be with you, he's being replaced by a cat.

he's being dramatic, though.

"excuse me," he tuts away the black cat resting on your chest, shooing her away from the bed and takes its place on you, burying his nose in the crook of your neck, "it's my turn."

you chuckle quietly, dragging your fingers through his hair, "didn't daisy just settle down?"

chuuya lets out a huff, "she's been hogging you all week, it's only right that i get my time with you."

"well you haven't been home, daisy's been keeping me company."

"yeah yeah, now it's my time. daisy can go fuck off."

he feeds your cat when you ask him to, but will never even attempt to clean the litter box . that's on you

like i said, he doesn't really beef much with your cat, he even plays with her sometimes when you're all hanging out, watching movies or making food in the kitchen. it feels domestic to him, even.

but he gets annoyed a bit because your cat scratches at EVERYTHING. to his sofas, closets, shoes ???? hats ?????? even the cat hair its EVERYWHERE. he gets irritated when he sees the small hairs flying away when he pulls out his coat from the closet.

"how the fuck did you hair even get here?" he tries to clean off the fur from his special coat, which was covered with plastic, that he reached for from the very back of the closet. your lovely cat, daisy, was sitting gracefully on the vanity table right beside the closet, licking her paws.

chuuya looks at your cat with absolute frustration but doesn't have the heart to do anything. he grabs the lint roller from the closet and points it threateningly at the cat, "one more thing like this and i'll shave you down, ya hear me??"

he thinks your cat looks adorable when she sleeps in one of his hats, though. just make sure she doesn't knock over his wine glasses and you'll live a happy life.

╰─▸ ❝ @[akutails]'s work is not open to reposts, plagiarism, and the likes. (09/07/22). taglist: @sips-tea-cutely, @njisano, @atsucafe.

[babymilkawa]

Sorry if this has already been rone but- could I get Bakugou, Todoroki, Denki and Izuku (separately) with a non-binary s/o who’s quirk is based off of a hyena? They have splotches of lighter skintone on them, freckles, laugh like a hyena, have sharp teeth and eyes like them? And a tail + ears? S/o is really chaotic, they live by the motto “I’ll try anything once,” and are overall very likable yet funky? Extra points if the boys see them in their hero outfit (which is something a little showey💕

-🧸

this is rly interesting anon!!

hyena quirk headcanons with:

bakugou katsuki, todoroki shoto, midoriya izuku, kaminari denki

gn!reader :)

bakugou katsuki

so at first he was definitely ticked off by how different u were

tbh u kinda reminded him of Mina with ur personality

But he thought ur appearance was very cool

later on in ur relationship, you’d always feel him tracing the shapes of the splotches on ur skin, or softly scratching the space behind ur ears

he thought u looked so badass with those teeth though

u were wild but you weren’t careless

your attacks were precise and carefully planned during practice and he definitely noticed

even before u guys started dating, bakugou had already known almost everything about you just by observing

he noticed how your ears perked up easily

whether it’s excitement or during training

he loved watching how your pupils would dilate and how completely focused you’d look when on the battle field but if you’re just chilling?

your whole body is relaxed

oh and his favorite, favorite part is that if he teases you about things and you deny it, your tail will give it away

like your first kiss for example

he pulled away and with the smuggest grin he said, “not bad, right?”

you had rolled your eyes and looked away, unaware that the tip of your tail was rapidly moving side to side

Usually he’ll point you out

but after that kiss, he was dazed himself, so caught up on the feeling of ur lips, he didn’t even bother telling u that ur tail was betraying its owner

and the first time he saw ur hero costume? oh my g a w d man had to look away

cos damn what r u looking so good for 

literally has to slap himself when no one’s watching so he can focus on the task

todoroki shoto

so your personality is very different than his

knowing this, you sometimes try to catch him off guard by like fake pouncing on him 

but he never flinches or anything

never does

he prolly already knows ur planning this on the other side of the room smh

todoroki generally doesn’t have a playful side to him but when he’s noticing that you’re being more jumpy than usual he’ll join you cuz why not

but ofc it’s awkward at first

he doesn’t know how to have fun fun

he doesn’t understand ur impulsive decisions which happens a lot

for example, if you’ve accidentally had one sip of caffeine at 6 in the evening, you’re wide awake at 2 am and preparing to rearrange the furniture in ur dorm

he’s right below you, luckily, so he’ll hear all the noise and show up to ur dorm like “why?”

and you’ve got the same answer each time, “why not?”

he figures that he won’t be able to go back to sleep anyways so he helps you move the furniture

one thing that’s great is that he can instantly read your emotion or energy level from your tail

like if you’ve still got to move your night stand, but your tail is starting to droop, he’ll just drag you to bed

he’s tired too and he loves your cuddles even if ur ears tickle his chin a little excuse to be little spoon? I think yes

midoriya Izuku

your energy s c a r e s him sometimes

being ur partner during training will literally keep him fully alert, for you

but you’re a great partner, you can just be a little reckless sometimes

he soon learns that even if you dive right into the action, you don’t act without thinking

before you guys are even together, he’s already got your whole quirk analysis down in his notebook 

he’ll ask you questions about whether your tail gets in the way or whether your ears help during training and all

sometimes if you guys are just chilling, you’ll catch him staring at you

one day you ask him and he just goes like “no you just look really cool. I hope I'm not being weird though! I don’t mean to!”

“you’re my bf you can stare at me all you want Izuku”

one time, you were sitting down with your friends playing a card game and he was walking by behind you

but suddenly your tail just unconsciously swept the floor and he stepped on it, making you cry out in pain

he felt soooo bad

oml

doesn’t know how to help make it better so he just keeps on apologizing

if it was anybody else, you would’ve pounced on them but he looks genuinely guilty

so lets not make it worse :)

at first, seeing you smile would give him mixed emotions

like you’d go up to his face and flash your teeth and he’d start sweating buckets

you looked adorable don’t get me wrong

but you also looked a little...menacing

kinda like himiko

after a while he got used to it, knowing that you were a really kind person at heart

but since you can be a little wild and you like to have fun, you'll just graze his shoulder or neck with your skin to feel him shiver

you won’t put any pressure that’ll draw blood but it’s fun to hear him whimper 👀

the first time he saw ur hero costume, he start stuttering random nonsense lmAo

“y-y-y/n, wow, uhhh” sweat sweat sweat

yea he’s prolly not gonna get used to that hahHha

kaminari denki

this boy matches your energy

your always paired up with him during training cos you guys make the best team

like you’re there to keep him from making irrational decisions but you also ignite the fire and make sure the two of you make the most out of the time

even if you guys fail the mission sometime, you always come out laughing and developing new inside jokes

sometimes if you’re laughing, he’ll just turn to look at you with the biggest smile

and admires your tail wagging like a little pup and your teeth glistening under the ceiling lights

he is all up for your impulsive decision making

your #1 supporter

“oh? you wanna have fireworks in the field? me too! let’s go!”

pulls out 20 packs from under his bed

you two hold the best parties ever

and sometimes Iida gets on ur nerves but denki’s there to politely ask him to not be a party pooper and that the door is wide open 👀🚪

y’all get in trouble with Aizawa all the time 

like by now, he’s sick of y'all LMAOOO

someone told him that there’s a hole in the vending machine?

“y/n, Kaminari, come here”

but they weren’t even snitching on you two but it’s sooo obvious who did it hahaha

a lot of running around in the hallways and chasing each other

your so much faster than he is but he loves hearing your laugh echo the place

he clings on to you a lot cos ur soft

he’s usually the little spoon change my mind no u can't but when ur exhausted and all out of energy, he’s there to scratch your back or behind your ears, loving the way your tail wags in your sleep

you guys growl at each other

like playfully but it happens a lot

Midoriya walked in one time and lowk thought a fight was about to break down, tryna separate the two of you

you have an actual growl and a fake cute one, guess which one he likes ;))

a/n: aaah this was so fun to write!! thank you for requesting <33

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[trashytummiez]

A Stuffed Cinnamon Bun

This was inspired by @yummyinmytwistedtummy after their scenario posts.  Kalim’s too cute for words so I had to write something for the precious angel. <3

Yuu loved watching Kalim eat.  He was always so joyous when it came to food.  The young nobleman was already the most cheerful and friendly student in all of Night Raven but when it came to really good food he was an extra kind of adorable.  While other students just stuffed their faces Kalim was always smiling this bright impossibly cute smile whenever downing good food.  

But just like most of the other students, Kalim had an appetite.  And when he ate he didn’t mess around.  In fact, by the time Kalim was finished with the sizable meal Yuu had ordered for lunch today, Kalim’s usually flat stomach was bulging out to the point that shirt and vest barely concealed his middle.

“Ahhh, that was so yummy!” Kalim sighed merrily while he flopped onto the couch and patted his bulging belly with both hands.  

“You don’t say,” Yuu teased when she sat down next to Kalim.

She lifted Kalim’s shirt up and exposed his tan-skinned bare stomach, round and soft as it pushed the waist of his baggy Scarabia uniform trousers down.  

Yuu very gently rested her palm against Kalim’s exposed tummy and caressed it.  Kalim sighed in such a way where if he had a tail Yuu was convinced it would be wagging like crazy right about now.  She giggled in amusement and began to rub Kalim’s belly in wide circles.  Yuu leaned against Kalim while her right hand rubbed up and down his bulging tummy.

“Haaaaah, that feels soooo nice,” Kalim cooed gently and happily.  “You’re too nice to me.”

“Pot meet Kettle,” Yuu teased while she gingerly stroked Kalim’s glutted stomach.

Kalim tilted his head.  “Who are they?  Are they from Savanaclaw?”

Yuu rolled her eyes.  Kalim was a sweetheart but that didn’t necessarily make him a genius.  Not that it mattered to Yuu.  Even if he was a dope, he was her dope.  

She eventually rested her head against Kalim’s stomach, nuzzling the side of her face to his warm and soft bloated flesh.  With her pressed directly against Kalim’s belly Yuu could hear his stomach working vigorously to digest such a large lunch.  

“Wow.  Your stomach’s noisier than usual today.”

Kalim giggled and shrugged.  “Well you did feed me a way bigger lunch thna usual!  Of course my tummy is gonna be all noisy’n-unf-bubbly...” Kalim’s giggling was interrupted when a low burble made him wince and hold a fist to his mouth for a second.  

Then Kalim expelled a loud burp that could’ve easily been heard from outside of his dorm room.

BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHPP!!!!!

Kalim covered his mouth and giggled anew.  “Whoops!  Haha~ s’cuse me!” Kalim apologized with that giddy smile on his face.

Yuu’s cheeks went red.  Kalim may have been a lot nicer and kindhearted than most students here but that didn’t immediately translate to having better manners than they did.  Not that Yuu was complaining about that.  Far from it.  In fact because her head was still rested against Kalim’s belly she could feel it rattle a little when he burped.

“You’re excused,” Yuu insisted and patted Kalim’s belly a few times which made the Scarabia dorm head hiccup cutely.  “Got anymore you need to get out?”

“Oh I can totally burp again!” Kalim said with a confident grin. “Wanna see?”

He truly made it way too easy for Yuu sometimes.  She legitimately almost felt bad about how little effort she had to put in to get Kalim teasing her kinks.  But that guilt was short lived.

Especially when Kalim put a hand on his chest and released another large burp.  Only he didn’t look satisfied by that one.  “Awww, that was so weak!” Kalim pouted.  

He gulped down even more air to burp up but when it came out, it sounded choppy and ended with a softer tiny after-burp.

Bwaurh-AaOOOOooorp!!!  Urp!

It was still pretty good and made Yuu’s cheeks grow red as a Heartslabyul Rose.  But it didn’t bring Kalim any relief.

Again he pouted and poked his tummy in an annoyed sort of way.

“Sorry, my tummy is being fussy for some stupid reason.”

Yuu shook her head and smiled in amusement.  He truly was too cute for words sometimes.  So she decided to help out.  Yuu held Kalim’s belly in her hands and pressed down into it.  There was a loud gurgling that erupted from his stomach that caused Kalim to lurch for a second until a massive belch exploded out of him like a bomb.

BWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRHHP!!!!!!!!!!

It was such a forceful eruption that Yuu felt Kalim’s belly practically jostle around from its release under her hands.  A little drool trickled down Kalim’s chin with that beastly Savanclaw-esque roar.

He slouched back against the couch which made his tummy stick out more while he caught his breath.  “Wow...haaaaaah...phew...that had to be a record...!” Kalim exclaimed between his labored breaths.  He wiped his mouth and chin clean and gently patted his belly.

Yuu was shaken in more ways than one.  Her face was completely pink.  She felt like there was steam coming out of her ears.

Kalim lazily looked at her and tilted his head in confusion.  “Say, Yuu.  Did’ja ever notice how your face gets all blushy whenever I burp or when my tummy gets all stuffed like this?”

Yuu froze in place when Kalim said that.  She grew nervous but Kalim quickly dispelled her concerns with his next remark.

“Does my face get all red too when I eat too much?  Or is that just you?”

She gave him a look.  But couldn’t suppress a smile at how cute and criminally innocent he was.  So Yuu leaned over and kissed Kalim on the cheek.

The young nobleman made a mousy squeaking noise and suddenly his face was even redder than Yuu’s.

“What am I gonna do with you, Kalim...”

[theodorevg923]

sorry to fred in advance! time to gt spiceeeey~

soooo bonnie about those heat cycles and ruts… every single weres gottem right? does that mean weres can just screw each other to make moar weres or is every were a turned human?

also any of ya know some quirky things someone else does during ruts that ya wanna share? ;)

Bonnie: Fred's just embarrassed about it. The were gene isn't passed on through birth, just through our saliva. Foxy's twin pups are prime example, Stellamaris and Caspian were born human, by Raspberry, one of his own twin humans. As for rut seasons, it's the only time we can bite a human and not turn them into a were. Which is quite useful as some were species have a strong desire to bite their partner during sex, like my clover.

Theo: Hey!

Bonnie: Our sex drive is also increased as it's the only time we can get a human or were pregnant. And when our rut season is depends on the species, for me it's between march and june. For clover it's twice a year about-

Theo: I'd slap your mouth if I could reach it, no more 'bout me.

Bonnie: Says the one what turns into a whining mess if I don't dick you down every night.

Theo: I ain't that bad! Ya go for hours on end during ya rut, I barely get any sleep!

Bonnie: I know exactly how much you enjoy it, sweet clover.

Theo: meanie

Bonnie: I heard that. As for interesting facts; some weres have nesting or denning habits during their rut, like Fred. We usually don't see John for days or a week at a time in May to early July.

Theo: Same with Spike during May and June, only time Mont can get the lowdown on his lover.

Freddy: ...

Theo: Sorry Fred, Bon tied ya up. I ain't risking getting grounded to release ya.

Bonnie: I'll release you when were done talking so sit and be patient, I know you're eager to get back to your den.

Theo: I have come to learn why you chose to have your burrow so far from the others with my own enhanced hearing. Never going past the daycare at night again, not what I wanted to hear.

Bonnie: Are you jealous your sister ended up with Sun and Moon?

Theo: No. I wanted to burn my ears off from hearing them and her talking about it after.

Bonnie: You're jealous.

Theo: No I'm not at all. Anyway! During rut seasons, the plex can get extra quirky. But it's who we have become and I wouldn't change that for anything.

Bonnie: Except the attractions aren't soundproof like all our bedrooms are, but I'm usually to busy hearing clover's whimpers to catch any of it at night.

Theo: meanie.

Bonnie: Your tail's wagging at just the mention of being my submissive clover.

Theo: Alright, think it's time to let Fred go before we give him a heart attack. Even Blobby is starting to get irritated from bothering it so much.

Freddy: ...!

Bonnie: That creature has such a strange attraction to you.

Theo: Me being down here is the only thing keeping us alive. And I'll bring ya down some pizzas tomorrow as a special treat for ya Blobby, for being such a good bear and not eating us!

Freddy: ...!!!

Bonnie: Fine, I'll let you go.

Theo: Night Blobby!