#i wam sooo fucked up.

[buggybuggs]

drunk and listening to edgy songs is the best thing to do.

[moinsbienquekaworu]

@ivory-coronet I've kept playing TotK and oh my god do you want to hear literally every thought out of my head on the topic?

BEWARE OF TOTK SPOILERS ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE

First I love all the little newspaper quests they're silly but they're fun and it's pretty nice going everywhere doing random shit that in like a third of cases are just the Yiga trying to fuck with you. I'd say Penn is useless but actually I think we're splitting the work pretty well: I do all the fieldwork and he writes the articles and gives them to Traysi! Great partnership. I just need the Gerudo Stable and I'll be done, but Ihope you can do stuff with him once the questline is over.

Also I can't help but notice you have way more of an impact on the world in a way? The NPCs remember you, they know who you are more often, I saw the two horse researchers and since I'd already talked to Malanya I got to tell the one who was interested in him that he did indeed exist, it's really really cool. And the rebuilding quests!! The Rito Village bridge! The Lookout Landing mini-stable!! The monster-control crew stuff!!! I really feel like I'm not just doing random sidequests for a reward but that I'm actually contributing to the world and the world knows it.

On the topic of the Wind Temple: it was great, you were right it didn't feel like an annoying dungeon! More like a traditional dungeon but not annoying like they usually are to me. It took me uuuh humiliatingly long to realise you had to use Tulin's gusts of wind on the turbines even though the Sage just straight up tells you to do that lol. The Sages stuff is incredible and I'm absolutely delighted by the fact that I've done a quarter of what was the main quest in BotW but I still don't know what's going to happen at the end of the game. In BotW you just knew where the final boss was and how things would more or less go from the end of the tutorial but here I'm still kind of at a loss. Like there's the Sages but there's also the Depths and the ruins in Kakariko! That said one of my friends who's also playing it said he stumbled upon the Mastersword and the final boss at random just exploring so uh. That must have been weird.

Plus on the topic of the Rito I need to be insane about this to as many people as possible because I was a Revalink kinda girl and I won't forget my roots: when Tulin gets the Great Eagle Bow after the temple... Babe that's MY bow!!! Give it to me it's MINE!!! It does 3x28 damage and it has a great design!!! I got it by beating the dungeon and saving your village almost alone last time!!!! I knew Revali and I wam/am a Champion too!!!!!! IT'S MY BOW GIVE IT BAAACK!!! Make your OWN bow Tulin!!!!! No for real I would be so happy to make a new group for the Sages and Link and make some fabric we can all wear and he can put it on his own bow someone made for him/helped him make but you gotta hand that back baby it's mine!!!!!!

Also I've been to see the Zoras as well and I'm at the entrance of the temple but not there yet so I won't say anything about the dungeon itself but 1) god Sidon.... dreamy sigh. Also 2) Yona isn't that ugly people are just mean. She's great she's sweet and she grew on me real fast. And 3) I really do not care about Finley's appearance relating to her quest in BotW I think it's some fun background stuff but I'm disappointed they didn't give her an older model like they did for Kass' kids. Like she's been waiting for that growth spurt for years now Nintendo just let her gain a few inches!!

Anyway what I want to talk about is the way they handled BotW's existence & a little bit its themes, which I personally think is the biggest flaw of the game. No mention of the Divine Beasts no mention of the towers or the shrines there's some stuff about the Calamity but it's rare I'm sooo mad like I was there for all of it!!! Why are you not saying anything!!!! We can't be forgetting history like three-five years after it happened!! I know they didn't want new players to the franchise to be lost but it's offensive Purah doesn't mention Sheikah tech when explaining the towers it's offensive the Zora chest armour's description just goes 'made by a Zora princess for her future husband' like the Zora princess in question wasn't Link's childhood best friend and he wasn't supposed to be the future husband it's offensive there's no mention of Revali anywhere except the landing is still called Revali's Landing when he had extremely similar powers to Tulin and Teba spent his childhood talking about the legendary champion to him and he has his damn bow in his back!!!!!! I'm so mad!!!! Why Nintendo why!!!

And when I said themes I meant that I'm sad the Sages are all descendants of the original Sages. Cause see the new champions all occupied the same roles as the old champions (greatest Rito warrior, Zora royalty, Gerudo chief, Goron boss (to be)) but while the others all were descendants of the OGs Teba wasn't. It said something about the characters and their villages and what they all valued. And now we're totally forgetting Revali when he's relatively recent (100 years compared to like 5 000) and had similar powers because "what if the player hasn't played BotW". Honestly it made me feel like the shitty 180 the Star Wars sequels pulled with Rey where the message was that whoever her family was didn't matter because she got to decide her own path and - oh wait no her grandpa was Palpatine it was always meant to be fuck off. Like none of them need to be related to the OG Sages but if Sidon or Riju are it's at least coherent with the fact their tribes (?) both seem to have a hereditary thing going on with their leadership. But Tulin really doesn't!! The Ritos don't work like that!! The point was hard work!!! I'm so mad about this one. Note that I don't say anything about Daruk and Yunobo because Yunobo is sweet but Daruk's personality is flatter than a sheet of paper in BotW, especially compared to AoC. I guess at least Mipha's statue is still there and they namedrop her once really badly :)))

Anway I also went to the Depths because I need that camera and it caused me worse stress than walking around Central Hyrule at the start of BotW. So. Not hyped to have to go there more.

There that's it I think but if you have more stuff to chat about don't hesitate to answer or to hit me up 👀 👀👀

[sarahboseman]

HE TASTES SO GOOD (PART 4)

T’CHALLA X READER 💕

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"Everything will be fine, I promise you Mnandi"

These are the last words T'Challa told you a few hours ago after you said "Yes", but you don’t feel very quiet, you're not sure everything will be all right, you can feel it … These feelings starting from the mouth of your stomach. These sensations are never pleasant, they don’t lead to anything good.

And this is also why you work alongside the King, for your extreme sensibility. He’s always trusted these your feelings, even his Father, and unfortunately they’ve never been wrong. Sometimes King T'Chaka, just for joking, called Ngomenzi (Witch) ... Even your grandmother did it and sometimes it was worrying.

You said “Yes” to the King, you said “Yes” to his request "Marry me, be my wife". 

You agreed to be his wife, but you two never even dating, no official courting, no hot date, no experience, no kisses before a few weeks ago, no love making until yesterday night ... nothing ... but you said “Yes". 

You look at yourself in the mirror of the luxurious bathroom in his bedroom, you'd come in often, but you never entered his bathroom.  You're a bit tired, you didn’t sleep much, you can notice it from the dark circles under your big brown eyes, your face without a veil of makeup, loose and tangled hair, your aching legs, muscles and joints that seem to creak. 

Making love with someone has never been so ... tiring, exhausting … even if the term is not properly correct, it’s not what you would use. Its etymology implies meanings like heavy, hard to bear, uncomfortable, annoying, challenging ... but making love with T'Challa was not one of these adjectives. It was tiring in its narrower meaning "that requires a physical effort", but at the same time it contained adjectives related to its opposite "satisfying, beautiful, passionate, exciting, natural, spontaneous" and you could go on for hours with your list to describe the night just spent with him.

You look at the light signs on your hips, the signs of kisses on your neck, on your shoulders and on your breasts and smile shyly at your reflection.

The beautiful meaningful ring that T'Challa gave you is on your finger, but not the right one, it's too wide "I'll have it fixed by Shuri tomorrow morning, but keep it here for now" It's his Father's ring, the one he always wears, the one he never takes off. "T'Challa, I can’t accept it, please, it’s too important for you” 

You told him last night when he slipped it off his finger and gently approached putting it in yours.

His expression was sweet, adoring. He had almost completely stripped you, you had remained almost naked before him and helpless before his gestures.

"I want you to take it, after all it will always be with me, because you will be by my side” ��.

"Y/N ..."

His sleepy, hoarse voice distracts you from your memories and thoughts, you look away from your reflection to look in the direction of his voice calling you.

"I knew you were so beautiful even without clothes ... I'm a lucky King. U fe zekile (you’re perfect) "

He tells you while he’s watching you walk, still naked, the space between the bathroom and his king size bed. You resting your head on his shoulder, in the hollow of his neck, as you slide your hand through the thin hairs of his chest … It's your new favorite hobby, you adore doing it. You snuggle up against his body, under the sheets while he hugs you and you inhale his scent ... He smells of musk, smells of fruit, smells of all those things you adore, smells of men, smells of sex, smells of you. His unmistakable scent you’ve always recognized even among people, even if you don’t have the acute senses of the Black Panther. But you've always had T'Challa under your skin, you've had him in a long time and these little things have never escaped you.

“What is worrying you Y/N, tell me, I feel you're nervous, you didn’t sleep at all”

He asks you holding you even stronger against him. You feel his strong arm slipping right at the end of your back doing some pressure, while the other hand slides along your back up to your shoulders until it gets to your neck and plays with your hair right under the nape.

His head slipped into the crook of your neck, you can hear him breathing and giving you light kisses by sliding his plump lips against your delicate skin.

"Well, you didn’t give me much choice Panther …" you reply to your lover biting softly the skin of his shoulder and then nipping the skin under his jaw causing him a moan.

"Mmmmm I know ... but I don’t think you complained about it Inkonti (Kitten)”

You look up at the sound of that nickname he had never used before, certainly too intimate to use in front of others. Instead you’re used to joking about his role, having a lot of fun embarrassing him, especially when he messes up during some missions with new gear made by his sister. Not in front of strangers of course, but in front of his sister and some Dora Milaje is fun. And he’s at the game.

"No, actually I'm not complaining at all, it was beautiful, very rewarding”

You bite his bottom lip, sliding your hand on his chest, squeezing, his skin his warm and despite all his strength it seems so delicate that you can hear his heartbeat speeds up at your touch. 

He likes these intimate contacts, he loves you like this, he always wanted to have you like this, as his woman, as his Queen. Keeping you closer to him looking into your eyes feeling your hands on his body. 

"And you haven’t tried anything yet. Now you're mine ... "

“I’m not yet actually Wam Kumkani (my king)"

"Officially not, but you’re mine with your heart. I’m yours with my heart … with my heart, body and soul”

You melt at those sweetly whispered words, you clasp to his warm and perfect body, passing your arms behind his back, rubbing against his dark, warm skin, twisting your legs to his, feel his muscles contract trying to tie you up. 

Your knee is wedged between his strong thighs and your feet twisted. His hand runs up and down the upper part of your leg that you rub against his, his hand tightens the grip to rest your thigh on his side to feel you again in that intimate way.

The sun has not yet risen on the City, everything is quiet outside, only the chirping of nocturnal birds can be perceived by the large semi-open window. You can perfectly hear his whisper.

"I want you once again before starting this hellish day" the King sighs in your ear causing a moan to reverberate of his voice.

"Do you want me too?" He asks you in the same way

You let your hand slips down his back and in free fall over his ass, you can feel him moving and pushing towards you

"Of course I want you"

He traps your lips in his and kisses you gently, but before the kiss intensifies you take advantage of his low guard to switch the position, finding yourself on top of him.

“Bad move Mnandi … It’s not fair”

"Everything is worth in love and war"

“Mka (Fuck) … you feel so good"

With your hands resting on his chest to not lose your balance, you rotate your pelvis against his to create friction, you don’t need to turn him on, because you feel all his erect manhood already rubbing against you. With your hand you reach your middles, where your private parts meet and you start to tease, by sliding your hand up and down along his entire length, moistening it resting it against your wet pussy.

"I like that Y/N”

"I like that too"

"Do you want to ride me, don’t you?” he asks you in a confident tone

"Mmm mmm"

"This is a part of you I’ve always thought about. I like it, I like to know you take the initiative"

"Shhhh be quiet now, let me work"

"You just told the King to shut up, you know?"

"No, I just told my husband to shut up"

“Mka, Sithandwa Sam ... show me how you love and work your husband then”

With your hand you guide him inside you, slowly, by tapping his tip on your clit before sliding it completely inside of you.

At that intimate connection, you both groan with pleasure, he clasps your hips while beating his head against the pillow, closing his eyes and opening his mouth in ecstasy, and you press your hands on his chest as you slowly sit completely on him, slowly, feeling inch after inch, felling him disappear inside you.

“Uthando, you're so damn tight"

"And you're so damn big”

“You fit me so well, you're made for me, senziwe ngomnye nomnye (we’re made for each other)”

You stay still for a few seconds, you're still sore from the night just passed, you need to settle down a little bit before moving and take your rhythm.

"Are you okay Y/N?" 

"Sure, give me me just ... a few seconds"

He feels your small movements, he feels your walls contract against him

“You know this could be enough for me to come undone … it feels sooo…”

You start moving slowly with sinuous movements and get it in and out of you

"I was kidding, this is much better …. Awwww don’t stop, keep going riding me like this”

You didn't think to be so uninhibited, after all it's the first time you make love together, it's the first intimacy you have, but It's like you've always been his, as if he knew every part of you, as if he knew where to put his hands, how to touch you, how to push, what angle to take. What to tell you, how to talk to you, how to turn you on, how to get you to come.

He's powerful, he's strong, but at the same time sweet and sensitive to what you feel. He was in charge all night, he was the one who pulled the reins of the game, he pleasured you, worried about you, after all he's a leader of his own Country and leaders are hardly subjected to private life.

But right now he's giving you all the control, he's under your guide, helpless, you could do anything with him.

You keep moving bouncing on him, you remove your hands from his chest to be able to swing better and caress your body, squeezing your own breast, tilting your head behind letting you go to lust. His hands are everywhere, mainly on your hips to follow your movements, you feel his pelvis coming towards you and his knees are now bent to allow him greater fidelity in his movements.

You arch your back putting your hands on his knees while continuing to move, from that angle he sees everything and you can see his gaze fixed on the point where you’re connected and you feel that he’s close to his orgasm, just as you are.

"You're close Y/N I can feel it, come if you need it, I'm right behind you"

He gets up to look at you by leaning on his elbows, extends a hand on your breasts and slowly goes down to massage your clit with two fingers, you’re out of your mind, you’re moaning and calling his name in all the languages ​​you know.

"Yes, yes …Bast… I’m coming too sweetheart, can I come inside of you?"

"Yes… come inside of me, kuhlala apho (stay there)”

At your approval you feel him vibrating and coming undone spilling all of him inside you, he moans calling your name, then he lifts his back completely to hold you and kiss you. 

You’re sweat and warm. 

He relaxes his legs holding you, hugging you as he whispers sweet words in Xhosa into your ear.

You let yourself be lulled by his breaths enjoying the last few hours of sleep, before having to leave his room secretely, at least until the moment T'Challa decides how and when to drop the bomb.

"You can find me in my office, as usual ... be careful, don’t be too impulsive, ndiyacela T’Challa (please)”

“Don’t worry Uthando, I'm the King after all, remember?” He nods, smiling and kissing you for the last time as you leave his room greeting with a “Mholo” (good morning) the two Dora Milaje guarding his room, they greet you back with a very pleased smile.

It's still very early, the sun has just risen and in the corridors of the Palace there’s still no one, everything is silent, and you're happy because you wouldn’t know what explanation to use, still wearing the same dress of the party and with that messing look.

***

It's almost 5 PM, you've hardly left your office for almost the whole day, you've been immersed in your paperwork and you've been carrying on with your work for almost a week. You wanted to keep yourself busy and avoid all of them, but despite this, you didn’t hesitate to check your emails, your Kimoyo beads, your PDA several times to see if T'Challa were looking for you. 

He too has disappeared almost the whole day, and this doesn’t calm you at all, your sixth sense anxiety keeps on growing until someone knock at your door breaking the silence in which you had taken refuge all day.

Three strong knock at the door.

3 knocks that make you jump.

"Yes, come in, it’s open"

"Miss Y/L/N The King and all the Council want to see it in the Throne Room"

TO BE CONTINUED ...

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[dromaeo-sauridae]

HEY LISTEN!!!

This won't be as long as the others jshshsjjs!!!

Ok so I'm just jump right into it!!

So this is for Pantheon Five

No Eyes. Aahghggh she's scary but try to keep on the move an!! Eventually you'll kinda learn the children's patterns? It gets easier with practice . Mostly what's happening is you smack into a child and then fall into thorns!!! Try to stick to one side of the arena. Not one platform , but one side. Be careful when striking No Eyes because the more damage the more children show up. Best not to use you're double jump or dash unless necessary. Keep to your side an be patient. If you need to heal wait until there's a good enough opening and be quick. The children are as merciless as you

Xero is an ANNOYING BRAT and I do not like his fight. Try not to double jump for the most part, as what'll normally happen is you try to dodge an then fall off the edge. Be persistent and try to stay under him for the most part. Spells are very useful and healing during this fight is not advised . Specifically during the second faze. A good spell is the. Abyss Shriek. Blast up the ass or whatever.

Marmu is adorable but also ruthless. She hones in on you an you gotta just. Play ping pong basically. There's no time to heal in this fight, not really. Try not to miss time your nail strikes . Long nail or mark of pride helps in this fight! Spells are useful but risky for Marmu.

Galien (I think thats his name??? Can't remember rn he's the scythe beetle) is very cool!!! He has a windup and no stun so just go up to his spawn and while he's winding up just wam kn him!! After that chase him around an dodge. JUMPING IS NOT ADVISABLE. You'll generally just get hit due to jumping.

I have no tips for Obblobles. I feel nothing but rage an black out until they're dead due to the sheer wrath I feel when they show up.

God Tamer can be tricky at first!! Just ignore Tamer and go for the Beast. Mmm stay! Above the Beast for the most part an pogo off of it. When the Beast rolls it'll zoom in on your location so try to be on the other side of the arena when it starts rolling. Or just on a wall. Makes it much easier to dodge. Fill up on soul and then ground pound!!! Rinse an repeat until dead. Again, not much chance to heal. If Tamer is too annoying just wail on her for a bit an she's done for. I normally use her for extra soul

White Defender is just Dung Defender but with more shitballs an you can't knock him out of the ground. Basically the same but a bit faster an shinier moves. When he goes for a down strike just dash away an send a spell at him. You're gonna wann rely on your nail for the most part. Don't worry to much though as I think after this fight is a . Rest area .

That's it for now !! Mwah!!

HELLO!!! back at it again with the life saving PoH tips i owe u my life 🤲🤲

GODDD no eyes takes SO LONG. i bate fights where you have to be patient and not just beat the shit out of them its sooo annoying. and i never noticed that more children show up as it goes on?? that sucks lmao

UGH XERO. i dash all the time cuz my fighting style is fucking BUSTED but its actually useful at least for me. i havent played in like a week so i cant remember exactly but i just smack him then dash and double jump away from whatever nail he throws at me. second phase is the worst tho i hate it

MARMU BEATS MY ASS. EVEN WHEN I USE DREAM SHIELD SHE BEATS MY ASS. im so terrible at timing she just constantly whales on me its awful. i need to work on her in godhome cuz she always FUCKS me and i have like no health when i finally beat her.

i hate galien but his scythe is easy enough to dodge that i can hit him like 40 times and dash underneath and by the time hes dead i have enough soul to heal either way. terrible way to fight i know

OBLOBBLES. what i do is i save up soul and as soon as they come in i BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF BOTH OF THEM WITH ABYSS SHRIEK. i usually do one first cuz even tho it gets faster after the first is dead i find it easier to dodge when theres only one. i just run to the other end of the arena when i need to heal lmao

god tamer. sucks. she is so goddamn annoyijg every time i fight her i feel the wrath of a thousand gods. i kill her beast first cuz its fun to watch her get upset about it

i actually like white defender! hes annoying but hes an actual challenge unlike dung defender who you just groundpound a billion times lmaoo

thank uuuu again!!!!!!! MWAH now you get to see how awful my playstyle is <33