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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

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ooouuuugghhh i could not stop thinking about the two headed calf poem in the context of a little baby t rex so i have done what i must.

while we have only found one fossil of a two-headed organism (a Hyphalosaurus) there is no doubt that there had to have been at least one two-headed dino born at some point (especially with how common polycephaly is in reptiles).

if you dont know the poem, it's "The Two-Headed Calf" by Laura Gilpin

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Coronation of the new champion

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people who headcanon emf as having constellations etched into his skin have you ever considered that when emf dropped down from the master level to battle evbo that would be the first time evbo ever saw the stars. on emf's skin. because of the dirt overhead. cause i think about that. anyways.

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the alchemist that created substances such as "ibuprofen" and "acetaminophen" is truly the best of us

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does everyone like my wizard idea

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Type "I love dragons because" and let the center predictive text finish your sentence for you

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Redraw of a some Nightmare Moon fanart I did in 2016. Here's a little side by side comparison:

Wow! How time flies!

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Mio Hashimoto ( contemporary Japanese sculptor, b. 1980)

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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inside of you there are two intestines.

one of them is large, and the other is small.

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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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(college stuff) everyone give it up for the humble arapaima

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the lonely wizard from Inscryption please!

Today, Jesus is holding:

The Lonely Wizard from Inscryption

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i hate being autistic bc how am i supposed to explain to my friends that the guy i've been obsessing over is the god/living embodiment of parkour and that in another universe the same guy is basically minecraft jesus