#i wallowed in fear and bafflement at my sheer dumbassery for that one until i heard one of my dogs hopping
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I'm just gonna reblog this each time the Clownβ’ kicks in
Sometimes I really don't take the most obvious future inconveniences into consideration when making a decision
#tashi bumbles#its Clownβ’ because at this point who am i if not a 24/7 on duty clown#its started two days ago when the vent above my bed popped open and the filter fell to the floor#now i really should have fixed and closed it because that would have avoided this whole anxiety ridden fear ive been harboring for 2 days#but i am an idiot#i didnt and then went with my sibs and we fucked around in Costco while trying to seem as we werent doing so ya know as adults do#came back and saw the mess so i fixed the vent and as im stepping back (on my bed since thats how i can reach the vent) i look to my left#and there hanging out acting so innocent iS A HUGE ROACH JUST CHILLING ON THE WALL#i freeze as one does when realizing how close i was to a huge bug for a good 10 mins because the vent wouldnt close right#i tried killing it but when i lifted my slipper it disappeared and i felt my soul leave my body so i decided to ignore the problem#cue to today where i avoid my room until i forgot about it and only remembered as i was taking my dogs out because iT WAS ON MY DOOR#my dumbass went 'oh ill come back and get it' because my dogs were impatient but i come back and guess what#iT FUCKIJG DISAPPEARED AGAIN#i wallowed in fear and bafflement at my sheer dumbassery for that one until i heard one of my dogs hopping#and you know what i see#i see one of my beloved dogs my lovely loyal hounds cHASE THE BUG UNDER MY BED AGAIN#i was so so close to disowning him until he chased it right back out and he led it straight :) towards :) me :)#i managed to finally get the job done while repressing the urge to scream and run#and my lovely little dog ran up to me looked at the squashed bug and then ran to the bed to curl up and sleep#*sighs deeply*#i should have just taken care of it when i first saw it but Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
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