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[cyrsed]

=_= a neighbor complained to our landlord bc there were trash bags next to our bin & we hadn't mowed the lawn yet and part of me is trying to be cool about it but part of me gets so mad about snitches lghdjflkds also it made me pretty embarrassed bc i would never put bags next to the bin like that but someone did while we were moving stuff in and i was like i guess i just have to leave them there until trash day bc they got rained on so i can't bring them back in, but they were driving me nuts the entire time TT_TT. plus like. we Just moved in last wednesday and you're already complaining that we haven't mowed the lawn? it's not even the weekend yet

[seungkw1]

make me — ksy

♡ pairing: kwon soonyoung x afab!reader ♡ theme: smut [18+ mdni], humor ♡ wc: 1.8k ♡ warnings: alcohol consumption, oral (m. receiving, f. receiving implied), handjob, hoshi is obsessed w boobs, hoshi is a simp, i ramble on about star wars for a bit at the beginning ♡ a/n: might have to do a pt. 2 to this one so lmk if anyone is interested in that 👀

“No it’s not.”

“Yes, it is!!”

“Soonyoung. Be so fucking for real right now.” 

Your roommate doesn’t usually drink, and you’re starting to see why. Two Jack & Cokes and he’s fucking gone already.

“I’m telling you y/n, The Rise of Skywalker is so fucking good. You should stop being a haterrrr,” he says, inches away from your face as he leans over to you, nearly pushing you off the couch. You’ve never been this physically close to him, though you’ve certainly thought about it (more than once). Your heart flutters from the proximity of his lips to yours, but you have more important matters at hand right now.

“I didn’t say I hated it, it’s just not that good compared to all the other Star Wars movies!”

He picks up his drink again. You stop him before he can take a sip, handing him a glass of water instead. 

“Well how would I know? I haven’t seen the other movies.”

“WHAT?!”

He takes a big gulp of the water. “I’ve only seen the new ones,” he admits with a shrug.

“Oh my god,” you mumble, resting your forehead against your palm in exasperation. You grab the remainder of his beverage and drink it all in one go. 

This argument isn’t that serious of course - you just need to calm your nerves a bit, considering Soonyoung has now placed your hand on your thigh as he blabbers on.

“Besides, seeing Kylo Ren and Rey finally kiss was great. I cheered.”

“You’re a fucking REYLO SHIPPER??”

“A what?” He blinks at you with heavy eyelids. “I don’t speak that language.”

“Kylo Ren and Rey made a terrible couple, it’s literally toxic. The plot between them should’ve never been a romance.”

“But I like romance!” he practically shouts in your face. You’ve always enjoyed bantering with Soonyoung for fun, but the alcohol in both of your systems is definitely upping the ante. You’ve seen him act ridiculous plenty of times before, but he’s on another level today.

“It’s fucking Star Wars, it doesn’t need romance!!” you shout back.

“Well I think it does!” he states indignantly.

“What do you know?? You haven’t seen the other movies!!”

“So I can’t have an opinion??”

“NO??”

“Why are you being so mean to meeeee,” Soonyoung whines, making big sad puppy dog eyes at you. “I’ve never done anything wrong in my life.”

“You’re literally insane. Get off of me!” you shout as he leans over onto you, practically clinging onto you in his drunken stupor.

He ignores you, getting even more up in your face. “You’re just mad because I have better taste in movies than you.”

“Will you just shut the FUCK UP???”

“MAKE ME!”

You pause, staring at him for a few moments too long. He stares back at you, confusion spreading across his face. Then-

You kiss him.

Your lips press softly against his for only a few moments. You pull back, looking at your roommate eye to eye, watching his inebriated brain trying to process what just happened. As if a lightbulb goes off above his head, it suddenly clicks. He swallows nervously.

“What was that for?” he hesitantly asks, barely more than a whisper.

“I…” you start, but quite honestly you don’t know where that came from. Sure, you’ve found Soonyoung attractive since the day you met him - and sure, living with him has led to a few domestic fantasies here and there. But you are friends, nothing more - your boundaries are unspoken, but clearly established. 

Or so you thought.

Soonyoung’s dark eyes stare into yours. Panic alarms are going off in your head. You fucked up you fucked up you fucked up oh god you fucked up big time…

“I’m so sorr-”

You don’t get to finish that sentence. Soonyoung’s mouth aligns with yours, kissing you hungrily, his hands grasping onto your arms. Shock reverberates through your body as he makes out with you, his hands sliding to your back, pulling your body close against his as his tongue pokes at your lips, requesting entrance. You let him in. He squeezes you even tighter against him as he kisses you like his life depends on it.

After what felt like about a thousand years, you break apart, barely - his lips hovering mere inches in front of yours. The look he gives you is one you’ve never seen him make before - he gazes at you like you’re the most delicious thing he’s ever seen, and he wants to devour you.

You try to speak, but nothing comes out. You’re simply dumbstruck.

“You don’t know how long I’ve been wanting to do that,” he mutters as his hands drop to your hips, still holding onto you for dear life.

“You… like me?”

You silently curse yourself at how dumb you sound. Asking him if he likes you, as if you were in fucking middle school.

“Yeah,” he replies emphatically. “I really really really like you.”

Your head spins, the intoxication doing nothing to help you process this information.

“Um… since when?” 

Soonyoung is still drunk as hell, but he speaks clear as day.

“Short answer, since we moved in together.”

You wait for him to elaborate. He doesn’t.

“And the long answer?”

He shifts awkwardly, doing a very poor job of trying to hide his boner.

“Middle of July. It was hot as balls. I woke up that morning to you making pancakes. You were wearing a light blue tank top with nothing underneath, and-” he trails off. You raise an eyebrow at him, waiting for him to go on.

“And my god, your boobs looked perfect. The pancakes smelled good, but all I wanted was your tits in my mouth.” 

His hand delicately trails up to your breasts, where he is currently staring, taking one of them and squeezing it. He lets out a soft groan as he does.

“Fuck, even better than I imagined.”

“Is that why you took so long to come out for breakfast that day?” you say as your fingertips glide over his thigh, moving toward the very obvious bulge that has formed in his pants. You grab his cock through the fabric. He practically yelps as you begin to caress it slowly.

“Y-yeah,” he answers, his voice going up an octave, practically melting under your touch. 

“So you’re saying that you went and jerked off while you thought of my tits.”

“Um,” he tenses up nervously, realizing what he’s just admitted to.

Before he can say anything else, you take your shirt off, leaving you in just your bra. If his eyes could physically pop out of his head on a pair of springs, they’d be doing just that right now.

You unclasp the hook, removing the undergarment and tossing it aside. He gawks at you - his cock twitches under your palm. You begin to stroke his length, but he immediately grabs your hand to stop you.

“I’ll cum in my pants if you keep doing that.” He’s still staring at your chest.

“Where would you rather cum?”

“I- what?” He looks up at you, his eyes darting between your mouth and your eyes, then back to your boobs, then back to your mouth. 

“Okay then,” you say as you slide off the couch.

“What’re you-” he asks, but freezes as you position yourself between his legs. His body tenses as you undo his belt, quickly unfastening the button and yanking the zipper down. The rock hard bulge protrudes through the fabric of his underwear, begging to escape. You pull the band down, freeing his already-leaking cock. You take the length in your hands, giving it a few slow strokes. He sinks into the couch with a loud groan.

“Oh my god,” he mumbles, your touch sending him to another planet. 

With a swirl of your tongue you lap up the precum dripping from his tip, causing him to let out the biggest whine. You wrap your lips around the head, slowly taking his length into your mouth. 

“Fuckkkkkkk, y/n…” 

He lets out a gasp as you swallow him to his base. He places one hand softly upon your head as you begin to move your mouth up and down his cock. Within seconds he is a moaning, blubbering mess.

“Feels so good baby, oh god don’t stop. You’re so fucking hot oh my god… fuckkkk…”

You increase your pace. Between moans he continues praising you, whining and whimpering, begging you for more. The man simply cannot shut up about how good you’re sucking him off.

And it’s making you so incredibly wet right now.

You want to touch yourself so badly, but your priority is pleasuring Soonyoung. And judging by the way he is wriggling under you, bucking his hips and fucking his cock into your throat, unintelligibly babbling as he moans your name - you’re doing a pretty damn good job.

“Oh fuck,” he cries out. “Fuck, y/n, gonna cum…”

The words are barely out of his mouth before hot white ropes are hitting the back of your throat. He grips onto your hair as he cums, cock pulsating in your mouth as he rides out his high. As he comes down, he collapses into the sofa - you slowly pull your mouth off of him, making a show of swallowing all of his cum.

“Jesus fucking Christ, y/n…”

You climb back up onto the couch. He immediately leans in and starts kissing you.

“Thank you,” he murmurs between kisses.

“Are you seriously thanking me for sucking your dick?”

He shrugs as he wraps his arms around your waist. “You just gave me the best head of my life, least I can do is say thanks.”

“Actually,” he corrects himself right away, “I take that back. If you’ll let me, can I… may I please eat you out?”

You burst out laughing. He looks at you, puzzled.

“Sorry, if you don’t want-”

“No no no,” you tell him, still laughing. “It’s not that, I’ve just never had anybody ask me so politely like that before.”

His face lights up, hopeful. “So can I?” he pleads enthusiastically. “Pleaseeeeeeee? Please please please?”

You lean your head into his shoulder, giggling like an idiot.

“Soonyoung, you are truly one of a kind.”

He gently grabs your chin, tilting your head up until you are eye to eye. His nose presses into yours.

“Is that a yes?”

You smile as you kiss him.

“Yes, it’s a yes.”

He practically leaps off the couch, startling you. He grabs your hand, pulling you up and directing you toward his bedroom.

“Wait,” he says as he pauses. He looks at you very seriously.

“My room or yours?”

“Don’t care,” you respond eagerly.

He grins. “Yours, then.”

—

[viasdreams]

જ⁀➴ᡣ𐭩

Stupid Cupid [z.cl]

a mini smau

part one | part two | part three | part four

You turned your phone off and resigned to your embarrassing fate. you didn't want to come off like an asshole to your date by not knowing his name, but chenle was being difficult. which you found weird since this whole thing was his idea, but whatever.

you approached your mystery man from behind. he was dressed in all white, his outfit matching yours. using his arms for support, he leaned back, staring up at the sky.

deciding to break the awkwardness early on, you stood over him, raising your arms quickly.

"HELLO!" you shouted, waving your arms.

extremely startled, the mystery man fell back onto the blanket, letting out a yelp as he did.

"you scream like a baby," you giggled, sitting down on the soft blanket.

"i literally don't," he huffed. he pushed himself up, mimicking your sitting position.

"sorry for scaring you," you extended your hand, "im yn."

he took your hand in his, his grip surprisingly warm. "nice to meet you yn."

you held his hand and stared at him expectantly, but instead of introducing himself, he just stared back with a shit-eating grin.

"umm so my friend that set us up completely forgot to tell me your name," you let out an uncomfortable laugh, "so...what is it?"

he chuckled, dropping your hand to cover his mouth.

"your friend sounds like an ass."

"oh trust me he is," you rolled your eyes.

"it's chenle." you raised your eyebrow at him. "my name, it's chenle."

"oh my god, that's my friend's name! the one that set us up! that's actually crazy, let me text him real quick."

"yn."

"yeah?"

"im chenle."

"yeah i know, my friend has the same name." chenle stared at you, his mouth slightly agape in disbelief.

"im your friend." he gestured up and down his torso.

"well i wouldn't say we're friends yet, and i was hoping we could be more than friends eventually." you didn't really understand what this guy was saying, and you were staring to questions your chenle's judgement because this guy was kind of weird.

"oh my god." he sighed as he took out his phone.

"ok so chenle just said he's you but i know that's not true. my chenle wears a diaper." you cock your head to the side, looking him up and down.

"HE DOE- I DON'T WEAR A DIAPER!" he shook his fits in frustration.

seeing his little outburst made everything click.

"wait! chenle?"

"YES!"

"you're my date?" you were understandably very confused, he was supposed to set you up on dates, not go on them.

chenle, much calmer now that you connected the dots, shrugged, "i didn't think any of the candidates were right for you, so i thought i would see what a date with you is like."

he spoke as if this was an obvious development and not at all mind-blowing for you.

"so is this just a like test date for you? not a real one?"

"did i say this wasn't a real date?" his lips upturned into a slight smirk.

"woah," you playfully put your palms flush against his chest, "i wasn't aware of your game lover boy."

chenle grabbed your wrists, pushing you back until he was up on his knees, looking down on you.

"well let me make you aware."

~

as your date went on, you quickly learned that that was the extent of his game. chenle became a bit of a bumbling idiot, trying to flirtatiously feed you fruit but dropping it because his hands were shaking and putting his hand directly into an ant pile when he tried to wrap his arm around your waist.

you would be lying if you said you weren't extremely charmed by his efforts. sure chenle wasn't smooth like mark or coy (in a hot way) like jisung, but there was something about him that made your stomach do flips.

"chenle can i ask you something?" he nodded at you, his cheeks full of watermelon.

"you said you don't date because it would just feel like work. so do you feel like you're working right now?" a part of you really wanted him to say no, but you would understand if he said yes.

he held his finger up and fervently chewed the remaining fruit, swallowing with a loud gulp.

"not even a little bit. i think this is the first date ive been on since ive had this job where i haven't felt that way." he smiled at you, his teeth stained red from the watermelon.

"oh so you think im special" you jokingly smirked and stroked your chin.

"no."

"oh..." you lowered your hand.

"nah i'm just kidding, i do think you're special." chenle lazily traced along your arm, "you know, watching you with those other guys left a weird pit in my stomach. like it made me angry. that's why i made you throw paint on jisung."

"i fucking knew it had nothing to do with testing his love material." you made air quotes with your fingers to extenuate your point.

"yeah but you still did it," he said, pulling his fork back to mimic the way you ruined your date with jisung.

"only because i was listening to my stupid cupid's advice," you poked him in the chest causing him to dramatically fall over, feigning pain.

"would you listen to your stupid cupid if he told you to go on another date with me?"

"maybe, but he has to say please."

chenle whipped his phone out faster than you thought possible.

after reading the message, you looked around scratching your temple, trying to appear conflicted.

"well cupids orders," you shrugged, "yes i'll go on a second date with you."

chenle doesn't say anything, he just immediately starts typing something on his phone.

after an excruciatingly long period of silence, he puts his phone down. "that was a close one. sorry i had to fill out our successful connection form before the deadline."

a look of genuine disappointment paints your face. "so this was just a thing for work?"

you move to stand, gathering your stuff, when chenle grabs your arm.

"no no no not just a thing for work. i just needed to fill that out so i don't lose my job. i kind of need it to pay for all the dates i'm going to take you on."

"oh um my bad," you mumble, awkwardly putting your stuff back down. "so tell me about these lavish dates you plan on taking me on."

"well for our next date, i was thinking we could go out to dinner and then go back to my place so you can meet my dog."

"if i open the cabinet in your bathroom, am i going to find diapers?"

he buries his face in his hands, "I DON'T WEAR DIAPERS!"

a/n: finished horray!!!! i loved writing this and i might do a little bonus chpt or something cuz im a little attached to this (its literally only 4 chapters, girl stand up)

ill proobably make some more mini smau's in the future, so if you have any ideas lmk!!!

thank you for reading <33333

taglist: @sleepyvic @chenlesfavorite @413ktz @hamjwis @thegracerammy @maguisilla @wonswondrland @keeryverse

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[lumosinlove]

Breakaway snoop pleaseeeee 🙏🥺🥺

oh yay!!

While Finn was standing, Logan opened the passenger door and propped him up against the seat.

“Don’t sit yet. Okay?”

Finn might have nodded, but he was shaking so bad, Logan couldn’t tell. He ran around to the driver’s side, wobbling a little as his skates dug into the snow covered dirt, and threw the engine on, turning the heat up high. It was just cold air for a moment, and Finn shied away from it when Logan reached him again. Logan positioned him in the crook of the open door as best he could, trying to keep him out of the wind.

He rid Finn of his sopping hat and shoved his own down over his dripping hair, wishing he had something to dry it with.

“This is going to suck for a second,” Logan said as he pulled down the zipper of Finn’s coat.

Finn, because he was Finn, let out a shaky laugh. “W-orse than falling th-rough ice?”

Logan didn’t have time to smile. He got Finn’s sopping, heavy coat off and tossed it into the back seat.

“Are you t-aking my—?” But Finn was shivering too hard.

His sweater was worse, sticking to him in freezing stretches of fabric. At last, it took his t-shirt with it. Logan watched Finn’s bare chest, so, so pale, shutter as the freezing water ran down his skin.

“Lo—” Finn grit out. “L—”

“I know, I know,” Logan said. With his own t-shirt front, he dried Finn’s chest and shoulders off the best he could before pushing his own sweater over Finn’s head. Finn shuttered when the remnants of Logan’s body heat hit him. Logan followed it with his coat, zipping it to Finn’s chin and cursing himself for not wearing a scarf. He drew the hood close to Finn’s neck the best he could before kneeling.

“Sit.” Logan coaxed Finn onto the edge of the seat. How far was the hospital? They were so far, because Finn was so kind and he’d found Logan the closest thing he could to the forests he’d been missing, they were so far. “Sit.”

He yanked at the laces of Finn’s skates, helping him raise each foot so Logan could get his wet socks off, too. Finn was pliant, quiet, watching him. Logan cupped his hand around the arch of one of his bare feet, feeling terrible at the gust of wind that chose that moment to pick up. He had to work faster.

He got their shoes from the trunk, looking around briefly for anything he could use. No extra clothes. No blankets left over from anything. He sat, cursing, and put his bare feet into his own shoes. The trunk slammed with their skates inside, and Logan ran back towards him.

“Here.” Logan put the warm socks over Finn’s feet.

“Shoes?” Finn chattered when Logan straightened again.

“No.” Logan took a deep breath before reaching for the button of his pants.

“‘kay?” Finn had his nose and mouth tucked down against the coat, but his brown eyes were questioning enough.

Logan cursed as the cold air hit his bare legs, but he draped his own jeans over the vents, warming them as much as he could while he put his hands over Finn’s, who had been fumbling with his own jeans.

“Mhf,” Finn gave another shutter.

“Shut up.” Logan didn’t give Finn the benefit of a count to three before he was pulling his jeans down. His boxers were dark gray with water, and Logan thought about the places you were meant to keep the warmest. Neck, chest, groin. “Finn—okay.”

“You w-ant me to…”

“Non,” Logan decided, and he pulled his own jeans up over Finn’s damp skin. Then, he winced his way through putting Finn’s freezing jeans on himself.

“Wait,” Finn said, watching. “You—”

“I’m fine. Get in the car.”

It was a relief to have Finn in the passenger seat and both doors closed. Hot air began flooding around them within moments.

“Fuck,” Finn said. He still had half of his face buried in Logan’s jacket. With a start, Logan realized he had his bare hands tucked beneath his thighs.

“Fuck,” Logan said, too, and grabbed for them. He’d been so worried about the wet clothes that he’d forgotten— “Ici. Come here.”

He cupped his hands around both of Finn’s and put his mouth by their thumbs, blowing hot air.

“Dizzy?” Logan asked, and did it again. Finn’s fingers felt like ice in his hold.

Finn shook his head, but his teeth were chattering so loudly that Logan could hear it, and his lips were a dark, cold color.

“D’accord.” With one last puff of hot air, he tucked his own gloves over Finn’s hands and held them. “You sure?”

“Mhm,” Finn said. “Mhm.”

 Logan turned to the road and slammed the car into drive.

[alottiegoingon]

hc!baby steps

sam carpenter x fem!reader

summary: where sam takes care of her pregnant girlfriend

warnings: f!reader but no pronouns used, looots of fluff, established relationship, sam and reader live together, overprotective sam, ghostface!sam hcs at the end, mentions of murders and blood but nothing explicit, not proofread

୨୧ sam could not believe when you told her you were pregnant. for the first five seconds she was worrid about money and not being prepared to be a mom but she couldn't be more excited to start a family with you

୨୧ sam would be so careful to not overwhelm you with her protection and anxiety of keeping you safe all the time. she had learned her lesson with tara

୨୧ so, instead of asking you all the time if you were ok, she would stick to you like glue. it was weird to have an extra shadow following you everywhere but you didn't mind it

୨୧ you and sam decided that moving to a safer apartment in new york would be better for the baby. a better neighbourhood with nice schools around. you thought it would be easy, until sam started being a bit too cautious

୨୧ “this one is perfect. there's plenty of natural light," you look around the fourth apartment you visited in that afternoon, hoping that your girlfriend would approve this one. it was the perfect size too

୨୧ too small, too big, too dark, too smelly, noisy neighbours, too far from work. sam could be pretty demanding

୨୧ “it's great, sure,” judging by her voice, you could tell she had found something new to complain about, “but the windows are too big, it could be dangerous," she nods in disapproval, holding tight to your waist as if you were about to fall from the windows even if they were meters away

୨୧ “the baby is not going to be alone, sam. and we can protect the windows and add some nests or baby proof locks” you suggest but she didn’t seem convinced. she would fight the windows if she could!

୨୧ "right. but what if the baby learns how to open them? or what if the safety net is big enough for our baby to go through it?”

୨୧ "is our baby a genius or the ant-man?" the joke relaxes her just enough so you can see a shy smile growing on her lips. “i’m sorry, i just want us to be safe.”

୨୧ “i know, and i’m very grateful for you,” you hold sam’s face, stroking her cheeks, “but i promise that we are going to be safe. i’m okay, the baby is okay and you’re okay. it’s all good.”

୨୧ “i may be worrying too much again,” she admits, leaning into your touch, finally relaxing

୨୧ “just a little, yeah,” giggling, you draw closer to kiss her

୨୧ sam wouldn’t panic over every single thing that happened, at least not out loud, so it was very easy for her to get anxious about her own feelings

୨୧ trying to not make you anxious as well, she would just swallow all of her worries away and hope for the best but you’d always notice how the look in her eyes changed when she’d get nervous

୨୧ “what’s going on, baby?” you’d often comfort her with reassuring words, tender touches and lots of kisses, making sure that sam knew you were completely fine and always by her side

୨୧ sam would be the perfect partner when shopping for baby itens. she’d be sooo happy to pick some adorable baby clothes or whatever you needed and would even try to find matching clothes for you three

୨୧ no matter how many things you had bought, she’d carry all of it and would beg you to not carry any weight or move an extra muscle

୨୧ “give it to me, love, i’ll do it,” sam grabs the water bottle from your empty hands, fighting for her life to open it and carry all off the at least five bags in her arms while doing so

୨୧ “are you sure? cause you already have a lot of-“

୨୧ “it’s fine. i can do it, don’t worry,” she offers you a comforting smile that lasted about a second before going back to duel with the bottle, cursing it while trying to balance the bags

୨୧ you had the weirdest cravings ever and when going out for dinner once, you asked the waitress if they could bring you tuna and ice cream for dessert and it took a weirded out look coming from the woman for sam to intervene

୨୧ “yes, she asked for ice cream and tuna. do you have any?” and she’s all over her like 😡🙄

୨୧ at the supermarket, you were by the sweets section trying to choose a chocolate you liked for a movie night with sam and you gasped when you found your favorite one for sale

୨୧ you were ready to grab one or two when sam showed up with a different cart so full of it that a few ones were about to fall

୨୧ “oh, god,” you mumble, widen eyes incredulously staring at the mountain of candy

୨୧ “i know right? i’m so glad they have your favorite” 😁😁

୨୧ sam would get some good hours of sleep at first but as the baby’s arrival date was getting closer, she would spend almost the entire night just watching you sleep and making sure you were 100% safe and sound

୨୧ sometimes you’d wake up to sam whispering the most adorable shit ever to your belly and calling herself mommy. you were dying there, trying not to bawl your eyes out, but you pretended to be asleep every time, not wanting to interrupt the moment. eventually you’d fall asleep again to the sound of her voice and gentle touches

if ghostface was out there,

୨୧ sam would be extremely overprotective. no going out alone, no talking to any neighbors, no answering phones or getting too close to windows. doors would always be locked. if she could, she would lock you in a tower just like rapunzel

୨୧ sam had to leave for work but leaving you alone was the worst of her nightmares, so she found a way

୨୧ “don’t you think this is a little too much, sam?” you ask, frowning at your girlfriend as she introduces you to a intimidating strong guy wearing a suit. you could swear that he had a gun hidden in there but wouldn’t be surprised if he actually did, sam protectiveness was no joke

୨୧ that was supposed to be your new bodyguard, who would follow you around everywhere. including the shower you were about to take

୨୧ “don’t worry, gorgeous,” she grins, assuring you. “he’ll stay outside”

if sam was ghostface,

୨୧ she would kill everyone that had been rude to you. literally. even the slightest unusual look or barely rude tone would be a great reason for anyone to make it to her list of names

୨୧ if she was ghostface, that waitress that was surprised by your weird tuna-ice cream order would definitely have a surprise visitor waiting for her at home later

୨୧ while shopping for clothes for yourself, a miracle now that everything was about the baby, a woman refused to let you have the last gorgeous dress of your size, even calling you a bitch when all you did was ask her if you could have it

୨୧ sam was furious and you had to hold her back to avoid the other woman to get beaten up and the police to get called

୨୧ the very next morning, you woke up to the news of the same woman found dead in her apartment, her exact face showing up on your tv

୨୧ "what the…" you immediately get up from the couch as you heard the news, looking back at sam who was at the bathroom taking a shower or something. "sam, come here! i think that woman from yesterday got killed.”

୨୧ "really?” she yells from the bathroom, fingers firmly rubbing the blood out of a small cut she had on her cheek, that would later be covered with makeup.

୨୧ "that's awful,” she quickly walks out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around her body, stopping right next to you. “i mean, i wouldn’t be surprised if her attitude was what got her killed" she casually comments, eyes attached to the television

୨୧ "sam!" you slap her shoulder and she groans in response. "the woman was killed, don't say that."

୨୧ "you’re right, im sorry," she smiles, reaching her free hand towards you and holding your chin to turn your face to hers so she could place a kiss on your forehead. "it’s a shame she can’t use that dress anymore.”

[horatiocomehome]

Hi my dream last night did something to me so here's a word dump I wrote immediately after waking up so I could get catharsis.

What if... instead of looping, Siffrin just came back to life?

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You should've known it was too easy. No traps, only weak sadnesses, keys in relatively obvious places. It was so easy to get through the first floor.

But now there's a large sadness, and you've taken one hit too many.

As you fall to the ground you see your party close ranks in front of you. To protect you.

You see Bonnie, running up, with a crafted water.

Your vision is going dark.

There's a flicker, above Bonnie. It's…

The sadness it's arm above Bonnie it's attacking.

You tackle Bonnie. Something slams into your back.

You can't move anything except twitch your fingers you ca n't look up just at the floor

Bonnie's boots are there someone is screaming

You aren't g oing to make it.

You wanted more time w ith them you want to live you want t o stay with them you want to stay with them YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE YOU W ANT T O S T A Y W I T H TH

GAME OVER > continue > quit

You wake up from a deep sleep. You had a bad dream last night.

Someone's pulled the sheets up over your head. You toss them off.

Oh.

You aren't in your bed. You're back in your dream.

This is where you died.

It's quiet, now. No sadness. No party.

You look to the side, at the sheets you tossed off that weren't really sheets but your cloak, neatly draped over you where you were stretched out. Like a corpse.

Did you really die? But you're back here, so you couldn't have, right?

Maybe they gave you crafted water and it only just kicked in? But then where's the rest of your party?

There's a sickening certainty setting in to your gut.

You died, didn't you. And somehow you're back.

Your party left without you.

Good. They still need to kill the king.

Maybe… you can still catch up. You need to find them. You're okay! They'll be so happy to see you!

You stagger to your feet. You're a little light-headed, dizzy for a moment, then it passes. You put back on your cloak, grab your hat where it sits (right above where your head used to lie) and put it back on. Onwards you go.

There aren't any sadnesses, as you walk through the halls. Did they manage to defeat them all without you? Or was there some kind of reprieve after that large sadness?

You hope they got a bit of rest.

As you turn the corner, you see an open doorway, hear quiet voices coming through.

You don't know why you pause.

"—if we can't bring him with us, can't we bring him here at least?" you hear Mirabelle whisper, with a desperation that turns your stomach.

"I'm with Mira." Isa's voice is louder but still technically a whisper. He sounds so serious. "What if more sadnesses come? What if—"

You realize they're talking about your body. A shiver goes down your back.

"No." Odile's voice is steel in a way that makes you flinch. "We need to keep moving. We can't go back for them, or bring them with us. And sadnesses are just as likely to come here as that other room."

"BUT—" Mirabelle starts to protest.

You stop listening and force yourself to start moving forward. They don't have to fight! You're right here! You—

You freeze again as Bonnie walks through the doorway. They hug the wall as soon as they make it through the doorway, shooting a glance back over their shoulder before looking back down at the ground.

"Jus' need to make it to Dormont," they whisper so quiet you can barely hear. "I can do that. Just make it to Dormont. They'll all be fine."

They're sniffling as they shuffle along the wall towards you. Still not looking.

"I can make it back to Dormont. Then they won't worry about me and I won't hold them back like a crabbing baby and they'll be just fine and I'll freeze with all the other little kids and wait for them to—"

"Bonbon?" You ask.

They freeze, and turn towards you. Their eyes are dark and puffy.

When they lock eyes with you there's a beat and then they scream, terrified.

There's yelling from the other room. You ignore it. Your stomach is dropping like it's made of lead and you drop to your knees, stretching your arms wide. "Bonnie, no! See, look, I'm okay! I'm alright!"

They take a step back. "F-frin? Yyyou… died?"

"I got better!"

Bonnie tackles you into a hug and you don't have time to flinch as you fall back onto the tile floor, so you just wrap your arms around them. Over their head you see your other companions burst through the door, weapons at the ready.

"I HATE YOU," Bonnie is scream sobbing into your chest. "I HATE YOU I THOUHT YOU WERE DEAD YOU'RE A CRABBING IDIOT I HATE YOU."

Your heart twists but they're still holding you so tight, so you keep hugging them back. Your companions lower their weapons looking like they've seen a ghost.

Maybe they have.

You don't have time to think about it because then they're rushing in to hug you too, the warmth of their bodies pressing into yours, their tears dripping onto you—and you're crying as well, and even Odile, who hung back, has a glint on her cheek.

"I'm back," you say. Bonnie is still sobbing into your chest, but they've stopped yelling at you. "I'm alive. We're all going to be okay."

[j0eyj0rdis0n]

Hi , its me again , do you think you could write a oneshot or sm about toby ? , like something about toby and the reader fucking while coverd blood during a mission? Like just the smuttiest smut you can make ?

BLOOD - "TICCI" TOBY

Fandom: Creepypasta

Word Count: 1,100

Plot: After the brutal slaying of your victims, Toby can't help but have you.

Warnings: SMUT, blood, oral (male receiving), dubcon, praise

His brown eyes were almost piercing as he looked you up and down. He had that smirk on, the one he wore when he saw something he liked. That something? Well tonight that would be you. The mission had been quite successful, especially for your first one working together. You’d heard Toby had been difficult to work with so you weren't expecting it to go great. You two only hung out when there was a group, so that wasn't exactly often. You'd gotten along for the most part, you'd always thought he was rather annoying but you'd put it aside for tonight.

“C-come c-closer pretty.” His deep voice sang as he moved his blood splattered goggles to the top of his head. You scoffed as you took a step towards the killer, not exactly in the mood for games. You just murdered a whole family after all. It was if you showered in blood with the way he killed the father.

He pulled you the rest of the way to him, his arm snaking around your waist as he whispered a “good girl” against your neck. Toby inhaled your sweet smell mixed with the iron of the dark blood that covered you both, slowly leaving a kiss on the soft flesh.

“Toby what the fuck!“ You tried to push the man off, reminding him that you barely know him and you’re still in the neighborhood, possibly for the eyes of anyone who happened to be near by.

He hummed and continued on, not moving an inch from your push, and certainly not caring about your current location. “W-w-who cares angel? I-it’s nice ‘n late.” He harshly nipped your neck, grabbing your wrist when you went to smack him. "Don't be r-rude. I've waited t-to be alone for sooooooo lo-ong. I've been patient." He growled against your neck. “You know y-you want me t-too.”

“You're fucking crazy.“ You hissed.

A sharp pain shot up your spine as he slammed you against the tree behind the pretty suburban house, biting your neck and slipping his hands under your heavy layers of clothing.

“I'll t-take you whether you wa-ant it or n-not.” He mumbled as he kneaded your soft flesh.

You felt your heart begin to beat against your chest. Were you... Nervous? You didn't really have much of a choice, he made that quite clear. Risk the mission and your life by calling for help, or let him have his way. He certainly wasn't unattractive...

Without giving you any longer he grabbed your hand harshly and drug you back inside the house you’d just left. It wasn't long before he propped you up against the kitchen counter, continuing to ravage your body as he wanted, slipping his hand down your pants and making quick work of your clit.

"Come on Toby- Please-" You begged, half hoping he'd let you go even though his fingers worked absolute wonders.

"Oh angel, y-you're soaked. Y-you really want me t-t-too." He smiled deviously as he continued. You could feel your orgasm quickly approaching. You thought you didn't want him... But your body was betraying you.

"Toby- Oh fuck!" You buried your head in the mans chest as you came. Your heavy orgasm rocking your body and your slick covering his fingers.

"Mmmm... That's rrright pretty. I-I'm not done with y-you yet either." He removed his hand from your pants and slowly licked his fingers, making sure to give you a nice little show which you thoroughly enjoyed even if you refused to show it.

He placed his hands on your blood covered chest, pulling your shirt down so he could smear it across your beautiful skin, rolling your nipples between his thumb and index finger. The red contrasted so well, it made him so painfully hard as he looked you over. Your beautiful tits smeared with blood, moaning from his touch.

Toby wasted no time bending you over the counter and pulling down your pants. You hear the clink of his belt as he undid it, unzipping his pants and letting them fall. Your heart raced in anticipation, it was so loud in your ears you worried he could hear it. He lets out a chuckle as he looks you over once more. He'd thought about this moment for a while.

He'd wanted you.

So. Damn. Bad.

Now was his chance. He pushed in, giving you no time to adjust as he bottomed out. He was all deep groans as he thrusted. You were so warm, so soft, so wet. It was everything he'd imagined from you. His cock was soaked with your juices, making wet slapping sounds as he ruthlessly fucked into you. He loved how lewd this was. Fucking against their victim's white marble counter, smearing blood against it as he thrusted harshly into you. The family dead into the living room in front of you. Your high pitched moans were like music to his ears. There was no reason to be quiet now and the both of you knew it.

"F-fuck you feel s-s-so damn good!" He moaned as he groped your boobs, smearing the blood further than he had previously.

You gripped the counter harshly as he ruined you, giving all of yourself to him with no more complaint. It wasn't long before you let go once again, covering his cock with your juices, falling limp against the counter as he continued. Soon enough he pulled out, leaving you feeling desperately empty as he turned you around, forcing you to your knees.

"I-I'm close Y/N, finish me o-off." He smirked, practically shoving his dick in your mouth. He let you do the rest with his hand in your hair, moaning loudly as you did.

It was only a matter of seconds before he came, pressing your head down so your nose touched his lower abdomen and his cock was buried deep inside your mouth. You dug your nails into his pale thighs with tears escaping your eyes. You swallowed obediently, hoping he'd quit suffocating you if you did. The proxy pulled you off by your hair, admiring how pathetic you looked. Your nose ran, tears falling down your pretty cheeks, on your knees, and your hair a mess from his hands.

"M-my pretty g-girl~" He hummed as he wiped your lip, picking you up and placing you on the counter. "Let's go h-home and take a s-shower huh?" He pulled up his pants, securing his belt before helping you with a smirk. Wiping your extra tears before picking you up in his slender but strong arms and leaving your bloody crime scene.

Okay this took forever but I'm proud of it. I hope you enjoy! Thank you for your asks, I love seeing them 🖤🖤

[arcade-chaos]

Eldritch Scritches

Everyone say ty daycare friend pickup for this drabble

First person POV, eldritchy mer moon x reader, a tiny bit of 'last day on earth' before 'the sacrifice' but its not for long and theres nothing too scary beyond Moon shenanigans. Very silly and indulgent, enjoy!

You quite literally signed up for this. The village was sad to see you go, but you had offered yourself up and no one could think of anything to say to convince you. Everyone knew this needed to be done, you were the only barrier between the things beyond and your home. 

Those who were rich enough left you all behind, desperately hoping to outrace the end of time itself, but this was your home and you were willing to do whatever you needed to stop it from coming to an end. 

The town wished you the best of luck, treasures and sweet treats to make what they assumed would be your last day as lovely as possible. When the sun set you set off towards the beach and the endless dock, the wood worn but surprisingly unrotted by the tide. The ocean grew quieter the further you walked out, it took a moment to realize the stars were blinking down at you. You would show them no fear, even if your heart was racing. 

When you reached the end you merely waited, glancing around for a toothy maw or an echoing voice. Instead the first thing you noticed was how black the ocean was, swelling not like a wave but as a mound. A spill of inky blackness pushed up through the water, little starry lights on its body winking and flickering as two larger ones opened. One red, one white. 

“Mortal.” The world whispered, no other sounds daring to cover the ancient voice. “What do you have to offer me?”

Tales of escaping death flicker through your mind, of Scheherazade and her many stories, of trading souls of crows and deer to quell death's hunger, even Sisyphus's tricks (even if they did bite him in the end). All of those ideas escaped your brain as your mouth opened. 

“I could give you some scritches.” The coil of blacky ink stopped moving for only the briefest flicker, the cool rush of air that slipped off his coils stilling. 

“What.” It asked, quiet and disbelieving. Your hands came up to where his probably-eyes shimmered, grabbing at the frigid air. 

“Y’know. Scratches. Pets.” With that he began to shift again, the eyes coming closer down, zeroed in on you alone. A god looking down at an ant. 

“You think me a pet?”

“Afraid you’d like it?” An ant with hubris apparently. The air hummed as it thought, the fabric of space itself splitting as rows of teeth shimmered in the moonlight. 

“You have one of your ‘hours’ to convince me this is a worthy sacrifice.” You have half a mind to make up some lie and say you can’t possibly touch him from here, but he coils again before you can think, the cold air that had been rushing your hair back suddenly turning as he shrinks down in on himself. His new form is more humanoid, with tendrils of that inky blackness instead of legs and a mouth far too wide. He grins, eyes red as the devil as his long arms come to rest on the dock. You don’t let him have the satisfaction of whatever line he's thinking up, instead you sit down on the worn wood and pat your lap. 

Like calling a cat.

An ancient terrifying kitty who only wants food and prey. 

Just like a cat actually. 

His grin waivers for a moment before shooting back up, the night sky warping behind him as he moves too fast to hover over you. Even when making himself small he still needed to be bigger than you. Go figure. 

“Hurry hurry.” He crackles, his head tilting at an unnatural angle. 

“Eager.” Your hand meets his jaw as you stretch up, feeling the way the flesh ripples under your touch. Like petting a waterbed, surprisingly not as chilly as the wind he had been pushing around, that was a boon. He stayed quiet as your fingertips rubbed careful circles, glad you cut your nails prior lest he think you were trying to harm him (you doubted he would let you anyhow). 

It took a moment to register what you were hearing, the chilling silence had been put away in favor of the normal sounds of night. The waves lapping at the beach far behind, the crickets even further, and the strangely comforting sound droning out of the body in front of you. 

Oh gods he was purring. 

His eyes that had slowly begun to shut opened to frown as you tried to suppress a smile, your other hand moving to cup his face. He shuddered beneath the little touches, leaning more and more of his weight into you until he literally fell into your lap. You snorted at the sudden intrusion, moving a hand instead up to his head to smooth it back. His hands clawed at the wood on either side of your legs, the purrs vibrating through your knees and legs. 

His head was devoid of hair, instead topped with another tentacle. Little wobbly yellowish spots occasionally opened to peer at your face, forcing you to stroke his head with single digits unless you wanted to poke one of them out and ruin any chance you had at saving the world. 

If they had told you it was this easy you might’ve actually let someone else do it instead.

Eventually your hands went back down onto the wood, the feeling of something not giving under you was both grounding and strange. The ancient one let out a louder rumble, then a louder one before popping up, glaring at you with the heat of a thousand volcanic vents. 

“Why have you stopped, mortal.” He hissed, getting as close to your face as he dared. 

“It’s been an hour, I figured I’d see if I’ve convinced you.” You were trying not to sound too cheeky, but he huffed and turned away anyways. 

“You have done… Well.” His grin grew again, one of his hands coming up to grip your leg. “However, that was not enough to put me to sleep for even a year. This token was hardly worth the day’s end. You have until tomorrow, then I will eat the whole world.” 

“I’ll see you tomorrow then.” You tugged away, dusting the splinters of wood off your legs as he watched. “Oh,” You turned, smiling as he straightened up a little under your eyes “They never told me your name.” His eyes tilted up at the question, his little tendril hat flickering about. 

“You will call me Moon.” 

“See you tomorrow then, Moon.” And with that you headed back towards the little town you called home. 

Days and, more importantly, nights passed like this for a long while. It seemed that Moon’s hunger wasn’t only for the world, but also for any form of affection he could get. Most nights he would rest his head in your lap and purr, clawing at the wooden safety of the dock. One night you decided to start bringing a blanket and were delighted when he started kneading it like biscuit dough. 

Little cat indeed. 

Sometimes you two would talk while you sat, he didn’t have a lot of experiences to talk about, but he seemed to like listening to you talk about your day. The goings on in your life, the shock of the town that he hadn’t eaten you or their world yet, what kind of treats you made for dinner. 

When you brought him a little pie he looked over the moon (ha), the cherry filling dripping down his hands would’ve looked a lot more terrifying if his ‘hat’ wasn’t wagging at 90 miles per hour. You made him wash the sticky mess before cuddling, and as a token for cleanliness you let him drag you into his lap. The vibrations from his mouth into the nape of your neck was ticklish, but not terrible enough that you regretted it. The little spines down his back curling into your fingers as though they were trying to snatch you up and hold you there forever. 

That was the first night you lost count of the time, staying almost two hours before you realized your mistake. 

“I don’t suppose you’ll let that count towards tomorrow?” Moon’s face scrunched more than you thought possible, making you giggle as you waved off the idea. “Guess not.”

The nights only seemed to grow longer from there, either by your own hand or by his (you suspected some nights he warped time to move just a little slower, but there was never any proof beyond his sly little grin and wiggling tendrils). 

“You fell asleep during our time little mortal.” He purred, his hand cupping your face as you tried your best to stay awake enough to hear. “You’ll owe me more time tomorrow.” You were too sleepy to argue (despite the fact he definitely knocked you over so you’d be laying down), nuzzling back into the blanket for five more minutes that stretched on for a bit longer than they should’ve. 

One night he was more riled up than you had ever seen, the ocean rolling as his tendrils kicked them up. He didn’t even straighten up when you called out to him, instead he seemed to pout even more.

“What’s wrong nighty?” Moon huffed, pulling you to the edge of the dock instead so he could keep kicking up the ocean (though notably the bubble around you two stayed calm). 

“The mortals have made a terrible treachery against me! After I have been so kind as to allow them into my waters!!” Ah yes, another hour in favor of him letting boats leave the harbor to look for more people. Your hands rubbed over his tendril hat, squeezing it back as it wrapped around your wrist. 

“Oh dear, what did they do this time.” Moon hissed, his fingers digging into the back of your shirt as he looked at you with an intensity that made your heart skip. 

“They have made noises at me.” Your brain fizzled out for a second before the giggles kicked in, Moon whining in indignation as he buried his face into your tummy. 

“Horrible! Cruel! Laughing at my pains! They make loud honkings at me like geese! After I was so kind!” 

“Aww poor baby, how could they honk at such a powerful thing?” 

“Terrible, laughing at my pain! You agree with their honkings!” 

“C’mon now, I’m sure they were just trying to get you out of the way. Maybe they were thanking you for not taking out your wrath on them?” Moon huffed, rubbing his face against your shirt. 

“A horrible offering. You owe me double for their treachery. 

“Alright, alright. Just for tonight.” 

It never was. 

[averagedemoenjoyer]

HI HELO could you do demo and sniper w a short significant other (like idk 5ft tall, or whatever you consider short) THHHAANK you

of course!! thank you for requesting this, i should start posting now since the school year has finally finished over here!!

demoman and sniper with a short s/o!!

(gender neutral reader)

demoman:

“hehe yer short >.3”

will 100% tease you for your height, but it’s lighthearted and comes from a place of love so don’t worry

however, if anyone else that isn’t him does that, he gets VERY protective.

and when i say protective, i mean loud and angry protective. he would say something like “aye? yer teasing mah precious wee treasure fur thair height? A’M GONNAE PUMPIN’ MURDURR YE-“

gives you piggy back rides when he’s sober (not while drunk tho, that will end badly)

gives you stupid pet names based on your height. stuff like “me little ant” and “teeny tiny leprechaun”

accidentally lays on top of you when he gets into bed sometimes and he apologises for a week straight afterwards.

he REFUSES to let you wear heels though since he knows how much they hurt feet sometimes (don’t ask how he knows, he just does) platforms are on thin ice

starts calling himself “big lad” at some point to tease you (again, lighthearted so don’t worry)

likes putting his hand on your head and pushing you down towards the ground while yelling “SHRINK” as a joke (based on true events)

sniper:

he loves resting his head against your head when he’s tired and needs attention

since he likes it when you guys are kinda level, he sits you up on a bench most of the time

he ALWAYS grabs stuff from high places for you, even if there’s a ladder/stool around

just like demo, if anyone teases you for your height, he gets protective. the difference being sniper is more quiet about it then demo is.

since he looks so old and you’re shorter than him, people often mistake him for your dad and it’s very embarrassing to explain that he is your boyfriend.

he likes randomly hugging you from behind, but you always notice him because of how tall he is.

he gets extremely flustered when you sit on his lap, but he likes it a lot.

he doesn’t like admitting it, but he loves being the little spoon. so when you cling onto his back like a tiny backpack, it looks very humorous.

he’s afraid of roller coasters so he kinda sees your height as an excuse to go on the kid rides at amusement parks.

he also likes carrying you around places since he finds you quite light

no silly petnames for you from sniper though, unless you REALLY BEG him to give you one. (or you start calling him silly petnames based on his height)

thank you for reading all the way through!! and just a reminder that requests are open, so make sure to read my pinned post to see what i will and won’t do!!

[theother456-stories]

The private lounge of Ant’s club was eerily quiet, save for the deep, wet gurgles emanating from two massive, overstuffed bellies. The air was thick with the scent of expensive liquor, sweat, and something far more primal—the lingering presence of an absolutely decadent feast.

Ant sat back against the plush, oversized bench, struggling to get comfortable under the sheer weight of his stomach. His gut was immense—a gargantuan, distended dome of flesh that completely buried his lap, his thick thighs forced apart to accommodate its bulk. It was taut and stretched to its absolute limit, packed with dozens of former VIPs, their movements now little more than sluggish twitches deep within the heavy, sloshing mass. He could feel them slowly melting away, their struggles fading into the inevitable, adding inch after inch to his already enormous frame.

Across from him, Gabe sprawled out lazily, looking just as stuffed—if not more so. His belly was a mountain, round and impossibly bloated, resting heavily on his lap and pressing against the table in front of him. His thick fingers traced idle circles over its surface, feeling the subtle shifts and churns beneath his skin. He was beyond full, his stomach packed with at least two dozen guests from tonight’s gathering.

“BUUURP.” Gabe wiped his mouth with the back of his hand and smirked. “Sorry about your VIP guests, Ant. Still feeling peckish, though.” His voice was smooth, teasing, but there was an unmistakable hunger in his eyes.

Ant exhaled, adjusting his weight as his belly let out a deep, glooorp. The sheer size of it made even the smallest movements a slow, deliberate effort. He owned this club, and he had meant to keep things relatively civil tonight, but then Gabe had arrived—his appetite as boundless as ever.

And now? Well, now there were a lot fewer people in the club.

Ant let his hands rest heavily on his gut, pressing into the tight surface. “You’re insatiable.”

“You love it,” Gabe chuckled, giving the side of his massive stomach a hearty slap. The impact sent visible ripples through the tightly packed dome of flesh, causing a muffled groan from somewhere deep inside. “Admit it—there’s nothing better than feeling them struggle, then… gone. Just you and the weight they left behind.”

Ant bit the inside of his cheek, feeling the last traces of movement inside himself fading into nothingness. Gabe wasn’t wrong. There was something utterly intoxicating about it—the power, the dominance, the sheer, overwhelming fullness.

His gaze drifted toward the only person still standing in the room.

A lone waiter, frozen in place, his face pale as he took in the absolute behemoths in front of him. He had been there at the start of the night, serving drinks to a packed VIP section. Now, he was the only one left. His hands trembled at his sides, his chest rising and falling rapidly as he realized exactly where everyone had gone.

Gabe’s eyes followed Ant’s, and his grin widened. He let out a deep, satisfied sigh, rubbing slow circles over the crest of his enormous gut. “Now he looks like a snack.”

Ant chuckled, though the motion made his overstuffed belly wobble in his lap. “You’re impossible, Gabe.”

“That’s why we’re pals,” Gabe said, shifting forward with a loud, sloshing heave of his massive stomach. The sheer weight of it pressed into his thighs, forcing them apart as he loomed over the waiter. He licked his lips, his smirk widening. “Now… be a good host and send him my way.”

Ant raised a hand and motioned lazily. “Come here, kid.”

The waiter took a single step back, shaking his head. “P-please, I—I won’t say anything, I swear!”

Gabe sighed, his belly gurgling loudly. “Come on now, don’t make this difficult.”

The waiter turned to run—but he never got the chance.

In a blur of movement that seemed impossible for someone so enormous, Gabe reached forward and grabbed him. The young man yelped, thrashing as he was hauled up with shocking ease.

“Shhh,” Gabe cooed, tilting his head back and opening wide.

The waiter’s scream was muffled the moment Gabe stuffed him into his gut. Ant watched, mesmerized, as Gabe worked him down in slow, greedy gulps.

With a final, deep gulp, the waiter vanished completely.

Gabe exhaled, licking his lips, his massive belly groaning in protest. He leaned back, one hand rubbing deep, slow circles over the new weight he had just added to his already enormous gut.

“BUUUUURP.” He sighed, smirking at Ant. “There. Now I’m satisfied.”

Ant just shook his head, adjusting his own massive stomach with a grunt. “For now,” he muttered.

Gabe grinned, slapping his belly again, feeling it slosh beneath his hand. “For now.”

The lounge was filled with nothing but the sound of gurgling, churning digestion and the heavy, slow breathing of two men who had eaten far too much—and loved every second of it.

Ant reclined deeper into the plush seating, his stomach so massive, so impossibly full, that it barely let him shift without a deep, sloshy protest. His hands roamed the taut curve of his gut, feeling the weight, the fullness, the sheer power that came with it. His suit jacket had been abandoned long ago, and even his once-loose button-down was shredded past its limits, what’s left hardly covering the sheer bulk of his monstrous belly.

Across from him, Gabe looked equally stuffed to the brim, if not even bigger. His massive stomach domed out before him, pushing his legs apart and nearly forcing him forward under its own weight. He loved it. He reveled in how heavy, how overfed he felt, every shift making his gut slosh and ripple like a sea of indulgence. His broad fingers kneaded and pressed into his overfed middle, relishing the dense mass, the feeling of dozens of people adding to his size.

“Fuck,” Gabe groaned, rolling his shoulders back, his massive belly surging outward as he stretched. “I don’t think I’ve ever been this full before.”

Ant exhaled, shifting his immense weight as best he could. “Same.” He gave his own belly a firm, appreciative rub, feeling the packed weight shift beneath his hands. “This is… incredible.”

Gabe smirked, reaching out and giving the side of Ant’s bloated stomach a teasing pat. “Look at us, man. We’re huge.”

Ant let out a low chuckle, though even that small motion made his belly wobble with its own immense weight. He felt heavy, but not in a bad way. He felt powerful. Dominant. Vast.

Gabe leaned back, pressing both hands against the crest of his massive gut. “You wonder how much we weigh now?”

Ant blinked, then smirked. “I was just thinking that.”

The problem was, there was no way a standard scale could handle them. Even before tonight’s feast, Ant had already pushed past the limits of normal equipment. But now? Now they were several dozen people heavier.

Ant drummed his fingers against the dense, packed surface of his gut. “I think the kitchen has an industrial scale for weighing bulk shipments.”

Gabe’s eyes lit up. “Now that sounds like a challenge.”

Ant was able to get a few of the remaining staff to get them down to the kitchen using the pallet jacks they usually use for big orders.

Moving was a slow, deliberate process. Any little movement their guts wobble and slosh, the sheer weight of their meals making them truly feel like monuments to gluttony.

Ant was the first to go.

The heavy-duty scale groaned under his weight, his belly jutting out before him, massive and undeniable. The numbers climbed rapidly, ticking up higher and higher, until finally—

1,980 pounds.

Ant exhaled slowly, a satisfied grin spreading across his face. “Damn.”

Gabe smirked. “Not bad, boss. But let’s see where I’m at.”

He rolled onto the scale next, his massive gut pressing forward. The numbers shot up, ticking past Ant’s, climbing even higher—

2,240 pounds.

“Holy shit,” Gabe laughed, his belly wobbling with the deep sound. “That’s gotta be a record.”

Ant smirked, crossing his thick arms over his massive stomach. “Guess that means I have some catching up to do.”

Gabe grinned, patting the side of his own belly. “Don’t worry, buddy. We’ll fix that soon enough.”

Ant’s stomach let out a deep, hungry growl, despite the sheer mass already packed inside.

Gabe licked his lips. “Sounds like you’re already thinking about our next meal.”

Ant chuckled, his massive belly shifting with the movement. “Always.”

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

im playing 3h and yuri walked up w two other folks. balthus, yeah, that makes sense, and *ashe*

now im just imagining yuri has absorbed this kid into the ashen wolves. name fits, youre traumatized enough, our friend now

which is very funny bc while im not using ashe as a unit i am making sure he gets a good ending via marrying ingrid. i want him to have a good life :) their supports are so cute too theyre such nerds

i mean tbh ashe fits very well w the wolves too generally. like hes absolutely a kid theyd exile into Abyss bcuz of Lonato if he hadnt already been in the proper school for a while.

balthus and yuri build him a bunk in Abyss if he wants it and within 4 days hes already moved in and started cleaning up the place. couldnt stand how monastery staff were looking at him post lonato, and hey the assassins down here sure know a lot about how to use a bow. neat

hapi and ashe spending time together being kind of nerdy about things that they feel embarrassed to be weird ant in public. yuri knows and supports their nerdiness by dropping off books and shit but neither has figured it out

candance hyping ashe up being like "no my friend!!! you are just as noble as the rest, your father was a shining example, i believe in you and your ties to him!!!!" like she isnt a therapist but she is w hypeman. and when she gets sad in sunlight hes always there w her umbrella, murmuring similar things but quieter so she doesnt fall into a pit of depression.

balthus bringing ashe out on excursions to do stupid shit, talking to him about girl troubles ("I dunno Balthus, Ingrid's so.. regal and knightly, and I'm just Ashe!" "No no no way, little bro, you're just as knightly! Strong as hell, too!" Cue Balthus grabbing Ashe and nuggie-ing the hell out of him), helping him train his 1v1 skills as well as his bowmanship.

yuri and ashe have a much quieter relationship i think. a lot of quiet support, both ways--yuri complains about some matter he doesnt have time to attend to and he notices randomly that it's been done. ashe shies away from someones ire and they change their mind soon enough. i think it slowly dawns on the both that theyre supporting one another, and they get dinner together to joke about it. but at the end of the day this REALLY feels like one of those friendships where just reading books together quietly is more than enough.

ingrid is, however, not allowed in abyss with ashe. he does have to leave her outside.

okay but who's candance...

[lovelykil]

Hiii can I request hcs for killua with an so who smokes?? Like weed and vape and stuff like that she’s just someone who enjoys getting high yk? Like would he be against it and try to get her to quit or would’ve he want to try it or and if so do you think he’d get high w her often? I love your work btw I go to your page almost everyday to see if you’ve posted anything you’re honestly one of my favorite writers on here 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

headcanons—

: ➛killua

hc; reader who smokes

cw; 🌬🍃

note; STOP IM blushing tysm 😞

“are you seriously high right now”

I think he would lowkey try it, I mean hell whatever it's just some plant right?

first time he took a hit he either didn't have a reaction or coughed till tears fell out of his face while you tried not to laugh, attempting to help him.

then again I'm pretty sure he would be immune to the cannabis though I'm not entirely sure but for the sake of this headcanon he's not

anyway vaping? I'd assume he thinks vaping is pretty lame, just smoke weed pussy

he actually told you this one time lmao

"do you wanna hit my vape kil?" You held the device, shaking it slightly in your grasp.

he looks at you then the vape.

"vape?"

"yeah, it's watermelon flavored." You smile.

he looks unamused, scoffing at your confused face.

"you're a loser you know."

you almost drop the vape, feeling your eyebrows furrow from annoyance.

"you could've just said NO ASSHOLE"

"no, you needed to know" a cat-like grin paints his face.

killua would probably get high a few times with you just because. He sees you outside and you're already passing the rolled-up joint to him.

"I feel like you only wanna be with me when I'm smoking." You tease, watching him inhale. he takes the rolled-up paper out of his mouth and exhales.

"you're an idiot, of course that's not why." He turns to look at you. You grab the joint back and shrug, "whatever you say." You scoot closer to him and look up at the night sky.

you get high ALOT, while he's not that much into it. He doesn't really realize you do it like 24/7 till you guys get assigned a mission.

like take example the ant arc, training to fight knuckle. Of course you trained, but you actually sneaked away to get yourself seeing rainbows then made yourself back inside.

you, kil, and gon walk your way to where knuckle was. You're currently in the back of the two seeing the sky turn all sorts of peculiar colors as you giggle unconsciously.

the continuous laughing eventually makes killua a little annoyed while gon grows a tad bit concerned.

"y/n are you okay? You've been laughing the past 5 minutes." the ravenette stops, turning around. Killua does the same with his arms crossed, staring at you.

"cause the sky is telling me jokes, there's a talking cloud his name is George." You point up. The boys follow your finger, looking up. The boys look at each other having a mutual puzzled expression.

as kil looked down it finally hit him, his eyes meet yours and he could just see those glossy red eyes of yours. He rubs his face with a grumble.

"oh my god."

"hey y/n you kinda have a weird strong scent coming from you."

now at this point he grasps the intensity of this situation and tells you to maybe lay off the weed for a bit, as a concerned friend or if you guys are together

a concerned BOYFRIEND

he doesn't want you to fuck up your brain, cares for you to much.

[sulfurz]

ೃ༄ EDGE OF OBLIVION (dominik mysterio x fem!reader)

ೃ༄ PAIRING: dominik mysterio x fem!reader

ೃ༄ REQUESTED BY: @micheleamidalajedi

Can I have Dominik Mysterio x Fem reader with the prompt "Sometimes I wonder if anyone is glad to have me in their life" I need fluff right now 🥺

ೃ༄ WARNINGS: some existentialism, hurt/comfort but mainly fluffy

ೃ༄ WORD COUNT: 1k

ೃ༄ NOTE: this ended up a little more angsty than intended bc i did some ✨world building✨ but the bits w dom are fluffy i promise. it’s also up for your interpretation at the end whether it’s platonic or romantic!

meeting dominik on the rooftop was becoming a habit by now. or at least, in the rare moments between him touring and training, it came to be his homecoming activity.

the apartment building the two of you lived in wasn’t the greatest, and whilst you were sure the man could, by now, afford much better accomodation, he chose to stick around. it all stemmed from a promise he had made when you were younger and in high school together — that he’d never leave you on your own. you had tried to get him countless times by now to move somewhere nicer, but, as your best friend had always been, dominik remained stubborn as ever.

life for you hadn’t always been easy, but dominik had been there through the brunt of it. he was, really, your rock. it was only natural when you fell for the boy in other ways, and whilst you’d never tell him outright how you felt, you were almost certain he somehow knew. it was unspoken between the two of you, had been ever since you left school, that if things weren’t so messed up beyond your life, something more would be there.

you knew dominik was back in town for a few nights, but he hadn’t had the time to contact you just yet. so when the door to the apartment buildings rooftop opened, and closed with a soft thud, you didn’t need to look behind you to know who was there.

“thought i’d find you up here.” dominik’s voice was like the first flash of a fire in the midst of a cold winter’s night. it wasn’t freezing tonight, but the sun had been absent all day, and it had attempted to rain on multiple occasions, so the warmth he brought just presence wise was more than welcomed against the chill of the air.

you hummed noncommittaly as you looked out over the city, quiet until you reached the clubbing district. it was funny how cars looked like ants from all the way up here, when everything seemed so significant from down there.

dominik took his place by your side, barely an inch between your bodies as he dangled his legs over the edge in a mirror image of your own position. you wasted no time in leaning your head against his shoulder, welcoming the company, the contact, and the body heat he brought with him. his hand crept onto your knee, squeezing your pyjama clad skin almost as though he was testing you were real.

“you’re freezing.” he commented unhelpfully, hand on your knee rubbing gently a few times in a feeble attempt to warn you up.

you turned your head to smush your face into the crook of his neck, allowing the heat in the gap between his hoodie and bare skin to warm you up. “couldn’t be bothered to grab a jacket.”

“one of those nights?” dominik asked gently, allowing his head to rest against yours for just a moment. the hand that was on your knee slipped back between your two bodies, dancing around your back until it could rest on the opposite side of your waist. you leant into his touch, huddling closer to the side of his body.

“sometimes i wonder if anyone is glad to have me in their life.” you spoke, the result of yet another cyclical argument with your parents. but before the sentence had even left your lips entirely, dominik was straightening up against you.

“don’t say that.” he chided, shaking his head firmly as he squeezed your waist.

you could only laugh weakly, sitting up just enough to look at him, finding your best friend already gazing back at you. “it’s hard to think otherwise, dom.”

dominik seemed to battle with himself, just for a moment, mouth opening and closing a few times like a fish before he simply frowned. “you have no idea just what you mean to me, y/n.”

you hummed slightly, eyes scanning his face for any sign of what deeper meaning those words held. you found it easier than expected, for dominik’s eyes held every emotion he had ever experienced, just for that brief moment. it was amazing really, how one simple look from him had your demeanour cracking as your lips turned up from the corners in a tired smile. he was so easy to read, despite this whole air he held about him — or at least, he was easy to read to you, when you knew each and every part of him so deeply.

“what?” he asked quietly, mimicking the smile on your face but coupled with an air of confusion, most likely at the sudden swift change from your existentialism to… he’d call it affectionate amusement?

shaking your head slightly, you couldn’t help but bang your forehead against his shoulder “you’re just so predictable.”

“what’s that supposed to mean?” he feigned annoyance, grinning along with you as he was clearly just elated to see you no longer smiling.

“always here to say something sweet just when i’m moping around.” you scrunched your nose cutely, and dominik couldn’t resist placing a kiss to its tip as a result of the action.

“you’re always moping.” he teased, tickling your waist just for a second “i had to adapt.”

this time, you laughed out loud, more like a cackle in the quiet of the night. dominik only laughed along, however his chuckle was more likely prompted by your outburst.

“i love you.” you stated simply, pressing your shoulder against his side and watching as his own expression lit up.

“i love you too.” he grinned back, practically lighting the whole street with his joy.

it was one of those nights you’d tell people in the future — the type of one where they wouldn’t be able to understand just why it was so special. but you and dom would know, and that was all that mattered.

a/n: find out how to request on my page!

[maristarz]

(Bad Ending)

"You're right... I don't. But... None of our alibis are completely correct or true," she said, with a serious boost in her voice. "Bada... You're being awfully suspicious," Kane stated, looking at her through his sunglasses.

She started to sweat nervously. "W-Well, during the time of his murder, I was in my room, sleeping. I know it's not a strong alibi, but-"

"Bada... Be honest...did you kill Chikaze?"

Her face went pale. She didn't, but they believed she did. "N-No!.. Isn't Holloway the one we've been suspectings?!.. He... He doesn't have an alibi, he's left-handed while I'm right-handed, and-" "That doesn't matter. It could still be you, Bada," Kane firmly stated.

After the trial had ended, Bada had 3 votes and so did Holloway. Monokuma spun the wheel. The blackened chosen is...

BADA SONYEO!

She felt all the eyes on her, thinking she was the killer. Her whole body was shaking. The whole class would be executed. Monokuma cleared his throat. "Ahem? I didn't say whether or not Bada was the killer."

The class had the sad looks on their faces replaced with fearful ones. Bada wasn't the blackened. They were all getting executed.

"The real blackened is..."

"WILLIAM HOLLOWAAAAAY!"

EXECUTIONS

Note: All executions happen at once!

Final Target: Last Stand

Kane is inside of a large, Japanese-style house from the 1800s. Monokumas in the style of assassins start to appear cutting his legs. He stomps and slashes all of them, killing them easily. He finds the producer of the Assassin Monokumas and stabs it several times to get rid of it.

As he killed the Monokumas, he brushed off the mechanical parts stuck in his sweatpants. He rushed out to go save the others, and help them survive.

Survival of the Fittest

Mizuki was dragged into the dark forest, with several large traps and areas with heavy thorns or small rabid animals. She started walking to the entrance of the forest meekly. While she was going slow, she was suddenly met with a wall coming crashing down behind her, going faster and faster.

She worked harder and harder gto et it out, not caring about the bites from spiders and ant on her skin, or the thorns embedded in her body. She jumped over a trap and just then she was about to make it out... She fell into a spike trap.

She held on by pushing her legs and arms against it, struggling to stay strong. Kane grabbed her arm and pulled her up, just when she was about to fall.

The Shade of Blood

Tsuki is inside of a salon. They sweet nervously as they know what's to come. She has to do makeup on her robotic clients. For the first 10, he does it flawlessly. Until his hand twitches and he messes up lipstick. She starts to run, but machine grabs her arm and snaps it.

They struggle to lift the eyeliner pencil, as their dominant hand wasn't able to do it. His hands shake more and he messes up again. The machine snaps his ankle. The makeup artist bears their teeth, tears in her eyes and her body in agony.

After he messes up again, he's terrified of what's to come. Until Mizuki comes and breaks the machine. Tsuki looks up at her from the ground, extremely thankful.

Queen Anne's Revenge

Bada is dragged to her boat, and is in a huge storm. She has to pilot the boat, while Monokumas start climbing on board and tearing up the boat. She steers it towards safety, but water gets on the boat and it starts to sink. As despair starts growing inside of her, a palette on the boat swept up, going towards her at full speed.

Until...

*SQUISH!*

And she wasn't dead? She looked at the sky, and there was a hole in the "sky." Her face contorted in confusion and looked as William layed dead on the floor of the boat. She covered her mouth as to not gag, and steered the boat to safety. But it wasn't there. A rope came from the "sky", and she grabbed onto it and was lifted up by Henso.

They all met at the Trial Room again. "Henso, how were you not executed?" Tsuki asked, her arm in agony. She shrugged. "I dunno. Maybe Monokuma likes me~" she said, playfully. "Sure, mastermind." Her eyes widened. "But I'm not the... The mastermind. What makes you come to that conclusion?.." she said, timidly. "Probably cuz you are!"

[pagodazz]

call me jimmy urine coz this ask is mindless self indulgence.... do u have any like. valentines headcanons for the emh / mla0 cast. like, if they even like the holiday, what they would give to people, what they'd like to receive, stuff like that. if you don't then.... heh....... it's not like i care or anything..... ant with bindle picture (just kidding but if u have any im sitting criss cross eating them up)

I'm not a big valentines day guy but for you,, I'll give you some thoughts...

I don't think Vinnie is very fond of the day, he likes it for other people but never for himself. He calls it s corporate holiday that exists to profit off romance but if he happens to be in a relationship he suddenly really likes the day LMAAOOO. I think he'd go out of his way to get something his partner wants.

So say if we go with vinvan you just know Vinnie is getting Evan the new game he's been talking about and a new knife for the collection. And for habit he'll probably make his own card or offer him a back rub LMAAOO not like Vinnie can go out and buy anything for him

Evan loves it I think, he loves having an excuse to be all lovey, if he could he'd get all his friends chocolates and he'd get Vinnie flowers with a cheesey card and he'd make him breakfast in bed, pretty much the perfect boyfriend 🙏🙏

Michael will let Patrick front with him and they'll go out for coffee or something like that, They treat it as like a self love/self care day. it's not all that important to them but they think it's a good excuse to let them both front at once and they get to share each others company for a bit even though Patrick will never really get to be there physically for him. With Vinnie they will probably stick to chocolates or just quality time together..

Shaun and Stormy are spending ALLLLL day together, Shaun is gonna spoil her and get her so many gifts. that dude is so cheesey. His whole "I found the key to your heart" bit w her 😭😭😭😭 !!! BRO IS CORNY!!! they're deff gonna go out to see a movie or stay in and order some take out.

Steph and Jessa are spending the whole night on the town and they're gonna go out and get drinks and they'll go watch a movie and when they're home they'll cuddle in bed and talk until they fall asleep together

Jeff probably likes getting plushies or candy and he will give people jewelry or flowers or something like that, anything he feels like fits the vibe of his partner...

also Vinnie will DEFF forget it's valentines day until Evan is crawling on him in bed and kissing his face and telling him happy valentines day and that he loves him SOOO much and Vinnie will just grab him and roll over so he's ontop of Evan and falls back asleep

Michael, Evan and Vinnie together??? they are cuddling on the bed and watching horror movies and they're tangled up and talking over the movie and they get distracted kissing more than they're watching the movie

Vinnie, habit and Patrick,,,, they're gonna spend that day do some crazy... crazy wild shit... maybe habit will let Patrick and Vinnie on the loose in the woods and he chases them both down as they try and figure out a way to escape and then habit catches them,, yk !! romance !!! it'll all end in a bunch of kissing dw

[im-a-marion3tt3]

Without it, I'm nobody

Phantom gets more hurt than he's letting on.

"I'm fine, really," Phantom brushed off, acting as if nothing had happened. He had gotten a little playful in his guitar play but when he'd gone down in a stretch. And that's when he felt it, a ripping sensation in his thigh. It was like old elastic in a sock finally cracked. At first, Phantom's leg had only been numb but since then, the pain has only gotten worse. It was hard to bear any weight at all and even walk. Still though, he couldn't let it actually affect him. They had just finished rehearsal and they performed later that night.

"Rory, really, I'll be okay. I'm flexible, shit happens, it barely hurts, okay?" Phantom told the other ghoul, offering her a toothy smile to try and seal the deal; and hide the ache that only seemed to grow. Aurora gave him a knowing look and just shook her head, moving to whisper something to Dew who then told Rain. All three gave Phantom the same look before they turned away from them. It made him feel hot under the collar, hating to feel like he was disappointing anyone.

The show went like it always did. They danced around, performed, flirted, sang and played around. Phantom did his best to look perfectly natural though the longer the night went on, the more pain he was in. It started in his thigh then went down to his knee before snaking back up in his hips and arse. He wanted to scream, to cry, to curl up into a ball and fall asleep to prevent himself from feeling anything. Instead of doing either of those things, though, Phantom dropped to his knees in front of Dewdrop, playfully opening up his mouth and sticking out his tongue. Dewdrop grabbed the back of his head and humped the air before walking off.

As Phantom went to stand up though, a shooting pain shot through his leg, causing him to gasp and screw up the cord. He all but felt more of his leg tear, tears pricking in his eyes as he bit back a yelp of pain. Swiss looked down at him, concerned, though Phantom just felt judgment though.

Regardless, the young ghoul was stuck in that position. It wasn't until Rain noticed and came over, wrapping an arm around Phantoms torso and carefully pulling the smaller ghoul to his feet that he finally was standing. His legs screamed in pain but he put on a happy face and continued. Phantom acted fine up until they finally walked off stage. Once no one could see them, he collapsed to the ground, pulling his leg to his chest, trying to get the pain to stop.

"Hey, hey, Phy, talk to us, what's going on?" Swiss asks as Rain reaches down and carefully picks Phantom up in a bridal hold, making sure to not put pressure on his injured leg.

"It's his leg, the one he hurt during rehearsal," Rain said softly, holding the crying ghoul as he made his way to his dressing room. Aurora, Swiss, and Dewdrop followed him into the small room, concerned to high hell. They stood against the wall, wanting to be out of the way as Rain set Phantom down on his makeup counter. He took a seat on the stool right in front of him.

"What's wrong, Ant?" Rain asked softly, rubbing his hands slowly up and down Phantom's thighs, noting the way he gasped, flinched, and wailed depending on where he pushed.

"Stop! Stop, Rain- please!" Phantom gasped as he touched the back of his leg, shoving the bigger ghoul's hand off of him. He knew that Rain meant well but it felt like someone had set his leg on fire and then proceeded to jump on top of it.

"I'm stopping, I'm stopping," he said softly and quickly, moving his hands to rest on Phantom's calves, "It's your hamstring, baby bug, I think you tore it." The look Phantom made would have had them all laughing under most other circumstances. He closely resembled a kicked puppy; but they all knew why.

"Hey, it's alright, give it a week and you'll be just right again," Rain said, moving a hand to cup Phantom's face, gently rubbing his cheek to hopefully keep the other ghoul from crying.

"B-but tomorrow?" Phantom whispered, only getting a small sad smile from Rain, which made him wail. By the one action he was sent in to full body wracking sobs. Quickly the sitting ghoul had stood up and was now hugging him into his chest tightly, humming a ghoulish him softly. He looked over to Aurora and silently asked for a bandage, wanting to wrap up the injured leg. The much smaller ghoulette nodded and snuck out of the room as Swiss and Dee took this as their opportunity to pull Phantom into an even bigger hug.

"I n-need to preform! I'm... I'm nothing if I dont," he gasped out between cries. The 3 other ghouls met him with a much tighter hug.

"You are always so special, Ant, no matter what you can or can't. It'll hurt you more to perform than if you sit out, I promise, love bug," Swiss whispered before kissing the side of Phantom's head. The poor kit was going to need a lot of reassurance and they all knew that.