#i totally did

[harrysfolklore]

i might or might now have written a blurb last night in case oscar won today

[wonderlandleighleigh]

I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't just ugly cry my way through the misfits and magic finale.

Nope. Never happened.

[npdzane]

Pov ur a formling and this is the last thing you see before ur entire village is frozen over by a man and his husband

[iwd-art]

kyle will learn not to speak ill of his relationship to friends eventually.

ANYWAYS, will jew be my valentines @bloogers-boogers ?🥺💕🫶🏼

[fat-psychward-sockgrippussy333]

Sorry I squirted all over the weed, do you still think I'm hot?

[willow-does-art]

I would NEVER disappear and not post any art for months. Never. Anyways this is a Lifegen (modded Clangen) character of mine! Not actually my POV character, but rather, the nervous aunt-figure. Meet Lyreweb!

[lemon-towne]

Ugh guys no ofc I didn’t base my Roblox avi off of Michaela 🙄🙄🙄

And ur sick for assuming I did.

[wwooyology]

totally didn't just spend an hour revamping my pinned and profile 🫣🫣

[cluelessuserwholives]

working on a sub-zero design, zoned out doing the belt and had to keep with the theme of it. Speaking of theme- I decided to give my sub-zero design an ice climber theme. it was fun combining design elements and thinking about how they would move and fight. lotta fun.

(also I have only played a little bit of Mortal Kombat at an arcade and just have watched the fatalities and a play through of the new mk1 on YouTube I don't know too much about this game and its lore I just love the designs please don't kill me-)

[llannasvsp]

It's time to go to therapy when you're in the middle of a mental breakdown and then say to yourself, "this is why I kin Lloyd". Girl bye-

[amihungryorbored]

might have accidentally stolen an olive oil bottle from the grocery store

[lung-worm2023]

Hey do y’all have any songs that George Harold Melvin And/Or Erica would listen to?

Totally not making Spotify playlists for them.

You can also request songs for Ash, Archer, And/Or Kiara.

Because I TOTALLY didn’t make playlists for them as well.

[tricornonthecob]

I don't know if any of you have gathered this yet but two four of my most favorite subjects are

long, flowing hair

torsos, chests, and delts

prettyboys / twunks

prettyboys /twunks with long, flowing hair and naked chests

I have tried drawing normal physique but I get carried away.

[fightfirst]

pokes this blog like a dead animal. u alive???

[myckicade]

'The Terror' Reactions

Two of my girlfriends have finally sat down and started watching The Terror. They've made it to the middle of episode six, and they seem to be getting the Full Terror Experience. So far, I've received mixed, and amusing reactions. They've been so good, I've kept a list.

Warning: Some spoilers ahead!

Disclaimer: We've been best friends for more than twenty years, so some of this may make me sound like a terrible friend, but... I am. So.

One is taking my dislike of Hickey as a personal offense. (To which I tell her, "Hey! More for you!"). But she's bound and determined that the sun shines out his ass, and that I have no taste in men. What my visual assessments have to do with characterization and plot, I have yet to uncover.

The other wants to dig a hole and bury Goodsir on God's back forty. I might be offended by this one, primarily because her only reasoning is, "I don't like his face."

Neither like Crozier. Mr. Doom & Gloom isn't going to be voted Miss Congeniality, any time soon. I think the whiskey has something to do with it. Call me Sherlock.

Both - and this is possibly my favorite - believe that Jopson is up to something. "Nobody that pretty is innocent." The running theory right now is that playing nursemaid is a front, and Jopson is going to use the Powers of Pretty to manipulate Crozier into doing something dreadful. (Jopzier is my flagship. This is killing me).

They've gone Switzerland on the subject of James Fitzjames. This will not stand.

Tuunbaq is a collective hysteria brought on by scurvy. Who knew?

Got a little turned around with the flashes back and forth to England. John Bridgens and Sir John Ross believed to be the same person. Questioned extensively over how one man could be on the counsel, and also serving aboard Erebus. "Old grey men, they all look alike!" Momentary hilarity ensued (but only for me).

^ I explained this with visual aides, in the form of a picture of John Lynch, side-by-side with a picture of Clive Russell. It took fifteen fucking minutes. It was a real, "Fruit... Fruit! Tits... Tits!" Moment. (If you don't get that, please go watch Black Sails).

I couldn't figure out who the fuck they meant when they mentioned Captain Morgan to me, this morning. "I've watched this series fifteen times. Who the shit are you looking at?" It was Le Vesconte, y'all. During his announcement of the Carnivale. I had to hang up the phone.

"The surgeon and the grumpy doctor eyefucking is speaking to me." <- Left on my FB page.

"Why didn't they grow a garden below deck?" is possibly the dopey-est thing I've ever heard either of them say. Love them.

"I didn't know tin cans caused scurvy!" I amend my previous statements.

I can't wait for them to get off the ships. While entirely entertaining, my sanity can't take much more of this.

[wtfuckevenknows]

Did I book London plane tickets this morning????

Maybeeeeeeeee……