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izvmimi · 6 days ago

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i cannot be reading other people’s reports out loud for people if you are a surgeon i shouldn’t be having to chew the report up into digestible pieces you need to learn how to read

#i’m being unfair cuz this person has probably had 3 hours of sleep in the past 48 hours but like #there are limits #why am i on the phone with you for 15 minutes to parse something out line by line #i too have a job #mannnnnnn #mimi medicine

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annalyticall · 1 year ago

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My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly

#the thing is I'm not too old but i have also lived long enough to know how shortlived some trends are #it's called 'sometimes having a job and paying bills puts things into perspective'

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liquidstar · 1 year ago

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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

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hmslusitania · 4 months ago

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Origins: the world is ending and you and your one remaining coworker are the only option left to save it.

II: the unavoidable tragedy of a queer friend group/polycule trying and failing to save their fucked up city

Inquisition: you went to a conference and accidentally ended up in charge of saving the entire world (again) with a team of colleagues who are (mostly) professionals and outstanding in their fields.

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Veilguard:

Rook: hey, I suffered from “sudden field promotion” after “fucking everything up worse than it already was.” I’m putting a team together to kill at least one, maybe three, Gods

Seven of the most unwell people in Thedas: say no more, I’m in

#dragon age #I have to just live here for the next [checks notes] four years so #they did a really good job giving Rook my favourite aspects of the HoF and Hawke’s set ups #I mean. it is probably too soon to state this officially #but it miiiiiiiiiiight be my favourite da game???????

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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make it vicious, take a stab

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jujutsu gojo #jjk gojo #jjk satoru #blood/#jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #just in case idk #i believe in night moves fv supremacy #i feel like i say this every time but im dead deceased on the floor in the ground etc etc #maximum effort fr gojo as usual sighhhhhhhhhhhh #3 days on this mf who let me draw another mirror who didnt talk me down #i got so frustrated after i finished his reflection only to realize i had a whole other half gojo to draw #do not look too closely ik its not perfectly mirrored ik ik ik i wanted to die the whole time pls b kind #especially the hair gjhdfkdgk the last mirrored char i drew was megumi and at least with him his hair is dark #with which i can Conceal my mistakes #none of tht here sighs . this freak and his florescent hair #anyway even tho i died and perished and expired etc i am . SO happy w this u have no idea #blood sweat and tears went into this one #and easter eggs! so many easter eggs #pls take it and enjoy im tired of staring at him and his god awful lipstick job . make yourself decent smh

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 4 months ago

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do you even remember the lives that you threw away like trash

continuation of this

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egophiliac · 6 months ago

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(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #smoking #my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys #and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT #on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team #regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good #(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire #the results may shock you #(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you

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flowercrowncrip · 5 months ago

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Disabled people who want to and can work deserve to be able to access fair, good quality employment without discrimination.

Disabled people who are unable to work deserve to be able to afford to live a good quality life without facing discrimination

#Being able to access the job that I love has been a game changer for my quality of life #And I think other people have the right to access that too #But I don't think employment is safe or right for everyone #And those people also deserve to live good lives

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lotus-pear · 8 months ago

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horrendously late entry for @luneariann’s dtiys!! congrats on one million ely i’m so proud of you <3

#this was due two days ago but tumblr banned me from posting 😍#sry i had to alter the pose bc i CANNOT draw extended limbs i hope you don’t mind ely😭😭😭😭😭#hope i at least got the flowers and color palette somewhat similar (i did not draw any of the flowers you chose💔💔)#ANYWAY COLORING THIS WAS SO FUN FRFR I LOVE SIMPLE CLOTHING RAAAAHHHH��️‼️#THE PROMPT WAS SO CUTE TOO…….SKK DANCE WAUGHHH #the ppl in my inbox can leave now i drew skk dance pls leave me alone 😔#THE PARTICIPANTS ALL DID SUCH A GOOD JOB HAVE A FUN TIME GRADING EVERYTHING 🙏🏼🙏🏼#(imagine having to choose between so many beautiful entries i would cry personally)#ANYWAY CONGRATS AGAIN YIPPEEEEEE ILY ELY THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD FRIEND ♥️♥️♥️#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #skk #lotus draws #dtiysluneariann

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suja-janee · 1 month ago

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I’ve been losing my mind over these guys recently

#transformers #humanformers #decepticons #Starscream #skywarp #thundercracker #Soundwave #shockwave #wavewave #seekers #a lot of these are unfinished cause my iPad started overheating 😭#idk how actual pilot uniforms are supposed to look- tbh I just worked off one ref image + some from top gun #I don’t really want it the fits to look too similar to any existing uniforms cause I’m not trying to imply anything #anyway- thundercracker has honestly turned out to be my potential favorite??#I’m not sure yet cause I basically love all the main decepticons but fr it might be thundercracker #but it’s okay- I don’t HAVE to pick one fave I suppose #ughhh transformers has been such a nice change of pace from mk cause what is even going on over there??#I’m only excited for the t1000 and I’ve been DYING waiting for him to be playable #terminator 2 honestly in my top 10 movies and t1000 in top ten villains tbh #Robert Patrick did such a phenomenal job it just hasn’t been topped #but yeah wtf is even going on in mk?? like who the flying fuck asked for Conan??#but anyway I should probably actually draw either prime or tf one #I just love g1 so much plus the designs are literal squares it’s so much easier 😭#I’m also just attached to who whimsical it is? such simpler times #I think transformers tries to hard to be dark and brooding sometimes #which is my main criticism for how Optimus is in prime but that’s a whole nother conversation #I will say though prime did a good job of converting the dark bayverse designs #and making them fun an appealing to look at #doodle #my art

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canisalbus · 10 months ago

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*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*

Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.

*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*

Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this: