#i told her to wage psychological warfare but my mum has ideas about going in as a customer and being an absolute nightmare to the bitch

[captain-noir]

just got off a conference call with the fam and by fam i mean cousins and grandparents and great uncles all coz my baby sister (22) rang my mother up, in tears coz her bitch ass manager yelled at her in front of customers. murder was plotted. an entire smear campaign was launched. doxxing was considered. my brother is on his way to the shop with the intention to get her fired. madness. literally spent the last hour of my work in the toilet trying to talk various family members off the ledge.

[simmancy]

Spooky Spoopy Halloween Tag

I was tagged by @simsplyirresistible! Thanks ♥

Are you a Tricker or a Treater:  Depends who’s asking (winky face emoji). No but seriously probably a tricker. I can’t help myself. I like being tricksy. :\ 

What’s your inner demon: the unending call of the abyss. anxiety.

What monster would you be: ummmmmmmmm the phantom of the opera, probably.

How would you be in a horror movie:  So my friends and I used to debate this exact question before--I am either the Drew Barrymore character who dies right in the beginning because I kinda goaded the killer on, or I am Final Girl Neve Campbell who made it to the end but has been changed irrevocably.

There was a whole debate on why it worked out this way in my group of friends, but the general analysis was “Kit is a girl; Kit is usually The Girl in the group; you can’t kill The Girl until the end.” .......you know, unless she’s the KILLER. Hmm.

Are you easily scared:  Kinda? It’s more that I’m scared.... of being scared. In practice, I tend to do fine (I’ve survived multiple haunted houses and hayrides and corn mazes and whatnot, but I need to be dragged kicking and screaming to said places)

What are you Afraid of: the unending call of the abyss; snakes (I can look at them, sorta, but I can’t be near them); being abducted by aliens (see below)

Nurture or Torture:   Nurture, omg I don’t wanna torture anyone!!!

What scared you when you were young: Flukeman; The X Files in general. I was the first child born to my parents.... They made some mistakes like “letting Kit watch Jaws as a baby” and “watching The X Files with her nearby”

Any near death experience: yes

Walk in mysterious liquid or mysterious Forest: ew definitely the forest. like honestly, who’s picking the liquid??

What is the worse thing possible: a snake slithering underneath you without you knowing. 

You go with your heart or brain: heart. can’t trust the brain, too riddled with anxiety.

You like your room dim or bright: I regularly forget to turn the lights on in my room at night. So... Dim.

Who would kill you, your mum or dad: my mom, hands down. My dad couldn’t hurt a fly. My mom would absolutely kill me.

Evilest thing you ever done: So I don’t know if this is inherently evil, but it’s definitely petty and the most Regina George thing I’ve ever done. In high school, I dated this guy who had previously dated a girl I knew (we were not friends. She was very explicit on the fact that we were not friends). His ex was still in love with him//upset he had moved on, and was really awful to me as a result. Anyway, I decided to start waging psychological warfare on her in revenge.

I won. :|  But at what cost. At what cost.

Oh! Also, when customers at work make me to the back to get them “fresh, DRY cole slaw” I purposefully dunk that shit in the mayo-juice out of spite. If there’s not any mayo on the cole slaw it’s JUST SAD CABBAGE. JUST BUY A BAG OF THE FUCKING COLE SLAW MIX IF THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT. AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHH.

okay.

What did you dress up as last year: UMMMMM.... I didn’t go out anywhere last year, but I did wear my Ouija board dress.

Anything bad happened to you lately: honestly life is “okay” right now. besides some miscellaneous work bullshit (literally, I swear, on my day off the place goes insane. every week without fail. always something)

What is your favorite candy or snack: favorite snack is anything salty (chips, popcorn, Chex Mix); favorite candy.... oh boy. I have a weakness for sour skittles; I love Bit O’ Honeys too.

What Villain would you date: Kylo Ren. (honestly I’m like.... low-key attracted to Adam Driver and I have no idea why. He kinda looks like Keanu Reeves had a lovechild with a gremlin but... still, damn)

What is your biggest flaw: I have lots of flaws. I’m vain, I’m awkward, I’m extremely messy (like, my room is messy). On bad days with my anxiety, it’s really bad.

Favorite scary movie/game: Scream!!

What do you find sick: Lots of things. Does anyone truly approve of bestiality, necrophilia, pedophilia, etc?

Are you a demon or an angel: oh yikes, I don’t even know. I’m just a person haha!

Random thing about you: idk if I’ve told this story before, but at my best friend’s wedding in May, another friend and I drank the open bar out of wine. (it was... a riesling.... yes I know). But yeah, seriously, we drank all of it. 

Describe one or some favorite bloggers as a monster: I guess a nixie or a kelpie because I’m constantly DROWNING IN A SEA OF EMOTION.

I’m bad at tagging people, I’m tagging everybody |D