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kirshimadenkisero · 4 months ago

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things my friends have said, a collection (ft a couple quotes from shows/games) ((credits to my best friend for compiling them for me))

for privacy reasons i’ve censored the names

“Haha suck it (random name)!” (not entirely sure where this one came from so i’m guessing they’re talking about someone they know??)

“Smells like sour cream depression”

“I’m busy being gay”

“Birbs get bitches”

“Yes. I kill joe Biden”

“You simply have less value”

“You are a coffee bean”

“I will go full frog mode on your bitchass-“

“I don’t know how to eat abbles-“

(PS: he was eating a fukin pear 😀)

“WAIT- GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE GERMAN?!”

(offers grapes) “Sure, as long as they aren’t grape flavored”

“I’m a bitch and I’m a stitch”

“My brother is immune to getting r a n o v e r b y c a r s . . .”

“He now look like a wet rat and smell like cucumber”

“Tao Su looks like British Justin Bieber”

“#LockedUpForLife”

“He put his heart and soul into that dance”

“DO I HEAR A FUCKING MICROWAVE???”

“merry birthing”

“You stole kids candy, prepare to meet Jesus”

“Material gworl💅✨🏳️‍🌈”

“I bet it was the Shrek DVD…”

“I now know what I’m gonna get you for Christmas… t h e r a p y”

“the lake is thirsty…”

“IS STEVEN JESUS?!?!”

“where did his child go???”

“You are a spineless pretzel-“

“ŠTÄÇŸ MØVË!!!”

“Hey is that plane outside my window getting bigger???”

“Kneecaps gone. Insurance? Gieco.”

“Hippty Hoppity, get off my property”

“Are you getting your clothes from the back of Spencer’s??”

“My second wish would be a Mary Poppins bag full of fresh garlic bread”

“THERE COULD ONLY BE ONE!!”

“Mice and vanilla deer fries”

“DONALD DUCK IS THAT YOU?!!?!”

“Was that a deer??”

“Steve what are you doing here?? WHY ARE YOU IN MY LUNCHBOX-“

“I’m here to sell your kidneys”

“I ŁÏVĘ ĪÑ THË WÆTĖR!”

“Excuse me. That’s my front lawn you’re talking to.”

“I DONT KNOW I CANT COUNT 🥲”

“Why don’t I have no fingers…. (friend), did you steal my fingers again???”

“That notification sound sounded delicious. Absolutely exquisite 🤌🏽”

“Is water wet???”

“Water is crazy, you can boil in it, you can drown in it, yet we need it to survive”

“That just sounded like my sisters spine at 3:00AM 💀”

“THERES POISONOUS SKUNKS. THEY’RE MULTIPLYING AAAAAAAA”

“It’s supposed to be hot cocoa but it’s looks

s u s s y-“

“2020 part 4”

“YUO MAMMA’D YOUR LAST MIA”

“Bestie, I love you but calm down about the raisins 😀”

“I'm not alive🧍🏻‍♀️”

“Bro got sent to the shadow realm-“

“Quickly, hide the stock before the landlord finds us!!”

“Make the taxidermy dance...”

“Philza, you haven’t been collecting my wood have you?”

“ITS PHILZA MINECRAFT!! HES IN MY MINECRAFT SERVER!!!”

“I DONT KNOW, GRAB A BROWNIE OR SOMETHING.”

“What the fuck is a Spinosaurus, a dinosaur with a spine???”

“Oh, it’s weed boy”

“Hippity hops, ima call the cops 😀”

“Be right back, gotta go walk my fish-“

“WHY IS THE DOOR WALKING??”

“I gotta go fold the dishes”

“You just haven’t mastered the spoon yet”

“He wouldn’t know, he’s a pencil 😄”

“Do you see the screen? Are you sure you aren’t deaf-“

“That wasn’t powder on that donut…”

“NAPOLEON III IS A PATHETIC IDIOT WHO GETS NO BITCHES”

“My sister just brought me a penguin, and it threw up crayons”

“He’s a closeted American”

“You ain’t scared of the ocean until you see a t-posing squid”

“Ah women”

“Did Youtube find out I was religious???”

“Where’s my 15% off you rip off midget dinosaur”

“It would be funny if he choked and died” (i would like to mention this was said by my friend’s teacher)

“Don’t come to the circus tomorrow Ragatha”

“No, you aren’t a loser, you’re just colorblind”

“BOMBBB-“

“Call me a triple A battery, cause I have Anxiety, ADHD, and Autism!!”

“Bro became a vacuum cleaner 😭”

“I HATE SPLASH MOUNTAINNN!1!1!!!1!!”

“Fuck it, we ball 🏀”

“IF I RUN FAST ENOUGH, THE VOICES CANT CATCH UP”

“RED ENVELOPE FROM GRANDMA!?!? THAT MEANS MONEY!!!”

“It’s called neighbors, we are allowed to have them”

“So what. He can eat spaghetti out of his eyes”

“she wishes a broken leg upon you”

“Me and my crayons can do this shit anymore”

“Swaggy animal cruelty”

“I will temporarily sue you and your family”

“Yeehaw that motherfucker”

“Oh wow, I just killed two people”

“Whitey Kitey is MAD”

“So imagine me trying to break human skin 🥰”

“John Doe is a he/him lesbian”

“He got them string cheese bangs”

“Alas, for this is an example of the pain I must go through with this curse of immortality. Though I may never have my final breath, the price is eternal suffering”

“Cause they’ll think you’re all German Nazis who are trying to do a poison delivery”

“His birthday is on April 1st. His birthday is a joke”

“I WILL BURN YOUR COOPERATION INTO THE GROUND IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO”

“IM GOING TO SKIN THE OWNER OF RITZ ALIVE”

“A woman, in her late thirties, wearing a school issued swimsuit. Worst of all, she was rocking it” - Rae Taylor

“Isn’t your life already crumbling apart”

“ITS A FORBIDDEN MIXTURE”

“IM ON THE PODIUMMMMM”

“WHAT IS THIS. I DONT SPEAK BAGUETTE”

“Peaceful yuri in the wild”

“Buddy, I’m in normal math. Compact math people are CRACKED-“

“I CAN SEE THE AUTISM IN HIS EYES”

“Bro looks both ways when he crosses the street unwillingly”

“I don’t care when you deliver them to me. Expiration dates don’t matter to me-“

“Friendship levels?? More like Yuri levels.”

“YOU BETTER FUCKING PRAY CEO OF MAX”

“Okay I admit it. I’m guilty of slave ownership”

“She sounds like a starving Victorian child 😭”

“Now go adventurer, and have this. A gun.”

“I will paper cut your eyes in your sleep”

“THEN IM GOING FOR THAT BITCHASS WHORE AUTOCORRECT”

“HER PANTS WOULD BE ON FIRE RIGHT NOWW”

“I just want to have a friendly conversation with him, me, and my gun”

“IM GONNA TURN THE OWNER OF CHICK-FIL-A INTO ROASTED CHICKEN”

“DUDE HES GOING THROUGH A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND YOURE TALKING ABOUT TACOS”

“DAMNNIT BUBBLE I TOLD YOU THAT INVADING IRAQ WAS A BAD IDEA”

“If my dog doesn’t shut the fuck up after three strikes I will yell at her in less passive and more aggressive German.”

“Buenos días fuckboy”

“Wow, (friends name)-censorship”

“ITS NOT A PHASE MOM, BEING AN ORANGE EMO TRACK RUNNER IS MY PERSONALITY!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!”

“Oh my days, my Cheeto is turning into a cheese puff”

“I love my emo son”

“Listen, I’m not gay. That’s only on Thursdays”

“I just went up there for a bandaid and I got her toes?!!?!!”

“What did he do to deserve becoming a pretzel berry”

“I HATE YOU DREDNAW. YOU WILL BECOME AN ORPHAN ON THE STREETS”

“I wouldn’t be surprised if he burned down a convenience store, but yeah he’s nice”

“No, it’s only a very late abortion”

“THIS IS WHY GIRLS RULE AND BOYS DROOL”

“God damn it’s genetic 😨”

“It’s crustier than William Afton”

“Well, I’m gonna die anyway but red would be pretty cool”

“Not a gram of hetero blood in their veins”

“Oh the law? That’s not a thing”

“POLLINATE MY BROTHER IN HONEY”

“Do I look like I speak Beepanese?”

“I’m pretty sure I’m not even legally allowed to have this-“

“He looks like if god sniffed a line of coke and then tried to recreate Squirtle from memory” (talking about chewtle)

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jackslocket · 6 months ago

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thanks for the tag @luvscharlos, mwah <3

who’s your fav driver? you guys will NEVER guess who, i am mysterious and incredibly nuanced with how i feel about my fav driver. my entire blog does Not revolve around said driver that would be STUPID. (carlos sainz)

do you have other fav drivers? oh the list is extensive - but charles is right right up there next to carlos (his wet cat energy has captivated me body and soul 💔), oscar, lando, jack doohan and logie bear too!! but also i fucking LOVE jenson button. i will never not love jenson button he is My Guy

who’s your least fav driver? i am not a hater!! i am a LOVER . peace n love on the planet earth 🫶🏽(liar. it's ocon, i just dont care for him much 🧀)

do you pull for drivers or do you like teams as well? sigh. i will always be a Ferrari Girl. destined (cursed) to be stuck here forever

if you like teams, who do you pull for? FORZA FERRARI SEMPREEEE‼️🔥💯🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

how long have you been into f1? 🧍🏽‍♀️ i have been here since the beginning of the 2024 season

what got you into f1? i followed the natural pipeline of cars (2006) starring owen wilson -> fast and furious -> making my Entire personality abt fast cars -> eventually f1 (also @verstap-it really solidified it for me, she was like 'hey WATCH THIS bitch' and threw media at me until i fell down the rabbit hole with her)

do you enjoy fanfic/rpf? is this even a question.

how do you view new fans? i am a New Fan™ so.........

if you could take over as team principal for any team, who would it be and why? i should not be allowed a leadership position of any sorts, that would be irresponsible (*rattling the bars of my enclosure* FERRARI LET ME INNNNNNN) but actually, put me in williams, im sick of williams. logan deserves better #justiceforlogansargeant2024

are your friends and family into f1 as well? my mother grew up a schumi girl but refused to watch the sport after he stopped racing . ithink the fact this is My Thing now puts her off significantly because she sees me scream at the tv for ferrari and sees her a little 😭 - my brother is a rbr fanboy, loves max verstappen but Refuses to watch the races too because..... i am insufferable about them !! i have a few f1 friends, and they're all just as insufferable as i am - i also yap about it to my non-f1 friends and make obscure references constantly, theyhate me its great :)

are you open to talking to other fans/ making friends? ALWAYS. pls hit me up i love talking to new people and i need more f1 moots!!

tagging w/ no pressure: @verstap-it, @mclarengirlie, @sai-lec, @starsainz, @leclair-leclerc, @chilling-seavey n anyone else <3

#SO FUN SOSO FUN #i felt a little deranged writing this #tag games #itzel <3 #saved

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dukesoakedoats · 2 years ago

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My Saint-2

a extra one shot for my fic, for this story guys let’s pretend Eoin lived and the French are already at the SAS camp okay? Mhm okay. I know this is significantly out of character for Eoin but uhhh 🧍🏽 Fan fics am I right? Ao3 link posted in comments. This is not beta read 🤡 we die like Og Eoin

“Eoin we need to talk” Stirling said looming over the Catholic boy. Stirlings face was plagued by wrinkles and lines of worry, of course they would be none of this was normal , nothing was okay. While Eoin was always taught to respect people in charge, and had great admiration for his superior he found his respect being replaced with hatred and loathing.

“Fuck off Stirling” Eoin hissed back with venom “it’s all YOUR FUCKIN FAULT!” Eoin lunged at the Brit standing mere center meters from his face, Eoins eyes were bloodshot and a vein was visibly popping out from his forehead , it felt good to lose control like this , to be free, maybe that’s why Paddy does (did) it often.

“YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT EOIN!” Stirling roared pressing his forehead with Eoins

“I HAVE EVERY FUCKIN RIGHT TO SPEAK TO YOU LIKE THAT YOU CLOWN!” Eoin roared spitting in Stirlings face. His heart was beating too fast, adrenaline was pumping through his veins but so was sadness, complete and utter sadness. He removed himself from Stirlings presence and threw himself onto his and Paddy’s cot. There were two cots in the tent but Eoin and Paddy only slept in one due to Paddy’s nagging about how he wanted to be close to his Belfast boy, his and only his. How he wanted to be able to feel their skin touch the others and how he could hear Eoins breath to assure himself that his lover was alive. God, how he wished he could hear Paddy’s breath or his faint snores but he can’t , he can’t anymore.

“Y-you did this to me.”Eoin declared with the undenying sound of defeat lacing through the declaration “ you took him from me , you took my love, my P-paddy.” Even saying his name hurt “ all for a little stupid raid for those French fuckers.”

Silence.

Another beat of silence.

And another.

If Eoin couldn’t hear the faint chatter of the others in the hall next door he would think he had gone deaf. He remembered how much Paddy hated unnerving silence, said it made him feel naked, attacked and vulnerable. He remembered when he saw Paddy hum a little tune to himself in his cell after he had beaten up their last commanding officer, he remembered because that song was for Eoin, the tune. The melody, all for Eoin. It was called “Redemption” because apparently for Paddy that’s what Eoin was, redemption. It made Eoin chuckle but all that escaped his mouth was a grunt. There was no time to laugh , there was only time for revenge. And by God Eoin would get his revenge for what they did to his soulmate.

“Paddy knew he could die at any moment here.”Stirling replied as if he was a robot devoid of all feeling or memories of Paddy. It made Eoin see red. Paddy’s body hasn’t even been put in the ground six feet under and they already had the fuckin audacity to try to erase him from their memories.

“You, Stirling, could of said no, you could of gone with them. It could of been you not him!”

“Eoin….”

“No! Don’t ya fuckin dare say Eoin to me, if that had been Jock or that woman Paddy told me about (Eve), you would be even madder than me!”

Stirling was still, a statue. Did he have no emotions, nothing?

Eoin must of been shouting too loud and alerted some comrades as the next moment Augustin had found his way to the mouth of Eoins and Paddy’s tent with a face full of sorrow and regret. Sorrow and regret that Eoin knew was not genuine but a fuckin facade he put on. Eoin knew he was happy Paddy was dead, it seemed like everyone was either happy to be free of the madman or indifferent. Eoin wanted to kill them all and now that thought scared Eoin because he was not a violent man…… was he?

“Eoin” the Frenchman spoke “ I am sorry for your loss. Paddy Mayne was a great fighter.”He wasn’t just a great fighter he was a great person “but he died for the greater good, without him me and my men would be dead , your sorrow doesn’t go unnoticed but do not blame us blame the fascist , blame the war , blame the desert but not us. We miss him too.”

We, Eoin clicked his tounge and he stood up and supported himself by leaning on a chest in the middle off the room, Dark red wood and silver clasps. It was beautiful , Eoin could see why Paddy had been so insistent on stealing it from a raid when they had first started. Mm paddy and his great ideas.

“You are wrong , you French fool” Eoin heaved “ I do not blame you only, when I am done with the fascists, when I am done with peeling the skin off their bones, when I am done making them weep for their mothers, when I am done painting their base with red I will turn to you Augustin, and you Stirling for you are not blameless, I will soak myself in your blood like a baby being baptised, I will drown myself in the sea of red and bathe in it. Do you understand me Augustin?” Eoin turned to face him and Stirling who still had that pitiful look on his face. “I will make the desert a abundant ocean of just YOUR BLOOD!” Eoin slammed his fist down on the chest.

He hated this feeling, this feeling of rage and anger, he hated it. All he yearned for was to be with Paddy kissing his body and worshipping it, to run his fingers through the older man’s hair and kiss his beard. To trace his spine up and down or hold him on his chest while he reads poetry. To be in love, and safe with his angel. That’s all he wanted , all he needed. Yet, god is a sadist and enjoys seeing Eoin bubble to the brim with hatred was one of his favourite past times. Paddy was called the madman and Eoin would gladly carry on that name for him.

Eoin carried on talking even though he could feel his voice become shaky and uneven “I-if he hadn’t of gone to save you or your group , he would be alive here with me….”

“The Germans” Augustin said cautiously “ are the ones who pulled the trigger,sir.”

He knew that, he had been told by some of the soldiers the fate of his love, how a German pressed a gun right on his temples and demanded to know where the camp was, where the SAS was where the camp was. Paddy is (was) stubborn like a bull so he didn’t say it and… and… the German fascist pulled the trigger.

Paddy couldn’t even have the dignity of dying fighting.

“But it was you who led him there.” Eoin retorted back, he had no time to be arguing with fools. Looking over to his left he saw something sticking out of Paddy’s pillow, he stood up to investigate raising suspicion from Augustin and Stirling.

“Mcgonigal what are you doing?”

Eoin didn’t know who said that , he only knew it was annoying him like how the buzz of a fly in a quite room drives a person mad, mhm yes, they were all flies to Eoin. Useless with no purpose, the reason Eoin was here was gone and so therefore was his respect to them all, they were flies. Shit beneath his feet. He lifted the pillows corner and there under it was a knife, he recalled where Paddy had gotten that knife, after a raid he had been eyeing it up on a fascists dead corps, it had the engraving of a eagle in its hilt and on the blade itself there were beautiful patterns. It was Paddy’s favourite find from a raid , he would always carry it with him , attaching it to one of his belt loops and making his own personalised sheath for it. The dagger was holy to Eoin, it was something of Paddy’s, he carefully took it out from under the pillow. There was no doubt that the other two figures in the room had seen it, high on alert. Eoin bought the blade up to his chapped and dry lips and kissed it, tenderly and with so much love and affection. It was like he and Paddy were once again kissing. Hands intertwined with one another , hiding behind the sand dunes. Paddy pushing himself on to Eoins chest and leaning in to his lips and then afterwards peppering the man’s chest with little love bites.

“Mcgongical.” Jesus, did Stirling not know when to shut his mouth? “Put it down.” He commanded Eoin to do so, expected him to do so. A entitled fool Stirling was.

The atmosphere in the tent was tense , not even a knife could cut it , maybe a chainsaw but who knows. Eoin bought the knife down to his side and slowly turned to face the others, it was like he was possessed his movement unnatural, animalistic. He didn’t even feel his tears that had been running out from his eyes, leaving multiple streaks on his cheeks and dampening his long and brown eyelashes. Paddy always loved his eyelashes and eyes, called it the window to the soul.

“Sir,” Augustin said with caution as he ever so slightly started to move back “he wouldn’t want to see you like this, he wouldn’t want this fate to befall you.”

“I.don’t.care.” Eoin responded mutely , gripping the hilt of the dagger so much saw his knuckles were becoming white. Eoin knew that this wasn’t the way but it was the only way, all that anger and frustration that had been festering in his hate had finally over-boiled, no one knew Paddy like he did , all they saw him for was the madman, the fool, the violent dog. Not the real Paddy, not the man who wanted to be a poet, not the man who would calm Eoin to sleep and not the man who could talk for hours about his family and the love he shared for them. No, if they thought Paddy was a violent dog, what would they think Eoin was?

Eoin lunged at Augustin with the dagger , with the sole intention of drawing blood from the French man. It was a absolute circus, Stirling tried to restrain Eoin but the younger was taller and lankier than the Brit and could easily weave himself out of the hold, Augustin had taken to trying to run out of the tent only for Eoin to pounce on him and wrestle him to the sand,dagger in hand. He could smell the fear coming from Augustin , he could see it in his eyes. Then.

He slashed Augustins chest with Paddy’s knife. It was a long gash, but nothing too life threatening , but not insufficient that the victim would need feel pain. Eoin liked that, liked how the French fool withered under him , tried his best to be free of Eoins grasp, tried to reason with Eoin. Pathetic site. Eoin didn’t notice how Stirling had run over to the scene and hoisted Eoins body off their comrade and thrown him on to the sand, hard.

“EOIN WHAT THE FUCK?!”

Eoin stared at the scene, at what he had done.

“DO YOU HEAR ME MCGONIGAL?! DO YOU?!”

Eoin looked at Paddy’s blade, blood was running down to the sharp metal tip of the dagger , Eoin would have to clean it. He knew Paddy hated his stuff getting dirty. He stood up and went to go to his tent. Yes, sand was in his hair but that’s okay, Paddy could just clean it out later for him.

“EOIN WHERE THE FUCK DO YA THINK YA GOIN HELP ME TAKE HIM TO THE MEDIC.”

Eoin couldn’t hear Stirling or Augustins cries. He was in his own delusional world , walking up to his tent like everything was okay. Sitting himself on their shared bed and wiping off all the tainted blood on Paddy’s blade with a piece of cloth he had found somewhere , he couldn’t quite recall where though. He cleaned it religiously as if he was one of Jesus disciples washing Jesus feet. An act of servitude. Eoin thought how happy Paddy will (would) be when he discovers that his blade is being taken care of. Eoin couldn’t wait to see Paddy again, even though his chest was heaving and being racked with sobs, even though he felt the sting in his eyes and his vision become glossed over by the tears , he still smiled and sat on his and Paddy’s bed. Waiting for Paddy to burst through the tent at any moment, face caked in sand and blood and waiting for the older man to throw himself on to Eoin and embrace him , maybe even kiss him if they’re had time. Yes, Eoin mused, he would wait for Paddy for a day. If Paddy doesn’t come back , Eoin will simply join him. He will walk into the desert and the sand dunes with a pistol and nothing more and join Paddy.

Paddy to Eoin was , and is everything.

They will be reunited again , no matter what.

#paddy x eoin #eoin mcgonigal #eoin x paddy #sas rogue heroes #my fic #paddon #Eoin makes his own stages of grief

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squippy360 · 2 years ago

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people always think superman is dom 🧍🏽 so can you do bottom clark x dom reader? 🤌🏽

Me🤝you

Sub!Clark Kent x Dom!Male reader

Cw:(pretty basic, smut, aftercare, he accidentally breaks something)

Clark Kent was always such a big "scary" muscular man when it came to fighting villains. He puffed his chest out and held confidence in his steps. But, once he walked through the door that entered his shared apartment with you, he absolutely melted into your arms. That strong and powerful man was now a submissive and adorable boy beneath you. He had a particularly hard day at work and needed you to be there to ease him. When he slumped into your arms, you smiled and guided him into the bedroom. You locked the door quickly and softly pushed him into the bed. You got in between his legs and pulled him I to a passionate kiss.

"M/n~ Please~" He begged. I gently caressed his head with my hand and lightly kissed him again. "Oh~ I'm going to make you feel so much better~" I promised and started working on taking our clothes off. His thick thighs just squished against my waist so nicely. He laid on the bed with his legs spread, submissive and ready to obey. I gave him a pleased look and slowly ran to my hands up from his hips to his chest. He whined when I squished his pecs together. "You're so pretty~ And this view is all for me~" I whispered and leaned down, still keeping eye contact. "Your body is mine. You are mine." I growled possessively and bit his nipple. He gasped and arched his back.

"Yes!!! I'm yours!!! Please fuck me I'm begging you!!!" He cried. I kissed all around his chest before pulling away to get the lube. I spread some on my fingers and slowly rubbed his hole. My thumb caressed his hole and my other 4 fingers rubbed his cock and balls. He clutched the blankets tightly and bucked his hips into me. "Be a good boy and be patient. I know you really want it but I don't want to hurt you." I whispered and rubbed his ass with my other hand. He nodded and let out small whimpers. "Such a good boy for me~" I purred. His body twitched at that. I awed at his cute noises and stuck a 2rd finger inside, curling it up into his favorite spot.

He keened and threw his head back, his thighs shaking with anticipation. I slapped his ass with my free hand and purred when I saw his ass jiggle from the impact. He looked at me with half lidded eyes. I pulled my fingers out and pulled out a condom. I quickly rolled it on and put some extra lube on Clark's hole. He gripped his hips and slammed into him. He threw his head back with a loud scream. I let out a long groan and pushed his knees towards him and fucked him hard.

"OH-OH YE-YE-YES!!!" He screamed and gripped the side of the headboard. I leaned down and sucked on his nipple. He gripped the headboard harder until he broke off a hand sized piece. He sheepishly threw it away and just grabbed a pillow. I nipped at his nipple and used my hand to pinch his other nipple and jerk his hard cock. His eyes rolled back and he rutted his hips into me. "Such a good little…boy under me~ You're being so good~ So- ngh…tight for me!" I groaned loudly. He moaned loudly every time I thrusted in his ass.

"GONNA CUM!!! I'M GONNA CUM!!!" He screamed and arched his back on the most perfect curve I've ever seen. "Cum baby! Cum on my cock! Be a good boy and cum!" I groaned. I held his big waist and he clawed at my back and we both moaned loudly as we came. We relaxed and I rested on his big chest, panting to catch our breath. "So good…" I whispered and ran my fingers through his sweaty hair. He smiled a bit and hugged me close.

After the afterglow wore off, I pulled out and tied the condom to throw it away. I saw that Clark's hand was bleeding from the wood splinters and I stood up to grab a few things. I got a rag, towel, tweezers, bandages, and underwear for both of us. I helped him get dressed and let him sit in my lap as I gently took his hand as he sheepishly looked at the mess.

"I-I'm sorry about that, Love. I-I didn't mean to…um…break it." He mumbled apologetically. I smiled and carefully pulled the splinters out of his hand. "It's ok, Baby~ Now I know I did my job properly~" I purred. He blushed and looked away. I chuckled and rubbed some healing ointment on his hand before bandaging it up. "You do know I can heal quickly?" He asked. "I know. I just love taking care of my baby boy~" I said and tackled him in the sheets. He chuckled and we cuddled together, talking about random things for hours.

Next up: DarkDom!Bucky x Slave!Male reader

#dc universe #superman x reader #dc superman #x male reader #male reader #clark kent x reader #clark kent x male reader #dc x male reader

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