#i thought that was so funny

[haileybirdart]

I had this dream a bit ago where Disney like bought Valve for some reason and then we got like… Disney as TF2 promotional stuff??? Like when they bought Star Wars and The Avengers and had Mickey Mouse and Co. dress up as them.

…. And now I think I need to make that a reality

[britneyshakespeare]

I saw a local production of Twelfth Night tonight and I have a lot to say about it but perhaps most importantly. The only kiss we got in the blocking was the most important one: Orsino and Sebastian

[roetrolls]

Remember when Redivi was first introduced and everyone was so traumatized from Harlan that they immediately started asking if he made people worship him

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[abisalli]

I bet wearing spandex in summer is no fun

Bonus: summer suits!?

[skippingseaglass]

[squidflavoredsoup]

stupid thing i did

[telltaletypist]

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

[such-a-daydreamer]

And then they explode

[ashoss]

my lovely son waking me up to tell me he threw up.

us waking up my wonderful butlerfather to tell him he threw up.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dog Meshi.

[spookberry]

post trick or treating activity

[mcsiggy]

Imagine you're in middle school band class and your teacher asks you and your classmates if anyone wants to use their mp3 player to play a song before class ends. no one does anything until this small quiet girl from percussion takes her ipod out to play a song.

Then the song Chop Suey! By System Of A Down and the girl looks like this;

Because she thought it was a good song to play.

[supernowa-art]

she's so sick of him<3

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

I am such a big Werewolf Stan advocate I had to jump on this particular train 🙏 (but I didn't really wanna commit to full line art, you guys understand)

Oh, and you guys aren't gonna believe this, but here's part two 🙌