#i thought ppl were just arguing over the aesthetic sound of a ship name not their position status.

[danothan]

i have such a strong personal loathing for the ship naming convention of ordering the characters by “dominance” bc 1) why are we assuming that’s relevant for every single relationship dynamic, 2) why is that such a defining trait that it has to be our first impression of them, and 3) why are we not basing names on the aesthetic sound

it’s irrelevant to me what you think barry’s position in bed is, all barry ships should just end in “–barry” bc it it has the same naming convention as a strawberry or blueberry. c’mon ppl, priorities