#i thought it was 5'6''!
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idk if this is just me but i can't tell you anything about the height of anyone who's not within like one inch of my height except that they're shorter than me or taller than me. my friends in high school had this elaborate thing happening around height order and i was just like, wait, you guys aren't all exactly the same height??? which i had to stop asking because it offended them. but in my defense if they weren't all the same height why were they always trying to prove who was taller. i have a friend who is considered by her family to be tall and when she told me this i had to very diplomatically not make my eyeballs into question marks because i had always classed her as "one of the short ones". i've since determined she is in fact taller than the average american woman but i'm just like. okay but the average american woman is short though.
#and i'm not even THAT tall! i BARELY qualify for my city's tall club!#but i literally just don't notice. anyone shorter than me is 'short' and anyone taller than me is 'tall'#anyone my height is just a black hole like our particles cancel each other out#this is the main reason i had to break up with my ex probably. every time i tried to do something he just voided it#my posts#this causes problems because like. if you offer to help someone who's 5'8'' get something off a shelf they will look at you like#you are making fun of them but if you do the same thing for someone who's 5'4'' they want you to move in#and like how am i supposed to know if someone is 5'8'' or 5'4''. they're all short#WAIT hold up i just checked average height again to confirm and apparently the average american woman is 5'4''????#i thought it was 5'6''!#wow i need to apologize to that friend because apparently she is practically a giant
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if you draw enough monster ocs, when you go back to drawing a human character, it feels like "sameface syndrome" everytime, by virtue of their face being. human.
#toy txt post#or maybe i am just sameface syndrome#but also different face syndrome#two characters will have the same face but then the next time i draw those characters its a different face than they had last time!#i know part of it is being out of practice but also there is definitely an element of feeling constrained by human facial structure lmao#the monsters have Their Own Problems but like. no one has a face like bokrae no matter how inconsistent i am about drawing her#her features are iconic enough to her that you can tell everytime#birdie???? i faceclaimed eartha kitt for her and im still struggling cos i feel weird about faceclaiming as a concept#but even then 😭 one time i was trying to give headloose a face and someone was like wow he looks like birdie!#me 😭😭😭😭😭 what!!!!!! hes not supposed to!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i need to practice. features#you know the worst part about coming up w a bunch of fuckin Scenarios in my brain for ocs is that i have even fucking Drawn them yet#to give them like. iconic staple features and figure out what their faces look like. which feels like it would really help to have that#knowledge and muscle memory before i jump into trying to draw intense scenes with difficult poses!!#not to mention. listen. i can do the monster faces. somewhat. the bodies??????????? well for one. theyre too big everytime#im convinced i could be trying to draw bokrae on like a full ass wall size paper like a mural thing and run out of room. it just keeps#happening. i have no sense of scale for them either. by which i mean i struggle w scale already and also cant decide what i want it to be#and ive tried to handwave it away by being like ohhh uh. birdie casts spells on them to change their sizes for convenience but also#no. perhaps that explanation works for other ppl. @ myself tho its not good enough i Know Better!!!!!!#agh!!!!!!! i really need to figure out bokrae's Teeth also. like i dont. i coukd get away with it. but i should. and i want to.#anyway all this to say that i need to give these characters faces and body designs (actually the body designs for humanoid ocs is the easy#part. the faces are whats stumping me? well. i need more practice w all the body types again but like i Know what im Going For at least.#for the most part anyway. havent fully figured out heights. struggling w characters that i want to make short but give imposing tall energy#on occasion? birdie can be short all day long no problem. I want Alasdair to be short enough that he has a bunch of short boyfriends that#feel tall around him? bytte was going to be like 6ft max but then i thought about making her taller and like. what if i made her taller#headloose is not that /short/ but he is Not Tall and prolly pretty lean? twink build for sure#and of course all these short /tall distinctions come with a bias of relativity to my own height which i categorize as medium height#but short ppl call me tall and insist its not average and tall ppl call me short. (5'6) and then i have to factor in how the gender changes#the dynamic of a height like my height is Short For A Man but medium to tall for a Woman. which id argue is medium height bc mens heights#are socially held to high standards (hehe) and also i know ethnicity/race is also a factor? but im out of tags. rip. bye
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just realized yhwach is a foot taller than yamamoto
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i would like to tell myself that In Theory. online. i am the Tall Boyfriend because online i possess the Tall Boyfriend Energy. but unfortunately in real life. this is not so
#random thoughts#save me platform boots.. once i can wear you again.. once i can tie my own laces..#i mean. i'm 5'6 with them on. (dream height.)
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#wild arms 2#vinsfeld rhadamanthus#i cant really tag these by name theyre all just pulled from dantes inferno#also shit... i formatted these around Brad being the tallest partymember#i wasn't counting on Ptolomea being taller#his image has to be a different size than everyone elses... thats gonna irk me#anyway goddamn they did not have to make Vinsfeld that much of a DILF#his final design has like a chest plate or some kind of tightsuit under the open shirt#but taking that away to leave his bare chest changes the whole look#caina is such a pretty evil twink i love him so much#i always thought he was supposed to be an itty bitty thing tho#but he's 169cm(5'6") he's as tall as I am....
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NO SHOT THE AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR AFABS IS 5'4". THAT'S PUNY. WHAT???
#i always thought it was like 5'6" for some reason???#am I like actually tall as fuck for my agab??? lol
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Hard to explain to my cis friends that yes I would actively consider sleeping w most of my shitty dude exes but only bc now I've transitioned I'm taller, stronger and more masc then the lot of them and my 'once-a-sub-now-a-gay-sadist' ass needs to emasculate and hate peg some men
#kink talk#<- if this kind of talk is uncomfortable or triggering thats the tag to blacklist#like its so silly and dumb but my worst ex was this cishet 5'6“ weasel of a man that thought he was such hot shit and#it would slap so hard to have that man try to crawl back yet again so i can be like you know what man sure. ill pay attention to you#but first make an appointment with your proctologist and your therapist
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Wait, do the Lord's have canon heights? I know Dimitrescu has one (I think) and like, in my heart, Heisnburg is a manlet [loveingly]
#the potato posts#look i don't know where to go to check#other then going through play throughs and finding out myself#i thought i remember reading somewhere that Moreau was 5'3“#which really throughs me off if it's true#aahh i meant 5'6“
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Do not perceive me, I'm just shit posting okay.
#When I was 21 I thought I was 5'6#Apparently I'm 5'4#The hell did I shrink 2 inches in a decade#Dunno maybe I've always been short#My hair adds 2 inches to height I swear#self portrait#photography#canon eos#Home studio#just shitposting#do not perceive me
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anyway.
leper: 6'8"
flagellant: 6'2"
hellion: 6'0"
musketeer: 6'0"
occultist: 5'11"
abomination: 5'10
grave robber: 5'10"
man at arms: 5'9"
crusader: 5'9"
shieldbreaker: 5'8"
jester: 5'7"
vestal: 5'7"
highwayman: 5'6"
arbalest: 5'6"
antiquarian: 5'5"
hound master: 5'5"
bounty hunter: 5'3"
plague doctor: 5'1"
#darkest dungeon#heights according to my brain i made it up#i originally thought of occultist as like 5'6" but i saw his dd2 model and felt stretching him out was better#i stand by short king bounty hunter and houndmaster
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Every day Doc wakes up in fear that Grian will take his shins, as short people want to do.
it's a very valid concern you have to admit i mean look at grian hes bloodthirsty
#HE'S AN INCH SHORTER THAN ME WHICH MEANS IM IN DANGER TOO#at least google says hes 5'6#i thought i heard that hes 5'8 somewhere?#idk#weasel speaks#asks!
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HOKKE IS SHORT????????????
#OK LISTEN FOR CONTEXT#I FORGET MAKOTO IS AVERAGE HEIGHT HIS NUI IS SO TINY I FORGET HE DOESNT LOOK LIKE THAT#AND IM WRITING SOME MAKOHOKKE BC BRAINWORMS#FINDING OUT HOKKE IS A CENTIMETER SHORTER THAN MAKOTO SNAPPED MY JOINTS OUT OF PLACE#I THOUGHT HE WAS ARASHIS HEIGHT??????#5'6 hokke 5'7 mako is this hell /j#ensemble stars#enstars
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stomach rolls benign. possibly even good
#if i say it enough i will believe it abt myself#like im genuinely happy i gained weight bc like uhhhhhhhh#jamie has made a statement#personal#being underweight should be more regularly classified as a fucking health condition instead of fucking uhhhhhh no one ever worrying abt it#genuinely was scared of getting majorly ill and dying bc i didnt have enough fat#as well as i always had vision go dark when i got up suddenly#dont have that any more!!!! thank god!!!!#i think my worst bmi (idk what else my measurement was ik its a shit measurement) was like. 17#in college lol i looked. unhealthy but it was 'pretty' and desirable to look Like That#which is FUCKED and i still thought i was fat at the time and was like. suuuuuper afraid of gaining weight#but also knew i needed to#had mild ED maybe???? idfk but now im chonkier :) and dont feel like a fucking large breeze could bowl me over lol#body image cw#ed tw#i guess#being 5'6“ and 109 pounds is Not Good For Anyone imo#like i know its 'not technically underweight' when youre at 18 BMI but again. the whole major illness thing
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Today someone estimated my height to be 3 inches taller than I am and I'm gonna ride that wave of euphoria for another year or two
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i wanna do the Could you beat me in a fight but considering my notifs i think i know how its gonna go
#thoughts leaking out#i promise im only 5'8 according to 3 doctors#to 4 more im 5'7#to 2 im 5'6#to 1 im 5'4#and to 1 im 5'9
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No he's literally 5'10, he met up with Courage who's 5'10 and they're the same height and when told that was trying to convince him he's taller but he's been measured
Ohhhh interesting interesting I see ty
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