#i thought it was 5'6''!

[coquelicoq]

idk if this is just me but i can't tell you anything about the height of anyone who's not within like one inch of my height except that they're shorter than me or taller than me. my friends in high school had this elaborate thing happening around height order and i was just like, wait, you guys aren't all exactly the same height??? which i had to stop asking because it offended them. but in my defense if they weren't all the same height why were they always trying to prove who was taller. i have a friend who is considered by her family to be tall and when she told me this i had to very diplomatically not make my eyeballs into question marks because i had always classed her as "one of the short ones". i've since determined she is in fact taller than the average american woman but i'm just like. okay but the average american woman is short though.

[toytulini]

if you draw enough monster ocs, when you go back to drawing a human character, it feels like "sameface syndrome" everytime, by virtue of their face being. human.

[outlying-hyppocrate]

i would like to tell myself that In Theory. online. i am the Tall Boyfriend because online i possess the Tall Boyfriend Energy. but unfortunately in real life. this is not so

[littleeyesofpallas]

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[transhitman]

NO SHOT THE AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR AFABS IS 5'4". THAT'S PUNY. WHAT???

[hofftrans]

Hard to explain to my cis friends that yes I would actively consider sleeping w most of my shitty dude exes but only bc now I've transitioned I'm taller, stronger and more masc then the lot of them and my 'once-a-sub-now-a-gay-sadist' ass needs to emasculate and hate peg some men

[asexualstarscream]

Wait, do the Lord's have canon heights? I know Dimitrescu has one (I think) and like, in my heart, Heisnburg is a manlet [loveingly]

[goodbyeapathy8]

Do not perceive me, I'm just shit posting okay.

[stayatsam]

anyway.

leper: 6'8"

flagellant: 6'2"

hellion: 6'0"

musketeer: 6'0"

occultist: 5'11"

abomination: 5'10

grave robber: 5'10"

man at arms: 5'9"

crusader: 5'9"

shieldbreaker: 5'8"

jester: 5'7"

vestal: 5'7"

highwayman: 5'6"

arbalest: 5'6"

antiquarian: 5'5"

hound master: 5'5"

bounty hunter: 5'3"

plague doctor: 5'1"

[weaselishmcdiesel]

Every day Doc wakes up in fear that Grian will take his shins, as short people want to do.

it's a very valid concern you have to admit i mean look at grian hes bloodthirsty

[purpldawne]

HOKKE IS SHORT????????????

[solemntitty]

stomach rolls benign. possibly even good

[coffin-flop]

Today someone estimated my height to be 3 inches taller than I am and I'm gonna ride that wave of euphoria for another year or two

[alkalineleak]

i wanna do the Could you beat me in a fight but considering my notifs i think i know how its gonna go

[lesbian-gnf-archive]

No he's literally 5'10, he met up with Courage who's 5'10 and they're the same height and when told that was trying to convince him he's taller but he's been measured

Ohhhh interesting interesting I see ty

[muttfangs]

got in my first near-fistfight with a stranger who has road rage today. yippee.

he was in the middle of the cross walk with his shitty beat up car, and yelling at pedestrians walking by "YOURE REALLY MAKING ME WAIT HERE HUH"...ppl who are crossing... with the walk signal on... and I flipped him off while I was walking past for literally 2 seconds bc he's being a huge piss baby. this ultra thin-skinned cis tough bro gets out of his car (that is still in the middle of the cross walk...), starts walking after me and going "YO BRO YOURE NOT GONNA DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT" and calling after me and im thinking like. for fucks sake. I guess this was gonna happen eventually! got a fuckhead with road rage! this VERY CLEARLY SUPER DUPER CONFIDENT AND NOT INSECURE TOUGH MAN literally following me down the block as im walking to the pharmacy. I stopped at a different cross walk waiting for the light and he caught up to me, stood next to me and started yelling at me and pointing at me, and I stared back at him completely emotionless and said nothing while he huffed and puffed about beating the shit out of me, etc, and how if there werent so many people around right now he would hit me and then he finally walked away from me muttering under his breath after me staring back at him, bored, for maybe 20 seconds

cool. big dick bro! bye! hope you get in a car crash!!!

good use of your time, following a tired guy down the street to yell at him because YOU!! YOU IN A CAR!! were in the middle of a PEDESTRIAN CROSSING throwing a shitfit baby diaper tantrum

moron.