#i thought i reblogged this and i guess i didnt

[the-meme-monarch]

huh sorry for disappearing for like a day and a half. a weird guy appeared

[archivedsorrow]

// ugghhh. i guess the one thing i didn't miss about canon muses was the eagerness at which personal blogs jump onto your hc posts

[piningpercussionist]

Template by @juni38

Im going to be completely frank with you all... and admit that I read these options and wasn't sure how to take this chart,,, so uh. Under the cut is Another Version. I'd apologize but I've given you the option to keep scrolling ¯\_(･･)_/¯

(If you notice characters missing on Kim's side, I probably figured she doesn't know who they are lol)

For the record,,, if they *wanted* me to pull their hair-- *is shot several times before I can continue*

Uhh Matthew is here because I have been converted fully on he/him or enby lesbian Matthew I think. He lives in my brain rent free now, very gender. I'd pull his hair but also I think he mostly just deserves to have it played with nicely.

And Scott's here because 1) I enjoy trans Scott, 2) Kim Pine Brain Rot possibly, 3) idk he's like,, the exception. God damnit, I've fallen for the inexplicable Scott Pilgrim Effect. What the fuck--

I did think about doing this chart like everyone was actually applicable to my tastes, but even if they were I think the ones I didn't put up would have to fall on the caress side bc I just don't feel that way abt them lol.

Again, not to say that's the case for the gals over on that side,,, I just think I would want to be gentle w them shxkdjsdhbd with the exception for Lynette who probably deserves to have her hair pulled, but again I fear she would Hurt Me,,, but maybe in a fun way,,,

Anyway No One Look At Me....

(,, also,,, Ramona is so far over bc I think she would enjoy it,, otherwise she'd be closer to Kim in that section. Same thing w Roxie)

If anyone actually looks at this version, I'm not opposed to doing a version like this for Kim btw! Just ask for it so I feel like I'm not just Dropping This and scurrying away

[sluckythewizard]

SHHH SH HEYYY HEY DONT TELL ANYONE BUT... ive been workin on smth since BITB came out..... itsa lil musical animatic involvin kian and becky.... ITS NO WHERE NEAR DONE YET but loooook look im puttin lil screenshots under the cut. its supposed to go along with Am I In Heaven? by King Gizzard n the Lizard Wizard. infact yknow what cmere come sit with be bc ALOT of songs from the 'IM IN YOUR MIND FUZZ' album makes me think about becky and kian. oh my god. those two make me so damn emotional. like Her and I was the first one to rly resonate with me, and EMPTY was another good one, all just stuff about. yknow LOVE!! doomed by the narrative yet burning SO SO brightly in its last moments, holding hands, playing music, THEY WERE SO IN LOVE WITH YOU THAT THE COPY OF THEM LOVED YOU, AND YOUR COPY LOVES THEM TOO. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL, CRUMBLING, BURNING, HISSING, SQUIRMING, MELTING, CLICKING LOVE STORY..

GET OVER HERE N SCREAM WITH MEEE I LOVE SCREAMING ABOUT THINGS

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Did you fully take that "both of them want to bottom" comic from popular furry artist skunkes or ????

I almost didnt want to answer this bc u got their whole government name out here without slashes; I dont want them to look up their own name and see this silly blog 😭😭

I think take is an AWFUL strong word where nothing is even remotely traced or copied 😭😭😭 I like their art alot and I when i was thinking about this specific scenario i was like ‘i am so sure someone did a comic w this exact vibe 🤔’ I love them but um. I do not think he owns the concept of ‘two men want to bottom and they are unable to communicate that easily’

[isdalinarhot]

washed up dilf era dalinar fucking gets it. if someone were to come into my apartment right now with some booze i too would start hugging them and crying and losing my goddamn mind

[halfusek]

<- he has realized that he hasn’t been reblogging anything from the bendy and the ink machine tag for the last 3 months

i’ve been scrolling down for nearly an hour and i still didn’t get to where i left off... SCROLLING. MOVING THE PAGE AT A FAST SPEED. it’s gonna. it’s gonna take a while for me to reblog everything i missed.

oh dear

[joyridingmp3]

what was that website that was like myspace but had an app?

[jumpyrope]

Hello! While it's great that you want to help out a cat owner by reblogging lyncheeer's post asking for donations, I'm afraid this is a scam.

Lyncheeer only started reblogging things less than a day before making the post asking for money, which is already a red flag

Moreover, the images and information in the post are stolen. More information about the actual owner's post and this type of scam in general can be found on kyra45 's blog. I'm not affiliated with her, but I've found it a useful place to learn more about (potential) scams like this

Yeah I figured it might be. I usually don't reblog donation posts at all but I don't like saying no to people haha,,,, I was asked to reblog and I was like yeah sure whatever, no harm in doing that. Not realizing that in doing that, while I myself would not lose anything, it could send the post to other people who might. Whoopsie?

[autisticstudys]

Another friendly reminder that if your dog park has rules, follow the damn rules. Don't take your unfixed dog to the dog park if there's a sign telling you to not bring your unfixed to into the dog park.

Everyone else talked about outdoor cats, it's time for me to talk about offleash dogs

[heyitslapis]

My posts are always like a fucking iceberg

[echoesofadream]

Unfollowing a mutual should be punished with execution

[funnyplaceholdername]

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[artepti]

AAAAA THAT'S SO AWESOME!! THEY ALL LOOK SO MENACING :O IT'S SO COOL!!

I ADORE THEIR EXPRESSIONS SM AND HOW THEY'RE KNEELING NEXT TO HER SO ELEGANTLY!!

✨️ FEMINISM ✨️ UH I MEAN-- ✨️DESTINY✨️

AND TY FOR SENDING THAT LOVE, THEYRE GONNA NEED IT!

I HOPE I CAN GET THE NEXT PART OUT SOON, IT'S A BIG ONE! :]

A lil gift for @artepti 🥺🫶

I adore your comic so much and I am so hyped (and scared) for the next parts ACK 😭💔Sending all the love to the possessed monkeys

[gobspeaks]

i stg i reblogged a post about phoenix using the things he learned as an attorney in order to push along the events of aa4 and every like. paragraph/example ended with "and ___ takes the bait" but i cannot find it again and i am devastated bc it was such an interesting read and it made me feel emotions

[euniexenoblade]

since we're talking about call outs lately, i've been called out many times, most of which are made from lies and sometimes by altering screenshots, but the most effective call out i ever got was like, in early 2015 there was a tumblr user everyone knew was a terf, but she would say "actually i support trans women" this was before crypto terfs were as talked about so the language wasn't really there to say "hey this person is a crypto terf." but yeah some people put posts of this woman on my dash and i made a random post on my blog "why do yall reblog her shes a terf" and of course she searches her own name daily, found my post, and replied to it that me calling her a terf was racist. that was it. no other interaction. but she went on all night talking about me being racist and just making things up as she went "oh i bet she says the n word all the time irl" kind of shit that had, like no basis? But her follower base took it 100% and i literally had thousands of anons telling me to kill myself, trying to goad me into being racist (didnt work), and the most concerning thing was i got hundreds of anons being like "what was the point of doing hrt if you still look like that, you should kill yourself." It was like, violent and overwhelming. and on top of it I'd get random young teenager trans people who followed her and bought into her bioessentialism showing up in my messages being like "you give trans people a bad name" "you're why transphobia exists" etc etc it was fucking crazy.

but i lost like, no followers because everyone around me understood, this woman was a terf. this all set up the real one though.

later in the year a teenage "communist" trans girl made some snarky comment about me being racist on a post of mine blowing up. i ignored her cuz like, who cares it's just some random teenager. but i guess people were looking for a reason to hate me cuz that blew up, lots of people just took that at face value no need to investigate. when someone finally did send the girl an ask being like "hey how is she racist" she replied "I dont remember but I know she is" and even more people just took this as 100%. the thing is, i do remember her being one of those "you make trans people look bad" terf following young trans people, it's not that she didn't remember, it's that she didnt want to admit she followed a terf and she believed a terf just saying shit. I lost like 3/4s of my followers, i had a lot of people i thought were my friends just stop talking to me, and going forward every time i got a call out there would usually be a line of like "also she's racist, everyone already knows this" all cuz this girl needed to make a snarky comment cuz she just loves terfs.

the thing about the "i dont remember" bit is it made some weird game of telephone. "I dont remember" became "oh she's racist, i think she says the n word" which became "she called black bloggers the n word" like people just made shit up about me and connected it to this call out. and when id be like this isnt true id be met with a "this is just known, youre a known racist" and it's like, to this day i will still find people be like "hey good on you for growing as a person and not doing that any more" and its like I NEVER DID IT TO BEGIN WITH