#i thought i reblogged this and i guess i didnt

[the-meme-monarch]

huh sorry for disappearing for like a day and a half. a weird guy appeared

[archivedsorrow]

// ugghhh. i guess the one thing i didn't miss about canon muses was the eagerness at which personal blogs jump onto your hc posts

[piningpercussionist]

Template by @juni38

Im going to be completely frank with you all... and admit that I read these options and wasn't sure how to take this chart,,, so uh. Under the cut is Another Version. I'd apologize but I've given you the option to keep scrolling ¯\_(･･)_/¯

(If you notice characters missing on Kim's side, I probably figured she doesn't know who they are lol)

For the record,,, if they *wanted* me to pull their hair-- *is shot several times before I can continue*

Uhh Matthew is here because I have been converted fully on he/him or enby lesbian Matthew I think. He lives in my brain rent free now, very gender. I'd pull his hair but also I think he mostly just deserves to have it played with nicely.

And Scott's here because 1) I enjoy trans Scott, 2) Kim Pine Brain Rot possibly, 3) idk he's like,, the exception. God damnit, I've fallen for the inexplicable Scott Pilgrim Effect. What the fuck--

I did think about doing this chart like everyone was actually applicable to my tastes, but even if they were I think the ones I didn't put up would have to fall on the caress side bc I just don't feel that way abt them lol.

Again, not to say that's the case for the gals over on that side,,, I just think I would want to be gentle w them shxkdjsdhbd with the exception for Lynette who probably deserves to have her hair pulled, but again I fear she would Hurt Me,,, but maybe in a fun way,,,

Anyway No One Look At Me....

(,, also,,, Ramona is so far over bc I think she would enjoy it,, otherwise she'd be closer to Kim in that section. Same thing w Roxie)

If anyone actually looks at this version, I'm not opposed to doing a version like this for Kim btw! Just ask for it so I feel like I'm not just Dropping This and scurrying away

[sluckythewizard]

SHHH SH HEYYY HEY DONT TELL ANYONE BUT... ive been workin on smth since BITB came out..... itsa lil musical animatic involvin kian and becky.... ITS NO WHERE NEAR DONE YET but loooook look im puttin lil screenshots under the cut. its supposed to go along with Am I In Heaven? by King Gizzard n the Lizard Wizard. infact yknow what cmere come sit with be bc ALOT of songs from the 'IM IN YOUR MIND FUZZ' album makes me think about becky and kian. oh my god. those two make me so damn emotional. like Her and I was the first one to rly resonate with me, and EMPTY was another good one, all just stuff about. yknow LOVE!! doomed by the narrative yet burning SO SO brightly in its last moments, holding hands, playing music, THEY WERE SO IN LOVE WITH YOU THAT THE COPY OF THEM LOVED YOU, AND YOUR COPY LOVES THEM TOO. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL, CRUMBLING, BURNING, HISSING, SQUIRMING, MELTING, CLICKING LOVE STORY..

GET OVER HERE N SCREAM WITH MEEE I LOVE SCREAMING ABOUT THINGS

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Did you fully take that "both of them want to bottom" comic from popular furry artist skunkes or ????

I almost didnt want to answer this bc u got their whole government name out here without slashes; I dont want them to look up their own name and see this silly blog 😭😭

I think take is an AWFUL strong word where nothing is even remotely traced or copied 😭😭😭 I like their art alot and I when i was thinking about this specific scenario i was like ‘i am so sure someone did a comic w this exact vibe 🤔’ I love them but um. I do not think he owns the concept of ‘two men want to bottom and they are unable to communicate that easily’

[isdalinarhot]

washed up dilf era dalinar fucking gets it. if someone were to come into my apartment right now with some booze i too would start hugging them and crying and losing my goddamn mind

[halfusek]

<- he has realized that he hasn’t been reblogging anything from the bendy and the ink machine tag for the last 3 months

i’ve been scrolling down for nearly an hour and i still didn’t get to where i left off... SCROLLING. MOVING THE PAGE AT A FAST SPEED. it’s gonna. it’s gonna take a while for me to reblog everything i missed.

oh dear

[theygender]

If I reblog anything weird please feel free to alert me, I'm currently sick and on medications that make me drowsy/confused so some things are not fully processing for me when I read them

[joyridingmp3]

what was that website that was like myspace but had an app?

[quaranmine]

that said i am mildly afraid i will hype this up to be some devastating fanfic and then yall will all read it and shrug like ehhh not too bad 😭

[jumpyrope]

Hello! While it's great that you want to help out a cat owner by reblogging lyncheeer's post asking for donations, I'm afraid this is a scam.

Lyncheeer only started reblogging things less than a day before making the post asking for money, which is already a red flag

Moreover, the images and information in the post are stolen. More information about the actual owner's post and this type of scam in general can be found on kyra45 's blog. I'm not affiliated with her, but I've found it a useful place to learn more about (potential) scams like this

Yeah I figured it might be. I usually don't reblog donation posts at all but I don't like saying no to people haha,,,, I was asked to reblog and I was like yeah sure whatever, no harm in doing that. Not realizing that in doing that, while I myself would not lose anything, it could send the post to other people who might. Whoopsie?

[heyitslapis]

My posts are always like a fucking iceberg

[echoesofadream]

Unfollowing a mutual should be punished with execution

[autisticstudys]

Another friendly reminder that if your dog park has rules, follow the damn rules. Don't take your unfixed dog to the dog park if there's a sign telling you to not bring your unfixed to into the dog park.

Everyone else talked about outdoor cats, it's time for me to talk about offleash dogs

[funnyplaceholdername]

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[gobspeaks]

i stg i reblogged a post about phoenix using the things he learned as an attorney in order to push along the events of aa4 and every like. paragraph/example ended with "and ___ takes the bait" but i cannot find it again and i am devastated bc it was such an interesting read and it made me feel emotions