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savethepinecones · 1 year ago

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laying on the couch while petsitting and some neighborhood dog started barking so of course these guys had to rum outside to bark as well. the big dog whos like lab size was sitting on the other end of the couch and fucking leapt over me to get to the pet door i about had a heart attack holy shit

#like before i even heard the dog outside i realize val has launched himself over me and im currently seeing his belly as he fucking soars by #fucking terrifying #i thought for sure one of his hind legs was gonna clip me #and he was in the backyard before i even processed what had happened #hes still my fav tho cuz the other one is the one i had to take to the vet last time and i still havent recovered from that #day one of petsitting this dumbass somehow got his dick stuck out for like five hours and i had to take him in to get the vet to fix it #scaring the shit out of me by leaping over me out of nowhere is pretty harrowing but its not quite penis crisis levels of stressy

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