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[tiger-balm]

new pregame ritual | dec 31st 2024 | via leafs insta story

[out2pasture]

FANTASY HIGH: THE REMIX - a next generation au

Adaine + Oisin - The O'Shaugnessy Twins, Ophelia is a Draconic bloodline sorcerer and Puck is a very maryanne-core wild magic barbarian (I think it would be really funny for 3 wizards (Zayne would help raise them ofc) to have to try to figure out how to raise 2 kids who are inherently magical and explosively so).

Fig + Ayda - No kids of their own but the Manor/Library is a safe space for kids who need it and theres this one young teifling, named Argo, they've basically adopted who is a cleric of Ankarna.

Kristen + Gerty + Tracker - Gerty is trans and you can pry that from my cold, dead hands, their son, JB is a Cassandra Paladin. He eventually multiclasses into Swarm Ranger. Kristen was the person who carried the first time and vehemently refused to do it again, so Tracker did it the next time and they had a little girl.

Gorgug + Maryanne - its canon that Gorgug FUCKS, so they have 2 kids already and an egg they trade off who carries it on them in a baby bjorn to incubate. Maryanne works making cozy games. Gorgug is the Artificer teacher and the tutor for 'uncommon' multiclasses and is 100% uncle Gorgug to the entire party, A Jawbone type if you will.

Fabian + Mazey - They have a whole passel of artistically inclined babies, the oldest of which , Boann, gets to Augefort first and is The Bard of all time. Shes giving the princess who was kidnapped by pirates and is slowly becoming a member of the crew, she plays fiddle and dances.

Riz - He grew up to be a PI and while he doesn't want a partner hes always wanted to be a dad so when he found an orphaned Goliath baby while investigating the disappearence of said baby and their parents, he adopted Pock "Juno" Gukgak Junior who is a rogue just like their dad.

((You guys can pry Fabian and Adaine being really ademant about having more that one child out of my cold dead hands too, Adaine wants her kids to be there for each other the way Aelwyn was for her (after she finished being evil) and Fabian doesn't want any of his children to feel as lonely as he did growing up.))

Additional notes:

- Jawbone adopted Adaine, Aelwyn, and Kristen after he and Sandra-lynn got married, Kristen is the only one who kept her last name

- After Tracker came back they hunted Gertie down and explained polyamory to her and convinced her to go to therapy for her weird temper and attachment issues

-Tracker and Kristen are nesting partners and Gerty used to come and go, but she became a much more constant presence once kids entered the picture

- Adaine and Oisin didnt get together until the end of college when they reconnected, they were in couples therapy from the beginning just in case

- Gorgug's kids are either not old enough to go to Augefort yet or a few years ahead of The Party, but next year his 2nd youngest will enter in a party with The Littlest of the Applebees

- Mazey proposed to Fabian via dance recital, they are the hot older couple you can spill all the tea to

- The O'Shaugnessys, Applebees, and Fayeths live in Mordred Manor (the fayeths' bedrooms are in Leviathan at this juncture),the Seacasters live in Seacaster manor, and the Gukgaks live right next door to the Seacasters.

- Puck is trans and Ophelia is hard of hearing, theyre both just as autistic as their parents.

- Argo has a prosthetic leg

- JB picked Cassandra for himself, Kristen would never pressure him one way or another and neither would Cassandra.

- He also has the BIGGEST crush on Puck

- Boann has crippling Eldest Sister syndrome, but would rather die than ask for help.

- Juno is basically a humanoid jungle gym for their father, it comes with the territory of being twice your dad's size before you hit puberty. Riz will either stand on a table or make them crouch down to reprimand them, "Pock Pila Gukgak Junior, come down here!" Is a common refrain in their home

- Ophelia only uses her magical hearing aids when she's at school or in combat, all of Mordred Manor, knows Spyre sign language so she's very rarely without an interpretor, Augefort himsef created an archanotech professional interpretor for classes. Her party members also know or are learning SSL.

Edit:

Changed Pock Juniors nickname to reference another Nonbinary PI that i hold dear ;)

Edit 2:

Finally finished Junior year and made some adjustments accordingly!!! Im so obcessed with Gorgug and Maryanne!!! Also did some clarifying about a few things! Soon everyone will have names, not just Juno

Edit 3: Names!!!

Adaine: Ophelia and Puck O'Shaugnessy

Fig: Argo Firethistle (their human parent is a gnome)

Kristen: Jawbone "J.B." Applebees-O'Shaugnessy-Bladeshield (a big hypenated name is very lesbiancore IMO)

Fabian - Boann Seacaster (I really wanted to name her Terpsichore but Brennan beat me to that one)

Riz - Pock "Juno" Pila Gukgak Jr.

[spacehesher33]

Q&A July 2019

Alright, my loyal quackheads! Here is my first Q&A of 2019, to celebrate this blog being 4 years old! I'm back to being active pretty often, so if you think of any more questions, lemme know! My team and bandmates will thank you for keeping me occupied. Hope you all had a good Red, White n’ Booze Day. --------------------' 1. You're often wound up. How do you calm down? ---------- I don't. This is why I’m always up at 3am. Most of my brilliant ideas come when I should be resting. ---------------------- 2. Are there other sports on your planet besides hockey? What are they? ---------- Mostly we just have hockey (rakten) however, we have some variations on hockey that you don't find on Earth. There is one variation, Spakten, that is similar to the human game of pool, in which your puck is used to knock a ball onto certain parts of the ice. Instead of trying to get the ball in a pocket, you try to get it to certain spots on the ice that are worth different points. We also have things like skiing and snowboarding which you have here on your planet. Snowmobile racing is also kind of big, but not as big as hockey. ------------------------ 3. How do you feel about global warming? --------- I believe you’re making your planet a LOT cozier for those humongo crazyass lizards trying to take over. Just sayin.’ I could go on and on about this, but here's part of a song instead: --- Trashing your planet, ignoring the signs --- Voting for villains who trample the kind --- Water will rise, to threaten your race You'lll die if you cant breath chemical waste --- Cause only the rich will colonize mars Ceos and movie stars --- Politicians, their friends are all saved--- Everyone else made into slaves--- Only the rich will colonize mars--- Away from the factories, trash and cars --- you'll be left in a cesspool of hate --- Unable to live unless you mutate --- Evolve, humans evolve --- Your crisis must be solved --- The few rule us all--- Now, fucking evolve--- ------------------------------------------- (Yeah. I grew up to be slightly more cynical) ---------------------- 4. What have you been watching on tv lately? Anything new cartoons you'rere digging right now? -------------- Being in a “cause” band with a riot grrrl, I can really appreciate Steven Universe. I like the message. Also, the recent TMNT on Nick isn't either. And when Gravity Falls was on, it was ok. But most of the time, if I'm bored on tour, I'm watching reruns of Batman, Darkwing Duck, Freakazoid, Animaniacs, Gargoyles, Rocket Power, Rugrats (holy crapola my bassist is obsessed with some rugrats), Ducktales, Quack Pack, etc. And when I've run out of reruns of a series, I find some kind of whacked out freaky fanfiction of it to read. I’m too nostalgic to give some new shows a chance. They wanted me to give Regular Show a chance. I never did. Cause I turned it on once and they were talking about regular stuff. Logan told me it gets more surreal, but if a lead guitarist is talking to a lead vocalist he is probably lying or nagging. If you fans have a higher opinion of it, I’d give the reruns a chance just for you. ----------- Side note: Disney sure put out a lot of Duck stuff. Somebody in that company had a real duck fetish, and all I can say is, theyre right. Ducks are hot. Especially Yours Truly. That's why they call me Spooge McDuck! ------------------- 5. Of the original 7 ducks on the team, you're the youngest. Are your older teammates going to have to retire soon? --------- They have a few more years, even Duke. People come to see the originals, so Phil isn't going to LET them retire. Not without a fight. Besides, we evolved to play hockey for years, it's so ingrained in our culture. Now, there are other ducks and sometimes humans on the team who would get traded or be allowed to retire far sooner than the Original 7. We’re Phil’s meal ticket, and you can clearly see he needs more meals.