#i think the bug log is so funny im so sorry

[stevie-petey]

hi!! can we get a cute fluffy stug blurb to deal with all the angst? your writing is genuinely so incredible i get scared to read a new chapter bc i don’t want to see them suffer but your writing is so so so good it just draws me in completely. I hope you’re proud of come home bc it’s INCREDIBLE i don’t think i’ve read anything related to steve that i love more. and the blurbs?? what else could we ask for omg you’re giving us EVERYTHING

hi dear !! i was savin a fluffy request for when we needed one, and i think after these last few days ,,,, some cute bickering between robin, steve, dustin, and bug is needed.

enjoy <3

"your boyfriends late."

"the bell rang like, five seconds ago."

"hes still late."

robin rolls her eyes at dustin while you shove him off the curb. he yelps in surprise and you snicker. "watch your step, dusty."

"do not call me that." he glares at you, straightening his hat. hes shot up at least three inches since this summer and soon he'll be your height and not so easy to shove onto the street.

"children, please." robin sighs exhaustedly. "i have a four hour shift ahead of me. can we save the arguing for later?"

"she started it!" dustin exclaims, pointing an accusatory finger at you while you point at him and shout, "he started it!"

a car pulls up behind the two of you. "whatever youre arguing about, im on y/n's side."

steve pokes his head out through his rolled down window. hes wearing his stupidly cheesy raybands that youve come to adore. smiling at you, he sends you an air kiss. "miss me?"

dustin thwacks the teens nose, eliciting a very unattractive screech to fall from steves lips. "never do that again."

your brother then gets into the back of the car while you and robin giggle hysterically. she has to clutch onto your arm to avoid toppling over in her laughter. youre no better yourself, snorting with every quick inhale of breath.

"tha' wasn' funny," steve holds his nose while he tilts his head back. hes worried the shithead gave him a bloody nose, but all you and robin can focus on is how nasally his voice is now.

the two of you laugh even harder, and all steve can do is flick you off and pout.

"you guys are assholes." he grumbles, finally starting the car after you and robin collect yourselves.

"im sorry, honey." you press a soft, gentle kiss to the tip of steves nose. "is that better?"

of course your kiss made steve feel infinitely better. but he isnt an idiot. hes aware of the audience in his car. theres no way hes giving dustin and robin even more ammunition against him.

"not answerin' that."

dustin snorts. "oh, so now hes smart not to flirt with you in front of me."

"why are you even in my car?"

"why are you even dating my sister?"

robin raises her hand. "i have an even better question: why am i being driven to my shift that starts in five minutes?"

"thats a great question, robin." your body turns to the one next to you. "steve, care to answer?"

steve waves a sarcastic hand at you, but he pulls out of the school parking lot anyways. you, robin, and dustin cheer. though steves eyebrows are knit in annoyance, you know hes secretly elated as well. its rare to have a day at family video with you and dustin alongside him and robin.

with your shifts at the bookstore and dustins growing fascination with eddie, its nice to just have some time with one another. family video always feels bleaker without the hendersons.

"alright, what has horny heather selected this week?" dustin makes himself at him behind the video counter. long having memorized the systems password, he easily logs into the stores rental catalogue.

horny heather is the name youve given one of family videos most frequent customers. shes an older women with a bizarre fixation for movies with attractive male leads. it wouldnt be so bizarre if it werent for the fact that she regularly rewinds to every single shirtless scene the movies contains.

and every nude scene.

sometimes you hate how much family video knows about its customers.

you plop down next to dustin. "my money is on anything with tom cruise. she seems to have a thing for brunettes."

"and who can blame her?" steve flicks his hair out of his face. "we're obviously the best."

robin throws her jacket at him. "stop drooling over yourself. its unbecoming for a young man."

"dude, you sound like my mom."

"jokes on you. your mom is totally a babe," robin bats her eyelashes at him. "im taking that as a compliment."

steve blanches at this, completely disgusted and offended. he looks at you incredulously. "you hearing this? she just called my mom a babe. thats-thats just so wrong-"

"your mom is pretty hot." you shrug at steve. "sorry, honey. im on robins side."

robin high fives you, snickering in victory. steves jaw drops in pure astonishment. hes speechless. he cant believe youd betray him like this. he cant believe you think his own mother is hot.

dustin looks at the scene before him and shakes his head. you guys are being totally immature. "cmon, guys. thats just wrong."

steve waves his arms out at the kid. "see? thank you, little henderson. god, i cant believe youre the only one here with any sense left-"

"of course, buddy!" dustin smiles wickedly at him. "its silly for y/n and robin to call your mom hot. we all know its really your dad is way hotter."

"what-?" steve gasps for air.

"his broodiness is hot, isnt it?" you grab dustins arm excitedly. "i mean, hes just so stoic. so stern."

robin pretends to faint. "its so... manly."

steve goes to the corner and screams.

which just so happens to be the same corner a poor, old woman is browsing in.

he ends up getting hit with her cane.

its a good day.

[counterfeitphantoms]

nothing to see here

[deutoplasmic]

ITS ALRIGHT i also got busy 😭 my finizen is still a finizen though,,, but im too busy to play anyway so its not a priority anymore

LMAO TAKERU SULKING 😭 precious prince does NOT play about the amount of kisses he thinks he deserves. jin literally starts crashing at your place and sleeping on your couch to beg you to get takeru back to normal. mame is delighted ofc and takeru will probably attempt to move in too when you return his affection privileges

fengfan is the definition of attempting to act normal!! even salamence knows shes gotta impress today and makes a huge show of everything so she can get praises from you too. thats your baby too fr

omg evil team members,,, ive been mapping it out tbh and im a strong believer in nishi with an evil team aesthetic. rino would be a great evil team admin too I LOVE THIS and all the girls camping together 🥺 thats sisterhood fr i love them

ok you're so right with no time to play anything though... i recently logged back on acnh and peanut was like i last saw you a year and 2 months ago!!! and i was like oh my days..... either way hopefully your workload eases up 😔

precious prince LOOOOL you're so right though... takeru freeloading off jin's desperation is too funny. like. how come JIN gets to stay at yours but he doesn't!!!!! blasphemous!!!!!! you can never go outside without him bugging you like pleaseeeeee you know you want to let him in 🤣

WAIT that is so correct every time she wins a battle or smth you give her a bunch of berries when you think fengfan isn't watching (he is physically incapable of not staring at you)..... but not like you know that you just think he's secretly a psychic and knows what's going on all the time

NISHI YOURE SO RIGHT oh my days he has a meowth. maybe even an alolan meowth. not really related to the evil team bit but i think he'd also have one of the panpour/pansear/pangrasstype sorry i forgot the name trio.... or like a blaziken........ and yeah omg. truly so

[the-pigeon]

from oldest post to newest i am going to read through all of @ranboo-comm621 ‘s post. by. @nightmare-rivulets . reactions because i think i might cry

‘tubbo helped me fix mine, for as long as he could, anyway’ i dont remember much about the 30day stuff but like. this is something about tubbo’s 3 hour time cap right YEAH i think that its ‘he’s out right now’ like passed out

tubbo and ranboo aren’t close :(

ranboo giving tommy amethyst :)

the barrier burns according to jack.. what is with him and fire? dumbass. also can confirm tubbo is knocked out not-conscious most of the time so thats fun for him i guess

‘the only person i really trust here is philza’ calling it now. bad idea

the person who seems happy... is that charlie :(((( do i have to read him die now :(((((

bonus because tubbo is canonically short.

the vibes of everything right now is saur interesting idk how to describe it but mare (hi assuming your reading this o/) is literally incredible at tone setting. everything feels so.. still. like you know those videos where cups are placed on the edge of a table and they’re fine but they’re on the edgebut like it’s fine. that’s what it feels like. it’s kinda scary

wilbur only talks to phil.. calling it now. they kill each other later

THEY DONT HAVE A SUSTAINABLE FOOD SOURCE these guys are fucked

uh oh i think charlie died

tommy knows about the timer? villain ctommy arc surely... let him be evil. HE TOLD US HE WAS A GOD EARLY ON HELLO?????????????

ok theory time so far tommy is a god, got bored, threw everyone together, knew tubbo would find a way to get them out, so limited his time to 3 hours a day. idk how accurate this is but only time can tell. unless tommy was joking about being a god

charlie is dead :(

tubbo is lighter than expected its because there’s no sustainable food sources oh my god please work on that youre ififiifdsiforefrehfriiiewf

30!ranboo is a capitalist confirmed /lh

ranboo trusts tommy the least my allium duo heart is in shatters JACK LITERALLY KILLED A MAN im o(-( honestly fair though, at least jack seems.. honest.

AMOGUS

yeah tommy seems super suspicious :/ is him disappearing like. logging off. im literally so intrigues by all of this ALSO tommy likes amethyst :]

‘tommy is just testing my patience’ oh em gee allium duo 💖

tubbo spent two of his three hours talking to ranboo. surely. they’re friends now. please.

ranboo imagines them in a different situation and thinks they still wouldn’t be friends... ohohoho if he only kenw.

philza called wilbur his son.. o(-( yeah they’re definitely gonna kill each other

no one has any memories but he feels like they knew each other.. tubbo seems like he remembers. im. pensive on all of this

making a note ranboo has a light weight rain jacket. may draw something later

CANE TIME YOOOOOOOOOO sorry that sounds weird i just. i need a cane but im kinda scared so its cool to see it yknow

THE NETHER?????!!?!?!?!?!!!

there’s no music.. :( wilbur and tubbo and jack sing and thats. :’)

YEAH THATS MY THEORY TOO!! they’re bugs in a container and tomym is the weird little girl poking holes in the roof and trying to burn them with a magnifying glass

HE’S KILLED SOMEONE WHY DOES HE REMEMBER THAT WHY THE FUCK SI THAT JSUT CASUAL HELLW ATSH WHAT IS HAPENGIN WHAT TEH FUCK HELOOO????

he doesnt remember who he killed. doesn’t want to talk about it. im.... whattttew whaaat the fuck is going on

sleeping on the floor near tubbo for the company.. fuck

another note that ranboo has black hair that looks brown in light.

tubbo and ranboo are friends now :] they’re not but in my head they are and that’s what counts :]

the vibes are off :/

the copper clock isn’t oxidising.. hmmmmmmmm its because tommy made it and he. waxed it. because he likes honey. that my bet

tubbo’s not waking up O-O

PENIS?!!?!??!????!??!?!?!!?!?!??!

wait is tubbo typing now?? omg..

TUBBO IS TYPING

tubbo and aranboo are so funny oeoeok otme PHILAND WLBRU ARE DEAD/????????? BTOH OF THEM??????????? ELFO WHT TE KO

tommy keeps saying he can fix it....

shit phil is gone. the only person ranboo said he trusted and the most responsible and the person he spent most of his time with im. holy shit it’s so. this whole thing is so fucked up and i cant stop readin it

bite god

omg tommy would kick ranboo <3 allium duo 💖❤💞

wilbur is back ?

OH RIGHT SNEEG SNAG IS HERE i wonder where he is. and what he’s doing. wilbur is indeed back but he’s not talking an dimmmmm. suspicious of everything. guess tommy did fix it?

it feels cold in the fishing pool area

tubbo doesn’t know how much he has to defend him 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im gonna lose it are they friends yet im actually going crazy reading this.

omg he’s hallucinating.. he’s just like me fr

TUBBO AND RANBOO ARE CLOSER LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

sneeg snag

sneeg snag is discomforting :(

phil ghost 😳 this poor kid is gonna lose it like this. i want to wrap him in a. blanket. let him sleep on a mattress. 

phil said tubbo probably woudn’t survive long is actually pretty funny. he survived longer than you did dickhead

i’ve already mentioned the whole tone setting thing but im brinign it back right now because im legitimately worried rn. everything is just so concerning an. and im scared for whats gonna happen at the end. “thats hat makes me restless, knowing theres a chance to do something but never really fix it” holy shit

wish tommy would talk to him ......

time isnt meant to be exciting. what does phil know

TUBBO AND RANBOO ARE FRIENDS LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

wilbur’s dead again what the fuck. it was ranboo’s fault? god this poor kid. i dont remember if i mentioned it but he said the guilt keeps him up at night. fuck dude

he’s building wilbur’s grave o(-(

this whole thing is so fucked up. jack is gone, tommy is gone, tubbo’s defeated, ranboo’s tired. im :(

“i hope wherever i go, i can see tubbo and phil” what if i. died

he likes the sound of dogs

god that made me realise there’s no. no life there. no animals. barely any people. lot’s of people died. all the trees have been cut down. most people are living underground. it’s so hopeless. everything just feels. empty. this is terrifying

JACK IS DEAD????????????

there’s only four people left alive. sneeg and tommy are never around. he’s just alone.

“it’s a little terrifying to imagine that all this was for nothing” << TAHT’S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT it’s all hopeless. that’s the tone that’s so. its saur.. holy shit. it’s like no matter how much they do, the timer will still tick down. they cant stop it. time isn’t exciting.

killed someone with blond hair.. drowning.. but not himself..

okay updates theory before the end, ranboo drowned tommy, killing him. tomym comes back with like.. god powers?? takes all his friends and traps them in a hopeless boundary, making sure everyone died except for ranboo until the very end. to like. torture him. idk if that’s accurate. but it’s my first thought

tubbo had a dream they were married. im gonna kill someone.

“i don’t laugh very often but tubbo’s a funny person” IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE

only a few hours left..

time isn’t meant to be exciting but you all were

okay im done and im distraught. idk if i’ll read the ao3 fic because it’s not done and i struggle to. read long things. but i’ll give it a day or two.

idk if mare is reading this but.. that was actually really fucking cool :O