#i think my brain is having a stroke

[theballadofmars]

It's so funny when you have adhd and one day at random your brain just goes "ok, today we're not working at all, like, that minimun energy you usually have? Yeah, we're not doing it. Go walk in circles or something and try not go go crazy while we have 5 toughts at the same time (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠♥".

And you just have to accept it and survive and pray that tomorrow is a better day.

[sysig]

Two skeletons in a trench lab coat (Patreon)

Bonus:

He’s very careful! Everything was fine before you interrupted!

[kelocitta]

I'll say that I have been in some fandom with extremely impressive and dedicated artists but consistently some of my favorite artists are ones who technically make 'unimpressive' art to outright loving posting 'low effort' doodles. I love skilled work thats beautiful, but I also deeply admire a freedom from perfectionism and ambition. Sometimes those are just non-complicated but still clearly skilled works, and sometimes thats loving the wobbly simplicity of crude lines vs. rendered beauty. One of my favorite artists back when I was big into Hollow Knight was a korean artist who could absolutely make some extremely beautiful stuff, but many of the pieces I remember most and loved the most looked like this

Even here I know I mentally worked harder to make this imitation than they did for the OG. I can't draw fast and loose, and I like work that is clearly faster and looser than I can do. I envy people who can do things imperfect and carefree. Sometimes thats still very obviously skilled work, sometimes its very stupid doodles that were blatantly done in 30 seconds in mspaint. I don't think its say, disrespectful to love the doodles more than the rendered stuff said artist makes- but my love for it comes from a place that a lot of people wouldn't guess. That is to say, its hard to tell who, why, or when something you make might click with people- and it doesn't take a masterwork for someone to see something in your art as inspiration.

[unexpectedbrickattack]

peppino studies...hes got such a cute face and i feel like im straying away from it

[cathalbravecog]

first thing i drew on my new tablet to test it out is the tv beast themselves

[mademoisellekalopsia]

Five Minutes

|| CONTENT WARNING || Deep hiccups Yawn-hiccup Hint of Arousal So. Much. Kisses. Overwhelming and endearing moment Cuddling Spooning Mention of guilt Grunts and groans Pet names Case lasted for 15 minutes

|| KEEP IN MIND: Bedroom Setting A-Sleepyhead B-Morning Buddy

"Darling. Mmrr...time to wake up." [B spoke in a velvety, yet gruff tone, lightly rubbing a hand on A's arm]

"Mmm." [A shifts their legs] "No..." [Grumbling, scooting away from B]

"Come on. It's morning. Time to get out of the bed." [B whispered, moving closer to their spouse]

Wrapped in their shared blanket, A huffed, groaning as they stretched and scratched their cheek, eyes closed whilst B brushed their hair.

[A spoke in a murmur] "Mmmrr...Says who?"

"Says me, dove." [B kisses A's neck, their stubble grazing A's skin] "We can't stay in bed for long."

"Yes, we can." [A replied lazily, restraining to squirm from the tickling sensation of B's stubble]

"No. I know, but no." [B gruffly chuckled]

"Let's go to bed." [Reaching for B's hand to pull them close]

"We ARE in bed, darling." [Once A found B's hand, they cuddled]

"Under the covers. Just for a..." [Interrupted with a long yawn, smacking their lips]

"You said that many times." [B said in a gravelly tone, softly chuckling]

Engaging in a playful banter, A snuggled closer to B's front, seeking their warmth.

"You know how I get in the morning." [A's eyes are still closed as B looks down at them]

[B hums in feigned thinking] "Do I now?"

"You doooo." [A dragged their word in feigned disbelief, then dozed off again]

[B notices, a deep chuckle escaped their lips] "Babe." [B coos to them, trying to gently rouse A awake]

"Hey." [B softly uttered close to A's face, feeling a hand scratching their stubble, leaving them to chuckle more]

"MMMmmm...Hey." [B said again, now capturing A's attention as they slowly opened their eyes to look at B, eyes half-lidded]

"Hhh...hi." [A replied in an incoherent mumble]

[B took a deep breath, leaning close to A's scratches] "You slept in early."

"Then...I woke up." [A grumbled, groaning at the thought]

"Nightmare?" [B grew a slight concern in their tone]

[A shook their head lightly, bringing relief to B] "Toilet...and some water."

[B leaned in, breathing in A's signature and addicting scent, letting out a soft chuckle] "Ooh, I see. MMmrr...I suppose I should've let you sleep in a little longer."

[B presses their lips on A's forehead, A giving a reply] "Yeah, you should've. Just five minutes. Unless...you are considering to make it into hours then-"

"Now that's tempting. At the same time, no can do, dear." [B reasoned, finding A's request endearing]

"Why not?" [A softly asked, slightly pouting]

"Because you have done that before." [B brushes A's straying hair in front of their face as they converse]

"Mmmm...yeah? Well, sorry...mmm-not sorry." [B chuckled, shaking their head at A's laid-back, yet straightforward reply]

[B leans in to give A morning kisses, one on the forehead and one on the lips] "MmMmm..." [One last morning kiss on the forehead, hearty hums escaping both lips] "MmMMm..."

A stretched their legs, groaning as they lay flat on the bed, B gazes at them with endearment.

"Hmmh..." [B catches A again in their arms, A looking at them with half-lidded eyes]

"Hi." [B said again]

"Hey." [A chuckled at B's greeting, then scratches B's growing stubble again]

[B chuckled at their small playfulness in assumption] "Enjoying yourself there?"

[A nodded, letting out a big yawn] "HUAAawh...'scuse me."

"Big yawn." [B acknowledges]

"HHhh...you were...moving around in your sleep." [A mentioned]

"Was I now?" [B asked, A humming in confirmation] "Too much moving around? I hope not."

"MMmmno-no. Not too much, dearest." [A leans in to kiss B's lips, B accepting it, letting out a low grumble]

"You WERE half awake." [B replied in a gravelly tone, remembering as A did visit the bathroom]

Small moments like these are always appreciated in bed, specifically. Trouble getting up, a bit of conversation before starting one's day, A and B are enveloped with each other's solace. Despite the time running, A continues to scratch B's stubble, and the room is quiet for a few seconds.

"You love that, huh?" [B innocently teased] "Keep on playing with it."

"It feels good, right?" [A asked]

[B nodded in contentment, grumbling as if they were purring] "I'm glad..." [B lets out a deep, long yawn, smacking their lips together]

[As A continues to give a hearty scratch on B's stubble, B realizes something.] "Is this just your excuse to make me fall right back to sleep with you?"

"Is it working?" [A cooed, rewarding them for their quick deduction]

[B lets out a husky chuckle] "You rascal. Mmm...I'll let you have your fun, for now."

[A took a deep breath, sighing longingly as they enjoyed their sweet time while it lasted] "Being in bed with you is something I didn't expect in my life."

"Well, expect the unexpected, dear." [B leans in, giving a whiff of A's signature scent]

[B swallowed a lump which was audible for A to hear] "We'll have to get up in a little bit. M'kay?" [B brushes their fingertips on A's haggard locks]

[A huffed, still wanting to stay in bed, changing the subject] "Up to anything for today?" [A questioned, leaning to B's caress]

"Mmm-mm." [B shook their head gently] "Oh, I'm visiting the food bazaar later downtown. Want to come along?"

[A thought about it] "Hmm, I guess it wouldn't hurt to come. Sure." [B smiled, their hand now rubbing A's back to give some warmth]

"I went there yesterday. Lots of snacks, delicacies, meals, drinks..." [B paused to let out another deep yawn] "From around, hooah-nnnghhh...mmm-the world. 'Scuse me-"

[B was taken aback when they earned a deep hiccup on their chest after yawning] "Mmrr. HhhhHMP!-guh. HUP!" [B's eyes widened as they realized they were having a deep case, grumbling]

"Owh, my poor love." [A chuckled softly, kissing B's lips, receiving another deep hiccup that rocked their chest and stomach]

[B snuggled close, their head resting on A's shoulder as they continued to hiccup] "HUHMP!-mhmm. HMK!-MMK!" [B would let out soft grunts, smacking their lips to keep them moist]

[A closed the gap between them, rubbing a hand on B's back for comfort] "There, there. I got you." [A was flushing up]

"As I-HMP! I was saying. HIMP!" [B utters] "food and drinks-H'GULP! Nnn..."

[A kissed B's head, feeling a bit flushed] "They're quite...deep today, huh?"

[B tried to take a deep breath, snorting a hiccup halfway, letting out a long sigh] "HMMP!-buh, they a—" [B's head tucked in quick] "—are. Geez."

[B backed up, letting out a deep hiccup] "HUP! Sorry! Sorry, that was sudden-HMMP!" [They chuckled, rubbing their caving chest subconsciously]

"No-no, it's okay! Haha." [A rubs B's chest, a hand tucked under B's] "Uh...hiccups in bed. Again." [A said in a concerned, yet content tone]

[B notices A's reaction, how they are comforting B, who was hiccup-prone] "Mhm. A-HU'UHP! Again...they're going HMK! all out. What have I done? HMmMK! To deserve this?" [B said in feigned grumpiness]

"Big yawns." [A smiled softly at the thought, but they couldn't help but pause every time B hiccups]

"Relishing-HINK!-uh...in them?" [B whispered, another deep hiccup escaped their lips close to A's face]

[A could've sworn their ears are steaming, feeling the gears crank up] "A little. M'sorry." [They spoke in a slightly guilty tone]

[B shook their head, pulling A close to their spasming body] "Shh. No worries-HMmMP!" [A deep, silent double hiccup rippled B's body which A could feel every second of it]

[B looks down, seeing A's guilty face etched, giving A a warm embrace] "We can st—stay like this for a bit. HIMP! If you want."

[A looked up to B, pouting a bit] "You could use a cure right now." [They suggested]

"And HUMK! miss out on this? [Murmuring] Your HNK!UH!—Your darling flushed face? HMMP! Rubbing my chest?" [Chuckle-hiccuped, leaving a heavy grunt, but reassured A with a sheepish grin]

"I can deal a little de-HMP'MK! Deep case. [Grunts] Just five-HNK! five minutes of it will DO!" [Silent hiccup]

[A could feel B swallow another hiccup, their chest thumping once] "They are certainly making their presence known."

B arched their body, leaning to A's hand rubbing their sternum and stomach

"Mmmrr. You take such GUCK!MmHP! Mmm...good care of me-hhhHMK!Uh!" [B purred lowly, A could feel the rumbling on their chest against their palm]

"Just five minutes, then let's cure them." [A firmly said, feeling content and concerned for their beloved]

[B couldn't help but let out a croaky guffaw-hiccup, letting out a guttural groan after calming down] "We stayed in bed HMMMP! a little more than we agreed-" [Swallowed a deep hiccup, groaning at the action] "agreed on."

[Murmur-chuckle, feeling the thumps against B's chest and stomach] "I honestly can't complain." [A admitted, flushing rosy]

B's smile widened, giving hiccup kisses on A's face. The case persisted in deep rhythmic successions, leaving B to groan and grunt to a few, but it didn't made them uncomfortable. Just taken by the abruptness. In their shared bedroom, their bodies touched and cuddled under the covers, relishing in the cool room, rays of the golden sun peering through the curtains. A couldn't help but enjoy B's presence, alongside the hiccups, which B finds endearing to know and explore this side of A.

They felt appreciated. They both are.

[hauntingblue]

Gear 5 luffy's laugh is so contagious I just hear the drums and go insane how does this work. What did he do to me

[n4rval]

yall need to put a little more mad in your geniuses. for my sake

[popcorn-plots]

me, texting

me: I want to wrong

me: right

me: write wongstrange wtf

[hopkei]

........but what if tho...?

level of insanity increasing.......

but wHAT IF tho?????

[m4gp13]

Alabaster: Hey Ethan, if I looked in your empty eye socket would I be able to see the optic nerve from your other eye?

Ethan: Do you want to survive until the morning?

Al: Preferably, yes

Ethan: Then shut the fuck up and go to sleep

[terrminallycapricious]

((sorry ever since august after hte coffee scare ive been nonstop being lightheaded and i still cant get to the doctor without being put in a worse state. ive sworn off any caffiene ever since then and tried other methods to make myself feel better and none have helped. i also nearly passed out at the renaissance fest, and twice tonight. i cant play exciting games anymore. so i have this constant light headedness and brain fog. and im lucky whe nit does go away and pass but it comes back around like clockwork. i know what i need to do (medical care wise) but my situation is so complicated .i WISH i could go to the doctor. its not about the money its about my mental state which is severe. so im sorry i do not respond well enough or stay very long. im so unwell. and i feel like im gonna die sometimes. it isnt anxiety or fluids or noneo f that. if that was it id be better by now. this is CAUSING my severe anxiety though thats for sure. ))

[monster-noises]

Ahahahahaaha love love Love getting Medical Anxiety triggered by over hearing something at work and fucking Finally feeling normal by the end of the work day only to come home and Remember It

Best time

Good vibes

My insides are vibrating at a daaaaangerous frequency and it's Not Helping

[narke]

the average person seems to see breaking a limb as less severe than choking someone, which i get because while breaking someone’s shit is going to have them in recovery/physical rehab for a while and have varyingly severe long term effects you can’t really kill someone by snapping their arm or ripping their mcl to shreds or whatever, barring extreme and weird circumstances. but the difference in reception to a knockout from striking vs from choking is interesting because it almost seems like people think knocking someone out with a punch is less brutal than choking someone, but youre rattling their shit (brain, somewhat delicate) around in their skull while ur trying to knock them out while a (properly applied blood) choke is a sure way to cut off blood flow to the brain

[cathalbravecog]

taco bell bong sfx

[watery-melon-baller]

i keep having fuckin Ideas