#i think its better to go in blind. as i did 🙏

[holisticdogpark]

id like some podcast recs please

you can have. one podcast rec. this one

[mournings-stars]

i loved the adam with a fat!reader 🥹 so cute, id love to see lucifer with a reader similar? like maybe shorter like him and a bit on the chubby side 🙏

AHHH THATS SO CUTE

imagine you’re like a chef or baker or something, maybe hellborn, maybe a sinner, and you meet him at an event that he’s just required to go to, so he’s staying by the catering tables and just busying himself with food so he doesn’t have to talk to anyone

“i know it’s a buffet, darlin’, but you’re milking my lil’ supply dry.” and imagine you have the cutest lil accent like maybe it’s southern if you’re hellborn or soft, 50’s movie-type transatlantic if you’re a sinner (i kinda wanna write this now actually so tell me what u prefer…)

first he’d look up, just expecting you to be taller than him, but then he’d look down and see you and immediately try to hand his plate back because how could he take your business for granted when you’re standing right in front of his and so sweet… and beautiful — like he’s not blind, he can see that you’re gorgeous. and if he’s honest the food isn’t good enough to get so many plates, but your restaurant would certainly be popular when you’re the precious little face of it

but he has to stop himself because his thoughts are certainly bordering on rude now, so he’s scrambling to apologize like, “i’m sorry — i see why your food’s so popular now, HAHA, you’re gorgeous — i mean, your food is amazing, but—“

“but?” and then he just shuts up. “no keep going, but what, your majesty?” and he is fumbling, because he can’t tell you he thinks the food is mediocre when he’s been shoving it down his throat all night, but then you say, “i know it’s not my best; they had me here last minute, frettin’ over twenty trays each of my best dishes, which can’t be the best if they’re repeated twenty times,” and even though you’re talking on and on, he’s listening and nodding on and on because because you’re just speaking to him so naturally

“am i talking to much?” “yes — i mean, no! i could listen to you talk all night!”

the rest is literally history, like you tell him to come to your restaurant to see what your cooking is really like, and when he finds out its just a small little restaurant with a couple tables and an old kitchen, he’s amazed because it tastes even better than it did at the event

once he decides to ask you out, and he decides quick, he knows he can’t ask you out to eat, or to an event, or to his house, or to the movies, or—

“you wanna get somethin’ to eat sometime?” and you’re literally asking him before he can even think to ask. “maybe you could cook for me?” you suggest slyly and he’s too flustered to say anything so he just nods. “i’ll make sure i dress fancy for you then, majesty.” and this man is MELTING

and if there’s one thing he learns about you that night its that you are not insecure about anything — your first conversation of you doubting your cooking skills might’ve made him think otherwise, but now he knows it’s just not the case

and you have no reason to be insecure; about your cooking, about anything — hell, you look amazing all dolled up just to come to his home for his 8-minute spaghetti… at least he made homemade meatballs. and those were pretty good! you even complimented them, which gave him a very much needed ego boost to get through the night confidently

and when his confidence finally shows, you’re sure he’s what you want, so you don’t bother taking your time with leading up to kisses or anything past that. you take what you want, with permission, and give him what he wants

and he loves it about you, like, you’re so sure of yourself, confident, and carry yourself with so much charm that people just step out of your way, even with your short stature, which he also loves about you — it’s nice having someone shorter around for once, but he’d definitely shape-shift and let himself be shorter than you for a day or so if you wanted

along those lines, he would give you any and everything you wanted. even if you didn’t ask, he’d give it to you — he’ll get you a new restaurant, new equipment, appliances… hell, he’ll even get you a new apartment… that is, if you don’t move in with him

and he would ask, a million times he’d ask because he just loves being with you that much. whenever you come over, or he goes to your place, he’s stuck to you. he watches you cook, helps if you let him — he bakes! he can bake, but of course he finds out you can too, and he insists you’re much better, but you insist that you do it together since this was much less dangerous than letting him rummage through your spice cabinet

if he’s not helping you, he’s hugging you from behind and watching what you do, hands running all over you, feeling the soft plush of your thighs and hips, your stomach, anything you’ll let him touch which he kisses your cheeks and neck and shoulders — literally anything you’ll let him do because he just loves listening to your precious laughter as he loves on you, or your sighs when he marks your neck or shoulder

this man LOVES lying with his head on your lap or in between your thighs. literally anything to do with your thighs or resting his head on your stomach, like, he’s fully back in heaven

he also loves you on top of him, straddling him while you comb your fingers through his hair, legs across his lap as you read, cuddled up to him as you watch a movie or sleep, he can’t get enough of you

and don’t get me started on the nsfw like… head between your legs all fucking day, squeeze his head with your thighs — like actually do it because he will come undone

[skyburger]

hello i have read the one-issue 13 page prologue comic to resident evil in my quest to review different iterations of capn wesker.

heres the re wiki page for the comic its kinda barren but tbf what else would they say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also i am legally obligated to inform you all that you definitely 100% Cannot go to "read comic online . li" to read this for free okay?

anyway story is unnoteworthy (thats not me being mean! its not bad!! i just have nothing to say) but i did learn jill valentine is a demolitions expert! (i dont know if that was mentioned in any of the games but its possible and tbh pretty likely it Was mentioned i just didnt see / register it 💔)

kinda sad the cover artist (bill sienkiewicz) didnt do the art for the actual comic :( im very sorry to dave johnson but im not crazy about the style...... (to be fair a lot of marvel / dc (ect.) comics' styles are hit or miss for me but this one is definitely more on the miss side of things 😭) the cover art has a very 90s fps game box art feel to it. i dont know art terms

but ya i like some of the panels in this more than others!!! generally i think the ones from further away look better (to me at least) like this one ↑ is pretty nice i love the colors thank you moose baumann.... the bright red phone & a similar orangey color for his glasses but also the very stark contrast between the light & shadows in the shot but on the blinds especially..... idk i like it :)

sadly in contrast i do not like this next example thar much. hes got a comically manly kinda look to him, which i know is just pretty standard for marvel comics & shit, but i dont have to like it </3

this one i feel a liiiiiiittle bit similarly about the close-up i just used but i like it a lot more its closer to the first panel to me. i dont know why im reviewing(???) this in the least articulate way possible im writing this pretty soon before i fall asleep which is probably the reason for that actually. Anyway

this one i actuqlly like quite a bit esp. the left one! nothing much to say for this one but barry looks silly here

he just looks like that one duke nukem picture here thats all i can think of 😭

ok i do actually have smth to say here :) i really really really like the use of his silhouette with just the sunglasses in color i know thats not an insane concept but i do just really like it here it fits him very well i think. i know oftentimes if artists do this the glasses / sunglasses will be white with the rest of the silhouette being just black but the orangey-red looks nice!!!

i think i sound like im trying to drag this out im sorry i do gwnuinely have things 2 say i am just So bad at wording shit sorry 🙏🙏🙏

ok last wesker example picture. rhis is probably my least favorite i dislike it he looks. Bad? i dont know how to describe this right now other than "bad and i dont like it" i will come back to this later after i sleep (if i remember (i will probably remember eventually. it might be a while though))

ok my final message: cube jill valentine panel. Goodbye 🫡

[butchviking]

If at all, what do you think of the right of people to ask for amputations of healthy limbs? I’m including people who have body mapping problems and/or psychosis that make them think their arm (or whatever) isn’t their real arm…. And people with amputaron fetishes…. And people who want to make money catering to amputation fetishes. But you may want to say they should screen for one or more of those and deny the surgery to them. Or else perhaps you’re a 100% medical procedure libertarian. As in, doctors shouldn’t lose licensing as long as the patient (or the patient’s medical guardian) had whatever adds up to informed consent for the procedure. Even if that procedure is, say, liposuction on someone already thin. Or amputation of a healthy limb. Or cosmetic surgery to make people look white in features and skin color, where the whole thing is allowed to be advertised as a racialized whitening procedure. That even if a rational medical panel would look at the thing and say — that’s a not insignificant medical risk for 0 medical reason — and a social ethics panel would say ok that clearly trades on social biases — it’s ok to make money on it if people want to buy it. It’s ok to do the procedure and still profess to be a doctor even if the procedure isn’t medically a good idea outside of desire for certain aesthetics.

oh my god i think abt this all the time. ok first of all the fetishists can cut their own legs off and die painfully godbless 🙏 as for ppl w mental health issues that lead them there... this HAS been performed on certain occasions, as a very dire last resort after many many years of therapy and medication have been tried and failed. and in those case studies, it seems to have helped! im not going to say im a-ok with the idea but... idk. the reality is what it is. what can i say? and one of the big reasons i think doctors do end up caving to this request is because people with BIID have been known to mutilate themselves in their quest to lose the limbs or organs they want removed. and some doctors clearly feel like it's better to just.. cut a woman's optic nerve than it is to risk her pouring bleach into her own eyes if that's something she's very seriously threatening to do (and that IS smthn one woman did... and she went blind, survived, and reported no regrets)

i don't make decisions like this. i am just a slightly unwell young woman with a blog. i definitely don't think we should let ppl get legs and arms chopped off willy-nilly. but i understand why some doctors have chosen to perform surgeries like this. i also understand why many have refused.

EDIT i forgot 2 address the race example here... i wont say much on that bc its a very complex issue and i would b understanding of ppl wanting that (whitening skin creams are common and popular) but whether id support it in practice is different and also not really my place at all. but have u ever read black no more by george s schuyler? its a good book and an interesting exploration of a world in which black people can undergo a procedure to "turn them white".

[leglessjoekeery]

Okay so it's the third of March 2022 and I have decided to live post whatever it's called supernatural because I hate myself.

I am currently on season 2 episode 1 and I'm 26 minutes in so 💀

Anyways

WHY DID HE CUT HIS HAND. JOHN. DOES THE THING REQUIRE HIM TO CUT HIS HAND??? WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE HAND???? WHY

is he gonna burn his blood

I think he just burned his blood

GOD TAHT GUY SCARED ME

Oh shit he's a dude not a dude

'suicidally reckless' perfectly describes all the winchesters tf do you mean

I'm so sorry but I head that "don't cha" and immediately my brain went "DONT CHA WISH YOUR GF WAS HOT LIKE ME" I'm so sorry

I'm Canadian btw 💅

Omg a deal with devil John you sussy baka

I LOVE THEM USING THE OUIJI BOARD SM ITS SO SILLY AND GOOFY

Crying at Sam rn

I really don't like this reaper

She sounds kinda nice tho I think I might just HAHHAHAHA IM NOT INTO PRUDE CHICKS WHY DID I FIND THAT SO FUNNY HA

Can you tell I have adhd yet

Girl I have seen so many spoilers for this show I know he isn't gonna die. At least forever.

WHY WAS THE "that's just facts 🤞💅🤪" SO FUNNY???

Girl you can't stop Dean Winchester stop fooling yourself

John r u sure this isn't a trick

Omg it's that guy who's kids Dean killed

WHAT ABOUT SAMMY WHAT WHO ARE THE OTHER KIDS WHAT

John please have a better plan than this I beg

What do you want sir

Why does she sound sad and should I use they them or she her bc its a reaper like what pronouns do reapers use THE LIGHTS??? WHAT OMG WHAT WHAT THE SHIT BISCUIT OMG SHW HAS YELLOW EYES WHAT THE

HES CHOKING WHT OMG???

Omg he's doing good again

HE DOESNT REMEMBER??????????

Did John just call his child dude. Bro.

John "specific" Winchester

Bro is he a dude again or what

Omg Dean Winchester lore??

ITS OKAY DAD OMG THATS SO CUTE

Crying.

Dean must be thinking "girl stop acting sus af 😒"

BRO IS HE GONNA DIE WHAT

What is he whispering WHAT IS HE WHISPERING

Why are they crying omg what

I thought he was gonna off himself for a hot sec omg

WAIT WHAT HES ACTUALLY DEAD WHTA

That poor coffee 😕

Bro John pls

Ah shit bitch dick NO HE DIED IN THE AM

Okay next episode time woohoo 🤪🤪

Bro I love clowns they're delightful

Except for that one he's sus

Omg where'd he go

That kid looked like lily from modern family for a sec

Why is he outside her window 🤨 very sus

NO DONT OPEN THE DOOR FOR HIM STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER

BRO IS THAT HER ON THE SPIT OR WHATEVER ITS CALLE oh thank god it's just john

Girl stop lying this is why yo daddy dead. Dead as hell. What shoes he got on. What shoes he got on in that mummy looking ass cacoon.

Omg he's re building the car❗❗ let's gooo

Bro you were just in a coma and then ur dad died stop it listen to sam

Ellen as in Ellen Ellen? Like the show host??

I FEEL LIKE A FRIGGIN SOCCER MOM HAHAHAH

Is that man dead

Man(?)

OH GOD PLEASE LET THAT BE A RIFE HAHAHHAH

Ooh she got moves

In love with these badasses

Omg Ellen she's so much better than I thought she was gonna be

Lmao they can't ask him he's deaaaad

No, ma'am he's real dead. He's not doin good.

Yes, who is ash

Omg I love him too

Omg he's a smart bimbo

HE WAS STRUCK BY LIGHNING??? he's so cool.

Gender envy.

How old is this kid

HOW OLD IS SHE

Dean that is literally perfectly describing you

KILLER CLOWN?? WHAT IS THIS 2016???

SAM IS AFRAID OF CLOWNS HAHHAH

bro I almost forgot that Dean is afraid of flying LMAO

Omg is Sam a dude

"ur not like urself" omg where have I heard that before

That child is a MOOD

nvm we're breaching into non-mood territory

So true kids dad 🙏 so true 🙏

Oh shit no what no he's in the house in the dad's bedroom aw hell nah

Those are NOT the clowns ur looking for my duded

Bro can I be a smart bimbo

TRYING TO FIND A NEEDLE IN A STACK OF NEEDLES HA

Dean no what stop hate criming people

He does look just like his daddy.. sus 🤨

2.5 KIDS??? HOW???? IVE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT PLS SOMEONE HELP /SRS

I hate those mirrors

Omg is this gonna b like Phil dunphy. Is HE gonna be the clown 😧

Yo is that James Potter?? (Iykyk)

"your blind man hearing is outta control" 💀

Is Dean supposed to be the one giving me gender envy bc he's not. It's Sam. He just has so much GENDER

I WANT HIS GENDER

You are a white man outside of a black family's house PUT THAT GUN AWAY

She looks so happy 😕

THE CLOWN SURVIVED THE GUNSHOT???

John and Ellen??? NO, DEAN. NO.

"I stg the next person I see who asks me if I'm okay, I'm gonna start throwing punches. These are your issues. Quit dumping them on me" 😧

"IM DEALING WITH DADS DEATH, ARE YOU?" BRO

OW I WAS JUST CHEWING ON MY CHEW NECKLACE AND I THINK I BROKE MY JAW 😭

Anyways the supernatural grind never stops 💪💪

They sleep on a bed of dead insects? 😰

I KNEW IT. I SAID HE WAS SUS. I FEEL GODLIKE RN

Oh no he has a gun

THE CLOWN SUIT. THE CLOWN SUIT.

AGAIN, I FEEL GODLIKE.

Bro what just happened I'm so confused

Omg is Mr clown man nakey 👀

THE WAY HE JUST STABBED THAT DUDE??

Does Jo have a crush on Sam or Dean I can't tell

❗SMART BIMBO IS BACK❗

MIT??? HE SMART SMART

Dean pls dust ur car

DEAN HUG UR BROTHER

IF YOU GO BACK TO TO oh shit he broke the windows omg he's breaking his car he's having a mental breakdown no stop what

Dear Winchester brothers,

Hug each other.

Sincerely,

Bread

Anyways I gotta go to bed now 🙄 I'll continue tomorrow during school ig 😒