#i think its because i was thinking of kongo bongo

[nintendouniverse2023]

Mario and Friends in the Mario Movie Premiere

Reporter Toad: Hello, Tonight we bring you live one the Mushroom Kingdoms Theater, To meet the main stars of the Mushroom Kingdoms long time heroes, The Super Mario Bros! Oh and here comes the First few stars and their guess now!

(In the middle of the Theater at the Red Carpet where Toads, Koopas, Goombas, Kremlings and So much Started flashing their cameras at Princess Peach‘s carriage as it stops to the carpet. The carriage door opens to Revel Toad in a tuxedo as he smiles and waves at the audience. Then they went whiled when the Mario Bros in their color tuxedos, Princesses Peach and Daisy in their color sparkling dresses and Yoshi in just a tie.)

Mario and Luigi: Let’s-a Go!

Yoshi: Yo-Yoshi! Wa-Ha!

Reporter Toad: Its the Super Mario Bros themselves and the your higness of Mushroom and Sarasa Kingodms with their other friends!

Princess Peach: Hi everyone, So glad that you could make it to the special night! Just remember that no matter what happens or whatever it doesn’t what you expeced, We should always respect its decision no matter who amazing it gets.

Princess Daisy: I THINK TONIGHT WAS GONNA BE RADICAL!!!!!

(Then suddenly they go over to the Hawaiian and jungle themed carriage a Kong‘s head as the crowd cheered.)

Reporter Toad: Well I be a Kongs uncle! It’s the Royal Kongs all the way from Kongo Bongo Island! King Cranky Kong and Prince Donkey Kong the Third!

(Cranky in his King outfit comes out of the carriage as he blocks his eyes from the from flash Photography. As Cranky growls in anger, DK jumps out of the carriage and jumps down into the Red Carpet wearing a classy and a bit junglish suit as he dances shouting,)

Donkey Kong: Banana Slamma!

Reporter Toad: Hahaha! Okay he’s getting a head start on his dancing in his Kong style!

Cranky Kong: Gah! Enough of the Flashing lights already!!! I don’t like it!

Donkey Kong: Oh come on Cranky, Where is your spirt of the…you in the film! This is what the people really came for! Me and my handsome packs!

Mario: Hey DK! You made it! Nice suit by the way!

Luigi: Yeah, I see you were ready for the movie as well too!

Toad: You go with that dances DK! Oh! Oh! Donkey Kong!

Donkey Kong: Oh yeah! You got my raps on!

Princess Peach: Oh hi Cranky, Glad you made it as well.

Cranky Kong: Not that I have a choice. I swear this movie make me fell like a king or else I-

(Suddenly out of no where, a special car of Bowsers Limo that jumped Cranky, nearly a heart attack which the stars and guess looked at it as more flashes of photograies. )

Reporter Toad: Speak of the devil…. Here is the main villain of the film.

(Then out of the their was a Para Koopa with a Blue Shell which it the General, dropping Boom Boom with feet first as the general has something to say.)

Genarel Koopa: Attention Maggots! You better start favoring and kneeling for the King because here comes the Royal Koopa Family! Big Hands, Open the limo doors!

Boom Boom: Who you a calling big hands you blue blur rip off!? But sure.

(Boom Boom then opens the limo door to reveal Kamek wearing his orange tie.)

Reporter Toad: Well here comes Bowsers Main MagicKoopa and here come the-

(Suddenly, The Koopalings came rushing out of the limo as Kamek steps away. Wendy was wereing her special princess glitter dress in pinkish red wearing a crown. While her brothers were wearing a specially shinning outfits with their own color and also wearing crowns.)

Reporter Toad: The Koopalings must be here for the film as well, They look good to be honest!

Larry: Wow! I never knew what was like to have our dad be a movie star.

Wendy: *Laughing of excitement* I know dear brother! Oh ho! Inmaend if I was a super movie star myself! *Laughing of excitement*

Morton: I wonder dad is gonna win in this movie? Not like that Mario have to ruin it like all the time for us! Speaking of this, Do you really think something special coming up when were in the sequel?

Roy: Who cares chump! I really want to know what their special weapons is gonna be there!

Iggy: Speaking of special Roy! I beat Luigi wont last very long inside! Maybe tell loss a mustache! *Evil Laughter*

Lemmy: Or maybe be force to be daddy’s personal jester!

Ludwig: Well just have to wait and find Out my siblings, wait till we get what we need and watch the film.

Kamek: Right this way your highness!

(As Bowser comes out of the limo, wearing his Mario Odyssey suit but black. He makes his famous roar as his so Bowser Junior did the same wearing the crown, red tie and Black Tailcoat.)

Reporter Toad: ITS BOWSER!!!! THE MAIN STAR WITH A MAIN VOICE!!!

Mario: Well, Well, Ready to throw hard ball on me tonight Bowser?

Princess Peach: Please don’t do something this time…

Bowser: Relax Peachie! Not tonight. This was all about fun! Romance! AND THE SUPER DUPER AWESOME!

Bowser Jr: You heard my Papa! Let’s see if the Super Star always put the upperhand hand on you!

(Roy comes in and high fives Junior as he laughs)

Roy: Nice one Jr! You ready to get schooled plumber! Because I know you are by my main paps!

Mario: The only thing your Dad is gonna do Is failing.

Bowser: We will se about that ya puny plumber, while your brother is just being scared!

Reporter Toad: Now without judges out of the way-

(Suddenly the photos stop as the Old rusty truck belongs to Wario Shows up to the red carpet. Then it apprease to be Wario and Waluigi just in their original clothes while Spike shows up in his Orange Tuxedo.)

Foreman Spike: Sorry I’m late, the car is just slow thanks to this Mario ripoff.

Wario: Well excuse me for not being an actual taxied driver!

Waluigi: You still be paying use money for this!

(Then all the main cast alongside their guests and audience just looked in silence.)

Wario: Wario Bros reportInv for duty, here to drop of Spike… Where’s money?

Reporter Toad: Opps I almost forgot! Right behind the Wario bros was the wrecking crew and boss of the Mario Bros… Foreman Spike!

(They all suddenly still silence.)

Foreman Spike: Really guys!? REALLY!? Where’s my cheer?

Donkey Kong: Hey Mario, do you know this werido?

Bowser: For once I agree, who is this looser? Do you know him?

Mario: Long story… Right before me and Luigi came to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Luigi: But do you think we should really give them this chance? After all, he didn’t have any appearance for so long.

DK and Bowser:… NOPE!

(The Cast, Guest and Audience except for the Princess and The Bros laughed at the Spike)

Wario: Waluigi, should we?

Waluigi: Good idea.

(Then the Wario Bros laughted at Spike as they go inside.)

Forman Spike: I HATE ALL OF YOU!!! CAN WE JUST GO INSIDE?????!!!!!

(Once settled in as the other began to get ready to get into their seats as a few audiences and others *Diddy, Dixie, Tiny, Lanky, Chunky, Kiddie, Funky, Candy, Pom Pom, Toadette, Kremlings Krew, King Bomb and King Boo* already inside and get ready to get settled in.)

Forman Spike: This is stupid! At least the Ape gets all the credit! What’s next a stupid reptile?

Krusha: Got a problem boI?!

Forman Spike: Gah! Nothing!

Donkey Kong: Guys! You made it!

Diddy Kong: Glad to see you to Uncle DK! We wouldn’t miss out your special!

Dixie Kong: This Movie is gonna be dynamite!

Chunky Kong: Let’s just hope I’m in a cameo.

Candy Kong: So DK, lets see how Grover you get?

Donkey Kong: *blushed in giggles*

Boom Boom: Thanks for holding my seat for me, I really need it.

Pom Pom: No problem, wants some gummies?

Boom Boom: *Takes the gummies* Sure.

Wendy: *cheering*

Bowser Jr: Should we calm her down? I mean, it hasn started yet.

Iggy: Nah, let her have her moments. It’s only a matter of time before she when into her room cries real loud while eating an ice cream tub.

Wendy: I heard that!

Princess Daisy: Everyone quite it! The Film is starting!

(Everyone then be slowly got quit, still eating snacks as the movie started rolling the film. In the last minute Luigi replys.)

Luigi: Mario, is this how we really got started as hero’s?

Mario: Well it’s sort of approximately how it happened.

[skeletalheartattack]

smoking a fat blunt <- using an inhaler

hey lemme get a suck off that bingo bongo?

[twostepbucho]

[transcript:

MURPH: Um, so you see Donkey Kong suddenly looks somber as he looks at the Crystal Cocunut and he goes,

MURPH (as Donkey Kong): The Zards used to be led [laughter] by a

EMILY: I really thought that this was, when you said a new peace I was like oh shit how deep is this gonna go

MURPH (as Donkey Kong): The Zards used to be led by a terrible crocodile man named King K. Rool who wanted to steal our banana hoard and the Crystal Coconut, The gift of our people

MURPH (as multiple apes): But this is ridiculous. But this is ridiculous

EMILY (as Moonshine): But this is ridonkulous. Just give it a shot

MURPH (as Donkey Kong): There were many wars between Zard and ape. In the first one King K. Rool stole our banana hoard but me and Diddy were able to win it back. Then in the second war King K. Rool became a pirate for some reason and kidnapped me, but Diddy and Dixie

CALDWELL(as Beverly): Checks out

MURPH (as Donkey Kong): saved me.

CALDWELL(as Beverly):Uh-huh

MURPH (as Donkey Kong): Then in the third war King K. Rool stopped being a pirate and kidnapped me and Diddy but then Dixie and Kiddy who’s a different guy had to save us. And then came the long night the tropical freeze

EMILY (as Moonshine): woah

MURPH: you hear um under his breath Diddy goes “Coconut Mother feed us”

MURPH (as multiple apes): This is ridiculous but this is ridiculous

Caldwell: Bev has a mouthful of Werther’s Originals and he just goes “woah”

[EMILY LAUGHS]

MURPH (as Donkey Kong): King K. Rool stole the Crystal Coconut and used its powers to freeze the island and her bananas could no longer grow

EMILY (as Moonshine): What happened to the nannerflies?

MURPH (as Donkey Kong): They died. Many starved. Kong turned against Kong killing each other over frozen brown bananas. That’s how we lost Swanky, Candy and the various stars of Donkey Kong 64.

CALDWELL(as Beverly): Not Lanky Kong.

MURPH (as Donkey Kong): He’s gone.

EMILY (as Moonshine): Who did the nannerflies side with?

MURPH (as Donkey Kong): The nannerflies, declared neutrality at first but eventually joined the Kongs

CALDWELL(as Beverly): Oh thank goodness

MURPH (as Donkey Kong): Some have never forgiven them. Finally, during the tropical freeze, I confronted K. Rool and jumped on his head a bunch of times

EMILY (as Moonshine): Yeah

MURPH (as Donkey Kong): knocking him out like I always do.

EMILY (as Moonshine): That’s kinda what we do to Galad

MURPH (as Donkey Kong): Yeah. But as I stood there over his unconscious body I thought how many people have died because of my mercy? I let him live before and what did I have to show for it? The only way Kongo Bongo Island would be safe would be if King K. Rool was dead. So I choked him with my own tie. I never wanted to be a killer. Coconut Mother feed us.

MURPH (as multiple apes): but this is ridiculous but this is ridiculous

CALDWELL(as Beverly): But this is ridiculous

MURPH (as Donkey Kong): After King K. Rool died his estranged son, King Kar Rool Karaoke

JAKE (as Hardwon): Kar Rool Karaoke?

MURPH (as Donkey Kong): Kar Rool

CALDWELL(as Beverly): Just one more time

EMILY (as Moonshine): Kar Rool

JAKE (as Hardwon): Sorry

MURPH (as Donkey Kong): His last name is Rool under his father. His mother’s name, she’s the duchess of Karaoke Island

EMILY (as Moonshine): Kar Kar Rool Karaoke

MURPH (as Donkey Kong): Kar Rool

CALDWELL(as Beverly): Kar Rool Karaoke

MURPH (as Donkey Kong): Karaoke

EMILY (as Moonshine): Kar Rool. That honestly sounds

MURPH (as Donkey Kong): Yeah it adds up

EMILY (as Moonshine): He sounds really engaging

MURPH (as Donkey Kong): He’s actually a good guy

EMILY and CALDWELL(as Moonshine and Beverly): Yeah

CALDWELL(as Beverly):Yeah like you could spin him off and he’d do great

EMILY and MURPH (as Moonshine and Donkey Kong): Yeah

CALDWELL(as Beverly): He could have his own his own sort of island I think

EMILY (as Moonshine): Yeah

MURPH (as Donkey Kong): So anyway, King Kar Cool Karaoke took over and we’ve finally been able to broker peace between the Zards and the apes

EMILY (as Moonshine): Okay

MURPH (as Donkey Kong): It’s been almost a year without bloodshed and tonight we celebrate by joining Kong and Zard in a feast of forgiveness. Bananksgiving

CALDWELL: [laughter] Fuck you

the donkey kong one-shot is a masterpiece