#i think if I could supplex a giraffe my life would feel meaningful
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In a perfect world I would be much larger, superhumanly strong and completely invulnerable. This would allow me to live my dream of playing with very dangerous animals on my own terms.
#i wanna pet a hippo#i know it's a bad idea#but i want to#also a gorilla. i wanna be invulnerable and super strong so I can wrassle a gorilla#I'm talking superman strong. I'm playfighting here there is no danger to me and I love gorillas so the safety is mutual#i think if I could supplex a giraffe my life would feel meaningful#shitpost#meme#memes#text post#animals#bullshittery
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