#i think i would die /pos
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hmmm lost the urge feeling, but im still hydrating tho~ <33
(anyone is still free to send teasy asks or challenges~ >:3)
#t-holds#live hold#omorashi#bladder holding#piss kink#omg what if people like @ed me in a text post and told their anons to come tease me?#a thought that just got put into my head cuz#wow-#blushing and kicking my feet at that though of someone wanting to fuck with me so bad#that they POST publicly my @ and tell all their followers that they should help (make it harder) for me to hold <333333#i think i would die /pos
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i dreamed there was an official ii flash game where like you choose your favorite ship outta a small bunch and like they went on this balloon ride through the night and said sweet things abt the stuff theyd been through, it was fully voice acted by the og vas too, AND THEY HAD TACOMIC!!! it was gen so cute 😭😭
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Excuse me, would it be permitted to draw you and your Gaster? Say, holding hands or something of similar nature?
h-handholding?? something that scandalous???
#inbox#might as well cheekily lift my skirt and show ... the rest of my boots.#i think i would like. die /pos#this is a green light sure go ahead#it went like “kyaah!” right is that how you say it#this is my flustered face#swatchling_screaming.sfx
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It's my monthly @pycth fangirl moment.
Todays topic: Baabe.
THEIR BABE IS MY ROMAN EMPIREAKSHIASJS ITS JSUT THEJQJSIAJA I WAKE UP THEYRE IN MY BRAIN I GO TO SLEEP THEYRE THERE, IN MY BRAIN, RENT FREE.
Love footage of my face whenever I see them:
#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted babe#like ok babe maybe you need to get with me#MAYBE ASHER NEEDS TO MOVE A SMIDGE OVER#he would never but maybe#I can literwlly fight i will pounce that mortal#no lie I would die for their Asher design too#I CRIED I THREW UP I DIED WND GOT REBORN AS BAABES BIGGEST FAN#JUST STARTS VOMITING EVERYWHERE /POS#how is that pos lucid?#because I eat it up everytime#I havé a fast metabolism I can't be eating them at the rate that I think of them#gives me a bloated belly#BUT I WILL DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO#ITS JUST#THEWNAJKSS#WEDDING BAABE?#WEDDING ASHER?#I CRIED I DIED I WOKE UP-#LIEKABSOJS#IM JUST GONNASTART STORBWIUDIW#ISNWOCJWKS#WHERE THE FUCK IS THE STORK#Idk yo#PICK ME CHOOSE ME#LOVE ME ! NOW.#ok that's it c:
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having lots of thoughts about a npmd pokemon trainer au, so i made teams for the main six :] (headcanons/explanations below the cut!)
i gave all of them basic starters at various evolution levels since i always do that when designing teams for characters,, i think they'd keep their starters!
anyways,
pete has a shiny eelektrik that he stumbled across as a tynamo on complete accident. (he doesn't show anyone it though bc of his whole invisible at school thing, which was also my reasoning behind giving him kecleon)
ted gave pete his rufflet, not realizing how high leveled it had to be to evolve.
richie's prized pokemon is his mawile, which he definitely named asuka. he also values how defensive she is, and will use her against max's team (despite usually losing)
grace's spiritomb and greavard are her two favorite pokemon (not that she'd tell anyone that)..
^^ spiritomb's are said to curse those with bad thoughts and are formed from spirits, and houndstone has an ability that makes it stronger once every other pokemon on the team dies.. i thought both of those were pretty fitting for her.
i didn't want to give max a fully evolved team, but i did give him a team of basically all later-to-be meta mons since i think he'd probably take battling way too seriously.
i think steph would have a fondness for dark/ghost types, since a lot of them are just misunderstood. i also gave her a rotom because she cherishes her phone above all else (/j)
she hates battling and would much rather just care for her pokemon instead of subjecting them against other's. (she is very vocal about this to max, but he could care less)
ruth's team is almost entirely just vibes for me, besides her starter and eevee.
^^ primarina is a performer (an opera singer specifically), and i think that her having a pokemon that performs is just a nice touch :) with eevee, there are practically endless possibilities for what an eevee can become, so giving her one seemed like an easy choice.
#i dont think any of them would be particularly fond of battling besides max#so thats why his is the only actually well built team#the rest are just pokemon i think they'd like or want to have :)#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid#pokemon#peter spankoffski#richie lipschitz#grace chasity#max jagerman#stephanie lauter#ruth fleming#i doubt anyone will make anything with this and its just fulfilling my little niche but. if anyone draws this or whatevs... please tag me#i will cry real tears if anyone makes npmd pkmn content#slash pos#mine
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i’m playing 999 right now it’s very cool :]
#i really like the escape room style puzzles! i do hope they get a little more challenging though#the characters are hmmm they’re okay so far. it’s harder to get attached because we don’t spend as much time with them#but they still feel kinda like danganronpa characters so you’re just like ‘okay you’re a POS and you’re a POS and you’re a POS...’#i desperately want to find out Why Lotus Is Like That#and i’m wondering if this is like a ‘and then there were none’ situation where one of the people who die early turn out to be the ringleader#thinking about the ‘futility’ reference and how one of them would have predicted the nonary game#interesting stuff >_>#i’ll start a liveblogging tag in case i feel like plopping some theories on here. don’t spoil me!!#zero escape liveblogging#ze#frogs.txt
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Is Laa-Laa canonly selfish, let's find out
Here are some selfish traits and we're going to try to fit them into Laa-Laa's Silent Path story ;)
having no regard for how their behavior impacts others
-Well this probably isn't true, I'm sure she feels bad about leaving people behind
consistently acting in their own self-interests instead of meeting the needs of others
This doesn't feel fitting either, I wouldn't call her fleeing the dome acting her own self interest because your body can choose to run like hell if you see your best friend get his head torn off. I mean Dipsy was already dying, it's pointless to try to save him.
having no empathy for the suffering of other people
This is so much no, she obviously cares about her friends, running away doesn't make her selfish, she's having a fight or flight *You have to be insane if you actually choose to fight a purple giant that just did that to someone's head* And why would she be that angry at Guardian if she wasn't thinking of all of them
showing no remorse when they’ve hurt other people
Canon Laa-Laa would certainly care if she hurt one of her friends and she does apologize to Guardian
using manipulation tactics to get what they want
Do I even need to say it? She never does any of that
always asking for favors but never repaying them
No
being unkind, or their kindness comes with a price
NO again
using others to get what they want
Again she doesn't canonly do this
not giving back to others
The only thing someone gives her is a bowl of custard
feeling entitled to always getting what they want, even if it means that others will be pushed down
No again
#slendytubbies#you know who you are#someone else want to accuse things of Laa-Laa that I never thought someone would say?#laa-laa isn't perfect she had no way of knowing what was happening to po and like anyone else ShE didn't want to die#reacting in fear or running away because someone's head is being removed doesn't make anyone selfish#they're being a person#reblog to reassure Laa-Laa that she wasn't being selfish#I was looking at these 10 signs of a selfish person and was thinking of a different character entirely
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oh my brain was just INVADED with the idea of miraculous royalty au
#prince adrien… im going to be sick /pos#logically marinette would be a commoner but also what if she wasn’t. what then? what then#txt#i want to draw something for this so bad or i’ll die i think
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Gendur
HWHUH ??? HELLO EXCUSE YOU WHAT /vvpos
#noodle talks#not my art#mikudonnie#ask#fave#JUMPSCARE#I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT HELLO ???#screams into pillow bangs head against the walll /pos#THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL AAHDKSSBBX#I love their outfit here#hrhdkks im going insane you dont get it#THE EYES I LOVE HOW YOU DID THE EYES#ALSO THIS POSE GAH#eyestrain#i think. possibly#fanart#i guess i dont really need a tag for this its really rare (thank god of it wasnt i would have a heart attack & die) but eh#moot#having cool artist mutuals is going to be the death of me istg /pos
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If agent 8 is ever revealed to be living with Marina and Pearl after Octo expansion I might do unspeakable things
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ive been trying to draw you and its impossible why are you hard to draw 😔
my corporeal form is indescribable and cannot be recreated
sorry about that man, I know it makes things a little more difficult
#acer#disjointed ramblings#I’ve been asked#Good luck btw#I think I would literally die if I saw me in your style/pos#Please don’t draw me blond#I don’t have the emotional capacity to thinks it’s silly goofy atm/lh
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WHICH BRANDO BRO DO YOU THINK MISTA IS CRUSHING ON
I JUST FRUCKING COME FROM SCHOOL I SEE THIS QYESTION !!!!!??!??!?!?!I AM LAUGHTHING SOO MUCH
Well MY ANSWER IS UNGALO AND I DON'T ELABORATE
SOOO the unic choice is and the best for him is UNGALO !!
#Like man !!!LOOK THEY BOTH WOULD BE BROS TRUST ME#rikiel is too serious and Versace is just ....u know no#SOOO UNGALO IS THE ONE#They would burn some car as bros together that's all I can think#just UNGALO is a frick who doesn't love tricks/pos#SBOOPIE I DIED OF THIS QUESTION#just heard a bus farting I am dieing#jjba#bizzare'talks#bizzoots
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donatello makes noodle soup
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There were some days when Donnie just. Didn't work.
He could have energy and motivation aplenty, could be bursting at the seams with inspiration.
He'd sit down to work, and everything he put to paper would be reduced to eraser smudges within the hour. Half-finished projects piling up in the corners of his lab, to be repurposed for scrap metal later.
It wasn't an inventive block or burn-out. It was his mind grasping for answers and coming up empty.
To his immense frustration, tonight was one of those nights.
Donnie found himself balanced precariously on a stool at the kitchen counter, knees pulled to his plastron. His forehead was laid upon them, eyes scrunched shut, arms limp at his sides.
Oh, ibuprofen, why do you forsake me?
The rain had started up again. While lovely in concept, the smell and the sound and the city lights reflecting off of city pavement, it kind of hurt.
Ow.
Donnie's three-day "pressure" headache had reached its final form, the mother of all migraines. He could thank his lucky stars he didn't get them as bad as Mikey used to, but the point felt moot.
He'd been useless this week, dragging himself around his lab, stealing scattered snatches of sleep here and there.
It didn't help that he wasn't used to their lair yet. Months after the Shredder and the Kraang attack, he didn't feel at home here.
It felt... different. The silence wasn't loud enough.
He didn't like the restlessness. The past few months had been a continual blur of momentum. Rebuilding the lair. Fixing and upgrading his tech. Taking care of Leo. The list was endless.
Yet, he couldn't make his brain work.
Donnie gave a little grumble and let his legs dangle, bending to press his forehead to the cool stone surface of the tile. He turned his face to the side, squinting out at the lit side of the train car.
He should turn off both overhead lights, but he didn't want to injure his shell in a fall. Which was probably just him being paranoid, but–
His eyes caught on the spine of a cookbook peeking out from a stack on the back corner of the stove-side counter. He frowned (or scowled, since he was already frowning). Where had he–?
Noodle soup.
Donnie sat up, blinking. That was... that was the cookbook. With the recipe for noodle soup. His noodle soup.
He hadn't made that in forever.
Donnie stood, influenced by the gravitational pull of memories. He stumbled over to the counter, freeing the book from its dusty prison. He brushed his hand over the cover. This had come to the new lair?
In their first move, when everything was new and raw, it hadn't occurred to him to go looking. Not with everything else on his mind.
He thumbed through the well-loved pages, instinctually flipping open to the recipe. He stared at it, that same diagram embedded in his brain. When had he forgotten?
I'm making this right now, aren't I?
Resigned to the whims of his heart, he set the cookbook down and went to fetch a stockpot.
He didn't need a recipe to make it. The motions were imprinted in memory. But having the cookbook open was part of the process. It would be wrong to make noodle soup without it's "supervision."
He gathered the ingredients first.
It was strange doing so in a new kitchen set up. He turned to the right, looking for a cabinet that wasn't there, and came face to face with the fridge.
He could have grabbed the ingredients he needed (sesame oil, soy sauce, sriracha, and the rest) but it wasn't right. Non-refrigerated items went first.
He turned and rifled through the cabinets. Ground ginger and garlic were easy to find, and the rice vinegar took only a minute of reorienting to find where Mikey stored it.
The rice noodles were more elusive. Mikey kept the noodles in a lower cabinet, but after a few minutes of searching, rice noodles were nowhere to be found.
Donnie considered giving up (no, he would not use another noodle variety, thank you very much) before he remembered glimpsing some in the top of the pantry a few weeks prior.
Searching through it, he was rewarded with a single package of flat rice noodles.
Donnie filled a medium-sized bowl with semi-warm water from the sink and folded the noodles in to soak. He placed a strainer next to them ahead of time, a habit he'd formed after one too many close calls. He'd check back in eight-ish minutes, then two.
in the meantime, he switched the heat to medium-high and set out to gather the rest of his ingredients.
Chicken broth, eggs, cilantro. He skipped the green onions, as he couldn't stand the way they'd stick in his mouth. Everything else was laid out methodically on the stove-side counter for easy reach.
"Instruments of measuring?" he mumbled beneath this breath. "Check."
He measured the oil directly into the stockpot, followed by ground ginger and garlic. He eyeballed the latter, but was exacting with the former. He let the mixture heat for a half-a-minute, withdrawing a cutting board and knife and placing them on the counter.
When he returned, he added the rest of the base: sriracha, broth, soy sauce, and rice vinegar. Unlike Raph and Mikey, he valued his taste buds, so he added less sriracha than the recipe demanded.
He turned the heat up, coaxing the broth to a boil. The recipe recommended he add the noodles at this stage, but after many years of perfecting it to his tastes, he'd learned the texture was better if he waited.
As it cooked, he chopped cilantro, breathing in the scent of home.
It reminded him of late nights in the kitchen, when he couldn't sleep or couldn't think or couldn't bear to be alone. The unhurried certainty, moving through motions instinctive to the point of monotony.
For some, the repetition would have dissuaded, driven them away. For Donnie, it was grounding, a long bath in a dark room with a good book. He could get lost, allow his mind to wander, the weight of responsibility slipping from his shoulders.
His head was feeling a little better. Maybe the ibuprofen was kicking in.
When the broth had retreated back to a comfortable simmer, Donnie strained the rice noodles and added them to the pan. He watched, a hint of a smile on his face.
For the next few minutes, he'd put ingredients away. When he returned, it'd be time to finish the dish.
Cooking was an act of care, Donnie reflected. It took time and resources. The art of making something for someone in any craft was an act of care. Making something for your enjoyment alone – it sounded selfish, phrased like that.
Donnie was used to giving himself away. His time, his energy, his motivation – he would give it all, for his family. But when was the last time he had taken back?
It felt like life had been going and going, and then it stopped, leaving him reeling. His wheels were spinning on a nonexistent road.
When was the last time he had stopped? Did he remember how to?
Did any of them?
Donnie had never felt like a child. He'd always been "so mature for his age." Now he wished that he hadn't.
His eyes blurred at the edges. He sniffed, blinking hard.
"Urgh, stupid steam," he announced, to a kitchen of nobody. And then he laughed a little, because who did he have to convince? The cookware?
I'm almost done, anyway.
Donnie retrieved the eggs. With exact precision, he cracked them into a measuring cup and poured them into the soup, one after the other. They floated on top, just starting to white.
He'd let them cook for another four minutes, then add cilantro.
He wondered if the soup would taste just how he remembered. Somehow, he didn't think it would.
He wasn't sure how he felt about that. It wasn't good or bad. It just was.
Donnie shut the cookbook and put it back where he'd found it.
#i am once again projecting my feelings onto a fictional character#PRACTICE SELF-CARE!! GO DO IT NOW /pos /supportive /np#a prequel to my other oneshot but isn't necessary to read both#btw anon ilysm for this ask /p#how does it feel to be the only right person on the interweb ever??#i think i would die for you /lh /nsrs#rottmnt#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt writing#writing#rottmnt drabbles#oneshot#fluff#hurt/comfort#confessionals#asks#ask game response#writing drabbles#how tf did i give a drabble about making soup a bittersweet ending?? wtf#btw i know nothing about cooking so if i fucked this majorly i apologize#oh yeah btw: it was delicious
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personally i think that if i ever got to see a revue starlight performance live i dont thinkg iwould ever be the same
#like the sheer power in tomita maho and moeka koizumi's vocal pressence would kill me i think#it would be worth it but also i would die/pos#revue starlight
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100% unplanned but. jade ended up being adeline's friendly, charismatic and nice counterpart (?) <3 and i love them sm now
#they're both so similar but so different at the same time which is why they're such good friends#jade's the one adeline can let herself relax with and be goofy if she wants and be honest about literally anything without being judged#but also she's the one person who will tell her things as they are#and vice versa tbh#kinda ride or die i'd say#i'm debating whether to make jade a ne/po ba/by too but idk i already have like 2/5 of those#but it would go well for her character and also add to her friendship with adeline#thinking many thoughts#jade & adeline
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There's something very deeply wrong with my husband misono reon why is he like that (gay wet /nsx and pathetic)
#/pos btw but also I'm dying#Spooky if ur reading this . 🖕 but also thank u but also 🖕#skittles.txt#r:reon#i would give context but I think I’ll die again. what the fuck slash pos
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