#i think her particular brand of funny is doing batshit insane things with a deadpan face. poker faced icon

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let lucretia be goofy!

yeah!!! #LetLucretiaBeGoofy2021!!! i’ll start a movement myself akdnwkdns actually here are some goofy headcanons because i’m thinking about Her

in 95% of group photos with the crew, she’d make a weird face or gesture that no one would notice until after it was taken. mostly it was the bunny ears thing over someone’s head

one time davenport saw lucretia and taako sprinting away from a government building that looked like it had been flooded. when he confronted them it took them a full five minutes to stop laughing so they could explain what happened. taako insists it was her idea

she’s the most likely to be found grabbing food from the kitchen in the middle of the night. when she gets caught she just makes deadpan eye contact and does that “i’m watching you” gesture before leaving with half a bag of chips in hand

she’s the queen of pranks. she’s ganged up with every teammate at some point to prank the others. if someone gets pranked she’s the first suspect. her poker face is impenetrable

she’s pranked bureau employees a few times and no one suspected her because she’s Elegant and Has Gravitas but sike a fancy person can cover a room in fantasy sticky notes too

when she called it the bureau of outstanding balance she almost almost almost didn’t change it because the thought of being “the director of the boob” is very funny

one time lucretia actually locked barry and lup in a closet because their oblivious pining got too much, even for her patience. when he heard about it taako just went “THANK YOU.”

she’s infamous in the team for just. slapping people. all the time. not enough to hurt but like, if she’s laughing really hard she’s gonna slap the person who made her laugh. if someone makes a gross joke she’s slapping them. if someone slaps her she slaps them back. booyah

speaking of one time they were on a plane that discriminated against humans at somewhere near the end of the year she just bitch slapped the person she was talking to for being rude

lucretia started 103 of the total 347 team starblaster pillow fights. she knows because she was the one who kept count. if someone annoys her when she’s trying to sleep they’re getting hit with a pillow