#i think being angry all the time doesn't mean you can't be nice yk?

[ultimate-snek]

ignoring transfem vancehebi yuri for now. i think either way vance would definitely be 'one of the girls' if he was friends w anyone yk? if he's actually loyal to you he's super trustworthy & stuff. idk man he just seems like the guy to try and give you his jacket to keep you warm (dude it's basically a vest full of holes i don't think it'd help) & try to ensure yr privacy and stuff. when he's not being an angry asshole I think he would be a very decent guy.

[done-with-the-shit]

->Relationship Headcanons<-

Chuuya x Reader

This is the first time I write headcanons so it may not be very good.. Also English is not my first language, please keep that in mind while reading! Ty and enjoy♡

Anime: Bungou Stray Dogs

Characters: Chuuya Nakahara

Note: GN!Reader

///SFW///

I imagine that after an eternity of denying his feelings, he angrily confessed to you without even realising he did😃

Like you'd be minding your own business and he just randomly comes to you screaming in your face about how he hates the fact that he loves you or something...

After that he will most likely lock himself in his office and regret his life decisions😕

But you will go to him and also confess your undying obsession love for him so it's all fine!

Anyways as for when you two start actually dating he would be such a lovely boyfriend♡

Very romantic for sure~

Like definitely buys you flowers 'cause why not?

He'd also spoil the hell out of you.

He works for the mafia after all so money isn't a problem for him😉

If you are taller than him please don't tease him!! (my man's only 5'3🤭)

After all he is still growing!

Lots of PDA.. that's all I'm gonna say

He enjoys taking you out to fancy dinners, but he also loves spending nights in, just watching TV and maybe drinking some wine with you~

You are the only person who can wear his hat and coat^-^

He secretly likes to see you in his clothing but you didn't hear that from me~

Chuuya is very good at cooking😌 so if you can't cook he will do it for you... he may even teach you if you want!

He also loves all the affection you give him!!

Even if you just hug or kiss him he will be melting in your hands literally

Being his usual self fucking tsundere he won't admit that he likes cuddling with you, but don't be fooled, he very much enjoys being spooned and loved by you!

Chuuya needs to be the little spoon! My boy deserves all the love you can give him!! (Just don't tell Dazai 'cause he won't stop bothering our chibi about it😔)

He's also secretly scared of hurting you with his ability, so he's super careful around you.

All in all he is such a softy with us🥺

Anyways.. let's get to the interesting stuff~~

///NSFW///

Let's be honest this boy is a fucking switch😤

So I imagine him as a soft dom and a braty sub (don't ask why though👀)

And he is definitely open to trying all your kinks you nasty whore😒

But who am I kidding I have no right to judge..

Anyways.. I bet he has a knife and bandage kink

I mean just imagine yourself all tied up with this small man on top of you!!

Or the other way around😏

He enjoy biting you.. (that's all I'm gonna say)

I personally think that he only dom's in two occasions..

First being if you had a rough day and he just wants to make you feel better~

Another reason for you to let him dom is when he is angry at something or someone.. yk to help him relieve stress (if he doesn't ask you to fuck him instead😉)

All the other times?

Oh this boy will be begging you to fuck him while explaining how he is still the one in control denial

I mean as a said earlier he is pretty much a tsundere so..

Because of that you'd have to be someone he really, really trusts for him to let you take control

But once you get his trust? Oh boy you are in for it I'm telling you😩😩

He is going to be such a brat and would love to push you to your limit~

But don't worry he is actually pretty easy to handle

Just pin him beneath you and he will shut up..

And if he doesn't just tug at his choker! What else would he wear it for!?

Oh boy do not forget that beautiful hair of his😍

It's just made for pulling~

PRAISE KINK PRAISE KINK PRAISE KINK

Do I really need to say more??

Loud? Yes..

His moans are so incredibly loud like he doesn't hold back😩😫

Edging and overstimulation?

He loves hates it.. And will not tell you otherwise

But his favourite part is the aftercare~

Baby is so tired he needs your help!!

Take him to the bathroom and give him a nice warm bath (he deserves it for being such a good boy for you😖)

Loves it when you give him a lots of kisses and cuddles afterwards~

>>MORE OF MY WORKS<<

[rosegoldenatlas]

Fuck you *analyzes Stan and Ford even though everyone has done it at this point*

Friendly reminder that Stan is literally a traumatized genius. Like yeah Ford may have been good at science in school and did some nice notes on weird shit he saw but to build his portal he needed to get tricked by a demon whom he knew was super dangerous.

Meanwhile Stan taught himself how to build it ALONE in just 30 years when before he barley got by in school and he only saw A THIRD of the blueprints throughout most of building it. Stan was kicked out of his house due to an actual accident and due to that has some clear issues that lead him to a life of scams and crimes because he wanted to prove that he wasn't a failure. He went to jail in 3 countries and has successfully conned SO MANY PEOPLE. He ran a successful business of only fakes and cons for 30 years, hasn't paid taxes in who knows when maybe he never has paid taxes. He literally had EVERY ONE OF HIS CRIMES LISTED ON PUBLIC TELEVISION AND STILL GOT AWAY WITH IT. Also he is ballsy as shit. Like this man hasn't feared death in decades I'm pretty sure. Even though he has clear issues he still is able to be a good person (not legally but yk what I mean). He had been betrayed by Ford and his life was ruined since highschool due to that and his first instinct after hearing Ford call for help (just like he did when he was younger and being kicked out) is not to pull the curtains and look away but to go all the way Oregon and ask what he needed help with, saying that he will understand what's going on, offering support- and then is tossed aside AGAIN. He finds out that even though he made that mistake years an years ago Ford has been relatively well off and has a house and the money to build this giant machine. While Fords taking a blind eye to Stan getting kicked out ruined his entire life and shoved him directly into a life of crime without much of a choice.

Of Course he bitter. He was betrayed twice! So he gets into a fight and gets angry and makes his second mistake, pushing Ford. He didn't mean to do it. He didn't know how it worked but it happened. So he immediately tries to fix his mistake. This time he has to do it right. So he teaches himself Advanced science only learnt by one person from an inter dimensional chaos demon well enough to build the machine using a third of the blueprints and sheer force of will.

When he finally gets Ford back after 30 years he's expecting a thank you and being allowed to keep the shack that he's had longer than Ford at this point. Instead he gets a punch to the face and is being told off. Being told off by doing exactly as he was told 'just do something!' Ford had said before. And now he was being told that he shouldn't have? After 30 years of work? Yeah I'd be pissed too. But Stan holds it together for the twins.

When weirdmageddon happens he has one request, say thank you. He doesn't even care if its an actual thank you any more. He just asks for it and starts the ritual. He's angry and upset and he's always being cast aside as the dumb sibling and he thought he was away from that but Ford ruined it and Dipper was definitely thinking that Stan was the dumb one. But Stan mumbles on last comment and still does the ritual. And then- grammar Stanley. Its like spitting in has face and saying 'even after all of this, your still the dumb one, still the screw up. Can't even keep up with basic grammar and always angry always the dumb, strong one'. But now he's not even stronger because of Fords alien space dimension hopping trip. Now he's just the dumb one who cheats his way through life because he can't do anything the right way. Its a punch to the gut that after all he had done he got a half assed 'thank you Stanley' and then told in fewer, more simple words 'you're still the screw up of the family'. Yeah not the best time to be pissed but I completely agree with Stan when he lashes out and attacks Ford.

Then even after all of that he still says that he wishes Bill would go in his head instead. He says that he agrees that he's got nothing up there. And Ford doesn't disagree. He didn't comfort him. He just goes 'oh yeah but he doesn't want your stupid thoughts he wants mine'. And I don't care what anyone says, it was Stans idea to swap clothes with Ford. Stan is the con guy. He get his memory wiped.

In the last few minutes while everyone is getting their endings, Ford says that he wants to make the Stan o' War 2 and go off and sail. Its not exactly what Stan wants, he wasn't treasure hunting, of course he does. But anomaly hunting is all he knows he can get at this point. So he goes. He never gets told the things he needs to be told like 'you're not a screw up' or 'you're not stupid Stanley' he gets one thing. He gets 'you're our hero Stanley'. Which wow. Stanley gets to be the one thing he never got. He didn't have anyone backing him. He had Soos eventually, but Soos was always like a kid to him (hell yeah Stan adopt Soos I think its such a cool idea please). Dipper and Mabel technically have his back but they are literal children who do not need to hear their grunkles trauma more than they already have. Its always just been Stan watching out for all of them as best he can. He has Ford at the very end on the boat. But he still has a lot of issues to sort through.

While Ford, we don't have much on Ford. He isn't in the series a bunch and I haven't been able to get my hands on the book of bill yet, even then I don't know how much new stuff we learn about Ford other than the confirmation of his indistinct and ambiguous relationship with Bill. (I was right they so fucked). But I will try as hard as I can to sympathise with Fords side of things (I was one a fan of Ford before I started digging into Stans lore more).

-

In Fords perspective, Stan intentionally ruined his project to keep him in Jersey to finish their boat and treasure hunt. He doesn't believe Stan when he says that it was an accident because it matches up too well. Stan gets kicked out that night, Stan asks for Ford to help, but Stan had always been the stronger one. He would be fine. So he pulls the curtain closed. He goes to a different college than what he wanted to but still earns his degrees and even is able to get his hands on grants that most scientists would kill for. Its enough to build a house and keep him fed and well off for YEARS without a second job and even after all of that he still has enough for his gadgets (not to mention his giant underground lab that must've cost a fortune to build). He makes a friend and they work together trying to learn more about the anomalies. He hits a wall.

He can't find out any more that he already knows. So he summons a demon that he knows is OP as Fuck and can kill him. But the triangle called him smart and is telling him new things. So he listens. He doesn't question what he's building a portal to. He just makes it. Only when his friend gets irreversibly traumatized by what lies on the other side he begins to question, but its too late- he already fucked the triangle and the portal is finished. So he shuts it down and begs for help from the only person he knows would help- Stan. Sure they didn't part on good terms but Stan had always looked out for him.

When Stan arrives he's paranoid, Bill could be anywhere. Bill wants to be on earth. Bill will destroy everything. He shows Stan the portal and hands him the last of his journals he needs to hide. He tells him to sail far away, to keep him and his research safe. Stan is angry with him. Still? After all these years? He hardly remembers that part of the night. He remembered the morning more for obvious reasons. Stan is yelling at him, and for what? That was years ago and the fate of the world is much more important that a family spat.

Stanley takes out a lighter and pulls it to his journal. All of his research could be gone in an instant. Years of work all in a blaze. What if something happened and he needed that information? What then? So they fight and Stanley gets hurt by the hot brand on the side of the metal work table. All of his anger drains in an instant. He didn't mean to hurt Stan. He just- he didn't want all he had left to be destroyed and got angry (parallels, huh). Stan hits him. He's floating. He's going to- he going to go through the portal. He panics and throws the book back mid air 'Stanley do something'. And he goes through.

He spends years in space. We aren't told how it goes explicitly but he gets better at fighting, a lot better so we can assume there was a lot of that. But he remains the same person if a little tougher, there are no major scars or personality changes. So we can assume he is relatively (I use this very loosely) unscarred by this time.

When he's brought back he's still scared, if that's what is on the other side of the portal, what could happen of that came to earth? Stanley took a huge risk. He risked everything for what? Him to come back? That isn't worth it. Stan doesn't understand the risk he took opening that portal on purpose. He fights, he shuts down the portal, he disassembles the portal and catches the rift. Every precaution is taken. Stan doesn't understand what is happening, he doesn't understand the danger they're all in. And he wants to be thanked for it? For putting everyone at risk? Why the hell would he do that.

During weirdmageddon he prepares the circle, everyone is compliant but Stanley. Stanley is being childish. Asking for a thank you of all thing while the world is ending. But he swallows his pride, he is right but that doesn't matter now, not when the world is at stake. 'Fine, Thank you,' he mumbles and they grab hands. He hears Stanley spit out a 'see, between him and me I'm not always the bad twin.' And he had already lost so much today, he falls into an old habit 'between me and him, grammar Stanley.' Then there are hand on his throat, Stanley is shouting at him. He's ruining everything. This was childish! It was one comment! Can he not act like an adult for once in his life?

Bill arrives, their locked up, and Stanley crumples. Blaming himself. Ford says down next to him. He was the idiot who made a deal with Bill in the first place. Its not all Stanley's fault. They pass a flask between them. They toss around last second ideas. None of it would work. And then 'what I he went into my mind, its not good for anything' he laughs, it would never work. 'Its not your mind he wants' he sees something flicker in Stans eyes. An he suggests something, a new scam, a new way to cheat the system. Might as well try it.

It works. He had to erase stans mind but it works. After everything. After all of it. Stan is a hero and he doesn't even know it. They walk back to the trashed shack with tears in their eyes. Mabel is desperately trying everything she can, Dipper is dead silent, Soos is on the verge of a breakdown. He just feels resigned, he's lost a friend to the memory gun before and he's lost Stan before. Maybe he can get through this too.

Stan remembers. Stan remembers and he's back to how it was before, Ford is looking now, he sees the way Stan is clearly posturing for the kids, for everyone really. How had he not noticed before? The way Stanley was speaking and acting, it was kind of like their dad. Tough and stern and impossible to impress. But Stan was that at a level that wasn't suffocating. He was so different from the Stan from their highschool days, and he hadn't even noticed the change until now. It was disturbing how much was different from before that he hadn't even seen because of being in his lab. It felt weird not knowing this Stan. So he made up something on the fly, anomalies in the ocean he said, the Stan o' war version two he offered. The disbelief in Sans voice when he asked if he was actually asking this was saddening.

---+---

Anyways, my real reason for preferring Stan over Ford is this: Stan had a more fleshed out character, he had arcs and he didn't even need a redemption arc. We just needed to know more to see why he was acting the way he did. He isn't a bad person. He's just a person. Yeah he breaks the law but he is a kind guy. He has so many layers and he's much much more that was originally let on. While Ford was shown much less on screen, from what I did see I could tell that he thought he was better than Stan. He puts him down constantly and can't bother to build relationships by reaching out first. Dipper was friends with Ford because Dipper had to reach out again and again. Stan tried reaching out the olive branch to Ford but when it didn't work and he was 'betrayed' twice and insulted a lot. Ford didn't even try to fix this when it is clearly his responsibility to do so. If we had more time after the series showing character growth over time from Ford I might think different but alas.

[sugar-omi]

Can't imagine how the boys would handle an angsty young teen. Not even if they're goth/emo, just really rude brats who says stuff like "whatever" or "you don't know me" stuff. I've met a lot of teens who were just rude for no reason or just flip out out of nowhere.

I see Baxter being a lil strict honestly, I mean I know some people hc as the "fun dad" and I agree but I kinda see him as strict dad too. Derek is def not taking the attitude well. I feel Iike Cove would have a hard time and try and be understanding.

cove: very awkward. doesn't know what to do at all. you two have to put your brains together and he runs to his dad like "wtf do I do." and then cliff reminds him cove WAS THAT TEENAGER.....

yeah eventually you work it out. you give them a lock on their door, headphones for those car drives so they can live out their angst, their favorite ice cream, and you leave the door open for whenever they come to you guys for a cry<333

baxter: throws the sass back at them sometimes. tries to be gentle though bc he doesn't wanna be dictator-strict, but sometimes slamming the door n yelling isn't acceptable.

constantly ends up taking his kid out for their favorite ice cream or restaurant bc he either sassed them back at the wrong time or said smth they didn't like even though it was meant to be helpful (times to stop speaking in riddles huh b-man)

derek: scared n confused LMAO tries to be helpful n nice but just gets iced out. isn't use to it since even nico was warmer at this age but he figures it out

you gotta remind him to give them space bc derek can be a bit overwhelming, but still do stuff w them bc then they'll get too deep in their teenage angst n think he doesn't love them which isn't true

oh he's freaking out too btw, runs to his parents bc hello?!??!

OR YOUR MOMS. omg derek/baxter/cove running to your moms bc Liz was pretty icy as a teenager so they run to them for advice n I just love imagining this big/put together man being comforted by 2 lil old ladies bc their teenager is being cold and angsty.

when they get rude though, is when all of em put their foot down. saying whatever and smacking your lips? slamming doors, ignoring them? sure you can get away w it to an extent but saying smth mean is when we need to sit down and talk, bc you can't say whatever you want to your family, it isn't happening.

which actually works bc those 3 are just big goofs. especially derek n cove, but naxter is funny bc he's still so dramatic yk. but seeing them so serious and angry straightens them up, especially cove. imagine COVE JAMES FUCKING HOLDEN yelling at you??? being STRICT??? yeah pretty scary stuff from your dad

baxter definitely drops the cool, calm, n collected act. all those big words? fancy words? fancy cryptic sentences? disappeared. he goes from fancy dad into civilian dad mode.

they're doing their best though. so please be nice to them bc they wanna make sure their kiddo/s never feel bad

ANYWAY THIS TURNED INTO SUCH A RAMBLE LMAO I DIDNT MEAN TO

[the-s1lly-corner]

A, B, D, G, H, K, and M for Slenderman pls 😍

Fluff Alphabet w/ Slenderman!

but with these letters :3!

A (Attraction)-

I'm still hooked on the idea that Slenderman is inherently curious, especially when it comes to humans. Sure he may find a lot of them a nuisance, but he can't help but look over them. Because of this I don't think Slenderman would have much of a type. Just don't be belligerent and really you're all set. Though... he has a soft spot for those who carry respect for nature, and have an interest in the supernatural. He doesn't get many people to talk about.. demon stuff with, you know- even if he ain't much of a talker it's nice to have a conversation or two on something that he can relate to/enjoy

B (Bonding)-

Usually bonding activities are domestic stuff; cleaning, reading together, normal everyday stuff. Which is a little funny considering who we're talking about. Slenderman doesn't have many hobbies, so he's more than willing to join in on whatever you have planned so long as it doesn't compromise his existence or home.

D (Dates)-

While I do HC that Slenderman can, if desired, make a sort of "human skin" disguise in my AU I feel he wouldn't be good at it thanks to. well. not really using it. Whole "there are some demons that can pretend to be people" thing, yk? That said, because of this dates are mostly confined to his woods

which is

fine, if that is something youre into. technology at his place is limited, due to his natural interferences with them. if you still have your own place, though, sometimes he'll come over. not much different, though

G (Gift giving)-

Loves collecting various things; stones, flowers, sometimes he presses plants into stuff to preserve them, makes jewelry sometimes with rocks he finds! mentioned somewhere that he refuses to gift you anything from a victim's corpse, thats a hard fat no, unless its something you need and you live with him 100% of the time (ex. meds, or something else) then that's the only time he bends the boundary

H (Harsh)-

speaking of boundaries, he really really REALLY doesnt like eating in front of other people since he literally. you know. dont ask, dont try to convince him, dont intrude, it will end up ugly

while hes not

unhinged, he can get angry; not that he would hurt you but rather he would isolate himself from you or even push you away out of the woods

very firm boundary

also no posting him, that ones kind of a given

tends to soften up after cooling down, though, especially if you're mortal. he's painfully aware that the time he has with you is limited and he'd much rather not waste it. apologizes for any mean behavior, but stays firm on his boundary

K (Kisses)-

very rarely does the thing where he rips his face open to reveal his mouth, and he doesnt really use it for kissing. tying back into the whole feeding thing he doesnt want to kiss you with the same thing thats used to consume humans

though, he does appreciate when you kiss him where his mouth would be

likes bumping his 'face' against your lips, forehead, and the backs of your hands

M (Marriage)-

he never really thought about it, but to be fair he didnt think he would ever have a partner at all. obviously, there wouldnt be a traditional ceremony or legally binding thing, but he might make a make shift ring and give it to you. due to slenderman being solitary there wouldnt really be any. wedding guests, and having your friends/family come over may also put him and them in danger

tough situation, really, but it is what it is

if you want him to, he will stage a wedding and set up a place in the woods, though

the proxies are good enough as guests, as are his brothers, right?

[shall-we-go-far-away]

okay, okay ep. 5 & 6: holy shit that was one hell of a ride wasn't it? (maybe whoever is reading this also saw my panicked posts from wednesday, yes I was losing my mind)

I'll try to do this as structured as possible but I can't promise anything so prepare for it to be just as all over the place as wednesday's episodes.. get ready, buckle up I have a lot of things to say:

first and foremost: FUCK YOU TAEHYUNG!! I was trying to be nice last time giving him a second chance and all because yk, I thought maybe just because he was annoying once, doesn't mean he has to be all the time but fuck was I wrong.. is he genuinely so stupid that he doesn't realize how his words affect jaewon or does he just straight up choose to ignore it?? or is it simply the mixture of both because wtf dude?? this guy is so blinded by his jealousy it's crazy like bro, how about you try and make it less obvious?? and considering how angry and uncomfortable he makes me (and jaewon) I was sooo glad jihyun and aeri were there and so happy to see they quickly picked up on how jaewon reacted and then decided to team up against taehyung (rightfully so)

especially jihyun (my cute little bean) was so attentive the entire time he really took one look at jaewon and immediately recognized something was off.. and because he was watching him so closely his reaction to jaewon slamming his hand on the table came almost naturally

moving on to aeri, I still think she's a bit much but that's probably because I'm introverted as fuck and she's clearly not.. I do really like her and jihyun's dynamic and loved their little class-skipping-shopping-sequence like you go besties!!

back to the junior-senior get together: that cut to jaewon being absolutely wasted was kinda scary and really shows how much he's struggling with everything and that he doesn't know how to properly cope with it.. and this little part of dialogue really stuck with me so once again props to jihyun for this simple yet very deep response

"you're not acting like yourself."

"hey, what is 'acting like myself'?"

"that's up to you."

I just feel like jaewon never heard something like this, he always had to fit into this box that the people around him created for him so someone saying who you are is up to you is complete news to him

harsh cut to jaewon waking up and the flashback with his brother: that shit hurt!! for some reason I expected his brother to be closer to him age wise (not that this would make him dying any less horrible) but when I saw jaewon with this little boy that just shattered me and jaewon just sitting there sobbing and desperately trying to put the camera back together was so painful to watch

skip to the beginning of episode 6: the scene of them in the car was also kinda hard to watch seeing jaewon so out of it like he wasn't even fully there (a quick round of applause for lim jisub who portrays this haunted look very well) apart from that I really liked that even though jaewon didn't answer jihyun's question he didn't let go and kept asking until eventually he gets an answer from jaewon

and now we're at a point where things started to get a little confusing for me:

while watching I felt like something was off, I couldn't pinpoint what it was (most of the time my brain has all the pieces of information but I can't put them together) but the episode felt different and then I saw a post on here (I tried not to read too much because I wanted most of this post to be my own impression) that said we might be seeing everything from jaewon's blurry, medication induced view which is why some things don't seem to add up and I think that's true or at least somewhat close to what was happening

I was actually debating which route to go with because so many possibilities about what was actually happening in ep. 6 came to my mind at first I actually thought jaewon might've overdosed in the car and ep. 6 didn't happen at all but were a hallucination or nightmare (what made me think that was the weirdly bright lighting and everything looking kinda blurry which always was an indicator of a dream or something unreal happening in any sort of media I've ever seen) but I don't think so anymore I would actually go with what I mentioned above and this blurry look comes from jaewon's medication

OOOR they chose this lighting to show how this entire trips feels like a dream because it's only jaewon and jihyun, completely separated from other people and far from their actual lives so of course that feels somewhat dream like

what I'm trying to say is: I don't think the entire episode was fake

I think making it all fake would be a waste of an episode and judging from the rest of the show so far it doesn't really seem like something the creators would do.. I think?? (maybe that's why I want some of the theories here to be true so bad because I don't want this episode to be wasted as a dream or whatever)

I would also agree with others that jihyun is probably fine, maybe a little shaken and scared but not physically hurt.. I think we see the accident happen from jaewon's pov and he's imagining it way worse than it is

nonetheless that shit scared me, how the entire mood switched and went so dark all of a sudden and then jaewon screaming jihyun's name.. I think the worst part were the silent credits and damn, that silence was loud.. let's just say, I cried..

alright, I think that's it.. I kind of lost focus in the end so idk if I actually said everything I wanted to but I think I covered most of it

[nikki-152006]

tokyo rev group chat oneshot

(with reader) (this one's from Mikey's POV)

Characters involved: Mitsuya, Hakkai, Draken, Baji, Chifuyu, Reader (Y/n) , Smiley, Angry, Pah, Mikey

---(Name) changed the group name to "Toe-man and I"---

Mikey:

PLEASE don't tell me "Toe-man" means Toman

Cheeky bitch: 

😘

 Mikey's jaw drops. 

Why this cheeky little- 

She's not only called Toman "toe-man" but also has the guts to send him a cringe kissy emoji. 

He huffs.

Mikey:

Bad girl 

Cheeky bitch: 

hehehe

Mist-oh-yeah:

that's ALL????

she calls us all "toe-man" and that's ALL

do better Mikey

Kei:               

of course he can't get mad at her

If (name) calls us "toeman"

we're toeman

Mikey:

no Baji ew

you can continue to simp for her alone

cheesy fucker

no

I was finding my guillotine

Cheeky bitch:

you can do better Mikey

I trust you

Mist-oh-yeah:

yeah

all you gotta do is strip in front of her

our sweet little innocent (Name)-chan wouldn't be able to 

handle it

for SURE

Cheeky bitch:

try me

Kei's puppy:

wow

(Name)-chan's getting hot today

Cheeky bitch:

you know me Chifu

😘

kawaii-ta smiles:

when did he become Chifu???

Cheeky bitch:

some time around yk

why, you jealous?

Kei:

oh my, poor boy

kawaii-ta smiles:

kinda?

Mikey:

😲

Cheeky bitch:

😲😲

kawaii-ta smiles:

whaaat? 

you knew me before all of these idiots at least

come on

Cheeky bitch:

well... that makes sense...

Toman's cashboy:

what the fuck is going on?

I don't understand

Mist-oh-yeah:

there's a button to the side of your phone

click that

Cheeky bitch:

that's mean mitsuya-kun

and you really think he's just gonna turn off his 

own phone without realising?

Kei:

trust me sweetheart

he just did

Dry-ken:

yup, he did

but Baji... "sweetheart"??

Cheeky bitch: 

don't mind them Draken

they're all always down on their knees

before their queen

Kei:

I'm trying hard to relate

being nice to a girl to being on my knees in 

front of her but I can't

Care to explain (L/N) (Name)?

Cheeky bitch:

oh my~

Baji-san are you mad at me???

thats hawwttt

【˵ ͡~. ͡°˵】

Kei:

...

never you mind

you're a good girl

I'll let you go this once

Cheeky bitch:

but Mikey said I'm a bad girl

Mikey:

you're a bad girl to me

you can be a good girl to Baji if you want

I'll let you

Cheeky bitch:

thank you, leader

Mikey: 

it's "master" to you

Mist-oh-yeah:

this chat is so horny 

I'm disturbed

Dry-ken:

you don't look very disturbed through the window

dude

why you licking the ice cream that way

Mist-oh-yeah:

I have NO idea what you're talking about

:)

Cheeky bitch: 

wow mitsuya-kun

please go on Draken

Kei: 

yes please

I always knew you had it in you

Mist-oh-yeah:

you're not gonna call me sweetheart???

no baji

you don't get to know now

Mikey:

so Draken's outside the wondow

and Mitsuya's inside getting his mouth dirty

wow

have fun you both

that's how corn videos start, right

Draken:

Surely, I am outside the "wondow"

but Mikeyy

Cheeky bitch: 

how do YOU know how "corn" starts?

kawaii-ta angrie:

(Name)'s got so much of experience

she doesn't even say "corn videos" anymore 

just "corn"

kawaii-ta smiles:

wow (Name)

you shoulda just told me sooner

Cheeky bitch:

the fuck

you all out of your mind or sth?

Kei's puppy:

ignore them, (nickname)-chan

they're all bullies.

Mikey:

alrrr hold uppp

when did she become 

(nickname)-chan  (ew)

to you?

Kei's puppy:

and of course

the leader of "toe-man" 

wouldn't be jealous, right?

Mikey:

me?

mehh

I got better taste

AND side hoes

Dry-ken:

who are?

Mist-oh-yeah:

oh please go on, Mikey

who exactly?

Mikey:

why should I tell you all bastards?

kawaii-ta smiles:

say it dude

you're jealoussss

kawaii-ta angrie:

its alrr Mikey

it happens

love is natural

Kei:

aw my poor mikey boy

young love has him jelly-jelly

Dry-ken:

its allrr

we'll still follow you around 

even if its to buy flowers for her

Cheeky bitch:

oh my 

look at that, Mikey

confessing is hard but don't give up, okay??

Mikey:

Staaaaooopp

no ewwww

I shall diee insteadd

Hack-eye: 

Wow..

I like this

but Mikey-san, you've already been killed by her

and seeing that you've added

ssooooooo many

hearts after her name in your phone

I suggest just get married

Mist-oh-yeah: 

Thass my boy

Mikey:

Oh, you done with Draken alr?

Kei:

Ohhh how cuuteee

hearts after her name

awwww

Mikey:

no you bastards!!

see this-

<screenshot of chat>

(seen 3 minutes ago)

whatttt

do you all see??

NO HEARTS

not for HER at least

Mist-oh-yeah:

if you're blushing and you know it

clap your hands

(mikey clap your hands)

Mikey: 

shaadaap

Dry-ken:

please explain 

my dearest mikey

why is my contact saved as

"Dry-ken"

kawaii-ta smiles:

I'm SOOO sorry

I was bust laughing at

"dry-ken"

btw i didn't know you thought

we were cute mikey

you're the most adorable person too

Cheeky bitch:

why am I cheeky bitch??????????????

what did i even DOO??

hang on?

Smiley's being nice?

Mikey: 

🫣 you got me smiley

and aww, ik i'm cute

kawaii-ta angrie:

hugs from me to you

Mikey: 

that's my little bunny

Cheeky bitch:

that's very uncomfortable

but seriouslllyy 

Why're you never nice to me Smiley???

kawaii-ta angrie:

when he likes someone

he's nice to them

when he doesn't like someone 

he doesn't give a shit

Cheeky bitch:

ouch

kawaii-ta angrie:

buuut

when he's in love with someone

he calls her a "malariatic pig"

kawaii-ta smiles:

oh no you swine-

as if I'd ever

(😯5)

Mist-oh-yeah:

I like my contact name

it screams good vibes

Mikey:

thats you ;)

Hack-eye:

mine's kinda cool too

thanks boss

Mikey:

aww

Dry-ken:

Mikey

Mikey:

no

kenchin

there's definitely an error in the phone

why would I ever save your

number as "DRY-KEN" 

unless you're dry as fuck and no amount

of flirting gets you interested

Cheeky bitch:

excuse me

but are you both gay??

Mikey: 

that's why you're 

"cheeky bitch"

Cheeky bitch:

teehehee

i like the name, "master"

Mikey:  

you're a good girl

aren't you

i'll treat you later, hows that

Cheeky bitch:

aww

Dry-ken:

we're not gay

just clearing it out

he's talking about someone else

Mist-oh-yeah:

about Emma

Cheeky bitch:

and who's that?

Hawk-eye:

but Mikey isn't very wrong

draken

I can see his logic

Dry-ken:

then you're blind

Kei:

ommmggg

I'm KEII??

as in Keisuke?

Mikey:

Baji

no

Kei:

wow

i knewww it

you still consider me your best friend

and tho you still call me baji

you've saved my name as keeiii

Mikey:

that is NOT why

ew 

why would I

Kei's puppy:

but sorry to interrupt

I'm "kei's puppy"?

uhh??

Cheeky bitch:

suits you

you're cute as a puppy

Kei's puppy:

aww thank you (nickname)-chan

but still

Mikey-san

why??

Mikey:

cuz you're cute as a puppy

Kei:

no mikey

you're not going to get out of this 

tell him why

he's my puppy

Mist-oh-yeah:

sounds kinda sexy

Dry-ken:

do NOT start, Mitsuya

kawaii-ta smiles:

but it doeeess

go on guys, we're literally having popcorn

<shaky selfie of angry and smiley having popcorn>

Cheeky bitch:

wait for me

I'm coming

kawaii-ta angrie:

leaving a space in the middle

just for u <3

Cheeky bitch:

aww I'm gonna be so cozy

Mist-oh-yeah:

sorry guys

but my brains too dirty to

process this normally rn

so stay protected

okay?

kawaii-ta angrie:

wait a second brother

imma just call your little sister and tell her

Mist-oh-yeah:

don't you DARE

Kei:

alr so back to chifuyu

Mikey: 

wwooaaa

Emma's calling me

i gotta goo

byyee

Cheeky bitch:

again who's Emma

i mean other than "she's someone who flirts with Draken"

Dry-ken:

Mikey says only he has the right to tell

so no one is allowed to talk

about Emma without him allowing

Cheeky bitch:

okkayy

I'll definitely wait for him to tell

(mitsuya dm me)

and

souya open the door

Mist-oh-yeah:

its mist-oh-yeah sugarpie

(😮3, 😂2)

Dry-ken:

mitsuya

no

Mist-oh-yeah:

sure Dry ken

ofc i won't tell her who emma is

mikey's orders are orders

( (Name), I've texted you the details )

Dry-ken:

why you swines

Kei:

alr wait

what about "Toe-man"??

and mitsuya did you say sugarpie?

Cheeky bitch:

good bye guys

I'm not a toe man anyways

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[sleepy-achilles]

You don’t have to answer if you don’t want to, but are you okay? Did something bad happen today? Sorry if I’m being too intrusive

Oh no! It's completely okay! I've posted about it already so it's okay to ask. Also talking or atleast writing about stuff always makes me feel better as I struggle to talk about my feelings.

I'll be ranting and well talking about sort of abuse

Basically, small backstory

My brother is a complete and utter asshole who's addicted to weed and lying. He's also angry at the world for things that are his own fault.

He basically made our lives hell back when I was younger. I mean we all have anger issues but him? He has a very short temper to go with it. Him and my sister used to fight all the time, and I mean fight, my sister pulled a knife on him once and he completely broke his knuckles punching a brick wall.

Once my sister moved out it was mostly him screaming and yelling and breaking things. And well once he moved out it was peaceful and I didn't think he caused that much damage to me.

Small detail, I hate confrontation and have always put it down to me being socially awkward.

Back story over.

It's been a month or two since he moved in and today's the first day he kicked off and I went into full Flashback mode, like yk in those films when the soldiers have the ptsd flashbacks?

Yeah I had a full breakdown, shaking and everything, especially when he slammed his bedroom door (our doors are literally right next to each other) and my tennis racket fell off the wall.

I've never had a reaction like it before and well I didn't think he fucked me up that badly until today. Can say I was in shock. Still kinda are.

This man is a bully and a racist.

Mind blowing fact is he's racist toward me. His own sibling. The same race as him. He used to call me the slur mostly used against Chinese people because I have more squinted eyes than him. It doesn't help that our uncle has squinted eyes and is also one of those rare cases where you have too white parents and very dark skin.

Like dude grow the fuck up you dick.

I think what's got to me the most is he and everyone else just blew it over when he got money.

Fun fact about my brother, he will kick off, claim he's going to kill himself, if he doesn't have money. If he can't buy weed.

He's also been unemployed since Christmas and been lying about it because he couldn't be bothered to goto work. The reason he's back. He's only came clean this week that he was apparently laid off that morning. I been knew he hadn't had a drop for the last few months.

Fun fact bro who'll never read this, goto work, you'll get money for your fucking drugs.

This man has only ever brought me one thing. He had the nerve when he moved it to charge me 60 pound for some games he accidentally brought double of. Like, you owe me a lot of Christmas and birthday gifts.

Which I wouldn't be mad about if he actually turned up for my birthdays. When I was younger he chose to hang out with his friends instead of whatever party we had planned.

Everything is about him. He doesn't care about the rest of us if it doesn't benefit him.

Oh and before people call me idk spoilt or something, I've brought him cards and gifts for both until last year in which I gave up caring for him. He isn't going to change. I know that now.

He got me one birthday card in which he cheekily told me he hoped I enjoyed my birthday present which was a trip to the cinema with his girlfriend. I was 10 btw. And he didn't even pay for anything, my parents did as they needed to get me presents and my sister was working.

And yet he expects the world and expects people to be nice to him.

Sorry

I just needed to rant.

Thank you anon :)

[earthangel]

that post was very... cruel? (abt how soft ppl are "disgusting")

exactly, & it was also completely... wrong...

being nice doesn't equal being fake. idk how to make ppl who rb'd the og post understand this, but fake people aren't..... nice..... no one is nice by being dishonest

& not every "mean bitch" will have ur back???? it's literally in the name itself, they are not kind ppl????? like. understand that honesty does not have to & SHOULDN'T come with meanness. & kindness has no place for dishonesty. i understand op's sentiment but it was totally misplaced & not well communicated & it's a shame other ppl (who visibly can't make this distinction either) agree w their og statement...

i think all of us should aim to practice kindness alongside w honesty & vice versa, & set boundaries for the ppl in our lives, ad best as we can. if you have established those boundaries (please be honest with me, i trust, etc) & they do not respect them, then they have no place in your life. it's up to you to decide if you want to take your time into communicating w them your hurt & try to repair the trust that was broken, but do not let someone's actions destroy the potential of kindness you have, bc you do have it, we all do; keep it & nurture it for ur own good

edit: i hope this text doesn't come across as yk. thinking i'm hot shit or wtvr for my "hot takes"; although i am angry with the post, i try to react w compassion bc that's what we all need & also it's not up to me to judge what possible traumas and/or situations caused a person to believe being mean = being honest & kind