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i knoe likg this wooden pemiss sculpturs u see in thebmarket r just for culutral heritagr u know yada yada yada bugt my queistion is wher did the balls go
#also do u thignk it shoug be monitrs#likg#u gotta ask the person buyign what they rbuying it for first#i thignk#I just ghink
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#columbo#season 1#short fuse#columbimbo pretending to not be able to understand profit=revenue-cost#i do believe his wife does the home finances. he aint got time for that shit#mrs c is like ''frank i need your gas receipts so i can deduct them'' and he's like ''I Thignk I Left My Waulet At McDonald''
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Really interesting how literally Every denizen on the train is fully sentient. Even ones that can't speak or have like, no recognizable features to emote with (the origami birds, the castle) are capable of free will. It's kind of horrifying actually
#infinity train#just finished book 4#morgan the fucking castle...#like all denizens seem to have some kind of base want to help passengers but they can very#much overcome that (usally when theyre pissed off) despite it technically being the purpose of their existence its so interestingggg#one one accidentally creating whole psychological horror scenarios is so funny#this rewatch went too fast i thignk...i need more. why was the world so cruel to infinity train specifically </3#moth.txt
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walks in the room covered in blood
#i dont know why i keep drawing these guys. i have jssues#the encounter table#tet#scott travis#dexter turner#dex turner#orher tags....... i dont knkw............. barbie format#OH YEAH#spiffs creations#dex voice WOWWW YOURE ARRESTING TWO NEURODIVERGENT MINORS...? AND ONE OF US IS TRANS...?#scott voice I Thignk im.hauving a panic attack#alt text is onnnn let me know if i can make it any better pretty pleasies!!!
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Monkey man
#talkys#DEV PATEL IS SOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTT i need to draw him once i find a stream of the movey#i dont thignk i should be allowed to witness men in media anymore actually sorry i get too frenzied#i need to climb inside a man god when is someone gonna come into my life for me to *******
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slams the door open covered in blood . Luminous Crown . . .
#akina mumbles#enstars posts#i thignk i hauve covidr#helpe emr#endememmndbak#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#dmdndknqnscknslxjzjdksjckf#sjelnsjdbpsqnsohakvkv#/leo
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had this idea at work the other day:
i’d have two dykes by my side (you & dragon, of course), one of you huffing under my pits. while one of you is exploring one area, the other could be sticking their face near my ass. “lick” is all it’d take for either of you to lick wherever i asked, whichever hole, no questions. i could grab your chin and say ‘suck’ and point at my tdick, and if you somehow get weren’t on their knees already you were now. if you got too excited like a needy mutt, going too fast, id tell you to go slower, and to not be so greedy, whore
I’d have one of you in front servicing my dick, one in the back worshipping my ass, sucking my cock while the other is tongue fucking my hole or rimming me, maybe i’ll even give permission to stick some fingers in . “fingers” / “finger me” is all it’d take. if either of ya stopped at any point, id slap you and tell you i didn’t say that you could stop/slow down
maybe since id start grinding on their tongue or bucking/thrusting in their mouth, whichever of you two that was behind me would have to keep your face buried in my ass and lick while i fuck into the other dyke. mm, i think i like that idea <3.
what do you say, puppy? which side? ~
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#shudders#as u know#i will do. anythjng u say 😁#i woudl love#pleasejddkksjf#i love thignking abt you using me for ur own pleasurenfnsnf#also sorry for respondign so late i was with a friend and was too embarrassed to respond at the time HDJSHFJSJF#ask#🐗 anon
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my power went out for a several hours(back on now) and i watched electric dreams! i really enjoyed it
i shoulda been there... i couldve treated edgar right. let me kiss that computer
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if i draw vash eating more foods what should i draw.............................
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writing for the cdta sequel is going fantastic 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
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proposed to my beloved elliot
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↑ THIZ is whatz got me all worked up??????????????? shameful 🔫🔫 cool off!!!!!!!!!
getting all shy nd giggly over PLANKTON >:[ is so deeply embarassign. cindy that is a bug rhat is ants.
#soemtimes i’ll find myself thinkjng hez so hot nd then i pause nd take a good long look at her. u cannot be serious.#makes me wanan stare outt th window w my handz behidn my back. reflecting.#nd then i walk away still thignking she is hot i was right all along </3 he iz a v handsome bug#👻.evp#[r] seasalt cove 🧪🥘💚
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IM OJKAY .
#high stakes pokereality#SOMEHOW#I thignk im giung to lay diwn#for. rweasons.#murderer brother tag#//ooc: don’t ask timeline of this either I have caught tired-sleepy
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dash simulator
mutual 1: i hope pete wentz dies
mutual 2: [star trek gif]
mutual 3: is gerard ways haircut giving liza minnelli or jarvis cocker
mutual 4: i literally cant believe this shit patrick is clearly an alpha
mutual 1: [image of pete wentz] my pretty princess
mutual 5: i literally cant believe this shit patrick is clearly an omega
mutual 2: [star trek gif]
mutual 3: she doesnt love us anymore
mutual 6: when you thignk about it jedus was like the gerbert of the bible
mutual 7: should i kill my mother and myself
mutual 3: theres never gonna be mcr5 gerard told me
mutual 2: [star trek gif]
mutual 1: [beautiful web weave of pete wentz blog posts, johnny cash lyrics, greek poetry, and surrealist art]
mutual 4: [star trek gif]
mutual 5: [star trek gif]
mutual 3: mcr5 is coming any day now gerard told me
mutual 5: [most amazing art youve ever seen and its fall out boy omegaverse]
mutual 8: [ryan ross image] i wouldve handfed you cocaine like a scared horse and kept you alive in a barn forever also like a scared horse
mutual 7: [star trek gif]
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thinking about the poll i reblogged and how every time there's a similar one on reddit (with similar ive never dated/never kissed/never had sex results being the majority) all the comments are always like "im shocked at the winning option, guess there's more kids here than i thought" like man. some of us just have no game. or opportunities. in any way at all. LOL
#talkys#i thignk its so weird they tie it to youth as if you get your first [experiences] as soon as you turn [x age]
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Dykes in suits with the canvas boots 🤤🤤
Wheezer was so real when he said I owe my life to the dykes in suits I ain't got a thing to steal from you
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