#i swear the touma bday camping trip with bbq card story is not a fever dream

[day-night-darlix]

“who is the cook of zool?”

see, every other group has a great cook in their roster. mitsuki, yuki, and ryuu are all forces to be reckoned with. but zool? here are my thoughts

torao - permabanned from any and every kitchen. one time he almost burnt down the house making mac and cheese. he could maybe make you a pb & j but that’s a STRETCH

touma - situationally good. i recall from (pretty certain) his wonderful octave card that he makes pretty good bbq. but i wouldn’t trust him with much more than the summer cookout. he’s doing his best though

minami - passable. a slightly upgraded version of basic college student survival skills. he can make some pretty good ramen from a packet, fried rice, maybe some fancy toasts for a nice breakfast. not stellar but not torao.

haruka - the secret ace in the hole. actual cooking legend. assigned gordon ramsey at birth. he’s been cooking with his grandma since childhood (see 2022 birthday card), and it would be a disgrace if he wasn’t good at it. the bonus is being able to make his own sweets at home. sometimes he displays affection through homecooked bento and sweets. everyone finds it very endearing.