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[atiny-piratequeen]

𝓝𝓮𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓲𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼

𓆩⟡𓆪Summary:

When two rival kingdoms send their men to you to ask for your hand in marriage to bridge the gap between kingdoms, you have a quite...unique way of getting everyone to cum together.

Errr, come together.

Nah, it was right the first time.

𓆩⟡𓆪Pairing: Lee Juyeon (The Boyz) x Fem! Reader x Jeong Yunho (Ateez)

𓆩⟡𓆪Genres/Aus: Non-Idolverse, Royal AU, Hybrids (Snow Leopard, Netherlands Dwarf Rabbit, and African Wild Dog, Respectively), Smut, Poly Endgame

𓆩⟡𓆪Tws: Swearing, Insults

𓆩⟡𓆪Sws: Consensual Chase Kink, Pred/Prey Undertones, Size Difference (Reader is smaller than the boys. And if you aren't irl, guess what? You are now. Live your smol dreams babes), Teasing, Blowjobs, Handjobs, Breast Play, Unprotected Sex, Fingering, Cum Swallowing, Marking, Riding, Anal (mxm), hints of Scent Kinks, Stomach Bulge, Slicking, mentions of ruts/heats

𓆩⟡𓆪Rating: Explicit/Mature (18+)

𓆩⟡𓆪WC: 3.7k

𓆩⟡𓆪A/n: Im a damn day late but here is my Secret Santa '23 entry for @cultofdionysusnet for, ironically, my darling Jasper (@starlitmark)

I was already like WOAH when I got you as my receiver but I think its pretty dope you also were my secret Santa *wheeze* I hope you like it, even if it's late.

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“You and I will not be seeing eye to eye on this. I arrived first, I asked for her hand first, and I will not bow down to some… dog .”

An audible growl filled the room, a reverb as the man across the way’s lip finally curled up. 

“I’ve listened to you hiss and spit nonsense at me for half an hour, if you’d like to do more than that, I’d be more than happy to entertain that, but if all you intend on doing is make cheap shot swipes at me, it's obvious who it is she should choose to take her hand.”

You sit with your ankles crossed, your hands in your lap, watching the two men bicker at one another. 

The first man is Juyeon, sent from the land of Lucid Dream. It was a place born of ice and snow, it seemed fitting that their Crown Prince was a snow leopard, his speckled tail twitching in agitation as he glared down his much bigger rival.

This being Yunho, an African wild dog sent from the kingdom of Eternal Sunshine, who stood taller than Juyeon, stared him down with an unimpressed stare, his ears, also spotted, flicking to and fro as he made steadfast eye contact with the two of them. 

“Milady, I don’t think this one is going well. I don’t know how the meetings got mixed up like this-probably Donghyuck again-but I can escort them out immediately if you would like to. Before things get too…rowdy?” your consultant whispers beside you, eyes flicking back and forth between the two apex hybrids. 

You hum, your nose twitching slightly. 

They both smelled quite nice. How very coy of their respective Kingdoms to send hopefuls to you that were bordering on their respective ruts. 

A smile crosses your face, you stand, and in an instant, both men pause in their arguing, eyes fixed on you. 

“Lucid Dream and Eternal Sunshine, long have you two been at odds with one another, no? If my recollection of history goes, your two kingdoms have been in a bitter, decades-long spat with one another, right?” You step down from your post, your hand soft and delicate within your consult’s hand as he assists you. 

“Milady-”

“I will be fine, Xiaojun. Tell Mark and Donghyuck to go prepare for me. It won’t take long, I made my decision.” 

Xiaojun looked at your small form, pursing his lips in concern. Leaving you, a rabbit, in a room with a wild dog and a snow leopard seemed to be the LAST thing he wanted to do, but a simple quirk of your brow settled any unsaid complaints he had and he merely sighed and nodded, making his way out of the room.

The sound of your heels against the grand marble floors echoes as you make your way to the two of them, without a doubt picking up on the competing pheromones rolling off of them both in waves. 

They straighten their backs, looking at you with a noticeably gentler look. 

“It will take them some time to prepare my room, I imagine.” 

Neither men said anything, though you can see their tails stand still, their ears perked. 

The corner of your lips tilt slightly, how cute. 

“The two of you can prove yourselves to me in a different way. If my kingdom is to be the bridge, we will do things my way.” you speak slowly, removing your heels and setting them aside. The two men stare, blinking slowly and curiously while you make your way to the door, a smile tugging at your lips as you feel their gaze on your smaller form. 

“Let’s see who’s faster.” 

You toss the door open, darting down the hall in a flash, and laughing to yourself as you count the seconds it takes before there is an eruption of noise and movement behind you. 

You’re grateful for Xiaojun knowing where you were going with your untold portion of your orders to him, as the halls are relatively empty. Any servants mulling about were on alert and the moment they see you rushing down the hall, jovial and full of energy, they press themselves to the wall, keeping themselves there as two blurs rush by moments later. 

“Stupid dog, move! She’s mine!” Juyeon rushed by, his eyes narrowed as he followed the scent down the hall. Yunho growled, his legs long and swift, making sure Juyeon did not overtake him in speed. 

He wouldn’t lose. Failure was not an option. If the Princess wanted her soon-to-be betrothed to win in a challenge of speed-and if it came down to it, strength-he wouldn’t back down. 

Especially not to a trash-talking feline from their rival kingdom. 

Yunho narrowed his eyes, the scent made a sharp turn, but it was faint. 

Instead, the scent had subtle stronger traces to the right. He turned, rushing down that way while Juyeon continued down the main hall. 

The feline’s tail twitched when he saw him break off, but he ignored it, keeping his eyes focused on the hall he was running down. 

You were…beautiful. He’d been sent with a mission in mind and he intended to follow through, to have your hand, but the moment he laid eyes on you, he knew he’d be the one to sweep you off your feet. 

He’ll be damned if they lost to a clumsy dog from that place . 

Juyeon swore when he found the hall was a dead end. A window was open, a silken curtain blowing in the wind. Out of it, was an avian, clearly some form of messenger, carrying a torn piece of the dress you had worn before him. 

He’d been duped. 

“FUCK!”

Yunho had better luck, finding you rushing through the halls while wearing a robe you’d taken from a passing servant. He let out a bark of excitement, the thrum of the chase overriding his senses as he barreled down the hall. 

The decorative pins and chains on his outfit jingled and chimed as he got closer to you and you smile to yourself, slipping into a room and tucking yourself into a laundry chute, sticking your tongue out at the large dog as he stuck his head through the opening, eyes wide with excitement as you slide from view. 

“Gonna have to try harder than that~” You tease, skipping as you step out from the other side. 

Behavior unbecoming of a queen? Possibly. But if you were to tie your life to someone, why shouldn’t you have fun? If they couldn’t do this much, how can they expect to bring your kingdoms closer?

You dust yourself off, your ears twitching ever so slightly before you look around the laundry room. It was deathly quiet inside and you feel yourself freeze. 

Someone is inside. Watching. 

You don’t move anything but your head, locking eyes with something reflective and gold in the dark room. 

The moment you do, it lunges at you, and it took a moment longer than you expected to force your brain to catch up to speed. In those moments, you feel your clothes being grabbed, and you stumble, nearly colliding with a wall when a strong arm wraps around your waist, lifting you with ease. 

“Well, that was a pretty neat little trick you did there, my beloved. But it seems I’ve caught you. What do I win?” Juyeon inquired, and you can smell his scent thick in your nose, his heartbeat pounding against his chest and your back. 

You smile and turn to him, your own heartbeat thundering loud as you place a kiss to his nose. 

“Another round.” You smile and slip from his grip, shrinking your arms as close to your body as you can and sliding the robe you had taken from a servant off, rushing out of the room as Juyeon swore behind you. 

The hall isn’t far from your room. You figure everything is ready and if the boys couldn’t catch you by the time the door closed, your little game was over and you’d win. 

Did you want to? Probably not, but it was still fun. 

A crash sounds from behind you, and you hear two sets of footsteps approaching, the hall flooded with pheromones. 

“Move, dog!”

“Like hell, cat. Back off!”

You glance over your shoulder and find both of the men right on your heels. 

“Lady Y/N!” They call to you at the same time, and it takes a moment for you to get your bearings, your nose twitching ever so slightly. You sniff, the smell of their combined scents flooding your senses. 

Aren’t they too close?

You squeak in surprise as both of them stumble over each other, tripping and falling onto you in a heap. The air leaves your lungs and a startled yelp fell from your lips, in an instant, both of them are picking you up, panic clearly set into their features. 

You feel a familiar heat settle in your core, and you realize the repetitious sound in your ears is your own heartbeat. You smile at the two men, and no doubt by now they can smell your arousal. 

“Are you okay?” Juyeon inquired, his fiery disposition from before gone as he gently cupped your face, his hand warm to the touch. Yunho checked you over visually, eyes rolling over your body, looking for bruises or worse, blood.

Instead, he’s met with your flushed gaze, your chest rising and falling quickly. 

“Looks like you both got me.”

The two men exchange a look with one another before looking back at you. 

“Technically, I caught you first.” Juyeon interjected. Yunho narrowed his gaze at him before sighing. 

“I’ll leave, I just want to make sure you both didn’t get hurt when I fell on you.” 

You take his hand and Juyeon’s, a spark in your eyes as both of them look at you curiously. 

“Lady Y/N?”

“If you boys don’t mind, let’s try one more thing. I’m sure that will settle this once and for all.”

They exchange a look with one another and nod slowly, curiosity making both of their respective tails sway to and fro. 

-x-

“My, you two are quite pent up mm?” You let out a faux pout, a cock in each hand as you stroke slowly. There’s a wicked glint in your eye as you look up at the two, delighted by the way they both seemed adamant on holding back and not ‘crumbling’ before the other. 

Poor things, they still think this an either-or situation. 

Your ears twitch ever so slightly, picking up every sharp gasp and low groan from the two of them as you stroke faster, twisting one hand while you gently squeezed with the other. 

“M-Milady-” Juyeon grit out, biting his lip so hard you could see small indents from his fangs. Yunho wasn’t much better, letting out unintelligible pants and growls, seemingly trying to keep himself from actually speaking so he didn’t make a fool of himself. 

“It’s fine, Juyeon. You already won. Both of you have.”

Both of them sober slightly, looking at one another with a competitive spark before jolting when you bring your lips down, breath fanning over the head of their cocks as you run your tongue over them. 

“Let’s get along well, okay~?”

The two buckle, scent thickening with arousal when they finally pick up on your own heat as you shift below them. 

They’d stirred something inside of you, it’s only right for them to take responsibility for it. 

“A-as if I’d get along well w-with someone like him.” Yunho grit out, his cock throbbing in your mouth as you tease his head with your tongue. Juyeon hissed at him, turning his head sharply.

“F-feeling’s mutual. I doubt a stupid ass dog could pleasure her, anyway .” He grit out. Yunho’s eyes blazed with the challenge and you roll your eyes below them, giving both of their cocks a squeeze. They buck and jolt, their attention landing back on you. 

“Play nice.” You warn, pressing their cocks together, dragging your tongue over their slits, keening at the mixed taste. “It’d be a shame if I didn’t get to taste more because you two can’t behave.” You sigh softly, letting your tongue roll over Yunho’s cock, then Juyeon’s, and back again. 

The two go quiet. Or, rather, as quiet as they could get as the occasional moan and keen roll from their lips, their rivalry temporarily placated by your actions. 

They were handsome, of course. No Kingdom in their right mind would send you someone less than average, but they looked better like this, faces flushed, panting, fingers flexing as they tried to keep their hands off of you. 

“That’s better.” You sit up, caressing their balls and smiling, your scent thick and sweet. Both of them unconsciously lean towards you, and you open yourself to them, perking so your breasts are spilling from the top of your dress.

An invitation, that’s what it is. 

They took it for what it was, cupping and groping one breast each as you raise your head higher. 

“I d-didn’t expect this nn…today,” Yunho growled, his cock throbbing in your small hand as he ran his lips over the sweet glands on the left side of your neck. 

Juyeon grunted in agreement, his tongue flicking out, dragging over your throat. The barbs at the center were soft, and you find yourself clenching on nothing as they kiss their way lower, greedy lips finding your nipples. 

You gasp and close your eyes, rolling their balls in your hand, trembling in their grip as you feel them running their hands down your body as they alternate between kisses to your chest and small, marking nibbles and bites. 

Juyeon’s hand found its way to your folds first, chuckling airdly as he rubbed slowly. You yip and clench on nothing, your hands stopping momentarily. 

“Ah, don’t you want us to bond, Bun? Don’t stop just because he’s touching you.” Yunho growled, sucking a spot into your breast you were sure wouldn’t fade easily after tonight. You narrow your eyes at him in challenge, but they flutter the moment Juyeon pinches and rolls your clit, his breath fanning over your ear. 

“You’re already so wet. Did it feel nice giving us the run-around. Leaving such a sweet scent for us to follow, it’s only right we pay you back in kind.” He growled, lifting his fingers and spreading them apart, showing you-and Yunho-the slick covering them. 

Your lips tremble as you look up at them, your head swirling in need as you watch Juyeon offer his messy fingers to Yunho. 

He stared, eyes narrowing in need for a moment before he sucked them into his mouth, fangs grazing Juyeon’s fingers before he pulled back, a deep growl pulling from his chest as he turned to you. 

“C’mere. Let’s get you comfortable.”

His definition of ‘comfortable’ was splaying you out with your legs spread in their laps, both of them kissing and biting at your necks as you squirming as you let them both stretch you, your slick making a mess of your ass, their hands, and their thighs below. 

“I-I’m ready!” You cry, arching high and clenching on their fingers, mouth falling open as one of them curls their finger up to brush against your gspot. Your cries are met with deep chuckles and a kiss from each of them as they slow only long enough for you to catch your breath. 

“Are you sure?” Yunho teases, his lips against your ear before he bites.

Your eyes widen and you find yourself squirting as you jolt, a yip leaving your lips. Both men let out amused keens, holding you so you wouldn’t fall as the sudden shockwave rolls through you. 

“So pretty~” Juyeon purred, pulling his fingers free, smiling like the cat that ate the canary as he ran his tongue over his fingers, licking them clean as you pant, trying to catch your breath. 

There’s a wet smacking sound above your head and you find yourself squished between the men. One glance across from yourself to the mirror they’d propped you up in front of and you found out why. 

Yunho had his hand fisted in Juyeon’s hair, pulling him in for a demanding kiss, chasing your taste on his tongue. The sight made you keen, and you cup their necks, running your fingers over their glands, smiling as they both shuddered. 

“It looks like you two are getting along just fine now, mm?” You purr. 

They part, panting as they stare each other down. 

“Yeah,” Juyeon mewled, his tail twitching and jerking in interest behind him. 

“I think we’ll get along just fine.” Yunho licked his lip and moved to grab you by the hips, picking you clean up. 

“Come, I think we’ve held back for too long. I’m aching.” 

You find it exciting how easily the two of them can move you at will. Strong, yet gentle hands positioned so you were straddling Yunho, staring down hungrily at his cock as Juyeon held his cock up. 

Your plan was simply to tease, but as you watch the two eye you hungrily, then eye each other with the same gaze, you realize maybe this was going to work a lot better than your playful mind had anticipated. 

Taking Yunho was a task in itself. Even with your slick, you were grateful Juyeon paused to coat the bigger hybrid’s cock in lube provided by your consultants (you’d thank Xiaojun, Mark, and Donghyuck later). 

“T-Tight-” Yunho growled, his canines pronounced the more he lost his composure, his hands gripping your hips tight. You cling to his hands, body shaking as Juyeon cooed sweet nothings to you, reaching to rub your clit and the base of your tail. 

“A-Ahn- fuck-” You swear, eyes closing as Juyeon’s feline purrs override your mind. 

“That’s it. Such a good wife you’re going to be for us. Open your eyes, Princess. You’re bulging.” He growled, cupping your jaw. You gasp and look down, eyes widening as you see the tell-tale bulge in your stomach. 

Had…had he grown bigger while he was inside of you?

The very thought made you gush on his cock, your hands falling to Yunho’s chest as you bounce on your own accord, eager to feel him deeper inside. 

“S-Shit- Y/N-” He swears, hands tightening on your hips as you ride him, your hips and ass slapping against his thighs. Juyeon watches, mesmerized as you swallow Yunho’s cock, your slick leaving a lewd, shiny trail on his cock that dribbled down to his balls. 

“C-Come…come here.” Your voice startled the snow leopard back into focus and he glanced up, pupils dilating as you open your mouth, tongue out for him. 

“G-Gimme.” You demand, and he doesn’t need to be told twice, standing up and cupping the back of your head. He doesn’t even have the time to open his mouth and be a gentleman, to urge you to go slow before you dive down, eagerly bobbing your head until you feel him touch the back of your throat. 

They both smelled so good, thick and hot and it made you crave more, especially hearing both of them moan and gasp your name. Yunho thrust his hips up, bouncing you in his laps and he would have probably knocked you off balance, had it not have been for the iron-clad grip your thighs had on his frame and his hands had on your hips. 

Juyeon kept himself anchored by cupping your head, and rubbing the base of your ears. He found your throat tightening at the motion and smiled wickedly. 

“Is that n-nice? Having your cute little ears rubbed while we claim your pussy and your throat?” He panted, hissing through his teeth as he watched you turn your teary, pleasure-struck gaze up to him, drooling as his cock pressed deep into your throat. 

“I c-can’t keep holding it back.” Yunho gritted, eyes flickering back and forth between your mouth and your pussy, both stuffed in such a lewd manner. 

You clench around him, a subtle sign you didn’t want him to, and thankfully both of them took the sign for what it was, fucking you and your throat with a mismatched tempo that eventually synched up. 

Every fiber of your body felt like it was alight with pleasure, and stars exploded behind your lids as you finally felt them flood your mouth and pussy. You feel delighted as you feel the mess between your legs, only sealed inside by Yunho’s cock (which still throbbed, almost as if he wanted to unload more into your tightness). Juyeon pulled you out of your musing when he pulled out of your mouth, panting like a beast as he looked down upon your kiss-swollen and saliva-covered lips. 

“That’s our good girl. Are you alright?” Yunho murmured, petting your head. You lick your lips, taking a moment to gather your barings before pressing into his hand, smiling. 

“You two don’t think we’re done, do you?” You inquire after catching your breath. They exchange a look of surprise with one another before quickly recovering and grinning. 

-x-

Minutes turned to hours, and positions changed. From you eagerly arching your back, nuzzling Yunho’s cock and teasing it with kisses as Juyeon takes you from behind to you biting marks into his ass while Yunho thrusts into him, keeping his cheeks spread with a devious giggle as his fiery voice melted into airy, near shy whimpers. Or the way Yunho trembled and groaned as you bite marks into his thighs while he greedily curled his tongue deep inside of Juyeon, reaching around to stroke him and milk another orgasm from the spent feline. 

By the time the three of you are actually satiated, you lay in a pile of noodle-like limbs, dazed and happy as you gather your bearings. 

“I think,” Juyeon panted, running a hand through his sweaty locks. 

“-this is the start to a wonderful union.” Yunho finished, nosing both you and Juyeon’s hair, clearly close to dozing. You blink.

“...oh, right, the kingdom thing.” You yawn despite both of them laughing. You motion for them to follow you to your private bath, cum dribbling down your legs. 

“C’mon, my sweets. We need all the rest we can get if we are to continue our… negotiations tomorrow, yes?” You wink at them over your shoulder, smiling as they appear at your side in a flash, heading deeper into the bathroom before closing the door with a click. 

“Right, negotiations. I’m sure that’s what we can call it.” 

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[maironannatar]

Was it the person with a slur in their url, who thought your post about your issues with the plural community was all because of their coining post?

YES 😭😭😭

Like. Bravo. My issues with transIDs and selling headmates and the like definitely stems from your post about "reclaiming" demo systems, a nonsense term made up by anti-endos. Excellent deduction skills 😭

I swear I actually don't have anything against teenagers. But there's a Certain Brand of Teenager that I (and the rest of the system) cannot stand. And this kid is kind of a perfect example of it.

And on a related note, it's just kind of heartbreaking to see kids just... have their whole existence be about (often made up, nonsense) labels, you know? I just kind of can't help but wonder what went wrong to have a whole generation sit around coining nonsense terms, using labels like "transgerman", "transautistic", or [insert MOGAI term and/or noun pronoun], and self-diagnose with severe mental illnesses that 99% of them absolutely don't have, you know?

I am sorry for ranting at you but can't teens just go back to being embarrassingly in love with a celeb or fictional character and thinking the height of specialness is emo hair, cat ears, and stars drawn on their face? Those were the good days and not even joking, I think teens were happier back then 😭

[tiffaluvr]

op said in tags that they hate tiffa so their opinion might be skewed

however, as an insane tiffania lover (my url, anyone?), I can tell you that you are, infact, NOT wrong at all.

I ended up yapping so here's a cut lmao

TL;DR is: op is right - I hate S3 - the plot is good, very good even, but the amount of garbage in S3 ruins everything

Beware that it's kinda late and I'm tired while writing this 😭😭 there might be nonsense

don't get me wrong, I love Zero no Tsukaima, I love it's entirety and I love both the comic scenes and the serious ones, however we got little to no lore progress in S3 and S4. One of the major plot point was probably Tabitha getting kidnapped and the whole Joseph thing, alongside some Romalia stuff, some Elves stuff and Colbert being actually alive and building that ship.

my opinion might ALSO be skewed since Futatsuki no Kishi (S2) is my absolute fave, but I fear that just another season with a lil less fanservice might've been okay to close the whole thing. OR, in alternative, adding some more information that was taken from the Light Novels (source material) instead, to make it more interesting.

I mean, the third season we got, Princesses no Rondo, was quite literally Princesses no Fanservice because we just got insane amounts of girls-swooning-over-saito and Louise's tsundere bullshit that got to annoying points.

Don't even get me started on Tiffania's character: I LOVE her but she got used as nothing but a sexualized tool, hence her design with big breasts and her being "naive" etc. etc. (that's why I love Tiffa - I like to look past those things and get those little bits of actual characterization I can find).

I have this problem where I tend to mix up the order of events, but I'm pretty sure that really, ALL we got in S3 and S4 was what I mentioned earlier. Colbert wasn't dead and he was also building the Ostrant (or whatever the name was); Henrietta became even more bitchier and just tried to get with Saito to the point she used a mirror inside HIS OWN HOUSE; oh yeah Saito got the house which is ugly, too; Tabitha falls in love with Saito and gets kidnapped; Joseph is a psycho with an hot emo chick as a familiar and bullshit going on with the elves; they get kidnapped by the elves; they go in Romalia to talk with the pope; the dragon thing; marriage.

However all of this - that seems like a lot to digest - was 10% actual story and 90% funny sketches and fanservice. Again, I liked some of those, but sometimes they were just TOO annoying. The only thing that keeps me from skipping those scenes, when I rewatch, is the love I have for this anime and the memories I've connected to it. That's all.

But for the rest, S3 was absolute garbage so I think smth like S4 with a bit more info (so maybe a bit longer) would've been the perfect expedient instead of Princesses no Garbage or whatever the name was.

If I were to draw a line for the greatness of the anime I'd say it goes up until S2, then it falls down COMPLETELY and gets slightly up in S4.

SERIOUSLY I FUCKING HATE PRINCESSES NO RONDO OMG

Sorry for the insanely useless rant but I hate to see how the situation went kinda downhill in S3, because the first two seasons could've been the perfect balance of jokes, lore and hell yeah even fanservice because after all, it's an isekai, what do u expect? But after a while the explosion and dog jokes got old and overused, and overall it wasn't as enjoyable as the first two szns.

Tabitha's story, with her mom and Joseph n everything was VERY COOL indeed!!! But it got lost in the wave of tits and bitches put in the way to please the audience, really.

Plus, the politic setting is what really kept ZnT together and made it interesting - if it wasn't for the occasional war and the different countries, it would've been even worse.

But whatever I love it nonetheless LMAO I SWEAR IM DONE

the familiar of zero would have been such a better show if in season 2 saito just straight up died and it ended

[anaalnathrakhs]

With 2021 nearing and my url approaching expiration date, I rebrand

@trans-man-captain-harlock-2k20 → @kammthaar

[painsandconfusion]

BACK TO THE WHUMP

I lost at least 22 followers in the ask war.

RIP brave soldiers.

I'm so sorry everyone 😂

Tell me what I can write to make it up to you 😅

(Go to @sandconfusion for my whump shitposting)

[rejectdolls]

i  swear,  do  some  people  just  pick  urls  out  of  a  victim  hat  and  accuse  them  of  some  imaginary  nonsense  ?

[catboyspells]

me? having an identity crisis towards the end of October/beginning of November? it’s more likely than you think

[youidiotprince]

mutuals I’m taking into 2021 with me: an appreciation post

I’m starting this at 12:06 pm on nye and if I post this at any point before midnight for me I’ll be shocked, that is very much not my brand (this bit aged very well bc it’s literally january 4). I don’t have a lot to say here other than this was my first full year actively using tumblr and I really came to rely on this hellsite and the rest of you trapped here with me to get me through this year. the people I’ve met here brought some of my only rushes of serotonin this year, and idk what I’d do without you. you’ve seen me go from glorious-technicolor to viri-in-pink to sunflowernora to nori-in-pink, and you’ve seen me make some hella questionable decisions along the way. thank you to everyone who’s stuck with me through the epic highs and lows of my skam tumblr career so far, it’s been a time.

now for the mutuals! (you’ll have to click to see hehe):

to my holes:

@jorgecrespo I guessed on the url but I was right on the first try :p thank you for bringing the perfect amount of humor and drama to my dash, thank you for creating the skam talk server, thank you for letting me rant to you about all sorts of things, and thank you for still liking me even when I think you don’t, we’ve been through too much to part now, I love you skdjf

@gumptin idk whether to be mean or to objectify you but for the ego boost you’re too funny and I’m very envious of your style (you’re sexy lex) and I love how no-nonsense you are, thank you for not holding the fact that I blocked you for no reason against me, I’m very very glad we’re friends

@fatouuuu there is no one more precious than you I swear. you are full of so much kindness but you don’t let people take advantage of that, I admire you so much. thank you for enabling my papa ijzermans thing (I still love you for making me that gifset skdkdf), and just thank you for being a part of my 2020

@theflowerisblue thank you for being you, I still cannot put into words how much I adore you or even for what reasons specifically, I just do. thank you for translating eskam for us all and thank you for just bringing great vibes all the time

@fatoudixon thank you for introducing me to astrology (specifically co-star) and diwens, thank you for sharing your wonderful thoughts with the world through your druck reaction vids, and thank you for still tolerating me even though I dislike the character you kin <3

@under-druck @fatoumyvu @wendybergmann thank you all for having good opinions, I’m so glad I met you through the skam talk server, I can only wish I had brains as big as yours, I could read your thoughts and rants all day

@himbojorge thank you for being witty and funny and sexc, I’m a little bit in love with you but aren’t we all??

@maskedtroubadour thank you for your perfectly timed additions and voice memos in the gc, thank you for sending cat pics, and thank you for bringing the good vibes

to the mutuals I’m so grateful to see on my dash and to know in some way:

@vanillalipstick66 @lolasluquette @embeddedinmybrain @lucassdemaury @lesbianfatous @veerledejaegers @norangensft @kieumyvus @noramachwtz @sanabakkoushd @lieverobbe @alexiaugustin @cash-queens @suburbanenigma @crisandthesotos @morshiberna @kisintheabyss @mailinrichter @matteohnora @welcometo-saturn @nova-on-standbi @robbeszoe @lesbiansykkuno @nyttvera @rojnapat @thebestoftimes @pduwd @lot-bubbel @driesenrobbe @someone-whos-nice @ayarambles @avaceleste @noorengels @carolineskam @sundaymorninghangover @crisandthesotos @fluorescencefish @kingarthurpendragons @tinyfatou @davidsschreibner

if you’re on this list and we haven’t talked in forever (or at all) please know I still really love you and am so happy to know you. you made my 2020 better in ways you may never know. thank you for being you <3

to anybody I’ve forgotten, I’m so grateful for every single mutual I have and I love having you here. you can yell at me at any time for forgetting you. I spent days thinking about this but I have the literal worst memory ever and tumblr cut me off so :)

[atinymonster]

tag game, the interview

tagged by: @starlightjoong, i’m late on this lolol but thank you for tagging me! 🥺💞

1. why did you choose your url?

my main blog is actually yutafromjapan (because yuta is my nct bias ehe)! but for atinymonster, atiny for the fandom name (since this is an ateez oc blog!), and monster in honor of jiyu’s nickname, baby monster! i was formerly known as atinynctzn, though in case anyone was wondering 🤪

2. any side blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them?

oh my god, i have waaaaay too many for my own good 😭 

yutafromjapan: main blog!

squishysoobin: tomorrow by together oc

mochimingi: the boyz oc

peachyteez: other fic works/series

princessyoungmi: enhypen oc

as you can see, i have a lot of other oc works that i just never got around to updating (sadly 😭), but i’m debating on revamping mochimingi...

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

i still vividly remember making my first post; december of 2018! :) (fun fact: my nct oc wasn’t actually my first work)

4. do you have a queue tag?

what’s a queue tag? 😭 

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

before all of this kicked off, i used to read a lot of things on here, varying from fic works/series, to other oc content creators! there was one oc content creator (i unfortunately forgot her handle...) that after reading her work, pushed me to start writing on my own! 

i’ll be honest though, jiyu is actually the third oc i’ve created.

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

all of my oc blogs have an icon of the face claim!

7. why did you choose your header?

because cherry blossoms (if you read from one of my beginning works for jiyu), have a significant meaning for jiyu! (read “secrets” to know)

8. what’s your post with the most notes?

jiyu’s masterlist 

how many mutuals do you have?

i actually don’t know how many moots i have, but feel free to send me a message if you wanna be moots or friends in general! :)

10. how many followers do you have?

599 

by no means am i bragging or have the intention to! i genuinely love and appreciate all of the support i receive 💞

11. how many people do you follow?

41

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

i don’t know if shitpost means a post talking bad about another blog or if it means a nonsense post 😭, but no if it means shit talking another creator, and not really if it’s a nonsense post??

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

i read a lot on here if i’m not on a posting schedule for my literal 2/6 active blogs 😭, but i’d say a good chunk of my day goes to wandering around tumblr. 

i’d like to interact more with other content creators but i’m ✨shy✨ and end up being a silent supporter 😭

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won?

nope, i’ve never had an argument or fight!

15. how do you feel about “you need to compare this” posts?

i have no idea what these are, someone help me 😭

16. do you like tag games?

yes, but i always forget to continue the tag 😭

i answer them in my head i swear, but i forget to make a post for it! to people who’ve tagged me in games, i promise i’m not deliberately ignoring you, i just forget to post about it...

17. do you like ask games?

absolutely!

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

i don’t know...but i don’t think i have one???

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

no

tagging (no pressure!): @euphoriamingi, @mochibabycakes, @tbz-selma, and anyone else that would like to do this 💌

[snimeat]

Gei! I finally had the chance to visit your full desktop site last night (lovely, btw! your navigation/tag page are what dreams are made of ✨) and it was only then that I realized that your username is “taemins” spelled backwards. When I tell you that I could physically feel the synapses firing off in my brain as I finally made the connection lol it was like fireworks on New’s Year Day in there 😂😭😂

Anyway, I thought this would make you laugh, so I decide to share at my own expense lol

Hope you’re doing well 💖

~ Rae

RAEEEEE!!!! Honestly, I was actually thinking of getting a better navigation/tag system ‘cause I find that one so chaotic and all over the place, but I’m glad it made someone happy about it sksksk. Thanks btw, I was thinking of changing it but idk 💕. ALSO THE AMOUNT OUF MOOTS I HAD BEING CONFUSED AF ABOUT DEAR SNIMEAT OH MY GOD!!!!! I love it, i love it so damn much, not gonna lie. It’s my biggest achievement getting you all confused and slowly realising it. I remember Lizzie @nongnaos once said it reminded her of a butchers and let me tell you how much I actually laughed, it was hilarious, just thinking of it now makes me laugh. So welcome to this apparent growing group of taefused friends who don’t get my url, you’re more than welcome inside ~ there’s tea and nice food~. And this made me laugh, oh yeah, it did so much!!!!! So thank you for sharing this!!!!!!! Also my desktop is quite self-explanatory, it’s taemin all over 🤣🤣🤣

I hope july treats you well, stay hydrated. Lots of love and hugs

[formula-what]

Tagged by the very lovely @missmouse25 thanks hun 🥰

Name/Nickname: Natalie, Blue online, Robin sometimes

Gender: literally get out of my house right now

Height: 166cm 🙃 (tho that’s probably not accurate tbh)

Star sign: Cancer

Birthday: 25th June

Time: rn? 20:17

Favourite solo artist: rn I’m kinda jumping around with my music taste,,,, I guess MAX? he’s always been a constant

Favourite band: okay at the moment I am *kinda* obsessed with AJR, they just hit me in the feels but it’s still upbeat and happy most of the time

Song stuck in my head: hdjdksks see I told you, it’s AJR and it is NOT upbeat and happy. It’s karma. Specifically the line, “I’ve been so good, I’ve been helpful and friendly. I’ve been so good so why am I feeling empty. I’ve been so good. I’ve been so good this year”

Last movie I watched: hmmmmmmmmmmm I genuinely have no clue? It might have been aquaman

Last show: literally just finished watching the first episode of The Falcon and the winter soldier. Not gonna lie I spent most of it trying to recall their backstories and then I remembered Tony stark died and it felt like a kick to the face but yh other than that pretty good

When did I create this blog: ooooof my f1 blog? I think it was pre-season 2019? Or more like the end of 2018 season I think

What I post: ABSOLUTE NONSENSE. Just straight up crap. I promise I will live blog the races but all the other days of the week? Literally just whatever bull shit is running through my head and I have to apologise for that. (Rn I have no one to cry to so it’s a lot of rants as well but shhh we ignore those)

Last thing I googled: “is pronunciate a word” because yes I am still in denial

Other blogs: my main @blueishrobin which is just a mess of whatever my fixation is right now. Yes that should be a side blog and this one should be my main. I know. Tell that to tumblr. And I have two (2) other blogs that I used for about a month and completely forgot about, maybe I’ll post again idk but @blueishwrites and @ricciarto

Why I chose my url: god there’s a lot of questions I should stop rambling. Uh. F1 and I have no clue what’s happening the majority of the time

Following: too many

Followers: too many (seriously guys?? There’s so many,, and half of y’all don’t even interact istg. Idk why ur here but I love you, and all the porn bots too <3)

Do I get asks: yes. And every time I do my heart grows three sizes. I get like, no asks for a month and then suddenly a huge spurge of asks all at once. Idk why but I love it

Avg hours of sleep: legally I have to say 8,, realistically? no comment

Lucky number: 4 and 22 (f1 no relation)

Instruments: my uncoordinated untalented ass? Nope

Dream trip: Italy. Spain. Canada. New Zealand. The usual candidates

Favourite food: wow my love of food has really hit the hay. Um. M&Ms?

What I’m wearing: PJs, plaid trousers and an orange top :)

Nationality: English

Favourite song: Sofia by TMG I swear to god the lyrics are just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Last book I read: hahahahahahahah

Top three fictional universes: fuck idk. MCU? One where I’m happy? One where George is WDC ;)

Favourite colour: mystardy yellow

[a-romantic--aromantic]

if you are a blank blog/no pfp just a friendly reminder i Will reach out to let you know how this site works because im assuming youre new and dont understand the culture and letting yall know seems best but heres some main takeaways:

Tumblr is anonymous. please please please dont use your name as or in your url. its a really important aspect of this site to maintain that anonymity and most of the time its an easy way to identify porn bots- they use peoples names. if you have your name in your url its an easy way to get blocked.

your blog is your blog. you dont have to make a single ounce of content, but the point of it is to save the content you like for later, which is done through reblogging. reblogging makes a save that can only be deleted by you, even if the original poster deactivates or deletes it. this is a really cool feature! it means you’ll never lose stuff you like!

if you like to lurk, thats okay! tumblr likes dont actually do/mean anything though, and is not actually any sort of a real way to show the people making stuff that you like what theyre doing or support them. if you want there is a setting to make your blog private- it means people wont see anything but your username and your profile picture without a password

speaking of profile picture! if you do not have one people will think you are a bot. they will block you for being a bot. it doesnt matter what it is it could be the color gray just avoid using the tumblr default profile picture.

tags! tags are an easy way to add commentary or share anecdotes or ramble without interrupting the content of the post. people love these! they are widely supported, and usually can “pass peer review” as a way of saying that someone else thought what you said was funny/important enough to share in the main post, either by screenshot or copy pasting, and tagging the person who made them. usually, we do not/did not start the “prev tags” thing. it can have its uses, but nobody likes a hunt through prev tags. if its more that 2/3 people back, the culture here isnt to pissy about copy pasting, and if youre worried about credit, just add another tag with their name

🌟bonus round 🌟 tumblr is actively unmarketable and does not want our information to be sold or used. this means that you Should Not Use the algorithm, particularly, you should curate your dash and follow people. a large part of the point is chronological consumption, and that old posts recirculate indefinitely. take advantage of the benefits from the site, and understand that the nonsensical ads are because of the lack of information tumblr is collecting on us. they are protecting our privacy and our information. we want to make sure it continues that way. due to tumblr protections of us, and the way that it is following-based rather than algorithm-based, this also means you Do Not Need to censor anything. this includes heavy content, swear words, silly ridiculous threatening posts that are unhinged and unrealistic. censoring isn’t necessary here. like i said, take advantage of the benefits of being here. its good here.

thats all, i hope yall newbies enjoy tumblr! good luck!

[d-nghy-ck]

To my nctinc event partner Mal @ztals <3 

It’s been such a pleasure getting to know you. <3 I can’t thank you enough for being so receptive and such a good listener, sharing your perspectives, and for being so interesting and open minded in general. You’re such a genuine, thoughtful person and I’m so happy that we were paired together! (I even remember the day I got assigned to you, I went on your blog and was like, oh, she’s cool, she’s like, really cool.) I can’t wait to continue learning more about you and talking about our day to day interests and perspectives on life! 

Now for some nonsense under the cut ;)

You thought it would be funny to figure out who I was before the event was over and follow me, huh?? Before I even got a chance to reveal myself? :’< 

I saw this yesterday and went AAAAAAAAAHHHH and then, ok, I can play it cool, this is fine, hahaha! This was me, in the middle of brewing tea to prepare to saw that tree: 

Here’s my art I mentioned! It’s really therapeutic to empty my mind when sketching! I typically prefer ink, lead, and charcoals. 

Soon you’ll see me reblog some of your posts on my sideblog @coffeenkpop where I keep mostly inspirational quotes, girl groups, and nature pics :) So if you see that url about 20 times, that’s me.

Also, there is no pressure whatsoever to follow me on any of my blogs. We can still be friends and just chat in DMs or asks if that’s your style! I’d hate for you to feel obligated to follow unless you actually wanted to :). Also, though this blog is so Haechan heavy (remember how we said when we pick a bias, we never change? We’re stuck? That’s how this monster of a blog got to this point HAHAHA), I do still follow other artists, I promise, so we can always talk about anything you like. Or just life in general!! (I swear I like things besides Haechan.) 

Now, to cover some loose ends from your last ask:

how did you handle being paired with your best friend? did you blow your cover in 2 seconds?

HAHAHA, it was a huge struggle, but since she loves puzzles and mind games, I had her solve some riddles that revealed the url of a secret side tumblr I made that had more puzzles that eventually spelled out my identity. It took her several days to unlock questions and unravel the whole mystery. It was so much fun!!! And I tried to get her off my trail by acting, talking, and typing completely out of character. It was really, really funny because she would message me stuff about her anon and I’d have to talk to her as if it wasn’t me hahahaha. 

Here’s one of the riddles, to give you an idea if the lengths I went to to entertain my tumblr bff. She’s really smart, so she solved this in like three minutes. I was about to scream, because it took me an hour to figure out how to make this hahahaha:

NCT Dream lost their schedules and needs your help! as their manager, it’s your job to get them back on track.

here’s what we know:

there are five dorm rooms painted in five different colors on five different floors.

in each dorm room lives a different Dream member.

these five idols drink a certain type of beverage upon waking, eat a certain type of food for breakfast, and have a scheduled activity for the day.

no idols have the same schedule, live on the same floor, eat the same food for breakfast, or drink the same beverage.

they lost their schedules and only know the facts above! please help. who has to attend the fansign? send your answer in an ask to unlock the next letter!

hints:

Haechan lives in the grey room

Jaemin has a schedule to practice with the choreographer

Jeno drinks tea

the green room is on the floor below the white room

the green room's idol drinks coffee

the idol who eats gyeran bokkeumbap is scheduled to host a V live

the idol in the tan room eats jeon cake

the idol living in the room on the center floor drinks milk

Renjun lives on the bottom floor

the idol who enjoys bulgogi lives on an adjacent floor to the one who is scheduled to record in the studio

the idol who is scheduled to get their hair dyed lives adjacent to the idol who eats jeon cake

the idol who eats dubu jorim drinks soju

Mark eats bibimbap

Renjun lives on a floor above or below the blue room

the idol who enjoys bulgogi lives above or below an idol who drinks water first thing in the morning

well now, i’m interested! you said amélie, now i want to see it. i really like the character and the whole vibe/ambiance of this movie. thank you for the lovely compliments. it’s such an honor you think those things about me anon. you’re so sweet. 💓

I do want to do it <3 It might be a January thing, because I have an ongoing posting schedule I’m trying to meet on here that I already announced, but even last night as I was trying to fall asleep my mind was buzzing with phrases and ideas for it :)

i bet you have lots of nct tacky reaction pics. you must have an album dedicated for that on your phone

Are you a detective????? Hahaha. I won’t deny I do have a folder of hundreds of cheesy, tacky, sappy NCT pics. H u n d r e d s. You know when something is so loud and crazy, so bad that it’s good? Anyway here’s how I feel about you :) 

Take care, Mal <3 Have a wonderful day!! 

[1-800-seo]

— 1-800-SEO'𝗌 ᯽ '𝖶𝗋𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝖯𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗈𝗇' —

— 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀: 𝗃𝖺𝖾𝗁𝗒𝗎𝗇 𝗑 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋

— 𝗀𝖾𝗇𝗋𝖾: 𝖿𝗅𝗎𝖿𝖿 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖿𝗅𝗎𝖿𝖿/𝗌𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝖼𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗄𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗒

— 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝖽𝗌: 1810

— 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗒: 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝗝𝗮𝗲𝗵𝘆𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝘁𝗼 𝘃𝗹𝗼𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗳𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂

— 𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌: 𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗁𝗈𝗅/𝗋𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖴 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖴𝗇𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌𝖺𝗅 𝗈𝗋 𝖦 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖦𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅

The familiar ping sound of a new email in your inbox reassures you that you *are* an actual administrative assistant that works in an office and you most likely shouldn’t be ogling the hot guy in the adjacent office building. Considering it’s your first week, it’s not exactly how you’d like to be caught not doing your work if you had to be. You’d started that week as administrative assistant to the executive manager of New Calibre Telecommunications, or NCT for short. He was a slim nice-enough young man named Lee Taeyong; you were in charge of writing or transcribing his letters/emails, making travel arrangements, computing and preparing expense reports and creating department budgets. Just two weeks earlier when you’d said you’d got the job to your brother he’d called you an over-glorified and well endowed personal assistant, and you guess you could say he was right.

This all brought you back to the email that was now sitting in your inbox, one minute old and unopened. Its sender was a Jung Jaehyun, a name you’d never heard before but supposed it was nothing new since you, your self, were new.

You opened it and inside was not the general corporate jargon you expected. Upon your screen was a blank video thumbnail and it’s relative play button, a url link, and a message below it. It read: “For Jeffery who loses everything and who must remember to back up his hard drive.” It also featured a few casual excessive emojis that your computer only registered as a small question mark box, because of course it didn’t register emojis.

You pondered clicking on the play button but decided against it, instead clicking on the url link that was oh so tempting. Upon clicking on it you were swiftly redirected to YouTube.com, you rolled your eyes expecting a rick roll, when in actuality what seemed to be a vlog appeared. The title was “Daily Jaehyun: Post-hotel-hopping Wind Down ⛩✨” Curiosity overtook you and you clicked play, you knew you shouldn’t be doing this in work hours, however a few seconds couldn’t hurt. A smooth and tanned skinned young man lay on a bed in the middle of a hotel room. He had on shorts that were probably too short and no top. His torso was obscured by the blanket but you could still make out his taut muscles underneath the fabric. His hair looks soft and gently rests on his face as he lies horizontally. Next cut is to a glass cup of pink coloured tea and a spoon swirling around the edges. He cuts to him taking a gentle sip and then he pushes some hair out of his dark amber eyes. You hear footsteps in your peripheral and X off the tab. Just in time before the new intern, a somehow harsh looking baby faced girl named Yeji, places a pile of papers on your desk and leaves. A close call.

And so your day goes on like normal... except you can’t get those damn 25 seconds of a certain video out of your head. His gentle face remains seared into your brain. The brand of soft visuals and taut muscles. The contrast of his sharp jawline and the pink tea. The colour matched his gently blushed cheeks, the rose flush that dusted over his honey skin.

And so you went home and couldn’t get him out of your head. You lay awake seeing the image of him sprawled across the hotel king bed, replaying it and relaying it to yourself. You resolved you had to do something, whether that be finish the video or speak to this Jaehyun.

And so, the next day you set about that task. You opened up that email for the second time, this time hovering over the sender’s information. It revealed to you many interesting things. A few of those being that the sender, Jung Jaehyun, sent it from a pc on floor 9, and that pc is located in office 34G, which is part of managerial.

Well now you know this information all you had to do was go visit that specific office in the hopes of a findings. A lingering question stuck out, who is Jeffery? And why was he sending his vlog to him? Of course you have to inform the sender that he sent it to the the wrong person and you definitely didn’t just email him this because you definitely don’t want to see his face, *definitely not*.

You leave your desk and make your way to the lift. Stepping inside, you squish yourself as far back to the wall as possible as fellow office workers pile in. It’s all a bit too close for comfort when you are saved by the bell, or in this case the automated voice saying “Floor 9, Doors Opening.” Everyone removes themselves from the lift and you straighten out your work outfit. Thank goodness you ironed your pencil skirt this morning, never knew you’d be meeting a YouTuber; and possibly a hot one at that.

You make your way to office 34G, dodging past colleagues in the marketing sector. You spot a guy in the closest desk you know as the infamous ‘Ten’, chugging a brown liquid in a vodka bottle you *really* hope is coffee and nothing else.

You approach the needed door and knock firmly twice. Your palms start to sweat and you rub it off on your skirt. A smooth voice calls “come in” and you make your way through the door. A familiar pair of eyes meet your gaze and you begin to wonder if this was a good idea after all. After a small nervous cough you begin, “Sorry to interrupt, I’m ____ ____ from floor 8, I’m administrative assistant to Mr Lee. I received an email yesterday around 2pm and it was rather,” you look at the floor and shuffle your feet, “private. I believe it was for someone else. I came here to let you know.” You attempt to make eye contact but his gaze is a tad intense. You try your best to keep your eyes trained on his brown irises and not the expensive looking navy suit he’s wearing. “Ahh my greatest apologies, I’m sorry for any inconvenience. May I ask what was contained in the email? I send out a lot so I’m not too sure as to what it was regarding.” He lets out a low chuckle.

“Umm it contained a video and a short message, if that’s any help.” You try not to let on you watched it, let alone read it, but the blush creeping up your face probably says too much.

The man you identify as Jaehyun let’s out a startled cough and sits bolt upright in his chair. “It wasn’t anything, umm” he runs a hand through his hair, “obscene.. was it?”

A gasp escapes your lips, a breath you must of been holding in that you didn’t realise you were. “Oh no, not at all! You drank some tea in it and that’s all I saw. I’m greatly sorry for invading your privacy, sir. Please forgive me I’ll be leaving now.” You turn to face the door. What had he been sending? That’s none of your business... however you wouldn’t mind maybe getting to see those muscles again... you clear you’re thinking and press down the door handle.

“**Stop**, before you leave, you at least need to let me explain, and make it up to you some how, I’m the one who has put you in this situation, I’m the one who needs to make amends.” A commanding voice calls out. By the time you turn around he’s stood up and has one hand in a pocket and one on his desk. He looks to be in thought, or troubled.

“It’s not as bad as it sounds or looks I swear.” When he says this he doesn’t sound so composed like he has the rest of the time. “Please, have a seat so I can fix this mess.”

“I don’t know, sir, I have already caused enough interruption.” You mumble out.

“Nonsense, have a seat and all will become clear; I’ll ease your thoughts for you as I’m sure you’re curious.” You cautiously take a seat and look up into his hazelnut eyes.

“Basically, I have a YouTube channel as you might have guessed. I’ve tried to keep it a secret for as long as possible since I don’t really want it getting out. It’d only be fuel for my cheeky tormentors who go by Doyoung and Ten. When I finalise a video, I send it to my work computer since it has more space and let it post on there. However I must’ve accidentally sent it through to yours instead. I believe you’re from floor 8, right? Well, I believe I typed in the computer location code wrong and it sent it to yours instead. I should of typed F9 instead of F8 like I must’ve done. By the way, none of my videos are dodgy on there, it’s just travel vlogs and general ramblings so don’t be too worried.” He closes with a nervous laugh and scratch of the temple. He turns to look at you in the eye, most likely expecting an answer.

“Ahh I see now. Well that clears up a hell of a lot. I do have one question though, if you don’t mind me asking...” you twist a piece of hair round your index finger. “No, go ahead, you already know my big secret what more could you ask anyway.” He lets out a soft laugh and his eyes crinkle.

“Ok. So, not to be rude but, who’s Jeffery?” You pose the question that has boggled you for around 24 hours. You’re met with laughter and an embarrassed face palm. “Well... I can tell you that it is just a silly nickname.” He uncovers his face and you see a sickly sweet smile. “A long time friend of mine, Johnny, jokingly named me that during our college days in the frat houses. It was a wild time.” He relates whilst reminiscing, more than slightly embarrassed.

“Oh ok, that clears up even more, sooo that makes sense, the email was addressed to yourself. I got it now.” You let out a giggle, “You’ve finally solved the puzzle! Can I give you a prize?” He unexpectedly says.

“A prize? What do you mean?“

“Well I’ve put you through a bit too much and I want to make it up to you. How about I take you for lunch this afternoon? Would that be ok?” He gently says, hands clasped.

“I’d love that. As long as I get to hear more crazy stories.”

“Of course, the tales are complimentary, the company is what you pay for.” He jokes, a smile creeping up his face.

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𝟎𝟏. ( ALIAS / NAME ) ——   screamy

𝟎𝟐.  ( BIRTHDAY ) ——  march 5th

𝟎𝟑.  ( ZODIAC SIGN ) ——   pisces (yeah, i know, go ahead and slaughter me, i wouldn’t blame you) 

𝟎𝟒.  ( HEIGHT ) ——    5′2″ (and yes i am one of those Angry Short People)

𝟎𝟓. ( HOBBIES ) ——   writing (been really into rping on here lately), drawing/doodling nonsense, and i’ve been trying to get more reading done recently, since work will allow book-reading but soon enough, when the workplace opens up, i’m sure phone use will go back to being... limited :/

𝟎𝟔.  ( FAVORITE COLOR ) ——    dark violet-reds and bruise-y colors

𝟎𝟕. ( FAVORITE BOOKS ) ——    frankenstein by mary shelley (i’ve been told my writing is similar to hers?? and i am so flattered :’3 ); i, lucifer by glenn duncan; fight club by chuck palahniuk (i know, sooo edgy, but he knows how to follow a narrative and a theme with consistency), the great gatsby by f. scott fitzgerald (i know everyone reads it in like high school but it’s legit good okay), and like??? i really do like reading i swear and i’m probably forgetting a bunch of titles i could add here, but i’m mostly enamored by victorian literature (currently working on jane eyre, and sometimes it’s WILD to think how, way over a century later, i can STILL get SCANDALIZED by someone ALMOST ADMITTING THEIR FEELINGS for someone they’ve been secretly pining for, but that’s just being human, huh??)

𝟎𝟖.  ( LAST SONG LISTENED TO ) ——   been listening to the Radiooooo app all day, where you can listen to music all over the world from different eras and i’m on russia from the 1990s. it’s awesome, toootally worth the download

𝟎𝟗. ( LAST FILM OR SHOW WATCHED ) ——   the office is on right now---tbh i usually just have the tv on as background noise

𝟏𝟎.  ( INSPIRATION FOR MUSE ) ——   well ooobviously xig is not my own original character, but i do try my best to draw inspiration for my own interpretation from different sources. dumb story, but i made xigbar’s blog back in 2014 when there was stiiiil some hype around DDD and someone casually suggested i’d do a decent job portraying him, but no one seemed particularly hyped on him so his muse just kinda vanished for a while. :/ buuut when kh3 popped its head up his muse came back in full and violent force, and when he became a MAJOR character given that epilogue (oh, how could i not recall that XigThirst that ensued all over the internet B)c ), now he’s basically my entire focus. i’ve been doing my best to explore all the different facets behind his character, put him in unique situations and AUs that draw out all the “what ifs?” canon might not allow. i will admit, while i depict him as a brilliant and intelligent person, i’ve also projected some of my own personal troubles onto him, with his bouts of depression and doubts and a thoughtfulness that can stem from very dark places, which is covered up with his witticisms and shameless, point-blank sarcasm. he’s just a fascinating character to me with a lot of potential that i sincerely hope won’t be squandered in future titles.

𝟏𝟏.  ( STORY BEHIND URL ) ——  it actually stems from the german opera der freischütz, which is actually what his alias “the freeshooter” is based on, as it can also be translated as “the marksman.” i scoonched “the fatal” in the beginning because, well... he’s just a dangerous kinda man. B)

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