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Thank you @rubber-duckie-your-the-one for tagging me and I’m so sorry I’m doing it so late aaaaaaa 🙈😖
Nicknames? Some made from my name: Magda, Madzia; but also other like Zupa/Zupcia/Zuppie (added recently), Haru, Squish Gender? Dumbass. Uuuh nonbinary dumbass- Star sign? Aries 💪🏻 Sexuality? Bi Hogwarts house? Hufflepuff! :D 💛🖤 Favourite animal? Anything that didn’t just come straight out of hell (hornets, slugs and such) Number of blankets? I own... 5 Dream trip? Tbh I’d like to travel around the world but mostly South Korea and Japan When I made this blog and why? I made it on May 19th, 2014. I think I did so because I forgot the password to my previous tumblr (which wasn’t much older) so 😅
I wanna tag @sunsmileyeol @baekberrie @kooksona @missys-messymargins @kimwowjin @vernooope @celestial-whale-journeys and @gluthor if u wanna ^-^
#i swear im not doing this on purpose bub#i see u in my notes#im just an ass with memory spawn of a goldfish#im so sorry jdfknsdfkjsdnfs#my post#tag game#wow i got a lotta moots
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could you do a little blurb of connor and rafe?? i miss them together 🥺
why yes i can i added topper bc i felt like it pls enjoy sorry it's short but im tired
"How many points was that?" Rafe asks, pointing to the ball he'd just kicked into the goal Connor is attempting to guard.
"One," Connor grunts, annoyed.
Rafe laughs, "Your kick was worth fifty!"
"Because it was good, duh," Connor fires back while Topper retrieves the ball from the net.
"Duh," Rafe repeats, laughing to himself, "Okay, bub. You kick this time."
Soccer has become Connor's favorite sport and pastime, enough that every time anyone has a spare moment, he wants to go kick the soccer ball around in the front yard. Topper had agreed immediately, not realizing he was in for a lot of running after Connor's kicks.
"Uncle Top, guard me," Connor calls.
Rafe cracks up when Topper puffs out his cheeks and wipes his forehead of beads of sweat, then hustles over to Connor.
"You wanna know how to score around your dad?" Topper whispers, watching Connor nod desperately, "Pretend like your mama just came outside. He'll be so distracted."
Connor grins, "Good idea."
Topper holds out his fist for Connor to bump, then backs up and claps his hands, "All right, Connor, try to get past us."
Connor nudges the ball forward with his feet, progressing toward the goal and not noticing the way Topper lets him by with only minimal guarding.
As if already an expert in distracting his father, Connor keeps control of the ball and then turns his head, looking at nothing on the front porch.
"Hey, Mama," Connor calls at the last second.
Topper and Connor both watch Rafe's eyes move from the ball to the porch; his posture changing completely at the promise of a glance at his wife. The ball sails past him just as he realizes he'd been played, and Connor's already cheering before Rafe can speak up.
"Hey, you little rugrat," Rafe teases, running over and snatching Connor up, "You did that on purpose, didn't you?"
"No," Connor giggles.
Rafe tickles Connor's stomach for two seconds before he starts squealing out 'yes!', laughing himself at the strategy. After a minute, he turns Connor around in his arms and smiles to him, observing the way Connor's hair sticks to his forehead from the sweat.
"You're gonna be a killer soccer player, huh?" Rafe asks him.
Connor nods, "Yep."
Both of them smile at one another, too busy to notice a relieved Topper laying down in the grass, thankful for the break as he swears he could not handle a toddler.
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i just really want jack manifold fluff if you’re taking requests like the reader joins jack for laugh and the stream ends idk you can do what you feel is best :]
Free Content Darling
Jack manifold my beloved ♥
Im so behind on requests yall forgive me 😪
Literally sorry in advance-
Jack Manifold x gen neutral! reader (established) blurb imagine
⚠︎ slight swearing, petnames, and a lot of fluff, a little bit of writers block from me :( I didn't proofread LMAONSK HELP-
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"Darling! C'mere!" You heard Jack yell from his recording room. You were currently curled up on the couch scrolling through twitter. The trending page had "JACK" and "TRY NOT TO LAUGH" on the top. The tweets under the trending topics was filled with comments about Jack's stream and other streams happening.
You had heard him laughing and yelling in his recording room before. To be completely honest you dont know why he invited you over his house in the first place. You showed up at his house wanting to just relax and have a fun time with Jack, but after a couple minutes he had told you he had a stream already scheduled today and left to you to your own devices.
Thats how ended up on the couch looking at tweets that talked about your boyfriends stream.
You lazily rolled off the couch and onto your feet. You had the fluffy socks Jack had gotton you as a small gift. You both ended up getting the same socks and slipped around the house because of the hardwood floor. It was a fun activity until you were both mimicking ballroom dancing untill you both slipped and fell on the hardwood floor. It was a small moment but then after you both were more careful around his house.
Opening the door to his recording office you peaked your head inside now knowing if he wanted you completely inside or just wanted to quickly tell you something. The door was in frame when he streams so you couldn't be discreet.
"Hey-"
"Hey! Y/N! Guys it's Y/N!" Jack exclaimed showing you off to the stream. "Come over here love." He waved you over while rolling his identical gaming chair for you to sit on.
You smiled and made your way over to sit beside him in the broken chair.
"Why'd you give me the broken chair this time?" You smiled as you questioned him.
"I mean they are identical, no one would've noticed."
"We'll you told everyone who sat in it that it was broken." You said matter of factly.
"Do you want to sit in this one?" Jack asked pointing to the chair underneath him.
"Yeah I do." You said while putting your hands together in a prayer position. "You wanna switch with me?"
"No, not really Im quite comfortable in my own chair love." Jack said with a smirk leaning back in his chair.
"You sure?"
"Yeah pretty much." Jack's smile widened as he saw your frustration grow.
"Dickhead." You said under your breath.
Jack started to laugh. "What did you say?" He swiveled his chair to face you.
"Nothing. You're hearing things." You smirked.
Meanwhile the chat was freaking out about your interactions. You werent a stranger to Jack's fanbase. A year ago you were just Jack's roommate, but then he slowly introduced you as his significant other. He started flirting with you on stream and on twitter, then after a couple months of that he titled a stream "MEET MY S/O!!!". It was weird for you to be on stream for the first time, but you became accustomed to it.
"What did you want me to do again?" You asked. Jack probably forgot the reason he called you in there in the first place.
"Oh yeah! I wanted to do a stream with you! A you laugh the stream ends type thing. Also the chat was asking for you, they missed you apparently."
"Oh of course they did, I think they love me more than you."
"Yeah I think so! And its not right!" Jack exclaimed and you laughed along with him.
"I think we already lost the challenge, cause we've been laughing for a while haven't we?" You brought up.
"Well the challenge hasn't started. And if we laugh you have to get bonked in the bead with this pillow." Jack had gotton up and walked around the room searching for something to become a punishment. "We have 3 lives each and if we use up all of our lives the stream ends."
"And I have you all to myself?" You asked slightly serious. You still were irked because of tbe fact he invited you over and left you, I mean you are here now next to him, but you wanted time without a camera and monitors in your face.
"Yeah love, of course. But you have to laugh!" Jack exclaimed.
Thinking about the situation, you wanted to laugh and lose all your lives on purpose so you two could have alone time together.
"Fine let's go!"
"Alright then!"
"You suck at this game dont ya?" Jack laughed as mutiple short videos from fans kept popping up on the screen. "You have one more life and I only have two."
It was 30 minutes into the stream and youve been hit with the pillow on Jack's lap more times than you could count, at least that what it felt like. You were on your last life and actually trying to stay in the game after realizing how much fun this was. Maybe you were being selfish, because you were right next to him doing things that you two were going to do alone.
"You have no sense of humor babe." You replied back.
"I do have a sense of humor! I could say my sense of humor is broken even."
"Well mine is too when we compare how many lives we have left."
"Good point."
"YOU LAUGHED!" You stood up confronting him trying to pry the pillow out of his hands to hit him with.
"NO! I did not! Let go!" Jack said still sitting down struggling to keep a good grip on the pillow. You successfully took the pillow out of his hands and started repeatedly hitting him with it as he tried to shield himself.
"Augh! Stop!"
"He laughed! He laughed, you guys saw that right?" You bent down into frame reading the chat while they spammed "YES" and "HIT HIM"
"See, they agree with me Manifold." You said confidently.
"They're just want to see me lose. I'm too powerful." He shrugged.
"Anways! 1 to 1! Loser!" You hit him with the pillow again.
"Stop!"
The stream continued on and the both of you were begging eachother to keep your one lives that you both had left. Everytime you snickered a bit Jack would catch it and vice versa. The stream went on longer than Jack planned, but it seemed like he was having fun. Finally after an hour of streaming and bickering between you both You ended up laughing at this stupid vine from long ago.
"YOU LAUGHED I WON!" Jack threw his hands up in victory. "Holy shit we can end the stream, this took forever."
"You wanna end the stream?" You asked after calming down.
"Well we could just chill and talk to chat, but I would've thought you wanted to chill without.." Jack gestured to the monitors on his stream. "All that."
"How'd you know I wanted to do that?" You asked with a small smile.
Jack shrugged. "Well I kind of left you here in my flat and went to go stream for a while. That was a dick move."
"Well thats what I wanted at first but then you called me in here. I was trying to get all of my lives down, but then I realized how much fun I was having." You explained. For a second you forgot that he was still live until you saw flashing text across a screen out of the corner of your eye.
"It was selfish of me-"
"It wasnt selfish bub! I feel that was valid, but you could've told me." Jack said reassuringly grabbing your hand.
"It was fun though! I wouldn't have it any other way Manifold." You smiled at him and he smiled back.
"Me either."
Jack ended up ending his stream and both of you said your goodbyes to the people watching his stream. He closed everything off of his computer and leaned back in his chair immediately relaxing when the camera was turned off.
"Thanks for inviting me Manifold." You said as he got up to put the pillow back in it's place.
"Of course love." He pressed a kiss to your forehead as we walked away for a second.
"Hey! Why did you invite me anyways?" You asked.
He walked back over to where you were standing and pecked your lips and winked at you. "Free content darling."
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In was so cute while he walked to school then looked around THEN he showed us his uniform like omg I remember him back then but it was so long ago and Im so whipped for In in his uniform again and he graduated and grew up 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 he is such a good boy
Also👀 I swear to god I was never THAT interested in Hyunjin as Iam now and you are the person behind it like my favourites were Hannie and Felix but oh god lately Im so whipped Hyunjin and Chan, and yesterday on the way home i realized that Changbin is starting to become my favourite too? And every time I hear Minho sing its just kills me 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 why did you do this to me? Me who originally wasnt interested in any korean things now sooooo whipped for theye 8boys ;-; ( have i mentioned that Seungmin always has the best outfit on stage? Like he has his signature fuckboi walking with the angelic voice and the latest outfit just killed me 😭 )
i missed his live because he did it when it was fckn 4 am for me but i’m so happy for innie he’s so grown now and even if he’s older than me by months he’s still my baby idc idc 😭😭 i’m going to post nurse jeongin tonight to celebrate!
bubs just accept that they’re all bias material, it’s a struggle that i’ve come to terms with and now i just say i’m ot8 biased and hyunjin is my ult 💆♀️ and i am GLAD i made you love my baby more hehehehehe but it wasn’t on purpose i promise!! i just talk about him too much 😪 AND SEUNGMINS FUCKBOY WAKSLSJSKSNLSSKALAL
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thinking about angst prompt 'you're right. you're useless' with c!jschlatt where all reader does is try to help him and they eventually get to a breaking point because all they do it give and give and give and get nothing in return so schlatt just turns around and scares the fuck out of them :D
Have a Heart
You end up helping Schlatt after hating his guts. And even though you give every thing to your new president he dosent seem to fucking care
- c!schlatt x reader
- gender neutral reader!
- prompt: 25) "You're right. You are useless" (angst list)
⚠︎: swearing, drinking, smoking, angst, mentions of vomit, c!dream makes an appearance 🤭 not proofread
An// I LOVE THIS SCENARIO UGHH! THANKS FOR REQUESTING AS WELL BUB! I HOPE YOU ENJOY!
"Where's my fucking decree at?!"
"It's in my room Schlatt, please stop yelling." You tried to calm the ram-man down by talking calmer than him, but it only seemed to rile him up more.
"In your room?! Sounds like another fucking excuse that you didn't even finish them." Schlatt waved around his hands which one of them contained a lit cigarette in them. "Look at Tubbo he re-wrote one of my decrees before the festival, which is tomorrow may I add, and gave it to me. You havent even done anything I asked you." He scoffed.
You closed your eyes and held back a huge eye roll. You had done everything that Schlatt asked you to do, the decree was actually sitting on your desk in your room. This has been happening ever since Schlatt became president. He was more nicer, well as nice as Schlatt can get, but now he's been drinking like a moster and it never fails that he shows up to an important meeting drunk and makes you and Tubbo do all the work while Quackity and George are running free doing God knows what.
You had been loyal to Schlatt even when you didn't want to be, you had swallowed your pride along time ago. Every. Single. Task you do. And Every. Single. Time you get more put down that you already do.
Your head was hung low while he still spoke. "Hey! Were you listening to me shithead?! I need those papers by tonight!" Schlatt dug his finger into your chest pushing you back a little.
"Also get me my beer and bring it to the meeting room because apparently that's all you're good for." He finally left the long hallway, stumbling a bit as he walked.
You let out a sigh you didn't know you were holding until you saw him walk away. You walked away to find Schlatg that beer and try to put on a smile for the meeting you are currently dreading. Quickly you stopped by your room to grab the stack of paper Schlatt was yelling about earlier and grabbed a beer from a random room. Schlatt always has alcohol and cigarettes in every room just in case he needs one.
Dragging your feet along the marble floored hallways you mad your way to the meeting room. You didn't want to get there first or even last so your mind switched up from speed walking to continuing your slow pace. You started to walk faster when you heard footsteps behind you.
"Hey!"
You turned around to see Tubbo waving behind you. You stopped in your pursuit to greet your friend.
"Hey Tubbo!"
"Going to the meeting I see." He smiled.
"Sadly yes." You sighed. "I already got yelled at twice today so-"
"Hey! It's better than three!"
"Tubbo!"
"Im sorry! But am I wrong?" Tubbo laughed a little.
"Well I wish it was zero. I give everything to that bastard and I get nothing." You breathed out.
"Really?! I get a lot of-" Tubbo stopped talking after the shock on your face was prominent. "You know what nevermind!" He waved off.
"Of course he would favor you." You walked off keeping a brisk pace with Tubbo apologizing for Schlatt's favoritism right behind you.
Once you reached the door to the meeting room you slowly opened the door to be greeted with, once again, a drunken president and his right hand man looking smug as ever when he had no right to be.
Schlatt's cabinet was a mess. Quackity was only the vice president because he partnered with Schlatt and George became, well, the vice president to the vice president. George was barely around anyways. Then Tubbo and you came from L'Manburg, hating Schlatt's guts at firsy you two learned to be okay with the treatment. And while apparently, Tubbo had better treatment than you, you still gave that president everything you had.
Everything you worked for was for that drunken man sitting at the head of the table. You basically devoted your life to him, writing decrees that represents Schlatts policies because "you dare not write something Wilbur would". You had pulled him from sleeping at his desk at nights, cleaned up his spilled wine and beer, picked up cigarettes from the clean marble floors. He pushed you around and you let it happen too, some people woukd say you've become weak and they were sadly right.
"Aye! Look who it is!" Schlatt slurred his words together. "There's my beer!"
"And your decrees!" You plopped the papers down on the desk as he snatched the beer bottle out of your hand.
"You have an attitude with me?" Schlatt asked quickly.
"No! No why?"
"'Cause you just threw my decrees on the table like they are some sort of scrap." Schlatt tried to find the right words. "Some sort of shit like its not important! Fuckin' have some nerve huh?"
You didn't respond and went to go sit by Tubbo across from Quackity. Schlatt apparently noticed and took it upon himself to say something.
"Asshole! You gonna respond to me?! I am your president!"
You fought the urge to snap back at him so you bit your lip as he continues to yell and make everyone in the room uncomfortable, even Quackity.
"Dammit!" Schlatt slammed the table. "Fuck you! I could kill you! I have so much power over you! I can control everyone in this damned kingdom that I'm second best to! This kingdom was owned by a tyrant! I saved all of you! And all you have to do is respond!"
He stood up during half of his breakdown, but you didn't know when. You could hear every single word he said, but your eyes were threatening to spill tears and you could feel Tubbo's hand grab yours underneath the table.
Schlatt huffed smoothed put his suit and sat back down in his chair.
"So! We're here for the festival."
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You softly closed your bedroom door not wanting to make more drama by slamming it. This whole week you held in your emotions and tears, but today was the breaking point for you. Your back slid down the door and you started crying, and crying. There was no need to try and deafen your sobs, because you couldn't even if you tried.
Your mind kept reminding you of every single event if today.
First. Tubbo didnt tell you he was still in contact with the former citizens of L'Manburg, and the only way you found out was that today at the festival you saw them and you asked Tubbo. He finally told you with his head hung low as you two stood on the podium. You felt betrayed.
Second. Schlatt gave you an extremely hard time making sure everything was intact for today's festivities. You were stressed out of your mind.
Third. The festival went down hill hard and fast. So fast everything seemed like a blur. Tubbo gave his speech, really fidgety may you add, and then Schlatt and Quackity began trapping him in cement, you tried stopping him, but you were pushed away multiple times. You knew who Technoblade was, so when you heard Schlatt call him up to the podium you started to freak out. Your heart started to pound out of your chest when he brought out an explosive crossbow and pointed it right at Tubbo's chest.
The next thing you know a huge, bright, colorful explosion went off and with you on the podium with Tubbo's murderer sparks flew and hit you, Schlatt and Quackity making all of you have some sort of burn marks. Tubbo was gone, soon to be revived again for his last life on this earth, but seeing him die like that was the breaking point for you.
You stayed on the ground with your knees to your chest sobbing loudly. It was too much for you. Your lungs felt like they had no air inside of them, and your heart felt like a million weights were hung on it. You kept crying until you heard a harsh knock on the door, that felt like they were trying to break down the door than get someone's attention.
"Stop sobbing so damn loud!" Of course it was Schlatt you rolled your eyes and stayed on the floor.
"Leave me alone!" You cried out.
"Damn you sound like you're in pain huh?" You heard him from the other side of the door.
It was silent until the door was forced open and you were pushed with the door on your side. You sat up again to see Schlatt, who was out of breath, above you and had another beer bottle in hand.
"Why did you open ny door?" You asked softly.
"Why didn't you let me in?"
"Cause you didnt ask."
"Excuse me!?" Schlatt grew angry.
"You heard me." You stood up facing the taller man with horns. He was scary, but somehow you got the confidence today.
"I dont think you know who you're talking to shithead!" Schlatt got closer, but this time you stood your ground.
"Im talking to a drunken, egotistical, ram-man who let someone kill the only person I had left!" You yelled in his face while tears fell on your cheeks.
"You do got some nerve! I saved you!" He turned around, his back facing you.
"You made my life hell!" You yelled at him. "You- you made my life worse! You made me feel like I have no purpose, but to serve you and your ragtag cabinet! You made me feel like a useless sack of shit, you-!"
"YOU'RE RIGHT! YOU ARE USELESS!" Schlatt quickly turned around his faced filled with pure anger and his eyes bloodshot. He was breathing heavily and all the confidence left your body as soon as he stumbled towards you.
"You're fucking useless! You're even worse than Tubbo and he was working against me!" Schlatt then let out a strained stream and smashed his bottle on the floor letting the left over alcohol spill onto the floor.
"Do me a favor and leave, go. I dont need you! I dont need this damned place given to me by chance! By a fucking vice president that dosent even do his damn job! I dont need you! You! You and those bastards ruined everything!" Schlatt yelled and then rushed out of the room while holding his mouth.
You followed him quickly into the hallway and watched as he stumbled into the nearest bathroom to throw up the alcohol consumption of today. The tears kept coming as you ran down the hallway hoping that you can get as far away from these ivory buildings as your feet can take you.
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Your feet hung off the edge of the prime path and underneath there was a small river. You had stared at the water running for about ten minutes since you got there. You noticed immediately when you set foot on the prime path that you had no where else to go except for pogtopia you learned about.
You sighed tilting your head up towards the night sky.
"Lonely?" A voice asked next to you.
You turned your head and saw the well known man dressed in green. Dream had his mask on, as usual, but hood was down letting his blonde hair show.
"Yeah actually." You responded not looking at him.
"I know what happened at the festival."
"Everyone does." You scoffed.
"What happened with Schlatt?" He asked and you turned your head with a confused look on your face. "Dont think I don't know anything that goes on around here."
"I don't know how you found out, but long story short I'm not allowed back there. I dont wanna go back there." You said while standing up facing the man.
"I have someone that can give you a place to stay. If you want to take the offer. Also I wanted to check up on you. You were so close to Tubbo and its hard to lose a friend." Dream spoke softly, but you could still hear him loud and clear even through the mask.
"Thank you. I would want to take the offer for a place to stay." You airly laughed. "I dont want to see Schlatt or Quackity again."
Dream chuckled while giving you a paper with an adress on it before getting ready to leave.
"Don't worry. He'll be dead soon." Dream said before turning around and walking down the prime path.
You should've stayed.
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